mum went skydiving
anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55fNDWT2Xuo
Brixton edition
>>76887177
Your mom is a teletubbie?
babestation
*puts anime in bin*
anything not cornwall: n*rtherners
cornwall: god's green earth
love how speedrunners are all mentally ill and how a lot of them are trannies
really makes you think
>>76887177
VERY EARLY
>>76887291
you ever done a speedrun?
couldnt imagine
Think I've got gallstones
>>76887291
for some reason i keep getting speedrunning videos pop up in my youtube thing. it's actually fucking insane, it's pure concentrated autism
>>76887209
>>76887258
>>76887291
>>76887310
I feel like you guys know something that I don't. Explain?
>>76887270
Okay, so he's basically saying to send the Israelis "to the pets" you know, "to the dogs", etc.
Astonishing really.
>>76887327
*repeats what I just said but louder and slower*
>>76887218
2:02 -'' I am the bomb like 9/11 ''
>>76887355
god i remember this gif must be fucking ancient by now
christ
is racemixing a human instinct?
you know
people are attracted towards different accent
>>76887453
no
sex is a human instinct however
hope to marry this girl one day x
AISHA HAS BEEN YANKED
>"blow up like the world trade"
what did he mean by this?
>>76887486
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_World_Trade_Center_bombing
>>76887469
she is a coalburner tho
>>76887437
What terrible "English" you've typed out for us.
>>76887494
Fuck off. They made that wiki post after 9/11
>>76887469
loooove her.
hope she doesn't racemix though
>>76887177
3 weeks sober lads
>>76887509
get fucked mate
>>76887494
how do you injure 1000 but only kill 6?
>>76887519
Yeah, no, I'm not getting fucked. You said nothing.
In fact, I'm GOBSMACKED by your level of intelligence.
You must be a poor NEET.
Ha. See you in hell, white nigger.
Bit drunk lads. Could be doing with a blowy
imagine dating a pornstar
Wife is in the kitchen, wine drunk, and making cookies while topless
Being married is fucking great
>>76887547
havent been out on a friday in a while
how was it
>>76887547
Enjoy gonorrhoea
>>76887559
pics of your wife please la' x
>>76887562
do you really say out on a friday for when you go out thursday night but stay out until friday morning?
>>76887562
Was good aye, lots of drinking, bitta dancing, this hot lass from work was grinding on me so i felt her up but decided not to push it any further. Ended up looking after my mates gf at the end of the night
>>76887576
Hm?
>>76887583
everyone says that in the uk mate
if you leave to go out on thursday night you're going to spend more time in the club after midnight than before midnight
Completely and absolutely fucked. Such a stupid fucking dickhead I am. Probably just ruined my chance of a normal life.
Have shagged 11 girls from tinder, 2 in amsterdam, 2 in thailand, rest in the US
The last one is one I fucked without a condom and now I have red itchy spots all over my dick, been here for over a week. Burns when I piss as well
always cum in the girl's mouth without telling her you're going to cum
>>76887590
Nothing mate
>>76887618
literally rape
>Oral sex is producing dangerous gonorrhoea and a decline in condom use is helping it to spread, the World Health Organization says.
It is warning that if you contract gonorrhoea, it is now much harder to treat and in some cases impossible.
The sexually transmitted infection is rapidly developing resistance to antibiotics.
Experts said the situation was "fairly grim" with few new drugs on the horizon.
Around 78 million people pick up the STI each year and it can cause infertility.
The World Health Organization analysed data from 77 countries and it showed gonorrhoea's resistance to antibiotics was widespread.
Dr Teodora Wi, from the WHO, said there had even been three cases - in Japan, France and Spain - where the infection was completely untreatable.
She said: "Gonorrhoea is a very smart bug, every time you introduce a new class of antibiotics to treat gonorrhoea, the bug becomes resistant."
Worryingly, the vast majority of gonorrhoea infections are in poor countries where resistance is harder to detect.
"These cases may just be the tip of the iceberg," she added.
>>76887624
do you have gonorrhoea josie
>>76887603
>>76887583
Don't listen to this utter mong. Thursday night can go on well into friday, even after sunrise in the summer, it's still thursday night.
>>76887518
pls give me a (you)
>>76887603
Yeah I mean it makes sense but we'd definitely call that going out on a thursday night here
>>76887618
Same
>>76887518
well done
been about that long for me too
>>76887618
have only come from bj's twice
who the fuck says "going out on a friday" when it's thursday?
>>76887518
well done
must be tough
your parents would be proud
>>76887634
>not playing along to troll gullible yanks
fuck off cunt
>>76887664
detected sarcastic undertones in this post
>>76887658
mongs
have never cummed during sex coz i get shy
the other guy always cums though so i dont feel to bad
>>76887632
this warning applies to 0 people in /brit/
>>76887618
Doesnt matter for me because i moan so fucking loud when im close anyway that he knows its happening
made a par on mu
>>>/mu/73782811
>>76887669
Fuck off Abdul
>>76887654
Nice lad
Lads keep telling me how proud they are of me quiting
problems actually go away when you work on them instead of just getting wasted
>>76887633
No just gallstones
how do you meet girls?
>>76887617
yeah that's an STI lad
might even be herpes lol
>>76887670
>>76887664
I am grateful for the (you) tho
>>76887603
>>76887603
>>76887603
>>76887603
The only time this lad has ever been out is when he outs himself as a billy no mates
well done lad
watching some abigail mac
>>76887698
yea
dunno
its weird i reckon ill probably drink soonish
had to basically wank myself off to cum with every girl ive been with ffs
>>76887717
>STI
Subaru?
>>76887669
>i-i was just pretending to be retarded
your first post had literally nothing to do with bait as you asked a simple question.
>>76887717
Really? Wow
Please excuse my autism: I'm American
>>76887750
yeah, Subaru drivers were the sorts to have STIs
>>76887603
then it's not a friday night it's friday morning isn't it you mong. bet you also think minge means pubes
>>76887744
I plan on finishing the summer
lads is Aisha a londoner?
v important question
>>76887755
did i?
>>76887746
used to have that problem. now the last 4 girls ive fucked i've came in under 4 minutes
wish i had your problem again desu
>>76887782
what changed
i have the same problem as the aussie
>>76887776
no, Scottish.
come on newfag ffs.
dont even think you deserve this knowledge
new cunt
morality, good and evil are all pure victorian fictions
there is only power
>>76887782
pretty sure the last girl i fucked didnt want to fuck again in part because of the fact i took over 90 minutes to cum and i could tell she was getting a bit insecure about it. it's less embarrassing but it's still a shitty feel
Anyone know what the nickname 'Napa' means? Guy is older and is a British army vet is that's relevant.
>>76887774
ive had some really terrible experiences with alcohol in the past 9 months, it's a wonder i keep going.
>>76887793
>jerked of less
>got in better shape
>looked at less degenerate porn (mostly only homemade teen stuff with the occasional milf thrown in)
but most importantly I think was the fact that I stopped being nervous or anxious during sex
>>76887705
>get added to a sc group story with 1500 people
>50 girls 15-18 add me
>few ask what they have to do so I will buy them a vape
>blow me
>almost all say ok
>>76887793
stop wanking
it'll take like 2 months to repair tho
HAHAHA LANKLETS BTFO
>>76887817
North American Pavement Ape
70s racist term for blacks
>>76887816
yeah i guess I probably wouldn't really rather have our problem
do know the last girl I shagged told me to fuck her harder and I did for like 20 seconds and then came and could literally see the disappointment in her face
haven't shagged her since
>>76887817
ayia napa
>>76887837
don't believe a single word of this
>>76887818
Stop lad
your life will only get better
Might do a wank
>>76887843
didnt she later say she wouldnt date one though?
>>76887817
Ayia Napa in cyprus probably?
>he doesn't have Anglo Saxon heritage
>>76887866
Not joking a single bit lad
>>76887889
celto brython here mate
>>76887895
you're a gay manlet
nothing you say can be taken seriously
i remember asking Aisha about the whole being 190cm thing and she said she liked it
lol
Don't understand the appeal of tall lads. All the lanky kids in school used to get mocked and honestly they look so awkward in everything they do. Plus they end up with back and knee problems. Doesn't make any sense to me
I'm gay. Anypne else?
>>76887862
need to find a nice in between desu, 30 to 45 minutes is ideal. i was railing the shit out of her and i knew when she wanted me to cum. i reckon if i did it right about then, i'd have gone back for sure.
cumming too early can be fixed too though lad, mines probably nerves and yours is oversensitivity
>>76887917
Im not gay and I'm not a manlet
>>76887927
m8 girls idea of a tall guy is a guy who's like 4-5" taller than them. not hard when they're 5'5
>>76887843
she's a slag, she'd shag a warm towel
Do brits comprehend both feet inches and centimeters?
>>76887935
how would I cure oversensitivity? already had me cock mutilated at birth haha
I heard that getting in better cardiovascular shape helps.
I can last forever when shes on top luckily which is what a lot of girls like best anyway. completely fucked in doggy or even missionary though
>>76887955
loooooooooooooooool
keep telling yourself that ffs lol
holy shit manlets man
>>76887942
you're the welder who's addicted to snus then
point still stands
>>76887583
no, "I'm out on the ThursFri."
lol
>>76887917
I still have a lot of people that tried to add me that I haven't added back
i do not weep for my friends on land
nor for my house carpenter
but i do weep for my own young son
who never i will see no more
I can't believe people actually moved to
>a massively early new
>with the wrong subject
>with the wrong OP structure
>made by a yank
You should all be ashamed
Men under 170cm should crossdress as a cute little girl
>>76887972
Mate you post all the time about how bitter you are towards women because they aren't attracted to you. Cop on fucksake
>>76887960
>>76887979
lol the snus poster is me
>>76888009
shut the fuck up
>>76888035
>>76887996
>>76888023
i'm not even bitter
i was being a twat loool
womyn find me attractive as in, isn't he cute :3 i'd like to show my parents him :3
>>76887817
(Kid)napper
>>76888035
lmao
WHOA HOLD UP, AISHA HAS NUDES????
SOMEBODY POST EM
>>76888042
Get fucked Chavez
>>76888037
Enjoy your canEnjoy your cancer.
>>76888053
Christ you're pathetic
>>76888006
Proof
>>76888073
I will
>>76887996
hate yank memes
>>76887968
cardiovascular and physical shape in general helps, as does positions, small kinks etc. alcohol is also pretty good at reducing sensation, after two drinks i reckon it takes me four times longer to cum when i wank then completely sober. maybe wanking more, that will probably allow you to last longer but you might have a weaker stiffy/load.
in my opinion, giving them a good time is better than a long time. i made last girl cum 3 times, the first time within 10 minutes. just get them on top, pull them in toward your and pound upwards for 5+ minutes and they'll be foaming at the mouth. then, cum whenever
>>76888073
Good one spastic
hey lisicki you go fashcore yet?
>>76888091
fuck off paul
>>76888096
foh sho
>>76887746
Bless your heart! It sounds like an anxiety thing desu, are you insecure about your body or anything? Hmm I've found that having a regular partner helps with any anxious periods I have? Idk why but the more used to someone I am the easier it is for me to cum. The familiarity is nice I guess?
>>76888075
>2002
nonce
Theresa may resign
>>76888094
Not spastic, just hate tobacco and tobacco users because it's really unhealthy.
>>76887996
just linked that webm to summer
pending response
>>76888121
Yee i dont add those
Dont want to delet them tho
zizek was on this week's this week
>>76888134
More about how you're unable to type a sentence
love aisha
Who is Lisicki?
What is his relationship to "Kev"?
Does "Kev" post here?
What's his trip?
Explain the /brit/ lore for me.
>>76888075
i'm too old to start using snapchat and i dont have any friends
looks silly when a man has nothing but selfies
>>76888009
make early new thread during dead hours, spam to make it look active and people follow the apparent herd
>>76888146
It was a typo.
Calm down.
>>76888151
wasn't expecting that desu
>>76888111
nice
having trouble finding a good haircut myself cause my head is really big but i've got the rest of the look down
1 ukraine >>>>>>> 10 Britains
>>76888112
familiarity would help but i'm not insecure about my body. all i can think of is that i'm insecure in how much they're enjoying it, so i want to see them cum a lot more than myself.
>>76888207
>ukraine
>>>/x/
I lost my Lumix camera in the toilet of KFC in London
>>76888207
What the fuck is a Ukraine?
>>76888213
ARE YOU ME
>>76888205
what's your hair texture?
>>76888165
How old?
I started using it like 2 years after everybody else
>>76888213
what you replied to was aishas response to a similar question
>>76888161
Shut up Poleaboo
I SAID DOES AISHA HAVE NUDES???
>>76888234
it's really thick
>>76888264
they dont exist
Why are yanks so stupidly easy to bait
Don't think I've noticed this with any other nationality
>>76888264
they've been posted here a bunch of times
>>76888161
Choke on a cumsock
>>76888296
Who is Lisicki?
What is his relationship to "Kev"?
Does "Kev" post here?
What's his trip?
>>76888271
Because they're insanely better than Britain? Perhaps they still have some pride left. Your country is shit and non white and nobody seems to care.
>>76888297
oh
wew
bit late lad
always a bit awkward when I add an older friend and I see that im one of their top 7 friends after sending like 2 snaps
>>76888264
>>76888241
that makes sense, seemed so fucking girly in how it was written
>>76888035
is this a /brit/ meme? there aren't as many as they seem as a lot are just ripoffs from other generals or boards
no offense lads
>>76888312
Show the post you were banned for.
>>76888312
Shut it
>>76888310
Fuck off
>>76888325
how does one know this is aisha's bum?
>>76888207
1 russian >>>>>>>>> 10 ukrainea
>>76888312
>Yanks
>>76888341
>Fuck off
Help me with this.
There is Kev, the "walking towards door" guy.
He has a YT channel where he walks his dead dog.
But who is Lisicki? It's his last name?
Please respond.
>>76888266
eh.
not that you're asking, but I can't really help you here.
put argan oil in it
>>76888271
shut up no we're not
miss little britain
>>76888365
Die
>Ukraine
>>76888382
Also, is 190cm master race Kev or Lisicki or both?
Need help with this lad.
>>76888096
look at those frat boy cunts
Wonder if the irony'll be lost on that guy with the proxy
>>76888367
thanks i'll get some of that shit
guess i'll have to ask a hairdresser irl what haircut to go with since i don't wanna post myself on 4chan
dont understand when people have a lot of sexual partners. by that i mean: when does it happen, under what circumstances
im not exactly a normie but i go out a lot, and on the average night no one pulls. that is true for everyone who goes to clubs/bars/etc. the average person doesnt pull. but it seems lots of people have had multiple sexual partners
dont understand it
Feel like complete fucking shit. Good mate found out I shagged his gf over the 4th
He's my flatmate and we threw a party, but he had to be home for a wedding.
Anyway we told his gf she could come by as we're all close and she was looking really fucking fit.
One thing led to another and we fucked. Shes the hottest girl ive ever slept with so it makes me feel a bit better, but have been ignoring his texts because i cant face him
>>76888207
>>76888338
I'm in Ukraine right now
it's really weird because I find tall girls really attractive.
Aisha however is not able to pull her height off, literally the way she carries herself puts me off her
like wtf lol
>>76888396
Fall off a building
Going back to work now byee x
>>76888397
They have frats in the UK?
Brings new meaning to the perfidious albion phrase, given it's Greek origins.
>>76888434
filtered
>>76888423
Last 2 years since I got tall and somewhat attractive I pull a different girl about once every 1.5 months. Unless i have a consistent fwb.
Makes sense because I fucked about 16 different girls in the last 2 years.
aisha looks better without makeup and without sucking her cheeks in desu
>>76887868
have you finished x
>>76888419
best you look for it yourself 2bh la'
always try to look rugged btw.
womyn prefer this look
https://www.ebay.co.uk/rpp/pride
>>76888476
there's something about her thighs and shoulders that really put me off her lol
>>76888476
she looks tall and awkward
>>76888476
looks quite adorable in this
>>76888499
many girls u shagged then?
>>76888556
he ate a one night stands box for about an hour and that's the extent of it
>>76888476
whos aisha? this is the chick muhammad raped?
aisha looks awkward but thats endearing because it suggests she has an actual personality
what is /brit/ is this a general for only british people? why so many aussies and americans?
>>76888471
same here
womyn are so shallow it hurts me.
i have 4 numbers on my phone rn that I could phone and shag rn if I wanted (no prostitute jokes)
>>76888213
You sound like such an angel omg bless you! Maybe it's worth trying to find a more regular partner then? That way you could try to focus on yourself more sometimes? I've found that when I'm more used to someone it's easier to talk about your worries and stuff? Like if I was with you and you explained this to me I'd wanna spend more time dedicated to you? Idk if that helps at all love :(
>>76888499
been keeping a light stubble recently mostly just cause i cba to shave but it should help with the rugged look
may just grow my hair out for a bit and see how that goes since no specific haircut is really jumping out at me as something that would be fitting
>>76888591
it's nearly 4am mate there obviously wont be as many brits around as usual
all I'm saying is jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>76888576
there are two types of womyn lad
normie womyn
womyn that want to be normie
dont act like she's different.
>>76888231
are you sending these things to aisha then replying to me lad haha
>>76888642
i unironically posted my questions before your posts
but they happened to be so perfectly identical just by chance i figured i could do a little recycling of Aishas answers
>>76888604
why post shit like this? what possibly goes through your thick fucking skull that makes you think "hm, it would be funny or interesting if I posted this complete and utter tripe".
is it some sort of chemical combination of the incessant amount of corn syrup you consume you stupid fat fuck?
is it some sort of trauma from being mutilated as a child that makes something in your autism riddled brain signal that you should make a post this legitimately shit?
This isn't fucking pasta, or sketti as you'd call it, this is a real response to your vile reddit meme about jet fuel and 9/11
fuck off, wish your mom would've vaccinated you with SARS, shame shes anti-vacc
wow apparently King Arthur conquered Norway, Iceland, Britain + France according to Geoffrey of Monmouth
mad
>>76888601
yeah, always grow facial hair, womyn are told they like facial hair rn and therefore facial hair is a must rn.
but yeah go with whatever hair you want, barbers and hairdressers will never give you the hair you want, learn to cut your own 2bh
i dont but want to.
>>76888709
isn't the historical evidence for arthur like one line in a manuscript that says a man with that name may have fought a battle somewhere
>>76888601
should i shave?
>redditspaced shit
not reading. mental how some people after years of using reddit cannot help but hit enter twice after every few words
>>76888734
no
keep growing it
pls
>yeah, always grow facial hair, womyn are told they like facial hair rn and therefore facial hair is a must rn.
>but yeah go with whatever hair you want, barbers and hairdressers will never give you the hair you want, learn to cut your own 2bh
>i dont but want to.
>>76888724
The historical basis for the King Arthur legend has long been debated by scholars. One school of thought, citing entries in the Historia Brittonum (History of the Britons) and Annales Cambriae (Welsh Annals), sees Arthur as a genuine historical figure, a Romano-British leader who fought against the invading Anglo-Saxons some time in the late 5th to early 6th century. The Historia Brittonum, a 9th-century Latin historical compilation attributed in some late manuscripts to a Welsh cleric called Nennius, contains the first datable mention of King Arthur, listing twelve battles that Arthur fought. These culminate in the Battle of Badon, where he is said to have single-handedly killed 960 men. Recent studies, however, question the reliability of the Historia Brittonum.[7]
The other text that seems to support the case for Arthur's historical existence is the 10th-century Annales Cambriae, which also link Arthur with the Battle of Badon. The Annales date this battle to 516–518, and also mention the Battle of Camlann, in which Arthur and Medraut (Mordred) were both killed, dated to 537–539. These details have often been used to bolster confidence in the Historia's account and to confirm that Arthur really did fight at Badon. Problems have been identified, however, with using this source to support the Historia Brittonum's account. The latest research shows that the Annales Cambriae was based on a chronicle begun in the late 8th century in Wales. Additionally, the complex textual history of the Annales Cambriae precludes any certainty that the Arthurian annals were added to it even that early. They were more likely added at some point in the 10th century and may never have existed in any earlier set of annals. The Badon entry probably derived from the Historia Brittonum.[8]
>>76888747
Makes it much easier to read
Its genuinely a good idea
Wish more people would do it
>>76888668
oh ye cheers lad, reckon she's hitting the mark for you?
>>76888762
honestly is there a way to groom it? it gets stringy if i keep growing it and then looks like I'mtrying really hard and failing, wheras that pic just looks like he's not shaved for a few days
Terrible thread
>>76888811
just stay cleaned shaven if you can't grow decent facial hair
younger girls prefer clean shaven like the justin bieber look so go for that
>>76888856
what if mine looks the same as "should I shave"
doing a sex wee
>>76888876
keep it
watching the roman invasion of britain
it's narrated by bettany hughes
she's thicc
>>76888811
grow hair to match it then
it's about the whole look mandem
>>76888121
2002 was fifteen years ago, which is legal in the land of ice, sweet teat
x
>>76888949
>mandem
hello nigger
am i better looking than 190cm
https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/882650901751758852
>>76888855
Not those numbers doe
did anyone else not go through the awkward neckbeard stage and just straight up grew a beautiful beard?
>>76889003
no
you're a fat ginger who needs to shave
>>76889003
looking good lad
>>76889054
fuck off cunt
>>76888888
taking a look
>>76889054
harsh but true
>>76889068
In a book?
>>76889077
>>76889054
fuck off
>>76889077
>>76889054
dickheads
this land is your land
If your school had more than 2 ethnics per year you are living in a shithole
DO you pronounce the 't' in often
You all better not forget to bow down when you see me.
>>76889170
blow it out your ass
>>76889160
had about 5-10% non whites in school
>>76889167
why don't brits pronounce the h, t, or r?
>>76889187
Far too high
>>76889197
This is a meme. It depends entirely on regional speaking
>>76889220
why don't northerners pronounce the h, t, or r?
had about 60% non whites in the ol' 'ool
>>76888881
good lad
>>76889003
i forget what 190kg looks like, post an image of him so i can compare
>>76889160
I was one of the 8% white kids we had our school
all black peopl
*blocks your path*
wat do?
Very smooth tarmac on the M5 around Bristol, rate it highly
>attention whoring 28 year old is here
im off
>>76889309
umm, im pretty sure that's not actually 190kg btw
>>76889312
oh no, please don't go
>>76889326
im the most liked poster on /brit/ watch your fucking mouth
>>76889337
>Most liked poster on /brit/
heh, i'm the literal king of /brit/, I have my own personal army, don't mess with me kiddo
>>76889337
That's why I want you to stay and whine for us. :)
>>76889368
what app or website is that?
>>76889385
https://curiouscat.me/aishamiles
>>76889397
livid about this. yesterday she told me she had shagged a yank
this sametwat beta white knight is STILL talking to her and posting screenshots in the middle of the night
imagine the state of his life
>>76889231
They're subhuman
>>76889003
That fucking hairline though lmao
>>76889439
>imagine the state of his life
proper grim
>>76889434
she said she fucked a cut dick
Tried to go on /lgbt/ to gain heightened understanding and if not sympathy for transpeople but I left feeling more revolted and genocidal than ever
>>76889495
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
>>76889434
No, she just said she had sex with a circumcised guy
Could have been a Jew
Could have been a Korean
Could have been a leaf
>>76889558
Touched a nerve?
floss keeps cutting my gums, any tips?
simple.
as.
>>76889582
stop flossing so often it wrecks your mouth
>>76889582
Use these instead, and go for the softer/less taught floss option
>>76889582
floss more, your gums will get used to it.
>>76889603
t. dr pepper
>>76889603
can't afford inter-dental brushes and it's the next best thing
keep wanting to genocide the jews, any tips?
migrate in 4 posts
>>76885253
>>76885253
>>76885253
>>76889611
been flossing for like over a month now. still hurts :(
>>76889645
zyklon b > zyklon a
>>76889658
Be sure to rinse with mouth wash after lad
310
>>76889577
>>76889540
jesus you faggots are obsessed hahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>76889312
who?