/cum/ Cambodia Uganda Macedonia

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I hereby summon footkraut

/cum/

>>76928337
fuck off nazi

hungry

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>>76928337
Guess all the cute animeposters went to sleep.

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me on the right

got a pair of birks today

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>>76928337
>>76928350

Why does the US government still allow the Church of Scientology to exist and why was it never under genuine investigation?

>>76928337
>Having a cat

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>ywn live in LA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-e7C6fO0X4

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Girls

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i am thankful girls exist

>>76928364
Pyramid schemes are an ancient tradition of the US government

>>76928368
feels good, bud

>>76928368

thank god

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>>76928381

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wtf portland is really expensive
gonna need a roommate

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>>76928375

Just the cute ones. Fat ones can cease to exist.

I'm out of weed and alcohol
How am I going to get through the night

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Why the hell did this post get so many replies?

Why is /brit/ so nasty?

>>76928375
This but I also wish they existed on my PP

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ill do it

>>76928402
Brit has more posters than /cum/

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>browsing /brit/

>>76928337
>Wears a stupid t-shirt and short shorts
>doesn't invest in a replica feldbluse or stahlhelm
am I supposed to take these people seriously? I bet they don't even know about the different ww2 tank models

>>76928368

downtown l.a. is super shitty

>>76928368
It's nice walking around downtown. You meet all sorts of people and there's a bunch of stuff to see and buy

>>76928398
Antihistamines and melatonin

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Pepe is obsolete.

>>76928364
it was under investigation, but CoS members started breaking into IRS buildings, stealing documents and burning them.
CoS effectively harassed civil servants until they got status as a church.
the gov't-as big and scary as it is- is still made up of weak and vulnerable people

Fuck having autism. It's the worst thing to happen in my already shitty life. It's not fucking fair. I just to connect with someone emotionally and it'll never happen because I can't connect with people. That's all I ever wanted

it's just not fair, everyday i think about what i did to deserve this

Not one kraut post, what a shitty thread

>>76928432
>a fucking leaf

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>>76928393
oh if only I was done with studies we could be roomies and have sleepovers every night

instead we will meet as weary, mid-20s men.
hey at least make some $$ so we can be neighbors in our SE bungalows

I'm a real man

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>>76928424

>>76928417
There's a cat on the OP, I'm drawn to it like moths to the light

I want to go back to portland

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Shitty thread?

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DONT TEST ME

>>76928441
Yes

>>76928424
respectfully disagree
>>762928439
disrespectably disagree

>>76928432
Get over yourself

I wish I were a girl, so I could be the first female president... and also get gang banged by black men.

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Bald and silvery?

>>76928439
*deletes post*

>>76928470
If you were in my position you would understand

>>76928432
get over yourself, bud.
you're idolizing a phantom.
just be greatful for what you have and make actual efforts to improve on it.
don't set ethereal goals like "i want to relate to people how i believe other people relate to each other in my imagination"
start with "make a new friend" or something easy like that.

>>76928443
Hopefully I can find some okay paying job in Eugene before it's too late. The rented out house with three other roommates is less than $400/mo

>>76928485
I'm also autistic so...

Human civilization peaked in the 1960s and 70s.

Ant civilization will continue to innovate and thrive for thousands of years.

We are truly a pathetic species.

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i need a friend

>>76928491
fucking transplants reee
I'm a fucking transplant
Fucking me fuck you me fucker
just go to boise or pittsburgh you fucker (me not you)
fuck

any potential offers come in?

>>76928499
are you manic?
your shitposts are all over the place in style and content

>>76928483
I <3 Grems

>>76928496
Then how do you deal with it?

>>76928486
I'm trying believe me, I go to school and I try to make new friends everyday. they hang out with me for a while and then just stop talking to me. I don't change how I act or anything. It just seems like I can't connect with anyone and it makes me very lonely

>>76928519
I haven't met a cumster that doesn't

>tfw im actually maniac

not really

>>76928499
dude h3h3 is making videos NOW
we got to see anton yelchin act
this is the best era. people dressed like morans back then

Thoughts on the Alien franchise?

>>76928456
what do they have that you dont have?

>>76928539

never seen it

>>76928515
why am I laughing so har?

this is a really funny post

>>76928456
>e
same (NEVER BEEN

>>76928539
Prometheus and the newest one were both trash

>>76928531
Hello there

Never listened to any of her music

Don't know what's the appeal

>>76928527
>Then how do you deal with it?
I don't care about having friends anymore

>>76928513
I had an interview in Portland this week and they're gonna call me Monday. It might actually be fun to live there for bit, but I won't know anyone and even though I'll make more I'm not sure that I'll be able to save more.
Most engineering positions aren't long term though, better offers come up and I could probably relocate to Eugene in the future.

>>76928545

its a lot bigger than where I live

and its comfy

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tfw life is slowly coming togeather

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>>76928509
got the only friend you'll ever need right here, bud

>>76928527
try joining clubs with people who share your hobby.
if you don't have a hobby, get one.

>>76928548
i'll take that as a "yes"

>>76928564

like all pop, just a bunch of horny teenagers fans who can't control their hormones. Music quality has nothing to do with pop music as usual.

>>76928565
understandable. But how are you okay with that? You've just given up? how are you content with being lonely? I don't get it man

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>This triggers humanlets
FACT: Ants are stronger than you.

>>76928564
Listen to her then, it's obligatory for all /cum/sters

>>76928590
*squish*

>>76928590
man, that was not a very good movie

>>76928590
also 99% sexless females

why dont autists befriend other autists

also stop talkingabout your autism and how your life suck

is making me sad

>>76928582
>all this projection

>>76928368
this is my part of LA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9z3ONBn1og

>>76928574
make sure to constantly bring up that you're a native. in fact I recommend just calling yourself "Native".
Tell me how it is tho srsly. Good luck

>>76928606
>the adult Jewish version of Bug's Life
Wasn't that bad tbqh

Notice how the mexican posters never speak to each other?

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>>76928590
let me get a closer look
*pulls out magnify glass in daylight*

>>76928631
i wouldn't want to speak to them either

I honestly think this ant meme is the funny thing I've ever posted. I literally can't stop laughing, and I'm getting incredibly light headed.

>>76928590
>be master race in homogenous society of sculpted warriors
>facist mindset in defense of the colony
>gets shit-stomped vs. roli-polis
and pol thinks they know best?

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>>76928641

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Notice how the three leaders are sitting.

Stalin's hands are clasped like a little girl and one of his legs is under his chair.

Churchill is a dishevelled old man slouching in his seat.

FDR is clearly the alpha male in this image. He sits in the centre, manspreading and beaming with confidence.

This is the moment America became #1.

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>>76928631
I try to but they usually never reply back

>>76928631
If a mexiposter talks with other mexiposter, there is a risk that at some point it will develop in a series of threads full of mexican shitposting

>>76928664
reminder that stalin was a manlet. literally my height

>>76928628
What do u want to know about?

>>76928664
>when you get out macho'd by a literal dying cripple
how can the soviets ever recover?
oh. oops

>>76928611
>also stop talkingabout your autism and how your life suck
but that's my favorite thing to talk about

>>76928689

>>76928628
MEANT FOR>>76928569

FRICK FRICK FRICK

>>76928679
[JAJAJAJAJAing loudly]
Probably for the best then

My fail safe is an organic grocery store

If a bunch of tall women were beating me, your manlet comrade, up, would you intervene?

>>76928705
The cashiers at the Whole Foods in the Pearl District are pretty good. They put more effort into their jobs than most grocery slaves. You're going to be facing tough competition.

>>76928716

id probably laugh real hard

>>76928716
define tall
and yes, if we were actually friends

>>76928716
Yes, I would create a diversion by telling them to stomp on by balls with high heels.

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>spend years taking history classes
>all for a degree thats only useful for teaching more history classes

>>76928740
thanks baka
thanks

>>76928744
like 5'6" or taller

>>76928746
thanks lo. I couldn't handle that but I would definitely try to encourage me to keep me in a headlock in their arms

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>>76928716
I'd join them, manlet scum.

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WABBALOOBEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>76928752

Dude what were you expecting

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>>76928752
>history professors exist only to pass on their curse
kek

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>be in a degree learning how to make tunnels
>make tunnels

:-DDDD

>>76928752
you can write and sell history books, or just write and sell other books.
you can become an internet personality talking about what you know.

>>76928772
>5'6 or taller
lmao. not even the shortest dude i know 2bh

Is the Stranger Thing series worth watching?

>>76928752
y tho

>>76928772
encourage them, not me
my post quality has plummeted into the hadal zone

>>76928774
who are you. are you canadian white man?

>>76928788
pshhh and I am way shorter than that. how did dixie lose to manlet nation?

At least you didn't study wires

>>76928798
it's ok
not as great as people make it up to be

>>76928806
>dixie
>manlet
Appalachia boys are huge. what are you talking about?

Meatloaks is really good desu

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>>76928816

MOTHERBOARD COMPONENTS

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cara still looks cute in this pic

katy perry looks super fucking ugly

difference between average woman and an actual beauty

>>76928819
i mean we northern brothers
we are the manlets.

>>76928819
>>76928806
oh woops. i misread.
i dont' want to talk about it
.____.

>>76928816
What is studying wires?

>>76928818
Good, I'll give it a try

It's only 8 episodes I think

Asking because this song is pretty rad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCfpTK0IB-w

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was goinng to mak sad but but i remembered im in a good mood

i love you guys so much

>>76928752
do you want to be a teacher?

Anyone watched The Neon Demon?

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Pic related is of General Lee of the Confederate Army getting swarmed and his kneecaps knocked out by manlet Irishmen.

everything i kno about florida i learn it through movies

specially scarface

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Facts about The Californian Poster:
He has a lisp.
He bares a striking resemblance to this image.
He has freakish proportions.
He smokes cigarettes.
He studies wires.

>>76928860
Yes, worth a watch.

>>76928876
I always knew california was white

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>>76928858

Im not entirely against it but Im terrified I wont be good at it

>>76928860

yes

Lane county is a liar and spends his days working on screenplays on his Imac in Pete's Coffee

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>>76928851
I love you too anon.

>>76928891
dude teaching kids is easy. if you are confident, calm, and fair, kids will adore you and want to be in your class because all the other teachers are women

that advice is only for elementary school. in middle school they become possessed by satan and lose all morality

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UUuUHHHHhhhHH HELmwPP MWWEEEEEE

>>76928904
>>76928876
get a room you two

Applegate, California is a beautiful unincorporated community.

>>76928940

it is but the library's too small

>>76928923
why would kids want to be in his class just because it's a male teacher?

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I'm already full but I still have half a burger to finish.

>>76928946
Yeah, I hear ya brutha

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me on the left

>>76928956
it's not just that, you stand out more and can be pretty popular with your male demeanor.

i sound like an idiot trying to explain this.
nvm

>>76928891
couldnt pay me enough to teach in public schools, unless the kids are 90% white like in montana,, but then you would be living in montana...

>>76928956

men are way cooler than women

Can we bully canada? I would like to see some top tier canada bullying, like, right now.

>>76928976

Montana looks comfy as fuck

I bet Id get bored fast though

>>76928979
no

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>>76928986
Fuck off with your weird ass language.

>>76928986
um you can leave
go defend your nation spaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4mIn3swD0

>>76928974
mm okay
>>76928979
for faggots like you maybe

Neuzdrīksties saukt eiropiešu valodas par dīvainam, tu netīrā kanādiešu lapa

I would actually knock out any Canadian I meet.

You people never stop talking about Canada when you come here. Who the fuck do you even think you are? It's not like Canada is some exotic country with an entirely different culture, you idiots are just americans with hockey and tim hortons.

I just want you to know that everyone hates you.

My plan was to watch some kind of chapter related movie every friday

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>>76929004
Says a fucking chinese lol

Communism is underrated.

yes im a fag

but im not a man

>>76929015
only english japanese and german allowed in this general

>>76929028
Frig off Sam Lake, I'm the only azn here

Nāvi komunismu cūkām

Nāvi tiem, kas apvaino latviešu valodu

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>>76928906
did someone not get to eat ハンバーガー today and is a tinnie winnie bit upset?

>>76928982
That's a fluff boy!!

>>76929032
*grabs you by the inside of your pussy*
*turns you inside out*
You asked for it.

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>>76929047
meant for >>76929016

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>>76929028
Chinese is a beautiful tonal language while your language sounds like some retarded swede bit his tongue.

>>76929060
moronic post

>>76929060

t. Chang Wu

>>76929060
>Zing ping pong ding
Yes very beautiful

>>76929047
>>76929059
No, I just bullied because of >>76928986

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>>76929065
>>76929073
Truly.

we should really add a password to /cum/ to keep the riff raff out

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>Be american
>Drop a fat man on a city
>City completely obliterated

Jesus christ i knew burgers were fat but being THAT fat.

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>>76929128

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good night

>>76929125
Not a password but a way to make it so that only /cum/ flags can post on it, and then a way for us to allow flags of our choosing, by majority of vote, to post here.

That'd be nice.

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>want to bully
>only thing they can muster was "hurr ur a chink"
>while being the descendants of Hun rape-bastard
What did they mean by this?

>>76929154
nighty night sweetie

>going to bed before RNH

>>76929192
What i meant was that your are a dirty chink.

>>76929193
*makes sure everyone is watching*
*smooches you heterosexually*
night

>germ*nics were a mistake

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>>76929208

>>76929173
Sudacas and Euros should be banned

>implying feudalism was a perfect system

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All memes aside, Merkel is the saviour of western civilization and the leader of the free world.

>>76929258
you know they love each other

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RAM is so expensive right now

>>76929258
Thanks Ahmed.

Need to fap

>>76929280

we have almost the exact same videocard and GPU

>>76929299
280X?

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>>76929288
here you go

Tēvzemei un Brīvībai

>>76929315

and a 6 core instead of an 8core

gonna swap it for an i5

Kas vēl dzīvi, lai kopā turamies

>>76929258
Muther Merkel

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>>76929392
GOOD post.

>>76929432

me on the right

>>76929280
How did you do this? How to get screenfetch for windows?

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>>76929392
Imagine if BC took back Oregon.

>>76929452
https://github.com/JulianChow94/Windows-screenFetch
It's just a powershell script

buds

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>>76929459
>Imagine if Oregon took back BC
ftfy

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>you don't live in the timeline where Oregon is its own British Colony
kms myself

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The glorious Empire of Clackamas.

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>being a loyalist

>>76929519
iktf

I'm a loyalist. I consider myself a citizen of the United Kingdom and a subject of Her Majesty the Queen.

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my back hurts really bad

exercising was a mistake

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>ywn be a pioneer

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When will the y*nk imperialists let my people go?

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im so fucking bored

and is like 3 hours left till i can fall asleep

fuck this shit

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>Jefferson

>>76929619
hahahahhah

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The CIA orchestrated Pearl Harbor to prevent the creation of The State of Jefferson
>In November, the elected representatives of the State of Jefferson declared independence on the steps of the Siskiyou County Courthouse. National newsreel cameras recorded the event, which received front-page coverage in newspapers across the country. San Francisco Chronicle reporter Stanton Delaplane earned a Pulitzer Prize for his series of feature articles on the State of Jefferson. The Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, ended the episode, and the former Jeffersonians publicly pledged their loyalty to the war effort on December 8.

>>76928368
>wanting to live in LA
I spend a couple nights every year there. There isn't anywhere in downtown LA that doesn't smell like hobo piss.

What is a man?

>>76929663

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcAmwCnAChk

My room smells salty and of semen

I want Madagascar to become a superpower

gnight, nerds

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>>76929470
Had to do a bunch of shit to make it work, lol

Thanks, bud

>>76929839
is your desktop named amanda?

>>76929865
It's a laptop, and yes.

I name all my computers Amanda, been doing that since my very first build.


Thanks again for the script.

Fromage aux épinards

>>76929906
No problem
If you haven't already you should be able to call Set-ExecutionPolicy Unrestricted as an admin and have that persist later

>>76929656
Jefferson is absolute shit desu

>all these wangblows users ITT
I prefer GNU/Linux, the thinking man's operating system.

>>76929928
Think I did that already

>>76929963
I have a virtual machine for that, running Ubuntu 14.04 LTS

LotR is overrated

I got this

one evening in my condo on my laptop just a-stewin'!
reading The Blaze in a klonopin haze, a youtube vid a-viewin'!
there were nazi frogs and racist blogs - oh, how my heart was dropping
'cos I don't mind muslim migrants if it aint my head they're choppin'

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>>76928356
Sleep is for the weak!

I'm afraid of Tornados

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>>76929114

My ideas will change the world

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dropped

>>76930153
My ieas are already changing the world

>>76930175
how long have you been talking to her

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>>76930055
Let's stay up all night anon.
>>76930097
Thank you comrade.

0(Zero) tornado deaths in Phoenix in recorded history
Plenty of heatstrokes though lol

>>76930194
I just got back to my computer, haven't been talking this whole time.

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>>76930177
that means the the world your ideas will create will be changed by my ideas

>>76930228
Yes which were ideas I instilled in your consciousness.
So in the end they will be my ideas.

>>76930253
You forgot the Supreme court nomination

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After all these years... I've finally done it...

>>76930306
Pure watermelonium.

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>>76930306
>>76930324

>>76930153
In what way?

>>76930276
Gorsuch is really McConnell's win. He's the one who prevent Merrick Garland from even getting a hearing. All Trump had to do is nominate literally any conservative.

my butthole no longer hurts

>>76930306
Classic

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>>76930370
Good. That means I can keep going.

>>76930360
>All Trump had to do is nominate literally any conservative.
Looks like he might be doing that several more times :^)

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I like women's underwear

>>76930360
>All Trump had to do is nominate literally any conservative
Or he could have nominated Hardiman and McConnell still would have pushed it through. But he didn't and you're still asshurt that you didn't get another Roberts

damn, this song is catchy af:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlrqGakejd4

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ok everyone it's time for bed

Had the same dream about being late to work again
I never actually get to work in it, I just spend a lot of time trying to get ready and by the time I'm finally prepated to leave it's half an hour past the start of my shift and then the dream abrutly ends

>>76930496
That's Trump's loss. He should have just nominated whoever he wanted, it's not like nominating another Roberts or Kennedy would make him more popular.

>>76930568
I had a dream that I was in a bookstore with my mother. I went into a separate aisle from my mother, where I saw a beautiful, busty young woman kneeling on the floor. This young woman and I ended up fucking on the floor like animals, but before I could cum in her, my mother began walking to our aisle. I pulled out quickly, opened a book, and came inside of it. As my mother was turning the corner, I shut the book and quickly stuffed it on a shelf. I assume my mother saw me putting away the book because she took it from the shelf and ended up buying it. The fear of my mother opening a book filled with my cum shot through me, and I woke up.

btw my pants were soak with jizz when I woke up

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>>76930697

i had a dream mura musa was my qt bf and i was best friends with ariana grande

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>>76930542
I-i don't want to sleep!

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Stopped in Virginia for a tinkle and gas.

>>76930697
Straight into the folder

>>76928337
it is well known that cats are racist desu.

>>76930831
>$5 for a pack of cigarettes

lol smokers jokers

>>76930697
You on the right

are u a pureboi?

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>>76930859
Why do you have this on your computer? lmao

>>76930880
It's in a folder called shitpost comics :^)

I've really been on top of my shitposting game today.

>>76930929
I absolutely despise c*nadians

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Quite rude

I feel particularly evil right now

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Delete your post I dont want a disgusting canuck post touching mine

Was mass effect andomeda any good?

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wanna buy a sack of meat and just eat it.

no homo

>>76930992
Good thing you live in Mexico

this disgusting canadian keeps posting next to me

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>>76931045

>>76931059
I'm not a narco. Soy un pan de dios.

>>76931059
If he was living in canada the thought police would have been at his door

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>>76931070
ayyy

>>76931078
Then go kill narcos vigilante style and inspire a neo-western based on your life story

Do NOT let any fucking European make the new thread

Preemptive NEW

>>76931225
>>76931225
>>76931225

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>>76931177
Make one yourself then

crashing this thread

Really makes you think https://twitter.com/keitholbermann/status/883382824707006467

>>76931276
Congratulations on your new territory

>>76931276
scratching my head to this one

Mr gorbachev tear down this thread

FUCK

EUROPE

306

FUCK

GERMANY

no more

310

poo