What the fuck is wrong with Italians?

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>show an Italian my new carbonara recipe
>he CRIES

spaghetti is serious business

>>76907169
is this some kind of "cultural appropriation" thing?

>>76907169

their problem is having stupid guiris murdering their recipes

looking at you jamie oliver.... that paella man... hope you died choking on it....

>>76907169
dont care about food, look at those juggs

>Be Italian
>Get autistic about pasta

>>76907275
It shouldn't be possible to fuck up something like carbonara though, unless you decide to make it more complicated than it has to be.
Perhaps that's the problem here, the woman added so much superfluous shit that it just isn't carbonara anymore.

>>76907465
perhaps she's just too thic to understand

>ywn sniff a line off her mammoth rack

>>76907398
Still not as bad as French when it comes to cheese.

>>76907465
I'm sure that using parmesan cheese instead of pecorino is already enough to trigger them.

>>76907169
what the heck did she do? use kaft dinner and human flesh??

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why can't wh*te """people""" just stick to the damn recipes?

>foodfags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZULkp1Og8Ns

>>76908168
>no perro caca carbonara

>Nigella
lol

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>>76908227

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>When she puts cream in the carbonara

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>make an Italian some fettuccine chicken alfredo
>he starts CRYING

>>76907230
It's a "stop making a mockery of our cuisine" thing.

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>this triggers Italians

I doubt Italians are this finicky, how many of them even know how to cook

>>76907169
I don't know but I want Nigella Lawson to be my gf.

>STOP MAKING FOOD LIKE YOU WANT BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fucking wh*tes

>>76911722
shes a crazy coke addict

>>76911801
No way she's a coke addict with a body like that, bro.

>>76911836
it was all over the british media a few years ago
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-25218617

she even got arrested for trying to board a plane while having cocaine on her person

>>76911948
Huh, well....alright then. I like cocaine sometimes too.

>>76911948
Imagine what she would look like without the cocaine

>>76911722
Dubs checked.

This. At least you'd get good food.

>>76912365
And she's thick as fuck.

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She is a big girl

I'm going to Italy next week

What can I do to piss them off like this with food?

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Fucking hoo-wah, stay in your lane and don't touch my carbonara.

>>76912717
Ask them to bring some parmesan to the table so you can grate a heavy amount of it over everything. Get bread and dip it in olive oil.

>>76912717
put ketchup on pizza
put corn/ananas on pizza
put french fries on pizza
eat potatoes or rice with bread
eat chicken and pasta

aee thing aee gud et
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmPW4hwNurQ

>>76912782
YA SHMUCK WHATS THE MATTER WIT YOU

>>76912793
That's just the normal italian behaviour desu (with some exceptions)

>>76912868
>shmuck
>Italians speak yiddish

>>76912881
Oh really? I thought you guys fucking hated both of those and wanted to kick us out of your restaurants for doing it. I've yet to visit Italy, that's just what I've been told.

>retarded children

if i take something that you make, lets name it X, X is associated with you, so im taking X, im taking GIGANTIC shit into X, then start selling it with YOUR NAME, how mad would you be?

>>76912814
>eat potatoes or rice with bread
>eat chicken and pasta

I do this often.

Thank you for the advice.

>>76907169
>A fat British(!) Jewess does what Brits and Jews do best: ruin perfectly fine food
>Expect Italians to not be upset

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>>76912814
>put corn
I agree with you on all the other things, but hrvatskans showed me that this is actually a good idea.

Also you forgot drinking a cappuccino with savoury food.

>>76912926
Ofc we don't put parmigiano on everything, but most pasta recipes get along well with it. Dipping bread (good bread) in oil (god oil) is godlike, why would anyone dissent? It's called doing a "scarpetta" in Italy

>>76912990
I listed those things because I do them regularly and it pisses off my italian friends, I'm actually romanian

>>76912953
Sperging about rice and potatoes with bread is dumb.

But chicken DOES NOT, IN ANY WAY OR FORM belong to pasta or pizza

>>76907612
nothing ever triggered me as hard as seeing a Murrikan blonde bimbo baywatch-like drinking champagne with a fucking chewing gum in her mouth

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>>76913018
What's the deal with eastern europeans and kečup on pizza though ?

Just no. It doesn't go.

>>76913075
chicken on pizza is pretty good tho man, you should try it
>>76913114
yes it does, hot ketchup literally makes everything better

>>76912990
You probably haven't tasted a real cappuccino your whole life. I have yet to travel to a country where i could drink a real espresso and knows the difference between macchiato and cappuccino. How could it be so difficult? Espresso machines are the same, and they are fucking automatic.

>>76913001
>Dipping bread (good bread) in oil (god oil) is godlike, why would anyone dissent?
Yeah I agree completely but I'd read an article saying Italians thought this was an abomination in God's sight. Guess the author didn't know what the fuck they were talking about, which I guess is no surprise.

>>76913138
I tried it in poland and i'll never do it again

>>76913138
>hot ketchup
Negře, prosím. It stinks.

>>76913166
>drinking coffee with baby calf fluid

I am not a pleb

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Obligatory

https://youtu.be/o6rQQrP9tZ4?t=115

>>76912814
>put french fries on pizza
this is perfectly accettable

>>76913166
Brasil or Colombia know how to make coffee better than you. t.been to colombia and italy

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>>76913236
Wut? We are not talking about nespresso m8, i'm talking about this beauty

>>76913303
>visiting tourist traps
>expecting decent coffee

>>76913321
>nespresso
>killing the environment

I am not a pleb m8

>>76907489
underrated post

>>76913382
Don't respond to him man.

>needing a fucking machine to make coffee
how fucking pretentious can you possible get

It's fucking coffee. It's not fucking complicated: take beans, roast beans, grind beans, infuse hot water with beans, filter grind out of water, and voilà. Acting like you need to a machine to do "proper" coffee is the very definition of "pretentious".

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You cook the pasta for 15 minutes, so it's sloppy and wet.
Then you drown it in ketchup.

Throw on a slice of melted American cheese.
If you want to be, you know,
"Fancy".

>>76912717
put cheese on pasta with tuna

>>76913464
I drink moka mostly, but espresso machine is superior t b h.


Doesn't matter thi, i bet you cook one pot pasta

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>>76913512

Why is it that every narionality with """""""good"""" cuisine spergs out when a foreigner cooks their food

>>76912782
WATCH IT GELLY

>>76913647
>spergs
You answered your own question.

>>76912814
>eat chicken and pasta
Wait what? I regularly make chicken with a spicy tomato sauce and capers/olives. Great and quick t b r q h w y m f

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>>76913464
>>needing a fucking machine to make coffee
>needing fresh food to make dinner

Typical fucking Canadian

>>76913877
No wonder you all are so obese

>>76913286
eh, I've gotten some stares and comments here and there when I ordered pizza, the pizza I usually get is: tomato sauce, mozzarella, spicy salami, corn and french fries. Top it all off with some hot ketchup
uma delicia

>>76914092
Are you fat bro ?

>>76907169
try offering them with NYC or Chicago style pizza, you'll see how it well

>>76914176
pizza is Greek

>>76914204
Pizza is Greek the same way Constantinople is Greek...

...[spoiler]it isn't[/spoiler]

>>76914204
no, i am

>>76914258
just because you are jealous
does not mean that i am wrong
you subhuman

>>76914165
nah, I'm 1,90m and weight 80kg

>>76914268
We are all Greek.
At heart.
Deep down.

>>76913356
Apparently some early form of proto-pasta was actually Greek. So there's that. The latin name was "laganum".

God pork

>>76913647
It's not true at all though. Most Italians, French and Spanish won't mind. OP is just cherrypicked social media comments.

I've only ever seen genuine systematic butthurt from Asian Americans.

>>76914307
Don't reply to gooks.

>>76914322
That's fat bro

>>76907169
nice tits tho

>>76907169
they're right though, carbonara with all that shit she puts in it is too rich, simple is often better

>>76914204
I am Pizza

>>76914457
alri treblinkalad

Globalisation is a bad thing

>>76914777
Globalization is based.

>>76913647
butthurt amerishart, because you pretend you can make something "good", thats why you copy it, but you cant, because you are a mentally challanged idiot

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>>76914846
Do you like my "csirke"paprikaš ?

>>76907169
it's pecorino, not parmesan
it's guanciale, not bacon

>>76907169
>>76908227
I'd deliver her a whole supply of cream if you catch my drift

>>76907169
How did she screw up the carbonara? Added cream? Used parmesan instead of pecorino?

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>show my italian roomate my idea to improve carbonara
>he becomes crimson

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>>76907398
>be english
>screw a sauce that have literally THREE fucking ingredients

>>76914846
Don't be mean to me. :((( I wanted to visit your country and taste your cuisine

>>76914956
no, ive already seen your crime, not gona get triggered again

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>>76915296
Don't forget the olives

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>>76915269
here, have this pic if you want to try making gulyas

I haven't tried this myself, but I trust that the posters weren't rusing me

>>76915794
just remove the tomatoes, we usually cook with sunflower oil but i guess butter will do

the tricky part is cooking to make it a heavy soup, with the meat cooked properly, veggies not overcooked, paprika not burned, all togather, so the ingredients are right, but if you just put all that togather you aint gona get a gulyás

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stop mocking italy and italians, NOW

>>76915794
i would use some previously cooked and canned or fresh lecsó instead of the tomatoes and carrots
bell peppers are shit. use wax peppers instead.
don't add paprika powder to anything you're heating up on a pan, it makes the taste shit
for black pepper, don't use ground, it's too intense. use regular pepper balls or what ever they are called and remove at some point (put in sachel if you know how to)

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>>76916233

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>>76916184
>the tricky part is cooking to make it a heavy soup, with the meat cooked properly, veggies not overcooked, paprika not burned, all togather, so the ingredients are right, but if you just put all that togather you aint gona get a gulyás
I must admit that, looking at the recipe, it looked pretty easy, but when you put it that way it seems like the kind of thing that's easy to fuck up, especially for someone like me who sucks at cooking.

I guess I might as well give up

>>76916274
>non hungarian trying to cook with paprika

this is why you cant have nice things, you burn the paprika, amateur

>>76916413
you are making a stew, made of beed, and add a veggie soup to it

but since you probably never made a stew with paprika, you dont know how, its not easy, but you can try

>>76916414
>don't add paprika powder to anything you're heating up on a pan, it makes the taste shit
...

why so angry? did someone burn your paprika xD

>>76916480
i did, its easy to burn it so takes practice

>>76909022
literally the same thing you cuck

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>>76907169
>Nigella

Did their food feelings get hurt?

>>76909974
Elaborate what the fuck am I looking at, besides pasta.

>>76915166
>improve carbonara

You don't improve an existing and standardized recipe with years and years of history, what you're doing is creating a variation of that recipe creating your own dish.

"Improve" means doing better than the original, and of course you haven't, unless the extra ingredient consist of random 500€ bills in my plate

>>76907347
>>76907489
>>76908227
>>76911722
>>76912568
>>76912658

No kidding, I want to do naughty things to her...

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>>76918823
he's memeing, you actual autist

>>76919187
Looking at his flag one is never 100% sure about that...they could be pretentious as fuck.

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Hey whops, frogs and cajun cucks!
>make carbonara using turkey bacon
>make croissants with frozen pastry dough
>make jambalaya without shrimp and chorizo instead of anduille

>>76913199
that's because they don't know shit about food

sauted chicken breast (seasoned) and mushrooms go great in a pizza, much better than fatty meats like pork. But then again sauted mushrooms alone already make a great pizza

>>76913321
they don't understand, for them, that piss like liquid that is comes at the end of a normal coffee is their """coffee"""
I've been to both netherlands and england and I can assure you of how terrible that shit is, no wonder they need copious amounts of sugar to drink it.

>>76913647

it isn't their food though, the food belongs to whomever is preparing it

>>76908227
If she weren't obese, this would be really hot.

>>76909974
Looks and tastes good, though. That's what matters at the end of the day.

>>76911836
Professionals involved in the food prep. industry are more likely to be regular users of illicit stimulants than in any other workforce.

>>76913075
>But chicken DOES NOT, IN ANY WAY OR FORM belong to pasta or pizza
You're an idiot. Food is meant to be enjoyed and chicken tastes awesome with pasta and pizza.
You probably can't even cook.

>>76907169
They have love for they culture, traditions, you barbaric pig.

>>76912814
>eat chicken and pasta
this combination is legitimately acceptable

t. pizza hut menu

>>76917054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWb8-sp4K9A
Let Paulie explain it best, Medigan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWb8-sp4K9A

>>76907230
Yes but unlike niggers or injuns who have no real culture, Italians possess things which can actually be appropriated.

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>>76913282

>>76922732
pasta and chicken is tough to make work, it's possible, but in most cases it doesn't work that well. rice is so much better for that.
both pasta and chicken release gelatin (unless you buy shit chicken or special pasta), which means you have to cook them separate and then mix the two on the plate. Else you'll have a thick, tasteless paste mixed with your meal, I personaly find it repulsive but some people don't mind it too much.
furthermore, some people don't like pasta without sauce, which means the you'll have chicken gelatin in whatever sauce made with chicken you come up with. chicken is not a good ingredient for a sauce

>>76908227
Nice

>>76914777
>Globalisation is a bad thing
Without it you wouldn't have half of your culture, retard. Where do you think most of the ingredients in your cuisine come from originally? Sure as fuck not Italy.
Refrigeration and the Internet are also products of globalisation.

>>76917054
Food is an important part of Italian culture in the deep sense. It's a celebration. An American who's accustomed to eating frozen food by himself every night wouldn't understand.

>>76923065
there was globalization before refrigeration or internet, those were the times

spice trade was a boon to all involved, because those involved actually contributed with something. Modern globalization is little more than an echo-chamber for american "culture"

>>76907489
Nice.

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>tfw no food culture

How does it feel to have food culture?

>>76923113
cringe

shitalians are autistic shitskins, what can you expect from those subhumans?
just ignore them, let them rage.

FUCK THE WOPS

DEFEND MUMMY NIGELLA AT ALL COSTS

>>76914336
I am a Greek born in Eritrea.

>>76923113
Kek what a cringy comment

Are you from san francisco? Ayyyyy

>>76923535
I want to sauce momma nigella's dishes up, knwmsayin

She can put parmesan and ham in my carbonara anytime she wants