>Icelanders have never seen a tree in their entire life

>Americans have never seen a skinny person in their entire life

>>76917768
there is a forest there

>>76917854
>Brazilians have never seen a white person in their entire life

>americans have never seen an uncut johnson.

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I have never seen a gun in my entire life

>>76917929
>swedes have never seen heterosexual sex

>>76917768
there are plenty of trees and forests in iceland, you know...

>>76917971
>mexicans have never seen a greencard

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>>76917948
not that special

>>76917948
You don't have military men patrolling city streets? I thought that was normal now.

>>76918061
They use dragon dildos.

Come on, we both know these are Nordcucks, what else can they use

>>76917768
>Singaporeans have never chewed gum

>americans have never inserted a kinder surprise in their ass

>>76918236
El Salvadorians will never take over central america

>>76918061
only in france

>>76918742
>swedes have never seen a vagina

>>76918742
yay we're special now

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>most /int/ never seen an olive tree irl

>>76918873
I make my own olives

>>76918820
i've put my dick in several

>"I really really like women" -Sweden

>>76917948
Er du nu også militærnægter?

>>76918912
I wasn't talking about pussies (male)

>>76919002
never touched one of those

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>>76917768
> americans have never seen their own pee-pee

>>76919044
that was not my own obv

>>76918974
Jeg trak frinummer og blev afvist da jeg sogte ind som frivillig fordi der var fyldt op på alle kaserner.

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>americans have never eaten vegetables or fruits in their entire life

There are alot of trees on Iceland. What are you talking about? Have you even been there?

>>76919209
Um no, Pizza is a vegetable and Americans eat domino's all the time just like back in the old country.

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>some guys here never seen a nude woman

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>>76918024
Like they need one.

>>76918955
Like you love woman with those nice flags

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>>76919380
Nigga porno-socialization is something you go through at the age of 12.

>>76920723
thats 2D, dosent count

>>76917948
Me neither

>>76920804
? I found pornhub YEARS before I found sad panda.

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>non icelanders have never experienced íslenzkt baggTM

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>>76921966

>>76924708
why are you still awake?

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>I have never seen a dick (hard) irl

>>76917768
>Icelanders have never seen a Muslim in their entire life

lucky bastards.

>>76919380
How does a tunisian see a naked woman? are you married?

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I have never seen a vagina in my entire life.

It' 5 am here, and it's my 26th birthday. I don't have any plans for today.

>>76925912
literally just get a hooker

>>76925942
Sex with a condom with a hooker is hardly sex

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>>76925765
And this is strange because they hate trees

>>76925966
>condom
Be brave.

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>his country is arid shithole with sub-70% forest

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>>76918873
In California we do.

>>76919977
Not since January 20.

>>76925082
Saturday

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>>76927005

>>76926020
>UK has less than 15% forests
Just a tragedy. It would be like the Pacific Northwest if they got their shit together.

>>76919380
I've seen my mom nude, I would shower with her.

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>tfw never seen an ocean (except for flying over a plane but that doesn't count)

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>>76917768
Good joke buddy

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>>76917768
Why Not Iceland? by Rev. Francis E. Clark

>>76928688
It's mostly rolling hills

>>76918873
I've never seen the palm tree in my whole life.

>>76919380
Jokes on you
I've seen my mum's puss puss

>>76929163
Don't Russians all sleep in the same bed until the children are teens? I've noticed milf sex is popular in Rossiya.

>>76929095
Yes, but I'm thinking about the trees. Both areas have an oceanic climate and Ireland would look a hell of a lot better if they had trees again.

>>76925825
They take a boat ride to Sicily or Malta

>>76917915
"""Forests"""

>>76926020
wtf uruguay

>>76925912
Happy birthday anon-kun

Burgers have never seen a foreskin

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>I will never see a naked woman

>>76926020
There are forests in Western Sahara?

>>76929416
Only in Commieblocks.

>>76926306
>Hooker
>no condom
They'll literally kick you out and never offer service to you again, unless they are the nastiest street whore ever.

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>>76928791
Found the only Canadian who hasn't been to Varadero

Ive never seen a negro in my entire life.

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>>76934312
Y-you too...