/cum/

I'm black and fuck Drumpf

scared of blacks

>>76962375
hey everyone, he wants to fuck Trump!

GAY BOY GAY BOY GAY BOY

love blacks

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>The University of Craigslist

>>76962375
I'm black and fuck a sock
>>76962395
Maybe he meant Melania

am bblack

Tfw no vinegar chips

>>76962375
TWO SCOOPS?!?

>>76962359
>>76962375
>>76962394
>>76962395
>>76962399
SNAP

>>76962407
*Baron

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need a gf

>>76962406
whomst'd've are you quoting?

reply to this post if you're white

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>>76962303

on her

would never devote my life to an oriental

>>76962448
i hate myself i should be japanese

would devote my life to an oriental

would never devote a night to an oriental

>>76962414
>tfw fully stocked with Cape Cod kettle cooked salt and vinegar chips
>jalapeno too

would devote my life to a half oriental

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why are red nails pretty?

>>76962448
I said I was black earlier ITT. I lied.

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Finally a homegrown /cum/ not destroyed by that disgusting d*ne

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fucking alabama. Why would you even consider yourself a state? Might as well be Mississippi

love denmark

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stop worshipping chinks

>>76962499
don't know

remember bajachan?

>>76962476
Gibs me dats u krakka

*wraps myself in a fleece blanket*

hate denmark

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>>76962517
brits are fair game i assume

>somebody reported me for posting something with the nipples censored
fag

>>76962499
what do girl cheeks feel like? looks so soft

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At what age did you start noticeably losing your hair?

I was 21

in a visual novel when you get the choice to cum inside or cum outside what do you guys do

>>76962546
serves you right for posting scantily cad women so close to the lords day
>>76962554
inside

>>76962547
girls are really soft, super crazy soft.

i held a girls hand once and i think about it a lot, their hands are so soft.

>>76962554
Will she get preggers if it happens inside?

Also really hate Denmark. Footkraut too.
>>76962534
Come get em.

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My boss invited me to his birthday party but I didn't go and now I feel guilty

>>76962570

like baby soft? or bags of sand soft?

>>76962554
inside

>>76962581
seek other employment

>>76962590
like a baby i guess

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>>76962554
only one make to make children anon

>>76962581
cunt

my boss quit

>>76962597

Really? going to feel up some babies to see what its like

>>76962553
>32 now
My hairline receded at 20, but it just kinda stopped there. I basically have a south Slavic hairline.

>>76962448
replying to this because i'm white

>>76962619
altering the authorities

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>>76962619
don't do that creep

Haven't seen a mexican in cum in ages. Feels good man.

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woops lol spelled that wrong

>>76962653
i like mexicans more than americans desu

>>76962448
I'm an inside person who is as white as snow.

>>76962653
there were a lot of them a few hours ago and it was awful

>>76962661
same. Mexicans > Americans >> Canadians

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i wanna drink tonight

>>76962697
i am drink

>>76962697
I've got plenty of beer. I'm running kinda low on weed, though.

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>>76962643

I'm about to do it

How much drinking is too much drinking when it comes to drinking alone at home?

>>76962661
>>76962693

name one (1) good mexico poster

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this me thinking about cock all day ngl

>>76962509
rude post. i won't bother explaining anything to you

1. Is your skin used to being in the sun?
2. How quickly do you get reddened skin / sunburns

1. No
2. Very

>>76962769
Baja

>>76962788
1. No
2. 10 minutes
I also get freckles

>>76962788

1. No
2. Very

any smart people itt?
i have a couple puzzles for you, if you want them

>>76962788
1. Somewhat
2. 4 hours or so

>Shut up, bitch! Suck my dick, lick my ass and make me a fucking sandwch!

>>76962835
Smart guy here. Ask away

>>76962835
Tfw too smart for puzzles

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should i go out to a bar alone tonight?

>>76962835
too smart to put my brain to work

>>76962790

name one (1) good mexico poster that is still alive

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Is it just me or are these creatures really fascinating

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argonaut_(animal)

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>>76962835
people say I am not stupid

>>76962843
>>76962871
There are 100 coins laying flat on a table. 10 are heads up, 90 are tails up. You have no way of knowing if a particular coin is head or tails. How do you split the coins into 2 piles so that each pile has exactly the same number of heads?

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Tonight:

1) Eat some cereal.
2) Get drunk.
3) Post on /cum/.
4) Go to bed.

Thoughts :3 ?

>>76962880
you see which coins are heads up, and split them 5-5

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This place is so cancer lmao kys

>>76962359
Anyone play Pokemon Sun and Moon?

>mexican """"Intellectuals""

>>76962897

no exercise?

>>76962897
incredible

>>76962880
Is this just a comprehension trick?
>so that each pile has exactly the same number of heads?
Split them 50/50 each pile has 50 heads

>>76962919
lol nope

>>76962919
pokemon is for children

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>>76962924
Oh ya, I fogot. We can do drunk exercise too tonight.

>>76962880
This is some kind of trick question. Won't fall for it by trying to answer

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>getting a text from grubhub that your order is on the way when it arrived an hour ago

>>76962934
no it's not.

>>76962943
there is a solution. hint: you can flip coins if you want to

>>76962921
you never said we couldn't see which coins were heads or tails

lmao noob

>>76962897

I thought you said you have a gf? No gf time?

I'm in love with a girl that I can't have
Why is life so unfair
How do i ease the pain in my heart

>You have no way of knowing if a particular coin is head or tails

maybe i should just swipe on tinder and see if anyone wants to go on a date with me

Do you guys hang out with anybody at all or are you just sitting at home all the time?

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>>76962960
so you can flip coins but don't know what they are

>>76962990
Are you saying you can know if they're all heads or tails and the solution is to flip them over until they all match?

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>>76962987

iktf and she lives on the other side of the planet

>>76962990
>>You have no way of knowing if a particular coin is head or tails

so you just have to check

lmao n0ob

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>>76962974
I put in a few applications but they're all still minimum wage or low end
I'll just quit if I get a job offer from one of them

>>76962999
My wife is my only friend.

>>76962999
go to a friend's house sometimes. other than that it's 4chan all day every day

>>76962999
yes to the first part

>>76963007
>>76963009
you can know through a systematic and logical approach how many are heads or tails by careful sorting and flipping, but not know if any particular coin is heads or tails

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>>76962973
what is no gf time?

i don't understand, i'm not very smart.

>>76963057
that's a dumb puzzle

>>76963057
so you can do like a check if piles are equal then else flip coins?

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>you can know through a systematic and logical approach how many are heads or tails by careful sorting and flipping, but not know if any particular coin is heads or tails

>>76963010
My girl is on a camsite cumming for money

>>76963080
no.

why do i get no replies from this """"intellectual"""""?

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>>76963066

>>76963085
but not for you

>mismatched number of quotes
that's my thing, you dirty bean thief

>>76963097
hes a pseud and a philistine, mexicans are the real intellectuals

>>76963057
Okay then I would move over 10 and then check if the piles are equal. Then I move over 1 and check until they're equal.

>>76962880
Let’s start with 10 coins laying flat on table with 4 heads up (IN RANDOM ORDER).

( H T T T H T T H H T )

Now, just divide these coin in pile of 4 and 6 randomly. Let it be like

( H T T T ) ( H T T H H T )

Now, Flip Over all the coins of the shorter pile

( T H H H ) ( H T T H H T )

You got it, same number of heads up in each pile.

For 100 coins with 10 heads up, divide them into piles of 90 and 10, and flip over all coins in pile of 10.

Easy. Simple.

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>>76963085

>liking whores

>>76963057
I think I could only understand the puzzle if someone showed me that table IRL.

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>>76963100
i don't have a girlfriend, i can't do that.

you want me to masturbate?

>>76963130

was this not you? >>76961360

>>76963122
wrong.

>>76963124
correct! good job
i have another puzzle if you want

>>76963126
too bad

>>76963150
man wish i had a qt asian gf

>>76963150
are you retarded

>>76963165
same

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>>76963150
i've never seen a vagina.

i don't have a gf.

stop it.

>>76963165
iktf

nigerian pussy is tightest, ghanaian pussy is not

heres a riddle for you all

*unzips dick*

>>76963156
How is that wrong?
That would solve the problem

is it truthful for me to say "I haven't seen a vagina" if i've seen many, and not just "a?"

bf said he loved me

what did he mean by that

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>>76963207
he likes cumming in your butthole.

how is dixie conway?

>>76963207
he's gonna break up with you

>>76963207
he wants that boipucci

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>>76963124
I wish I was smart

>>76963192
you can't check anything.
you'd only know how many are where if you did something clever, like in >>76963124
he doesn't check for anything, he forced the situation into a configuration where there could only be one outcome

Maybe we should all just go get some booze, go on Tinychat, and pretend we're out socializing drinking at a bar

>>76963107
I know it makes me feel awful

>>76963125
She's not a whore

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>nigerian pussy is tightest, ghanaian pussy is not

>>76963215
It's nice

>>76963216
wtf no

>>76963217
oh

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BABBAWABBABOOOOOOOO

>>76963224
she is literally a whore.
she is servicing men for sexual gratification.
also, link me up, my dude.

76963231
Do you disagree?

>>76963124

a fucking mexican outintellegented y'all, how does that make you feel?

>>76963239
She isn't like the other camgirls I know it sounds stupid but it's true
And no I won't share her with you

/luso/ is disgusting at the moment.

This'll be my home for now.

>>76963268
Mexicans are white so it's pretty much even

>>76963281
shoo shoo

>>76963290
t. CHI

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state of me

>>76963281
you mean from now on hehe

got a poop loaded up in the chamber

gonna go out back and put the bears down for the winter

>>76963281
What's happening in /luso/? You got me curious.

>>76963303
haha ikr

>>76963299
>a CHI in Connecticut

we don't go that far in the north lad

>>76963328
Huh? There are Puerto Ricans all over the north.

>>76963085
I used to do that. I'm not a girl, though.

Why do mexicans hate us chis more than yanks do?

>>76963328
the brazilians did for some reason

136,000 people watched a man eat a rotten chocolate on youtube

>>76963344
bit gay

>>76963318

Can't stand the OP image.

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BBPTPTTPTPTPPTPTPTBTBTBTTT

>>76963347
jealousy

>>76963347
muh heritage

>>76963341
well puerto ricans are honorary americans, so they have no trouble with going there

>>76963347
Inferiority complex

>>76963355
yes

dude every time I go to upstate new york to visit family my phone switches to rogers or whatever and I get charged for roaming

canadians please calm your cell towers

>>76963361
mutt

>>76963355
Mostly, yeah.

>>76963281
UMA DELICIA

>>76963344
Really how was it? Are you attractive?

>>76963366
>>76963361
>>76963360
rofl

>>76963347
i'm a trump supporter, so the tale tells itself

need a gf before i go on a mad frenzy

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tick tock tick tock on the #gf2017 clock

i will become gay for conway as a getting laid backup

>>76963395
I'll be your gf if you be my meal ticket

>rofl
>trumpkin
checks out

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BBBBBPPPTTTTT'

STINKY POO POO

>>76963387
You think there aren't chicanos who are also trump supporters?

>>76963398
I'll let you live with me if you agree to get a job and help pay for rent

>>76963398
were you the cute trap with stockings? i forgot

my favorite general is /mena/

there is so much shitflinging all the time and you can just go in there and shitpost and get walls of text as a response

I have decided to lift every time I get tfw no gf

>>76963417
they should support themselves all the way back to M*xico

>>76963429
you're gonna burst

>>76963429
i would be the strongest man alive were i to adhere to such a policy

>>76963398

gf in 6 months? kind of pushing it

>>76963426
Hey bud

>>76963416
Stop, this is cultural appropriation

>>76963434
Why would Americans go to Mexico?

>chicanos and mexicans that like trump

why?

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If I were Queen Elizabeth, I would do a cumwalk.

>>76963428
so many disgusting personalities, though, the dane, the french islamist, the gypsy, the iranian. reading their posts makes me want to vomit.

I HAVE BREAKING NEWS!
THE WORTHLESS, STUPID MEXICAN'T >>76963124 PIECE OF SHIT STOLE HIS ANSWER FOR MY PUZZLE FROM
https://www.quora.com/You-have-100-coins-laying-flat-on-a-table-each-with-a-head-side-and-a-tail-side-10-of-them-are-heads-up-90-are-tails-up-You-cant-feel-see-or-in-any-other-way-find-out-which-side-is-up-Split-the-coins-into-two-piles-such-that-there-are-the-same-number-of-heads-facing-up-in-each-pile-How-did-you-do-it?share=1

BOO THIS """"MAN""""""

traps are gay lol

>>76963386
It was fun at first, but it got tedious after about a year. I'm bi, but I lean strongly towards straight, so there was a lot of acting.
I was 25 and in good shape. Yeah, I guess I'm probably still considered attractive by some. My wife doesn't complain even though I gained weight when I quit smoking.

Is it normal to lift while watching porn?

>>76963454
i just have to get laid.

i've been working on this all year. im feelin pretty good about it, just got my lease for the my room at university this year.

>>76963457
wassup

>>76963465
Attention-whoring like B***** W****

>>76963474
rofl

>>76963372
why do you antagonize me?

>>76963477
incorrect

>>76963494
putting a lot of presure on yourself during your transition to uni...

good luck anyways. May cupid bless you with a petite yellow gf

>>76963500
Bruce Wayne?

>>76963496
I didn't know where you had gone and that made me sad

Did cara get banned?

>>76963472
its colorful
but yeah I hate 70% of them

>>76963516
proof?

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>anime avatarfagging

>>76963474
outsmarted by a mexic*n

>>76963523
no im going back to university, i took a year off.

>>76963525
work and video games

>>76963547
I hope you do well Ryan

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>cat avatarfagging

>>76963474
it was just the same answer
you can't tell he stole it

>>76963546
only would have been outsmarted if i never figured it out

Thoughts on Mexicans?

>>76963547

Don't drink nor smoke and good luck

new ed march video

Nothing wrong with being me

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I would love to see my queen walking down the street with a steamy load of cum of her face.

what state am I from?

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/ag4f8av54p9cxi1p

>>76963592
muh ancestors

>>76963592
almost thought one was smart.
now i'm glad CUNTPF is building that wall

>>76963558
Welcome back then

What is considered a ''good citizen'' in your local area?

>>76963619
you sound like a friend of mine from southern MS

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>tfw ugly as sin

>>76963619
Kentucky or Virginia

>>76963637
what's been up with you

>>76963624
how about you give us an original puzzle instead of taking a random one from the interwebz, mr smartpants

tfw attractive

>>76963657
Got a new apartment and went to summer school. I'm done with school for now tho

wbu?

>>76963624
>is building the wall
>is building the
>is building
>is
k*k

blummpf is finished

Power outage in LA
Send help

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>tfw attractive
>tfw beautiful gf

Does anybody else here watch porn while working on?

>>76963641
>>76963656
southern Georgia

hate california

>>76963638
white

>>76963662
friend of mine sent it to me, and i thought it was interesting enough to share with you blokes.
i'm not going to put the effort required into coming up with an original puzzle since none of you brainlets could solve an "interwebz" one

>>76963708
Georgians must be really losing their accents

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If Trump slaps a tariff on Mexican exports to pay for the wall, who is actually paying: Mexican producers or American consumers?

Only smart people reply please.

>>76963698
no there isn't

>>76963704
we didn't answer you the first time, and we're not going to answer you now

>>76963710
>i'm not going to put the effort required into coming up with an original puzzle
alright then, fellow brainlet

>>76963717
Thank the transplants and CHIs for that one.

>>76963735
us ohioans still proudly have our accents

>>76963730
Didnt ask you you dumb southerner

>>76963723
american consumers pay the cost of the wall.
mexican producers pay a potential cost by losing american sales

what makes you think american goods going to mexico won't also be taxed?

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>>76962999
checked
also, i hang out with my qt mostly, and then i walk downtown to go to the shops.

>>76963725
Los Angeles, not Lousiana.

>>76963723
Both

>>76963010
because you eat pork

>>76963775
I know
there isn't a power outage

How do we start a war between America and Mexico?

>>76963766

>what makes you think american goods going to mexico won't also be taxed?

Not him but because they can't afford to go in a trade war with us?

>>76963796
There is. Check twitter.

>>76963807
my area is fine

>>76963825
Where are you? A transformer blew up in Northridge.

Anyone south of Missouri PLEASE kys

https://youtu.be/JSvNBC8PbVM

>>76963791

So Trump is technically fulfilling his promise

>>76963752
????
What does that sound like?

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>californian infrastructure

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guess what im doing right now.

hint: it tastes funny.

>>76963837
in the South Bay

>>76963867
It's really hot right now.

>>76963868
posting on 4chan instead of developing social skills, or practical skills

>>76963868
eating cereal

>>76963868

shitposting

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>kkk
>white

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lmao California is on fire again

why do yanks keep falling for leafbait?

>>76963916
because the only posts leafs make would be bait by any other standards

>>76963897
>kkk
>not feds

>>76963903
stop laughing at me

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>>76963892
so are you...

>9:34pm
COOL THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY
REEEEEE

is it true that the border police is made up of chi's?

>>76963946
if only your people were so pleasant

>>76963962
No. There are some CHIs but it's mostly whites.

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/m77b4dsqcs1u5nf0

>>76963854
like newscasters

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>using the term yank

Hapa fetus

>>76964002
good pic my friend

i can't believe a huge debate topic in this country is whether or not we should allow people who illegally came here to stay and not face punishment
it's just crazy when u think about it

>>76963854
General American originated from the Midwest. America and Canada have been CORN'D since it's the default now.

>>76963673
Sounds nice. I started living on my own a few months ago. Love walking around naked desu.

>>76964007
You break up with your bf yet, slut?

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i just cracked up a cold one.

can you guys be my boys?

>>76963982
is this considered illegal content?

new

>>76964036
>>76964036
>>76964036

>>76964007
This is the wrong Coloradan. I already asked him about that.

>>76964034
>tfw no cold one to crack open with the boys tonight

>>76964032
I started living with my bf

And yeah, walking around naked in an apartment is comfy

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>>76964032
Why would I leave my bonbon?

>>76964025
i can't believe a huge debate topic in this country is whether or not we should care about anyone other than ourselves
;^\