/brit/ the general, can we fix it? Can we fix it? Yes we can! edition
>>76914287
/balt/
>>76914287
Beautiful edition
sophie
>not speaking french, german, icelandic, mandarin and arabic fluently
fucking brainlets
sue
yuzu
we gonna rock down to:
might wank to Sophie Dees chebs tomorrow lads
i'm 5'8 laugh at me
>>76914354
>he wastes his time learning other languages rather than learning actual knowledge
it is YOU who is the brainlet
Why isn't there more sjw outrage at the media portrayl of dwarves? They are commonly portrayed comically and made fun of and nobody seems to care
Hate Drumpf love minions simple as
Not a facebooker just dont like him
Nick Frost's twitter is cringey with full of muh labour and le fuggg TRUMP XD le fugg MAY XD shite. i liked him before.
>learning another language as an Englishman
>thinking so little of yourself that you view yourself as equal to JFs or less
SCREECHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz8HnUmHL4o
learning Japanese from anime lads
>>76914357
wtf those lips are so unnatural looking
>>76914427
hate it when that happens
>>76914409
VERY good post
>>76914409
*tells you to fuck off in 19 different languages*
nth for the coming race war
does anyone want to wathc afilm
anime
>>76914287
and now he works for an american company making a show for americans becausr the bbc wouldn't let him jus bee urself
>>76914451
i like them a lot
>>76914495
depends if it's a flick or cinemá
>>76914409
>he can't learn real things whilst picking up a few languages on the side
not only are you a brainlet, you're also lazy
EMPEROR MOGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCEpSWQsRPE
jezebel
wasn't born, with a silver spoon in her mouth
she probably had, less than every one of us
but when she knew, how to walk
she knew, how to bring the house down
can't blame her for her beauty, she wins with her hands down
jacob rees cuck
Dumb cringy drunk 19 year old slags are outside again
Think its just 1 person. no idea how she has any friends she is so fucking irritating
use drugs as a coping mechanism
>>76914287
>>76914508
the irony
>>76914451
thats my favourite feature of hers
Can't get enough of socialism
Keep telling myself to go easy but I can't help it
>>76914541
define 'real things' sweaty
/brit/ the general
Can we fix it?
/brit/ the general
Yes we can!
Thailad and poley, lisicki too
Phimo and turtle join the crew
/brit/ and the lads, have so much fun
Working together, they get the yanks gone
FUCK OFF YANK (fuck of fat twat)
FUCK OFF YANK (no-one likes you)
ah good tim's now angry some car parked outside his house
https://youtu.be/2DWT9qacmlY?t=1248
https://youtu.be/kuQedktz4r0
>>76914287
i can do this all day everyday la xx
got no social capital so I can't offer people anything
here's my impression of an american
*speaks in incredibly obnoxious nasal tone*
hey, i'm an american
>>76914592
This is terminalogical inexactitude
>>76914570
fantastic post
love are sade
off to work lads
>>76914634
bit sad desu
>>76914604
seems besides the point but i do chemeng and learn icelandic and arabic on the side
Dr Jordan B Peterson is creating lectures about profound psychological ideas
>>76914570
Reminds of the brit-nigerian exclusive ex-gf. First girl I ever came inside. We used to listen to Sade while swinging in ahammoc in my old flat and we watched Spike Lee's entire filmography over the two months or so we were together. She went to Central St Martin btw and did some modellig too. She was so fucking classy.
>>76914653
same but I don't even live in nordic elf country
>>76914685
why what is satdy
you could have wathc a film
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
oh you inhabitants of the british isles, a thousand curses upon thine ilk. surely those accursed plots of land are part of the devil's kingdom, surely those men are his army, surely those women are his concubines.
may each day of your life be filled with dread, may each night chill your bones, may you choke on the filth you created, oh you destroyers, oh you defilers.
Foreigners literally aren't even human
If I could replace the entire planet with British people I would
anyone else here spend a lot of time at work thinking about /brit/
always think of really good posts and narratives but never remember them by the time I'm at home and on /brit/
>>76914711
>>76914717
Damn......
>>76914501
do u want watch film
I FUCKING NEED A CURVY GF
WHY CAN'T BLACK GIRLS JUST CRAVE WHITE BOYS IT'S NOT FAIR
>>76914717
>putin has a watch on his right hand
nonce
>>76914735
did you make this >>76909717
>>76914717
putin clearly has a slight smile on and is about to reach out and grab his hand though
>>76914717
really made me think
>>76914717
O_o
is thailad from oxford? he has a similar accent to timothy james byrne here at the rented flat
>>76914586
>>76914717
wait what so donald trump is Keyser Soze?
i can imagine myself having sex with any cute lady but i can't imagine fucking a girl that i am in love with. does it happen to you too?
>>76914773
he's never posted voice
>>76914747
oi josie remember me hahaha you good yeah?
>>76914780
you shouldn't say this, there might be some people ITT that still haven't seen the usual suspects and you are completely spoiling the film for them by saying kevin spacey is keyser soze
Peter Kay puts on a good show xx
>>76914789
aye
>>76914797
newcunt twat
doing a post lads
>>76914802
sorry do i know you?
>>76914841
unironically how I type
>>76914756
yeah what film
>>76914762
Nah not me lad
I'm having a good hoot in a yank cops thread though
>>76914789
Other way round xx
>>76914730
Let's take a trip down memri lane
>>76914797
that wasn't me, but yeah he has
>>76914717
Drumpf is going to jail for treason
>>76914877
>>76914830
are you talking about the thread livestreams he used to do
>>76914776
I like to think that this girl tastes of butterscotch
How do I get a Monica wife?
Who needs Ben Garrison?
>>76914693
>he thinks he will have a profitable career in petrochem with his knowledge of Arabic
wew lad I know where this is going
Take some advice from a lad who actually works as a ChemE and has had many dealing with arabs. You deal with them by being dominant because they by default look down on you because you're not Arabic. Guess what sweaty, you don't show your dominance by speaking Arabic. No, your mediocre knowledge of the language will not help you know what they're talking about, they are wise to westerners trying to do that and it will backfire. If you insist on learning a language learn German or Spanish, those are at least beneficial to know.
the absolute state of hamburg
>drink alone almost every night
>>76914919
bet klumpf feels up putler's scrote with his foot and pretends it was an air bubble
>>76914849
you do but can't say haha
>>76914868
top bants
>>76914921
i'm not trying to learn it for petrochem lad i just like learning languages, if it helps it helps
>>76914951
me on the right
http://www.strawpoll.me/13379683
http://www.strawpoll.me/13379683
http://www.strawpoll.me/13379683
http://www.strawpoll.me/13379683
http://www.strawpoll.me/13379683
>>76914939
holy fuck Germany is ugly as shit
London didnt even get it this bad
>>76914939
It's weird how most European towns look so disgusting
>>76914939
factories still making german steel
>>76914939
That's Germany? It looks like fucking Blyth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAts-l8C7UE
hate lefties simple as
disrespecting the entire country (and targetting white men in particular) and vandalizing public property because a british colonist said he would reward people who bring him scalps of aboriginal people 250 years ago is okay
not to mention all sides were scalping each other at that point, or that the leader of the protest is pretending to be an aboriginal chief
simply observing that protest (which is being called a "ceremory" by the msm) with a red ensign without interrupting (the protesters were the ones who started it all, and the counter protesters left after only a few minutes according to the original cbc story) is cause for slander by the msm and resulting national outrage
>>76914609
why does tim hate the UK so much :(
>>76914776
unironically unattractive
(nice eyes tho if they aren't contacts)
>>76914981
>>76914939
cities aren't their skylines
bristol has a shit skyline but is unironically the best city in these united kingdoms
>>76915016
too cloudy
>>76914939
>weed legalised in hamburg
>>76914978
on what? is there not a sync equivalent around these days? personally not a fan of a film sync but I am a fan of a /brit/ crowd sourced youtube video stream
*sends my green card to timmy byrne uk*
>>76915063
you don't have a greencard you kiwi nigger
>>76914921
What the fuck are you talking about. I made a shit-ton of money in saudi arabia and kuweit specifically because I was western educated and spoke arabic. And I don't even have s degree in petroleum engineering. They would suck your cock and cover you in gold if you are english have studied perroleum and learn arabic.
>>76914948
Laughed too hard at work at this
>>76915016
he's just being dumb and thinks that moving to america would be better for him
it's like how most trannies think that becoming a woman will magically make everything better for them
>>76914960
alri just thought I'd try and save you some time if you were doing it for career reasons, I know lads who've done it for that and it's been a waste of their time
Also spend time looking into accounting and macroeconomics, VERY useful in the long run as most Chem e lads with half a brain end up in management fairly quickly
>>76915021
christ, the saudis are now even outsourcing their executioners
>>76915060
ye cytube
http://www.strawpoll.me/13379715
http://www.strawpoll.me/13379715
http://www.strawpoll.me/13379715
http://www.strawpoll.me/13379715
http://www.strawpoll.me/13379715
>>76915078
dont believe i was talking to you
>>76915063
Sends it back to Buckinghamshire, England, New Zealand
swiping my card like timmy
man bag brown like teddy
>put down some random bullshit hamlet on a dating profile thing
>get message from qt
>"i'm from (x)!!! where abouts are you?!"
India should annex Pakistan
memri tv is literally an Israeli owned propaganda channel
>>76915115
I'll say it again:
you don't have a greencard you kiwi nigger
I didn't know this exists
The melancholic reactionary: "Oh, what could have been"
The bitter revolutionary: "This shouldn't be this way."
yuzu poo poo
>>76915083
You're also not white, don't tell me how to conduct business with arabs you nonce
why yank screming at me
>>76915107
ahh righto. Well I'm suspicious of "dominance" being super important in dealing with arabs, they seem alright to me so far but anyway i'll look into econ and stuff did it for a level so not completely retarded about it but could brush up
>>76915122
Give her your personal information so she can find you easier lad
never been on eurostar
never been to paris
to poor simple as
Love thicc blonde Irish girls like that sinn fein one
on one hand I think Britain's gone to shit and want to move elsewhere but then again all of the potential counties I'd move to have different major drawbacks and I doubt I'd end up any happier there
I'll probably just reinvent myself somewhere else on the island of Britain but Ireland is an underlying option incase the brexit fearmongerers were right all along
Pundits said for years Assad must be removed & the rebels strengthened for progress against ISIS.
Literally, the opposite turned out true.
>>76915222
who?
>>76914862
spiderman 2 mayeb
>>76915241
there is definitely a case of the grass always being greener
but at the same time I can't see how I wouldn't have a better life in canada
>>76914287
The /brit/ that is going to be forged in the white heat of this revolution will be no place for restrictive practices or for outdated methods on either side of the screen.
>>76915265
hello, we're the choir, why are you preaching at us?
got a stonker of tim post coming
>>76915222
shes an ogre though
>>76915114
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13379715
papillion
>>76914287
I remember that show, it was terrible.
>>76915265
I'm shocked, you mean to tell me supplying and strengthening the Syrian branch of al quaeda didn't help to defeat a terrorist organisation?
Well I'll be damned, NOBODY could have seen this coming.
>>76915114
start a cytube youtube sync, don't think anyone wants to watch a film
I'm also up for any other /brit/ extra curricular activities anyone has to suggest
why nova scotia remove flag
>>76915312
Bob the Builder was kino you fuck
>>76915272
>>76915324
fuck off reddit
why is lauren southern's twitter cover photo the skyrim launch screen?
she's not one of those GAMURR GIRRLZ X3 is she?
>>76915324
He said he wanted to try out /brit/ with no redditflags. It was at that time I downloaded redditflags because he's gone.
Doing a swipe down
>>76914717
if this is the fucking west wing i swear to god i will personally spit in every starbucks
i fucking hate american wonks so much. at least our wonks have a realistic political show to talk about, not wankish fantasy about MPs being anything other than literal nonces who disappear to australia and women with borderline autism.
don't like chinky lasses
don't like banter
don't like tims videos
don't like africans that nonce kids in thailand
don't like communist girls
don't like gimmicks
don't like pints
don't like current /brit/
anyone else absolutely sweltering?
>23 degrees
>60% humidity
ouch lol
https://www.instagram.com/p/BU1p42AlnZL/
16 degrees here
>>76915280
i can go for that
>>76915165
You're talking absolute rubbish. Me not being white (which I am btw, white<> northern european eww) has nothing to do with this. You are giving this young the exact opposite of what a good advice is to work in the gulf.
>>76914563
>that rorke at the start
>YES - TOO RITE
lmao
>>76915396
bizzaro rasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfggJ7RurSw
>>76915373
really now
really then
really how
really when
>>76915244
JAV when!?
Anime idea: redub Shin Chan with those 80s actors that did Gerry Adams' voice etc. and call it Sinn Chan
>>76915371
She is whatever she needs to be to get the attention and affection of younger lads. She's a contrarian and female which makes her wanted by thirsty virgins. There's a reason why over 50% of the youtube political people /pol/ follows are female while well over 50% of actual content creators are male.
>>76915396
awful post
>>76915397
Waiting for a thunderstorm to return us to normality
>>76915396
infuriating
>>76914717
putin did the same thing for obama though
>>76915421
23c in my bedroom
>>76915389
it's from House of Cards mate
>>76915397
37C here
>>76915485
ah yes
mistranslations by jewish propagandists tv
thank you
>>76915396
Fantastic post. Please add
don't like early news
>>76915397
little bit yes, 27 degrees 70% humidity apparently
the sun is down, there is no wind, opening the window barely changed anything
>>76915520
Hello Abdul
was 30c in my room today
>>76915489
I'm going to split the difference and continue fuming at American wonks. There's nothing in Britain that can make me so angry.
>>76915520
Say what you want about jews, they're funny guys. That guy who did Spaceballs was a jew.
>>76915491
they're so poor in the uk that they don't have air conditioning then complain they are hot
Like communist girls
>>76915189
Main thing with arabs is knowing how to deal with people talking over you and constantly butting in, manners in the west aren't the same as manners there.
A good understand of business is important for any engineer, not just chem e mind you
don't much like the current assortment of gimmicks
>>76915324
>>76915373 is right
rude btw
>SCREECHING
>WAILING
>CREASING
>SCREAMING
>HOWLING
>>76915543
Not him but its a literal channel FOR propaganda purposes owned by an Israeli
>>76915520
Hate isra*l propaganda but these translations are accurate.
cytu
.be
/r/britshit
>>76915323
here
slightly miffed i'm not a jew and will never be part of their in-group but then i remember my cock ain't mutilated.
>>76915553
>There's nothing in Britain that can make me so angry.
you realise the US House of Cards is based off of the UK version right?
phonelad here 12% now aha
>>76915628
>ain't
ummm no yankee xx
>>76915628
*Snip*
>>76915556
>they don't wear a sweater inside cuz it's too chilly
Sad!
>>76915628
i'm circumcised AND a goy
they're so poor in the us that they don't have free healthcare then complain they are ill
>>76915663
FOY
>>76915637
Based
think myself a bit weird for shitposting on 4chan all day but then i realise that normies and celebrities just shitpost on twitter all day
>>76915658
OwO *snips your eyelids and glues them to my foreskin*
enjoy never sleeping again friend
>selling bike on ebay
>guy makes an offer and agrees to meet
>accept the offer, taking it off ebay automatically
>never turns up
>send a message
>"oh lol I bought a different bike"
This has happened twice now
cytu
.be
/r/britshit
for film or just youtube vids
>>76915520
probably haha but would be fun as fuck to hang out with the mossad lads coming up with the lulzy misquotes/translations though
fuck israel
*gets blown up*
stop posting these terrible muslim gimmicks
imagine my shock upon discovering that women are indeed capable of banter
NEED to stop wanking
irish "motorways"
Just learned my 33 year old cousin proposed to a 20 year old lass he met in some fucking prayer group like three months ago and they're getting married in September.
Bit mental tbqh.
>>76914287
do you guys find it cringe that I say lads and minge sometimes with my friends here? I really love saying it, and 2bh think that it should be more common here lmao.
>>76915569
This is true though.
>>76915786
scottish?
>>76915786
hmm
Hmm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40531119
OY VEY
I felt on the big fat fanny, pulled out the jammy and killed the punani
cytu
.be
/r/britshit
5 have joined come on you boys
listening to the so called jungle
shadilay my dudes
>>76915829
Bit cringe but whatevs lad I don't mind x
business idea: dogs but with the mouths tidied up a bit so you can kiss them
@76915870
virus
ah yes another episode of the last leg where the majority of time is spent talking about trump ah yes very much worth my time
Ice cube is a blimp
JUNGLE IS MASSIVE
>PNL dropped their latest music video
>brits will never get to appreciate this 29 minutes masterpiece
>>76915893
*laughter*
But really, this is a serious issue.
someone else post, don't want my posts next to him
Is 500 quid a month rent good for a city centre flat?
>>76915950
trump ran for president in 2000 you retard
>>76915969
yeah
>>76915969
it's fucking criminal but you're probably stuck with it at least if Edinburgh is representative.
>>76915969
depends on the city
>>76915786
pretty sure that's glasgow, seen it myself
>>76915969
most cretinous post I've seen here in months
me timothy joint burn
>>76915774
nice reddit image
Why is /pol/ so obsessed with Mohammed and Tyrone's cock?
>>76915989
Anime?! Shall certainly be joining now!
'ck off nonces
>>76915914
what u on tonight boy
>>76915981
really?
>>76916032
would knock the shite out of you if you said that to my face
Would you suck your dad's dick if your mum asked you to?
Serious answers ONLY
any fresh bollock posts? best gimmick by far
After a decent watch for under £100 suggestions???
>>76916039
very goood yes very good
>>76915426
have u joined yet
pretty confident that climate change is a load of bullshit
might do another line of 2c-b and push myself into the realms of visual hallucinations
>>76916072
only ovaries
>>76916105
need 2c-i and dipt
>>76915911
fukken saved as they say my lad
>>76916115
a really disastrous fanny
>>76916094
dude even a £3 watch tells time lol just get any lol
when will i be free from the nightmare of benzos
>>76916097
yeah im yuzudoingapoo
>>76914287
THIS IS AN AMERICAN WEBSITE
screeching
frankie boyle is the least funny person on telly right now
>>76916145
that's what they all look like after you open em up
>>76916094
Your phone has the time on it
So I've been going over the highlights of my life and to be perfectly honest I haven't done anything particularly remarkable.
>>76916171
a heet spastics n retards like harvey price
how deer the tories support austerity
>>76914509
cannot WAIT for her JAV debut
>>76916171
Is that the edgy guy who laughs at people who have cancer but then shits on any sign of racism?
new thread pls
>>76916150
You have pay the troll toll lad. It's a steep fare, but it only raises in interest the longer you ignore it
Charlie gards mother looks like 70 years old wtf
>>76916170
Hope this is true
cytu
.be
/r/britshit
8 esteemed britposters have joined
come on laddos
>>76916170
>Working for niggers
Ah yes, what a great idea
>>76916286
we did it reddit!
>>76916224
yes
his show is muh tories muh nhs for half an hour
>>76916286
this gimmick is so random but full of epic win
you win the internet for today sir, take your cookie and leave n_n
have recently taken to grabbing random people by the collars when I need to sneeze and blowing it right in their face and completely exaggerating the choo vocalisation
>>76916286
i can c u
u can c me
Bear's got the swiper. I'm r--I'm really upset these people keep attacking my piano videos this way. Just before I filmed my piano video this Asian guy parked his car right across, as--across my car for no apparent reason when there's plenty of space in the car park.
Where did everyone go?
"For a politician with a liking for consensus he [Ted Heath] had a striking ability to enrage."
do a new
>>76916424
it's not the bump limit you stupid fucking mick cunt
>>76916445
kil lyourself
>>76916471
fuck off reddit fucking paddy micky mouse fuckhead
>>76916264
>cytu
>.be
>/r/britshit
>8 esteemed britposters have joined
>come on laddos
yh but what is it
>>76916488
fuck off facebook yanky nigger twat
>>76916501
>le make a new before the bump limitxDDDD
genuinely would not give a fuck if I saw you die in a fire in front of me
willies poo arse haha wew
>>76916531
because id have taken your head straight from your shoulders you brainlet nigger
>>76916609
>>76916609
>>76916609
>>76916609
NEW THREAD
feeling not so great, comrades