/brit/

big kot

hate cats

americans are a deceitful and untrustworthy people
fake smiles and fake handshakes

Komfy Kot

>>76927838
Ummmm....

That's your "good night lads" kot

>>76927858
he's so fucking handsome

Stop posting doctored pictures of me or I'll be calling my lawyers

Are you up early or awake late?

goodnight faggots

>>76927838
>stop drinking coffee
>go to take a shit
>it literally felt like i was shitting concrete

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just looking x

>>76927870
Awake waiting for the ruggers

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No walls

No barriers

>>76927884
>gray
How old is Cat?

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>>76927870
awake late

>>76927856
and fake news as well?

>>76927886
Lots of burly men getting down and dirty

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what does it even feel like to be british?

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>>76927900
>>76927886

>>76927884
Marksies salad?
Toss it out it's empty you unkempt heathen

>>76927909
grim

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just lovely

>>76927899
i dunno lol

>>76927909
have you ever had a pebble in your shoe but kept walking regardless?

good morning lads

https://youtu.be/_kgxHjQlaPk

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>76927923
love your cat lad x

I like my coffee how I like my women...

>>76927924
Yes. It's the worst feeling in the world but I keep a straight face.

>>76927923
Nice sharia ninja knee

think i would be great in the civil service but can't be fuffed
will just coast until i kill myself in a few years instead i reckon

>>76927940
there you have it

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>Every launch into the skies is another step forward toward a future where our differences seem small against the vast expanse of our common humanity. Sometimes you have to view things from a distance in order to see the real truth. It is America’s destiny to be at the forefront of humanity’s eternal quest for knowledge and to be the leader amongst nations on our adventure into the great unknown. And, I could say the great and very beautiful unknown. Nothing more beautiful.

What did he mean by this?

i am writing this post from australia

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>>76927904
Cant decide if it's better than the twink lads running around getting sweaty and taking their shirts off

>>76927936
covered in cream

>>76927936
About 98 degrees fahrenheit

>>76927924
kek

>>76927936
up the arse

>>76927936
black and bitter

>>76927936
don't drink coffee

>>76927936
BLACK AND FULL BODIED

>>76927978
Dianne pls

>>76927936
foreign and shipped in crates

>>76927936
cheap and black

>>76927955
was reading about Australia earlier

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>>76927985

>>76927936
Cold

>>76927936
full of booze

>>76927955
pics of the parchment you scrawled it on or we'll never receive it

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found the australian crown my grandfather gave me in 1996 lads, true son of the empire that man was

>>76927955
Whenever I read a post by an Australian poster Men at Work always plays in my head

>>76928004
Nice

>>76927955
Australia is like a thousand miles away.
Your post would take several days.
Nice try

>>76927936
sexy biug boob

alri lads which hotel in vegas?

>>76928008
kind of charming desu

>>76928008
impressive son

>>76928020
once took a schooner around the cape of good hope to make a /brit/ post, entire journey was nearly 8 months

hate native brits

>>76928048
>>76928054
yodelling

>>76928027
borgata

>>76928008
what's a crown

>>76928027
>>76928069
What this lad said
It's top gamble and lovely poker room

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thoughts?

>>76927923
Nice leg

i put a tooth brush up my bum hole the other day not the brush bit though i am also not gay

>>76928027
None Vegas is shit

>>76928098
Would love to stick my cock up there

>>76928054
haha you would tho

>>76928098
Thought you had a cavity in your anal cavity?

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https://streamable.com/2i29a

Trump's Poland speech.

>What we've inherited from our ancestors has never existed to this extent before. And if we fail to preserve it, it will never, ever exist again. So we cannot fail.

>>76928027
Vault 21

*Injects you with autism*

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>>76928098
nothing wrong with a little cheeky top secret prostate stimulation my man

Why is it that useless AIDS receptacles that we commonly call fags or gays.. why is it that they feel the need to flail about and make their gayness the whole of their lives?

Agree with Norm MacDonald, they're the most decadent and promiscuous people on the planet, therefore, not too bright, destructive, a disease vector, and probably should be taken care of for good.

>>76928129
senile old mong

Oh for fucks sake I forgot to sleep again hahahaha what am I like x

>>76928154
Rasheed, you will not win

one way to keep one yank out is just talk about faggotry forever

im out for the night

>>76928154
>Advocating Western values is senile
Literally what

>>76928145
goyback mountain

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love lads simple as
murphy from the 100 x

>>76928180
baffling post

>>76928199
Disgusting twat why do we need to know

>>76928191
he meant, as you know, the bizarre use of language that seems to point to someone struggling to vocalise correctly the narrative in their head.

lol, a "mostly peaceful protest" and 100% silly
https://youtu.be/3QDt0xXQKCo?t=8m54s

Straya presence was weak tonight.
Did they make their own chon?
Unironically miss them

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imagine a fatty orange burger reality tv show star delivering speeches about 'western values'

>>76928213
In /rug/ atm

>>76928224
Ah fuck ofc

>>76928228
Come join us :3

Im the nerd asking a bunch of questions

had a meal and a few drinks at 'spoons last night and haven't been to sleep yet

>>76928208
https://twitter.com/dimsmirnov175/status/883370772865134593

>>76928207
Hey, white man, you're literally a dying species. Let that sink in. Like the Dodo bird. Hundreds of millions of you are planned to die in the following century. Your population is not going to recover.

Africans and other migrants will take over your country. Do you understand it yet?

If singles I go to sleep

>>76928129
He says shite like that but then goes fills his cabinet with Goldman Sachs and bombs Syria

>>76928253
if dubs i get to cuddle you

>>76928253
night lad,
hope you're not the gay one or else fuck you don't sleep

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>>76928174

>>76928253
well played mate
have a good sleep

>>76928222
I don't have to imagine because it's happening and your asshole is sore over it

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me in 3/4 of the pictures

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>>76928264

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me as nienor niniel

>>76928286
she's got the "old young person" look down pat

drinking water from the bathroom

>>76928235
there already my beautiful American compadre

but drank 0.5L sparkling before
need a semi-sparkling water
too fizzy the usual ones
too plain the still ones

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It actually happened lads. It was an honour serving with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlATQlBDfTU

>>76928385
honestly impressed

>>76928385
good work m8

Ahhh!! Friday night! Pissed as fuck.

Gonna see a prozzie lads, need my willy diddled. Remember, a prozzie never judges your willy because she doesn't care, she just wants money.

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Night lads.

>>76928385
Congrats !

>>76928385
Australias insignia is absurd

>>76928385
FONT

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>>76928385
>working for the public sector

>>76928410
imagine this fucking sentence escaping the lips of a yank in their gimpy little melt accent

cannot fathom anything more laughably embarrassing than having these airwaves tickle my eardrums

so desperate to fit in with the brit boys and feel like one of the gang, yet deep down they know they never will

>>76928436
>american underage neet kekistani

grim

>>76928385
no clue what this is, but well done

Might do a cheeky "go to work"

>>76928445
What?

>>76928357
Wee wee

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>>76928465
Been doing that for 15 years don't think any boss I've had caught on to the cheekiness of it though.

>>76928385
Haha Emu

Congrats nigga

anyone else slightly worried about the existence of australian diplomats posting on /brit/ and the implications

>>76928495
she'll be right mate

>>76928495
nah

>>76928385
Send AIDS to China pls

>>76928495
I'm more worried about the increasing female presence desu, bit creepy

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toil calleth

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>>76928512
>Females on /brit/

>>76928475
oui

>>76928497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0McOw5PlRkx

>>76928533
Better than anime nonces anyway

>>76928541
like this yank

*Abducts you and gives your bum a wee probing*
*Leaves you at an Aldi car park without any clothes*

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>>76928547
What if..

anime posting females?

>>76928547
t. bumshattered roastie

got my good shirt on
ready to party rock in the house tonight lads

>>76928563
Then they're 100% fat messes with dyed hair and mental issues

what do diplomatic passports even do? do you get free flights and stuff? bit jealous desu

>>76928576
Am not

>>76928581
think there's a separate line at airports for important people and the government would pay for travel anyway

>>76928589
Jog on leaf

#LacaNewSigning

Daniel's being a prick on /rug/ but I can't shittalk him thanks to my ban
life is suffering

*votes Sinn Fein*

going to wank myself silly while the gfs at work lads

>>76928627
Why? Just wait till she's home and ride the life out of her? Why even have a gf if you're not going to reap the benefits?

love yanks

Work wife is on holidays lads, kinda miss her

>>76928623
Which one is Daniel? I'll post your response

bought a ukrainian gf on ebay

>>76928655
Got some Yank cousins

Don't love them desu

>>76928627
know then that women can smell cum.
be careful with this plan

>>76928581
largely protect you from arrest or detention unless your own govt allows. not always the case in practice though.

>>76928662
the guy posting pictures of his dinner
say Ivana's a 3/10 and the Dark Third will never make it

cash me ousside

>>76928677
I see him, he didn't even post pics of his food, could be McDs for all I know

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grim

>>76928693
nah he's at some wanky Auckland restaurant

>>76928681
That girl is a millionaire

*knocks it right out of the park*
*makes it to homeplate*

>>76928704
>A house in the UK is less than half the size of any other English speaking country

That's what they get for being too pussy to explore the world.

>>76928644
she's on her period mate, and I usually find wanks more enjoyable since they last much longer

>>76928704
Wooden McMansions and bungalows are the norm in Australia though.

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>>76928704
big houses for big countries

>>76928710
good

she should be

>>76928728
>not shagging your gf on her period
Virgin

>>76928729
we don't build our mcmansions out of wood you brit impostor

Lions all over the place. wp bros

>>76928738
Yes we fucking do

>>76928732
'stein

*spear tackles you*

might get a haircut today

ah yes, stepped in some dog poo

what's this? it was just a yank...

>>76928738
>his country is too hot for wood buildings

>earl grey sorbet
kill your self Daniel

being rich is a good thing

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>>76928763
nay

>>76928795
the people who design subdivisions should be publicly shot

>>76928784
>frozen yogurt coffee
Neck yourself Joseph.

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>>76928795
Where's the trees? How can you live like that?

Got yo back Gerald

redpill me on robert mugabe

need a YOUNG gf

>>76928831
'e

>>76928826
He genocided the whites out of Africa at his master, Nelson Mandela's, whim.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaybroscirclejerk/
doin' a read

>>76928826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCbqVkjIZA8

all you need

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3p-F2x7rY

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rate my gf's arse

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>traditional kiwi cuisine

>>76928884
Don't post this I don't want to wank thanks x

>>76928884
4/10

>>76928903
please have a wank to my gf x

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I should improve my french
would make my grandfather happy

love rammstein
not a nazi though no matter what anyone says, I've got nothing to hide

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>>76928922
If you are in the pacific Northwest I will let you watch as I fuck her.

>>76928959
rammstein is an anti racist band

is vietmong the very smart canadian ?

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The so called gf

I consider myself a citizen of the Soviet Union. The revolution never dies, brothers

>>76928966
if you're not black i'm not interested

thanks for the offer though x

>>76928922
Why x

heteros are really bizarre
saying 'have a wank to my gf'
'i will let you watch'
really weird, not in a good way

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>>76928959
>not listening to Nazi rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt-nisWaPzU

>>76929026
might be on a watchlist now thanks but no thanks sweaty

>>76929013
cause she has a great arse x

>>76929024
*Wanks on you*

>>76929026
Thought you were a liberal Vietlad

>>76929056
don't get this gimmick, is that one of the avatar mongs?

>>76929050
He is Nazbol

should i start using tinder lads?

>>76929026
What about Canadian white suprematist metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khshxT1Q5H0

I travelled for 3 fucking hours and my date stands me up, absolutely fucking brilliant

>>76929050
nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LurjcQlzAY

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about to have a threesome lads

>>76929104
careful lad

don't want to run afoul of the human rights commission

>>76929089
I'm not a nazi but nazis make good metal and punk music
nazbol is a massive meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqX_q_F2fOQ

>>76929105
'nce

>>76929131
I'm only posting it ironically.

>>76929101
you a virgin mate? then no

DES
PA
CITO

>>76929183
am indeed a virgin la. don't really know how else i should try to meet women tho.

>>76929198
At church

>>76929198
go to some coffee shops or the park or other places around and talk to girls there

When it kicks off its quality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJboSby7nW0

>>76929216
lol

Hey bros WAZZUP

My war
You're one of them

>>76929148
hello nigger

Is the Vietnamese a commie

>>76929246
im a snownigger tyvm

Alri lads.
Hows /brit/. Havent been here in some months. Whats new? Is pakiboo dead yet?

>>76929264
*upvotes*

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Perfectly healthy, sane and natural. If you think otherwise you are a bigot.

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turboror-

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*crushes corbyn like an ant*
heh...

>>76929291
You'd rather she were miserable being forced to live as the incorrect gender for years longer than necessary?

>>76929298
nothing wrong with hunting

>>76929291
imagine failing that hard at being a father

>>76929298
meanwhile you can't even fathom holding a firearm let alone killing an animal

>>76929317
Your west coast colleges taught the world.

>>76929291
where in that article are those words used sweetie? being transgender IS an illness, and the best treatment so far for dysphoria is transition
when they will make pills to stop feeling like that i'm sure transgender people will take them
don't see why you should care or seek out to bash them just to feel good about your equally worthless life

>>76929311
Gender is a spook

>>76929311
Youve just described his current situation.
You dont treat mental illness by enabling it.

*yawns rudely in the middle of your sentence*

>>76929311
Suicide rates for transgender people are consistently high across the board whether these people have transitioned or not.

Almost as if they are mentally ill or something... oh wait no it's the oppression, just the oppression.

>>76929311
Wonder what these trans people would have done when skimpy clothes and expensive make-up weren't around to change their "gender"

A mercy killing is the answer.

Kill the man they are, let them be the woman they want to be in the next life.

>>76929356
Okay Sydney

>>76929356
*spits into your open mouth, transmitting AIDs to you*

>find a feminine twink
>he wants to become a tranny

Oh my days blud
Not a fan of this tranny stuff desu

Can't wait to get home to take my pdp (post drinking poo)

>>76929360
They decided that they were gay.

Which they weren't, but it was the only way that society had to comprehend their struggle - man believes he's a woman, I guess he must just be a bender.

This is why Pride and the general gay rights movement is so full of faggots and cross-dressers. An entire generation of trans people forced into a subculture that they didn't belong to, trying to adapt it to survive and changing it forever.

>>76929359
almost as if 2 seconds before somebody posted something to laugh at transgenders or something
>oppression doesnt exist!
>these muslims and transgenders are oppressing me!

>that goblin-looking Zelda speedrunner who gave up speedrunning to become a goblin girl

grim

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MENTIONED

>>76929221
Better with Till
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrmsJhf89MY

>>76929406
>knowing the zelda speed running community

Grim

>>76929402
Nice strawman sweetie x

Need a haircut but it's Saturday so the wait time while be an hour at least. Fuck barbers.

>>76929406
>you now remember Babyzelda

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new tattoo boys

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lol

>>76929291
>Llyr

Execute all Welsh people

>>76929423
He's the most well-known speed runner of any game. If anyone was every going to have heard of any speedrunner it would be him.

>>76929435
Tattoos are for subhumans

>>76929428
be the first one in mong

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>>76929435
HATE pickles

>>76929445
>knowing any speedrunner

Well there's your problem

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>>76929334
feels good to live in dixie desu

can't fathom living in the global epicenter of degeneracy that is the west coast

all benders will be at pride
I can finally express my hetness in peace

Ughhh truly feel like I've run out of men near me ffs branching out time. Honestly ended up with a guy up my fucking road the other week. Done a full circle

Love watching 6 hour long GTA SA speedruns

>>76928715
*pats you on the butt as you pass the on deck circle*

never been to pride, im 27
not a hetero just never happened simple as

going to post on /brit/, but first - let me take a selfie
*click*

why does anyone care about speedruning in a non-platformer?

>>76929487
alri aish'

>>76929466
God bless the south. Maybe you'll rise again? I hope so

>>76929507
ah yes, a holding right and occasionally tapping jump how intriguing

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>I watch videogames

>>76929532
bet you're shit at platformers
seems most kids raised on 3D games are

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reckon i could do with a yank bf lads

Going to learn Danish so I don't have to post with you anglo scum anymore then I'm going to come back and steal all your farmland.

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>platformers

I want a british bf, TODAY FOR SURE !

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>>76929573
me2

>>76929607
Don't like that beard

He looks like a Yank too

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cows need to be milked again

>>76929577
I was in Montreal last month. Still cool. Reassuringly white

>>76929636
Not a frog my colonial subject.

>>76929629
Looks Czech

>>76929659
or some eastern Euro
not up with the scene

>>76929629
source me up senpai

>tfw some faggot blocked me on grindr because I requested safe sex

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>>76929672
stop

>>76929672
make a new, Yanklad

>>76929689
down with this sort of thing

>>76929685
come home gay man

>>76929629
>da towel!
>it dos nutting!

>>76929695

>>76929722
>>76929722
>>76929722
>>76929722
>>76929722