/brit/

maisie

anime

anime

why do british people use so much fake tan

the colour yellow

how come its easy for some lads to get a shag

and near impossible for others.

>>76959051
why not

hard to appreciate from this vantage point but the internet will truly transform human society into something unfathomable. the internet is a step in evolution.

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anime

>>76958936
if it makes you feel any better ive been to loads, and i'm not saying i never had a good time in one but i always never really liked them. too sweaty, cunty security, too rammed, overpriced shit drinks. the saving grace is if you're seeing an act you really like or you get lucky. i never go to clubs any more.

that being said. do love festivals and outdoor parties in general

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yuzu?

>>76959058
80/20 rule

>>76959072
CIA have been informed of this post

>>76959051
They're allergic to vitamin d

>>76959041
fucking a girl no strings attached is harder than getting a relationship.

>>76959051
not enough real sun

Remember why I didn't like the nightmare section.

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>>76959092
Yuzu?

>>76959114
if i click on that pic will I get v&?

>>76959092
on what grounds

76959127
cp

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>>76959030
based JT
we are fucking going up

37
nonsense

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>>76959051

british women are particularly sheep like

the morons i work with are always talking about what plastic surgery they want

>>76959139
>£4
Wow moneybags

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last night you were in my room

and now my bed sheets smell like poo

>>76959194
was all the coins I had in my pocket all the time
will be placing more of these season bets before the start anyhow

>>76959051
most girls are pretty vapid and do it purely for attention since they want to attain a racially ambiguous look
(others do it because it's easier than going abroad to get a good tan (also avoids skin cancer which is good because everyone's so pale here))

refuse to believe that the moon is a solid object. the bloody thing is see through at certain parts of the day

>>76959233
Who you got for PL?

30% of males and 70% of females are subhuman and have 0 value

got called a big lad in tesco

clubs are the ultimate runt traps

bunch of wannabe chads pay out the arse for watered down drinks in the vain hope of possibly getting some disgusting slag to let them have a go with her

>>76959295
>>76959301
>>76959304
>>76959320
snap

>>76959269
>also avoids skin cancer which is good because everyone's so pale here
Doubt skin cancer is a big risk in Britain 2bh

called some yank a fat cunt in tesco but he misheard me

76959328
worst gimmick in /brit/ history
genuinely can't think of a worse one

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40520125
normies btfo

>>76959347
the wanna get high and play mario kart is truly abysmal

>>76959342
it is because of how pale most people are

>>76959347
yank posting

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>>76959320

I'm in love with your body

>>76959347
love it because of how much it pisses off JF

>>76959359
ah yes, football yank. despise that freak. his latest is talking about the "rugers" here

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>>76959347
imagine a yank thinking he got a thoughtful response only to read it and see only 'snap'

>>76959295
dunno that's why it I didn't bet on it
there is no value in betting on the epl so I rarely do it
I have a good knowledge of all of the lower English league so that's what I usually bet on

AISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Nathalie Emmanuel: Her character has "sex" with a man (Grey Worm) - episode 2, tits and ass
Rosabell Laurenti Sellers: Soldiers take her clothes off and execute her - episode 3, tits
Sophie Turner: Sansa takes a bath while Littlefinger watches her. - episode ?, tits and ass
Hannah Murray: Sex with Sam - episode ?, sideboob and ass
Emilia Clarke: Changes her clothes - episode 7, tits

>>76959402
iktf

>>76959388
It was started by some Canuck

>>76959419
wtf spoilers delete this now

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forgot that maisiebro was a talented artist

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Greetings true friends

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>craigslist

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derbs lads

>>76959426
>>76959443
snap

>>76959426
>>76959443
snap

In bed posting from phone
got a cols coming on

>>76959471
>>76959473
Crackle

>>76959461
frick off

bumstation

>>76959481
>>76959484
snap

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>>76959463

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deleted all the tim videos from my history and must have removed about 100 videos from recommendations and this is what i get after watching a video about video games

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

In islam its written that the number of women in hell will be more than the number of males. For this verse alone I say Allah Akbar (god is great)

>>76959481
>>76959484
pop

can't believe brits and leaves are still mad about the american revolution

Wonder how that guys 12 hour shift in tesco went

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>>76959520

>>76959524
*intercom announcement*

sara davidson, to the bogs please. sara davidson, to the bogs

>>76959524
awful I'd imagine, as it was a 12 hour shift in tesco

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A leftypol funny

>>76959520
>>76959545
do we have to burn down the white house again?

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anime

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Me + 9 would dismantle any mindless misinterpreted leftist bollocks you could come up with.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/94119930

article about how brave a child killer is for being reintegrated into society

not much about the victim

>>76959552
Its called a tannoy you gimp

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LADS how do i reduce the chances of kidney stones? how can i reduce any existing ones???

really really doesn't seem like something i want to experience

>>76959563
it was hundreds of years ago mate, let it go

>>76959592
just drink water and unsweetened tea

>>76959563
imagine getting cucked by your own colony and many decades later it becomes much more powerful that you will ever be
must be an awful feeling

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>>76959576
isn't 3 the bloke who was going to have dotcom on his show
i wonder what's happening with that

>>76959576
all you'd need is tucker and milo

>>76959563
you are not that powerful

>>76959611
are you talking about aus

>>76959576
alex, hannity, and rand even tho i dont particularly like rand. only ones i know in that pic

>>76959520

it's a footnote in our massive history. most brits couldn't tell you who the USA won independence from, or what the 4th of July celebrates

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me

>>76959545

>Libertarians

tell that to the slaves sweaty xx

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>>76959568

we need more anime desu

>>76959602
this is what the niggers will say in your country when the last remaining white people reminisce about white america

>>76959520
no one is mad about the American revolution in the slightest
they don't teach it in school because it is a tiny and irrelevant part of our wide and varied history
the only things brits know about 1776 is through references via American TV shows and films
I don't really know but I'll assume leaves care about it though

>>76959611
yeah canada's doing pretty well isn't it?

>>76959611
not really. more like a sense of happiness and joy seeing your child grow up big and flabby

>>76959635
bullshit, i see threads on here all the time about you lot moaning. there's one up now

QUICK TURN ON BBC NEWS.
TERRORIST ATTACK IN LEICESTER SQUARE

>>76959641
nonce

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>>76959626
>>76959660
good point, I mean colonIES not colonY.

>>76959638
Equality is not freedom

The freedom for white men to own slaves is an important freedom

pride was fun ngl

can hear a car outside

>>76959679
we're very proud of all of our kids

>>76959690
hope you got some sort of airborne strain of HIV

>turn on bbc news
lol no thanks
would rather get analed by a fat black tramp with aids and a 20 inch crusty knob mgl

>>76959576
varg vikernes
millennial woes
brother nathanael

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>>76959672

Virgin post

>>76959668
Chat shit

>>76959714
nonce

>>76959545
vietnam.jpg

>>76959707

ask gary glitter

>>76959707
'ce

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why do americans beat their children?

>>76959704
ebin xDDD

>>76959707
Send the FBI to your house and throw you face first into a black van while shouting "FBI get in the ducking van"

>>76959732

v&, that sort of free speech is technically illegal here m8

>>76959736
uganda
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2847242/African-nanny-secretly-filmed-throwing-child-room-beating-STOMPING-kicking-ribs-child-sick-ate-dinner.html

>>76959736
>>76959758

fuckin ell

yanks are subhumans

>>76959738
why are you so upset mate?
there's no need to be so triggered over that post

>>76959736
surprised she didn't shoot her desu

the united STATE of america

>>76959773
Niggers*

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>>76959376
Funny pic! Big pupils and that void ketamine look in the eyes plus Mr "I'm just drinking thanks" on the right with his "check these druggie cunts!" Look about him (probs just feeling left out)
These guys are oot their nuts!

>>76959807
yanks are niggers

fuck off yank

>>76959702
hope you get shot by the police jamal

Clubs aren't the best place to meet a girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeB9ZxffQAE

>>76959807
that's what he said

>>76959826
would rather be a nigger than a faggot because then at least I have a change of not being an amoral degenerate

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>yanks have to get a fresh pair of shoes out of the fridge every night so they can wear them to bed
screeching

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>why are you so upset mate?
>there's no need to be so triggered over that post

>>76959831
So the bar is where I go

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I didn't get the job.

support feminism that wants women to have personality and identity other than sex objects
against feminism that streaks in public with buzzwords painted on their tits and hate men

just put my willy in a vagina
thought you'd all like to know
6/10 from front
9/10 from behind
-1 points for her breath smelling like shit

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russia

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about to pop open a cold one x

>>76959885

You can always become a rent boy lad

>>76959862
>muh degeneracy
>muh pure christian morality
lil angry /pol/ babby

love tits

>>76959894
don't fucking care

>>76959885

Bet you did a virgin interview

>>76959927
fuck you then

>>76959885
what for

ever fished shit out of a public toilet and smeared it on the wall?

>>76959930
Didn't even get an interview

>>76959922
not religious, just hate fags simple as

>>76959954
nah

>>76959954
prefer not to say

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>support feminism

>>76959959

Bet you had a virgin CV

>>76959667
>>76959831
not for a relationship obviously not
but they're a very good place for meeting a one off shag

>>76959935
go post your fucking stupid viewpoints of feminism on reddit cunt moron

>>76959954
stood next to a public toilet and had a wee on the floor

>>76959970
nice hair lol

weird how these people are always single isn't it

>>76959973
Not even a virgin

>>76959970
you virgins complain about women having no passion for anything other than seeking attention and looking like a skank yet oppose sane feminism
ahh, yes, the regressive right

think i might have the virgin CV myself

most defo have the virgin cv
nearly 20 and no employment on there haha

>>76959959
>>76959973
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT (over the Internet! HAHA)

>>76960004
there is no sane feminism shlomo go the fuck away

>>76959976
you ruined it mate

>>76959176
why dont women realise that pale is sexy. i mean look at elsa and alexandra daddario and a whole host of other white girls

>>>/pol/132933416

>>76959999

Bet you only every had virgin sex

going to shag a 49 year old prossie right now lads x

seems like feminists are the female version of MGTOWs desu

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kkk vs black lives matter live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwW3in71f5w

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>sane feminism

>>76960034
maisie has lost it

>>76960035
kek and what is the virgin sex

>>76959568
very ugly aniem, hate it

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>>76960049
i want to be cool like nige

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love communism
hate capitalism just like iphones simple as

>>76960042
pics x

>>76959895
How much did you pay her?

dunno why more people don't go bi
limiting the amount of please and sex rbh
not logical

anyone else redoing their A levels or starting them at a later age?

I'm 19, just finished my second attempt at AS

>>76960049
prove me wrong

>>76960088
Someone shoop him into a cuck scene

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bed soon

>>76960095
no desire to have sex with men

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>>76960056

>>76960102
>>76960023

>>76960093
bout 20 in drinks and another 20 in taxi fares

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>>76960129

>>76960045
>COINTELPRO agitators going at it

nah i'm good

>>76959959
>>76959973
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! (over the Internet! HAHA)

>>76960137
not an argument

>>76960115
let them have sex with you then
problem solved

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>>76960068
i like hestia

>>76960146
Not too bad

Did you eat her butt?

>>76960198
faggot

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>>76960056

hello virgin

>>76959895
FONT

how do you make a woman hysterical ?
keep asking her why she's hysterical

feminism is sexist. the clue in in the name

kissed a female human tonight lads
AMA

>>76960198
I don't go down on women
They go down on me

>>76960225
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>>76960089
I meant 40 years old not 49
Parked up round the corner now about to phone her to ask which house it is

>>76960129
I'm sorry but this scene just kills all suspension of disbelief
how to do sex is programmed into people and will is at least high functioning so it's not like he'd be able to figure it out
also are we assuming that he's never seen porn?

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>>76960129

never done sex

just had sex

>>76960210
need a british version, dont get some of those

>>76960284
and it felt so good

>>76960249
good taste

would LOVE to shag her desu

girlfriend just told me she likes women
dunno why shed think I have a problem with that

>>76960343
she's preparing to break up with you

autist

can only shag shortass skinny girls because tiny penis
Tried shagging a girl with a massive arse once and it was a bit difficult

>>76960371
post penis please

>>76960359
she isn't though because she likes getting dicked

we live in a post penis society

>>76960404
true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9tQhej-BbI

choon

>>76960382
nah bro thats some gay shiet

>>76960416
good post

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>>76960322
she's not the best looking of prossies but strategically reckon she'll be a good shag

prossies are really hit and miss at the lower end of the price range but you can get some amazing shags if you're lucky

must be shit living in the land of 'freedom' with no prossies, you can find loads easily on the internet here, phone them up and they text you the postcode which gives you the road but not specifically the house, you phone them back once you're walking down the road and they direct you to the house

I enjoy the buzz and edginess of the whole situation nearly as much as I enjoy the shag

Plus there's an unlimited supply of eastern European human trafficking victims here

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gotta help all those syrians

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>76960416
reported you to the police for not replying to be as XimZerprotobabby

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>76960430
go to the capital and you have a shitload of ethnicities to choose from

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Got Peyronies disease from fapping lads, next time you think about fapping hard - don't.

>strategically reckon shed be a good shag
what does that even mean

>>76960431
poor italy

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>>76960426
>>76960456
alberta stands with dixie

>>76960430
you can get them with ease here

backpage for the regular ones escort agencies for the high end ones

>>76960430
gwed lad report back with status updates

why did one of you just post the thailad frog on /pol/
>>>/pol/132937127

>>76960481
citizens are actively trying to stop it
gov are actively encouraging it
lol

>>76960430
>Plus there's an unlimited supply of eastern European human trafficking victims here
love is beautiful x

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72 hours since last fap

it should be legal to drive without insurance in this country.

it should be legal to kill Pakis in this here country

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>>76960504

it should be illegal to steal another persons post format without permission

>>76960510
surprised that driving in the uk is legal at all desu

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>>76960504

>>76960548
stop blaming the jews for your shortcomings ;) x

>>76960547
then you're an idiot

got bruxism, false phimosis, real phimosis, scoilosis, rosacea, hyperhydrosis and prader-willi syndrome from fapping

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>>76960535
>>76960548

>>76960577
the chance of you having a higher IQ than me is very close to zero

The crazy new age yank gf
https://youtu.be/ysuoK1Bdaa8

>>76960617
>asmr
mmmm yes great video

people who watch asmr genuinely have something wrong with them

>>76960648
virginity?

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>>76960617
>tfw attracted to the crazy ones
god definitely wants me dead right

>>76960632
>>76960648
>>76960664
snap

>>76960632
>>76960648
>>76960664
crackle

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>>76960547
why are yanks so proud of their willful ignorance?

>asmr

Ah yes the virgin youtube video of choice

/brit/ meet up at Chuck e cheese lads

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rate my gf's arse

the spic is here and he's already trying to start an argument

>>76960723
>>76960724
>>76960731
snap

>>76960690
2 of them are i

we;re fanuky owned and operated
for twenty-5 years

puerto ROCK my nigga
BORICUA !!!
*noise pollutions your street for impromptu parade*

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>>76960731
I'm just innocently asking a simple question :)

>>76960762
>>76960763
>>76960788
>>76960799
snap
also why does puerto rice still have a different flag

Puerto rico likes blur

>>76960799
lived in long island for 12 years of my life and i can't believe it took me leaving to realize how well puerto ricans were at buffering neighborhoods like mastic from the n-words

>>76960823
He's in love with Damian

>>76960823
blur is boring and perfunctory

why does the spic start an argument every time he's here?

digimon

flying to the desert tomorrow for a week ama

SNAP

>>76960827
they can be worse than niggers to be honest

also we takin over this thread
yanks IN

>>76960841
Damon
>>76960856
yank taste
>>76960857
huh?huh?huh? *closes hand shut in front of your face*

*despacito starts playing*

>>76960875
it's what feeds the nig-nogs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supplemental_Nutrition_Assistance_Program

>>76960896
drivel

>>76960827
>>76960841
>>76960856
>>76960857
>>76960869
>>76960873
>>76960875
>>76960883
snap

>>76960827
>>76960841
>>76960856
>>76960857
>>76960869
>>76960873
>>76960875
>>76960883
snap

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done lads

so this is yank /brit/

woeful

>>76960919
>>76960921
crackle

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fuck me theres not many actual brits about
now I know how londoners feel

the beginning of this song is what it sounds like 5-6 nights out of the week in new york

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKXWn47uw8k

just purchased some hospital gift cards for my american gf

>>76960924
need to post the drawing to her twitter

>>76960919
>>76960921
CRACKLE

>>76960924
nice

NEW

>>76960958
>>76960958

>>76960924
she's beat(iful)

>>76960924
hair needs a bit of work but nice job

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>>76960924
brilliant

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>Top Definition
>snap
>An expression which expresses expression

>>76960958
>>76960958
>>76960958
>>76960958

we're in here