*announcement plays*
>Sara Davidson to the bog please. Sara Davidson to the bog
edition
can't stop creasing at the badge
anime
Cider: ice or no ice?
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
need more sara fanart
state of this cock gobbling cuck
>>76957409
literally me
>>76957409
these are pathetic. need them to fuck off
>>76957428
did you post this knowing it would get a response here or are you really that much of a beta?
bet its the latter isn't it?
>>76957409
Anime would scare these cucks off desu
Literally the only reason i post anime on /brit/
>>76957409
probably a bender too
sick of benders me
shooting up Ragnarok now
>>76957467
>being nice to girls makes you a beta
state of you
Does Tim nonce white cat?
>>76957409
imagining the kind of tragic-looking, scrawny, mealy-mouthed runtoid who would manage to crawl out of his abject, piss-stained hovel to make such a post
Ordered a 'za lads
hmmmm
yuzu?
>>76957467
its reverse trolling
aka spoiling the fun for everyone so he can have his little laugh
anime
>>76957549
1 2 3 5 4
>>76957535
he can't get enough white pussy
>>76957409
sounds pathetic I'll admit but I just want to help them to understand a little better
imagine you'd never been on 4chan before and read a /brit/ thread, it's impossible to understand what's really happening in these threads
>>76957428
fuck off you sad lying cunt
>>76957467
>>76957431
>>76957543
above
>>76957482
love fanny simple as and I've shagged more than my fair share
>>76957562
What fun?
>>76957535
>butt
so weird how he thinks he's a Yank: uses yank slang, only watches yank TV and listens to Yank music, obsessed with Yank thinks like Gibson guitars and Yank sports teams, desperate to move over there
VERY odd
>bog baron
>>76957603
almost as if he's seriously mentally ill
any coeliac man in
lol
dont hit on me silly boys
>>76957627
>immediately uses it wrong
fucking state of her
>>76957627
fuck off cunt
At work I am most likely the only virgin in a building of 100 people
really gets the ticker tocking
>bog baron
>>76957627
that's not funny nor is you loling at your own post, you pathetic paki
>le nü-male boogeyman
>>76957667
I'll take your virginity if you want
>>76957627
don't care if it's pathetic I'm fucking loving this meta drama that is occurring tonight
Aisha is a fucking sound lass
going to send aisha nice messages to piss off the fedoras on here. she seems like a nice girl desu x
so whats aisha up to anyway? is she still in college?
sara is a toilet scrubber and rosy is some sort of sex worker. would be nice for one of the /brit/ slags to not be a complete loser
>>76957678
islamophobic
>>76957682
not my post but this one was x
>>76957679
bog in more ways than one
>>76957678
Would rather blow my head off than watch this beta cunt's "shows"
>>76957678
NOT a fan of this pseudo-intellectual cunt
this is beyond pathetic
get a grip you soft twats
>>76957678
>gods
>s
inshallah I will have his head
>going to send aisha nice messages to piss off the fedoras on here. she seems like a nice girl desu x
>>76957678
Next terrorist attack, let's send authors and artists instead of police and special forces.
Feel like Tim's aged more gracefully than Aisha has
>>76957716
yes it was, pathetic little runt
think that girl on twitter killed herself?
>>76957738
missing quite a few
>>76957730
>>76957726
>>76957715
what do you BIGOTS think of THIS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw
take THAT
>>76957738
half of these weren't in /brit/ they were just memes
>>76957738
whos the qt blonde above aisha?
>>76957744
do you clean your onahole after each use or is that like a once a week thing?
>>76957738
>lad with the long hair
>lad with the headphones
who?
going to donate to the twitch gf to piss off all the fedoras in the chat
>>76957789
bucks
>>76957738
Ah yes Zoe
The half black half Pakistani crossdresser
interesting times
>>76957738
would ruin josie x
>>76957796
>once a week
dear god no
after every use or youre knob will make have disease
>>76957627
>our girl
>not are girl
didn't get a single thing in that post right you snivelling runtoid
>>76957803
fuck off ryan
>>76957689
gay sex doesn't count
>>76957783
they are all real except josie and maybe kentqt i think
>>76957842
>gay sex
oh diddums
I'm a girl
>>76957738
Pretty sure Delumo is the Danish Jew
>>76957774
boring
>>76957376
ice with still cider, carbonated without
>>76957840
>>76957711
shes not really nice shes as narcissistic as the other commie slags but she likes /brit/s attention. Also shes a looper
>>76957738
now just think, these are the ones with enough self confidence to post pictures online
and they still look like that
SCREECHING
i want to make an twitter with a pic of myself so that i can deeply connect with and follow tim but dont want to get doxxed
am I doing this right? lol
>>76957904
filtered
>>76957904
timestamp please sweetie
>>76957874
>he actually watched it
>>76957918
dumbfuck
>>76957904
pics or gtfo
gf just sent me this
OK i'm not staying for long lol but i'll post a selfie. what do you want? nothing rude x
whats a timestamp?
>>76957904
look every it's Aisha
What do I do lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtD1IpH5a5Q
tune
this is a capitalist general, silly socialist rats and poors are NOT welcome
>>76957969
>stevie
you bent lad?
wish i was still on my computer so i could post my aisha pics
>>76957964
just post a picture of yourself with /brit/ written on it and the date you commie slag
>>76957964
just a pic like last time if that really is you
>>76958005
>>76957969
Tell her she looks like a fat Cara Delavigne
>>76957930
Seen it before.
About gingers. wow
>>76957964
a selfie of you holding up a sign saying "fuck off yank"
would come in handy whenever a yank posts here
or just a sign saying "bit cold out"
>>76957904
post on the curioscat thing if thats really you
its the only way for us to know
that isn't aisha because she wouldn't know how to use a trip
How is Brexit going?
>>76958027
this 2bh
>>76957969
ask her why she's got a blokes name
OK you can have one picture weirdos lol let me find some paper and a pen x
how do you send a reply to a certain post?
>>76957969
STATE
>>76957887
Makes sense
actually maybe it is seeing as she stopped answering questions
>>76958027
second
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljz9XYbXsUs
big choon
>>76958024
>>he actually watched it
>>76957969
>stevie
abort mission
>>76958057
this is definitely fake
HELLO what happened to the nice brown eyed girl
>>76958016
sexy bitch
>>76958033
shes not illiterate lek. The northern brothers had a trip when they posted in /svt/
>>76958057
click on the post number and then the reply box will pop up
Can someone explain what reddit spacing means? Haven't been on the site for a while since I moved to swamp germany and ever since I've been getting (you)s for having line breaks in my posts.
Checked the archives to be sure and it seems to have started only a few months ago. Never heard of this term before and I've used line breaks for a while.
>>76958057
use the @ symbol and type out the post number
post timestamp
>>76958042
great, just great
it's going to be great
the british empire will last forever
forever
forever
forever
forever...
>>76958057
open up a box to post, then click the number at the top corner of the post you want to link to
>>76958089
imagine being this much of a retard
>>76958016
I just realised that's my towns high street
what the fuck reeeee
>>76958091
>>76958067
Yes. well observed you thick nigger
>>76958091
you need to double space on reddit or else it won't start a new line for some reason
>>76958091
*scoffs*
just stop that, ok?
>>76958137
>knowing that
hello 'ddit
Reminder that Aisha has brown eyes and as such can never be the queen of brit/. Only a woman of the finest genetic stock may hold that title
>>76958042
not out yet fella, counting down the days
>>76958057
see the numbers I'm replying to in your post? Click them
>>76958091
on reddit you have to hit enter twice to get a space in between lines or something so redditors who come here think that when people space out their posts they are from reddit
>>76958120
>>76958016
and I further noticed that I vaguely know who these people are lmao
>>76958157
legs are tired
>>76958042
hillary's daughter is looking good
>>76958016
she literally went out and campaigned for remain yet in her curiouscat she says she didn't really pay much attention to it and voted 'leave' in the end
just shows you how fickle the commie slags' beliefs are and how they're just for attention
>>76958166
Doxxed
>>76958176
why
>>76958176
Too long on the shed bike?
couple of lagers and spotify always gets me in the for 'cide.
this night's song is Lorde - Greenlight
Not sure what it is, but perhaps the knowledge that i'll never experience clubbing with a mate let alone getting dicked over by a female while clubbing.
>>76958187
grim
>>76958195
too long as the shed bike
>>76958203
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart instead?
>>76958176
running through some lasses mind are we?
>>76958187
she was leave all along and just campaigned for remain for the Big Ginger Dick
took 1842 pics to find a sue and gatto image
>>76958166
first hetero /brit/ pairing incoming
>>76958216
nonce twat
>>76958203
a lot of people wont x
Pay up piggies
NOT bent but I tried to see how many matches I'd get on tinder if I switched to men and I got way more matches in one night than I would in weeks on the normal version
>>76958137
>>76958157
weird
>>76958216
wonderful
>>76958228
I let janny know about all of his posts
got called a modern day eunuch in greggs
NEW bear?
>>76958194
was cavorting on my bicycleta in the sun all day, so my limbs are tired and the sun exposure has drained my mana too
>>76958195
nah just thenormal bike
>>76958211
so i've been told :/
>>76958216
are you the lad who flew to japan to meet her?
pathetic beta male slug of an excuse for a man
have a weird mate
sometimes completely cuts off contact with everyone for a long period of time and doesn't tell what for
>>76958203
clubbing with alcohol is absolute shite
clubbing with drugs are probably the single best moments of my life you are right, missing out on that is awful
>>76958282
fuck yourself moron
>>76958203
clubbing is dire, 99% of people are pretending to like it to fit in, emperors new clothes situation
>>76958282
cost him at least two and a half grand as well
truly pathetic
got called a bender in homebase
>>76958268
first we get aisha to post here
next stop we're going to get timmy become a tripfag
>>76958290
is he me
>>76958282
i didnt fly to japan for the specific purpose of meeting her but it was one of the things we did there
rate the new barnet lads
>>76958328
grim
>>76958306
>emperors new clothes situation
we bringing this gimmick back?
>>76958290
I do this
The ol mental illness makes me go into phases where I withdraw socially for a bit
>>76958290
i kind of do this
not on purpose i just never text anyone unlesd they text me. Probably why i'm never invited to anything anymore and only have about 3 friends
>>76958296
prefer music festivals on drugs to clubs
better vibe
clubs draw in too many deano types.
>>76958328
never not burst out into laughter at this
>>76958339
>gimmick
nah just an emperors new clothes situation
Hm
>>76958016
I remember those Labour leaflets, whoever thought it was a fantastic idea to do a big map of Britain filled with ghoulish heads of Pakis needs sacking
>>76958306
2,4,1,3,5
>>76958290
sounds like he has the ol' 'pression mate
best to just exclude him from the group lest it will spread
>>76958290
haha
that's me
just the ol' mental illness kicking in for a bit
>>76958315
bit pathetic going to japan in the first place (the virgin trip) but going to meet some slag who looks 12 is really quite pathetic and makes me feel second hand embrarassment for you
>>76958366
post malone i rate that
>>76958306
The state of these hogs
>>76958357
if you go to the right clubs (i.e. raves) its better than festivals imo
>>76958357
have only been to one festival but yeh that was amazing as well
>>76958387
ok thanks for your input
>>76958290
nothing wrong with that, mind your business
>>76958306
235134
question
is it really that fun to sit a table with all your mates, drinking over priced drinks?
i never went to a club with anything like this.
>>76958431
fuck off nonce
/brit/ got the swiper
can i please borrow the swiper /brit/?
>>76958387
japan is the highest society on earth
got called reddit in the runt cellar
You lads have chuck e cheese in Britland?
>>76958450
>swiper
runtoid insectoid
had to stop myself from eating a banana lads
trying my darndest to not get fat
was supposed to get weed tonight but every dealer fucked it and now i'm fiending like a madman
>>76958407
festivals are like 3-4 day long sessions 2bh.
I'm mostly going to festivals that are rave ones, not like pop festivals like glasto.
>>76958466
no we have charlie chalks
>>76958454
nerd
>>76958490
DUDE
>>76958493
buttmad wh*teshit
>>76958466
my local equivalent was called charlie chalk's but now it doesn't exist
wonder if aisha has ever had bbc
>>76958466
my so-called friends call me chuck e cheese chase because I'm fat
>>76958491
i know what a festival is
went to see carl cox, it was the lowest collective deano IQ you'll ever see outside a down syndrome convention
>The Walrus was Paul
what did he mean by this?
Doing a little giggle
>was supposed to get weed tonight but every dealer fucked it and now i'm fiending like a madman
Matched with a girl from my uni class on tinder
Did she only swipe right just because we know each other or does it mean she's up for it?
never liked clubs because I could never hear anyone say anything even when they did it up close
Everyone else could communicate it seemed except me, reckon I'm a hearinglet
tbqh /brit/ is a bit too advanced for Aisha if she's a total newfag to 4chan, it's a pretty avant-garde community to understand, definitely high level tier
she'd be best off doing the /b/ lurking tutorial levels like the rest of us first
just got my autopsy back lads
turns out i died of a broken heart with lividity in the ribs and lower abdomen
should've known she'd do this now im reading this boring drivel
>>76958541
thought they might not have them in ireland
>>76958491
such as? boomtown and creamfields?
>>76958515
chinky nerd
>>76957591
>Printed by a giant capitalist publisher
>>76958550
charlie can I be your angel
trying to get aisha to post here with a tripcode and verify the trip on curiouscat
Im the lad that originally arranged for her to post the picture on /brit/ so I reckon I can pull this off too
>>76958551
absolutely fucking despise stoners and their reddit tier posts
>>76958559
girls in general are incapable of understanding chan culture
>>76958565
yeah.
haven't been to any in a hot minute though ngl
>>76958490
awful feel mate
usually works out though
poos
quite liking the new AK Paul track
>>76958605
dont care
>>76958605
fuck off already
>>76958570
ethical consumption is impossible under capitalism
>>76958454
The Virgin Post
>>76958561
Techno and stuff is huge here
>>76958553
I matched with my sister on tinder
>>76958649
true but irrelevant
>ethical consumption is impossible under capitalism
>>76958666
post your little virgin cock
>>76958654
yeah but there is only like 10 people
>>76958654
who are the good irish producers and djs? cannot think of a single one
>>76958605
absolute state of you mate
>>76958665
I matched with your sister too lmao
>>76958605
sad cunt
>>76958682
every one of them cunts call themselves MC something
saving up a gargantuan sphincter stretching porcelain plugging log of compacted shite for a tesco in the manchester metropolitan area x
>>76958550
Know a tall guy, friend of my father's, who had a kid with tiny woman. His only son is a manlet, a bulky guy, but still under 170.
do you think tim could scrap if someone pushed him far enough?
>>76958654
yeah went to district 8 in dublin it was rammed
>>76958717
no he has the flight natural response
>>76958715
take pics x
honest opinions on cornwall?
>>76958665
hot. did you fuck
>>76958700
>>76958730
who?
>>76958641
>>76958643
>>76958687
>>76958702
the posts I'm making on aisha's curiouscat are undeniably pathetic but the I'm one arranging major /brit/ happenings
what are you contributing to these thread?
>>76958730
bit too much inbreeding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqYJlhCmXKk
who remembers
>>76958746
state of your life mate
>>76958730
better than devon iah
>>76958730
idiots, morons, and so on
literally voted against their overwhelming interest in the EU referendum and will suffer as a consequence
>>76958746
dickhead
got snapped while i was out on this piss earlier tonight haha
>>76958717
he would put them out of business
just got a bunch of downvotes on reddit so i'm staying here for a bit
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7j33i8mTIw
>>76958746
i was the last person aisha replied to and it wasn't pathetic at all(probably was but didn't feel like it~)
>>76958746
neck yourself
>>76958746
fucking hell how sad are you
you've literally never talked to a girl in real life have you?
why are you so fucking desperate for her to come here, jesus christ
off yourself
>>76958746
sort your fucking loife out mate
>>76958746
Who the heck cares about happenings? What makes this place worth coming back to are the stories from the real headcases (the likes of scotch egg lad) and well thought out gimmick posts like bollock posting
aisha seems to be finished with curiouscat for the night lads
we go again in the morning
been to clubs
every time ended up just followign my friends around for 6 hours and self-consciously dancing poorly.
was on drugs
>>76958796
pathetic pissclit
>>76958679
yeah but you'd be surprised how many djs come here to play
>>76958682
alan fitzpatrick, mano le tough, matador, bicep, ejeca (both are from NI i think)
>>76958774
club wankers love their clubs
were it not for the laws of nations i would gore every one of them to death
tfw all it would take to get aisha on my dick is to speak with my American accent. I had this happen to me with an Aussie and I've been abusing the power ever since.
>I'm one arranging major /brit/ happenings
imagine dedicating your Saturday night to pestering a mentally ill communist attention whore just to be an EPIC /BRIT/ LEGEND when she posts here and lots of (You)s are given to her
>>76958839
imagine being this angry about that
even grimmer
>>76958746
good lad, ignore the virgin replies
>aisha
don't
fucking
care
house sitting
watching the help
good film but they have satellite tv and now the feed is out because a storm is coming through and by the time it passes the film is gonna be over
reee
>>76958839
better than posting about autistic mundane shit like "doing a poo"
Just tweeted out to Timothy James Bryne at his flat in High Wycombe. Gave him instructions on how to come here.
>>76958722
its always a bit too full desu. Hope a bigger club opens soon, theres another place called the hanger which is bigger but its deano central for some reason
>>76958820
ahh yes the virgin club goer.
>>76958820
>was on drugs
>self-consciously dancing
not enough drugs then x
Not had a terrorist disaster in a while, lads
>>76958796
jesus, can't believe these are the same people making fun of us yanks for being cut. no wonder it's so small, it's got no room to breathe
>>76958850
calling you out for being peak runt doesn't make him angry
you calling angry shows you're hurting and on the defensive though
>>76958874
wrong
>better than posting about autistic mundane shit like "doing a poo"
>aisha is gone
>>76958756
>>76958773
>>76958791
>>76958792
>>76958798
>>76958802
>>76958806
I get a bit autistic and do some pathetic things at times but it's funny because I bet I shag more birds and thrive in the normie world more than any of you mugs
>>76958857
xxx
>>76958898
actually that wasnt even me that you replied to lmao
just came up with an excellent gimmick
will deploy it in the next few days
will i really ever regret the fact that i didn't spend my youth going to clubs
>>76958936
maybe not if you don't know what you were missing
Arrived at the nightmare section.
>>76958936
all my club experiences were vague memories the next night of dark sweaty dancing, a painful amount of money missing from my bank account, and just feeling shit for the whole day
>>76958922
>unny because I bet I shag more birds and thrive in the normie world more than any of you mugs
severe doubt
any time seomeone has a different opinion than me i just tell them ive shagged more birds than them an they shut right up
>>76958936
no
i started clubbing at 18 (was too runty to get a fake ID) and did it for years, honestly you're not missing much
although i guess if you've never done it then it could seem like a bigger deal to you (like with sex) but it really isnt
however clubs are great if youre pinging off your face and just dancing like a madman having a great time and not giving a shit what anyone around you thinks
too many blokes always focus on trying to pull and those people usually ruin the night cause its no fun to go clubbing with a bunch of virgin autists trying to dance their way to every girl they see
>>76958986
all me
>>76958936
I found clubbing a complete waste of time and quite shit desu
shit version of raving
>going to clubs
eff oh en tee
>>76958963
I've been
sometimes felt good sometiems felt shit
never something i actively looked forward to.
>>76958967
same
never pulled at a club. always preferred doing drugs in more relaxed settings.
>>76959002
Is raving that much better?
doing drugs dancing to repetitive beats and going home in the morning really tired.
shagging lots of birds means nothing until you end up in a stable relationship
"Permanent bachelors" are sad
>>76959041
fucking a girl no strings attached is harder than getting a relationship
>>76959023
the music is much better if you're into it
i dont even do drugs half the time I go, just drink. Every time i do mandy I cant sleep right for 2 or 3 days so now I only take one a month or more
>>76958986
fuck off you 30 year old virgin, you're opinion is literally invalid for any topic because you have a warped world view