/brit/

do americans actually think the rest of the world is just too dumb to follow them on gun laws, healthcare, handegg etc

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anime

really enjoying the heated political debate today, keep it up lads

imagine being this obsessed this america

grim

imagine holding a parade to show the world you're gay
what would possess someone to be that vain

pride is nauseating

>>76940697
no

>>76940696
reddit

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me

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anime bums

absolutely LOVE thrashing the family at scrabble

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cute pups and hot bikers
:3

For modern commercial-technological humanity, nothing is "sacred." Everything has its price; everything can be calculated and evaluated according to the economic interests of someone or other. In the pre-technological era, when humanity still felt itself to be a part of the world instead of its master, people had to adapt themselves to the natural order as best they could. Even medieval humanity, to be sure, projected a certain order onto the world, but at least that "order" was believed to have been created and sustained by Godnot by humans. The old-fashioned view that people must adapt themselves to the pre-existing order of things may be discerned in the objection which many people made in regard to the first airplanes: "If God had intended us to fly, He would have given us wings!" In the technological age, however, instead of conforming to the natural order, people force nature to conform to their needs and expectations. Whenever nature proves unsatisfactory for human purposes, people reframe it as they see fit.

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theresas truly a broken woman

think any male who doesn't like the right to bear arms is gay or very effeminate. Why would you put your trust in the government to protect you?

I've flown with British Airways pretty much constantly for the past 10 years or so and it's gone downhill so much it's just grim really. I think it's fair to say BA used to be one of the world's leading airlines but the decline has been apocalyptic and it reflects extremely poorly on the country as a whole. What a mess Britain is in.

White pride is gay pride

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where's the yuzu man

>>76940412
>village tax
>school tax
>income tax
>property tax
>state tax
>federal tax
>a dozen other taxes im forgetting

we have to pay a lot of taxes

>>76940762
can only recognize 6

>>76940762
>Trudeau so tall he has to stand at the back

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this sign made me chuckle

reminder yanks don't factor in gst automatically for purchases because they think it's a communist plot or something

who just started drinking here

>>76940805
who cares

>>76940787
The rich and powerful in America basically pay no taxes and just leech off the workers and the state

>>76940796
WOW WELL SPOTTED

>>76940764
difference between owning a firearm and giving every mental hospital patient a free fully automatic tactical strategic assault weapon when they buy a scratch ticket

What is the phrase? "Success breeds jealously" I believe?

hmmmm

>>76940762
I really hate trudeau
cannot stand this buddy buddy thing that politicians like him put on

Gun laws? Not a fan

>>76940800
dont get it

>>76940820
disgusting little runt

>>76940756
>flashing your half naked body in front of children in order to celebrate putting your willy in another mans shitty hairy arse
gay """""people""""""

feel like I can't do anything right

An analogous kind of reframing occurs in social practices when new devices are introduced to replace ones that are inefficient in one way or another. Albert Borgmann offers the example of what happened when the gas-fired furnace replaced the wood-burning stove. In an earlier age, if the home was heated by hearth or by Franklin stove, some family members would be responsible for finding and chopping wood. This practice required familiarity with the countryside and an appreciation of the value and relative scarcity of good wood-burning timber. Someone else would have the responsibility of lighting and tending the fire. And the whole family would gather around the fire for social interaction without the benefit of radio, television, or phonograph. The same heating "function," as Albert Borgmann has explained, is accomplished in a way that is cleaner, safer, and more efficient with the forced-air furnace.

But by replacing hearths and wood-burning stoves, forced-air furnaces ”have also forever altered the everyday practices of an earlier age. No one gathers around the gas or electric furnace in the basement of the house. Moreover, the electricity required for one such furnace may be generated by a coal-burning power plant, the coal for which is extracted from monstrous strip mines and the smoke from which promotes both the greenhouse effect and acid rain. If the electricity is generated by a nuclear power plant, there is no carbon-based pollution, but the plant's radioactive waste is incredibly poisonous and will remain so for thousands of years.

>>76940805
Personally I refuse to pay it at the register out of principle

>>76940821
>instead of just getting the fucking price of what you're paying for there's always an obtuse irrational percentage-based addendum you factor in when the bank statement arrives

what an actually moronic country, I can't defend yanks for one second longer

>>76940846
yeah it applies to yanks when they look over to Europe

Because the coal-fired power plant, the strip mines from which the coal is extracted, and the forests and lakes dying from acid rain are many miles from the comfortably heated suburban home, and because the radioactive threat to life seems to be far in the future, the home's occupants may be unaware of the devastation wreaked for the sake of "clean" and "efficient" heat. The disappearance of the family hearth, then, not only undermined important social practices but also contributed to industrial practices which are destroying the natural world.

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the USA is easily the greatest country on earth and we would all move there instantly if we were given a green card

>>76940862
mate they dont have to watch or even come to the parade
just like close your eyes nigga

ahhhhhhhh 4 of the clock already

https://youtu.be/-RitQ5F4OdM

What did Trudeau mean by this?

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>>76940820
been drinking since 1pm aha

>>76940859
Sissy That Walk is a famous gay song

>>76940862
t. loser who has never been to any festival before
Nottng Hill Carnival is just as degenerate, just heterosexually so

all festivals are risque and fun, no matter what theure for

Reckon one of the main issues with the modern left wing is they're all on hard drugs.

>>76940846
success breeds envy*

generally i dislike yank posters in here. always have to make a point that they are not from the UK and always bring up stupid reddit topics like trump and feminism

>>76940908

nobody cares you bent cunt

Honestly considering moving to West Africa

Already working on my French

>>76940897
yeah desu
i hate the country but the people there live the best in the entire world (assuming you're white and rich)

>>76940906
Macron I meant lol

>>76940933
ça va

>>76940860
omg how did u know i'm little

>>76940908
wud have ogne parade but i have no friends

All distances in time and space are shrinking. Man now reaches overnight, by plane, places which formerly took weeks and months of travel. He now receives instant information, by radio, of events which he formerly learned about only years later, if at all. The germination and growth of plants, which remained hidden throughout the seasons, is now exhibited publicly in a minute, on film. Distant sites of the most ancient cultures are shown on film as if they stood this very moment amidst today's street traffic. Moreover, the film attests to what it shows by presenting also the camera and its operators at work. The peak of this abolition of every possibility of remoteness is reached by television, which will soon pervade and dominate the whole machinery of communication.

>>76940926
i care rude cunt

>>76940948
Bee yang

love trump
hate feminism
not from the uk

>>76940910
not me

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America is great honestly

>>76940957
hello bender :)

>>76940910
maybe they need more hard drugs

I mean think about it, even professionally grown weed selectively bred in controlled environments wasn't good enough for the lefties anymore, they had to go and concentrate it down until they flooded the market with the THC equivalent of a crack blast.

>>76940906

jesus that's embarrassing, trying to absorb some of Trumps alpha aura

>>76940910
I converted to Islam you silly yank

>>76940762
angela's hands are still stuck together I see

>>76940936
rich is rich being white is irrelevant

>>76940955
is this Heidegger?

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>>76940908
oi you cunt I thought we was gonna go together

>>76941001
what music is she listening to?

>>76940906
>>76940941
Putting France on the front stage
based move
still hate him though

>>76940996
thanks

>>76941027
this post REEKS of unchecked privilege

>>76941020
no shortage of hard drugs in the muslim world senpai

They're very well known for opium and amphetamines

>>76941034
Basement Jaxx - Romeo (Bassline remix)

>>76940908
>kek is that a vatican flag

>gay pride
bloody normies

>>76940621
its less post-truth and more post-accountability. people can say whatever they like on the internet (the largest information platform) and avoid any inquiry into their reasoning or their motivation for posting it.
you can't truly verify the accuracy of anything you read on the internet unless its something that you can observe or work out yourself, but that's too much effort for the everyman so he just believes whatever sounds about right. the truth is currently whatever our biases let us believe.

scholars used to face this problem so they created institutions which staked their reputation on any given publication's accuracy. there isn't much appetite for institutional reputation on the internet, so it'll continue to be a badlands of somewhat-accurate information that gets filtered through humans' biased brains.

Unconverting from Islam

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>>76940897
t. tim

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hehe

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And so the west died not with a bang, but with a whimper

cooking a gammon steak

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>yanks

Can't believe secondary school kids have proms. All American films, tele programmes and netflix should be banned.

Wish we had polygamy

Would create even more incels and eliot rodgers

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Hullo

>>76941094
Wow... you're telling me two people had sex???
OH MY GOD
THE WEST HAS FALLEN

In contrast, today’s Homo digitalis is anything but “nobody.” He retains his private identity, even when forming part of the swarm. Although he expresses himself anonymously, as a rule he has a profile—and he works ceaselessly at optimizing it. Instead of being “nobody,” he is insistently somebody exhibiting himself and vying for attention. The mass-mediated nobody, on the other hand, does not claim attention for himself. His private identity is extinguished. He has vanished into the mass. This also represents his good fortune: after all, if he is nobody, he cannot be anonymous. On the other hand, Homo digitalis often takes the stage anonymously. He is not a nobody but a somebody—an anonymous somebody.

>>76941094
oh fugg this is excellent

>>76941104
yes nanny state please nanny me some more i've been a bad boy x

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>there is no longer a germany, the german land has been occupied since 1945 not memeing muh nazism and le hitler was right but it breaks my heart to see what that place has become since when my opa and oma used to live there

>>76941094
looks like banging to me :^)

*aggressively cooks bacon towards your local mosque*

MMM YAAAAAASS QUEEN SLAY GIMME THAT NANNY STATE RIGHT NOW I AM A SIMPLE SMELLY SERF CONTROL ME MMMMMM MYEEEEEEEESSSSSS

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>>76940706
>>76940609
thoughts?

gonna live off rice and beans for the next week

>>76941094
Europe is like a Phoenix, constantly dying and being reborn as something completely new.

even the Europe of 200 years ago is so impossibly alien to today (more so the further you go back), yet at the same time it is still the same animal.

hungover, lost my voice, feet hurt from wearing tight cowboy boots, one eye is bruised from some fuckboy who punched me, and really really really need to do a poo lads

>>76941102
thats a jap

Business idea: replace the nanny state with a GILF state

you're all going to die one day and i'm going to be there laughing at you when you do

Undoubtedly, the video-telephone creates the illusion of presence, and it has made it easier for people in love to endure separation. However, the remaining distance still is palpable—and it is felt most clearly, perhaps, in a slight displacement. When Skyping, one cannot exchange glances. If you look into the eyes on the screen, the other party will think you are looking down a little because the camera is installed at the upper edge of the computer. The charming peculiarity of an unmediated encounter—where looking at someone always means being seen, as well—has yielded to asymmetrical gazes. Thanks to Skype, we can be close to each other twenty-four hours a day, but we are constantly staring past one another.

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>>76941102
gamers*

>>76941102
i love marn him falling off the chair in 2012 is still the best fighting game moment

>>76941161
FUCK OFF ADOLF

>>76941161
>no independent basque region
>belgium still exists
>belarus exists
>ukraine exists
>hungary is still tiny
hmm

>>76941094
interracial sex and anticapitalism sounds p good to me

Strong proponent of antigameitism

>>76941168
Europe exists because Europeans exist

when the Europeans are gone, or displaced, or made a minority, this phoenix you speak of will not light up from the ashes

it shall remain dust. A new bird will be perched in its nest.

Stormzy seems like a nice person to be around.

>>76941200
had to be some shitty western tournament. never seen them make the players do this in korea or china.

>>76941169
>one eye is bruised from some fuckboy who punched me
story

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>Stormzy seems like a nice person to be around.

>>76941161
why does germany get alsace lorraine but lose schleswig holstein
quite like poland-lithuania though

We are now producing images in enormous quantity by means of digital media. Such massive production can also be interpreted as a reaction of defense and flight. What’s more, a mania for optimization is occurring, too. When faced with reality, which strikes us as something imperfect, we run away into the realm of images. Today, we do not enlist religion so much as technologies of optimization in order to confront the reality of bodies, time, death, and so on. The digital medium is defactifying the world.

The digital medium knows nothing of age, destiny, or death. Time itself is frozen: it is a timeless medium. In contrast, the analog medium suffers from time.

Fit new bird perched in her nest

Might ask her out

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>>76941224
i'm imagining the little whelp who typed this out

hey Pakistani does your granny have a fanny does it smell

>want to go for a pint
>massive headache and sore neck

aroooooo

>>76941264
stormzys fucking shit mate

what's the most depressing place to live in the UK?

>inv4 hull

i've got a fedora and i'm wearing it right now

saw a black girl today with the most amazing tits

>>76940906
their placement corresponds to the length of time they've been in power, hence trump and macron being on the outside. its not an arbitrary 'everyone find a place before the timer goes off' thing

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>>76941287
stay mad cumskin

saw a girl today

it was my mum

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>i've got a fedora and i'm wearing it right now

Information is cumulative and additive, whereas truth is exclusive and selective. In contrast to information, it does not accumulate like snow. One does not encounter it in drifts. There is no such thing as a mass of truth. In contrast, masses of information abound. But without negativity, the positive massifies. Information also differs from knowledge because of its positivity. Knowledge does not simply lie at the ready. One cannot just find it out there, as one can information. As a rule, lengthy experience precedes it. Its temporality is wholly different from the temporality of information, which is extremely short and short-term. Moreover, information is explicit, whereas knowledge often assumes an implicit form.

just mowed the lawn and ran the strimmer round the edges lads. garden looks nice now.

>>76941333
you're probably white too

>>76941336
rate her tits

>>76941341
good lad
>>76941305
bad lad

>>76941008
who cares? only stupid people will go out and do it. at least this way it is taxed and police aren't wasting valuable time and resources chasing stoners. it should either be death penalty for all drugs, or complete legalization of all drugs. i personally think legalizzation would be the preferable option, since people should be allowed to do whatever they want to themselves really. and again, resources saved, tax revenue earned

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>>76941221

going for a night out tonight lads. it's my mate's 19th birthday

nhs needs to be abolished

>>76941356
solid 7

>yanks

mood has suddenly hit a slump x

the nation known as "Germany" has tried and failed at every form of government

>>76941355
i'm a nigerian

>>76941337
lad front left is faking being attractive

>>76941352
old memes

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>>76941221

>>76941233
Romans for all intents and purposes don't exist anymore, calling modern Italians or other Latins "roman" is dishonest, but on the other hand Rome is pervasive all across Europe, it is universal. its influence stretches far further than it ever did under the empire. and the Roman state as been "reborn" over and over again like an echo. its the same with Europe, and even major population shifts are not the end, or even a total death sentence.
attitudes and circumstances can change, more so over time, saying "Europe" is dead is short sighted since its been dead before

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Had this pushed through the ol' door slot this morning.

just had the greasiest, most disgusting bacon and egg sandwich of my life lads

it was amazing

Spiked some gormless eejits water with zoloft

Love is also tied to the negative tension of hate. It belongs to the same order as true and false, or good and evil. Negativity differentiates it from pressing the like button, which is positive—a matter of accumulation or addition. Facebook friends and “frenemies” lack the negativity that distinguishes “friend” from “enemy” as Carl Schmitt understood them. Closeness and remoteness belong to the terrestrial order, too. Digitality abolishes both in favor of crowding—that is, the simple elimination of distance. Crowding represents a positive quantity: it lacks the negativity that defines closeness. Remoteness is inscribed in nearness. Digital communication knows nothing of “the pain of the nearness of the remote."

>>76941352
me on the left

business idea: genocide

this website and this general in particular have turned me into a babbling spacker

>>76941388
must drive tarquins like you mad that despite 70 years of whining people still like universal healthcare

>>76941388
don't understand why "free" healthcare like the NHS is necessary when private companies could provide better service at cheaper prices

>>76941403
you're right. bet the left side of his face is fucking ghastly

>>76941352
probably the worst thing i've ever seen in my life

>>76941422
ah yes, memes
very impressive

>>76941401
but what's her name?

>>76940753
>wearing heels indoors

>>76941442
how so?

>>76941422
mi5

>>76941422
>muh immigrants
ah yes international students and temporary immigrants
realistically the actual permanent immigrant figures are about 80,000

>>76941422
too much going on here
I'm being bombarded with information and can't take it all in at once

>>76941352
me having a go

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imagine thinking britain was actually shaped this way

>>76941352
me getting my gunt slurped

Was a big fan of mass immigration until I saw a picture of Enoch Powell with meme text over it

>>76941422
blimey

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>ah yes international students and temporary immigrants
>realistically the actual permanent immigrant figures are about 80,000

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>>76941261
Kinda boring storing really

I was at a country western bar, and sometime around when "Whiskey for My Horses" was blaring, I decided take a break for a few minutes and get some air, so I walked outside. One guy out there smoking complimented my snakeskin cowboy boots (looks like pic related) and we started talking.

A few minutes later his drunk friend comes along. The other friend points out my boots, and the drunk guy says they're "amazing" and he wants to buy them from me. I kindly say no, but he keeps insisting, and then I get more blunt, and then the fucker randomly throws a punch at me. Almost immediately after, one of the bouncers lunges towards him and tackles him to the ground, and starts choking him or something. I just walked away then.

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>>76941215
thats not me
>>76941217
you're right about a couple
nowt wrong with belgium or ukraine though
>>76941277
cant give germany everything or people start accusing you of being hitler

>>76941422
i'm glad england is being subjected to immigration
hopefully scotland, wales and ireland watch and laugh as the eternal anglo is destroyed

>>76941476
>temporary immigrants
lol

A strong immune system stifles communication. The lower the level of immunity is, the faster information circulates. A high level of immunity slows down the flow of information. Whereas immune defense impedes communication, liking promotes it. Rapidly circulating information also accelerates the circulation of capital. Today, immunosuppression allows massive quantities of information to penetrate us without any immune defense. A low threshold of immunity augments the consumption of information. At the same time, the unfiltered mass of information is dulling our senses. This fact is responsible for many psychic disturbances.

>>76941520
Reminder that the SNP want more immigrants in Scotland.

>>76940762
wew look at merkel doing the fuggin pyramid symbol again

genuinely don't care about immigration tbph

>>76941520
ireland is pretty much as bad and scotland is doing its best to catch up

>>76941550
same

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>realistically the actual permanent immigrant figures are about 80,000

Beyonce literally isn't even black

business idea: human body with a greater capacity for storing urine so you can do one big fortnightly wee

Have I been living under a rock? Feels like pride is only a normie thing literally this year. No one seemed to have given a shit about it but now I hear it on the radio and see posts in /brit/. Has this been happening for years?

>>76941443
It does. Would get rid of social housing and benefits too.

>>76941573
>>76941512
>>76941521
t. doesn't work for the home office

Normie alt-righters are the same people who were OMG EPIC BACON SIR memers in 2012

>>76941516
>having those boots
mate

The efficiency and convenience of digital communication are leading us to avoid direct contact with real people. Increasingly, we avoid contact with the real, in general. Digital media are making our real counterparts fade more and more. Accordingly, digital communication is becoming more and more bodiless and faceless. Digitality radically restructures the Lacanian triad of real, imaginary, and symbolic. It dismantles the real and totalizes the imaginary. As a digital reflector, the smartphone serves to renew the mirror stage after infancy. It opens up a narcissistic space—a sphere of the imaginary—in which one encloses oneself. The other does not speak via the smartphone.

>>76941595
lmbo alri petal just posting on the ol' chins on your downtime are you

>>76941586
Pretty sure it's a new thing. Don't mind gays but month long pride parades can fuck off.

>>76941597
theyre conservative teens looking to a brighter future

>>76941595
i get all the news i need from unsourced images on 4chan, reading only the ones that confirm my personal prejudices

The smartphone is a digital apparatus that works with an input/output mode that lacks complexity. It erases negativity in all its forms. Consequently, one loses the ability to think in a complex fashion. The smartphone also degrades forms of behavior that demand temporal range or distance vision. It promotes the short term and shortsightedness, and it covers up what is slow and slow in coming. Seamless liking produces a realm of positivity. Experience as irruption of the other—because of its negativity—interrupts imaginary self-mirroring. But the positivity that is inherent in digital technology minimizes the possibility of having any such experience. It prolongs only the same. The smartphone, like the digital in general, undermines our ability to encounter and work with negativity.

>>76940762
frat boy trudeau really needs to be slugged

>>76941631
Ah yes, the meincraft generation

>>76941592
of course you would

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>>76941507
me in greater cornwall

>>76941597
the avant-garde always looks ridiculous in retrospect

>>76941643
same.

>>76941676
greasy goblins

>>76940853
that's just canadian hospitality

>>76940796
when will manlets learn

>>76941595
well in 2011 you had 8 million foreign born people living in your country you're telling me only 80,000 of those are permanent residents?

>>76941689
margeret is brutal

>>76941609
I know it sounds off, but the whole city dresses up for two weeks during Stampede and guys are expected to own cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, and shitty cowboy shirts. Over half in the bar had boots on, I just got nicer ones.

might have a cheeky shandy (not of the hand variety aha)

Who the fuck is this Bradley Lowery nonce and why is everyone crying about him?

Garfield is one of the good ones

>>76941714
>let me tell you about your country

>>76941714
His numbers are obviously way too low, but you've got some serious reading comprehension issues my man

>>76941714
no
per year there's about 80,000 permanent immigrants (doesn't include undocumented)
there's a lot more immigrants than that per year, but those are all temporary and go away within 10 years

>>76941762
that's why im asking you about your country you dolt

>>76941762
That's all of /int/

>>76941792
only irks when it's yanks doing it though tbf

>>76941774
the utter fucking delusion of this nigger

*tells you about your country*

>>76941771
What serious reading comprehension issues do I have?

Just realised that if I get kids with the gf they might end up taller than me

gonna break up with her today

>>76940762
>literally who
>filled a resignation and was appointed by party insiders
>won on less of the popular vote
>ex-stasi communist, been in office for over 12 years by forming cynical coalitions with her political opposition
>too weird and asian to care about
>le weedman
>won on a record low where something like 14% of french people may have voted for him
>completely unelected
>literally who
so this is the power...of davos men...

>>76941806
I work for the home office you dolt

lovely 10km walk down the canals playing pokemon go

>>76941689
margaret is fucking mental

close the border
no one enters, no one leaves
only the strong will survive

>>76941832
mine will be brown because my gf is a latina

mm not sure i want brown kids

Strong proponent of men's willys in my arsehole

>>76941847
t. delusional lying nigger

doing a poo lads
going to press post immediately as it reaches the halfway point out

>>76941516
i will NOT be going back to 'ada any time soon

>>76941827
when he said 80,000 he meant a year

Wish we still had exile as a punishment

>>76940762
who is the second from the right?

Why do girls always share memes of how angry they get when they are hungry?

can they really not control their emotions enough to act like a decent person when they are hungry?

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bizarro brit
now at 4pm it should be normie non-rorke time
but the autism american has awoken
post cute lads

cheese (rotten gases) coming out of my bum lads

>>7694187
Not as bad as being the shortest of the family

Might have to stunt their growth by giving them alcohol or something

>>76941904
well i'm assuming these are yank girls so they're likely fat

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>>76941898
this bellend

all these peadophile scandals going on and they're still trying to thrust shit like The Voice Kids and Gogglesprogs on us, sickos

lifeless

how do you fix a headache without paracetamol qucikly? would ibuprofen help? would getting smashed make me not care?

>>76941969
ibuprofen works better than paracetamol for me desu

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/06/climate/renewable-energy-push-is-strongest-in-the-reddest-states.html
hmm... really makes u think

>>76941969
have a lie down and stop staring at the screen
drugs are bad mmmmkay

any of you got any historical anime girl pictures lads?

>>76941940
yank girls are genuinely significantly hotter than british women

british women are some of the ugliest 1st world women i can think of

all look inbred or suffer from foetal alcohol syndrome

trump just did a poo and its stinking up the whole office

t. anonymous white house source

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how is it possible to be so messy?

took the final blackpill lads

>>76941969
you wouldn't have any headaches at all if you weren't vaccinated

>>76941969
ibuprofen works relatively quickly 30m to an hour
and its better than para really

autismo yank pls go

>>76942007
i need it gone sharpish so i can drink pain free

bored of life, no foreseeable way of achiving the goals I want to achive

>>76941889
It's fun though, you LARP as a cowboy, get free pancake breakfasts from oil and gas companies, drink throughout the day, play some carnie games, and watch cattle get roped or ridden

Also all the girls in the city go on slut overdrive and some of them can really pull off the cowgirl look
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9af_1436500783

>>76942026
how can you smell it from germany?

>>76941969
>paracetamol
>ibuprofen

reminder that these are both yank medicines and that yanks literally run the fucking world

>>76941221

actors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
*walks into the thread*
FREEEEEEEEEEEEE KEKISTAN XD

>>76942049
there are no shortcuts in life

>>76942024
>women
>at all
i'm all about the thickness of the dickness
i'm strickly dickly

>>76942059
just need some inspiration

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>>76942010

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4677520/Cornish-terror-group-says-SUICIDE-attacker.html

hahahaha

>>76942097
PLEASE BE IN THE SOUTH WEST

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>british women are ug-

>>76942065
it was a really big poo

glad president i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-if hasn't piped up much since he fucked off

>>76942136
doesn't look british to me

looks like a crossbreed

>>76942112
thanks lad were do you find this stuff?

>>76942054
nearly went on that fantasy boat party in napa last year but the guy selling tickets was a massive twat so we didn't bother

>>76942097
would you suck me off?

>>76942067
Ibuprofen was invented by a scot and marketed first in the uk.
Ibuprofen was made available under prescription in the United Kingdom in 1969, and in the United States in 1974.

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>>76942136
who said that?

>>76942067
ibuprofen isn't a yank medicine you fucking spanner

>>76941946
howling
what on earth is he doing

>>76942180
literally untrue.

next.

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Feel tired lads

Western countries used to do things

>>76942201
what?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stewart_Adams_(chemist)
are you the autismo?

>>76942201
autismo yank pls go

>>76942192
>>76942180
imagine having so few inventions that you literally know which little tiny ones are yours'


we have too many world changing inventions that its sometimes hard to keep track of the ltitle ones. Your shitty little country probably celebrates the inventor of Ibuprofen hahahahahh

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>tfw no qt femboy bf

>>76942172
gizza fiver and some space raiders and i'm all yours

>>76942146
bit racist

>>76942247
>femboy
yeah carry on

>>76942265
nothing wrong with racism

>>76942272
>liking masculine men
Jog on you utter mong

I've decided to quit my career in corporate law and become an architect. I'll take a huge pay cut but I want to create things.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-40542306

BIG KOTS

>>76942245
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries
have a word with yourself

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner

>76942323
*filters you until you have better taste*

>>76942331
howdy pardner

>>76942152
gelbooru or occasionally pixiv if you want to deal with moon runes

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2228644

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>brits import their tea and biscuits

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>>76942294
good luck anon
what will your style/aesthetic be like

Was told not to use the term "girlfriend" or "boyfriend" and that proper etiquette is the term "partner"

>>76942272
Has anyone genuinely reported this lad yet?

Your guys country is on such lockdown and watchdog shit that I seriously think he'd get arrestef

>>76942421
>>76942421

>>76942401
you have no idea what this country is like mate. your memes dont represent reality

>>76942395
love when uptight pseudointellectuals tell you how to speak

>>76942401
i thought it was the egyptian goddess typing tbf

>>76942318
>Pioneering
>Developing
>Considering
>Thought about it once

HAHhhHhhshahhahahaha

this is like that mate of yours that swears he came up with the recent app that made it big. scotland is hilarious

Why do I always feel tired lads

silly yank can't read

>>76942459
>>76942459
>>76942459

>>76941377
1. there are A LOT of stupid people doing it
2. it's still not taxed and police are still incarcerating users in most of the country