/v4/ + friends

posting

i am awake

>>76892042
>>76892437
ahoj, welcome to the thread

>>76892451
thank you, nice thread

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I hurt my back yesterday
I can't fucking bend my lower spine.
Tried some exercise only to make it worse. Ended up having to literally crawl because I couldn't even stand up and hyperventilating from the agony.

remember kids, ALWAYS squat when you pick up heavy things and exercise, while you still can

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>>76892855
meant to post this gif

>>76892855
>>76892870
sorry to hear that, friend
I heard that back problems are very important and can get serious, you should really seek help if it doesnt get any better

>>76892984
yeah I used to do exercise to prevent this, but I stopped doing that
you,see I just didn't felt like doing it
turns out doing heavy work for while stupidly bending down like a semi-limp dick isn't very healthy

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good morning lads

>>76892437
buna dimineata
viata mea
te astept la o cafea

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>>76894344
wtf

>>76893868
0:24
https://youtu.be/KUFcm1Afz-o

>>76894360
buna dimineata
soarele meu
frumos e zambetul tau

you can hear africa calling to him with those drums

What a day, 3 guys working for me just told me they are going to work in Germanistan. Fuck EU, close borders now, REEEEEE!

>>76895692
fugg
what are you doing anyway?

>>76895811
Building industry. Mostly electric stuff.

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this is so funny, bravo germanistan anarchists

>>76896014
The fuck is going on this webm? BTW, I bet this is some anti G20 thing.

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why are they destroying some random buildings? go for embassy or something.

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look and act just like nazis.

>>76896088
They also protest against capitalism by burning 20 year old cars some impoverished guy bought for 500 Euro or something. (obviously the rich people have evacuated their cars a week in advance)

>>76896088
t. Lampenputzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OId2YYwmLjE

když se kácí les, létají třísky!

>>76896066
Antifa Kristallnacht

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>>76896153
>They also protest against capitalism by burning 20 year old cars some impoverished guy bought for 500 Euro or something

>be east german
>jk both you're pretty much polish
>finally scramble together enough money to buy a car
>dad is proud of you making it in life and using the chances he never had
>some faggots want to bring back communism
>they burn down your car cause burning a rich person's one might fuck them over
>at least you have your dignity(citation needed)

>>76896014
>>76896088
>>76896128
commies should be killed on sight
>where are the trucks of peace when you need them

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>>76896292
But Anon, they are Libertarians fighting against oppression of The Man. They fight against globalist Jewry and the illegitimate authority of The State!

Their use of ski masks also marks them as Anonymous that fight for Everyman. Not like they would go forth openly and under their own names like the faggots of NGOs a.k.a. irl Reddit

>>76896153
yeah should have used bikes, fucking nazis

>>76896418
Bikes? BIKES!? YOU INTOLERANT FASCIST SWINE! What with people too fat or to queer to ride bikes? Use your foots you entitled fuck!

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>>76896348
This July, the rulers of the twenty most powerful nations in the world—the G20—will meet in Hamburg to coordinate the preservation of capitalism and state power at the expense of the natural world and the freedom and dignity of humanity as a whole. Anarchists and other foes of tyranny will be in Hamburg, as well, to demonstrate the kind of assertive resistance it will take to put control of our destinies back in our hands.

Be it G7, G8, G20, or G1000, any system that empowers heads of state and their lackeys to decide the fate of billions is fundamentally exclusive and coercive. We oppose the G20 summits because we believe that only horizontal grassroots initiatives can solve the problems facing humanity. Financial crisis, climate chaos, ethnic violence, and state repression are the necessary consequences of markets and governments that concentrate power in the hands of the most ruthless few. When everyone is forced to compete for resources and power rather than being free to develop ways of life based on sharing and peaceful coexistence, no one wins, not even the 20 most powerful people on earth.


Queer against G20

G20 Entern: A largely Leninist communist group, which nonetheless included anarchist banners in their video, with the mysterious consequence that the video was shared by a North American anarchist group, SubMedia.

Shutdown Hamburg: The effort from the libertarian communist group ums Ganze! and Beyond Europe.

>>76896619
>we believe that only horizontal grassroots initiatives can solve the problems facing humanity
apparently breaking open a random cafe or setting random cars on fire is solving world's problems?

I suppose they must be in favour of broken windows economic growth.

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>>76896619
>libertarian communist
No such thing. Fuck both globalist neo-liberal elites and aspiring communist thugs (that will become new elites the moment they win). Free market, small but authoritarian state, liberal society!

hejka ziomeczki, yesterday I drank vodka for the first time in a long time. now I literally feel like I'm about to die, post hangover cures

>>76897105
citric acid, a lot of citric acid. Also next time try to drink it DURING party.

>family leaves
>i'm home alone for the night
I think its pretty sad i am happy about this when im 22

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>>76896619
>libertarian communist

>>76897146
lies, I had shots with lemon juice and it didn't make me feel any better the next day

>>76897299
Not lemon juice, citric acid. A lot of citric acid. Literally add some water to citric acid and drink it.

>>76897334
>Not lemon juice, citric acid
what do you think lemon juice is?

>>76897390
Not enough

>>76897390
Do what you want man, I used to party a lot and it was a good cure but your headache is not my businesses.

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>>76896719
ofcourshe

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K I N O

>>76897272
Well it's pretty normal to want to be alone at this age but if your family is decent it's not such a big deal to be together still. Anyway, very relatable feeling

>>76897974
Jesus fucking Christ, that legit looked like an intro to some post apocalyptic/zombie movie/serie

All that's missing is appearing title or some sort of credits when camera pans to the smoke

>>76898052
Let's laugh at teutonic niggers together. I will start:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76898165
what does he mean?

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>>76898052
Hamburská policie, která zaznamenala také útok světelnou raketou na vrtulník, očekává, že se odpoledne může situace zase vyhrotit. K drobnějším střetům dochází prakticky neustále.

>>76884431

post pic of your fucking food

>>76898198
>která zaznamenala také útok světelnou raketou na vrtulník
the ABSOLUTE JUST state of the Anarchist Al Germanate

>>76898165
this shit happens on literally every G* summit no matter where it is. They're probably spending their pocket money on train and bus tickets.

>>76898491
fuck capitalism, fuck your car.
>sent from my iPhone while eating veggieburger

>>76898524
Them's fighting words buddy.

>types a reactionary haiku while sipping at favourite starbucks blend

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>>76898622
not so fast, comrade.

>>76898875
Hey fuck you guys, where am I supposed to get my breakfast now? I'm not playing anymore.

>>76898958
Klinika or any other autonomic social center in Europe.

work's over
feels gud

>>76898292
holy fuck i always knew that /v4/ had more blogposting but food pictures?
just go to facebook

you kill/arrest all nazis, then antifa doesnt have natural predator, this is result. like rabbits in australia

Oldschool pop songs + DnB is the best combo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypnch5MIpZo

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Why is there no Croatia ever in OP pic? :(

>>76900406
you let nazis run free and you give antifa justification and increase rate at which it will breed

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>>76901133

>>76901133
Next time mate! Your MADAM PRESIDENT deserve OP.

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>>76901170
Chorwacja musi przyjść do V4

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>>76901176
Dziękuję, bracie

>>76901163
we have no antifa

>>76901601
:D :D

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1.why do people make facebok pages for countryballsacks
2.do you follow your country's one?
this/these faggot/s get into a fight every few months so i do
also can a hungarian check if they can see the page?
they got into a fight with a hungarian page and hungarians supposedly couldn't see them

Did Grand Duchy of Lithuania have knights? Did they use plate? I know Rus didn't.

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>>76902957
ill let you use my plates janusz

>>76900060
fuck off cyganie

>>76902974
fuck off gypsy

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>>76902981
>>76902998
marcel-kun! ΟωΟ
*tackles you*`

>>76903030
fuck off nigger

>>76903065
so how was your day? :3

>>76903112
one client was a cunt but I used the standard tactic of keeping quiet, letting him whine and waiting for him to fuck off until he fucks off

always works

generally speaking since I work I feel more comfortable among people but I also hate them even more and I want a gun how was your day you shitskinned faggot?

>>76903181
pretty good
i've been playin EJew4 until i started shitposting here
glad that you're opening up
how are gun laws in poland?
what kind of gun do you want?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RitQ5F4OdM

>>76903267
>how are gun laws in poland?
strict hence why we have no gun violence
>what kind of gun do you want?
I won't be original but I always wanted a Beretta 92FS.

1911 also looks nice but 7 bullets what the fuck
>inb4 muh legendary COLT kurwa COLT! It's le classic!
>muh thousand times folded .45 can shoot through tanks
fuck off
it might look elegant but it's a heavy, outdated piece of shit with a heavy, outdated piece of shit caliber.

Seriously fuck .45 everytime those niggers get BTFO'd in a discussion or in american high school they go ''w-well it's all about your personal preference anyway!'' and it's true in the sense that buying a black and white TV in 2017 is a personal preference thing but it's still a fucking stupid thing to do and in a life and death scenario it's better to have 2 mags with 15 bullets each rather than one mag with EBIN BIG BULLETS XDD with 7 fucking rounds. Did I mention .45 is also more expensive?

Utter shit calibre fuck you /k/

>>76903692
oh so its kinda like romania
whatever make you happy :)

Ahoj lads, any developments on the migrant issue? Is V4 officially forming a bloc against the EU yet?

>>76903903
Slovakia will accept 25 000 refugees in july-september

>>76903903
nothing has changed in hungary

>>76903951
Is that just the government acting or do the people support it as well?

>>76903994
nobody cares, people are outraged about Sagan getting DQ

I bet stupid fucking polacks love .45 it's their kind of caliber since they lack any finese and their style of combat boils down to
>HUUH HUUH ME BIG ME SWING AT YOU XD *gets patrtioned*
I mean I still see those stupid fucking toilet lords shilling fucking AK-47

let me explain why this pile of fuck outdated travesty shit gun sucks shit and why I wanna execute polacks for even implying it should be used by anyone other than drug cartels and third world militias

1. NO ONE uses it
that's right fucking shit lickers no one aside from afromentioned sandniggers and gangsters uses that fucking thing in fact those groups use AKM as well since 47 is not produced since 1959 but they are almost the same shit so that would be kind of a nitpick

what modern military uses it? Even Russians use 74M and those AKMs they have are not even their main gun so fuck off with that argument
>ebin 7,62 round
inaccurate fucking shit that's why ruskies switched to 5,45 and I double laugh at retarded polacks being butthurt at
>muh humanitarian calibers!
when 5,45 wounds are actually harder to attend AND also are less inaccurate but to a stupid fucking pollock cucklord if a bullet can't break a brick in half then it's ''for pussies'' because they don't understand guns exist to kill people not to fucking do karate displays where some faggot who never sparred in life breaks a brick with his hand

so long story short accurace > muh ebin ''stopping power'' which is a fucking myth anyway and every seasoned cop says it but as usual polacks live in some toilet cleaning Matrix, in the opposite world
2. MUH RELIABILITY

HORSEFUCK


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX73uXs3xGU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAneTFiz5WU

and it's not even the only video where AK fucked up

3. It's cheap :)

ANOTHER HORSEFUCK

you can get a shit AK for cheap that's for sure but it will break even quicker than the one from the vid not to mention in the US the AK prices are nearing (or sometimes exceeding) AR prices

>>76904012
>assblasted about a cyclist
>not assblasted about blastyboys being forced to live with you
Slovakia is officially degenerate. I thought Dolnovary and that area was qt though.

>>76903990
Thank god

4. I't's heavy.

Military wants to have equipment as light as possible that's why ruskies switched from wood and metal to polymer guns but as usual a fucking polack who lost over 9000 wars and the ones he ''won'' granted him fuck all or with help of another nation knows better how war works like. Polack is like an Ork he doesn't give a fuck about accuracy, about any finese for him the best gun is the loudest and heaviest one which explains why they are shitskinned niggers who fucked off to UK to wash dishes and why they don't even have an renown fighters in the UFC aside from Jedrzejczyk - a fucking woman.

not a single good thing about that shit fucking rifle

fucking shit cunt nigger platform if you want a 7,62 this bad just get yourself a SCAR but good luck with that the fucking thing is expensive as fuck and looks like shit

M16 unironically shits on it
>b-but doesn't it break easily?!
IT DOESN'T NIGGER

most of M16 issues were adressed before the war in Nam even ended it's just a fucking godlike gun that shits on everything else just like Playstation shits on other consoles since forever and forever it will

Americans are such fucking niggers but they sure know how to make a gun. Maybe it's exactly because they are niggers only the most shitskinned nations make good weapons
>ruskies
>pepiks
>krauts
>yanks
only polacks didn't make any good guns despite being shitskins because they are shitskins even to other shitskins lmao fucking polacks

>marcel talking to himself again
seek help man

>>76895692
brain drain is real

motherfuck you polack I'm the only person I can have a good conversation with

I wanna play Gears but I hate Xbox.

>>76896619
>libertarian communist
what
...
What?

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>>76901601
oh you naive (shovel)child

btw fun ends in Hamburg

>>76901374
>those faces
You can tell they smashed

>>76903951
source?

>>76896619
>libertarian communist
This is a mass media/globalist ploy to discredit libertarianism as dangerous anarchism and communism.

>>76904222
Dolnovary? That sounds Czech, do you mena Donovaly?

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i made a picture
i hope you like this picture

>>76904923
Yes, that's the one, sorry senpai

>>76904829
we have few but if they ever chimp out ultras will genocide them

>>76904928
>giving shitcel so much attention

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>>76903461
>Erdogan's reaction
my sides
>>76901133
>>76901170
>>76901252
>>76901374
Duda is such a reaction picture goldmine it's not even funny

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>>76903181
>waiting for him to fuck off until he fucks off

>>76904928
I really, really like this picture
can I save it?

>>76905055
go ahead friend

>>76905042
i actually kind of like him
he is the true shitposter unlike all the other cringy memsters

>>76903903
>Is V4 officially forming a bloc against the EU yet?
Why on earth would we do that? Being formless is currently an advantage.
All in due time.

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>>76905040
they cant chimpout because they dont have numbers since they have problem staffing normal protests and had to bring people from polish antifa and czech klinika and gay prides.

also no way we are accepting 25000 migrants so soon since EU gave us 5 year period to prepare or something

>>76904928
It's nice, but half of these balls are marcel
Unless that was the joke

>>76905285
Daily reminder that *ntifa should be unironically delegalized

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>>76905332
police has them in some leftist extremist book but does nothing.

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>look for some job practice offers
>find picrel
What did they mean by this?

>>76905300
kind of it was the joke

why do czechs roleplay here as people who like poland and slovakia
all czechs i met would prefer germany

>>76906212
oh okay then

>>76904928
see I told you faggots I'm integral part of v4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL8sERiuPNs

Ok let's be serious for a moment
christian
>feminine
>got rekt by Saracens
>currently gets rekt by muslims and does nothing about it
>weak religion of faggots
>main religious figure got rekt and was a hippie commie

Muslim
>masculine
>rekt cucksaders
>currently rekts western europe and they do nothing about it
>strong religion of conquerors
>main religious figure was a warlord pedophile

the choice is obvious

>We invented national socialism and were going to be bigger nazis than German nazis but then German nazis put stop to that|

What did Pepik meant by this?

what is your favourite Crysis game?

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>>76907900
sorry but atheism and nihilism is the future

>>76907997
roach

>>76908016
immigrant subhuman

Hey Marcel how is your life going? Haven't seen you for like past two days here

>>76908060
I was born here you fuck.

>>76908075
My PC went fuck itself that's why. Gotta buy a new one soon. Since you're a shituanian and I'm interested in history did shituanians have knights and/or used plate armor? Was medieval army in your swamp of a country infantry or cavalry based?

>>76908136
you were born becuase someone fucked ur mother how does that feel subhuman

>>76908162
my mother is a virgin fuck you roach turks are subhuman
>get rekt by Mongols
>develop Stockholm syndrome
>WE WUZ KHANS AND SHIET
you wuz shit at best and ottoman culture was nothing but boy fucking and faggotry

>>76908231
boy fucking and faggotry is good thats why i got a girlfriend taller than me >1.80m and has manjaw

real men fuck men
if they fuck women like your whore mother then they give birth to subhuman sons like u

>>76908136
Damn that sucks
I am not very good with medieval Lithuanian history, most of it is Polish anyway, and at least since the union our military wasn't that much different from Polish as far as I know. I think we used plate but I can't be sure of it.

>>76908271
your girlfriend is so fat if she went to Japan she would get poarched by gooks for whale oil

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>>76908380
eyy calm down there wh*te boy we ATHEISTs do not worship other races like chinks and negros like you c*tholic p*les do

>>76906513
I like Germany, but I also like Poland and Slovakia. There is no roleplay.

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Czechbro, I met this chick on a very specific fetish site, we have talked about meeting up when I go to Europe this August, maybe going exclusive . Problem is I think she might be married or have a kid, she is only on in the mornings or weird hours on the weekdays and her username is a one off for the site, she only has a single untraceable picture up publicly, no information besides her age up... etc.

I wouldn't usually bother but she is an 11/10 and like my ideal gf (college educated, into my fetish, same interests). I'd like to find some sort of personal information about her before I commit to anything.

Do any of you know what the most used dating site is in Hradec Karlove is?

>>76908421
Based Pope, he really takes teachings of Jesus to heart.

>>76908450
>chick
>she
you're getting scammed

>>76908367
It's worth noting lithuanian nobles had slavic surnames lmao

ruled by fucking slavs

>>76908506
I have talked to her/cammed with her, I know she's real, she hasn't asked for any money or anything, I think she is legit but is just super tight lipped about her personal life.

>>76908450
what fetish?

also Hradec Kralove is small as fuck I dont think they have their own dating site desu

>>76908561
Like I said, before accepting Christianity from Poles we had no surnames, just single names or nicknames based on birthplace, profession or something else

After slavs introduced Christianity and Christian marriage became a thing of course the surnames were slavic, that doesn't mean much though. If it was Italians who were our neighbours, last names would be Italian now.

>>76908672
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Lithuanian_noble_families

yeah and half of those ''lithuanian'' families were either polish or ruthenian - polish

KEK

>>76908657
...inflation :/

Ok, what's the most used Czech dating site then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc-zGs_O9W4

2:40 thots destroyed. RIP

>>76908856
>...inflation :/
how the fuck does that work?

>>76908696
What's your point? Ethnic Lithuanians were not even 20% in the Grand Duchy, IIRC. Half Lithuanian nobles doesn't sound so bad for such a huge country.

>>7690890
Air pump and inflatable stuff you put under your clothes :/

>>76908964
kek so modern lithuanians are mutts

>>76909045
Why? Nobles don't represent overall population of the country
Lithuanian peasants had no reason to intermarry with someone hundreds of kilometers away

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>sister thinks a knife wont save you
>sister thinks running is the better option
Running might be better, but a knife, at least here in CZ will save you 90 percent of the time, given that you flee the scene immediatley, RIP self defense laws
I can just imagine her
>running with phone to ear with drunk and possibly horny ukrajinec
>police not arriving in time
>trying to give the street number, trying not to trip and fight anyone off with 1 hand
Why are 50 percent of women so fucking retarded

>>76909107
you're a nation of mutts deal with it but don't worry so are polacks and krauts they just are afraid of admitting it despite their history, looks and surnames clearly indicating a fuckload of foeign influences

>>76908858
nice tits tho

>>76909375
she's not retarded because she's a woman she's retarded because she's a pepik

>>76909008
I understand how hard its gotta be to live with this fetish. Nothing else can do the trick my guy and you got stuck with an shitty one too
Rip burgerman

>>76909375
shes right
u can outrun a drunk
gluck fighting a male as female LOL

>>76909433
It's not so bad, more girls are into it than you think but they are out numbered

So where would be the best place to find a mid 20s single Czech girl that's looking for a local?

had a good time with my therapist today boys

>at ATM right now
>put my card in, entered PIN
>selected to put money into my account, prepared the banknotes
>it opened, put the money inside
>please wait, counting
>strange sounds and taking a bit too long
>'We apologize, technical machine problem'
>25 € gone
Just fuck my shit up, can something shit just not happen for one day

>>76910014
I had a good time with your girlfriend

>>76910100
If that makes you feel any better shituanian a vending machine stole 5zł from me.

>>76910100
>put the card in
>the ATM freezes
>black screen
>windows xp boot screen comes up
>takes like a minute to boot
>'Sorry this machine is out of order'
>gives the card back

wew

I have a nose bump and brown eyes I think I'm Jewish.

>>76909783
You picked the wrong guy, my guy
I dont know shit about women, and I probably will live my life alone.
There is beauty on that
Im rambling, I dont fucking know

I also have eyes deep in eyesockets is that a semitic trait?

>>76910866
I have black hair and brown eyes I dont think I'm slav.Thank god.

>>76910987
you're a gypsy instead yeah. Or as we call it in Poland a Czech.

>>76910866
I have a big nose but I don't know if it means Jewish or not

>>76911051
No I'm pale as fuck

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sorry but i m czech
t. fat turk

>>76910100
>went to Wilno for holiday
>went to a local diner food place
>the waitress refused to give me my change, 3 euro (the food was 17, I gave 20)
>says she already gave it
>call the manager
>manager defends her
>tells me to call the police
wtf Litwa?

>>76910206
>doing laundry
>"oops out of change! I'll go the change machine
>puts in a dollar
>didn't see that dollar was ripped in half and taped back together.
>change machine goes out.
>Saturday evening so apartment office is closed
>half drunk so can't drive anywhere for change
>half to hang up three loads of laundry all around my apartment

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>>76911349
>dollar was ripped in half
feels good to know I will never know this feel

>>76911323
wtf that's such bullshit, I would have called bolis I think
I'd say that she thought that you just gave her 20 for 3 euro tip but thats wayyyyyy too much it couldnt be that
sorry for that experience anyway

>>76911451
Ay no worries dude it wasn't you
probably some shady place
I didn't end up calling the bolis because I know that's the whole day wasted of the 3 day holiday over 3 euro. :(

>>76910107
jokes on you pal im a loser and never had a gf

>>76911130
It does.
>>76911146
Albino cygan.

>>76911576
Lmao neither did I it's a matter of time until I kill myself.

>>76911520
where did you eat and what did you have? you are probably right, it's not worth it, although gut feeling would most likely drive me to pursue the lost money, but brain telling not to would cause big frustration

>>76911578
I also have a Hebrew origin first name and completely non slavic last name. I might be a Jew

>>76911615
right there with you buddy

WARSAW
A
R
S
A
W

>catch mom playing fucking Candy Crush again
>you're still not bored of it? Why not play Doom or something?
>she actually wants to play Doom again
>skill considerably worse than when I was a kid, she used to play on HMP in PSX version without trouble now she has to play on cheats despite PC having better controls
I wonder if I will play like this once I'm her age

>>76911615
>>76911690
remember to show us the tree that your gonna hang yourself on before you do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grXmSw1WqMk

Rate dinner

>100g of bacon
>6 eggs
>200g of balkan cheese
>250g of cherry tomatoes
>25g of pecan nuts

First meal of the day

>>76911920
show pic

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>>76911817

>>76912063
come on, let this old man spend his end of life in peace and find some other tree instead

>>76912216
i really REALLY like that tree

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>>76912274
understandable thats why you shouldnt pick it

>>76910952
No, it's Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
Or your mum slept with a cygan

>>76912463
i legit jerk my dong to this tree

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>>76911813
WTF i want to play Doom with my mom now

>>76912538
>tfw I probably have that syndrome for real

>>76912767
>RT
Leave.

i am slovak

>>76912819
they have best stream of that shitshow

>>76912923
Of course they would, they probably paid tickets for some of them.
Fucking Russians.

>>76912972
Calm down jewanon

>>76911920
Keto?

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>>76912972
here, have a pick

>>76913035
>tfw not actually Jewish
>tfw not able to help the cabal put the evil empire in line

>>76913106
Not sure if naive or just fifth column.

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>>76907900
Too bad that Jesus' teachings were misinterpreted over the centuries, mostly by taking them out of context, cherrypicking and mistranslations. But that is the case with many texts.

>pic
tl;dr: Jesus was definitely NOT teaching to be a doormat for everyone

>>76913066
low carb

>>76913255
Sounds fatty as fuck, so I thought it was keto

What are your height and weight?
70kg/180cm here

>>76913218
>tfw recently learned 'turning the other cheek' meant something completely different than just taking everyone's shit

>>76913345
It is.You need calories from something when you cut carbs.
It was probably too low on protein but whatever

93kg/182cm

>>76913412
what then?

>>76913412
what did he mean by this?

>>76913418
Yeah, you sound quite big.

Perfect keto is 75% fat, 20% protein, 5% carbs.

You seem quite close to that there.
Keto helped me lose 10+ KG's in two months. Do you have any progress yet?

>>76913436
>>76913457

read the cap in >>76913218, it's worth it

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>>76913436
>>76913457
Not sure how reliable are posts on tiki masks crafting forum, but picrel

>>76913491
Started today but low carbing always did wonders for me.

>>76913753
Cool, best of luck dude.

>>76913418
If I took your knedlíčky, would you die?

>>76913795
Thx
I need to buy fucking avocados :D

>>76913937
No you would be the one who would die

>>76914383
You're a big pepik.

>>76913939
Fugg
those things are fucking filthy wtf

>>76914648
For you

>>76914748
>filthy
Wut. Its good source of fats

>>76914748
>not liking butter: the fruit

>>76914920
>>76914944
Good source of fat, sure... But it's not so tasty for me. I keep giving it a go yearly and it's continually disgusting

friggin bored

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>>76908380
>your girlfriend is so fat if she went to Japan she would get poarched by gooks for whale oil

>>76916062
how big is lithuanian army?

>>76916062
how big is lithuanian army?

>>76916316
>>76916375
0 tanks big

>>76916395
how about troops

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>>76916316
>>76916375
>>76916433
a bit more than 19,000 troops including over couple thousand of civilians, volunteers and whatnot

here is comparison between current and interwar Lithuania army size

>>76916555
What do you do when people bring tank?

>>76916612
probably use javelin, carl gustaf or just go hide

>>76916612
throw potatoes. just like us.

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good night lads

>>76909375
Knife for self defense is the worst option you could come up with.

First of all, a rapist will probably have a knife himself.
He will know how to use it, she doesn't.

Law consider it lethal weapon (same as gun) and she would be charged with needlessly harsh self-defence (that is really a thing) Also, unless sewing machine (good luck explaining why), he will probably survive given the medical care and then sue her for millions as compensation.on top of that.

It's either running away preferably after pepper spraying the guy or blowing his brain out with a 9mm. Don't bother with telescopic batons and ultra Specnaz kukri kararambits, they aren't worth it.

>>76916856
Dobrou, anonku

>>76917072
*Unless going full sewing machine

>>76909375
>How to Turn Rape into a Murder: The Post

>>76916856
good night, ladder

>>76917333
>Murdering legit rapists is bad now
What if it was your mother, sister, daughter, or girlfriend?
Because it was, someone else's.

>>76917629
He's saying that the rapist will murder her and then rape her corpse before it grows cold, not that she'll murder him. because she won't.

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>be me
>be the president of USA
>come to some eastern european poverty-ridden shithole
>hey it actually doesn't look that bad
>the hotel is comfy (mine's better, but that will do)
>their president seems chill and his wife is pretty hot, and they actually speak english
>they show me around
>see some dank paintings and labs with fucking onion experiments or some shit, I dunno lmao
>no idea what's this all about but seems alright to me
>speech day
>it's some historical place or something
>looks nice I guess
>their troops have funny hats
>read a bunch of mumbo-jumbo about history they wrote for me
>they're clapping and yelling my name
>sun is shining
>everything is nice
>go back to the hotel and prepare to travel to Germany
>today was a good day


>arrive in Germany
>sky is grey
>no wait
>it's actually a giant cloud of smoke
>apparently thousands of literal anarchists are fucking up the city because of my meeting
>cars are set on fire
>windows are broken
>movement is paralyzed
>somehow get to the meeting anyway
>like half of people there constantly shittalks me in an annoying passive-aggressive tone
>the other half constantly tries to somehow challenge me and prove themselves more charismatic with every handshake and gesture
>holy shit what a bunch of cunts
>meanwhile people protesting outside pretty much want to kill me
>wife can't even leave the hotel because it's too dangerous
>my feet hurt
>why am I even here
>this sucks

>>76917629
>What if it was your mother, sister, daughter, or girlfriend?
not him, I see your point and I'd probably murder the guy myself if that was the case
but the judge won't see it that way
your (her) best bet would be something non-lethal, such as a pepper spray or a tazer
it would incapacitate the would-be rapist long enough to let her escape without risking some serious charges

>>76917814
I'd rather see my sister/gf/daughter in jail than see her raped Tbh

>>76917861
yeah, but it would still be better if she would use some non-lethal defence measures, so she could avoid getting raped without the risk of being charged with attempted murder imo

>>76917861
>implying these are mutually exclusive

>>76917755
dubs guy gets it

dont leave me alone with my thoughts

>>76919463
still here buddy, let it all out

>>76919463
thoughts like?

>>76919842
>>76919878
dunno, they've been always so many and so quickly and randomly going in my head that it's hard to express it rationally in well put together words, maybe it's just anxiety or something

always wanted to try writing it all down on paper but I feel like it would be just a bunch of far cry 4 loading screen tier words put around randomly like some schizo or something

>>76920012
>always wanted to try writing it all down on paper but I feel like it would be just a bunch of far cry 4 loading screen tier words put around randomly like some schizo or something
do it
you don't need to publish it, but putting it on a paper (or a text file), might help to elevate some of the pressure
t. knower

>>76920012
just blog it all, we enjoy reading your blogs

>>76897278
anarchism is inherently communistic in nature (not stalinist or some of that revisionist shit, communistic, no state, no hierarchies, etc)
>>76904928
you xcluded the two argies desu
>>76908136
If I recall correctly, the coat of arms of Lithuana is literally a knight
>>76908162
kek
>>76916856
good night

>>76920228
>>76920488
well I will just write down my thought here as words just put themselves into order just now, before I lose it

main thing going on for me right now is that I have work, I have to learn Czech and I have to study something in university, the problem is that I don't know what I want to do or what I could do, high school didnt show me that. my classmate buddy who I hanged out with yesterday is studying some sort of transport/business logistics, managing business and trucks etc. and I know this Czech guy who is in that area and also told me it's very profitable right now and it brings good money, you only need to know the language as first and main thing for beginning. so the only thing I have going for me is just some experiences from couple of other people and I am not sure if I should base me future on that, but then again I dont know of any other area I could be in. and I dont want to enroll in some degree in future to just drop out later because I dont like it something. so I have to somehow combined work, language learning and hopefully some studying in near future but I feel like I dont have enough time for it all and I am not sure which to do first and which second and third and I am afraid that as I am worrying/thinking about it, a lot of time will already pass and I will end up not having done anything, just like with procrastination. and that thought gives me the shiver inside my body which you usually get when you're scared of something such as public speaking. I am just at a crossroad and I am not sure which path to take because I am afraid of where it will lead me.

sorry for long and irrational text, you dont have to read it but it will help me when I need to think about it again

>8th June
>caught a cold or flue or some shit, I dunno
reeeee
how is this even possible

>>76921662
microbes spread cold, not cold weather

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>>76922119
I refuse to accept such state of things

alri I wont wake up tomorrow anyway
dobrou noc

>>76922424
dobrú noc anon

SOLANO DE LAS MARISMAS
TÚ QUE ALISAS LAS ARENAS
Y VAS DEJANDO LA RAYA
SALOBRE DESIERTA Y SECA

SALOBRE DESIERTA Y SECA
DILE A LOS VIENTOS VECINOS
QUE NO HAY CAMINO DE VUELTA

TO EL QUE HA VISTO ALGUNA VEZ
A LA VIRGEN DESDE CERCA
NO PUEDE VOLVERSE ATRÁS
AUNQUE LOS TIEMPOS SE VUELVAN

LOS SURCOS DE LOS CARRILES
VIENE EL VIENTO Y SE LOS LLEVA
BORRANDO ASÍ LAS SEÑALES
QUE DEJARON LAS CARRETAS

QUE DEJARON LAS CARRETAS
SE VAN BORRANDO LAS LUCES
SE VAN BORRANDO LAS HUELLAS

>>76924673
where have you been fąm

>>76924686
PERO EN EL FOGÓN DEL ALMA
SIGUE VIVA LA CANDELA
DE ESE CREPITAR CONTÍNUO
DE LA LEÑA ROCIERA

NO HAY RÍO QUE LLEGUE AL MAR
ALLÍ REMONTE A LA SIERRA
Y FRUTA QUE SE REMANSE
EN EL SURCO DE LA SIEMBRA

SOLANO DE LOS PINARES
TÚ QUE ALISAS LAS ARENAS
CUANTO MÁS DE TÍ ME ALEJO
PARECE QUE ESTOY MÁS CERCA

Andalucía es mi tierra,
yo soy del sur…
yo soy del sur,
andalucía es mi tierra,
soy del sur soy andaluz
me gusta el mosto en noviembre,
y mirar al cielo azul.

y mirar al cielo azul,
de aquí fueron mis abuelos,
se formaron mis mayores,
aquí nacieron mis padres,
y nacieron mis amores.

yo soy así,
y tienen que comprender,
y tienen que comprender,
que mis costumbres son esas,
y las quiero perder.
me gusta dormir la siesta,
yo soy del sur …

el polakANO seniores...

>>76924827
Soy de la cuidad con todo lo que ves
Con su ruido, con su gente, consume vejez
Y no puedo evitar, el humo que entra hoy
Pero igual sigo creciendo, soy otro carbón
No voy a imaginar, la pena en los demás
Compro aire y si es puro, pago mucho más
No voy a tolerar, que ya no tengan fe
Que se bajen los brazos, que no haya lucidez.

Krakcuck II: Return of the Autism

>>76924891
bajando pa´arriba,
perdiendo imperdibles,
que tu no querías,
¡Qué a gusto en tu colchón,
bañado en sudor!

Que noche mas corta,
que nunca termina,
que ganas de verte,
y comerte la vida,
y ya a llegado el sol,
chipi ya hay calor.

Soñando en tus bragas,
perdiendo la vida,
por verte en mi cama,
y por verte feliz.

Decía que tenía el corazón alicatao hasta el techo

odjebało wam konkretnie

>>76925028
callate tio

>>76924979
post lascivo

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soy el Greco

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>she will never blush for me

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i know why i got gf from v4
its because i got 13 cm penis

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we cyberpunk nao

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>>76905048
Audibly kek'd

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wake up dummies

>>76929618
ale próč

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>>76929940
i don't wanna be alone

Hangover

Send help

Over

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>>76929961
Nikdy nejsi sám. Bůh tě má rád.

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>>76929986
are you telling me this fucking pervert has been watching me beat my meat? i am calling the cops

>>76930094
hahah so funyn XD

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>>76930144
thanks, i tried real hard with that one

>>76930157
tvoja mamka jebe ukrajincov

>>76930170
yeah you trolled me real hard, fucking hell man, i don't know if i can recover from being trolled so hard, damn

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>>76930212
>playing im le mature card

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>>76930231
>he doesn't realise this is all ironical
no wonder you get triggered by "le mature card", you are a fucking kid

>>76930263
im not kid i could slay you IRL with one hand

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>>76930299
>im not kid i could slay you IRL with one hand

>>76930316
they all laugh at the start

i am awake

test

>>76930299
>>76930333
oh wow, watch out, we have a tough guy over here