/cum/ Canada, USA, Mexico

;3

>bf won't stop hogging the covers
what do lads

>>76931358
It's hot so I wouldn't mind
get your own sheets if you want to

>>76931358
Violently murder him

>>76931358
Don't worry, you'll find warmth in hell with the other sodomites

hello almostcanadiananon

>>76931556
he isn't here

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The following is what you are gonna do:
1. go outside or to your garage, basement, hallway or whatever, and bring your phone
2. take a photo of your bike.
3. post it here

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>>76931574
i see

>>76931606
Why don't you guys have a general?

>>76931616
an aus general?
its filled with autistic weeb baltic flags

Yaaawn
Oh man, good morning!!!!

>>76931635
You were the ones who chose to merge with them

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Watching a documentary on Arturo Gattis "suicide". He was clearly murdered by his Brazilian wife.

>>76931605
I haven't had a bike since I was 15 or something

>>76931664
Why not? Don't you like the wind in your hair, the sun in your face, and so on?

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>>76931697
Yeah, but I have a boat and my brothers old truck

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Last two digits are how many minutes before I leave GO

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>>76931605
cowabunga

>>76931803
Hah
3 minutes

>>76931731
That's nice. I don't have a boat but I borrow my parents' daycruiser.

>>76931827
*leaves*

>>76931849
*tells you to come back*

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ILL FUCKING DO IT

why are there more euros itt than north americans

You don't have the fucking guts, bitch!!

>>76931820
Sweet. I can always count on Aussies to deliver. You're the best. How often do you ride it?

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>>76931977
not often, probably like once or twice a week
my area is more hilly than the windows xp desktop so it rapes my calves

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>>76932012
I ride mine for work when it's not raining. That means asphalt riding tho. I don't get to go on proper rides in the woodsy tracks more than perhaps once a week. That's why I have hybrid. Pic related is my playground.

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>>76932089
>Pic related is my playground
fucking hell why did i have to be born on this suburban rock

>>76932173
But you live in sydney or something, it's god-tier place to live.

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>All these non /cum/ flags

>>76932269
Cancer

>>76932235
absolutely DESPISE suburban sprawl
european-tier cities and towns are numero uno

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Ah yes, jet lag

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Made me think

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>>76933218
I don't know what to think about abortion, on one hand yeah your preventing a baby from living. On the other hand i I get a girl pregnant I can't afford it so it should not exist. At least I'm not claiming it's a moral thing though, I'd let the doctors kill that baby because I'm selfish.

All these faggot non North Americans need to fuck off

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It's okay to put ketchup on hotdogs, debate me

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>>76933605
It's our thread now.

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>>76933719
>>76933605
*hijacks your thread*

Klanaties pirms manis, jūs nelatvieši

>>76933713
Well of course it is.

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When non-/cum/ flags post here, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

>>76933218
american civilian gun owners killed all those ideologies?

It wasn't the government?

>>76931820
>Merida

I am very glad you trust Taiwanese quality!!

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me on the left

Fucking hate vegans

>>76934299
me too, we have so much in common )))

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>your daughter brings this guy home

what do?

>>76934328
I ask him what he's studying/what his future career is going to be and if he's not becoming a doctor, I'll smack the nigger out of him

just listened to fugazi for the first time
objectively shit music

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this is the power of white people

>>76934554
guy looks photoshopped in

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>>76934574

you wish

this is your country now

>>76934631
why are people acting like this is the first riot ever
this stuff happens yearly

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>>76934681

because it's the spearhead of the EU? imagine what this does to public opinion

>>76934733
it makes the public hate the black block for burning cars and trashing entire streets
nobody gives a shit anymore why they even went to protest

left spectrum is gonna cry out b-but police violence but 99% of the cases are gonna get dropped anyway

That being said, why not hold G20 in China every year?
If people try to start shit there they're just gonna roll up some tanks and it's over real quick.

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>>76934826

germany is done 2bh

everyone will leave the EU and default from their debts

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>canada stealing my pics

>>76934140
>Merida Industry Co., Ltd (MIC) is a Taiwan-based bicycle design, manufacture, and sales company with R&D headquarters in Germany
hmmm

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>>76932316
sound lad

>>76935098
wew lad

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>>76935026
Bite me

>>76935268
i will bite her

>>76935268
*bites you*

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me on the right

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I'm on nofap please stop

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>>76931605
would you consider buying slicks for your commute?

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>>76935445
Nah

>>76934554
>>76934631
>>76934733
>>76934992

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>>76935429
say goodnight canada

>>76935604
are you a midget?
fuck's up with that saddle height

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>>76935626
"Good morning"

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>>76935606

this is pedophilia

>>76935714
hot drawing

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>>76935721
Is it because I'm replying to a underage brazilian because if so you shouldn't be here this site is for grown ups not little boys who can't go a day without masturbating

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a shorter person would have a lower saddle you idiot

then you obviously have an oversized frame

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>>76935786

it's because these drawings look like little girls

>>76935604
>slicks
That's not for me. I need my hybrid for my forest/tracks biking

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>>76935881

>forest/tracks biking

Is there even a single track in Norway that isn't filled with multi-language signaling and fences?

>>76936110
We don't have multilanguage signaling and fences here. Maybe some places in Oslo.

>>76936197
And they will be on English.

>>76936215

and arabic?

>poopy generic oem alu frame
>poopy generic oem coil suspension
>poopy lowest range alivio set
>poopy no name crankset
>poopy no name balloon tires

should have bought a proper mtb instead of some hybrid abomination IM(((H)))O

>>76936349
your posts are absolutely horrible

>>76936380
loving this post

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>>76936380

t. feetkraut

i could perhaps say the same

>>76936349
Not on arabic, no. They are forced to learn Norwegian actually.

>>76936440

whoa fucking bigots

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R E A L
E U R O
H O U R S

>>76936546
We are going to force them not to wear niqab/burqa too soon. Fuck them desu. But we're not sweden, if that's what you thought. We had 2400 asylum seekers this far in 2017, Sweden probably about 20000, Italy 80 000, etc.

think i might shave my cockhair real quick

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>>76936564

Das Lieben bringt groß Freud

das wissen alle Leut

Weiß mir ein schönes Schätzelein

mit zwei schwarzbraunen Äugelein

das mir, das mir

das mir mein Herz erfreut

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>The state of /cum/
Isn't this how Rome fell

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how about you go to sleep, cana

>>76936654

what happens in sweden to be so much "open" than the other scandinavian countries?

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R8 my local mosque

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No, it's almost time for work

So I can get paid, so I can pay for girls night out because I have a social life, you know?

Oh waaiit, you don't... How sad... Is the piggy going to cry? Huh? Aren't you a sad little piggy?

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>>76936889
Because they are a hell of a lot more open to multiculturalism, they've been so for a very long time. Have you not been paying attention?

>>76936904

I've never seen a muslim in my life

what are some stereotypes?

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>>76937106
Neither have I.

>>76937102

yes, but why is that? do the swedish think different than other scandinavians? or is it just politics?

just shaved my cockhair

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>>76936968
Shut up..... I FUCKING SAID SHUT UP YOU SUPID THOT

I'M ALSO POPULAR WITH G-GIRLS

there is no better feeling than freshly shaved nutsac, smooth and shiny like a polished bowling ball

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>western "europeans" in /cum/

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How do we fix shitaly?

why are pistachios so expensive?

>>76937456

this "pope" is a fucking disgrace

report all german posts

>>76937177
>do the swedish think different than other scandinavians
Yes. They are generally a lot more concerned with not being racist and intolerant.
But, they're not all "muh multiculturalism" and "muh tolerance" either. It's not like the swedish people wanted to have all those people they now got. The politicians and their journalists are the main problem. In Norway almost nobody want to have islamic immigration, but the lefties think it's a-ok(they used to think it was ok but now it's just a-ok), and the journalists are all lefties, and the politicians are slaves for the media. We got about 30k asylum seekers in 2015 (the crisis) and that shocked us, even the journalists were shocked. Now we have what is told to be the strictest boarder and asylum policies in Europe, along with Denmark. Some leftie-journalst called Denmark and Norway's policies "the race toward the low bottom of awefulness" or something, because apparently we are cruel (...)

Anyway, the difference is that in Sweden they are not openly critical to any of that shit. They have started to see their mistakes now though, because they now have no-go zones and cars set on fire and the police can't control the muslim ghettos. People in Sweden now understand what has happened, but now they have a big problem, which is that a lot of the voters are now muslims. How do you say no to a big bunch of your votes?

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>>76937479
True but it's the shitalian people who are allowing this to happen

>>76937456
send the USS Wisconsin to guard the African coast
do something good for humanity for once instead of participating in another war that will make life worse for all of us for the next few decades

>>76937489
Fucking this, report them

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>>76937531
I don't think the shitalian navy will allow us to do that, they are hellbent on importing new Italians like the ones in this webm

>>76937492

lel

have you guys been getting a lot of swedish (native) migrants because of these violence spikes?

>>76937580
you can just shoot them

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>>76937598
The shitalian women would rather make love to them. Hmmmmmmmmm wierd

>>76937530

you mean the italian government and german organizations

had a dream about coffee
imagine my shock when i woke up searching for coffee that didn't exist

>>76937642

>that hand over the shoulders

YOU JUST KNOW

how can italian men even compete

>>76937588
Swedes have for a long time been one of the largest immigrant groups in Norway. But I don't think we got more of them because of the migrant crisis. I think it's more about the economy. In Norway we have a lot higher salaries than in Sweden, and Swedes come to work in Oslo so that they can get the shekels.

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>>76937677
I'm drinking coffee right now

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>>76937667
Idk the shitalians seem to love them
>>76937698
They can't, hence why they import black bulls

thoughts on free (at point of use) healthcare lads?

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>>76937744

I thought mediterannean men were to bulls of europe? how ironic

I don't like seafood, I think it's gross
But I know I should learn to eat it

Moved my clover folder to my pc
Now I have no memes on my phone

>>76937769

the*

>>76937751
i don't prefer such a system

>>76937776
mussels and that shit is gross af

shrimps, fish I guess that's cool

i also dislike the texure of octopus, like the stuff that's inside takoyaki. it's just like rubber - gross!

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Almost out of NC; stopped in Fayetteville for some gas and snacks. I'm actually gonna make it all in one go.

>>76937873
why are there so many ASIAN cars??

>>76937836
on what grounds? would you have the elderly/disabled covered in your preferred system?

>>76937769
African and Arab men are dummy, don't you know anything?

>>76937866
I think shrimp is disgusting
I don't know how people can eat those sea roaches

>>76937927
the meat inside is pretty tasty
you should give it a try
start with battered and fried shrimp first
deep fried makes everything taste better!!

>>76937898
They're usually on the cheaper end.

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Am I White?

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>>76937901

you buy insurance when you're young ...

>>76938005
no

>>76937922

italians are part of the mediterannean

>>76938005
this guy looks like he actually reeks of shit
very, very extremely unsanitary and disgusting looking person
if it actually is you then may GOD (yahweh) have mercy on your soul

footkraut is the only german i know with a good sense of humor

>>76938039
And Arab and African men cück them just like northern europe, all of Europe gets cucked by Africans and Arabs

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nofap day 3

PLEASE give ME dinner IDEAS

wtf?!?! i'm gay now!?!?!

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>>76938049
Yeah I don't shower, here's some shit that I got on my shirt

>>76938158
Boil some chicken

>>76938187
I don't like you

>>76938219
I don't like you either

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>>76938091

seems like the age of the white men is done

>>76938187
You should be ashamed of yourself.

why is racing so big in brazil

>>76938265
Thank God fuck wh*tes
>>76938268
I'm not actually

>>76938287
well you should be

>>76938281

it isn't

old people just like ayrton senna and that's it

>>76938317
there are lots of f1 champions that are from brazil but no other south american country

>>76938306
I have no gulity conscious at all.

I feel bad for women
I wish they weren't so dumb

Why is homicide and violent street robberies so popular in Brazil?

>>76938340
Fuck women

>>76938338
then you should get one

what is your goal in life
don't you want to find an aboriginal wife

>>76938382
I have no goals at all. I'm just waiting to die at this point. I should have never been born tbqh

>>76938336

don't know why is that, but nowadays it's certainly not popular

>>76938403
why won't you kill yourself then

>>76938355

can't recall the last time there were car burnings and store lootings in my city 2bqh

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>>76938368
yeah that's what men are supposed to do, anon....
You have been fucking them, right?.....

>>76938368
Fuck you asshole

>>76938172
You always were, dumb dane poster.

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>>76938368

>>76938430
nonsensical post

>>76938422
I enjoy existence rather than death, I also want neet bux so I can play video games and computer parts
>>76938436
>>76938442
White Knights

>>76938466
so your goal is to receive money and play video games

Where's Canada :(

>>76938492
i killed her

>>76938466
Brown stain

>>76938466

>neet bux

how do you get those in america?

>>76938521
by being neet

>>76938490
I like building computers too
>>76938521
Just say you have depression and autism
>>76938507
U jelly wh*te boi ?

*performs CPR on Canada while secretly groping her in the process*

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ive always been here

>>76938539

you won't get neet bux if you're able-bodied and mentally healthy

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thread theme

>>76938582
if you're able bodied and mentally healthy you wouldn't be a neet to begin with
just look at >>76938187

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>>76938616

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9FMvfvkBro

fuck

>>76938582
>>76938623
That's why I say I have autism (I actually do) and I get free 400 dollars a month

Where da cute boys

>>76938623

you've a great point actually, unless you're a woman

>>76938664

Leafs are sleeping or something

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>>76938664

>>76938664
here

>>76938715
>tranny land
NOOOOOOPE

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>>76938648

>I actually do

right

this is austism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spuMFceTZGo

>>76931225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcjdsoSoGsM
>tfw no canadian gf

>>76938742
That was literally me as a kid, my sister is the same way RIP my parents marriage

>>76938742
that's just a little spoiled shit in need of a good old fashioned beating

>>76938742
put spongebob music over it

>>76938770

how are you even able to live by yourself if you've such severe fits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1sT44x4BXw


Why don't Canadians help the natives more?

>>76938805
I don't have them anymore

>>76938818
it's weird similar leaf abbos look like taiwanese abbos

>>76938691
Hello, anime poster.

Typical overly privileged white girl who wants to be "wild and free"
Bet she still gets a 500$ allowance paycheck from her parents every month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWxVwTVU15Q

>>76938853

oh ok, I didn't know they could be eased

do you take any cannabis-based medication?

>upper teeth all rotted away
>lower teeth more tartar than tooth

very, very extremely disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Z5sDQeXsc

Can we get another leafpost? I'm starting to get worried for you.

>>76938818

It's not the Canadian's fault.

Gooks have no moral standards or family structure.Here in Brazil they even sell their daughter's virginities for like 160 dollars.

>>76938928
No just grew out of them

business idea: build a beautiful holiday home in slovenia for retirement

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>A euro complaining about teeth hygeine

>>76939017
nonsensical post

>>76938571
Yes, we know

>my county turned the state red for trump
I also happen to notice that the blue counties seem to have more money and more college education, but they're usually from massachusetts or someshit and talk like yanks

>>76939254
this is a huge problem with democracy, the uneducated/uninformed are the majority

>>76939254
Maine is a Massivejewshit colony

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>>76939287
go away

get me a citizenship

>>76939344
it's not a perfect system mate

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>>76939495

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Got an interview at LA Fitness in ten minutes buds, wish me luck

>>76939568

I'll exchange you my sister for it

gonna heem the next runt that walks into my gym, LA is better than this

>>76939602
go get em anon

>>76939495
whats your height, weight, and eye color?

im making an ID fort you right now

someone tried to heem me in the gym.
Beat the shit out of him

>>76939602
U Gon rek it, three other candidates don't stand a fucking chance

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>>76939682

height: between 175cm - 180cm, been long since I've measured

weight: no idea but I'm not fat

eye color: [spoiler]brown[/spoiler]

>>76939287
Shouldn't You seek to educate and inform as much as possible then instead of doing the literal opposite

>>76939846
*chimps out*

>>76939815
what should I put under ethnicity?

>>76939846
most people are unwilling to be lectured by someone more knowedgable than them

>>76939887
white hispanic

>>76939887

simian

really enjoy the sight of my erect dick without pubes

communism is not allowed here

>>76940171
what happened to them?

>volunteering at another parade
ah yes
sobriety and recovery

>>76940299
shaved them off
gets annoying when they're too long because they get stuck in the foreskin and stuff

>>76939981
sorry whats your first name

>>76939981
and your date of birth

>>76940323
kinda feminine to be honest Hans

>>76940376
nonsensical post

>>76940334

João

>>76940345

02/13/2003

Some of you certainly have some rough edges but to be perfectly frank I think you're all kind people on the inside
I hope some day all of you find friends who love you and get out of this godforsaken place

>>76940398
Shall be telling the janny about this

>>76940426
i like this post(er)
hope it isn't a pasta

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>>76940454

thy shan't

I don't think that one guy is really going to print a citizenship
I also think that if he does it probably wont be legal

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>>76940398
ok just sign below your picture

>>76940626

excuse me why not

>>76940679
do brazilians like the USA

>>76940701
*tells you what that country thinks about despite the fact that i'm not from there*

trust me

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>tfw faster internet

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>>76940678

>califronia

I wanted one from New Hempshire 2bh

>>76940745
do you really think any other state will take you, you ungrateful underage monkey fucker?

>>76940724

woah Brazil is 75% monkey I never knew that

>>76940701

generally yes

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>>76940810

Hate the US tbqh buds

>>76940890
I'll always love you

Unsure about my loyalty to this country
Yeah I vote but... if push came to shove and I was faced with the prospect of dying for the US I would probably go home and take care of my family instead

Not like I like you Canada or anything

*runs away crying*

Can't work up the will to masturbate

Pacifism is my way of life. You may strike me and I shall do nothing.

listening to the entire harry potter series audiobook right now

just started chapter 1 of the first book

>>76940767

I really didn't want to live in one of those crowded blocks of tiny houses

>>76941000
Where do pacifist draw the line? What if they were in danger of being raped?

>>76940767
vermont would

>>76941000

Our military is what makes us the #1 superpower in all things though

*tells canada to apologize to america*

still looking for dinner ideas tbqphwu

>>76941068

kebab

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>>76941058
o-ok

s-sorry america-chan

>Went on vacation
>Gained 3 pounds
>Panicked
>Haven't eaten in 30 hours
I will NEVER be fat again. NEVER

>>76941120
fuck off coalburner, your sorry isnt worth shit

*thanks denmark for marriage counseling*

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how can thicc even compete?

>>76940426
I found friends and I still like hanging out here now and then it's p comfy

>>76941157

would be a 10/10 if she ate something

>>76941115
might actually get one for dinner tonight, but they've gotten so expensive. kinda not worth getting one anymore. 4,50€ for this shit.

but then i will still need an idea for tomorrow

i always cook two servings so i can take on to work the next for lunch
can't do that with kebab
and stores are closed here on sundays so will need to buy the ingredients today!!

>>76941136
are you a girl?

>>76941220

what do you know how to cook? lay down the options

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I just went to the grocery store, lads. Payed around $90 for it. How are prices where you live? Here it's kinda expensive.

>>76941157
I've watched this show before.
The host's accent got a lot less Russian and a lot more Ukrainian in recent years.

>>76941256
>10 items
>90$

...heh..

>>76941256
That seems like a lot for that much food desu.
Would probably cost less than half that here.

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>>76941256

>buying books from the supermarket

you're welcome
that'll be 10,000 dollars america.

>>76941157
that's an alien

>>76941256
>cucumber

fucking fag

>>76941291
>10 items
are you blind?

>>76941256
>Tfw live in the deep fuckoff North
>Jug of orange juice literally 30 dollars
Haha

>>76941358
Do NOT reply to it. Join the rest of us in filtering him.

>>76941256
wow a real scandinavian in cum

>>76941367
which territory? Yukon I presume?

>>76941256
I could easily get that much food for forty bucks, maybe less
Also,
>buying supermarket books

>>76941256
about the same for what you have in there

>>76941358
i was obviously exaggerating to make a point

it is VERY expensive!!

>>76941426
Where do you live?

>>76941375
Unlike you cockmongling faggot fucks, I don't have reddit flags, and I'm not going to filter all of fucking Germany just for one single poster.

Honestly reddit flags anger so fucking much that now I feel like giving him as many (You)s as I can just to piss you off.

>>76941460
nonsensical post

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>>76941460
heh

>>76941256
not much

>>76941460
He doesn't have redditflags and neither do I.

>>76941482

pic related is literally me

>>76941482
enjoy your (You), my friend

please continue posting as much as you possible can in /cum/

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Deutschland?

>>76941291
24 items, one of which is a book, about 16 usd alone, and then there is the strawberries, best ones you get in all of Norway and also a bit more pricy than normal.

>>76941304
What do you pay for milk there, 1 litre?

>>76941308
Why not?

>>76941349
What?
>>76941367
Haha, that sounds awful.
>>76941382
What do you mean real scandinavian?
>>76941440
Yes, it is expensive here.

>>76941542
we get lots of leaf proxying as scandanivan flags in cum

>>76941447
CT