/brit/

anime

>>76960958
Fuck off with this shit

yuzu

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5th wank of the day
might go to bed soon

Get fucked Wayne!

Starting cider #3

snap

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FIRSDT FOR PORTO RICA WHOOAAAA

*you remain stuck in traffic*

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anime

>>76959030
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>>76959030
>>76959030
>>76959030
we're in here

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>>76961062

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>>76961025
odo's spunk was a part of the great link

>>76959030
>>76959030
>>76959030
>>76959030
>>76959030
we're in here

>>76961039
hope those aren't koppabergs

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>>76959030
>>76959030
>>76959030
>>76959030
we're in here

>>76961025
what 5 things did you wank to
you should keep a wanklog
>>76961085
*reports you*

>>76961106
announcing a report is against the rules, reddit shitskin

babestation

>>76961009
>>76961075
It's a gimmick one of the tarded Canadians started here

When there's two or more of the same non-brit flags in a row you can snap them

If there's two snap posts in a row you crackle them

If there's two crackle posts in a row you pop them

Pop master race here

>>76961106
>what 5 things did you wank to
>you should keep a wanklog
ballbusting and shemales multiple times

>>76961025
>>76961079
So what do you think Odo turned into to fuel his fap fantasies? Turning himself into Kira's toilet is the obvious thing but what else? Turning into bra? Sweety boots?

>>76961081
Golden State lad
Added some voddy too

>>76961004
child like spatial capabilities
low social networking skills
basically the calculators of the world

laughing at that 106 IQ, i'm nearly MENSA but I'm a mess of a human being

>>76961130
it means stop north american posters

>>76961147
>>76961153
snap

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Any Yanks here ever been shot? What does it feel like?

>>76961025
how long do they last?

>>76961130
sounds fun for about 2 minutes thanks for the info
>>76961166
sounds better for about 2 minutes thanks for the info

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>>76961072
>>76961080
>>76961085

>>76961176
It's gotta be all caps

>>76961176
I don't use food stamps.

>>76961179
brother's friend got shot in the leg by accident at a shooting range. he said it isn't as bad as he imagined.

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>>76961153
not sure what that has to do with english sailors

https://youtu.be/LWwXaWM3Vi0

yank women a terrible combination

>>76961222
Did he return fire?

>>76961209
>>76961220
>>76961222
SNAP

>>76961179
got shot by a black kid with a bb gun back in elementary school, that count?
>>76961227
the skill level that drawing took is on par with a third grader
embarrassing really

>>76961229
shan't

>>76961232
yeah, self defense. the other guy died after something like 62 shots

>>76961244
all me

>>76961275
alri

>>76961275
what a bad look

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>craigslist

Never seen Koppabergs over here

Post this in /cum/ until they start crying

>Shut up, bitch! Suck my dick, lick my ass and make me a fucking sandwch!

>>76961308
it's been known to knock people out after just a few sips

>>76961301
I so want to know the original source of this but you won't divulge.
Wish I was here.

>>76961275
horrid
>>76961314
you do it, if you're not afraid of j.....

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>>76961314
is this the world famous british banter I've been hearing so much about?

>>76961326
Like 4Loco?

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>>76961333
>>76961326
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>>76961241

snibbedy SNAP

>>76961244
Wow the Quran is the icing on the top

>>76961185
10 minutes
30 if I edge

why do americans pronounce craig as "creg"

like wtf??????

Haha look at this doggo!

https://twitter.com/RonBaalke/status/883224050180411392

>>76961406
weak

>>76961413
black americans pronounce it "creyeg" which is more the proper way

>>76961434
hello nigger

sup

>>76961429
why would I want to wank longer than 30 minutes?
or are you one of those mongs who thinks that sex should last at least 2 hours just like porn films?

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>>76961413
And they pronounce 'egg' like 'ayyyyg'

>>76961472
no we don't

>>76961472
never heard this one before

just got back.. aisha post pics of her rooty tooty yet?

>>76961457
this is aisha btw like for real

>>76961470
Shagged her for a good 2 hours

>yanks pronounce "herbs" without the h and put a lot of emphasis on the ERB part

ahhh yes

>>76961470
just a bit of fun innit

CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFWHB40N4pE

>>76961498
rudeness

>>76961530
welcome to the real yank hours

Got a pilonidal cyst, lads

Might kill myself :)

>>76961521
>bongs cant say r and just say heuubs

>>76961545
yanks are nicer than brits

>>76961521
>Although herb has always been spelled with an h, pronunciation without it was usual in British English until the 19th century and is still standard in the US.
kek, it's actually the real british way to pronounce it
doop off now

>>76961521
unless someones name is Herbert, in which case we call them Herb with the h as their nickname

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>>76961545

>>76961552
lmao

wanked about 20 minutes ago

>>76961552
no?

just smoked an ehb me lads

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>>76961549
Had one of those a few years ago, they're fucking awful. Live in fear each day that it will come back.

Genuine sympathy for you mate

>>76961314
didn't work

*goes back to the 19th century*
wow everyone is speaking english properly!

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Just finished shagging a prodding lads
didn't shag the milf I originally posted because she must have gone to sleep by the time I got there but luckily rang another prossie that was close by

she was actually one of the few good prossies and almost worth the £60
very good shag, she didn't rush me and was very affectionate, almost seemed genuine which is rare

I'm a young alri looking lad and they're probably used to all sorts of states so I do reckon some prossies do genuinely enjoy a booking with me more than other clients but I try not to get too tied down with this and I refuse to shag the same prossie twice out of principle, there's enough around anyway

>>76961585
vocaroo it

>>76961575
wanked about 2 minutes ago x

>>76961575
had a sex wee?

>>76961556
just fake nice

>>76961529
underage
>>76961594
gf has it, it's not the end of the world la

>>76961594
implore you not post this image again

>>76961603
no mic
but I pronounce the r

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>>76961556
only because otherwise us brits would kick ur a**

>>76961598
what do you mean

>>76961627
we*

>>76961616
It's not the end of the world but it's fucking disgusting. They're painful as fuck when they're growing, and when you get it drained you have an open wound on your back which has to be packed regularly and changed.

They're fucking disgusting.

i've been yuzu posting in /cum/ if you don't mind

>>76961549
>>76961594
lol
just take antibiotics or get surgery
simple

>>76961602
what percentage of prozzies that you have shagged are on coke? what do prozzies smell like? are they like babestation girls who pretend to be into it but its really obvious they're not?

>Protestants in England want to make it illegal to try to convince a tranny that they're not a biological impossibility
Fucking state of the heretics

>>76961642
gf's is not that big nor disgusting
never saw it when it was at its worst though
it definitely gets better, and when you find the time you can just get surgery

Aisha is honestly very good looking and you lot probably couldn't bang her

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anime

>>76961602
>I do reckon some prossies do genuinely enjoy a booking with me

Oh lad....

>>76961714
ever wanked to an anime lad

got called a dirty orange bastard at a vatican gay sex orgy

>>76961706
why would I want to have sex with another girl?

>>76961714
excellent post

business idea: hire a prostitute and just cuddle

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>don't racemix because your children will be ug-

huh...

>>76961723
no

>>76961724
Good. You fucking dirty hun cunt.

>>76961757
ly
ugly as fuck to make it clear

>>76961757
by that they mean mixed race people have ugly personalities
never heard of one that isn't completely bonkers

>>76961661
keep it to there, more than one posting her in same thread and itll be 3 days bans for all

is everything going to be ok?
feeling an impending sense of doom and don't really know why
>>76961757
tbf to the rorkes, they're probably 15/16ths white

>>76961757
Look at their fucking monkey noses

>>76961757
mongrelization is out of hand

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the biggest pedophile in hollywood, newman from seinfeld

hate hate hate frogs

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>>76961769
nah, desu

>>76961695
The one I had grew rapidly and gave me a really bad fever so I had to get surgery immediately. It was so painful, I couldn't even sit down.

The pain was only topped when, the morning after, a nurse came in and packed the wound - literally stuffed this shit into a gaping hole in my back. I had to have this done regularly for over a month by a nurse at my local GP surgery before it became small enough that I could dress it myself.

just had another booking with some young pimply git
hate fucking these little gormless ""men"", worst type of appointment

>>76961757
my daughters got my peircing blue eyes and my husband's broad nose. the hand of god giveth, and it taketh away

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Ah yes. Americans.

>>76961806
apes

>>76961675
impossible to say although I normally shag runt prossies who probably don't sniff as much gear as high class escorts
>>76961721
>ignoring what I said after that
would never fall for a prossie
they're nothing but very realistic sex dolls to me

>>76961757
have they got eye makeup on? ffs

>>76961706
thank youuuuu

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There. I fixed the hand textures (really happy with the lighting on that, almost felt lucky) and the hair. Got rid of the rest of the unnecessary lines from initial study too.

That'll be it.

>>76961833
all children have thick eyelashes, cryptononce

>>76961856
knit your socks you pathetic little man

>>76961820
why do europeans hate their lineage

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>>76961856
First draft looks better desu

phwoar smells of fish in here all of a sudden

https://www.theguardian.com/science/video/2016/aug/18/mock-human-sacrifice-at-cern-video


"oy vey, the goys know"

"i-i-it was fake."

>>76961820
I'd be upset if I found out I was Irish too

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>>76961820
are those DNA tests even accurate though?
I heard something about identical twins taking them and getting different results

>>76961675
forgot your other questions
most prossies smell like an overdose of cheap perfume
the majority are babestation tier, but like I previously said you can get lucky and find some that are genuinely into it (or at least very convincing at pretending)

>>76961602

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8

>>76961820
>dream catcher and buffalo tattoo
howling

>>76961865
unironically knitting a hat currently

>>76961856
looks good lad, although i liked the sketch version because it made her look really old

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>>76961820
SQUEALING AND FARTING

>>76961874
Fish and chips?

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>>76961749
have read stories on the 'dit like that
doesn't seem to be uncommon
>>76961784
quadroon here, not bonkers x
>>76961810
grim, just remembered my gf's cries and I take it back, it is very terrible
also remembered it's more common (and severe) among males, thanks for reminding me

>>76961820
with that mix he'd look very white. i doubt he'd be that surprised unless he looked like he was 1/4 cherokee, in which case the test is wrong

>>76961868
If I were 35% mick, 25% kraut etc I would hate myself too

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>>76961860
they look too dark and they extend too far out on the sides

>try to look up ugly mixed girl who went to my school
>turns out she's blocked me even though we were never friends and she hated me
ahh yes ugly girls are always bitter and jealous towards the prettier ones

>the spic is a mutt
That explains a lot

we're all in /cum/

>>76961882
twins will get minor differences like 30% scandinavian for one and 26% scandinavian for the other
if he was 1/4 native american it would appear

>>76961948
love how you tried to make outt she was the pathetic one in this situation

utter bellend

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>>76961968
better than being a NEET who lives off handouts from his mummy and daddy

>>76962000
Kek

>>76962005
you seem to be projecting

wank commencing

>>76962000
she is
I just wanted to grab a picture to show off how ugly she was to the racemixing yank and it turns out she's blocked me

very rude

>>76961947
that comes from the superior DARK side

white women seek bull seed for aesthetic improvements

>>76962002
why do they not have nipples
wtf i hate race mixing now

state of this yank

>>76962002
>posting cp
enjoy your ban

>>76962020
you seem to be a burden on your parents

>>76961968
99% of latinos are mixed, I thought you assumed I was

>>76962053
>expecting autismo yank not to be retarded

>>76962053
who

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so tired

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>>76962057
outstanding post

>>76962074
on the other hand, I had a nice dinner

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@76962041

can't and shant

YANKS OUT

ULSTER WILL NEVER BE AMERICAN

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like to keep up with the commieslags because it makes me feel like i've got mates

>>76961820
These tests are unironically a Jewish propaganda tool. Every single one of them comes back with at least some percentage of African or Jew in it.

Sometimes when I've been away from 4chan for too long I need to try and simulate the experience. For example:

>at family gathering
>bit bored
>head off to the bathroom
>lock the door and sing the cowboy bebop tune using my inflated cheeks as a trumpet and replacing every lyric with 'nigger'
>come out refreshed

>>76962057
I'm at uni and paying for it myself so I'm not sure what you mean

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this is unironically the face i imagine behind most yank posts

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I will never have a gf

pls kill me

might buy some sex toys but get them sent to tim as a gift

I'm thinking horse dildos here
the kind of thing that he'll just feature in every single video and get extremely angry and confused over

saw a titty irl for the first time the other day.

thank god for slutty drunk hippies

>>76962139
at least you have a gif

every brit should vocaroo themselves saying the "cold out" speech

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>>76962150
sad little specimen

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>>76962135
>The University of Craigslist

>>76962100
>>76962157
you're trying really hard to fit in aren't you?

>>76962157
whats that

>>76962173
FOY

>>76962177
Big K

hey lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4WN9-YZzpQ

>>76962150
Imagine being as pathetic as this runt

>>76962181
fuck off juan

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>>76961820
>A half hour later he came out yelling about how he should've gotten a shamrock tattoo instead

>>76962173
you say that every day because I don't act like a fucking spastic like you

>>76962165
fuck off you dumb wageslave cunt

Puerto Rico is one of the few decent JFs, along with the Ethiopian nignog

destroy & rebuild lads

yanks, disgusting foul creatures

>>76962161
>>76962195
what?
I just think it'd be a fun little harmless prank

>>76962192
>those comments

ahh, so they're the epic kekistaners i shandilay with....imprsssive...

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literally me

>>76962214
you're the faggot right? you seem to be the only one that likes him

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So the health section of it has
>Genetic Health Risks 3+ reports
>Carrier Status 40+ reports
>Traits and Wellness 25+ reports
and then you have the Ancestry section which is of course you ancestry composition but a few others things like how much neanderthal DNA you have

really want to do it if i can find 150 quid

>>76962222
>get extremely angry and confused over
piss off

puerto rico please vocaroo yourself singing despacito

>>76962245
o-okay
I'll send him a postcard then

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>>76962127
This picture was posted on Riddit with the title: "Men who signed America's independence / their descendants 250 years later". It was taken by one of those "Ancestry" companies

The thing is that

1. George Washington had no biological children (in this picture, he apparently has a black descendant)


2. There are tens of thousands of white descendants out there, but the company chose to shoe-horn "black" people in to the picture....cause diversity!

>>76962150
I was going to send him a nice postcard and subtly incorporate a gimmick into it but the post office is twenty five minutes away and I don't have stamps.
Next time I'm in town if I remember I'll get them.

>>76962207
> I don't act like a fucking spastic like you
>that's why I actively try to start arguments every thread

>known as the autist who never dances
>never dance because I'm autistic and shit at dancing and worry people will record it and post it online for me to be even more thoroughly embarrassed
>get asked to dance in a situation that I couldn't really refuse
>someone actually shouts "Jesus fuck Anon is up dancing!"
>a literal fucking crowd forms around me and records me dancing and they all post them on Facebook and snapchat
haha guess who's going to kill himself

>>76961820
why did they lie to him about being native american?

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Do you think autismoyank's parents give him a Christmas bonus?

>>76962177

newfag

desperately want to die
you yanks don't know how fucking lucky you are having guns, what I wouldn't give for the luxury and convenience of an instant, painless death.

>>76962278
I love dancing
Wish people did it more

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>>76962266
better be a nice one
tim gets messed about enough

thoughts on zoella lads? Good lass and quite down to earth tbqh x

>>76962278
i forgive them

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>>76962294
post the real version

>>76962295
would love her to beat the living shit out of me

>>76962231
whats this from

>>76962278
HAHAHAHA! I SAW THAT VIDEO! YOU FUCKING RUNT!

>>76962278
mate 99% of the people at clubs are shit at dancing, last time we were screwing around dancing like that i almost threw a girl down a flight of stairs

banter lad join in

love life hate being ugly simple as

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I think Tim needs a frog

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cute-Frog-Stuffed-Animal-Plush/dp/B01N9FHI26/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1499566867&sr=8-1&keywords=stuffed+frog

>>76962321
FONT

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>>76962305
clear off sunshine
*does jazzhands*

>>76962314
Manchester by the Sea

print out /brit/ posts and send them to tim

why is his face always so greasy

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Remember when UKIP went mental and started beating each other up

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are they family or friends?

hey tim your a faggot

>>76962278
>you're a twat for not dancing in the first place
no one cares if you're shit at dancing and everyone else is probably awful themselves
it's just a laugh and you're supposed to be drunk so dancing is fun, not as much of a big deal as autists make out

>>76962333
NEED to send tim several dozen frog toys

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>>76962354
its bio oil

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>>76962360
They're ded

>>76962352
thanks friendo

>>76962354
he is the producer of bio-oil products

>>76962353
I already print out all the /brit/ threads so I can read them on the tube

>>76962333
>333
praise kek
it's a sign we should send this to 42 amersham hill

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kek-Statue-ASVP-Shop-Egyptian/dp/B072JYJWFS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1499566975&sr=8-1&keywords=kek+statue

>>76962365
I don't drink.

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>>76962353
he needs to see this

>>76962393
fuck off then you paki cunt

>>76962354
He is not of this Earth

>>76962373
He literally has several bottles of it by his bed

>>76962321
It wasn't even club dancing. It was slow dancing.

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>I don't drink.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B06XR54JYG/ref=twister_B06XR4CXJX

reckon he'd wear it?

>>76962256
some day when I get a mic and don't sound like a bender
>>76962278
now you're known as the autist who dances terribly but at least tried and gave us a good laugh
not a big deal la

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>>76962381

There's no such thing as "bio-oil"

lost 15lbs since mid-May

that's about 1 stone for all you britbongs

>>76962429
I need to hear or see what you look like. Post your dick or your arm or face or something lad.

>>76962443
wrong

>>76962409
Not a paki. Catholic desu.

Stop trying to make Tim a meme billboard
Just send him things he would like

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>>76962443

>>76962453
Proofs

I miss the flat spracklen house videos where tim would show off his shitty bedroom with all the bears lined up on the headrest of his bed ("bear death row" as he'd call it)
and then you'd also see the bottles of bio oil strewn about the place

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>craigslist

>>76962416
i can see that being a bit more awkward/uncomfortable for you but a lot of people won't understand that so that's why they were filming. don't put too much thought into it lad, not the worst thing that could happen

>>76962468
Fake news

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>/ref=twister_B06XR4CXJX

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>>76962470
>>76962478

Doing the valkyr nightmare section now
Even worse than the first one.

>>76962492
aha haven't you got egg on your face now

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>>76962519
No

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posting an endangered species here

4% of the world's population

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BDjQphYB50

... clashing unintentionally with a delivery to the Dentist ...

>>76962489
I am 100% convinced they knew it would make things more uncomfortable for me. You don't announce that someone is doing something and gather a crowd to record it because they're doing something normal and comfortable.

>>76962529
good, vile creepy looking slug of a creature

Going to go to bed and watch some Joe Rogan interviews I missed

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should I learn scouse or posh accent?

>>76962442
nigger

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>>76962529

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito

>>76962589
learn welsh

>>76962589
>scouse
kek why would you even consider it

>>76962589
if odds, canadian newfie accent
if evens, southern USA accent
if 0, posh scouser accent

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>>76962589
swipe down

>>76962589
just have a normal accent mate, not that many people have a posh accent here and can usually tell when you're putting it on

>>76962231
media like this is why brits and many americans are delusional about guns. you can't just pull a gun from a cop's holster like that. they have high retention holsters for expressly that reason

>>76962540
ehhh it's one of those things where if you see someone doing something really out of character, you'll tell the other people that know to look at it too. they were probably just drunk and a bit dicky. I obviously wasn't there or anything but it could be a lot less malicious than it came across.

>>76962589
rhyming cockney

>>76962589
if singles cornish accent
if dubs jamaican accent
if trips gay accent

>>76962632
also there's no way he wouldn't have gotten shot like 50 times after he had the gun in his hand

>>76962589
There, skip to 0:48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjW3rSZ6Ovs

>>76962589
Spanish-cockney like Hector Bellerin

Redpill me on nova scotia lads

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>>76962660
This guy lives here

>>76962660
unemployed 8 months of the year, lobster fishes for the other 4

If you want a cozy white canadian city go to Victoria, BC instead

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>>76962589
>>76962644
>if dubs jamaican accent
YAH MANNN!!!!!!!!

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might drink drive to maccies for late night scran even though I've already been out drink driving tonight

luckily I don't have to worry about getting caught because of police cuts

>>76962687
V good lad

Takes pics of your adventures for the lads and get me a 10 pc chicky nuggy

>>76962644
what the bumba
what the rarse
who's dat lyrical dan - it's narse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miRLdnTc6fw

ah yes, americans

>>76962678
i was a watching a documentary about its history the other day
interesting stuff

time for my bi-monthly browse of the current and upcoming hip hop charts to see if there's anything i like. usually there's one or two song out of 50 i like

>>76962589

Learn to speak with a Brummie accent lad. You'll be knee deep in clunge

>>76962686
tip: if you say 'beer can' in an english accent, you're actually saying 'bacon' in a jamacian accent

I'm in love. Madly in love.
You ever been in love lads?

>>76962729
new thread innit

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>>76962347

>>76962712
i dont understan,but my name is dan so this is spoopy

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>>76962733
yeah

>>76962743
sqeuaking at this

>>76962711
nah gonna purchase a double cheeseburger and large fries simple as
will take pictures at the drive thru in roughly 15 minutes

>>76962766
Don't forget a road soda

>>76962733
no not really. never been close enough to a girl desu. there's been a few girls that have given my heart a boner, but none i've ever been in love with.

>>76962749
What happened?

>>76962775
not going to eat it until I'm home
got alcohol to wash it down here, shan't be wasting money on a drink

>>76962729
>>76962729
>>76962729
new

>>76962814
Road soda = beer on the road

>>76962819
nah im fine here mate

>>76960958
>sunday fun day
Fucking lies.

>>76962831
yes but I'm not in a yank shithole where I need to drive for ages to reach civilisation
it's a 5 minute drive home from maccies

>>76962864
Take a fucking road soda you gayboi

>>76961275
Does she eat cigarettes? At her age having teeth that discolored is an achievement in the modern world.