/brit/

>>76900247
Not just any chebs, Alicia's chebs
Excellent edition

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I must racemix

Why doesn't Alicia do babestation anymore

if you want a nice balance of socialism and capitalism, why not canada? admitedly since justin french mong took over it's gone pretty far left mental. but you can live on minimum wage there, housing is large and affordable, even on low income, 2 to 4 weeks state mandate paid holiday a year, healthcare for everyone, those who can afford pay varying bills, insurance covered by the state if you're below the poverty belt, no homeless problem, reasonable tax about 11 to 13% on what you buy). and you can have guns but everyone doesn't go around shooting everyone else!

america could really learn from canada. that being said, canadians are bad posters.

Do NOT fuck with me.
Understood?

lads my anime bait thread on /co/ has really taken off in the last hour

quite proud of it

imagine being called Ray Smickser

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feel tired lads

hmm me thinks a wank is in order

You know its funny...some of us will never ever find true love

>>76901995
>large and affordable
not in the cities sweetie x

>>76902018
love only last 3 years

>>76902006
wait whos the kansas guy
is that me?

>>76901958
do you think maybe bill gates had to work to achieve all that money and success?
he did that all by himself, because capitalism rewards hard work, not sitting around starbucks calling for trumps assassination on twitter

>>76902031
>>76902049
amazing that these pair think posting new threads at 290 is the norm here

The saddest thing about americans (and some non-americans) is the 'temporarily embarassed millionaires' thing

just pathetic

>>76901995
canada prosperous for the same reason as australia, and Scandinavian countries . big country and natural resources for extremely small population

US and UK have a much greater challenge to feed and house their populations

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>>76902048
if you're 'finneasendee' from kansas city then yes

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In your country lads
Might get up to a bit of mischief

>>76902035
you mean like the rest of the world? capital cities, sure, nice apartments right in the center. the houses are generally large, though, and cheap.

>>76902050
sauce me up lad

>>76901746
>middle two
god lord my penis is rock hard

>>76902084
just called gchq on you

>>76902055
yes, literally.
>b-b-b-b-but what about all da workers that sat in a factory doing one unskilled task all day! he should be a billionaire too!!!!

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He will win

>>76901746
white dress on the right really looks like a girl from where I work
weird

>>76902084
hope you get robbed by a black guy x

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>>76902142
>3.04%
pissing

>>76901995
One day

maybe its overly cynical/paranoid
but sometimes i wonder if the reason every rare rags-to-riches story is obsessed about constantly by the media is to convince people theres a much higher chance of 'making it' in life than there really is and to keep them quiet

yknow?
like how lottery adverts always focus on 'THERES A WINNER EVERY 20 SECONDS!' and show lots of footage of winners to trick people into wasting their money

>>76901995
haven't you heard sweaty? Their housing market is about to crash, what little housing there is left will be bought up by chinks

VERY happy not to be in Canada rn

prefer natsocs 100x over ancraps and lolbertarians

My bait thread has literally prompted some assmad autist to create a crossboard thread complaining to /a/ which is now also racking up responses

Probably my best shitposting in awhile

>>76902050
hnnng

>>76902178
yeah
like 4/5 of starting businesses will fail and close down
and rags to riches is mostly impossible, everyone knows to build a fortune you actually need a little bit of money first because you can't make money if you don't spend some first

>>76902186
link
im curious

>>76902208
that kot's sniffer must be going wild

Bill was at least a programmer of sorts once, more than you can say for Jorbs

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>>76902068
I though I said your not welcome here, you best not be the yank that posted a new at 254 otherwise I'll rearrange your face to look like mashed potato mate

Hate Steve Jobs
Apathetic towards Tim Cook
Love Woz

simple as

>>76902233
steve jobs was literally just a ceo first and foremost. I always do a scream when people say he invented the iphone. wozniak did the rest

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mmm

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another one bites the dust

thoughts on the people's postcode lottery, lads?

>>76902245
gay shirt

>>76902186

>>>/co/93696149
>>>/a/159470035

love inserting my penis into another man's digestive system

Ian Hislop PULVERISES into DUST a FASCIST bitch WOMAN mp LIVE on HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU! !!must watch!! (YOU'LL LOVE THIS VIDEO)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3252FSW7OC4 [Embed]

>>76902118
the workers in the factory wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for him
talk about ungrateful

>>76902301
h-hi :3

>>76902287
always thought the postcode lottery was a euphemism for inequality

>>76902296
>>76902222

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new £10 looks horrific

>>76902233
Are you implying stealing from Xerox isn't a remarkable feat of ingenuity and achievement?

>>76902109
dunno desu

>>76901958
Ha you know on reddit they have a secret santa and once bill gates actually got involved. Do you know what the richest man in the world brought that person?

A donation in their name to some african village. What a liberty.

>>76902079
>Denmark
>big country
>natural resources

post the virgin walk

Bollocks have reported me to the police for domestic abuse, might use a yellow pages in the future, doesn't leave bruises.

>>76902310
yeh they should all be billionaires for their unskilled simple labor

>>76902245
mini trump

>>76902328
why does he look like he is having a giggling fit

and the actual banknote is ok except for that ghastly quote on the bottomright that looks like a default Powerpoint textbox

>>76902326
>>76902296
thanks
its pretty good bait haha

>>76902344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOEnFW9bdys

>>76902328
Don't think they've thought this one through, way too big to be practical.

>>76902233
not that I disagree with you, but jobs was more of a leader and bill is more of a visionary/pioneer
nothing wrong with either, both types are needed to succeed

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you arrive in a supposed western 1st world country

>>76902328
Absolute shambles

>>76902385
cant believe that man has the cojones to say that oncamera

ahaha

>>76902409
the bad weather makes it look bad

>>76902343
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_Realm


But tbf I didn't say it was a single issue. many countries benefit from relationship with these fortunate countries as is the case with denmark in scandinavia. and europe has a core/ periphery problem because of its jagged and awkward geography so you benefit immensely from border with germany

weren't we going to put a nigger woman on our $20? vomiting at the thought of it

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Need a tuga gf ASAP

those tennis players make awfully strange noises
*sits down in my chair and groans*

>>76902391
I read that in Sparta, to discourage materialism, they made heavy iron bars as coins that were uncomfortable to carry around and difficult to store

maybe its the same

>>76902438
>$

Mate.

>>76902453
*drops my two bollocks into your still open gob*

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>I read

>>76902343
and you still have a small population which makes admin and community building infinitely easier

*fumbles around and opens tub of Celebrations*

Aha... hm
*cracks knuckles*

*tips tub upside down*
*picks out all the Bounty and throws them out the window*

Much better yes

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Come commie scum get your gun, come commie scum ya better run, come commie scum you were one and done

>>76902453
lol use this in your stand up routine

the working class is being instrumentalised either it is by the right wingers or the left wingers
most of them dont even care about that shite they go to work drink a pint and go home ad vitam æternam

>>76902529
*is standing outside your window with a tesco bag*
best 5p I ever spent

>>76902409
live here instead then

still get that friday feeling even though i'm unemployed

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dont mind this man very funny

>>76902464
>got sold on the brexit meme by a bunch of Americans and Europeans
>ohshittheyactuallyfellforit.jpeg
>currency spirals to 30 year low
>mfw I meme'd them so I can buy their goods at a cheaper price
>mfw May's election attempt failed and now there will be a soft brexit
>mfw nothing will change except that your currency is in the toilet

>>76902543
I'll put it in my sitcom

>>76902540
What song? cant find any info anywhere on google

>>76902552
right wingers like to pretend that they represent the working class. it's unbearable to hear them drone on about the "conservative working class" and act like they give a damn about the worker.

>>76902582
weird, I barely pay attention to what day it is

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Getting my daily dose of Sargon and Molyneux, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LSdAXM-N3Y

Regressive leftists BTFO

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Ah yes, the famed pro-eu Marxist-Leninists

>>76902552
honestly don't give a shit about the working class, their entire value comes from serving those of us who can afford to buy things from their employers who can afford to buy things, and being an easily manipulated voting bloc to sway elections easily (an eternal hassle of modernity because they're so fucking fickle and forgetful, my main gripe with democracy)

isnt molyneux on some kind of official cult watchlist lmao

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>>76902572
forgot image lol

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If I won the lottery Id open a big casino resort

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>76902642
>squeaky yank about to tell me something
nah

>>76902622
dont act like its any different for the party in britain which is representing the left

>>76902639
>going to denmark exclusively to pick up benes

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mum and dad had a fight

>>76902673
amoral bastard
id level a city block and import 500 year old trees to make a tangled medieval forest in central london

if I won the lottery I'd start my own lottery

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>>76902622
the so-called tolerant left should stop trying to take our rights away then

>>76902642
he sounds like a confused alt lite libertarian

reckon he needs to look into the proper alt right/neoreactionary movement

dont know why im watching some chinese guy play lineage 2 while scream at the camera
i dont know chinese or play lineage 2

>>76902688
plenty of people who do that, sure, especially students

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>the so-called tolerant left

>>76902709
Who do you consider "left"?

>>76902622
i'm working class and right wing

>>76902736
denmark is a borderline communist shithole

>>76902552
>ad vitam æternam
u wot

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About to do a post. What should I put in it?

>>76902773
>the virgin 4chan theme

>>76902769
mate you live in america hahahaha go pay 15k for the dentist or something

>>76902763
cnn

>>76902772
to infinity and beyond

the real reason the left hate trump is because he's successful and refuses to acknowledge conform to their views

he's everything they want to be, but know they'll never be. jealousy at heart

sad really

Why are car review shows so comfy?

>>76902773
reply to the Dane telling him send nudes

>>76902773
>grammarly

Literally why

Why would you ever need that unless you're some foreigner with English as a second language

>>76902796
>cnn
>left
Neoliberalism is not a left wing ideology.

>>76901995
Canada is going to become a (personal) debt zombie like Australia.

Canada isn't a "reasonable mix of socialism and capitalism", it isn't even social democracy. (Even in the highly decayed form that exists in Sweden and Norway after the 1990s.) It's just a slightly more attractive variant on neoliberalism because the implementation was less of a shock to the system than it was under Thatcher here. Same as Australia remembering the Hawke/Keating years positively.

I'm very tolerant. I'll tolerate anything, except intolerance. And the white cis-male patriarchy. Fucking bigots.

Filthy dumb yank scum

>>76902817
don't know. spell check is already in the browser and the extension even stopped working. it finds the word but highlights a different part. should delete it

business idea: don't define yourself by your interests or fetishes

>>76902055
>do you think maybe bill gates had to work to achieve all that money and success?
By literally taking someone else's program and selling it while he was off flying a plane?

Drinking a beer in the sun and I don't give a hoot who knows!!

>>76902861
alri oscar

I'm genuinely beautiful, in fact, I bet I'm the most attractive one here.

>>76902751
weird when you saved the pic you also made sure to put the same jpg name

>>76902178
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias#In_highly_competitive_careers

>>76902869
But how will we know whether we need to tolerate you?

>>76902887
you wont be when im done with you sunshine

>>76902882
what beer?

>>76902844
cnn clearly pushes left wing agenda sweaty, don't talk about things you don't understand

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anime

>>76902914
*breaks your arm effortlessly and snaps your leg*
what's that, are you done with me now?

>>76902844
afternoon hanz

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>>76902917
>don't talk about things you don't understand
The irony.
>>76902944
Guten Abend.

>>76902933
*it was a hologram*
*teleports behind you and smashes my testicles into your temple, similar to a wrecking ball, crushing your brain into a paste*

nothin personnel.. kid

tried playing ffxiv
didnt like it

>>76902908
my machine preserves filenames automatically when i save images

sometimes i make a random post using an image i saved 5+ months ago and some autist recognises it from its previous owner and gets all mad at me haha

>>76902917
>left wing agenda

What do you mean lad

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reading the old pravda

>>76902990
*turns around and catches them in my mouth, sucking them*
yeah you like that don't you? gay twat.

Lads, haha, I've got a good one. Stop me if you've heard it...

*sees the german*

Oh. Er... Never mind.

>>76902963
>>don't talk about things you don't understand
>The irony.
The irony.

>>76903000
4chanx names it like that automatically if you click the download button instead of right-click saving

>>76902916
Naughty little Italian number by the name of Peroni, and will shortly be engaging with her European cousin Heineken

>>76902963
its not evening yet Hanz

Lads what channel is wimbledon on in spain

>>76902765
runtlife

Just posting here until my immersion heats up.

How're the men?

>>76903038
CÑÑ

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>>76903006

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>using proper grammar in are /brit/

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>>76903073
YOU'RE FAKE NEWS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo

hate this video

>>76903098
if this was a ripped shirtless guy this webm would be fucking awesome

its only cause its a chubby chanologisy that its so bad

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Wait, anon, don't tell me you actually watch those disgusting pervert cartoons?

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>if this was a ripped shirtless guy this webm would be fucking awesome

>its only cause its a chubby chanologisy that its so bad

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>>76902233
desu I love jobs just in a sort of charming bastard kind of way.
Although hoisting himself with his own petard is quite funny

>HEY PEPSIMAN, DO YOU WANT TO SELL SUGARWATER OR DO YOU WANT TO STOP BEING A GAYLORD AND CHANGE THE WORLD?
*sipping
>YEAH COOL
*sipping Pepsi Now! Take the Challenge!* jobs you're fucking up with the mac thing, how about we move you to the empty room at the far end of the corridor where we keep the loaded shotgun?
>FUCK *plots coup*
*sipping Pepsi: The choice of a new generation* jobs we found out about the coup thing, that's certainly not Catching That Pepsi Spirit
>FUCK... UHH... I QUIT!
*sipping Pepsi. A Generation Ahead* ah yes.

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thoughts?

want to get drunk but it'll ruin the diet

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>if this was a ripped shirtless guy this webm would be fucking awesome

>its only cause its a chubby chanologisy that its so bad

>>76903114
starts cringey but gets better
actually pretty cool

>>76903149
>eggplant
theyre called aubergines

>>76903163
the holy trinity of fash clubs with shit fans

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>aubergines

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>actually pretty cool

okay, that's enough hat posting for one thread

wow apparently The Woz designed + built the Apple I singlehandedly

what a legend

>>76903205
>girl advice with dj fedora

Have to dress up like a cowboy tonight and go to a nightclub

Occupy Wall Street?

*sends a team of agents to infiltrate left-wing politics and have them pursue bizarre, degenerate collective identity policies, by the most obnoxious, undemocratic means possible*

Heh, so much for that. I guess you'll all be voting right wing after all. Another bonus? Don't mind if I do!

>>76903203
yaaaasss queen slaayyyy

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There is actually a movie being released where jackie chan hunts down top IRA men and kills them including Gerry Adams who is being played by pierce brosnan

I thought this was satire at first, what the fuck

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>hat posting bait

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>hate this video

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AUBERGINE

>>76903273
>gif
fuck off

>>76903256
i read the book thats based on
Called The Chinaman, it was pretty average "airport bookshop" fare

the guy is an ex Vietcong iirc, thats why he has such mad skills

>>76902649
This is the funniest thing
can't find the image right now but there's a comic from the old EEC referendum as well, and basically all of the guys in the front row of the anti-EEC march (except Enoch Powell) are left-wingers. (Also Scottish and Welsh nationalists, all 50 communist parties, etc.)

2 parties in 2 different gaff tonite which one should i pay a visit to

>>76903256
howling desu

Will start calling the people who link their youtube song shite here dj fedora

>>76903203
>all you blacks are racist and violent
>author is clearly a negro fantasizing about killing trump and other white people

wow really makes you think

here come the sad boring twats with their hats
how insignificant their lives must be

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Just passed my motorcycle test lads. Got a full license now.

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>here come the sad boring twats with their hats
>how insignificant their lives must be

The left and right have more in common with one another than they do the centre

>>76903256
based chinks

>>76903324
>gif
fuck off

any cumskin man in?

>>76903324
oh sick mate do a wheelie

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>>76903334
ahhhh yes, here comes le radical centrist cockhead

>>76903324
Ah yes
The motorised fedora

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>>76902805
>the left hate trump
screeching
Hillary was the biggest obstacle to the left in 2016, not Trump.

>>76903256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UhXivPyw4

>>76903340
hello newfag

>>76903355
*Does a wheelie*

/ / / TUNE INCOMING / / /

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wjb3HtD32c

/ / / TUNE INCOMING / / /

>>76903375
why is the guy on the left drawn with a really big nose, mouth and an angry expression on his face?

>>76903256
Honestly sparked my interest

>>76903375
>strawman within a strawman
poltards really cant help themselves, can they?

>>76903000
youre makign me a heckin sad pupper

>>76903396
Alri DJ fedora

>>76903397
thinly veiled antisemitism

>>76903397
because he's a leftist

fuck everyone in this thread

>>76903203
the thing that confuses me is why you'd make your last words "donald trump for president" if you're donald trump
like, he could say "i'm fired?" or "you've fired!", go out with a little joke

>>76903424
*bends over exposing smooth, soft pink arsehole*
yes please...

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howling

>>76903324
how long it take 2 get?

never seen the so-called german make an actual argument

>>76903419
shrieked at this

>>76903444
>gif
fuck off

looking at fat birds on feabie lads

>>76903424
bit lewd

>>76903396
>cartoon feat. júri pootsmann

>>76902709
x
>>76902763
*Whom*

>>76903334
Despite horseshit theory being exactly that, this is true.
Both right and left recognize that fundamentally, everything is fucked right now. The centre tend towards "Everything is basically okay, but we need to reinforce the status quo and let things progress naturally" (i.e. just assuming 2% growth will be a constant if we keep our present policies, trying to ensure neither nationalists or socialists do anything to impact this, without questioning the sustainability of mass immigration or skyrocketing income inequality or personal debt.)

reckon ill buy a bottle of bombay sapphire for tonight

>>76902186
I knew that the OP sounded from around these parts
Thanks for doing your part to make /co/ an even shittier place with the least effort

looking at fat birds on stufferdb lads

>>76903469
love birds. used to have a little parakeet

edit: just realized you meant women

>shrieked at this

>>gif
>fuck off

>>cartoon feat. júri pootsmann

>>76903451
CBT lasts 2 years and within that time you can take your tests for a full license. Mine was going to run out in 5 days.

>>76903514
oooops haha :')

>>76903500
oh gawsh why did I google this

wtb gf pst

how do i lower my standards in women?

I'm going to end up alone because only 10-15% of women are good looking to me

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>>76903382

what's the british term for "doing the laundry"

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Reading summers curious cat cause this may be the last piece of text she ever gives us since im assuming she took her on life to become a /brit/ martyr. Doing what we are all too afraid to do. Such a brave young woman.

>>76903551
dont care

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>oooops haha :')

>>76903551
become one of those personality is most important people

>>76903554
washin me jumpers

>>76902619
It's OC

>>76903551
I'm only attracted to goth girls
such a tiny percent of the population
shall die alone I reckon

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>>76903163
Le jeu avant tout.

>>76903554
spicking the pots and pans like new

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doing an alt right

>>76903557
Link

got invited out for the sex by 4 different girls but just going to play videogames I think

>>76903590
even if they were a prominent group they would only go after male goth freaks who wear eyeliner
kind sucks desu

>>76903598
is this sargon?

>>76903607
What games?

>>76903598
can't imagine how cringy the communist furry posts were

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>oooops haha :')

>>76903621
lego island

>>76903628
actually really impressive if real

>>76903628
cant undo whats done amigo

hello nonces, for you are indeed nonces

>>76903539
because you wanted to know and understand a reference

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>>76903624
so much for the discussion loving right

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>>76903614
Sargon mentioned

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Italian women were made for morrocan and Albanian cock

>>76903601
https://curiouscat.me/twincitykisses

>>76903651
Post more

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>actually really impressive if real

Really need a shave but ran out of shaving cream

>>76903671
quite sure she had a tumblr too

>>76903668
who dis

love drink

>>76903687
use egg white, works pretty well

>>76903687
Shaving your arsehole?

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>>76903676

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>>76903723
done it

>>76903671
>I would like to hold your hand and treat you right, then vape and dab with fidget spinners till the morning light.

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the gf

Really want to go out but none of my mates have responded to my texts. Need new friends.

>>76903717
Guy who did the London bridge attack, he had a morrocan father and an Italian mother. Sorry Mario but you can't compete with maghrebian bulls

>>76903687
Just dry shave lad. Just use water at most 2bh

>>76903723
who tf uses shaving cream to groom their butt?

>>76903736
you really need to edit your eye out lool

>>76903750
my bf when he's shaving me

>>76903744
butters af mate

got two fingers up my bum as i type this

>>76903762
you gay lad?

>>76903745
take the eurostar and come party with me

>>76901995
>but you can live on minimum wage there, housing is large and affordable, even on low income
This is 100% false

>healthcare for everyone, those who can afford pay varying bills
I mean sure what is offered as '''healthcare''' everyone has access to but it really doesn't cut it.

>>76903729
Hao Ling

>>76903774
pull them out and give them a big sniff

>>76903747
>29 years
used to go to college near Romford (tho am from bow)

came out of the train station once and under the bridge there's a big electronic sign and one on particular day the message was 'Are you claiming all your benefits yet?'

absolutely howling

>barking

spotted dog by the station used to be a decent juicer when I was 16/17
living here for shits n giggles

i have been stabbed zero times in my life but have had knives pulled on me several times

always the niggers with the knives
I suppose my formative years in East London where 2000-2007 then I lived in Sussex for a while then moved to Italy

not been back since but i assume it's been gentrified

ban assault acid

>>76903745
me irl
might hitup grindd and find someone to party with tbqh

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>>76903772
not really

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>a lot of the world is orderly and beautiful and gentle. life cycles are incredible and intricate and the ocean's waves roll on forever - both of these things make me feel calmer. so many people live wonderful lives and share kindness and happiness with those around them, so many children are treated like their parents' pride and joy, so many animals are loved and treasured or free and in peace. it's actually a good world if you know where to focus

>>76903783
buy me the ticket mate and I'll be on my way with a bottle of absinthe

>>76901995
>full of french people
>full of canadian people
>laeder is a bender who goes to bender marches wearing islam socks
>get arrested if you call a man a man
no thanks

>>76903747
Oh right, mother lives near here and that little town was swarming with journalists for a week
Fun times

>>76903783
holy shit why is it so expensive? 150 quid to go on a train for a few hours?

>tfw can't move to ruralville, america and buy a 5 bed mcmansion with 5 acres for $100,000

fucking kill me

going to the club alone tonight

>>76903752
I wish someone edits out his eyes, permanently.

>>76903812
fuck off back where you came from mboko

>>76903854
>pardner """""clubs"""""

>>76903851
why not? get a job here

100 years ago, the leftist tumblrina girls and right-wing internet rorkes would have been happy couples

henlo u smol beans, teh tories make me a heckin sad pupper

>>76903851
i live in ruralville and it's not as great as you'd think
a lot of poor folks
huge drug problems
basically everyone is an alcoholic to some extent
most people move away after graduating highschool
the ones who stay are basically retarded

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>when it comes down to someone who calls themselves "mikey-the-little" that long autistic political rants don't belong on a site for furry porn but you say it's okay because not an argument xD

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>>76902181
Only city dwellers care.
Housing market elsewhere is fine and land is still affordable.

>>76903899
hahahaha retard

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>>76903848
Hope she gave a good account of the throbbing BBC that went into her italian pussy to create the strong muhajideen bull that then killed sissy Anglo pussies in London

>>76903804
well duh

what am i gonna do, not sniff them after they've been anywhere near my anus and/or ballbag?

>>76903910
>>76903910
>>76903910

If I was rich I'd just become a coke/heroin addict

>>76903907
very disappointed in myself for knowing what FA stands for

>>76903932
Football Association?

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>>76902773
>Grammarly

look at me!
i am a little British lad
and I use a u for color
i say zed instead of zee
u see I do so because I speak ideologically