/big/ guys general

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>tfw manlet in big country

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>>76960586
>tfw big guy in big cuntry

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1v3jST9H5Y

Big guys, small guys, it is no matter. What matters is our plan.

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>>76960652
Do you feel in charge?

>>76960620
Is Argentina white?

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>>76960847
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XdaFR6mIC4

big cunts

U
U
U
U

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>>76960541
>tfw was a big guy and now a very small guy
How do we redeem ourselves

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Big guys?

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>>76961313
We have to go bigger.

>>76960541
>4u

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>>76961303
Your time is up, Spen. You were once a great nation with plenty of landmass, and now all the landmass you once knew as your own are bigger, younger guys than yourself. You're now old, and small in the current era.

How does it feel to be.. A midget?

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>>76961493

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>>76961554
It's okay Spen. I still have feelings for you. Your King is after all one of my most used memes.

China is bigger than the US

Where is biggest guy? This thread will be super lame until Russia shows up.

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>>76961765
Get outta here, landlet.

How are you?
t. Canada

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>>76961765
What was that? I think I heard something. Probably nothing.

>>76961848
He said China is bigger than the US.

Clean out your wax-filled ears. It's clogging your tympanic membrane you filthy subhuman.

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>>76961799
what did you say america's cumbucket?

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>>76961840
Who?

>>76961901
>Greenland
>Denmark
Choose one.

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>>76961895
What are you talking about? Who's he?

>>76961954
>it's an old man.
I'm terribly sorry. Forgive my rudeness.

*Turns 360 degrees and moonwalks away*

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>>76961945
Who are you talking to, Canada?

>>76961999
I'm talking to... uh... crap I forgot.

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>>76961945
They are ours

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>>76961726
T-Thanks, I-I guess my inbred king made Spain a bit more noticeable.

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>>76962029
You sure you aren't hallucinating, buddy?

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>>76962122
Were. They were yours. You've joined the ranks of the European microcountries.

>>76962163
No.

Hey.

>>76961920
I'm a leaf. Your neighbour in the north. Our flag is red and white. Can you remember now?

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>>76962198
Canada you really should stop smoking weed, you're talking to literally non-existent countries.

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>>76962272
What's that? I can't hear you over all of these positive vibes, brah.

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>>76962265
Wtf? What are you doing in there? C-Canada, you're so small!

>>76960541
>Algeria
why does this shitohle get so much land?
we need to enact our own lebensraum program

>>76962342
he's tricking you, look at that plus sign, that's not a leaf

>>76962342
I'm just a regular Canadian.
>>76962374
Australian shitposters must have turned my leaf into a plus when I wasn't looking.

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>>76962374
>still acknowledging fictitious countries

can't imagine living in a small country

>>76960541
>tfw big, but not big enough
I think we need some extra islands tbqhsempai

>>76962440
That's a different leaf, grandpa. Are your cataracts acting up?

>>76962446
They're so small, so tiny

>>76962446
New Zealand isn't that big.

hmm did anyone hear that? sounds like a tiny country is trying to post...

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>>76962482
What the fuck did you just say to me?! I'm a big guy, don't fuck with me!!

>>76962551
Woah! Calm down, old timer! You're not in Vietnam anymore!

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>>76962577
Vietnam? I thought this was Cannae. Speaking of which, why isn't Rome on the list of big guys?

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>>76962646
The Gothic little guys busted them up. Roma is no more.

>be england
>create some of the biggest guys around
>resign yourself to sharing a tiny rock with a couple of other small guys

I almost feel pity

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>>76962675
Wtf?! What year is it?

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>>76962709
It's the 1980's, and I'm not gonna take it!

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>>76962783
I don't like this era of small guys. Please, send me back!

>>76962856
There is no going back, gramps. Face the future with a bit of bravery.

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>>76962906
Neverrr!!! *powerlevel exceeds 9,000*

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>>76963051
Oh crap! He's tearing a hole in the fabric of time! HE"S GONNA MERGE THE TIMELINES!

>>76963051
N-NANI!?

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>>76963081
YUEAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76963168
*Suddenly, a wormhole opens and 300 starving Irish peasants spill out of it*
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?! WAS THIS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG?!

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>>76963208
No! This was. *suddenly you become intertwined with the world of the Renaissance, where most European states are /big/ guys*

>>76963293
Wooooaaaahhhhh. Everybody is such a big guy. But... if everyone is a big guy... nobody is a big guy!

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This is a pretty autistic thread.

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Canada and Russia are over 80% snowy wastelands.
China, Australia, Kazakhstan and Algeria too.

Only USA, Brazil, India, Argentina are big LIVABLE countries.

Don't forget Mongolia, where only Ulaanbaatar is relevant.

>>76963363
>imblying you could live in that dense jungle

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>>76963353
You're right.. What have I done?! I've made countries even more smaller by equalizing the playing field! I.. I'm a failure of a time traveler. Please, leaf, kill me.

>>76963394
Hey, that jungle provides natural resources. Until you find a use for all that ice, you're just a balloon filled with air compared to REAL countries with exploitable land.

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>>76963451
I would, but Leafs can't own guns. I could run over you with my truck tho.

hello

>>76963363
>>76963476
Canada is perfectly livable. If anything, I'd like it to be colder. Also,
>USA
Rampant obesity
>Brazil
Falling apart at the seams
>India
Terrorists and streets filled with feces
>Argentina
Literally who?

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>>76963515
>Canada
Snow and Brazilian immigrants.
A bright future, I see.

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>>76963485
No need. I feel too old and tiresome to continu-- *sits on a chair and starts to pass away, then quietly whispers before his death* R-remember me for who I was, leaf, as a big guy in the annals of history.. *dies*

>>76963623
Ha. Haha. "annals". Haha. Like "anus". Hahaha.

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>>76963604
>Snow
Snow is a blessing if you know how to use it.
>Immigrants
Y-Yeah... Good point.

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>>76963642
Not funny, not funny at all! Worse humour than G*rmans!

>>76963692
I am like two thirds German in heritage, so that might explain something.

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>>76963756
What's the other third

>>76963798
Polish. KURVA!!

>>76963824
>he isn't Western Yuropoor masterrace

>>76963895
What kinda mixture are you?

>>76963919
Basically /fug/. Which is to say, French, English, and G*rman. But I am an American, my genes are just minor ingredients to the stew of Individuality.

>>76963986
It's actually a really weird thought to me that some people aren't some kind of Euro mutts. Imagine meeting a pure-bred Icelander or something. It'd weird.

blergh

>>76960541
1. China
2. India
3. US
4. Indonesia
5. Brazil
>the thiccest cunts

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10 million square kilometers and none of it has a decent climate. How the hell does that happen?

>>76960541
Hi guys.

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hi

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>>76961772
sorry im late

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>>76967930
>>76967837
>>76967777
HE'S HERE

jesus christ

>>76964834
Small Asian island

>>76966738
Same as above

>>76968039
Gayreeks

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>USA
>9 147 000 km2
>does not have its own unique language

>Estonia
>45 000 km2
>has 2 unique languages

hmmm

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Hi

>>76968173
You are a big guy

The Netherlands covers two continents, so we're a pretty big guy.

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>>76968192
He's the biggest guy

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>>76968173
BOLSHOI MALYY