>be me, backpacking USA with travel mate
>decide to go fishing
>settle in a town down south (in oklahoma iirc)
>little town, only has like 3 or 4 streets
>anyway, went to a river fishing
>saw an old guy fishing there too
>he starts to chat with us
>"Where are you guys from?"
>"We are from China"
>Old guy acting very surprised, moment of silence
>"S-so You guys are real?"
>"Y-yeah, what do you mean?"
>"Man, China.. never knew china was real"
>embarrassing.jpg
>"You know, I've only heard about it on radio and I thought our government was making it up to lie to us "
that trip completely changed my life
you can see twitter, seem like a pretty aggressive guy on the internet
How Can China Be Real If Their Eyes Aren't Real
>>76952638
that happened
>>76952638
He was telling a joke. He just wasn't expecting actual Chinese people to travel to some tiny town in Oklahoma.
China is a Mexican hoax to steal American jobs
>>76952638
We're not all bad.
I live in Chicago. People are not total retards around here.
Different story for the South
>>76952858
Underrated
such is >American humour
>>76953013
Now they know thanks to you
You have to kill them now
>>76952638
>why are americans are so dumb
We aren't. I'm not reading this shit.
Sage
>>76953080
You ever see anyone get shot down there?
>>76952858
SPBP
>>76952638
Well, are you actually real?
>>76952638
yeah that never happened.
>>76952638
prove you are real
I can't believe how serious this sounds.
>>76952858
damn it greek
>>76952638
Maybe he was a solipsist.
But yeah, Murricans are pretty dumb. I've met a few while traveling, and while they're not always dumb in the literal sense, they always have very childish world views and generally seem to not understand how the world works, neither politically nor physically.