/brit/

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>we get pic related while you get Hindu Poos, Muslim Poos, and Africans
Sad!

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first for facial abuse

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anime

>he isn't in complete control of his mind

PHEW
GADZOOKS

bit hot, eh, readers?

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>>76903947
>we get pic related while you get some violent chicanos and their crazy women who inflate after age 25

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The ABSOLUTE state of shitaly lads

>buy a laptop like 2 weeks ago
>still not here
not in the mood for this

was going to post something but couldn't be arsed

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Reminder that 7 foot is the new manlet cuttoff for people under 25

can honestly say i've heard more intelligent stuff come from millennial woes than i've heard come from any other internet celebrity

and he doesn't even try and try and market himself as a genius philosopher like Molyneux or Sargon does, he just looks at things honestly and tries to keep thing high-brow

>>76903917
but you're ignoring:

practically zero crime
cheap living
nice people
beautiful scenery

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Don't forget that in 3 days you have to work again for the rest of your life

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>>76903983
Thank Allah that the violent criminals stay in SoCal and Texas

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sue

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You arrive in Germany, a first world, Western European nation in the year 2017.

>>76903910
i hope your wifi oies? what does her shit say?

>>76904016
haha
silly yank
I don't have a job

Watching the impressive camera work at the G20.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ7OCyGrxrk

hmm yes, a man's digestive system
perfect place to put my penis inside until i climax in it

>>76903959
porn sex wank cum

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>>76904025
'no'

>>76904011
dont care loser kill yourself

>>76904030
context?

>>76904030
What are they protesting

>>76904030
WHY SHOULD PEOPLE HAVE NICE THINGS WHEN THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH FEWER NICE THINGS???

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>>76904017
But in reality...

Jeb pls go

>>76904030
Please dont tell me this is a chimpout over the g20

>>76904065
G20

>Canada, Australia, and New Zealand are the only peaceful anglo-european countries which aren't on the brink of civil war

>>76904064
Happens every year when the G20 Summit rolls around.

>>76904065
"protesting" the G20 Summit

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>>76904068
The ones who become ugly are ugly when they're young as well
Hispanics are cute and adorable and I want to have Castizo babies

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>>76904032
you need to go back mate. Maybe try again when you have learnt basic english

>>76903996
disturbing stuff

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>>76904064
>>76904065
Do you people ever go outside? How the fuck would you not realize that's the G20 protest

>>76904099
don't really see why they wank so much about the G20 instead of just going and stealing all the copper in the IMF building or something, they're the real bad bastards.

Hope antifa blow up that dumb paki Erdogan

Le homme de GoCompare from nowhere @ 34' 27"
(Sat 06-05-2017)
https://www.mrspring.info/vbulletin/showthread.php?3229-April-2017

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>>76903910
>underwear
those are shorts though

>>76904129
Good post la

>>76904050
what are some good things about living in france?

>>76904117
i hope your wifi dies? that looks like an O not a D

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lads, when was the last time right-wingers chimped out en masse and rioted in the streets?

honestly can't remember, must've been a long while ago.

>>76904134
How would going outside make me aware that's the G20 protest you dumb leaf?

business idea: convince ISIS to blow up the IMF, the World Bank, the Bilderberg Conference, and the Federal Reserve

>>76904011
cant you just drive to the city when you want to get away from rural plebs or are all the affordable houses far from the city?

>>76904158
you dont deserve to know

I like money. Because money can be a substitute for almost everything.

You can buy things. You can buy a life. You can buy people. You can buy mind. You can also buy happiness. You can buy a dream. It is very precious, yet, I like it since it is always replaceable.

On the other hand, I do not like irreplaceable things. The things you cannot live without them. The things your only reason to live. The things only purpose you were born. I cannot help but getting angry to those.

>>76904162
imagine being this obsessed

>>76904181
Boston Tea Party was a bit nationalist.

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Germany, 2017.

>>76904186
then who would pay them?

>>76904186
they wont cos they're bankrolled by them sweetie x

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>>76902773 #
>Grammarly

look at me!
i am a little British lad
and I use a u for color
i say zed instead of zee
u see I do so because I speak ideologically.

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its pretty desperate lol but it might just work

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>>76904181
I AM GOING ON A MARCH

>>76904181
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyllands-Posten_Muhammad_cartoons_controversy

>>76904200
i'll take that as "nothing"

>>76904238
bit gay, that

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Love ott meals after a days hard graft
Love pints
Strongly dislike pakis
Simple as

>tfw have never been part of a reddit clique so I've never got an invite to a private tracker

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>>76904162
>>76904245

>>76904231
Mental illness is a byproduct of living in a capitalist society

>>76904260
chips have leukemia

>>76904231
No idea whats happening ngl

>5'8

is my height a disability? can I get disability benefits for being so short?

>>76904207
shame I can't buy a thread without japs isn't it now sweety xx

*shows you the door*

>>76904251
>12 years ago
wew

and yet leftists chimp out monthly these days

>>76904231
unironically think isis is justified desu

>>76904238
Where u from honey x

>>76904231
lmao what kind of big ass rat is that

>>76904283
Unironically true in many ways.
Though it's not inevitable that mental illness will continue en-masse or that capitalism will collapse it's primarily the insecurity of life under post-fordist capitalism that's the problem. Reform is always possible.

>>76904260
>taddy with fish and chips

ooer you're 'ard

The protest isn't today right?? THere's nothing on BBC news

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>Bradley Lowery

>that feel when taking a huge alcoholic shit in the morning

>>76904320
london babe x

>>76904329
BBC news rarely reports on these types of protests hehe ;)

>>76904329
has been going for a few days mate??

>>76904329
EU news networks aren't covering the G20 riots

have to turn to US news

Germany is like that really unlikable guy that takes a joke way too far and then carries on going screeching to himself hysterically, making everyone around him deeply uncomfortable.

>>76904352
Luca?

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Germany, 2017.

The German squirt patrol are on duty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzEiWvSzQ3A

>>76904352
can I cum? x

business idea: lick doorknobs

>>76904360
they are though you imbecile
was on the news for 2 3 days now

>>76904386
nah
>>76904393
unironically yes
dont really want to go alone ;^;

>>76904293
>>76904323
It's a woman acting as if her toy dog is real and that a cop has just kicked it to death, hoping that it becomes international news that cops kill puppies.

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hate pints. vile liquid

>>76904181
right-wingers never riot for political reasons any more

they only riot for sports-related stuff now

>pints

ah yes, the runt beverage, I'll stick to spirits + mixers thanks

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>>76904400
Sky and BBC are completely ignoring it
and a short sentence in the news ticker at the bottom of the screen doesn't count as "covering" it

hmm
posting with a name and a (You) within 5 minutes
not totally bad

Business idea: "b" on the end of ALL words that end in "m." eg. "yumb, a hamb sandwich, ta mumb."

>>76904434
pipe down love the men are swigging. 'carling please bar wench, and a gin and tonic for the lovely lady'.

>>76904439
theyve got a whole thing on the websote all about it mate

Best names

1. Lance
2. Mark
3. Alexander
4. Bruce
5. James
6. Robert
7. Matthew
8. William
9. Thomas
10. Christopher
11. Jonathan
12. Daniel
13. Adam
14. Aaron
15. Bradley
16. Xavier
...
50. Jack
51. Joe
52. Jason
53. Joshua
54. Ben
55. Max
...
99. Sebastien
100. Cameron
101. Jamie
...
999. Henry
1000. Ethan
1001. Elliott
1002. Toby
1003. Tristan
1004. Nathaniel
1005. Oscar
1006. Edward
1007. Edgar
....
9999999999. Paul

>>76904439
>and a short sentence in the news ticker at the bottom of the screen doesn't count as "covering" it
literally footage and journalists talking about it

>>76904415
cool what day and what did you have in mind?

>>76904514
Grim

Just realised that I could be due for a 50% pay increase (AM NOT THE JANNY SO THAT IS NOT 50% OF 0 THANK YOU VERY MUCH)

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The year is 2017. You arrive in Germany.

>>76904514
my name is daniel and I hate it

such a runt name. the best you can do is dan which is still pretty runt tier.

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>>76904506
social media was a mistake

I can proudly say I wasn't looking for some fun words that end in 'm'

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BREAKING NEWS

German riot police battalion halted by "large" beer bottle, reportedly "on it's side."

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oof
prospects arent looking that good

i guess 4pm on friday isnt exactly primetime

>>76904528
its pride so on saturday
and we can just drunk and watch parade

but youre probably just winding me up

>>76904540
What exactly are they protesting? That world leaders shouldn't meet with each other in discourse?

>>76904514
hmm strange how my name isnt on there but is in the top 30 names in Britain

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The year is 1976. You arrive in the United Kingdom.

Listening to Basement Jaxx

nostalgia is dumb

>>76904578
literally just that teh trump makes them a heckin sad puppers

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Luckily, the German police is here to save the d--

>>76904578
mostly theyre upset that they dont think the voice of the people is being heard
but theres some anticapitalist and proclimate groups mixed in

>>76904578
That almost every world leader is a cunt?
That god himself hasn't made a public example of Macron by beating him to death with the moon on Twitch?

>>76904181
"EE-EE-EEDEE-EL"

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Oh yes I'll definitely be taking this call

>>76904556

wow so even in the news report they misused "it's"? things must really be serious

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ah, Lance, now I see it

I liked that :nigga: but he turned out to be treacherous

sad

>>76904578
they're communists angry that trump is alive and in germany

>>76904601
t. child who doesnt know this happens at literally every G20

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aesthetic

>>76903910
>>76903947
>>76904017
these women are absolutely gorgeous
>>76903996
imagine seeing this guys silhouette down a dark hallway. some silent hill shit

>>76904514
>James
>Robert
>Matthew
>Daniel
>Adam
>Aaron
>Jamie
>Henry
>Ethan
>Elliott
>Edward
the only good names on your list
everything else is terrible

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The year is 1974. You know you've fucked up.

had sex with a lad for the first time last night. really enjoyed it. not too sure how to feel x

>>76904648
would shove the shard up my arse if i could

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>>76904648
the SHART

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UPDATE

German riot police are now being "outflanked," reports are saying.

Imagine believing that the anti-globalisation movement is about trump

very frightening

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The year is 1944. You arrive in America only to be ignored and witness disaster being set in motion.
Hotel was nice though.

>>76904647
to be fair, they've explicitly targeted melania trump and prevented her from leaving her hotel room while letting all other partners of world leaders go on a little tour thing

you're a bunch of boy bachs

>>76904648
nice reddit image

>>76904573
meh half winding you up half considering it. If the dick chick on the top left is there than I certainly will be. chebs + cock is the ultimate combination

not a rorke, not a leftie, not a bender. i'm a total misfit in /brit/!!

stumbling around like a wasted zombie

>>76903996
>Bobroczky
How do the Poles do it?

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>the anti-globalisation movement

>>76904694
nice reddit post

wonder what merkel really thinks about these riots

>>76904260
>landline

Lmao alright grandad?

Wish I was a cute twink but alas I'm a skinnyfat uggo

havent eaten all day because i am so lazy i would rather starve than bother cooking

getting some quite serious hungerpangs as i type this

good male names have two syllables and have at least 1 one syllable nickname
good female names have three syllables, nicknames aren't important
everything else is rubbish

>>76904578
the official-sounding story is that they think the g20 represents capitalism and exploitation, and they're against those things. i assume they do this for every g20 summit but trump's attendence makes it more newsworthy

>>76904679
More cops show up at a fucking riot in North Belfast than show up to these communist looting and burning sessions. Mad. Europe's a mess.

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The year is whenever this look was fashionable. You find yourself unable to avoid saying "good god" aloud with a sneaking suspicion that it has never been fashionable.

think most protesters just want an excuse to break stuff to be honest

>>76904434
>mixers
>not chasers

Hello woman!

>>76904648
looks like me dogs lipstick

>>76904734
>one syllable nickname

ahaha get FUCKED, two syllables sounds much more natural

>>76904775
rash-eed

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>>76904759
>chasers

>>76904767
wtf british people put lipstick on dogs

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aesthetic

>>76904684
>anti-globalisation movement
The chants last night seemed to be about "anti-fascism" and "international solidarity," so dunno. Reckon it's all just vague dissatisfaction distilled into a kind of half-arsed, mildly destructive, hippy festival with political pretensions.

>>76904789
alri 'bud'

>>76904775
>two syllable nickname
>for a two syllable name

what's the point

>>76904621
I just dont understand why they have to destroy peoples personal property, local businesses. i never understood this. for all they know they are trashing someones property who supprts their cause, neglecting the fact they are angry at the government but they take it out on peoples personal livelihood. also, if they're so fucking anti establishment, why are they lining the pockets of multi national banks and insurance corporations by creating hundreds of personal claims every time they want to chimp out?

they're just animals really.

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the new 'top

>>76904734
Good male names have 4 sullables and a 2 syllable nickname and are Biblical in nature. Every other name is a farce. A runty yank pile of shite.

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>>76904791
*towers over you*

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The 'real' world's fate has already been decided, and we have lost. Demographics, momentum, fertility, and economic flows reveal it plain as day. Perpetual internal civil strife and fracturing, suppression of the masses, and exploitation by powerful corrupt actors hiding behind a pseudo-democracy.

The only thing we can do is fight for our freedom in the Next World. The digital world. Its system and structure have yet to be decided. No doubt there are those who will try to curtail freedom of thought itself in this system, to corral us into useful, orderly, peaceful minds comprising a singular hivemind. To rob us of our individuality and liberty. But we still have a chance to stop this. To instead use the digital world to strip away our constraints and allow for the consciousness to project itself unrestrained, revealing our limitless human potential.

@76904823

dumb normie meme poster

29.6c in my room

eating a froob and reading the beano

Any Welshmen in here?

>>76904846
alri alexander?

>>76904837
FOB

>>76904734
Agreed, although James is undeniably a good name and it only has one syllable.

>tfw my parents named me after the people they lost their virginities to

>>76904851
As big as this lad desu. lads posted a picture on the watsapp group and started having a go because I had my arms around everyone in the picture all at once haha and i was 3 inches shorter in the picture lmao

>>76904900
bit bent from your dad desu

>>76904892
Who's asking?

>>76904833
>lining the pockets of multi national banks and insurance corporations by creating hundreds of personal claims every time they want to chimp out?
I don't think insurance companies generally profit when they pay out insurance.
(Unless they have insurance on their insurance payments, which I'm sure is actually a thing because we're living in crazyland.)

>>76904734
>good male names have two syllables and have at least 1 one syllable nickname
that's me

>good female names have three syllables, nicknames aren't important
that's my gf though i do shorten her name sometimes

>>76904919
my first name is unisex

>>76904894
Sorry la, every single time I've expressed that opinion (read: fact) everyone on /brit/ tries to guess my name and literally nobody has ever gotten it. My name is admittedly rare as fuck though, so that's probably why.

>>76904931
exctly the same here m8

>>76904937
alri sam

>>76904922
Language enthusiast. I was wondering if you speak Welsh, and how you feel about Englishmen

>>76904937
state

>>76904900
alri vaccuum

>>76904937
Hello Ashley

>>76904937
alri unisex

ahahahAHAHAooooo...hehe.heheheeeeeeeeee..*dies*
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/ywgpa5/police-broke-up-a-drug-fueled-vatican-priest-orgy

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the flat in wales

>>76904900
hello tyrone

>>76904938
what does it start with zebediah?

>>76904925
yes, national-level insurance companies are themselves insured by international insurers in case a natural disaster causes a surge in payouts. there was a planet money episode about it

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The year is like 2013 or something. You arrive in the United States, a ""developing"" (regressing) country.

>>76904937
bite of a weird name, did you get bullied for being called unisex?

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/granddesigns/

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>Language enthusiast

>>76904819
>david>dave-o>davo!

Replacing a hard sound with an e/y/o sound is more casual

>>76904971
very nice

>>76904833
They project the evil symbols of capitalism onto whatever is easy to break, then smash it and take a selfie of themselves next to it with their iPhone 5S. Social/civic awareness? That's for the council to worry about, right now it feels good to spray "CAPITALISM KILLS" onto the bonnet of someone's car to let the world know that what they're protesting against is worse than what they're doing, so it's all totally justified. Now here's a chant about fascists and a flag with a clenched fist on it.

getting my daily dose of styx and shoe

Nice to meet you
The name's Unisex

>>76904900
your dads: A man
your mums: Da'

L O N D ON

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my fanny when he says he doesn't rate Pogba

>>76904982
shan't be doxxing myself thanks

not zebediah though

>>76904996
Met a girl who retched at any mention of grand designs, could not understand her. Very comfy show.

>>76905046
heh

>>76904994
Bet loads of girls shagged him for it in university though

>No.76904997
>he makes the runty post

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Whoever made this post, we live in the same area and use the same mobile network
want to meet up? x x x

>>76904925
Of course insurance companies are insured you mong. Not only that, but every single person that makes a claim will pay increased premiums from literally any insurer for the next 10 years minimum. Plus they will minimize the claim payout in any possible way they can, because insurance companies are literal, bottom of the barrel scum.

>>76905079
maybe unisex is the nickname he earned after all his shagging he did in uni

only england wales france spain and switzerland are real contries never been to any other so no reason to believe they exist. simple as

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>he can't see forest, mountains, and water from his flat

Sounds not peaceful and serene at all

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was supposed to do some work today but it's so hot and humid i can't bare it and it's going to rain soon so fuck it haha i'll do it tomorrow or sunday

>grand designs

ahh yes, every build is wooden and glass boxes... very impressive

Mate of mine got in with some anti-capitalism protestors once. They ran about the deserted city centre at night in masks, and sprayed some right-on slogans on the McDonald's and other stuff.

Years later, my mate was hanging out with a different group, and told about having done that. It turned out one of the lads in this new group worked at that McDonald's, and it had been his job to scrub the graffiti off.

>>76905134
alri zhang

>>76905134
jokes on you i can see a council estate and a dead cat in the road from my window right now

got a haircut after work and her chebs pressed against my back. that's the only contact i'll have with a female all month haha

>>76905108
>Of course insurance companies are insured you mong
I recognized that, it's just a hilarious level of buggery that even the parasites have parasites.
I bet there are further levels of insurance, actually. I bet it's insurance all the way down, not turtles.

O P E N
P L A N
L I V I N G
S P A C E

>>76905103
are tom

saw some..... dark-skinned specimens today....
none too pleased.... none... too... pleased......ahahahahhahaa...*dribbles into the keyboard*

>>76905135
do what work?

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>>76905063
i'd love a house with a view like the barons estate in the sound of music tbH

>>76905147
Ah yes
Very unique
A giant window with a view of the surrounding countryside
Clad in wooden panels hmmmm ah yes

too many brits in here for my liking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0aKGGCSm04

>>76905162
actually anglo-dutch but I don't mind the chinese.

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>>76905134
>his country is forests and mountains and not uninhabitable desert
h-haha f-faggot

rip are Brad

>>76905220
*jabs thumb to the door*

>>76905207
with remote control blinds hmmmmmmm yes very fancy

any nonce hunting vids?

>>76905249
probably

>>76905205
How many AFRICANS in the THIRD WORLD had to be KILLED so that the so-called BARON could have his ESTATE where BANKERS BONUS BURN THE BONUS BURN THE FASCIST CIS-BARON BANKER REEEEEEE

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>>76905240
I'm sure Australia was beautiful before the aborigines weaved those firestorms and deforested the continent

Lots of aussies work up here in the resort/skiing industry too, never met an unhappy one here. Maybe consider a move?

>>76905249
*flims me shooting you with a crossbow*

any runt hunting vids?

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The year is 2000. You arrive in Australia, a country where domestic content legislation ensures that "Land Down Under" is played constantly. On passing through immigration, you are required to give all your foreign currency to an aborigine as royalty payments for that 2 second bit of flute music.

>>76905232
alri Van Den Berg

At work lads

new c90adventures video
wuhey

>>76905310
Imagine if all those animals were alive today

Think the animals we have today are a bit boring desu

fine with nonces so long as they don't diddle kids

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shes been watching too many tim videos

Mother has brought home the wrong type of protein powder again
Shall have to end her

>>76905352
'ce

>>76905352
'e

'nce

>>76905310
>I'm sure Australia was beautiful before the aborigines weaved those firestorms and deforested the continent
i keep hearing this but i have a hard time believing what it looked like beforehand
surely there was no way this place was full of lush rich forests before

>>76905379
Gave you mum some of my protein earlier desu

fine with kids as long as they don't seduce men

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Found a clue as to their demands. Looks like a sign in a bush, that says "FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHT"

Any guesses what they're after? The right to burn cars, maybe?

>cold/flu + hot weather

not a fan

>>76905423
let all the immigrants in

>>76905379
Got some protein gel right here mate

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>7/7/2017

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>fine with kids as long as they don't seduce men

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Alri Glen

>>76905423
our right to party

*bends over*

Mmmhmmmm... Drill me baby...

*Farts*

Still haven't matched with anyone on tinder. Starting to get a bit angry now.

16 degrees with a slight drizzle, comfy

love manny simple as

hello you cunt

>>76905475
And angrier
And angrier

>>76905458
>8 miles
bit desperate mate lmao

>>76905134
it's true i cant. but i can rent a really good looking prozzie for a ton and she'll be at my gaff in 20 minutes

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You arrive in Italy in 2017, a so called first world nation

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>>76905134
>>76905240
heh, temperate farmland is what's to view outside this town.

>>76905458
>Not here for the only discernible reasons for being on Tinder in the first place

Ah, yes. The absolute state of the female brain

>>76904900
alri' tyrone-

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>>76905514
Alright post

>>76905522
get absolutely fucked

>>76905458
HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED

>>76905561
>>76905522
good posts

>>76905535
isn't this detroit 2002?

>>76905522
Please someone link the video
NEED to hear that REEEEE he does right this instant

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remember this lads waheyy

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the protestor gf

Hate leg meat
Love breast meat
simple as

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>>76905601
It's shitaly anno dommini 2017

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the 'P

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the alien gf

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>pretends not to notice the army of riot police marching behind

How does one take a good profile picture these days?

>>76905334
My dutch side's surname is Boon
What can you tell me about that?

>>76905723
one doesn't

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>>76905723
walk towards the camera swetty xxx i mean sweety oops hehe

>>76905720
>arms the timer in the backpack from mobile phone

>>76905723
use a macro image of your jap's eye
nobody will be able to tell what it is
top banter

>>76905723
flip it vertically

>>76905723
I just use my EVE Online avatar picture. Looks a lot cooler than I ever will.

>>76905723
press "take new profile picture" and just bang one out there and then

now my heart's at 120

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Ah yes, google

>>76905659
unsure as to why they are helping them

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>make a new thread you fat fucking retard

They're literally rolling along spraying people randomly for the fun of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzEiWvSzQ3A

thoughts on tyler the creators new bangers?

>>76905740
Think it means "Bean"

Will ask the gf

>>76905780
>typing instead of just being able to click it once

found the mong

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>>76905310
>What are controlled fires (?)

>>76905810
What a waste of water

This is all freshwater

>>76905780
i'm absolutely certain the google captcha spies on what you say and gives you related captchas. happened to me so many times

>>76905723
(i) f/stop between 3.5-8 to keep your face in focus relative to the backdrop
(ii) lens between 200m - 300m to reduce facial distortion
(iii) good lighting which improves your skin tones (ex. warm glow for pasty babies)
(iv) if you have a good smile then smile, otherwise, a confident smirk or straight face
(v) make sure the backdrop immediately around your head is uniform so it doesn't distract from your face

>>76905870
>>76905870
>>76905870

new

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>>76905831
>has to click squares because he cant type 2 words

>>76905850
I think someone threw a water bomb at the riot police. Then, well, you know what the Germans are like.

>>76905810
looks like they are dispersing violent animals throwing glass bottles to me. maybe you linked the wrong vid

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-36888541

>In the UK, the sexes have gone up virtually in parallel by about 11cm (4in). "Mr Average" in Britain is now 178cm (5ft 10in) tall; Ms Average stands at 164cm (5ft 5in).

>This contrasts for example with men and women in the US, where the height of the nation's people started to plateau in the 1960s and 1970s. Over the century, they have seen increases of just 6cm and 5cm (a couple of inches), respectively.

>Indeed, Americans have tumbled down the rankings. Back in 1914, they had the third tallest men and fourth tallest women on the planet. Today they are in 37th and 42nd place.
>amerishrinks
>amexicans
>ameridwarves

in 10 years i will be over there on business and tower over everyone by a foot, it will be like being in japan