"oh you're Italian? I am like 1/4 italian!"

EYYYYYYYYYYY MAN I'M WALKIN' 'ERE, FIGLIO DI PUTANA

i'm half Sicilian, i feel totally ashamed by that

>>76919159
I'd like to try your nonna's cannoli, if you know what I mean

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>>76919135

FOR THE LASTA TIME, I AM SICILIAN!!! NOT "ITALIAN"

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>mfw unironically 1/4 italian

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>tfw when i'm 100% italian

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>>76919159
>>76919220
>>76919268
hello there, paisanos

tfw 0/4 italian

>>76919195
my grandfather killed her

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>>76919318
>my grandfather killed her

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>tfw you're from napoli and they call you Italian

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>>76919308
wh*tes not allowed in here

nothing personal, whiteboyo

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>tfw 0% Italian

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>>76919429
>tfw you're from napoli
VI SCUOIO DIO MERDA
VI SCUOIO DIO MERDA

nice shitapasta

>>76919420
this is what Sicilians used to do no ? They are overly passionated.

>>76919429
>t. M'Dongo Biancavilla da Scampia

>>76919495
ma ha anche dei difetti

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>>76919504

>>76919522
>t. Domenico "Domingo83" Mele

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>>76919302

>>76919135
EYYYYYYYY LUIGI, I'M-A BIPPITY BOPPITY BOOP GABAGOOL LASAGNA SPAGHETTI

if i was any % italian dog i would kill myself

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>>76919673
>>76919697

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>>76919655
>/ita/
>non merda

>>76919697
>rural Czechs

i'm 1/1024 italian
cant wait to go to rome for my ancestors :)

I am Greek

It's not all bad, they allow me to enjoy fair approximations of Italian cuisine without having to leave this continent.

>>76919815
you are shitskin from USA

>>76919735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciucpzgS8GE

CIURI CIURI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVPTX30Qw8s

EE
ZITTO ANIMALE

>>76919864

ciao bello ;)

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"hey there my fellow italian, what's your name?"
"Bogdan"

Sono greco

>>76920152

Ce-ai spus bau bau micio micio despre mine, micule besugo? Vreau să știți că am terminat clasa mea la Kooly Noody și am fost implicat în numeroase tapiri secrete pe Sgarbi și am mai mult de 300 de confirmări su gei e tric e trac. Sunt instruit în războiul tricheballacche și sunt liderul Capitan Ventosa în toate forțele armate din Mediaset. Nu ești nimic pentru mine, ci doar un alt Romano Prrr ... Romano Prr ... Romano Prodi !. Voi să-ți dai birou-birou dracu cu precizie, cum ar fi care nu a fost văzut niciodată pe acest program, să-mi marchez cuvântul meu de di cui abbiamo una diapositiva. Crezi că poți să scapi să-mi spui rahatul ăsta pe Internet? E allora ??? E allooooora ??? Eh eh eh! În timp ce vorbim, contactez rețeaua mea secretă de inviați din Italia și IP-ul tău este urmărit chiar acum, ca să te pregătești mai bine pentru tapiro, besugo. Che roba! Che roba! Care șterge chestia patetică pe care o numiți ciapèt. Ești nenorocit de tine? copil. Pot fi oriunde, oricând, și pot farti accapponare i capelli în peste șapte sute de moduri, și asta e doar cu mâinile goale. Nu numai că am fost instruit pe larg în STACCHETTO, dar am acces la întregul arsenal al lui LE VELINE și îl voi folosi în întregime pentru a șterge bau bau mizerabil de pe micul mic, micul CERTO CHE E 'LUI ! Dacă ați fi știut doar ce sentimental SOS GABIBBO pe care ni-l povestea micul "inteligent" vroia să-ți aducă în jos, poate că ți-ai fi ținut limba. Dar nu ai putut, nu ai făcut-o, E aloră ??? E allooooora ??? Eh eh eh, blestemat, Pino .. Abete. O să-ți fac furia peste tine și vei fi într-o casă de sac. Ai atașat cu dracu, kiddo.

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>>76920282
....LE DOPPIE!

>>76920282
stupido eziu greggiescu poster

>>76920152

isn't that a Godzilla monster?

>>76920417
yes, it's angryfrogzilla

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>>76920417
wen post papu

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>>76919112
>tfw 4/4 cryptoitalian

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>muh heritage is 50% italiano
EEEEEEH OOOOOH WHATS A MATTA FOR YOU HUH?

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>>76919112
>Driving down road
>Look to right
>Some bar surrounded by woods
>Letters on side say, "Italian American gentleman's club"
>Drive further
>See restaurant with two flags
>Italian and America
I go full "<3 Ireland" sometimes. Is this how I seem to others when I do?

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>tfw 1/16 Ligurian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY0_BC5VkGs

what are italian immigrants like in your country?

>>76921093

I myself am more than happen to go full German when the situation arises, such as when my parish hosts our annual Oktoberfest (in late September).

>>76921151

I don't actually know, I only have their children's children to judge.

Of course, the world knows all about what ours were like surely, you've seen the Godfather. Or watched the Untouchables maybe.

>>76919112
It's always people with Italian ascendants. Always. People with Spanish ascendants or others don't do that shit over here. Shit's fucking annoying.

>>76921261

If I had to choose I'd stick to Italian culture over hispanic.

>>76921207
I go full Irish in the presence of Englishmen.
If it's online I'll metaphorically murder them with arguments.
If it's in person I just act disgusted they exist.

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APOLOGIZE

>>76921305

are you for real?

>>76921366

so glad she escaped that basketcase of a country

I'm half italian, but its on my fathers side so I got the name and all that shit. Everyone wants to be the masterrace OP. I would never claim to be italian but I'm happy my roots, my surname, my entire paternal side comes from there.

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>>76921367
Yes?
I have shit like this saved how am I not for real

Also being grossed out by the English in person isn't FULLY because of Irish heritage. English people are disgusting and annoying.

>>76921420

that's too weird, you know this isn't the 19th century, if you want to be a fenian you can go back to ireland, they're not illegal anymore

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>>76921491
I'm only a fenian when English folks are around because they act like everything they did was justified when they were the most evil men in human history.
As said, I'm only part time paddy, and Ireland doesn't have 2a rights.

>>76919159
I know a (100% white) cutie who's part sicilian

>>76919318

Good Lord.

Is that the truth?

Mad.

>>76919697
>open thread
>google tells me this page is in Romanian and asks to translate it

>>76921598

I can't see how you'd come to that subject so often unless you weren't bringing it upon yourself to broach it.

>>76921722
You'd be surprised.
I do broach it sometimes though. But Brits on 4chan in particular love to sperge about MUH OIRESH SUBYUMANS

>>76921692
yes, he also harakiri'd

>>76921718
bun venit în Italia frate

>>76921810
Not their fault the Irish are subhuman

>>76921829

now he's going to think you're me

>>76921900
>implying you aren't me

>>76921420
How many English people do you bump into in the USA? There's what, one English background person per every million spic, Irish, Italian, and African lad.
You've probably never been in the same room as an English person.

Bonjourno putanas

>>76921942
Most people here are some sort of anglo despite the memes

>>76921977

this is true, however, sadly there are a surprisingly large amount hispanics in old mill cities in Massachusetts

ugly creatures

>>76921261
>>76919112
They're just being sociable, you autists.
I don't think anyone buys into actually being a part of their heritage's culture, until they get convinced by travel agency propaganda.

>>76921942

Vast majority of whites in the US have english ancestry. For some reason they think they're irish even though they're probably 75% english anglo saxon, but their great grandfather was irish or some shit. Yes Boston is very irish, most of the north east is but outside of that? English.

I'm 1/16 Italian です

>>76921093
>I go full "<3 Ireland" sometimes.
>>76921207
>American going full German

Jesus Christ, I don't know wether I should laugh or cry at this, it's sort of hilariously sad

>>76922633
>Vast majority of whites in the US have english ancestry
Wrong.

>>76922347
i am actually 1/4 irish and german
if i ever go to ireland of course i will feel irish, why not. wouldn't you?

>>76922633
>Vast majority of whites in the US have english ancestry
have you like tried googling that or something?

>>76922964

Yeah it's well known among people that study populations

>>76922938
Because in ireland you are just a mongrel to fleece money out of. Nigerians and indians that live there are considered more irish than you

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>>76919268
>mfw unironically 1/2 Italian.

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ITT: Kyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84LnTrQ2us8

>>76921629
Me?

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>>76923291

>>76922908

what'd you have is a really good time, we have wagons of free beer

>>76923425
>That picture
Fuck I swallowed an orange seed

>>76923410
post feet and be my wife.

>>76923462

I think it's the huge monkey face that does it

>>76923498
I'm pretty sure I already showed you my (male) feet on /fr/ the other day

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>>76923567
ffs, when I say cuties I mean girl (girl) cuties

I’m sick of you Irishmen telling us Irish-Americans what a real Irishman is. I’ve been to Cork and Dublin and you’re nowhere near as Irish as us in Boston and New York. In your bars I’ve witnessed you watching soccer games and listening to British bands, with not a pint of Guinness or an Irish Flag in sight. I think Ireland is too near to Britain, so come to Boston to be reminded of what being Irish is all about. It seems you’ve forgotten true Irish pride.

My grandfather is from Palermo.

>>76923689
Cheto

>>76921942
I have, it was a mother's friend.
I was disgusted by her presence and accent.

Also as said, largely online.

>>76921900
Glad he isn't you

>>76922908
Irish culture isn't very much different from American culture so it's fine.

>>76923652
Is that from youtube or Facebook

>>76923057
i wouldn't mind spending a little money there as long as i feel irish and loved by the irish

>>76923336
>that autism

thats a varg video isn't it?

>>76922908
We cherish our European heritage. Nothing wrong with that. You are just jealous that I am more German than you. You will never know how it feels to be American and German and Irish and Polish at the same time.

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>>76923845
> You will never know how it feels to be American and German and Irish and Polish at the same time.
THIS
>tfw Irish, Northern Irish and American, as well as French sometimes if I feel like it

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*makes wild hand gestures*
SO HOL UP-A HOL UP-A
*rides vespa*
SO U BE-A SAYIN
*participates in organised crime*
SO HOL UP U BE-A SAYIN
*eats a spicy meatball*
MAAAAAMMMAA MIIIIAAA SO U BE-A-SAYIN
*creates fascism*
U BE-A SAYIN
*calls cunnilingus gay*
HOL UP-A HOL UP-A
*speaks loudly*
MAMMA MIA U BE-A SAYIN
*takes bribe*
SO U BE-A SAYIN
*complains about the quality of pizza outside italy*
HOL UP-A SO U BE-A SAYIN
*builds tower incorrectly*
WE GON BE-A
*loses war against ethiopia*
FINNA WE GON BE-A
*crashes car*
MAMMA MIA HOL UP-A U BE-A SAYIN
*switches sides during a world war*
SOM FINNA
*stabs opposing football fan*
SO U BE-A SAYIN
*throws a bunga bunga party*
WE WUZ ROMANZ AND SHIIIIEEEEETTT???

>>76924134
>*stabs opposing football fan*
kek, look who's talking

>>76921260
The Sopranos

GABAGOOL?! OVA HEREEE!

>>76921207
Kannst du Deutsch sprechen?

Töte dich selbst wie du dass nicht kannst.

>>76924134
>WE WUZ ROMANZ AND SHIIIIEEEEETTT???

The eternal Anglo's jealousy will never stop being funny, go watch your BBC shows with Romans speaking with British accents so you can larp some more :^)

>>76924181
our football fans generally are just dumb disorganised drunk chavs looking for a fight, italian ultra groups are autists who take weapons to games

>>76924213
Sounds like you are jealous

>>76924213
>taking it seriously

kys lad

>>76924213
This should give you hardon

(ignore the English)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvS8cvapdMk

>>76923845
No German person would consider you german just because your grandmothers brothers sister in law was German. They'd very likely laugh and make fun of you behind your back.
>You will never know how it feels to be American and German and Irish and Polish at the same time.
You really think saying you are parts this and that means anything? You're not from those places.
I have nothing to be jelous about, love my country and its culture and I actually am the nationality I say I am, unlike you. :^)

>>76924263
i hear ya. in argentina it is even worse. they are well organized, run illegal businesses like drugs, extortion etc, provide muscle to corrupt politicians and basically run the country.

>>76924380
Sounds like regular Italians to me.

Except these ones speak Spanish.

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>>76924296
The audio is hilarious, but it's a great scene.

>>76924278
>>76924286
triggered

>>76924415
kek, good point considering strong italian heritage in argentina.

>>76924380
Do you happen to live in the Chicago area?

>>76924213
>Romans speaking with British accents
I cannot imagine the massive spanner fit you'd throw if we tried putting an Italian lilt on instead

>>76924430
>triggered
you're the one who typed out an angry response to a meme lad

>>76924437
Um, I used to, why?

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Mamma mia!
*bakes a pizza*
So youz ahhh
*moves to Brooklyn and has 12 kids*
So youz ahhh telling me
*has a guy whacked*
So youz ahhh
*combs Crisco into hair*
So youz ahhh telling me we wuz Romans and sheeit?

>>76924430
we love you, mario

>>76924469
>>76924469
My cousin's half brother is from Argentina. I'm wondering if you are him

>>76924430
You mean the singing? What's wrong with it, shitty pronounciation?

I really like the scene. Indo-Europeans showing Semite scum who is boss.

>>76924439
It depends, if it's about historical accuracy then yes it would annoy me.

By the way was that supposed to be "you are an hypocrite" kind of comment? oh I bet you wouldn't say anything if an Italian studio made a movie about ancient Anglo-Saxons and they spoke Italian, right?

>>76924464
Nah, I was just joking, there is no reason for British studios to make movies in Latin, dubs exist for a reason.

>>76924482
"The Romans, where are they now?"

"You're looking at them, asshole."

>>76924545
>you are an hypocrite

>>76924527
No the chant is on point, I actually think the ones singing are Italian, sounds 100% authentic.

>>76924525
Would be cool but no :)