/brit/

anyone remember the cuckio meme

catholics aren't english

teddy's got the swiper

Screen just want Algerian

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City planning gone wrong

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what do you think tim cooks?
he keeps his stove in good nick

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https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/owpoq4xzng0011wb
lads

>>76964550
Abysmal edition, truly dire

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Hell yes I'm a normie:

Neoliberal supporting
Open borders and
Rights of the individual through free
Markets for an
Invigorating
Economy

>>76964589
tim likes plain foods, he's had enough of the spicy foods, the chive sandwiches so he's a plain eater he just eats plain meals

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to the bogs

Things I accomplished today:
-milled about the grocery store, really embarrassing how the "good part of town" in my city is filled with people and half-niggers wearing tattered sweat pants and message t-shirts
-got gas
-cleaned my car
-read a bunch of health articles
-talked to me nan on the phone for her b-day
-sat on 4chan & reddit for a few hours
-ate dinner
-sat on 4chan and buying crypto

Some of these women charge 650 nzd dollars an hour holy kek

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>Things I accomplished today:
>-milled about the grocery store, really embarrassing how the "good part of town" in my city is filled with people and half-niggers wearing tattered sweat pants and message t-shirts
>-got gas
>-cleaned my car
>-read a bunch of health articles
>-talked to me nan on the phone for her b-day
>-sat on 4chan & reddit for a few hours
>-ate dinner
>-sat on 4chan and buying crypto

>>76964338
I wouldn't really care
I mean how is it different to a girl you're dating seeing if you have a stable job, can provide for you both and potential kids etc before deciding she wants to get serious with you

>>76964639
inflation rate given the lack of men having sex these days

Can i borrow a feeling

Tims not a schizo hes more woke than anyone

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imagine being so leftist that you retweet tweets which shame you for trying to help the world (in your own mind)

this guy has his head on straight: >>76964656

>>76964621

That's my post btw

I will be signing autographs at the end of the thread lads, ta x

>>76964622
Spotted the semen-guzzling faggot.

>>76964607
Truly striking how being unshaven makes you immediately look more prole and less trustworthy. Personal reminder not to fall for the 3 days beard jew.

I have a diesel engine

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better

>>76964657
don't think you know what inflation is friend

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What's up, Invaders?

>>76964657

They're charging like 3000usd for an overnighter

Boy oh boy

I'd need some serious coin just to blow that lel

I've got to stay shaven for the young girls I date so their mothers don't complain about how old I am.

I'm also using rogaine to combat the balding, but it doesn't seem to be working

>>76964652
>>76964688

Owning a vehicle and being an exceptional young man is hard work.

Like you'd know

>>76964683
What if she manages to track you down and report you

>>76964723
do they look worth it?

>>76964723
Blimey
Pics

>>76964725
You need to be using Just For Men

>>76964735
Don't think communistas know how to use computers la

>>76964622
alri liam

>>76964725
he's not even hiding it anymore
For shame

>>76964725
Well both statements are kinda true. Be more creative proxyfag.

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https://youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw

>>76964725
can't tell whether this is real or not lel
that's how sad alan is

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>>76964746
Is it better than Rogaine? Ecperience? More info pls la?

>>76964738

They look well put together

>>76964745
http://bonton.co.nz
Check it

do you think sara fucks her dog
there's like a bazillion photos of it every day and I think she called it her 'boyfriend'

IQ LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't get the smell of gasoline off my hands

Thinking of getting a car so I can pick my dates up from high school lads, getting a bit tired of riding my bicycle everywhere

>>76964783
she also said her boyfriend was graduating from uni soon
That's one clever dog

Gimmick idea: do a post but replace every vowel with the word penis

>>76964819
Shpenist gpenismmpenisck

>>76964777
Why would you use the most 'exclusive' escort agency if you're not wealthy though? Those girls are probably expecting rich 30-60 year old guys with sterile marriages.

Just use backpage or equivalent

>>76964783
please stop posting about her
really a boring, ugly, unusually corpse-like cunt who I gain no laughs from

>>76964819
tpenisst

My obsession with Saoirse Ronan has become debilitating. I usually enjoy crying, it makes me feel better. But this morning, I started crying because I was thinking about how I'll never be with Saoirse and the tears wouldn't stop flowing. I finally had to get drunk to make it stop. I don't know what I'll do if this becomes a regular occurrence.

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>hiring prozzies

>>76964823
GOOD post

>>76964875
Have you heard about her upcoming flick, Sweetness in the Belly?

*takes my /brit/posting tips from a yank*

>>76964777

just look at the site mate these aren't your every day slappers

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What's up invaders chris here, thank you so much subscribing and today i'm going to be having sex with ukranian prostitutes i hired from craigslist in public on camera, let's do it

>>76964898
fuck off reddit

>>76964875
Thanks for reminding me how much I fucking hate Celt names

>>76964876
but he never did, never even thought of it afaik
ultimate proof he was a closet gay

>>76964875
Shes a boring cunt

screaming that a subhuman leaf thinks i will give it a (You)

>>76964783
if she's anything like alan, yes

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he's here

>>76964875
She's got one of those circular heads with the thick cranial plate.
Too robust and mannish to find all that attractive.

love sersha
hate saoirse
simple as

>>76964945
Ethiopia?

>>76964876
He was pretty good looking tbqh. Just couldn't wait through the awkward early-twenties phase where your mind is full of shit and testosterone and you can't think clearly. He would have been swimming in pussy had be managed to survive to his mid/late-twenties and thirties

cranial tilt yank loves his fucking craniums

>>76964941
retching

>>76964976
beg pard'?

>>76964951
If I ever see either of them I'm genuinely going to ask why they as "traditionalist" women aren't having children.

>>76964991
nevermind

>>76964993
yeah after all shouldn't all 21 year olds be able to support a family it is 2017 after all

yanks ruined America

hate lauren southern
hate aisha
hate sara
hate saorsie
hate taylor swift
hate cara delavigne
hate the neonatal asian girls
hate waifufags
love tim
okay with alan

>>76964941
absolute perfection, I can guarantee that nobody in this thread is better looking than me

>>76965027
succinct and accurate

>>76965058
>having a thick mole on the tip of your right nostril

close but no cigar

>>76965020
It can be done. My super religious elder brother got married at 22 and now has two kids with a third on the way at 25. I on the other hand am volcel, one of my sisters is a whore and the other sister is an autist who browses /v/ and /g/.

My point was it's rather odd for a "traditionalist" woman to be pursuing a career. In fact it's the antithesis of "traditional."

Why are companies and especially banks so obsessed with showing off gay rainbow flags and shit? I don't care about that shit I just want to withdraw £20 you fucks

>>76965027
French and Spanish would've done better than the British.

>>76965020
And besides in a "traditional" marriage it's not the place of the woman to support the children financially. Faith Goldy is like 30 and childless yet she claims she is living a "trad life."

>>76965112
>I on the other hand am volcel
Sounds like a made up story, probably because it's too specific but I doubt your celibacy is voluntary.
Like a guy saying he's "asexual" is usually an excuse for no woman will have him.

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>>76965143
it's hard to find a good man

The ultimate newfag test

In the name section if your post enter the code #user-time and it will show you the date you first made a post on the chon

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>>76965143
u got me there

but i think you might still be making some presumptions about her domestic situation and whether it's in any way feasible or appropriate to bother with starting a family right now

might be forced to filter the leafs again, disgusting creatures

>>76964875

I like Irish names desu

testing

>>76965143
>I on the other hand am volcel, one of my sisters is a whore and the other sister is an autist who browses /v/ and /g/.
>nd besides in a "traditional" marriage it's not the place of the woman to
>*proceeds to tell you what traditional marriage is and is not in lengthy details.
How they fail to see that they are a living contradiction eludes me. Yanks make feel sad for humanity.

>>76965136
shan't rise to this bait

>>76965178
Testing

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76965192
76964981
76964923
76964889

Hpenisllpenis

>>76965178

Test

>>76965205
you've never been here nigger

>>76965242
better brace your anus pupper, alan is about

I'm not technically related to any of my wife's children

>>76965178
Epin

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Thailand poster

>>76965279
no you dumb fucking newcunt

>>76965249
What did you mean by this?

I've pwn3d more n00bs than you can shake a stick at

england posters:
how do you feel that you will lose your (by far) most important and capital city in the near future?

>>76965183
I don't dislike them, it's just odd.

>>76965157
Just not dating until I get working simple as.
As a Christian I don't believe in casual dating, but rather dating for the purpose of finding a spouse and part of being eligible for marriage is being able to provide for a family.

>>76965205
My parents and my brother as I previously said are examples of a traditional Christian marriage. Though my brother is a bit of a bizzarre fundamentalist.

>>76965301
Aberystwyth? How are we losing it?

>>76965291
you've never been to america you NIGGER

>using the n-word

alri edgelord

>>76965315
Wow lads he used capitals when using the naughty word. Don't want to mess with this guy

>>76965261
woof! woofwoof! ..woof!

Honestly just pretend to hate yanks to fit in, I live in the countryside of thailand because I can't afford to move to bangkok and I literally don't have one real friend here because I don't speak thai, I make up for my social needs by meeting up with naive young girls who don't know a predator when they see one.

I put on a bravado and act tough online, but if you read my posts carefully you can see my insecurities shining through

>>76965337
hello actual nigger

>>76965335
hello nigger

>>76965301
i'm gonna assume bottled anger

vomiting

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worth 300/hr?

>>76965305
>My parents and my brother as I previously said are examples
That still doesn't entitle you to an opinion. >you voice matters, Anon
>democracy yay!
That's the kind of bullshit that you've been fed all your life that makes you think you should open your mouth.
Truth is you are making a parody and ruining both the "traditionalist" and "progressive" views, by opening your mouth without living wither lifestyles. More generally irelevant piece of shit with an internet connection are ruining both the left and right by attacking one aand superficially posing as the other. I hate yanks so much desu.

>>76965315
Was in Oakland and posting with a yank flag in september 2016 in this very general, you newfag.
That being said your point doesn't have anything to do with the original thread, as usual.

>>76965412
no

>>76965412
i can jerk off into my hand for free and feel less pathetic after

>>76965412
never pay for it (pretends he didn't this past semester)

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>>76965460
It would only be 230 usd

>>76965412
She charges by the hour? My average stay is under 15 minutes. What do I do?

need to find a gf who's into hairy lads

>>76965485
Get a real gf

>>76965479
She wouldn't be able to hide her disdain for you and that would (consciously or not) lower your self-esteem. You're basically paying $300 to get insulted.

>>76965412
pay with credit card and chargeback later

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>>76965485
Some of them have quickie specials

This lovely girl markets herself as the "deepthroat queen", and offers a "swallow special" for only $80. Quite affordable.

>>76965509
you seem to know a lot about the prozzie experience

>>76965479

I would

Mind you I'm brimming with testosterone atm

prozzies are gross lol

>>76965522
I do. It's obviously a big industry here. There are literal blowjob bars.

Alan if you died tonight and God asked you why he should let you into his heaven after all the sins you've committed what would you say?

>>76965547
god doesn't exist

>>76965557
hat

>>76965547
Only god can judge me

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>Slept until 12pm
wew

BRIMMING

>>76965557
unironically this

>>76965570
yes that's the point of the question

>>76965547
Can I have a comfie void instead?

'AAIII'AAADDD

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>>76965616

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thairad!

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>>76965632

>>76965626
alri thailad, fake thailad is here again

btw what's the age of consent here? might have done something illegal

>>76965649
alri proxy lad

>>76965649
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to be Moslem in the far east.

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thialad

>>76965347
does alan actually live outside bangkok? grim

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>>76965673

>>76965680
me das gatto

alri nonce

>>76965686
hola gatto

I once asked for a strawberry cat in spanish whilst on holiday because I thought gatto was the spanish word for cake rather than french. The bloke pissed himself.

>>76965690
alri

>>76965700
thicc

>>76965700

Comfy

>>76965690
alri

thailad has an egghead

>the gf loves wearing lingerie for me

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>>76965734
do not

>>76965700
>no fences
prefer a bit of privacy thanks

>>76965704
gatto is ITaliAN gaTo is spANish gOD

>>76965753
Yeah, I was confusing it with gateau

>>76965770
Never make a mistake in my presence again.

can't remember if I took my medicine tonight or not
going to go mental if I forget to take it or if I take a double dose again

>>76965783
but i..

Good vibes

Loving life :)

>>76965744
you really are yanks
homes greater than 500k are usually partially fenced older neighborhoods or high dollar new builds with the vaulted ceilings and fake stone and all that gauche shit

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>>76965794

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egghead lol

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>>76965818

>>76965801
umm, no sweetie, having no fences is a yank thing

>>76965822
did 3/4 of these images

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got a 3000 word draft to do for monday morning and havent done a single word

>>76965860


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I'm going to enter the hottest sorority house at UCB

Might get an ol' 'cumcision on the phimotic cock lads

>>76965887
alri elliot

doign slep first tho nini

nn x

just put america in the rubbish

just caught a fly between my fingers

>>76965942
did you name it?

*cucks you*

just crushed a runt under my arse

>>76965968
nah
didn't want to make a mess so crushed it just enough to kill it and flicked it

>>76965994
RIP Buzzer

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toil calleth me even on a Sunday

WHY CANT I SLEEP

just ate an entire frozen sara lee chocolate cake without even defrosting it first

>>76966041
good man

>>76966041
fat sand yank

had to watch the cat get euthanized 3 weeks ago and am still not over it. always wanted to hang around my room and be pet. had him since a kitten when I was 8ish years old. he was literally my only friend throughout all my childhood

don't care

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yanks are launching an aggressive crisp campaign
https://youtu.be/6rdcQ5Dctuc

>>76966074
post kitty pics

>>76966128
I can't. I will actually start crying

taking a shit lads

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>>76966074
rip kitter

here's my 6 year old burmese if it's any consolation x

annoyed that terry crews isn't voicing doomfist tbqh

>>76966168
why do you have a fridge next to your bed?

>>76966161
cute

>>76966173
why wouldn't I, gotta share the main one with 2 other cunts otherwise

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>>76966143

>>76966187
isn't it noisy though?

>>76966187
assuming they don't take your stuff, what's the problem?

why do anglo blonde girls look like complete pigs but all other blonde girls look good

>>76966191
nope, but I got it in 2013 so it's getting a little run down and slightly louder

>>76966209
don't contradict my purchases you snivelling little runt

>>76966215
never met a blonde girl with a flat ass

would only consider an african woman for sexual contact, can't stand white girls

>>76966216
any noise is noisy if it's right next to your head when you're sleeping

>>76966241
haven't noticed it at all over the years until recently, maybe I'm just used to it

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>>76966240
good lad

>>76966216
o-ok

>>76966241
slight ambient noise is good for sleeping. I put white noise on to block out other sounds

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actually heres what it looked like when I first moved in, I wanted to put it where the fan was but the power point is kind of fucked and the cord is too short so it doesn't work very well

love blogposts, really great stuff

>>76966289
fucking hell that looks comfy
why have a treadmill though

television rules the nation

>>76966308
dislike doing exercise around other people desu, and I was going to take it with me anyway so I saw the space near the desk and had an excellent idea

oh

hmm yes *scrutinises your post under a microscope* yes very interesting *jots down frenzied notes* yes indeed quite incredible *frenetically rubs stubble* hmm

>>76966321
running outside is much more enjoyable
one of my roommates lifts weights in his room and it always smells like arse in there, I can tell whenever he's been working out because of the smell
>I was going to take it with me anyway
hm?

>>76966367
had it for ages and the 'rents didn't want it so I just said I'd keep it

I always keep the door open when I use it which sincerely pisses off everyone in the block because it's loud as fuck but I've never had complaints about the room smelling bad desu

>>76966371
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAZLRwyRJUA

havign a listen

>>76966371
Desklad got an upgrade?

>>76966371
*doesn't let him in*

>>76966406
love carl of swindon and his youtube alt-righter friends

>>76966408
yeh

>>76966422
Where's his gf?

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>>76966436

>>76966436
shut it you little mong

>>76966475
might turn this into a poster just so everyone'll ask what the fuck is wrong with me

>>76966395
even if you're a fat fuck it's better to run outside tbqhwy, it'll mess with your head to have the room you're physically active in/ sleep in be the same place
I don't think my roomie smells it either because he's so used to it and his nose is fucked (probably as a result), he's always blowing it and snorting all the time. one time I heard a girl come in and as soon as he opened the door she said it smelt fucking awful in there and he needed to open a window lel
guess you have that big slidie door so maybe it doesn't matter as much

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>shut it you little mong

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>>76966505
never had any problems with girls, they can't resist the party atmosphere

moving to Brentford 2bh

>>76966538
fix the desk so it's together properly you little runt

>>76966538
lel
but you don't want to be in the position he's in where he's slowly gotten used to this rank living environment
just some food for thought x

getting tired of this aussie's shit apartment

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>>76966567
one more just for you and I'll never post it again x

>>76966538
I bet you get all the pussy

more pics please x

reckon all private property should be nationalised post-haste

>>76966581
where did you get that atmospheric light/ uv thing?

>>76966634
Ikea

>>76964550
Shaved my head lads

>>76966634
knew a guy who had one so he recommended it, it's this fucking meme portable swedish thing with all sorts of light settings that also plays music

http://www.mooni.com/

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>>76966502

>>76966686
you're a blessing thailad

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RCT2 is comfy
just started playing OpenRCT2

just got back from my fucking night shift. hate it so much

at least i'm gonna have sex later

>>76966639
don't make the russian angrier than he is

>>76966733
I saw they recently released a new one "rollercoaster tycoon world"

I bet it's shit like the last few, used to love 2

>>76966650
looks comfy but where are the prices?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/japan-sex-problem-demographic-time-bomb-birth-rates-sex-robots-fertility-crisis-virgins-romance-porn-a7831041.html

>A poll found that 43 per cent of people aged 18 to 34 from the island nation say they are virgins.

reckon I should move to japan

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>>76966752
didn't even glance at it
its rare that a good "sim" game of this kind ever comes out, like tycoon or city builders or anything.

I just play the old ones, and OpenRCT has lots of scenarios from 1 and 2 plus custom ones and multiplayer
I was playing with people from /v/ earlier

>>76966768
just propaganda
there is always so much against Japan in the news now it seems

>>76966792
>multiplayer
I'll check that out, one thing that always bugged me about sim games is that you can put hours into something and you'll be the only one to see it.

I only ever really bothered with sandbox.

>>76966757
I bought it straight from their website but apparently you can't do that anymore, seems pretty strange

https://www.amazon.com/Mooni-G7MO1TAKE-Takeme-Outdoor-Orange/dp/B00F8YCRHM/

I found this but it isn't available either, maybe their company folded, either way mine still works just fine. I got mine for $120

pooing

YOU WON'T TAKE ME TO KOREA

PLEASE SIT ON MY DICK

Looking at old pics from 10 years ago and feeling nostalgia for britain circa 2005-2008 lads. Being 17-20 was the best years lad. Just want to go back to not caring about anything and having 300 quid benders that lasted the whole weekend and never having a hang over.

>>76966289
the flashlight is so he can find his miniscule _____

>>76966863
>yank banter

dire as always

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Love Whitlam
Hate Governor Generals
Simple as.

>>76966830
looks great but I don't have that kind of money to spend on frivolous shit at the moment

>>76966871
it was shit on purpose because these hours are grim and the night is long and my melatonin hasn't kicked in
piss off

>>76966849
watch monkey dust
mid-2000s britain distilled and injected straight into the eyeballs

>>76966877
imagine naming your son gough

my dog's being standoffish again, whatever that means

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOUFKZBpFTY

reminder that this utter mong was our only decent PM since menzies

business idea: 1975 but it lasts forever

>>76966906
>monkey dust.
Man, I loved that show. BBC 3 iuse to have decent stuff. Ideal was another good show. All though not as 'edgy' or animated.

>>76966927
why on earth did he think taking over the party in 2013 was a good idea?
did he actually think he'd win an election or was it just an excuse to throttle gillard for couping him?

>11 February – Margaret Thatcher defeated Edward Heath in the Conservative Party leadership election to become the party's first female leader. Mrs. Thatcher, 49, was Education Secretary in Mr. Heath's government from 1970-74.[5]

>13 February – Britain's coal miners accepted a 35% pay rise offer from the government.[6]

WTF I love 1975 now

>>76966505
I recently read a paper that found exercising in green exercise improves both self-esteem and mood irrespective of duration, intensity, location, gender, age, and health status. Both self-esteem and mood showed greatest changes for the least duration (5 minutes), but showed smaller positive improvements for <1hr and half-day activities, and both increased for whole-day activities (e.g. camping). The prescence of water (e.g. beach or river) generated greater improvements.

having nostalgia for fishing in the Barrens again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do5s0MQvF9s

>>76966942
australia has a chronic shortage of politicians that aren't bland colourless talking heads with absolutely zero charisma so labour tried to make the best of it, and then along came abbott and the rest is history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7tzuQ4F1sU

>>76966949
>26 April - A conference of Labour Party members voted against continued membership of the EEC
>31 May - Jim'll Fix It, presented by Jimmy Savile, is first shown on BBC1 television.
>9 June – proceedings in parliament were broadcast on radio for the first time

1976 was better desu

>>76966956
exercising outside without headphones is best, and also barefooted if possible (it's called earthing and is probably antioxidative). your body soaks up ions from the ground since we are usually inside and not grounded.

>>76966985
>labour

it's labor you british doormat, we're proud americans down here

frightened

Planet Coaster looks alri

>>76967033
man up you pussy

>>76967032
just because new zealand is australia's canada doesn't mean australia has to be america

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>>76967036
never tried it honestly
I've played RCT2 for so long now since I first got the demo in a cereal box, still have fun with it though
that and Sim City

Cracked my 200 quid phone and didn't take out insurance.
Fuck sakes lad. Who decided to make work lookers so small that you move one thing everything falls.

>>76967068
200 quid is literally nothing, just go to work for a few days

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>>76967082
>he thinks there are jobs in the doomnighted kingdom

>>76967032
>labour, colour, harbour, theatre, defence, offence

The whole idea was we take what we want from the French then change the spelling to make it look like it was an accident. Native Britons remained gay for frogs.

>>76967062
By the looks of it from this youtube review, if you're into spending hours on loads on aesthetic customisation down to the minor details. It's the one.

>>76966956
sounds right, something nice about being active when you have the sun on you and there's a breeze blowing
I was also saying get out of the room because I've read that staying in bed all day (like browsing on a computer there) is bad because you should only associate your bed with sleep, if you stay there in your waking hours it messes up that association in your head. think sweating in such a small area like your room would be similarly bad

>>76967082
I know, but I don't want to spend another 200 quid on a phone just to use it once a day to text my bird that I'm at work.

If it wasn't for clover I'd doubt I'd even have a phone.

>>76967095
There's plenty lads. McDees is always hiring.

>>76967029
>and also barefooted if possible (it's called earthing and is probably antioxidative). your body soaks up ions from the ground since we are usually inside and not grounded.
are u trolling me? that sounds like such bs lol

>>76967103
it doesn't have the same sort of sandbox play though does it? not as much freedom to play with the coasters and park

>>76967045
heard gunshots
wish they would ban them

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>taking out cell phone insurance

Doing a poo in Gatwick airport

Any of you laddos here in north terminal?

>>76967110
>McDees is always hiring.
And 50 other people are always applying.
(I have a job actually, but the situation is still unspeakably grim. Think if I lost it I'd just kill myself rather than play Kafka games with the DWP.)

Have you ever read a job description from McDonalds? bloody hell it's like someone vomiting buzzwords.

>>76967099
http://www.alp.org.au/

it literally is labor though, in all other instances it's spelt labour in australian english

probably still catches out people who've voted for them for 30 years desu

>>76967114
It seems to have a sandbox mode after a quick search. The guy was saying even the scenario mode was pretty chill.

>>76967136
why do they do it?
i thought you used labor in all instances.

>>76967113
not 100% on how helpful it is, but there is a decent amount of legitimate science to suggest it is a passive antioxidant
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/11/04/why-does-walking-barefoot-on-the-earth-make-you-feel-better.aspx

>>76967154
the ALP originated as a sister movement to the 'labor' disputes in america during the very early 1900s so they just stuck with it for some reason

>>76967113
he's probably exaggerating a bit but it would be good for you. similar to barefoot sand running on beaches, it's more about strengthening your arch support though

love yanks
HATE the british
simple as

Steam should have a try before you buy demo thing on all games.

>>76967184
But then you might see the game is shit and not buy it

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>>76967184
should be pirating all games

>>76967184
it already basically does since you can get a refund no questions asked if you play less than 2 hours, you still have to front the money in the first place though

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>>76967181
This guy get it's

>>76967110
what is clover
always hear about it

>>76967134
>Ever read a McDees Job description
Yeah. Actual joke. Still got a job there though and now I'm an assistant manager after 5 years there. Turns out not that hard to get assistant.

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>>76967198
>should be pirating all games
WHOA THERE edgelord.
i stopped you because you were going "ill do what I want" in a "not on my watch."
hand over the controller and no one gets hurt

>>76967220
The best phone app for 4chan. Available through f-droid.use to be on Google store but it's gone now for some reason.

>>76967189
that's the idea, from an end user perspective.
>>76967198
yeah, that's what I do, the difference being I'm not one of those people that feels the need to buy it afterwards.
>>76967203
refunds the money into your wallet though, not into your bank, right? mfw I am the jew

>>76967239
>controller
*throws CH Products Flight Yoke at u*

>>76967244
can't get it through an iphone?

>>76967245
>that's the idea, from an end user perspective.

Not a sound business model is it though, giving customers a bigger chance to not pay for things you're selling

reckon all phoneposters should be summarily executed, utter scum

>>76967244
>gone now for some reason.
bet hiro complained because it was hiding his ads
>>76967257
I know I know.. still, I'm being the typical end user here.

>>76967250
Do t think so lad. Sorry mate.

>>76967258
this guy get it's ^^^