/brit/

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sue

>>76877943
>ywn do heroin with sara

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>friend messages me ~ ten times whining that he was stood up
>think of an insightful reply
>me: "what a shame"
>him: "Show some empathy for once"
>me: "we could have a pint"
>him: "Fuck off"

was it something I said?

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anime

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anime

>>76877943

Is that a pre/post op tranny?

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can't believe sara took the piss out of a mentally ill man

Bet girls would be freaked out if they knew how much time I spend fantasising about their bumholes haha

I'm at a gay sauna about to suck some cocks through glory holes

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>>76878010

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the only thing i know about the isle of wight is manly tears aka britbong lives there.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=GjpI6tmIQco

>>76878030
tak of towl

>>76877943
>Joy Division
bit fascist

alri

Need a goth gf this instant

>>76878039
She's history's greatest monster

did caralad die

>>76878010
no idea what is going on here

these were men wae trade

Think the government should take all the money off rich people and just give it out to everyone.

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>>76878072

Enjoy the cock? I'll get my glock.

>>76878095
Yeah, I slit his throat from ear to ear and left him in a pool of his own blood

>>76878096
Its eating the head of a male its fukd

is the stereotype of 4chan still 40 year old fat men? howling at sara. still stuck in 2006

>>76878059
this image is freaking me out
never realised that the nose and mouth belonged to wojak
looks like wojak is in pepe makeup and mask

>>76878117
>wee pit
>not runt pit
really missed an opportunity

>but you also have good genes
height is not an indicator of good genes

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hahaha trueeeeee *likes* *shares*

>>76877986
authorities have been alerted

>>76878117
hit a bit too close to home this one did

is the paddy that had that image of most of the significant events and inventions in human history being attributable to US and Europe about? need that image

Admit you're a fag? Time to unload the mag.

>>76878127
who's he?

>>76878127
handsome looking lad

honestly i wasn't a brainlet until i started reading yank posts on /brit/

Bike test tomorrow lads

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what did Tim mean by this?

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>imagine actually going to search yourself in a 2 week old post in the archive of a place you hate

Sports Direct boss Mike Ashley has told a High Court judge he is a "power drinker" who likes to get drunk.

Mr Ashley told the judge he would have had four to five pints within an hour, after being asked how much he had drunk by a lawyer representing Mr Blue.

"It was a fun evening, drinking at pace," he said. "I like to get drunk. I am a power drinker."

Mr Ashley added: "My thing is not to drink regularly. It is binge drinking. I am trying to get drunk."

>>76878265
That Hausen clown has probably been tormenting him again.

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>racemixing is bad because your kids will be ug-

>>76878271
she looks perma-JUSTed somehow

love the aristocracy

downloading some avril hall scenes, shes amazing

>>76878297
those niglets are ugly

>>76878271
imagine how many bogs those hands have been in

tbf if i knew i was a meme on a message board i'd be searching to see what people are saying about me and so would you

>>76878297
'ce

Been very virtuous this week lads

No booze
Exercise every day
lot of reading
eating healthy as fuck

Getting dumped has been good for me hehe

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>someone at work is bringing their 15 year old daughter in tomorrow

>>76878339
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love brits
hate yanks
simple as

>>76878271
>tfw Sara is 19 and looks 45

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>niglets

>>76878328
nah m8. they're the future.

>>76878339
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>>76878346
please wait patiently until the police arrive

>>76878346
'e

>>76878297

Adorable.

insects are quite a wretched form of life

>>76878384
NONCE

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ah yes the so called mentally ill communist gf

feel sorry for tom 2bh

>>76878360

Always rated Norway.

Never met a Norwegian, but I assume you're safe as fuck.

>>76878362

She's 19?! The hell, she looks like she's pushing 30 at least.

Take it in the ass? It's time to gas.

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>>76878297

>>76878393
excuse me stop culturally appropriating our language

>>76878401
fuck off already

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>>76878362
the utter state of white women

>>76878401
glad I have a gf who openly admits women are crazy and she doesn't even understand her own mood swings

>>76878428
stop posting this cherry picked meme, a lot of people look like shit when theyre younger

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better

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>>76878428
DeNiro was ugly

Also healthy mixing requires white eggs and dark men's sperm

>>76878417
might be 20 by now, but all of the commieslags were born in 1997

>>76878465
It's not about looking like shit, it's about looking like someone else's kid

>>76878490
hello mr goldstein

Real talk: Exploited College Girls > Girls Do Porn

>>76878490
hello nigger

Don't want to live in a world without white men.

>>76878571
bit gay

>>76878490
>plucking your children's eyebrows for instagram fame
hate the vanity of women

>>76878346
The friend I usually hang around with has his 18 year old sister hanging around his place for the next few months (they're from Yorkshire, but he lives in Cambridge and she will be studying there starting October) and she keeps hitting on me.

>>76878571
bender

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why do british people look like this?

Literally nothing is enjoyable when you're tired. All you can think about is sleep. Just horrible. Wish I was a robot or something.

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>>76878571

>>76878589
those aren't plucked lad they'd be thinner if they were

>imagine posting the same video about the same thing every single day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNMPqEMtLjs

>>76878629
I would literally call them niggers irl if I were their grandpa

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Found a really nice tune on soundcloud yesterday, spammed it for 2 days. Go check history so I can follow the lass and it's been deleted. I really hate this copyright bullshit or whatever got her tube deleted. Can't even follow the person back ffs

Every song that pops through my ears feels like shit right about now, I'm pretty pissed. I'll never find that song or artist again. For all the good SoundCloud have done sometimes I feel they deserved to be losing millions last year. What a way to Kill artist, piece of fucking shit I don't wanna listen to these fucking shit adds

>>76878608
Irish peasant migration
Poor climate
Poor diet
Depressing surroundings
Large lower class

would hold hands with aisha and marry rosy. wouldn't bother with sara at all.

Is tinder any good these days?

Don't really want to date, just want to meet for drinks and fuck tbqh

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>I would literally call them niggers irl if I were their grandpa

>>76878669
whats it called? just find another one

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>brits import their biscuits and tea

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>>76878629
>when you impregnate two generations of your slaves in a row

>>76878686
Nah not for lads like you sorry, try grindr

>>76878709
called a nigger a ''wog'' while in a brawl 2 and a half years ago

>>76878720
I don't even remember, I really should've of followed it after the 10th replay

tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Vdajx0Xw8

>>76878744
kek

>>76878773
sat in a club with my mate and we called every nigger that passed a nigger to see who would react and all we ended up getting was dirty looks from the niggers haha

getting home in a few days cant wait to post fresh pics of the brown reggaeton shithole gf x

>>76878629
Someone post the dead inside grandpa with the two niglets at the restaurant pls

>>76878827
probably because this isn't america
FOY

Naked Attraction lads
Girl likes circumcised willies

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always crack up thinking about /brit/ gimmicks

there's a few dindus that hang out around a streetlight around my window late at night. always very temped to chuck a banana at them when they are being loud and laughing like a pack of chimps

>>76878876
Niggers hate being called niggers no matter where they are lad

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not bent but I rather fancy Stephen Dillane

>>76878887
tenderising my bollocks in celebration of this post

>>76878897
*outside my window

>>76878897
very elliot rodger post

can't fathom seeing niggers irl on a regular basis

Ironically Sara looks a lot like Theresa may, just 20 years younger

genuinely crying after reading the racist posts in this thread

have you heard of the nonce elves

watching an 'ilm or a 'vie if you like

>>76879029
alri 'gger

>>76878901
nah
I know a few lads from the congo
"nigger" means nothing to them

black people outside are playing very shit loud music

calling the police

love cocks and fannies

number of cocks and fannies i've touched: 0

>>76879080
you sound like a nigger too

what does hello nigger mean and why do I see it so much here

Nearly got into a bit of bother at church with a racist a couple weeks back. The cunt hangs round with black people at church yet does sly shit round me. The hypocrisy, the sin it's terrible

https://curiouscat.me/aishamiles

She seems decent in person but she strikes me as someone incapable of thinking for herself and just allowing others to influence her worldview, hence the amount of stupid opinions that she's known for.

She needs to stop associating with genuinely vile people like Sara, Rosy and Anna Rose.

>>76879027
>tfw May is 40 years older than her

grim

>>76879118
greetings negroid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ldjbjwim4k

youre 16 again

>>76878346
'ce

>>76879029
same lad, they crack me up too

*wipes away tears of laughter*

>have seminar with MSc students this morning
>one of them (supervised by someone else, didn't know her or the topic) is presenting the progress in her thesis
>point out something that seems weird in one of her plots
>her supervisor says he didn't notice it earlier but it does seem surprising
>she's confused but says she'll look into it
>they exchange twelve e-mails about it over the course of the day (I got cc'ed but didn't comment)
>turns out she screwed up her data analysis and will have to redo 90% of her work

all in a day's work haha

>>76879141
>someone incapable of thinking for herself and just allowing others to influence her worldview, hence the amount of stupid opinions that she's known for
literally me

whats your "type" ??

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goal facial aesthetics: Tom Riddle

CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPrzkkbxFeQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rHiLAdMmss

depression chooooooooooooon

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watching Lain
what do you call this hair thing

>>76879219
B-

>>76879232
nigger hair

>>76879169
Poor lass

230 mg yoke tonight

Would it be wise to split it into quarters?

>>76879232
the lain cut

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delicious cornish pastries

>wait 2 years and waste thousands of dollars to get my visa appealed
>can't get a student loan because I just moved over
>mudslimes can get over no problem
>can get instant loans through the Sharia Lawl shit
WHY IS THIS A FUCKING THING

reminder Sara will be reading every post that includes a mention of her name through her regular searches for herself in the archive
what would you like to say to her lads

>>76879286
that isn't a pastry

Traffic in London is bloody awful. Don't know how any of you can live in this shithole.

YOKER
O
K
E
R

>>76879299
why did you have to appeal your visa
were you a naughty boy

Why do white women trigger black girls so hard?

https://youtu.be/8nC8L3fUQ7M

>>76879310
yes it is

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>>76879141
>MFF and FFF

>>76879087
l much prefer cocks
Have never touched either

>>76879310
FOY

went to the shops and bought some sweeties and pasta
fuck it's so hot and muggy out

>>76879315
cagers btfo

>>76879299
are you eligible for sharia law loan as a recent convert? would just convert "on paper" then, then convert back once the loan is paid off

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>>76879310
>empandadas aren't pastries.

cyclists are the niggers of the road

>>76879346
>no MMMMF

>>76879219
Diabetes? 2

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*invites you in for tea*
*makes my move*
no one will even hear you scream

>>76879299
>can get instant loans through the Sharia Lawl shit
Convert to get in on this. If they accuse you of false conversion or reject you even though you're now a mooslim, sue for racial discrimination
All this while boozing and eating pork because only Allah can judge

230mg gary/eccie/whatever you spazmoids call it tonight

Split into quarters? Wise decision?

>>76879363
I'm a cyclist and the traffic is horrible even for bikes, at least the ones that have any sense.

How did you lads come across Tim???

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>>76879433

>>76879457
nah, do that in 2 tbqh

got called a milkdrinker in the bannered mare

hate girls talking about shitting

>>76879484
/brit/

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cheeky 8km walk on the 'go done

hate being english

>>76879502
FOY

>>76879457
Do that in one you child

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Reminder that this wretched man should not be walking the streets of Britain

STILL 25 degrees at half 10. what is the planet playing at

I'm a Catholic because I believe it's right at the end of the day

>>76879336
Actually it was because I was over 18. That was their exact reason; I was over 18.
I had ordered my visa when I was 17, received it when I was 18, got sent back to the US right before I was 19, and they wouldn't let me apply for an adult visa because I was "over 18". Probably because I was trying to enter the country with my mother but that's all said and done. I'm flying St. George's Cross outside my window the moment I get a flag.

>>76879369
>>76879444
I'm actually considering saying I'm of Turkish descent and I decided to delve into my Islamic heritage by conforming to the religion. Not sure what's gonna happen 2bh.
And I checked those hot trips man, god damn.

>>76879565
'ce

>>76879556
Fukap ya wee spastic

Gonna go out on my own to a techno ting soon lads

Fancy dancing on speed for 10 hours or so and smoking a lot of cigarettes hehe

>>76879607
Remember to bring your own water. Stay safe man.

I actually despise women

the blacks outside are unleashing their dog on everyone who walks past

>>76879588
got that same jug

>>76879644
>bring your own water

lel, you what?

i imagine every /brit/ post being read out in that fucking horrid MLE accent and it's driving me to irrational anger

ddunno why i took up smoking

was supposed to be a social tool but i do it mostly alone lol

>>76879644
>get to the door
>can't bring this in mate

>>76879657
Was just going to post this.
This is why I exclusively stick with men.

>>76879673
alri Tim

>>76879624
Saved

require a black german gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkMg_X9lHMc

ur nan

do you think tim has friends?

>>76879675
Wtf I confused speed with LSD my bad

>>76879697
you are a fucking tool mate

>>76879705
>german """""music"""""
cringe

>>76879697
Same thing with drinking for me lol
Actually I know why.

>>76879730
still doesn't make sense lad

niggers who were born and raised in africa > african american chimps and niggers who were born in the west in general

>>76879733
why do you say that

>>76879737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0p-egT5vek

>>76879730
still, why would that be necessary with acid?

get spooked out by water you purchase whilst tripping?

>>76879777
Wtf I confused LSD with MDMA my bad

>>76879768
felt like it
don't need to explain my actions

imagine a world without niggers

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>>76879777
>>76879763
I DON'T KNOW

>>76879811
you dont know me

>>76879836
be fucking grateful for that kid
you don't wanna know me

>>76879836
i know you m8. french lad. you carry a baguette.

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>dinosaurs aren't rea-

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got my mother in a whirl cuz she's not sure if I'm a boy or a girl

*Grabs your fanny*

>>76879942
that's clearly a man

Based Poland! Deus Vult! Rapefugees!
*nudges a few inches leftwards to evade the effects of the last sharting*

>>76879895
that's a bird m8 dinosaurs are different

lads...

https://archive.fo/n811v

*sharts in your mouth*

>>76879942
tell your mum the willy means you're a boy

*gets brain damage*
wow guys pizzagate is totally real

>>76879981
birds literally are dinosaurs

BASED fucking Poles HOLY SHIT

>>76880038
not really

>>76880084
what have they done?

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>birds literally are dinosaurs

>>76880084
So fucking based. Polish Fourth Reich when?

>>76880085
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur#Definition

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fucking sick to the death of the rhetoric that Theresa's failings means there's no mandate for a hard brexit
CORBYN WANTS TO LEAVE THE SINGLE MARKET TOO YOU SPASTIC CUNTS REEEEEEEEEE

>>76880131
yeah but corbyn's the opposition so it's cool to support him

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>>76880115
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur#Definition

ʙoGJes

corbyn couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag

need someone with a proper pair of bollocks to take on the eu

get nige in there

might get some big soft serve sainsbury's cookies

what happened to the 'chon earlier today?

*puts feathers and a beak on a man*
Behold, a dinosaur!

>>76880206
>nige
>proper pair of bollocks

uh

>>76880206
so yankish it was almost charming

>>76880206
thinking about that post someone made yesterday about yanks seeing politics as a TV programme

who else high af? loool

>new york times article celebrating interracial marriage
>it's all bmwf couples

don't know why i expected anything different

Update on mouldy cheese portuguese chinese no germ please saga

The Chinese girl rang the landlord because the portuguese girl was being racist (she wasnt). The landlord is, I'm certain, a normie skinhead builder looking rorke (the OI OI LOVE SHOW US YA BAPS FOR THE BOYS type) and basically told the chinese girl to stop moaning and the portuguese girl that he'll get his wife to take the 55 euro out of the chinese girls deposit when she leaves

The chinese girl has no nice
HAO LING ISN'T HER NAME BUT I AM

>>76880219
I flew to japan and took out all of hiroshimoot's servers with my trusty cricket bat before fucking his wife right in front of his slitty little eyes

>>76880251
they're thick af

>>76880281
ah yes the chinese

>>76880251
if you don't think politics is just a big show for the masses to feel like their opinions actually matter than you are bluepilled beyond belief

Glad to see reece-mogg on Question time

socially liberal, fiscally conservative

I also found out today she isn't chinese, she's taiwanese bt whatever

to destroy inequality would be to destroy the possibility of evolution

>>76880281
no clue what youre talking about but its funny someone would call their landlord to report racism

>>76880345
taiwan is china too

the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>76880350
The principle of evolution is ableist

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>>76878117
Went on the internet last night and i did THIS

>>76880308
see?
>>76880335

There's a group of blacks attacking literally everything and everyone who walks past them

>>76880361
recap:
>chinese girl is a germaphobe
>portuguese girl had 55 eur of blue vein cheese in fridge (delicious btw)
>Chink threw it out thinking it was mouldy
>portuguese girl upset she literally threw out perfectly good expensive cheese because of her weird fucking phobia

>>76880335
runt opinion
politics is important
especially local politics
you'd know this if you were old enough to pay taxes

>>76880369
alri PRC

cannot really believe it only twenty two fifty, im pretty much max drunk right now i reckon. listening to pavementt

>>76880376
how so? feudal life must have been much worse than where we're at now

>ardent europhile and committed remainer
>set up to lead negotiations armed with a coalition government brought to heel by a party of paras and bible thumpers
hmm yes i'm sure this'll go swimmingly

>>76880369
no they aren't. speciation renders them no longer Chinese.

should i get a pickup truck that i don't need or a sensible car?

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love pints, leeds united, england, ukip

>>76880369
Might just have to tell her that

>>76880068
Animu?

>>76880376
alri ted

have you heard of the high elves?

>>76880403
in your neighbourhood?

>>76880403
>ableist
You're lying to the internet, if it's true why have you not called the police?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>76880446
complicated or what?

right lads

lets discuss our sexual conquests

89% peruvian lads

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>>76880454

>>76880437
pickup truck IS a sensible car

Today's economy sedans are boring, slow, don't hold their value, usually aren't rugged enough to survive long term, don't impress your friends or women or your parents or yourself, and are generally just recurring copies of each other with no special features beyond electronic gimmicks that will be obsolete before you pay the car off. Buy something at least kind of likable.

anyone remember the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" meme

SO drunk
in the august sun

FONT

i sexually conquered the queen of england back when she was hot

>>76880491
i really did like super cuckio

>>76880523
It's only July mate, calm down

and youre the kind of girl i like

Love the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit

because youre empty

wish i was a coke dealer in 1980s miami

normie roommates making too much noise

>>76880572
blessed post

wish i was a coke dealer right now

and im empty

If I had a big pick up truck, I'd put a mattress in the back and take road trips where I'd sleep under the stars on my pick up bed after a day of carefree driving

weedman let man down

>>76880544
>>76880544
>>76880544

>>76880437
sensible car. don't be one of those typical fat fuck yanks that get a truck just to haul your fat ass around the suburbs and only do actual work like 3 times a year

any cumskin man in?