/brit/

hankering for a wankering

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cute boys

>>76929741
That's a kot

>>76929722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEK28dr3m9U

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>>76929722
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAIM7BXCAn0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc

hate yanks
love the south
simple as really

post the fat chink singing dixie

>>76929787
ummmmmmmm racist much?

women are dogs

>>76929794
>>76929787
The south will rise again (referring to the cycles of my getting an erection throughout the day)

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there are a bunch trucks in my town with confederate flags on them for some reason
such is life in alberta

>>76929800
Is that your excuse for eating them?

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reckon i could do with a british bf

>>76929829
canadians are literally yanks

there's no point saying you're northern yanks or snow yanks or what have you because it's unnecessary

wish I was a yank

>>76929834
im late night /brit/ and you must be new because we didn't have fag interlopers for quite some time

>>76929829
used to see them all the time back home too living up north

>>76929838
canucks are strange polite but sometimes spastic yanks, and then there's the quebecois, who really deserve a firm slapping about

>>76929838
wrong
we hate yanks we're rebels

>>76929838
Pot, kettle

nigger

reddit.com/r/socialism/

come on in lads, the water's fine x

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>>76929844
Stop browsing /int/ after being banned for awhile for gayposting tbqh my lad

got drunk last night instead of eating dinner
diets's going well I guess

>>76929838
Canucks are Irish and Scot. Have ye not heard dem speak eh?

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reckon i could do with an aussie bf

the south is just the right wing version of canada
we will break free from yankee opression

This language sounds like people making up a language as they go along.

Amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCjLWzRUZik

>>76929881
reckon a quick and dirty genocide of the w*lsh wouldn't go amiss

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>>76929874
reckon the very same

>>76929874
just be a nice person and put on a trip
would be nice of you to do that.

brits are just protoaussies, yanks are western aussies, and canadians are snowaussies

#truthbomb

nearly went to shag a prossie but luckily I blacked out instead
wew close call

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>>76929904
no zealanders are just a state rite?

>>76929881
Brythonic son. Native Briton. Ancient shit

aussies are literally desert yanks
only the kiwis are pure

>>76929909
new zealand doesn't exist, it's a social construct and very open to interpretation

>>76929905
wish I could say i had close calls for all the time and money I spent going to asian massage parlors

got a few good ones though but overall return on investment was pretty low

>>76929910
Weird to hear a fricative sound coming from the old island languages

>>76929921
there's been many other occasions I've went through with it and like you said it's rarely ever worth it
need to stop doing it but seems like a good idea when I'm smashed

Love heinz. Wish i was a Cowboy so i could eat beans all the time and have sex with men

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NEED a rasheed bf

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toil ends in 30 minutes

>>76929962
Tell Carol I said hello

>Disabled MP forced to miss Commons debates because he has nowhere to sit
Ah yes, the so-called tories

suddenly interested in pre-christianity religion in the british isles

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>>76929949
bad reckon
reckon american bfs

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toil commences in 42 hours

>>76929996
being alive is toil
...
put that in your tailpipe and smoke it

using duckduckgo because google is a CIA honeypot but the search engine really is shit

>>76929989
you mean Islam?

>>76930014
not an argument

>>76930014
greetings black person

/silmarillion/

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Forgot pic lol!

>>76930047
Read it in highschool, it was pretty interesting. Might dust off my copy and peruse it's pages once more.

>>76929989
Tree worshippers in an almost inconcievably large European forest.
Spoopy neanderthals stealing human babies.

Need a mate

>>76930047
>>76930058

Can assess your sexual exploits from these posts alone

>>76930089
can't stand homosexuals

i learn't the game from william wesley you can never check me

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why is this news? the BBC is fucking awful these days

doing a browse of https://www.reddit.com/r/TotallyStraight/

>>76930089
we going for pints later mate?

>>76930108
reminder the beeb is publicly funded

are the fags also the leftypol posters

>>76930131
fucking embarrassment

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willies

>>76929989
read some books on prehistoric britain then, Julian Cope 's Modern Antiquarian and Megalithic European are good for monoliths and the like. After The Ice by Methen is a good un for an all round look at prehistory culture around the world and quite a comfy read too.

>>76930111

>Although this sub's for guys who identify as straight but get off to gay porn, every gender and sexual orientation is welcome. We also function as a sexual fluidity and spectrum-sexuality support group.

Doing a think

This one is called the siege of angband
but i dont remember this bit
thought angband was underground anyway
don't know what john howe was portraying here

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>>76930143
don't rate willies so you're wrong

>>76930149
great post

https://twitter.com/disspat/status/882287175592804354

mental how hard it is to find protein powder here
ironically easier to get steroids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc

love the 'ion

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>>76930143
no

>>76930183
dude just eat chicken lmao

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>>76930155
fuck how do i forget a pic twice

>>76930155
Good bit, Huan the hound defeating tonnes of shit, Morgoth included.
Bad bit, the star houndlad speaking.

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>>76930143
i am

>>76930197
that's what I do
its like $100+ for 2.5 kilos of shit Chinese protein powder but like under $5 for a big chicken

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>>76930192
want his thighs to smother me

mental that when you write a post some bloke in a desert on the other side of the planet will read it, and if you're lucky enough he might even reply

>>76930230
w e w l a d

>>76930233
you've got no proof for this bizarre theory

>>76930207
>Speaking for the third and last time, he wished Beren and Lúthien farewell, and died, with Beren's palm upon his head

ate 4200 calories today

#sorrynotsorry x

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>>76930192
shopped sorry luv xoxo

>>76930241
post a pic and confirm his theory, but get the press in first your end so you get the credit and the glory.

benders reproduce through abuse

>>76930259
This one is better

>>76930257
it's like 9am big boy

>>76930259
he's still alri tho

9/11 was a tragedy

>>76930207
>Morgoth included
Sauron

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>>76930272
Agreed
>>76930278
Agreed
>>76930266
Agreed

Legs are the best part of men.

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the tinder match

>>76930303
nice lad crush it

>>76930303
He looks nice

>>76930303
she's a 2/10

>>76930131
Not abroad, so they need clickbait as much as anyone else

>>76930303
Jackson is a surname, whats his Christian name?

>>76930303
is it me or is there something wrong with his face

>>76930323
did you just assume my bf is wh*te?

>in 2013 one of Unilads' founders was 'cut-out' from the business

Well, that explains why it went from actual lad banter, to the shite that's on there now.

>>76930343
bad post slated it for deletion

Honestly Brits, why the fuck doesn't your government let you own firearms? I'm speaking to the actual true white Brits.

>>76930340
I assumed Americans are idiots naming their children.

business idea: the /brit/ bible

>>76930357
people don't need handheld death machines x

>>76930357
They do, just not fully automatic weapons

started dieting, exercising and weighing myself every morning starting from Monday
appear to have dropped 5 pounds in 48 hours, am I dying?

>>76930362
Cutting you out lad sorry x

>>76930372
Drink more water, you're dehydrated.

Wife sent me out to get some handheld death machines, so I asked her whether she wanted Menthol!

>>76930361
then you'd be right x

>>76930361
but you can (???)

>>76930372
Water weight don't worry x

>>76930386
sorry lad you can't OD on two menthol tablets x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H02iwWCrXew

REMINDER: benders are NOT welcome here

>>76930389
Always say I suppose, not I guess.

lol i just gained 1.5kg from drinking two pints of water!
am i dying?

least i got chicken

>>76930401
Well fuck off then

>>76930357

Similar to Australia Australia, we had some twat shoot up a primary school in the 90s

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>benders are NOT welcome here

>>76930357
yanks really are baffling

>>76930385
>>76930391
I've always drank lots of water daily and if anything I've been drinking more this week but eating less

>>76930401
We support diversity in /brit/
Are you some kind of ist?

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>>76930425
don't click strawpoll links so just put me down for bisexual please thank you x

>>76930432
You're expelling it silly x your weight can change up to 10lb every day xox

>>76930432
Well then eat more you silly goose. We don't want you starving to death xx

not bent in the slightest and don't support benders but they've never really triggered me in /brit/ desu

C R U C I A L

P O L L


http://www.strawpoll.me/13383063
http://www.strawpoll.me/13383063
http://www.strawpoll.me/13383063

>>76930450
try out men la x

>>76930450
>her
fuck off hetero

>>76930443
mental
>>76930446
I'm a fat bastard, didn't think I'd ever let myself get like this

what age do you lads want to die at?

I'm thinking 30.

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>>76930427
Aussie rats absolutely sicken me.

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>>76930450
>her

>>76930443
>your weight can change up to 10lb every day

not under normal circumstances

1-3 lbs is the actual range discounting things like drinking gallons of water, doing a water cut, eating an absurd amount of food

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>scottish rugby

>>76930486
okay whatever you think hun x

>>76930480
orangemen are so fucking weird

>>76930480
Looks like a lollypop lady

>>76930473
20 (I'm 24 lol)

>>76930465
In which case lose weight then (not water weight)! Don't forget to do some lifting/ body weight exercising if you're on a serious calorie deficit, you want the fat to melt away, not all of your muscle, so working on it will help lessen the muscle loss xx

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>>76930497
could do with a rugby bf

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Why do Australians piss in their own mouths?

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>china

ah yes

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morning lads

ah yes.... saturday. that means there's no work

that's good. that's good

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>>76930497
>australian ruggers

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>>76930497
>aussie rugby

>>76930525
ah yes

Righto enoughs' enough benders out

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stupid Poo Peelanders

want to get a tattoo but I'm not sure what to get honestly
I feel like tattoos have become the domain of the nu-male now

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Hahaha, look at this filename lads, doesn't that make the context of the webbum so much funnier??? hahaha

>>76930538
yes yes ah yes

>>76930520
You know that's very obviously edited right

>>76930534
that lad on the right has a tiny head. are freaks allowed to play sports?

>>76930425
>not clicking homo as banter
state of your dreadful sample

wish I knew more about my ancestry

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want to go down and make a cup of tea but i have this huge stonking erection and i dont want my parents to see it

brits are unable to legally defend themselves from home invaders

>>76930564
>we didn't know what we were voting for!

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BORN
BORN
BORN TO BE ALIVE

>>76930560
>>/o/17495653

got it there but the entire thread is nightmare fuel

holy shit i hate niggers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlrqGakejd4

>>76930580
fuck one more implication arrow
>>>/o/17495653

>>76930573
Tuck the little guy under your waistband.

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tfw your street gets random wallabies, possums and parrots

>>76930574
untrue
but it all comes down to how you plead your case and if you can prove the amount of harm you dished out was justified

The reason why we consider white people's traits as beautiful is, that they are people who have succeeded in developing a scientific civilization which have dominated the current human world.

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ah-ah-ah! can't you see that this piping hot cup of joe hasn't yet touched my lips? I'm sure your conversation can wait until later

in fairness I have managed to navigate myself around this kerfuffle rather well

*blocks your bed*
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1499066184114.webm

>>76930612
Clever way of gayposting la x

Alri Dave

>>76930597
>cup of joe
FOY/ bit gay

>>76930620
might have to move to gif and such because /hmmmmm/ is still a giveaway x

>>76930621
sup Gary?

>>76930594
thanks

>>76930630
could do la x bit cheeky and devilish dunno if i approve x

are there any unironic non whites here?

>don't want to drink
>go for a few with the lads
>end up trying to chat up a married 40yr old teacher
>go to club on my own, dance for hours
>get patronised by qt in smoking area
>saunter home, get a mcdonalds and pass out

fucking bleak lads

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>>76930627
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip* hm? any questions or concerns can wait until I've finished

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>>76930554
thought about the flash and circle but that might be too on the nose
could always say I'm a big fan of Shazam or the Flash though

>>76930643
if you haven't jerked off yet you're a fag

>>76930644
cuppa char would have been more British flam

>>76930612
My peepee is hard

>>76930643
Did you at least tug it to the MILF teacher?

@656
still don't care

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>>76930666
is that so my good man? regardless of the brew, your thoughts and opinions can wait until after I've had time to enjoy it

*gets a headache from everyone posting at once*

>>76930691
*ejaculates in the brew while you're not looking*

>>76930691
i enjoy this 'mmick

>>76930663
>>76930671
n-no

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animals

>>76930715
Fag

No more Pratchet no more Lee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pMjkM2xmBI

coffee > tea

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>>76930707
*pours it out*
tsk tsk, you're only wasting your own time. Me? I can do this all day

wish we had more european houses here

>>76930715
so you just came back from all that and came straight here to tell us? pull your fucking pecker and go to bed asshole. You had a good night. You're going to make me ruin your night you phony prick

>>76930738
>he doesn't realise I ejaculated in that cup earlier on too

1800-1900 was the most interesting time period in human history

>>76930742
are you talking about buildings with multiple stories

absolute madman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOZkIH8Zsq0

>>76930749
I came home at 3am and passed out....woke up 30 mins ago and do not feel like wanking. Leave me alone yank.

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Lad I work for might want me to climb up trees without a rope to cut them down with a chainsaw piece by piece.

Shant be doing that for minimum wage

>>76930780
that sounds fucking brilliant

Business idea: Initial D with Chinese drivers

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>>76930776
>do not feel like wanking

Just do it, lad.

>>76930762
ye lol

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any yorkmen in?

>>76930767
he's the MAN

>>76930799
czeched. god tiddies are so hawt

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>>76930767
>top comment
sick of this planet

>>76930823
can tell you're white

*rolls eyes*

>>76930811
*doxs you*

I'll be having no more of this anti-semitism, ya hear?

*goes back to being a grubby bastard*

>>76930788

Would be if I had a harness, he's a funny guy but really throws caution to the wind. I'll try and get some pics later, doing it all weekend so I'll see if I survive

>>76930823
honestly don't mind racism against whites so long as it means I can be racist against non-whites without them crying about it

>>76930823
howling at your white fragility

>>76930834
*dodges van*

>>76930841
minorities can't be racist

>>76930851
Dang, how will they ever recover?

should i get a logitech g29 or thrustmaster t300

This thread is still going?

>>76930879
second one literally sounds like a motorized dildo so the first one

>>76930898
no

dear Yanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZzM4s0Hgs

>>76930807
what the fuck is happening in england

>>76930879
demand an answer from /g/
report results

>>76930902
lol
do you have experience with either

>>76930879
ask /v/

>>76930879
G29 nigga

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Cats on top of me

>>76930928
Your mums on top of me

honestly wouldn't mind skipping my 20s if it meant I could be comfortably wealthy at 30 with some kids so I could take them to Disneyland and shit

need some purpose in my life

HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS ON @ 10:20 ON ITV

Girl yesterday said I had the physique of a ballet dancer

What did she mean by this?

Texas reigns supreme on /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUsvRaRk9Fs

>>76930905
*goes back to /rug/*

>>76930913
nah i dont use racing wheels but if i did i'd never buy one called "thrustmaster"

>>76930945
meant to attach this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TVx9_HGWbs

>tfw earn 37k at 25 and feel like a failure

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he say u brade ranner

>>76930928
He's showing dominance, don't let him. Get on top of him to secure your place as alpha

>>76930949
EAT SLUGS ANON

>>76930906
Exploited were lefties mate. Punk means protest and non conformity. Resistance to order.
Being right leaning is hard.

>>76930972
frenchie words of wisdom: fuck your cat in the ass to keep them submissive

>>76930966
on a global scale, you are

https://youtu.be/nFJMiP86HFs?t=4m55s
what the fuck major is she? i hear "sournvgruzogilnh<on major", pls help

>>76930994
shame the OS is fucking shite

>>76930994
... wow ...

>>76930945

sounds dismal

>>76930987
environmental studies I think

>>76930799
More

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*tips ten gallon hat*

>>76930949
the Harry Potter films are like 2 hours 30 mins, that's a good 1 hour 45 mins of adverts

>>76930994
The graphical interface is bullshit, it's been wonky since launch and still isn't patched. I have to use the contact_lens add-on just to make it useable

>>76931027
thanks
fuck americans and their damn accent

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almost time to start the wanking session

mum's getting me to turn triply compressed whatsapp into photos again

>>76930906
Might like this Vietlad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es7BgsWq1_g

>>76931039

drove from New Orleans to Austin, then Austin to Balmorhea

>rugby twats are so autistic they pretend rugby league and rugby union aren't literally the same sport

>>76930906

Dear commie fuck,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ6FjUeQ5Zc

>>76931047
bet you thought you were clever typing that

runt

browsing /r/incels

>>76931086
I stole it from facebook, my eyesight is actually fine

Mad that the lions has 3 brothers on their team

as in, 3 lads from the same family

>walks up to giant steel door with a little sliding panel at the top
*bam bam bam*
>wait
*panel opens*
>"wozza password?"
>"willy bum will bum, bum bum poo"
>"alri come in"
*panel slams shut and door creakes open*

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>>76930979
hard to draw that line though, I've always considered Punk fairly apolitical, but in the 70s-80s the consensus was conservative
punk is very masculine and hard so I enjoy it regardless
I have no issue with politics if they present it well, if the left was still like this it would be more admirable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF2h9IizqpE

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>>76931109
using this exact scene in my latest novella

>>76931114
>285

Unironically hope lord janny kills you and your entire family

>>76931052
antifa mothers and fathers in that concert crowd. Was a good thing once for an era. Not now

>>76931114
>30 posts early
>poltard edition
shan't
off yourself

>cutting down trees during nesting season.

trying to imagine being such a cunt.

>>76931113
You need to understand Britain was shit in the 70s and 80s. It was always left because Thatcher was far right and she destroyed shit.

>>76931188
I understand that
but when you listen to their lyrics it becomes a bit more ambiguous
anti-authority definitely but otherwise its more anti-social than communal in any way