You wake up on the moon...

No i dont, you fat burgerman.

>>76928726
I can tell you what cunt landed on the Moon and it sure wasn't Finland.

>>76928787
>Getting immediately asshurt
And oh boy does your fat burger ass accomodate a lot of asshurt.

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mfw

>>76928787
Lmao are all americans 13 years old kid to be this easily triggered?

I would feel somewhat proud, because I am the first man on the moon.

>>76928850
No just faggots like him.

>>76928857
What if you woke up on Mars?

>>76928872
Would try to grow some potatos.

>>76928872
It would be extremely painful.

>>76928872
I'd go to the child sex colony Alex Jones talked about :^)

>>76928896
And what exactly would you do there?

(dead)

>>76928937
Nothing illegal....I'm on Mars!

>>76928996
Im calling the martian cops on you, prepare to get party UFO'ed

>>76929067
Kek

What if you found this?

https://youtu.be/akcuRgLdgjc?t=21s

tHIS THREAD IS FUCKING GAY AND YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS FOR PARTAKING IN IT

Time to moon dance! Shamone!

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>>76928714
I die due to the lack of oxigen...I guess?

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Kill bunnies

>Wake up on the moon
>go for a walk

>>76929790
>accidentally fall into crater
You're fucked

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>>76928714
Make my own Lunar empire

>>76928714

Depends on which side... If on the side exposed to sun, i would be burned in 150°C heat, if on the opposite side, i would be frozen to death in the 150°C cold