Would you rather live in Somalia or Turkmenistan?

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>>76963763
Somalia obviously

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>>76963763

>>76963763
Easy choice, Turkmenistan. How is this even a hard question?

somalia

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>>76963763
America lost a war in Somalia, but no one remembers it

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Turkmenistan
because
-it's richer
-no niggers
-close to my culture
-had friends from there
-wewuz

>>76963827
Of course we remember it, an entire generation of console games ripped off Black Hawk Down's color scheme

Is Turkmenistan the one that is basically North Korea with Muslims?
Or was that a different stan?

>>76963802
Thats like the only remotely civilized area in the country (and technically is no on Somalia but on Somaliland)

Turkmenistan, while irrelevant, is probably much better

TURK""men""istan

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What do you mean, you already live in Somalia.

>>76963873
>Is Turkmenistan the one that is basically North Korea with Muslims?
Eh yeah that's it.

Nobody's starving there though.

>>76963763
I would rather live in Turkmenistan than France

>>76963923
Turkmen means "I am Turk"
ikibey tier

>ex commie state with decent living standards
>starving african shithole with alien looking people

Uhh what do you think

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>In 2013, for example, TurkmenTelekom was charging 96,023 manats (33,700 US dollars) a month for an unlimited 34 Mbps connection