/brit/

love pints
hate gays
simple as

hope janny deletes this rorke thread

love cider
hate pints
simple as

i approve but most will stay

>>76948056
>>76948056
donnie darko
primer
incoherence
another earth
sound of my voice

starting to think that lad who went on an anti-canuck spree a few days ago had half a point
colonies were a mistake

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>>76948205
>janny
no such thing. The Custodian is a nightmarish tale told to the authors of good threads

POO AND WEE
POO AND WEE (POO N' WEE)
WEE AND POO
POO AND WEEEEEEEE

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anime

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>>76948333
will add Enemy to that

>>76948333
incoherence was quite fun desu

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literally me rn

>>76948427
that's a big pint

love lager
hate cider

simple as

Niggas in the castle
Smoking ten joints,
Takwon took the joint his nigga lips was moist

Took a big puff uh nigga three points,
Nigga nigga nigga wee wee poo

ill post here
not posting in some homo thread thanks

Nerds

>>76948469
how is labour so buttoned down compared to the lib dems

>>76948195
You can see how visibly uncomfortable Corbyn is in this picture. He's certainly trying to conceal it, but his eyes give it away. The left wanders off a thousand yards, as if he's trying to escape, and the left shows horror loosely masked by sympathy

love pints
love cider
love spirits
love alcohol

simple as

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>>76948475
didn't see a single mention of pints in here
bloody poor show

why do brits like kevin bacon so much?

would go to tesco to get some pints but that would mean spending over £10 in one week on alcohol which is nonacceptable already spent 8

>>76948507
why would he be? thats a very handsome woman

will start my Max Payne marathon once the sun is down

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genuinely hasn't been a top 10 sci-fi film made this century

hate living in a city

need to live somewhere quiet where everyone is white, no police sirens, no car alarms, no car horns, no screeching normies, no puddles of vomit and fried chicken boxes strewn on the pavement

>>76948503
my guess is broadly socially-conservative supporters (working class + immigrants) outnumber middle-class social liberals ("teachers and students"), while the lib-dems are basically entirely made up of middle class and student types.

just discovered jpop
shit's insane

>>76948552
I don't know, maybe he's a transphobe?

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>>76948565
there will be soon

http://www.empireonline.com/movies/dune/denis-villeneuve-confirmed-director-dune-remake/

>>76948545

I drink about £50 worth of johnnie walker black a week

Shadilay, my name is Kek-sama. I’m a 27 year old American Deplorable (Trump fan for you cucks).
I draw pepe and memes on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Paradox games.
I train with my Keyboard every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through #fakenews because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my keyboard license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Kekistani fluently, both /pol/ and the_donald dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about 4chan history and their anonymous code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Kekistani visa, I am moving to Reddit to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a soldier for the meme war or a game designer!
I own several MAGA hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Kekistan, so I can fit in easier.
I to my elders and seniors and speak in memes as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to pls respond. Wish me luck in kekistan!

>pints

of course the niggers moving in the house across have 5 niglets

of course they do

any guesses how they can afford it all?

>>76948571
you described where i live
yeah it's nice

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>>76948507
this is what i gather from his expression

>>76948453
>Big pint

Ah yes my American friend, like a big gallon or a meter. Fucking stupid yank prick, I'll fucking heem you if I see your pendulous double chins around my end ever again, mark my words.

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>>76948571
move to the Hebrides, it's good.
move to the Hebrides soon. you should do it right now actually.
you can get a plane, just come as soon as possible.

tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EcNN7le5N8

>>76948603
>villeneuve

literally the only good film he has made is prisoners

he's gonna wreck bladerunner too

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>niglets

>>76948623
Brain Surgeons. The lot of em.

>>76948635
glad you got the joke. don't understand the hostility though

Calle Zona Mar

>>76948625
which town/state?

>>76948682
A-50
S 100

>>76948583
not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4grZteJFFQI

am i a cunt?
my mate has a number for a coke dealer and he won't send it to me because he's at the hospital with his granddad. Every time i ask he just replies "at the hospital"
i mean, why can't he just fucking send it to me? It'd take 5 fucking seconds
am i being a cunt or is he being an obtuse twat?

Looks like my Saturdays fucked, now i'm stuck on here with you bellends

>>76948571
North Wales is calling out to you.

https://youtu.be/ZdxWHW1hagc

>>76948760
names???

>>76948760
4, 2, 1, 3

>>76948169
Going to the ol' footy pub to watch the Gold Cup lads

>>76948665
*Kisses you*

Love you really

>>76948758
when you get the number report it to the police then tell the coke dealer your friend turned him in.

>>76948760
I feel nothing

>>76948758
>am i being a cunt
pretty much, leave the poor bastard alone.

>>76948545
Woah, how expensive is beer in the UK? I can get a 24 pack for 5~6 eypos.

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PINTS

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>>76948690

>>76948758
He's at the hospital with his sick grandad for fucks sakes. Have some respect you disgusting junkie prick

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>>76948802

>start kissing girl
>get naked
>slide your erect penis into her warm moist vagina
reminder that the average normie does this 3-4 times per week.

>>76948819
are you better yet?

>>76948852
woah
they're like a different species

Drug dealers make too much money

Will report any and all of them but do the police ask for proof?

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reading some relationship advice. this can't be right can it? this makes women sound like little puppies who need their bellies rubbed. i'd rather just shag an escort once or twice a month than have to put up with this bollocks every day

can someone explain the difference between north and south england?

>>76948820
>>76948845
It'd take 5 seconds to copy + paste the number into a text though
i'd do it if i was in his situation. Just because his weekends fucked doesn't mean he has to ruin everyone elses.

>>76948902

they only make money because it's illegal

>>76948831
beers like £4.10 a pint at most bars
cheaper from the offy, more like £3

>>76948914
all that shit is a great way to end up being cheated on

>>76948914
tbf if i had a hot girlfriend who was cute i would stop watching internet porn

>>76948939
>Not having drugs ruins your weekend

Absolute state of junkies

>>76948914
it isn't
a woman would even attack you if you beat her violent husband in front of her
hppened to my father
no one likes a gutless good boi

>>76948902
yeah you have to do a sting op

>>76948902
It should be fine as long as they find the evidence, however cops will prolly think that you are either a butthurt customer or an overinvolved citizen.

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>>76948914
>how to be a complete wet blanket

>>76948954
>£4.10
>bars
fuck off Americanised southern poof
>£3 a pint at the offy
the fuck are you talking about

love battering snitches
little snivelling runts tryna stop me from feedin my daughter

>>76948954
>beers like £4.10 a pint at most bars
hello mentally ill london twat

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*solicits a belly rub*

>>76948914
That's what women THINK they want. What they actually want is to be bossed around, told what to do, provided for and, of course, given regular, hard, degrading sex.

>>76948954
tfw £1.90 pints only a few mins walk away

>>76948954
Heinekin £2.80 at my local spoons

>>76949014
>junkie
lmao
what's it like being a sheltered gimp?

>>76949053
I'll feed your daughter a high protein meal if you know what I mean, you pea-brained paki pissant

>>76949074
*punts you out the window*

how do i heal depression

>>76949151
stop breathing

>>76949147
*grinds your fucking paki head into dust*

>>76949111
doubt

wish songs didnt have stupid lead-ins. sometimes you hear a really good track on a mix but when you find the full thing its over a minute of droning/looping crap until the real music happens.

find it impossible to respect women
always act respectful because it comes naturally and i just pretend they're men, but when i actually think about it - and how i see them behave drunk especially - i mean, i'd never leave any serious duties to a woman. if i was a prime minister, i'd create a bunch of meaningless posts to do the politically sensitive thing and have a gender balanced cabinet, but you can bet it'd be a female minister for gardens* and a male in the foreign office.

*duties for ensuring sufficient water supply during droughts, etc, do not fall under this remit. god knows that could be a disaster.

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>>76948939
Two grams of high quality Charlie that costs 70 quid a gram right here lad

>>76949175
£2.80 is a normal price for a pint outside of central London you sheltered runt

>>76949175
why? have you not been outside london?

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>>76949151
cold showers and exercise friend

>>76949193
ah yes let's base our entire view of women on a small vocal minority of them
very good

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>>76949193
>a female minister for gardens

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only muslims and wogs don't like this film

>>76949193
>if i was a prime minister, i'd create a bunch of meaningless posts to do the politically sensitive thing and have a gender balanced cabinet
that's literally what already happens

>>76949181
VERY runty post

i've gained over 15lbs this year
must be the medication i'm on

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>"You don't need alcohol to talk to women"
>countries where alcohol is banned all have arranged marriages

>>76949230
haven't drunk outside of london aside from football grounds where it's a fiver for a pint of water with 0.0005% abv

>>76949250
going to watch it now, thanks lad

getting really anxious about the just eat man knocking at the door

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>>76949193
>women
>gardening
ahhhhhhhhh no
men are better at that

>>76948954
So cheap :(

>>76949285
Sad!

>>76949270
same lad
they gave me mirtazipine to increase my appetite, but my appetite was fine. Now i'm fat.

>>76949114
>t. Little shit for brains student away in the big city for the first time

Londoners are yank tier ignorant
>>76949303
bit early

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>>76948838
listen here you smug kot posting prick
tell him which town/state you live in or you'll get twatted

>>76949290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLSdKfFBU1I

;_;

The footy pub I go to serves a real British pint of Fuller's London Pride for $7/pint

>>76949331
doesn't really matter. all the big cities are the same trash

>>76949325
everyone sniffs gear you little freak

>>76949359
this

>>76949250
>>76949290
>>76949345
GOOD lads

>>76949325
at least i'm at uni, what are you doing, fat?
any plans for tonight? haha

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>>76949348
that's not what i asked for

>>76949386
true

>>76949346
never heard of it

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does /brit/ like some thicc

>>76949331
it's a town with a population of 1250 people and it doesn't even have a stop sign or a gas station

>>76949401
no we only like petite asian girls

>>76949401
nah m8 we're all poofs here

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thinking of buying this jacket

>>76949376
been to uni, got myself a job that puts me in the top 10% of earners already lol

laughing at greasy faced, corbyn-voting runtoids like you is my weekend raison d'etre

>>76949392
o you fucking twat mongrel
i'll hammer you into the ground you cunting yank

>>76949427
cringe

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>>76949397
It's pretty good

>>76949426
haha

>>76949401
no
chubby girls all stink

>>76949401
fat women do not become attractive just by tying a belt around their belly

>>76949403
full on comfy

are you in one of the comfy states in the PNW or new england?

>>76949426
looks good, do it

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>>76949446
why what's wrong with it

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>>76949423
>>76949424
>>76949447
does /brit/ like girls with beer?

>>76949464
Fuck off we're full

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb_zfPbsKWk great ti,e

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>>76949403
somewhere in dixie?

>>76949486
me in the back wishing I was dead

>>76949464
new england

>>76949427
fedora bait

>>76949359
Wow, you druggy mong. Very interesting stuff.

made brekfast

>>76949486
nah
we're all devout christians

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>fedora bait

>>76949492
>>76949516
something wrong with french 'people'

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>>76949401
if it were not for the microphone i'd suspect that this was a night out in the town picture from the dail mail or something. A little surprised when i opened the pic to see a mic in her hands rather than a bag of chips.

>>76949527
coleslaw and crisp sandwich?

>>76949486
oh come on she's not even pretty
fucking austrian hitler twat

>>76949516
yeah same hahahahahahahahhahaha

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>>76949401
i enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew

and the occasional meaty woman

>>76949475
nothing mate. it's fine, honestly. think it will look good on you. hahaha

>>76949543
they secretly with they were english

>>76949524
awww little babby's never been inside a pub toilet on a Friday or Saturday night

get out more you fucking sad case

>>76949553
Gross

>>76949566
Ah yes it's the "virgin who pretends to have high standards on the internet" hours, very nice

>>76949376
Been there and done that. I'll be having a wank actually then going to see the gf. Enjoy your big night in the club with your postpubescent runtlet boyfriends, dickhead haha

The just eat is now 20 minutes late

>>76949560
NO

havig chikn stirfri

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>Labour mayor of London, who is a Muslim, opens a gay pride parade full of people from all sorts of backgrounds and everyone has a great time in the sun
/pol/ on suicide watch

>>76948404

1, 2

>>76949641
be patient lad xx my xbox is still in Denmark

>>76949631
maybe some people are virgins because their standards are high

>>76949601
like the sun and good food too much

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/08/donald-trump-expects-trade-deal-uk-completed-quickly/

we're best buds lads

show us the pitcure of aisha in a thong on a guys shoulder lads

>>76949631
ahh diddums
you're assuming I'm a man

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just applied for a payday loan

felt all upset and stressed up so hard that it even felt like it on the body not only the mind i was tense and everything
started smoking a spliff and after the first toke it all went away. felt relaxed and over it
very very good feeling

>>76949670
she's not wearing underwear in that image

>>76949703
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
xD

>>76949703
Just had some tincture myself and now I'm in an introspective and mildly depressed mood haha.

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Vermont mentioned

>>76949698
what for?

>>76949740
shut up you autist with your dead memes

TOP LADS actively do drugs
GOOD LADS have tried drugs/only do them occasionally
SHELTERED GIMPS have never tried any drug, but aren't against others doing them
BITTER AUTISTS are vehemently against all drugs, they feel this way because experimenting with drugs with friends is an important social milestone and they missed out on it due to a lack of "normal" friends, leaving them feeling resentful and bitter towards those who take recreational drugs

What category do you fall in?

Nobody looked any finer
Or was more of a hit at the Parkway Diner

>>76949566
think you want the other thread mate

>>76949668
really hope it happens but never know with trumps track record

>>76949769
is alcohol a drug?

>>76949766
food and petrol

>>76949778
he's following through with everything he's promised though

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>some tincture

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>>76949769
why can't you simply act like a normal person junkielad

>>76949806
the state of you

>>76949710
need to see it

>>76949762
wow, trees

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saw that picture where your whole life is plotted into boxes of 1 week each
dread has come over me

>>76949769
GOOD LAD here

french are the only foreigners i respect desu

>>76949768
wow you sound so relaxed xD le 420 blaze it fagget LOL *puts on Joe Rogan podcast* whoa so wise bro.............. fuck.......... like the capitalists man......... fuck.....

>>76949850
bonjour pierre

@76949854
proper sad act you are mate
get a grip

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>>76949762
Burlington is v comfy, sadly they're starting to import so-called "refugees" now

>>76949816
what about weed?

>>76949769
t. 17 year old first year student

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any yorkmen in?

>>76949865
Baited. Stupid druggie cunt.

>>76949850
stellar post
rest of you take note

>>76949667
might have a croissant with a curry later .... what do you reckon?

drugs are cool

>>76949769
pathetic junkie trying to convince everyone he's normal and mad that normal people look down on junkies

>>76949789
Yes.
The truest bitter autistic types also hate alcohol and cigarettes because they never got invited to parties when they were in school

>>76949891
ah yes, you "baited" me
what did you extract of that experience?

The """"French"""" posters here are all arrogant Tarquin normies on Erasmus. Real Frogs speak terrible English, you'd be able to spot them a mile off.

ohhhhh jeremy corbyn

Really stoned but the gf keeps trying to have a WhatsApp call with me. Fucks sakes

>>76949907
diggin for gold eh haha

>>76949914
suicide
>>76949921
am a top lad then

love the french
love the dutch
conflicted about italians
hate the germans
hate the scandinavians

>>76949864
respect doesn't necessarily mean like lad
just can't take other cunts seriously

>>76949907
arse like a deflated balloon

>>76949703
Weird, weed usually makes me not able to stop thinking about my problems

>>76949946
agreed
the only frenchmen i trust are those who cant speak english, it's too suspicious otherwise

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>>76949887

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junkie men in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFy9JIeoALc

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>>76949876

did a wank to some lesbian rp

>>76949769
immature view of drug use. doing them in moderation when the occasion calls for it but not going out your way to take them or buy them and being able to enjoy yourself perfectly without them is the optimum mentality

>>76949923
Amusement

tame impala mentioned

bout to go to the gym lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Bd5DhItKQ

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>>76949960
>suicide
what if i add a little garlic, mon cher?

>>76949954
I'll talk to her

>>76949918
The only people i know who've never done drugs are the most autistic people i've ever met

Tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal
Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan
Sólo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso

>>76948758
yes
leave the bloke be, you can get charlie literally any other time

>>76949999
glad you had fun then mate :)

>>76949946
im born and have lived here for my whole life but jeffo from norwich decides whos french and whos not

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>at work
>overhear chad and stacy's conversation
>chad: "yeah [guy 1] and [guy 2] were virgins until they were 22"
>stacy: "omg!! why did nobody tell me i was surrounded by all these virgins lol!!"
>i'm a 22yo virgin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vYU9_zZ7qA

Literally feel no effect from weed, I've smoked it like 10 times (yes I was smoking it correctly). A

>>76950074
A

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look at this supersonic bomber

>>76950057
UP THE TRACTOR BOYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzO3rzuQ1Ys

>>76950061
>30 y/o virgin
>just started new job
if i don't get a gf in the next few months they're all going to figure me out :-(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04T2_oD0xJQ
:thinking:

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>>76950057
Double baited

>>76949789
Alcohol's not a drug, it's a drink.

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>>76950061
BRILLIAAAAAAAAANT

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>>76950084
it's no avro

>>76950074
literally me except i dont even know if im smoking it correctly because im pretty sure i am but i just feel nothing and everyone thinks im doing it correctly and i even googled it to see if i was doing anything wrong but i wasnt

>>76949769
>Loses argument with me, a mature responsible young man with a great deal of experience in drugs, and cannot defend his reprehensible behaviour
>In a last ditch effort, tries to rally other junkies around him to normalise his dirty vice

Heh nice try kid

>>76950129
am a sheltered gimp then

>>76950140
if you don't smoke cigarettes and it doesn't hurt your lungs you're not doing it right

/r/ something that can be obtained via the 'seek

>>76949769
almost a good poet but you need to swap the top two categories
being an addict is nothing to be proud of

racist posts have made me cry again lads

>>76950140
I smoke fags so I know I'm smoking it right, stings my lungs and I cough like mad when I exhale but I just don't feel high. Always bought decent weed too off the DNMs.

>>76950142
i wasn't talking to you, fat xx

OH LURRRRDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLZRjG--grs

>>76950193
he didnt make it did he

>>76950199
>I smoke fags so I know I'm smoking it right,
you smoke weed a bit differently to fags

>>76950193
why does it cut off before the money?

arrogant student french

>>76950235
im not a student you mentally ill nonce

>>76950262
arrogant french

anyone remember the cuckio meme

French stuff I know:
>bonjour
>merci
>mon cheri
>vous comprenez l'anglais
>au contraire mon frere
>laissez les bon temps rouler

>>76950218
He died

boil inside whenever I see romance or sex on the telly

can't stand it

simple as

je suis une fille

funny exchange hahaha
>>76950235
>>76950262

trying desperately to get into house of cards. cannot do it. 6 episodes in. i understand it, follow it perfectly, just not getting into it at all. thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy9GoWFsjG8

>>76950218
>>76950229
https://youtu.be/SKZFv1cFonk

>>76950074
>>76950140
shit weed or you're not smoking enough of it
OR you're not inhaling properly even if you think you do

do you like me y/n/m

>>76950229
don't fancy the janny tearing me a new one

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Fuck my life, hate being poor

>>76950294
l y o n
y
o
n

>>76950296

reddit show

>>76950291
fascinated when i see couples out in public

imagine them naked, mashing pee parts together, no different from animals really

odd case

>>76950297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y35B-qgF9o

>>76950046
nah he's a cunt, can't be arsed with him
he's lucky his granddads dying or i'd be slapping the ignorant shit

he does this quite a lot desu, but this is the first time he's had a valid excuse. He just doesn't want anyone to have a good time without him - he's done this literally dozens of times before.

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yanks in
brits out

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>fascinated when i see couples out in public
>
>imagine them naked, mashing pee parts together, no different from animals really
>
>odd case

>>76949950
cringe

>>76950309
Smoked a whole joint myself of well-reviewed DNM weed (absolutely reeked as well)

>>76950309
definitely not the first 2 reasons

help me how to inhale properly reeeee

are there people that weed does just not affect at all

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>>76950274
amour :)

>>76950310
NO FOOTBALL YANK NO
NO ONE LIKES YOU
NOT EVEN VILLALAD

>>76950074
Hold it in your lungs for 3 seconds
That'll get you high

Eating domino's

>>76950349
great post

hate arrogant lefty moany students

Is anyone here tech savvy?
I got an old computer with an i5 in it, but it's in a slim case.
How hard would it be to move all the parts into a full sized case and replace the motherboard?
Never done anything like this before.

>>76950378
>>76950386
no one is immune to weed
you're doing it wrong simple as so fuck off

ay papi

>>76950314
how much do you pay back

>>76950310
yes

hate students

Paul Domino

tap water

>>76950310
prefer not to say

>>76950435
Greatest ally

>>76950386
For some people weed doesn't seem to affect them the first few times they smoke it but then they try it again and they get high as fuck

Hope that's me but I've smoked it three times now, correctly, and also tried edibles once, and it's had no effect on me. Can't be fucked buying more if it won't work

>>76950435
fuck off edgelord contrarian

>>76948833
freak

>>76950472
have no reason to despise him

>>76950432
66 quid

>>76950468

that's because the first times they smoke it they don't inhale properly

dude weed

reading a chapter on emotivism in Metaethics: an introduction by Andrew Fisher

what's the actual difference between rap and normal singing??

like i'd describe rap as choppy and broken up but singing words flow together but what is this technically speaking?

Not gay but have shagged three blokes from grindr.

>>76950529
Probably but I know people who swear they smoked it properly each time but only felt high on the third, forth or fifth attempt so idk

where the FUCK is the new

>>76950524
ok thanks

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>>76950274
>>76950388
voulez vous pisser sur mon visage

J'aime ça

>>76950560
post knob

>>76950468
mate i've tried it more times than i can fucking remember

at the very least 30-40 times
sometimes it makes me a little relaxed but usually it doesnt do shit

>>76950548
singing has a different technique than rapping

>>76950421
it's like lego
just make sure the new motherboard uses the same socket as your i5 model

>>76950580
oui oui hon hon hon

not gay but have wanked to lesbians