/brit/

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>>76942459
alri

>>76942520
repulsive little slug, stop posting this filthy kike

Put one too many fingers in my asshole last night

Love lasses
Hate lads

Simply straight as.

>>76942561
post your scrotum

>>76942459
>teenage
thought she was 22?

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alri

>>76942719
don't care

Having sex with someone of the same race is the equivalent of incest and should be made illegal

HOL UP

you be saying that a girl (female) knows about /brit/ and all??!

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>>76942701
she's 19

>>76942842
19 going on 45 by the looks of things

>>76942837
>*NigelFarageBaffling.webm.tar.bz2*

heureux malgré tout

really would love a pair of sara's knickers ngl

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just arranged to go out with this little cute taiwanese fashion student i met at pride

everythings coming up roses aha

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>In his finals, he [Harold Wilson] scored a very good First in politics, philosophy and economics, the same degree as Heath. Wilson showed evidence, one of the examiners noted, of having researched the preferences of the dons who were going to do the marking and of tailoring his essays accordingly.
Love Wilson
Hate Heath
Simple as

is owen jones a cuckold?

Is there anything you can do?
Yes.
Please get me a green card so I can move to the united states of America I'm fed up of this country

honestly don't think we had one good 20th century pm

need a manchester bf :/

>>76946095
>honestly don't think we had one good 20th century pm
TONY
BLAIR

TONEEEE
BLAAARRREEEE

Thinking man's chew:
>Starburst

Mid tier chew:
>Fruitella

Poverty chew:
>Chewits

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>>76946095
W I L S O N
I
L
S
O
N

>>76946133
>starbust
fuck off underaged

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>>76946133
ate all three.

>>76946122
t. 19 year old

>>76946133
enlightened chew: rereshers

Right lads, I used to be prolific fedora poster. Had 200+ images saved on my old laptop but it died and I lost everything. Please can you fedorabros dump everything you have. I've been out of the game for months and it's killing me. Just want to post fedoras again and would honestly, really appreciate whatever. Took me years to get what I had before. Some of my best nights on /brit/ have been fedora posting and I just want it back so bad.

>>76945943
Please show mercy!
>>76945954
No, it's leather seats.
>>76945969
Yes I'm only 177cm. Please don't beat me up.
>>76945978
I'm sick and tired of taco, desu.
>>76945981
How much do you eat?
>>76946027
Thanks, lad.
>>76946044
Thanks!
>>76946060
I-It's my table.

Shirley Williams should be made leader of the Lib-Dems
Prove me wrong.

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>>76944232
hmmm so youre not the lad with the cat and bf?

dont care about politics
or apostrophes

just want to get abnormally drunk on my couch and watch dumb movies about giant monsters fucking everyones shit up

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>Right lads, I used to be prolific fedora poster. Had 200+ images saved on my old laptop but it died and I lost everything. Please can you fedorabros dump everything you have. I've been out of the game for months and it's killing me. Just want to post fedoras again and would honestly, really appreciate whatever. Took me years to get what I had before. Some of my best nights on /brit/ have been fedora posting and I just want it back so bad.

>>76946095
Supermac

anyone know when the next terror attack is due because I would very much like to be killed in it if possible

Do you guys pronounce the "vit" in "vitality" the same as in "vitamin".

>>76942842
fuck off am i older than that bint. she looks to be going on 30

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>Right lads, I used to be prolific fedora poster. Had 200+ images saved on my old laptop but it died and I lost everything. Please can you fedorabros dump everything you have. I've been out of the game for months and it's killing me. Just want to post fedoras again and would honestly, really appreciate whatever. Took me years to get what I had before. Some of my best nights on /brit/ have been fedora posting and I just want it back so bad.

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>>76946198
yh thats me haha

i have a cat
no bf though, got dumped a few weeks ago :^(

>>76942932
id let he rhave sex with me

>>76946232
"vigh" as in "violet"

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>I used to be a prolific fedora poster

>>76946095
umm sweetie, harold wilson xx

just want to go back to the 1970s

>>76946088
Fuck off we're full

jade joddle

>>76942842
Don't care and never will you sad cunt. Fuck off

>>76946254
oh okay thats a bit terrible
have fun x

>>76946295
im sure you are fatarse

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>>76946095
*sails over u*

>>76946323
fuck you

>starburst

fucking kids, they're opal fruits

>>76942459
stop this
you are ruining this general's reputation amongst commietwitter.

>>76946295
you dont get to say this
you have fuck all pop density
now give me my fucking green card

business idea: go back in time to 1945, and once world war 2 is over, completely dismantle the british empire and focus entirely on rebuilding our country and becoming a high tech manufacturing power house with high quality housing

>>76946178
can't imagine being this literally autistic

>looking at all these pics of the London Pride march
>99% white
Has... has /pol/ misled me?

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Something about a virgin walk?

>>76946323
nonce

i think that after all of these years of waiting for a gf the universe owes me a girl whos literally a super model tier qt much like this one here >>76944210

>>76946358
only whites care about muh gay acceptance

>>76942459
she wants to get gangfucked by a bunch of ugly, sweaty old men

Harold Macmillan was a better PM than Wilson

>>76946354
No shut up this is a nerd free zone

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>>76946355
we did this
all we got out of it was concorde and knowing margaret thatcher deserved her stroke

guess it was worth it, really.

henlo old friend

>>76946364
this is what virginity does to you

saps you of all of your fat, muscle, and even eats your brain, heart, and other organs

>>76946364
das lanky pissenstreak

>>76942520
cute. whats her social media?

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>>76946364

I always carry a backpack with me even if I don't need it just to have something to hold while walking

>>76946358
people come from outside London to march at London pride.

Plus most shitskins in London are backward with their religiosity.

The only non-whites who truly mix are niggers from the Caribbean and they make up a very small % of the population.

Nightlife in London could lead to you mistaking the city for pretty white.
During the day it's full of shitskins though.
Pride is white because homosexuality isn't a big thing in non-white communities.

>>76946225
>>76946280
too flawed

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>can't imagine being this literally autistic

>>76946426
she's called communism kills, find it yourself

>>76942459
absolutely told

>>76946442
Supermac was flawless mate

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>want to wear a messenger bag
>strap is always far too short and wants to hold the damn thing up at my chin
>usually not even adjustable, often designed ridiculously so that high weights cause the bag to deform and crush any papers inside
>have to wear a backpack even though it makes me feel like a 12 year old or a tourist

tfw to smart too be president of france
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/30/thoughts-complex-journalists-says-emmanuel-macron/

if this ugly kike is going to be posted then at least post the things she's saying on twitter so we can form an opinion on her

>>76946426
that is a male. you peel back xim/xer's panties and its male genitalia down there. sorry anon...

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can you pay a prostitute to help you not be so autistic when it comes to women?

guess i'm a bit too old for the gaygen discord
he looks 18
i'm 27

haven't seen a yuzu post all day

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>>76946357

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>>76946095
>honestly don't think we had one good 20th century pm

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

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>>76946442
>wins 4 elections
>flawed

>>76946520
ye

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Wonder if the normies will one day be put on trial for the atrocities they have committed against us lads

>>76946088
>>76946354
>wanting to live in yankland
unironically kill yourself

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>>76946521
forgot pic

>>76946496
wouldn't really call suez flawless though i guess he wasn't as thick as eden

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>>76946513
he is literally a god

Any twinkman in?

*cogitates* thank you sir, but no thank you. i had rather focus on building my intellectual character than argue with a lesser mind. i bid you good day.

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>>76946541
there will be no trials in the beta uprising

>>76946464
thanks

>>76946541

uncurable gonorrhea, it's already here

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3

>>76946520
i want to do this too, lets chip in, split the price, and double date her.

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>>76946528
callaghan was the ultimate rorke desu
> "It is sometimes argued," said Callaghan, "that we can take a less serious view of the scale of immigration and settlement in this country because it could be, and currently is being, more than offset by total emigration. This view overlooks the important point that emigration is largely by white persons from nearly every corner of the United Kingdom, while immigration and settlement are largely by coloured persons into a relatively small number of concentrated areas. The exchange thus aggravates rather than alleviates the problem."

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>>76946513
>Emmanuel Macron has sparked anger and mockery for dispensing with the French president’s traditional Bastille Day television interview because his thoughts are “too complex” for such a forum.

>>76946358
mmm yeah muslims are famously pro-gay

>>76946613
seems pretty accurate

I only debate my intellectual equals, everyone else, I teach

>>76946545
>he doesn't know

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anime

haha lads just came up with this myself on me own haha me i did haha wahye
I only debate my intellectual equals, everyone else, I teach

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name a more iconic duo
i'll wait.

becoming a normie requires lots of things to be done in a specific order

for example you can't just improve your physique and social skills and then download tinder because you won't have any good pictures and your facebook will give it away that you are an outcast and you'd have to lie about your history like a psychopath

>>76946661
don't know what

>>76946675
Henry and Bergkamp

>>76946502
bought a cheap one from tesco a few years back
still works like a charm

>>76946641
tfw i have a social tick where i mansplain things that are obvious to people as if im some investigative journalist. always have to stop myself from doing it

can someone post the "and one for yourself" image please

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>>76946675

>>76946709
i have a social tick where i get pissed and repeat mesen

AND ANGRIER
AND ANGRIER
AND ANGRIEE

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>>76946675

>>76946720
i have this urge to bow down to them every time i see them. they're just on a different frequency

>>76946675
me and ur mum

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there was a Hong Kong flag and a Taiwan flag but no Chinese flag i could see

i wonder if the Chinese boycotted it cause the organisers let the Taiwanese delegation in?

>>76946675

you and a nail bomb

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any B&Q men in?

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>>76946720
looks like someone needs a quick rundown
(p.s. DL if you're here people are worried about you.)

>>76946753
i fully believe that if they were teenagers in this day they would have been bullied out of shooting up their school.

>post their edgy comments about society on /b/
>people fedora tip them, feel ashamed
>don't kill anyone, graduate high school, one works at dairy queen and the other a bank until they retire

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*captains Loins*
*wipes face*

what are you sinking about?

>>76946845
it used to be unironically cool to be edgy back then

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>>76946819
The radical centrist on the bottom left

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>>76946675

going to order a just eat dunno what to get xxx suggestions?xxx

just want a fucking bf for fucks sake

>>76946922
my fat cock

>>76942842
lovely bird. especially considering shes british.

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>>76946909
the socialist workers party made an appearance
but there were only 2 of them haha

>>76946830
got called a battyboi in the paint aisle at b&q

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feel like pure shit just want her back xx

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>tfw girl
>tfw can't petition /brit/ for a partner because you're all gay boys

>>76946922
Tentacion

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>>76946909

https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/882742003980566528

whos she talking about?

big fan of the applying normie phrases and songs to global politics meme

>>76946922
McDonald's Big Tasty

Imagine being a girl in such a state you go on 4chan
Grim

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>>76946986
Someone might have the tweet

>>76946720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooNd5suYVq8
tune

do you lads over there actually adhere to local rules/policies as I'm led to believe?

like we're forever being told how 'over in the UK they have this law for that and another law for the other and everyone follows and as a result everything works lel'

grew up knowing we were always a corrupt mess where you could by the local TD off with a bag of potatoes, but I assumed it was just natural for people to subvert the laws like that

like who the fuck actually pays a TV license?

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my /brit/ folder is becoming quite large desu

>>76946986
She thought tim and kev were posters
Cant make it up

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>boyfriend for 6 years

>>76947050
only old people pay the tv license here

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https://twitter.com/jdude924/status/879667134309289985

https://twitter.com/jdude924/status/879667134309289985

https://twitter.com/jdude924/status/879667134309289985

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haha

>>76946667
my gf right there

>>76946986
She thinks tim is one of the lads who post her all day lmao

>>76946986
tim
by convincing herself that everybody in these threads looks like him it keeps her mind at ease, what with the constant criticism she faces here

>>76947083
>1996 was 20 years ago

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>>76946827

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWSt6h2HjQ4

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>>76946122
Tony Blair + President Bush > Thatcher + Reagan

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>>76947120
yeah but you don't have to remind me

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piss

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>>76947126
>why have abs
a question I ask myself every day

>>76947086
shes not real

here are two families.
The Fals family and the Troo family.
Everyone in the Fals family always lie and everyone in the Troos family always tells the truth.

You meet Alan and Bert.
Alan makes the following statement:

"Both of us are from the Fals family".

Which family does Alan belong to? What about Bert?

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>>76947033
>>76947070
>>76947104
>>76947118

>>76947081
saw the full thing on youtube, it's clearly satire

>>76947160
thicc legs on that lad

don't mind benders
absolutely hate gay culture
don't mind muslims
absolutely hate islam

simple as

>>76947164
revolting, insulting

>>76947197
The whole shabang can be summed up with "don't mind orientations, absolutely hate agendas".

>>76947029
it's fun here

>>76947039
redpill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYMLjvWOSMM

>>76947225
retard

>>76947164
Cant wait for the Ruby ngl

>>76947243
Is he actually doing it again? fucking hell

just snorted a line of paracetamol. can barely see im so off my nut

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Ladm8erinos, may I ask you lots for your opinions on liftback saloons? More or less respectable than estates?

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A succession of huge oilfields were discovered in the British sector, estimates of the North Sea’s total reserves surged accordingly, and all of this was reported by newspapers in the giddiest language. In the February 1974 election campaign, Wilson declared: ‘By 1985 the Labour Secretary of State for Energy will be chairman of OPEC.’

>tfw we squandered every single fucking drop

>>76942842

what does that island do to a girl

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>>76947029
Fuck off

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>Have to leave for a 12 hour work shift in 30 minutes

>>76947129
freedom aint free, progress has a price, moderizing means monetizing

>>76947302
ll have a pint in your honour wagie

>>76947176
i feel quite sorry for sara really
imagine having to be so desperate to rationalise any criticism of your personality you come across (because let's be honest, most of us don't care too much about her looks) that you need to jump to scapegoat a schizophrenic man entirely unrelated to the posters here, just to paint him as the face of anyone who might disagree with her
she seriously has a lot of growing up to do

>this twat on pointless with a pencil behind his ear and a tranny partner

>>76947299
looks like a kpop desu

>>76947050
the uk government is pretty good at social engineering, they make it seem like skipping the TV license is unusual and people believe it, so they pay. i expect its the same with breaking the rules in general.

>>76947302
the money though

whats your wage?

need a neet /brit/ gf to look after. apply below

Got a date in half an hour

Advice from /brit/ unironically always sticks in my mind during sexual encounters, for good or for bad.

Any tips?

>>76947396
FONT

>>76947380
post face and location

>>76947372

About 100SEK an hour

>>76947282
foy

>>76947396
shan't / can't be helping you with such matters sorry

>>76947396
don't make it uncomfortable by keeping too much eye contact

>>76947396
FONT

>>76947050
what laws do you mean? other than tv license that is

did i tell you lads that i talked to gaspard noé thursday night while i was in the club watching multiple girls & blokes do shibari?

need a neet /brit/ gf to look after me and be my personal slave. apply below

>>76947396
Listen to the FFX theme song beforehand (Away To Zanarkand), it's very soothing and will make you last longer

>>76947282
estates are perfectly respectable, they aren't really a comparison to a liftback saloon though.

Have u ever had seex

>>76947411
i am afraid i shant be doing that sugar tits. post your kik

>>76947418
what a disaster
>>76947457
not that i know of

>>76947396
>Any tips?
don't be overbearing
pay attention to her body language
don't be weird
be nice but not overly nice (since that would be weird)

>>76947460
chelseafindom97

>>76947438
probably things such as not being a thieving pikey which would be an outrageous concept for an irishman

>>76947457
yh
have had sex with 6 different people, probably an overall total of 30ish times

im 18

>>76947457
no and i'm frankly disgusted by the act

why can't i be a fantasy demi-god like sauron or galadriel

Why are girls from South East England more attractive than the rest of Britain ?

>>76947457
No. 27 and yet to kiss a girl.

>>76947483
shes 19? what the fuck

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PSYCHO KILLER

QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST?

>>76947483
haha been on mr bones wild ride long enough lad

>>76947506
it's all about perspective
get a cat and lord over it

>>76947516
>closer to the continent
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>76947454
In what way are they not a comparison? I can't fit a bicycle in a regular saloon, but I could fit it in both a liftback or an estate, so to me it boils down to appearance.

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*the noise of a loud blaring siren fills the aisles*

*red lights pop out of the Tesco ceilings and start to flash*

This is a store emergency broadcast!

Attention colleagues and customers we have a code brown emergency in bog number six!

Sara Davidson please report to bog number six, I repeat we need Sara Davidson to the bogs.

Thank you.

*sirens die off and lights recede into the ceiling once more*

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NEED an easily-pleased Essex gf

Need the sun to fuck off ngl

gaspar noé is a fucking bender

Did you lads ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he would put on a dress and play a girl bunny?

>>76947457

Nope and I'm 29 now

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hate it when no-one posts in my threads

>>76947540
but i'm more of a total domination of free will of countless people but a few to fight the eternal struggle against me kind of guy

you try to fight the urges but once you see my perfect bratty bubble butt you can't stay away. fall to those knees and whimper for me.

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found this toad hiding in my /brit/ folder

>>76947457
had sex once because the girl let me go back to her flat for ages before i could get and stay hard. any other girl ive taken home or gone with ive failed to get hard. proper dick issues lmao

>>76947584
No but was attracted to Lola from space jam

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>>76947584

>>76947173
alan is fals and bert is not fals

can't think of much worse than raising another mans child because he can't be bothered

dislike asians

Any of you lads at Swindon station earlier today? Saw a bunch of young lads photographing the train I was on

>>76947648
you f-forgot to say you're not racist dude

>>76947641
oneitis has a kid i think, unless it's just her nephew idk

>>76947608
get one or more ant colonies

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>>76947648
i love them haha
so cute

can be quite standoffish sometimes tho

>>76946095
mos

>>76947657
yeah but i mean the yankish understanding of "asians" as well

>>76947641
Allowing another man to raise your own child is far more cucked than raising someone else's.

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>>76947648
your loss

Having a daughter is the ultimate form of cuckoldry
You spend your life raising a sex toy for another man

>>76947692
upvoted

>>76947692
as opposed to keeping them for yourself? dirty nonce cunt.

>>76947680
HOW photoshoped is this image lmao

>>76947680
just looks creepy and unsettling

male depression - existential dread, total isolation, homelessness, addiction and failure

female depression - only got 10 matches on tinder today and one of my friends with benefits didn't text back

Thinking of becoming a sperm donor

I'm tall, white, and all my grandparents lived until or are still alive in their 90s

>>76947721
dont know
>>76947726
faggot

FUCK OFF YOU WELSH BASTARDS I SWEAR TO CHRIST

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>>76947692
>You spend your life raising a sex toy for another man
uhh sexist and misogynistic, much?

>>76947727
/r/incel is that way reddit

>>76947726
ill looking children. thats what ive always said.

stop posting orientals plastered in makeup and airbrushing

>>76947692

having a daughter means your DNA is more likely to be propagated, because there are no foreveralone or incel women, a woman can easily get impregnated by chad and then find a beta provider to raise it

propagating DNA is the sole aim of life

any good new noncehunting videos lads?

the swedish gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD4HCZe-tew

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>>76947778
ummm no x

>>76947791
No, Stinson away doing a Thailand edition.

>>76947793
>that face
>a woman

bit mental how much so many of you despise women for your own shortcomings and talk about them as if they're a single person. bit sad. feel sorry for your mums

>>76947836
alri sara

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like brown girls.
HATE brown children.
want kids.
dont want brown kids.
haha fucked it avnt eye

>>76947793
>belgium
Literally have no idea where this is.

>>76946681
Interesting observation

>>76947680
fake eye contacts

>>76947836
don't she's a cunt

>>76947862
true

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>>76947867
dunt get it

>>76947867
how did he do it

>>76947836
i don't despise women, i'm just antipathetic because they disrupt my political activities.
fuck the labour party delegate quotas

>>76947907

charisma

>>76947918
>fuck the labour party
Erm, yeah, your sort is welcome here anymore you knuckle dragging twat.

inebriation status: 40mg valim, 3 pints of guinness
mood status: tired and still don't feel happy

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>scots are forced to post with UK flags

lmoa

>>76947793
Literal degenerate coal burner.

>>76947958
FONT

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English countryside is beautiful

just woke up makign brekfast doing stirfry

>>76947958
>tired and still don't feel happy
that's life heh

>>76947954
>your sort is welcome here
that's nice

>>76947982
bit flat. probably the north

>>76947970
????? as are the english, welsh and norn irish

>>76947958
because you consumed 2 different depressants while sad, have you considered prayer instead?

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does happiness actually exist?

>>76948031
i believe it does

not a racist on this planet I wouldn't batter, can't bloody stand them

>>76947958

stop taking benzos

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>coal burner

>>76948031
sort of

tried watching some movies with some depth today

>15 mins into 2001: A Space Odyssey: have to turn it off because I almost fell asleep
>15 mins into The Tree of Life: have to turn it off because I almost fell asleep

I enjoy movies like Synecdoche: New York, Fight Club, The Machinist, The Prestige, Inception etc though. Any recommendations? Sci-Fi/philosophy or anything with depth.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMb3k-Wwvg

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>>76948056

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>>76947721
please they don't even /have/ photoshop in japan

>>76948005
Whateverrrr. Time you accepted that /brit/ isn't for your 'sort'. Maybe /pol/ is more your speed??

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had a very very very unsatisfactory wank

>>76948056
how can you watch Synecdoche and not watch 2001?

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>not a racist on this planet I wouldn't batter, can't bloody stand them

>>76948056

The Matrix and Inception are the only two films of this century that made me really think

>>76948090
i know you're shitposting but if you'd read the post properly you'd be able to infer that i'm a labour party member.
the problem is with their quota system for conference delegates, which is set up to ensure 50/50 representation.

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>>76948092

>>76948056
read a book you philistine

>>76948056
maybe you weren't in the right mood for those movies

>>76948090
imagine the face behind this post

>>76947754
fucking normalscum. Do you get a kick out of spitting on the down and out?

>>76948056
donnie darko
primer
incoherence
another earth
sound of my voice

>>76948118
me on the left

>>76948119
what is there to think about in Inception? saw just a an action film with a gimmick

>>76948137
good post

>>76948101

Synecdoche is actually exactly what I look for in a movie, surreal/philosophic vibe but good production as well.

>>76948166
>>76948166

>>76948169
>>76948169

fuck off in there