>Failed my bike license >AGAIN

Don't fail your pedestrian license either

>>76931694
Motos are a moving grave.

>>76931754
Are you a Pokemon?

>>76932264
No I am shitposting from the ISS, don't tell command center!

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>took 3 attempts to pass my TV licence

>25 years old
>still don't have my licence licence for passing licence tests

>>76931694
Why are you live?

I can't shower because I didn't pay my annual shower license fee.
>tfw have to wash myself in public restrooms like some hobo

>>76931694
have you paid for your bike license yet?

>Failed swimming license
>Almost drowned because people were too ashamed to get me out
>Drank all the water out of the pool
>Got my Poldering license
Feels ok

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>go to bread line
>get knocked out in the riot and have my half loaf of rye stolen
>again

>failed your air license
>choked to death

>>76931754
nice try alien

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>fail the daily drinking vodka quota test

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>Eat burger
>Forgot license
>Forced to purge

>>76938579
>Get shot

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>lost my supermarket ticket
>again

I've been struggling to get my gf license for 26 years.

>>76941751
Have you gotten your "Not a faggot" license yet? You're supposed to apply for that before getting your gf license.