runtinas edition
aisha
rosy is fitter than the lot of them
*curls up beside you for the evening*
State of this runt
Hello yank
Hello you STINKY YANK
Go eat a burger ugly
*Punches you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u81CTfbc99c
a total solar eclipse....the cosmic ballet goes on
The aussie bf
>>76952828
I would never fuck a qt with a Joy Division teacher desu.
>>76952896
cringey twat
screeching
Gf is doing a mental again lads
el salvador lad
worried I'd get all my stuff nicked or I'd get bullied if I stayed in a hostel :x
>>76952887
gook eyes
>>76952896
>that reply
She is laughing with Chad while his hand is down her panties.
anyone ever done a sex? what was it like? did you see her again?
>>76952896
link
>>76952976
this is just the alphabet order
the weekly fap subject
yuzu ?
>>76953025
I just had sex with a 19 year old prostitute on Thursday.
Shit was SO cash.
Quality granny minge on more4 lads
>>76952896
what's summer's twitter again? think she's blocked me somehow
babestation
>>76953038
he's fit tbf
>>76952976
>penis size is perfectly correlated with the alphabetic placement of the first letter of your country's name
Hmm, that's quite a strange coincidence.
>>76953036
https://curiouscat.me/aishamiles
Boarded this bus lads
has a girl ever fingered your arse lads? how did you feel?
just listened to tim sing for the first time and im literally howling
>>76953092
>his country begins with a C
PENISLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>76953095
HOOTING at the questions from /brit/
kindles are for girls
>>76953126
which video?
>>76953120
you're asking too many questions
>>76953025
Yes we live with each other
Got a fresh delivery of asian gfs. Pick yours.
>>76953137
come on holiday with me lad
can't believe how utterly miserable my life is
>>76953064
*has a look*
>lynda leigh is on
fuck sake
she should retire and have a kid
>>76953120
dunno if id want a finger in there desu because having long nails can damage the rectal walls, would love to be pegged or have my prostate milked or made to cum in chastity cage by a girl though
>>76953128
>U
>>76953160
top middle x
>>76953145
no i never actually watch the ones of him singing but i literally listened to him sing this one time and its dire
Guess whos back with a brand new rap
>>76953160
far right
>>76953160
bet non of these shave their fannies
England is my city
>>76953165
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?
>>76953163
wat
>>76953120
>has a girl ever fingered your arse lads?
no
>how did you feel?
i didnt
>>76953160
shan't
>>76952887
Foul upholstery. Would unironically be cause an unpleasant undercurrent to the evening.
>>76953211
England isn't a city
https://youtu.be/LVyGxlgeAjc
american grime desu
>>76953074
I-I'm talking about the girl..
>>76952873
Looks like Charles
>>76953166
babestation is a way of life for some of the girls, they will never leave
michelle thorne was on studio 66 the other night
>Foul upholstery. Would unironically be cause an unpleasant undercurrent to the evening.
>>76953209
that's attractive tbqh lad
>>76953120
Arse cheeks tense up as hard as iron as soon as my extra rectal sensory neurons depolarise expelling all comers desu
>>76953221
I want to go to Italia where go?
WE'RE GOIN DOWN, DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND
AND, SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN'
I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
A LOADED GOD COMPLEX, COCK IT AND PULL IT
fill me in on the Tim lore
>>76953213
would if i could mate
>>76953328
venven
>>76953328
florence
bologna
cinque terre
napoli
milan
>>76953276
>michelle thorne
she should make use of her other talent and enjoy a career in the music biz
she wants a boy from bristol
>>76953328
bologna desu
its nice
damn youtube knows how to make good music mixes based on what i listened recently on youtube
honestly really sad that tim no longer lives in the flat spracklen house
marlow flats doesn't have the same vibe to it, there's no paki dentist next door and no sainsbury conspiracy
>>76953120
yes. sometimes it feels good, other times i just feel a bit uncomfortable. tongue >>> finger
>>76953357
You scared of Mario Kart or something?
*heems you*
Business idea: Kill the entire reddit staff
>>76953299
hmmm
>>76953410
flat spracklen house was the 2011 /sp/ of tim desu
https://streamable.com/e8bd7
Dormers I know you're here
>>76953160
i'l stick with my current, real one
>>76953395
nah it's shit
discover weekly and release radar on spotify however, guaranteed gems every week makes premium almost worth it
evening lads
>>76953328
My gf lives in that country and I've been on holiday a couple times there. Would highly recommend lake Garda and the areas near the German border/Tyrol if you like mountains and generally comfy places. The east coast around Pessaro is great if you like the beach and partying. Rome and Naples are full of Africans and are completely fucked - don't go there.
Really like Italy tbqh. It's very nice
desired gf
doing proper smelly farts
>>76953485
its not since its only music ive already listened to
dont have spotify
>>76953485
>tfw I know this feel
my m8 has been teaching me how to drive lately, once i rank up in driving ill be 23% there on my quest to become a normie
evening lads
The new abode
don't understand people who pay a single cent for music
>>76953496
wahey alri rafi la
>>76953499
>My gf lives in that country
that's not a gf i'm afraid lad. probably getting knobbed very hard by mario and luigi rn tbqh
need a racist dutch gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aiqZzssUPs
spotify is shit, it never recommends stuff like this
>>76953529
>Raphael Stone
was he jewish?
>>76953526
>tfw autism caps you at 31%
>>76953259
brown hands posted this
just finished skinning the girl i went to a date with last night. her hide is tanning in the sun.
found out she wore makeup (rapeup) when i woke up and she looked really ugly underneath so i stuffed a sock in her mouth and started peeling away.
>Spotify is shit
Just got home from drinks lads
>go to sleep and have a produtive day tomorrow
>go to a private rooftop italo-disco party until 9am (know nobody else going)
what ye reckon?
>>76953560
Mama mia
reporting back from the few days ive been using tinder
still think its easier to get girls in real life. girls on tinder all think they're hot shit
>>76953592
>streaming
>paying
NORMIES OUT
>>76953603
Can I come?
>>76953581
why tell me that? don't care about your hand colour lad
>>76953603
>produtive day tomorrow
you're just going to shitpost on /brit/ tomorrow lad
>>76953622
>being a nerd
Haha sucks 4 U
this befuddles and enrages the Yank
me in the middle
>why yes i do pay for music i can easily find on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sRjonStJv0
the runts are up to no good again lads
LANC
soulseek is more useful than spotify
>>76953659
nah la, got gym/food shopping/laundry to do and a nice bike ride to a park with a book to read in mind.
any NEETman in?
>>76953704
'61
>>76953704
waht
>>76953715
hmmm... it isn't really though is it?
keep on defining myself by what I am not
tay tay posted
>>76953686
>>76953631
you asked me this last time, wanted me to wing-man for you or something. Get a flight here and I will unironically take you to a cool party ngl.
Pride
Yank girls are incredibly different looking to British girls I've noticed when doing the old swipe on tinder. Yet I can't for the life of me put my finger on what is so different about them
did someone say tay tay?
>>76953666
>don't pay for music
>get to own the music
not really m8 haha x
>>76953592
t. a retard
>>76953748
heyy c:
>>76953544
I buy albums I've listened to for a while and love because I like having physical CD cases and the booklet inside etc.
I'll also occasionally buy singles I like because most of the music I listen to is independent and I want to support the artist
>>76953760
it is
virtually there's more music on slsk than on spotify
and its free
>>76953808
superior genetics
brits suffer from island inbreeding
she's incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysuoK1Bdaa8
>>76953812
t. nerd
>>76953715
this, if you're not a spaz
>>76953787
Haha I'll wingman you dawg
Where you at?
*The American bangs his flabby fists against this strange contraption.*
>ME WANT CAR GO. ME CAR NO GO
*in one last flurry of rage the Yank slaps the gearstick in reverse and bashes his feet angrily against the accelerator, shooting backwards off the cliff*
>>76953810
i think you're right
Business idea: Ban yanks and leafs from /brit/
>>76953808
>>76953810
miss that style of dress desu
don't like how high waisted pants are in vogue
>>76953844
>>76953884
>>76953810
great lads
>>76953810
mercy
>read and hear about normal lads who wank once a day or perhaps several times a day
think there is something wrong with me lads I only wank once a week tops and even that is an effort
must have the prostate of an 80 year old man
>>76953843
>queueing for months to download one album
ah yes
two profound intellectuals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN6sTBSAp-A
>>76953902
high waisted pants are better in every aspects
>>76953577
;_;
why can't i find the boarding pass on the connecting flight?
It says flight on time but doesn't allow me to send it to my e-mail and it's not available on the app
thank you
>>76953821
who are you
>>76953843
spotify is free as well
>>76953895
shrieker
>>76953884
joining babestation when?
>>76953895
fuck that caught me off guard
really like taylor swift but not as a musician
>>76953844
>>76953927
nah
>>76953924
literally never happens if you're not a mong
>>76953921
I wank 3-4 times a day but I'm far from normal (29 year old virgin)
>>76953921
i'm the opposite
genuinely wank like three times a day every single day and i always hear its normal to do it about 4 times a week
meanwhile i do it at least 18 times a week, usually more
>>76953895
How is this anything but a compliment?
Baffled
went to gay pride today. got fucked in the arse twice. hhehe. police walked by and did nothing
>>76953843
bet you still have all your minidiscs
>>76953915
spoiler this bag of bones
>>76953982
SHRIEKING
the absolute STATE of yanks
think ill give this one a miss x
>>76953977
1 more year before you get your wand and cape
>>76953976
but it does?
>>76953983
very gay proud of you
>the bradleyposting retard is here
>>76953982
Having teeth that are clearly veneers or artificially white shows you're insecure about your teeth.
What's baffling is that the yank mind is literally incapable of humility or subtlety.
>>76954036
not to me
IF it happens there's other ways on the internet to find music
>>76953991
no
>>76953991
>>76954018
what do you have against getting an annual dental cleaning?
why is this considered a negative thing?
might commit a hate crime
>>76953983
hmm...
Why are they always sucking their cheeks in? Its especially bad with Aisha. When she's with other people she looks like a potato.
>>76953982
he looks very silly
>parents
>>76954074
See: The Big Book of British Smiles
>>76954077
good lad
>>76954034
hopefully i'll have ended my life before then
>>76954064
Yes, like Spotify which is infinitely better. If I can't find something on Spotify I'll use Soulseek and wait in the queue.
need a THICC gf
>+ craigslist
>>76953941
you're worst nightmare
might shoot an arab on the beach
>>76954115
post an example then
>>76954074
see >>76954058
just clean your fucking teeth like a civilised human instead of artificially whitening them
but then again the yank mind is incapable of doing anything non-artificially
>>76954112
nah you're wrong end of
need a japanese gf
>>76954077
I.P logged.
>t. GCHQ
>>76954074
cosmetics don't actually clean your teeth you mutt spacker
>>76954115
"sniff sniff"
>>76954115
P H W O A R
>yanks think being extremely fake is a good thing
>>76954145
nonce twat
>>76954058
>Having teeth that are clearly veneers or artificially white shows you're insecure about your teeth.
>What's baffling is that the yank mind is literally incapable of humility or subtlety.
But he never said anything about it or made implications (concerning veneers or artificial whiteners). The ticket shows the comical straight white teeth look.
It's funny but not because of what you said. You've added your own interpretation for the sake of feeling superior.
>>76954139
but I'm not and it's you who's wrong?
>>76954173
nah you're wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91Eg7nzBPqw
>>76954173
Yrs, he is wrong and a nerd
>>76954166
you're kidding
>>76954149
An annual dental cleaning doesn't involve cosmetics though. It's really just picking out plaque spots and polishing and the dentist comes and takes a look.
>>76954198
nonce sympathiser
>>76954169
you do know that american teeth are literally a joke around the world, right?
every brit knew what he was on about with his train ticket gag
>>76954115
this is my gf
glad her pic is getting spread around x
what are the official /brit/ jf posting rankings?
>>76953001
Can't believe I missed the night's round of Timposting
>>76954169
>But he never said anything about it or made implications (concerning veneers or artificial whiteners). The ticket shows the comical straight white teeth look.
the absolute state of yank reading comprehension and understanding human communication
>>76954115
this is clearly a slim girl with a nice bum. do not fall for the "thicc" deception; slim girls are superior
>>76954215
countries are a social construct
>>76954077
against whom if I may ask?
asking just out of raw curiosity :^)
>>76954215
USA NUMBER 1
>yanks mock plastic surgery koreans
>they defend bleached plastic teeth
lol?
>>76954215
Me on the top then all the nerds
>>76954181
*takes headphones off*
what was that sweetie? couldn't hear you over my music*
*watches you seeth silently as you wait impotently in the queue for some neckbeard to finish downloading a 2GB FLAC single from some shitty niche band*
Need a tinder bio lads, any ideas?
>6'2 and looking to screw
??
>>76954245
Once again, the joke here is on you.
Go back and tell me how anything in his post even intimates veneers or artificial whitening? That look can be accomplished without whiteners or dentures.
>>76954281
shit post you're wrong
>>76954296
Post willy:height ratio only
have to go do things
>>76954309
you're french
you were born wrong
>>76954296
built like a brick shithouse
>>76954296
Depends what you want. Lame nihilist memes gets me some art student honeys.
>>76954333
nah you're just wrong
>>76954309
I'm clearly not?
>>76954271
ah well you see
*breathes my stinky yank breath on you*
teeth are meant to be white
*gets gingivitis*
whereas faces and tits shouldn't be modified
*cuts off my foreskin*
anime
Scared if I'll sleep now I'll get sleep paralysis.
have never watched anime
>>76954357
he just won't stop
what a lad, ey ... what a fucking lad
>>76954360
you are wrong
>>76954296
i just post celebrity endorsements on mine
>>76952828
can you cunts answer my question here?
>>>76954003
>>76954394
I'm not and I think you know it
how do I judge haute couture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHzam_SGlJo
una vela...
state of this runt yank with his crest tattoo
>>76954342
I live near Goldsmiths and some UAL campuses so yeah, that'd be good
Gimme a few examples boyo
>>76954322
Don't think that'd go well ugetme? ahaha
claiming this thread for the glorious cornish empire
>>76954397
whats the question?
>>76954411
he is wrong but is too scared to admit it
>>76954476
you're wrong
Doing my daily 30 mins on the exercise bike in the shed
>>76954397
>he bases his view of a country on youtube comments
you're proper thick aren't you lad
>>76954438
>his w:h is less than 0.1
>>76954438
Mine is
>Things I do too much:
>Wank
>Cry about no gf
>Stay up till 5am doing the above
>>76954460
all 5 of you will certainly take over the world
then neglect it and collapse into nihilism
>>76954281
>my music
>paid for it
>doesn't even own it
lmao, streamers are such cucks
>>76954421
color, shape in space, material, influences its inspired from, what is it trying to convey
going to go tescos to get some toilet paper
>incel
wtf does this even mean lmao?
Crucial strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13387501
http://www.strawpoll.me/13387501
http://www.strawpoll.me/13387501
http://www.strawpoll.me/13387501
>>76954527
it's like excel but in rather than ex
>>76954397
Dropped in and gave you a reply, poppet xxx
cagercuck
>>76954527
involuntary celibacy
>>76954527
Portmanteau of Involuntary and celibate
It means virgin
>>76954483
nah you are
cannot fathom being in the state of denial you are in right now
am nowt more than a simple man, me
>>76954500
loool
this unironically works for you?
>>76954527
involuntarily celebate
>>76954541
n-word
>>76954524
shart in wheely bin
Left uni, living at home again is hell.
Been back a week and genuinely want to do a 'cide
>>76954511
>I value """"owning"""" some 1s and 0s
>>76954562
wrong
>>76954541
Buncha nerds itt
>>76954527
if rorkes were virgin males and other races were females
thats a good analogy of it
>>76954584
you
are
wrong
>>76954541
voted sleep option purely because it had an x at the end
>>76954421
Is the old person at the very end a man or a woman?
>>76954566
Yeah. It marks me as funny and irreverent.
>>76954606
you are
just got home, half cut, time for a cheeky spliff I think
>>76954618
Pics
>>76954518
what is Lagerfeld trying to convey? clouds?
>>76954617
>>76954606
shut up nerds
>>76954617
nah you are wrong mate
>>76954589
the comfy boys of posting control /brit/
>>76954646
you're wrong
Could smoke any /brit/ lad at a 30 minute exercise bike in the shed race
>>76954610
That's Karl Lagerfeld, probably the most famous actual fashion designer alive.
>>76954618
*posts the image of pippin smoking his pipe*
we call them women because they are "woe-men" woe unto them
>>76954491
Used to do exactly that. Got very boring.
love shadowrun simple as
>>76954657
>tfw not a comfy boy cuz I'm at the pub alone
>>76954661
sheds are places of mold and you should bring the bike inside or post it outside where the air is fresh and the night is young
>>76954636
figure it out by yourself
>>76954660
no you are
Considering an insincere cliche such as
>I wear my heart on my sleeve, that's just who I am
as the ol' tinder bio, thoughts?
Also just saw a girl on tinder who tried to get with me on a night out when I had a gf. Doesn't look as good as I remember her being though (was drunk & high hehe)
>>76954693
>Yank pubs
>>76954714
you're wrong
>>76954707
>post it outside
>>76954636
Haute couture is intentionally esoteric desu. Its literally just references and unspoken rules so people who understand them can feel smart.
>>76954683
reminds me of gunther hermann
>>76954734
I'm at the Olde British Pub
>>76954734
we don't even have pubs
we have shitty corporate "SPORTS BARS! WOOHOO XD!"
only the midwest has any real drinking culture
>>76954747
nah mate you're wrong
>>76954607
bender x
>>76954589
honestly I wanted to get drunk but now these boys have ruined my night.
THANKS A LOT
>>76954791
Fight the power lad
Don't let the MAN tell you what to do
>>76954789
you're wrong
>>76954817
you're wrong
>>76954817
>>76954789
screw off yurogarbage!
>People pretend Irish pubs are somehow distinct from British pubs
Other countries seriously need to fuck off with this shit.
>>76954828
you're wrong
>>76954852
What's the diff? Besides the flag on the wall?
I feel good good good
I feel good yes wonderful good
Anytime I come inna de dance I haffi listen to de man
..
in mi neighbourhood
>>76954856
you're wrong
>>76954873
>the flag on the wall
FOY
>>76954886
you're wrong
>>76954898
Prove me wrong
>>76954898
you're wrong simple as
>>76954919
you're wrong
>>76954873
There isn't one. Its just dumb that foreigners qualify them with "Irish" instead of just calling them a pub. What kind of pub has a flag in it anyway outside of football tournaments?
>>76954929
you're wrong
>>76954951
you're wrong
>>76954938
I dunno that nerd was implying there is difference
>>76954964
you're wrong
running on empty. coon review
today i have a nice 300lb chocolate chunker. you know what they say, the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
>>76954982
you're wrong
>>76954999
you're wrong
>>76954997
Did she touch your 3" willy?
>>76955014
you're wrong
>>76954997
gotta a gurn and breath push out of it
>>76955028
you're wrong
thick>thin
dat gyal dat gyal shelly anne
she gwaan like she nice and have 1 bag of man
>>76954492
nah, i'm basing it on your news info, and the typical comments your countrymen leave.
you guys have the most turbo-PC mentality yet are at the same time still hold onto shitty caricatures no other anglo countries do.
>>76954466
why does your country have an ultra-PC save the world attitude (eg. say no to islamophobia, please help africa, let migrants, etc.) yet are completely ignorant and racist whenever it comes to asians?
>>76954544
thanks, this seems like a weird post to make but i'm pretty tired and triggered after watching a few british documentaries.
why does your country also assume a fucking savior complex like they have the right to tell everyone how to do things? i've never seen american or canadian documentaries take this same dumb standard.
Why do seemingly half of all yanks looks like completely default average runtoids with no distinguishable features while the other half look like every single stereotype (good and bad) in the book?