Nice bums edition
Fuck Drumpf
>>76885651
>>76885649
>>76885643
>>76885600
very extremly bad posts
love that bum
>>76885660
RUDE
I think both Republicans and Democrats can agree that our country needs lots of improvements. How would you make this a better country?
Pic related
>>76885688
Remove everything except Texas and new hampshire
Why does it seem like me and the fucking dane are the only ones who bother making threads anymore
I made on yesterday, then the dane made the nightly one, then I made the last one, then the dane made this one
You guys make me ashamed to post here
Independence?
Danemark if you are going to make a thread please write "Canada + USA + Mexico - /CUM/" to make it official.
>>76885688
bad idea
>>76885710
no
Fast food tier list
Discuss
r8 me cucks
hi
>>76885742
>buying fast food
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEgTppFqksk
>>76885742
>No whataburger
It's shit
>>76885742
>DQ
>burgers
>eating anywhere but locally owned pizza parlors
i had good pizza in sacremento but it wasn't good enough to g back to california ever
>>76885778
No one cares about that irrelevant chain
I will be fucking rich one of these days and you'll see
>>76885742
wendys chikun very gud
>tfw no whataburger in Cali
>>76885835
can you make us rich too pls
cum is no fun without the regulars
>No one cares about that irrelevant chain
fedoraposting is trivial
>>76885918
but Im here
>fedoraposting is trivial
>>76885742
>went to CiCi's alone
>everone else was with their gf or family
>felt bad man
>Getting upset over someone insulting a burger chain you like
>>76885924
>>76885981
>>76885964
Excellent posts.
>>Getting upset over someone insulting a burger chain you like
saw a black mother at work with her kid. she was soooooooooo cute.
wtf i don't hate black people anymore?!@!
hate ryna now
>>76886017
Bringing porch monkeys to our continent was a mistake
>>76886017
I thought you were a neet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZKgf5WG0g
Fast food was a mistake
>>76886017
>tfw turned down qt weeb lightskin cause race mixing bad meme
when /cum/ was down in the morning I listened to rules of nature and it has to be this way for a good hour and a half
>>76886088
it is bad
>american coinage
I want to masturbate but I know I shouldn't
>>76886143
jesus is watching you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNoZ6R_XjiU&t=159s
i don't want to masturbate i want a gf
>>76886143
i masturbated earlier today
not proud of it
I want to masturbate but I don't know how
does anyone else daydream about living life with a qt gf? like an entire coherent storyline and stuff.
Just masturbated
>I want to masturbate but I know I shouldn't
>>76886109
Don't want kids so why even care.
I masturbate twice a day w/o porn.
anything besides straight edge noporn is haram.
t. sober for 3 days
I jack off every three days now
Dick's dying lads
>>76886195
write your story out for me and I'll give you feedback
TeSt
>>76886173
>Hanging out with normie friends in high school
>One guy starts talking about jacking off and that everybody secretly masturbates
>Cute girl says she would but doesn't know how
>>76886213
i will see you with the negress in public and think about hitler and say something autistic under my breath
>>76886263
turn off your flags to see if you can post something terrible?
iktf
literally just finish masturbating
time to close those 13 bars i have open
>>76886263
>>76886278
get phones
bought some boxer briefs that give me testicle support
bought some milsurp belgian underwear 4 years ago. haven't bought any since.
hate myself and wanna die haha
drinking alcohol
>>76886249
it's too embarassing even for an anonymous board
>>76886353
Same haha
>tfw tidy whities
They're cheap and I don't see the point in spending money on anything else
FACT: /cum/ would be better without non /cum/ posters
>>76886367
boxer briefs are comfier
>>76886359
You're too embarrassing for life
I need regular boxers so my pendulum balls can swing freely like nature intended
FACT: I will get laid within the next 6 months of 2017.
>tidy whities
daaaw, who's a big boy? you are
>>76886422
How have you been making progress?
>>76886422
Fact + 1: no you won't
>>76886422
be realistic
lmao you thought I was testing flags
no I don't use flags at all
>>76886422
I'm screenshotting this
>canadian stalkers
>>76886452
Awful cover story
Being mentally unhinged should be all the more reason to execute a death row inmate, not less
What's next, they're gonna say psychopaths deserve clemency too because they're mentally abnormal?
why can't I suck dicks without being called a faggot?
>>76886477
What is the point of this post?
>>76886456
wtf?!
are you ok mexico?!
The cure for mental illness is death
Are mexicans the new abhorrent posters?
>>76886477
why do americans feel the need to be called a hero for kill someone else?
>>76886518
Shut the fuck up mexicans are the best posters and the only group keeping cum afloat
The point is that we should be getting rid of detriments to society instead of supporting them on taxpayer dime
>>76886522
Eliminating trash from this world is heroic
>>76886477
>>76886506
if people wholly unfit to live in polite society shouldn't be executed for their crimes, who should?
>>76886513
Or just get prescribed amphetamines and you're set for life.
pfff hahaha canada likes mexicoooo
Canada like mexico canada likes mexico
>>76886422
I won't. I stopped using dating apps this year and i think it's ruined me because it's not like I'm going tom meet a girl in real life to fuck.
How soon will our debt to China come to bite me in the ass?
(sarcasm) Wow Denmark made another awful post how surprising (sarcasm)
like mexicans
hate canadians
neutral on americans
>>76886585
if you invest in firearms, never
>>76886572
it is litterally not possible for a person whose second language is english to make that joke.
>>76886422
name of the girl?
>the dane keeps shitposting even though everyone is ignoring him
>>76886617
its not a dane. its a leaf proxy. it has na hours everyday. it has never responded to any other dane and the other day its posted a capcha and it was in english. I imagine the leaf is serving a permaban
>constantly bitch about horrible posts
>constantly bitch about horrible posts
>constantly bitch about horrible posts
>again constantly bitch about horrible posts
>and once again constantly bitch about horrible posts
>
>
>
>
>doesn't make the effort in making good posts himself
WOOOW so this is the power of american posters. whoaaa
Best european country
>>76886694
most wrong post in the thread
>>76886705
glad you think im getting laid, friend
DEJA VU
>>76886716
lmao. way to make the convo about yourself.
you must be really popular with the laddies ;^^
>>76886716
Not so fast there, that's the second most wrong post in the thread
ååååååååå
i am good with them thanks for asking
>>76886755
Sucking dicks?
>>76886755
who is this table thumper
>Laid down in bed to read another chapter from my book
>Browse /cum/ for the last hour under my bedsheets instead
I do not regret it
>>76886585
We're the ones tricking chinks into buying our debt. We're playing them, not the other way around.
>>76885600
Denmark is seducing me again.
>>76886794
>going to bed at 9PM the latest
why?
are ayys real
I also wish I had spent more of my life on /cum/ instead of reding books
^terrible post
>>76886815
he's a dane using an american proxy
>>76886815
I'm not going to sleep yet you dork, I just find laying in bed extremely comfy
what book should I buy so I can get a qt librarian gf
just took a shower, AMA
>>76886817
that is actually spooky
>>76886868
Is your bum clean enough to eat out of?
>>76886868
What brand of bar soap do you use? rather partial to irish spring lately myself
>>76886855
no cumster has a gf, we can't give you advice
>>76886880
dove
>>76886855
gulag archipelago
>>76886882
do tinder one nighters count
ok i need to go. see ya lads
>>76886868
Bout to take one myself. wish me luck
about fucking time
maybe we can have a good looking op for the day
>>76886914
make sure you dont get shampoo in your eyes, its always a danger
>>76886855
pick one
You nerds might be interested in the research I've been doing about how to interact with woman. I have concluded that the human mating procedure has two unlying components, that without them, one is destine to die alone. They are:
1 - Walking up to girls and talking to them.
2 - Asking them to do stuff with you.
I feel like I've really opened the field with my insight. I am conducting futher investigation on why certain male homosapiens have an inability to do these two simple things. Any thoughts on my reseach?
>>76886868
Hey so did I
Did you shower with cold water?
>>76886936
I live in Califronia so I can't just...
>>76886957
warm
at first it was scalding hot so I had to stand where the faucet couldnt reach
>>76886955
why would i want to talk to or do things with a woman?
>>76886979
Please answer my question
wish i was a fag so i wouldn't have to deal with women desu
the book haul
got the whole stack for $5.50 used
what am i possibly to do with all this DICK?
>>76886983
they're pretty and smell nice
I know this SUPER HOT girl who I went to school with and had a class with and she's in Japan right now so I talk to her about this TV show from japan. My friend really wants to fuck her and so do I but all I do right now is just talk about this show and japan with her.
What's my endgame here?
>>76887010
But then you'd go to hell.
>>76887041
don't remind me ;_;
>>76887037
nice take
Does changing my name to Jamal improve my chances with white women?
>>76887010
Can can start from traps desu
>>76887050
He could always repent on his deathbed
>>76887037
confirmed 5'8 at worst
>>76887061
No, but getting /fit/ might.
>>76887083
uh
I had my brother pose with his hand like that for the picture
>>76887112
could be your room is dark red
>>76887112
>damage control
>>76887037
Really fucking CRINGE
aeiou
>>76887037
really like the colored pencils
>>76887167
ancient meme
>>76887050
I'm agnostic so it's not like I believe that anyways
This is my shelf of Classics
>>76887037
>No SPQR
Trash
>>76887200
>tfw no library full of hardcovers
herro
wat iz za besuto way to rimubu bulakku heedzu?
Sup guys
>books
I live here
>>76887200
also very fake
no 4'3 man would have a hockey stick that long
>reading
>tfw dont own any books out of fear they might crush me if they fall off the shelf during an earthquake
>>76887200
>barnes & noble
>>76887240
It's my brother's, he left it there
dude books lmao
I just threw my nail clippings out the window
>>76887200
>king
>star wars
>flawless spines
My fav books are sun tzu art of war and hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
these are my books
>>76885643
FUCK YOU!
toyota or honda?
>>76887318
mine is the Bible and Atlas shrugged
>>76887341
toyota
>>76887341
>>76887341
Toyota
>>76887341
toyohonda
nice submarine
>reading fiction
>ever
How does it feel to have the mind of a girl?
>nip cars
>>76887362
>It isn't fucking yellow
It's shit.
>guy in treatment I was going to sell drugs to got taken way by the police last night
th-thx higher power
>>76887200
ryan......
>>76887333
why did you save this
>>76887372
They're cheap like your mom's loose cunt
im so lonely its just bad
How does Ryan get so many (((you's))) all the time? Are his posts really worth your time?
>>76887382
I save all the personal pictures people post.
I think someone got one of relevant information of me once so I thought id never let another one go.
>>76887276
Man gimme money to remove enemies m8
>>76887378
Does my flag look like Ottawa's?
>>76887374
>tfw you learn that the Beatles hated interacting with each other so much that Abbey Road was recorded with each Beatle separately and mixed together later by editors
>selling drugs to people at AA
what's the point of paying 3500$ for treatment if you're doing drugs?
>>76887372
they're better than american cars
>>76887200
>someone actually bought all of the shitty barns and noble reprints with tumblr covers of "classics"
>>76887411
Didn't Harrison let Clapton fuck his wife?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIi1bjl_iqE
he's fuming
sure hope nobody uses that picture of my thrift store bargain Dell monitor for nefarious purposes
gonna do a sratcher and win money
So when is that stupid wall going up, faggets?
>they're better than american cars
>>76887514
SHT THE FUCK UP CARLOS
>>76887514
when you get a job and start paying for it. never.
>>76887527
sieht als shite aus
>>76887527
couple more pictures and you'll be able to make a composite image of my battlestation
>>76887497
i must have dropped it at work
http://watch.cbc.ca/extraordinary-canadians/season-2/episode-3/38e815a-00c8915eea9
What the fuck? Fuck you Canada for appropriating even our separatists.
>>76887558
you think henrico is the one with all the old pics?
its him or some other virginia and not the virginia
>>76887477
him + yankee marshal DESU
This a Buddha statue that fell in the water, say something nice about it.
>>76887417
Just selling some prescription I had lying around since I'm not goig to use ot
>>76887578
Like how little culture do you need to have for you to appropriate people that you accuse of wanting to break apart your "beautiful federation" ?
>>76887638
Buddhism is the only relgion I respect and I'm not even a buddhist
>>76887602
I'm sure he has been keeping track of our every move since the beginning. The real /cum/ detective
>>76887638
nice dick
>>76887609
>Buddhism is the only relgion I respect and I'm not even a buddhist
getting a package delivered is one of the greatest things in life
>>76887647
it's a jab by the federal government:your separatists are still canadian, even though they pretend not to be, and since you are canadian, you are still under canadian federal gov control, goy.
>fedora (582).jpg
Today I...
>>76887678
Yeah, I'm glad they decided to jab at separatists instead of actually listing "great" canadians.
Why are there so many literal faggots on here?
>>76887653
someone has.
I dont know if your messing with me or not. but not toooo long ago someone spilled awhole bunch of lmm pics I have seen in many many moons. makes me think what else is out there. granted I dont think I ever posted much asde old beer cans. which even you were probabaly too new for
Just bought some weed ama
>>76887737
Wish i had a joint right now
>>76887737
How much maryjewwanna do you have to inject to OD?
Guys what do you think of european nations starting to use electric cars
Since the us petro dollar is bound by the petrol market that can hurt the usa economy
>Why are there so many literal faggots on here?
love weeb girls
love TWICE「TT -Japanese ver.-」https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t35H2BVq490
love rocks
hate rockford
simple as
>>76887788
electric cars are such a meme. Are you not going to drive when it's freezing temperature? Are you not going to drive 100+ miles?
>>76887706
creating propaganda to focus and preserve heritage in tiny media programs seems like something quebec would do; while, real powers use the media to remind and assert over the subordinates of who is really in charge.
>>76887840
>It took him THIS long to come up with this weak bait
>>76887840
Do the frenchies in quebec really have a big separatist movement?
Or canada media force unification and unity to quebec people on a larger scale
>>76887869
>he was refreshing the page several times a minute just so he could see my reply
like a puppy, good boy.
cum's too mean at night. cya in the morning
>>76887899
You're not gonna get an unbiased answer from an anglo.
>>76887909
>he doesn't have 4chan X
I don't know why I expected Canadians to understand technology.
>>76887899
The separatist movement is decent in size, but not nearly as big as the Macedonianist movement.
>>76887922
I hope you die in your sleep, faggot.
>>76887939
Hahahhaha nice pic
bad thread
/int/ is boring
Same threads every day.
Go in any of the generals it's nothing but status update shitposts that half of them don't even get replies.
low-key worst board on 4chan. Like a lazier /r9k/.
*goes to sleep*
*dies*
aughjgk this is your fault
>starts shooting heroin
heh, looks like I beat alcoholism
Ooooh get soon
listening to DEERHUNTER
>>76887899
the only party to actually have power and ability to organize separatism is small, and receives its salary from the federal gov. literal paid cuck.
>>76887200
What is the point of keeping books after you have read them?
>>76888031
How do you "organize separatism" exactly?
>>76888020
it will be mine and it will be a shitpost
>hurrr 4chan is low quality
Welcome to your stay here. You're here forever.
>>76888058
Depends two ways threw force or threw the law which means politics
>>76888032
>memorizing every book you read
>not having a nice library to admire
@76887976
then LEAVE
Is this how you eat pussy?
Really sad without a bf lads.
>>76888062
can't wake up
>>76887341
Subaru
>>76888119
r u qt
>>76885779
>Chugs in charge of having enough brain cells to taste
How to fix /cum/:
1. Homosexuality posts are punishable by death
2. Consecutive anime posts are a 2 day ban
3. Proxy Euros permab&
r8
>>76888164
How qt is a 110kg powerlifter?
>be fat ass that lifts once a year
>call myself powerlifter
lol
>>76888233
>t. homosexual poster
>>76888201
Why you hate me as europoster
that was mean im sorry
>>76888201
Seems reasonable.
vaping some weed rn
On the roof because it's sunset and I haven't gotten my daily Vitamin D yet
what's up guys
haven't posted or looked at /cum/ in a few weeks
...it's improved, right?
The m in cum stands for macedonia
>>76888257
Did you just admit you're a proxy? Someone inform the custodial staff (unpaid)
>>76888258
Haven't smoked weed in 5 years
ITS WAY TOO FUCKING HOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
philosophy is for gays
>>76888323
Nope im not a proxy
>>76888330
This. It was 30C this morning wtf
>>76888305
Keeps switching between fast and dead
don't let dane make new
>>76888379
posts
>>76888300
Wow is this American poverty?
>>76888379
So you make it faggot
must I do everything?
>>76888379
Wish granted >>76888414
>>76887200
>no German authors