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Montserrat edition
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reminder to report and ignore shitposting
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maisie
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anime
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maisie williams
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>>76874008
u flippin wot
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tay tay
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Japan will literally never take in refugees
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wearing Colgate
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have very itchy legs
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>>76874070
Report or ignore? Can't exactly do both.
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One of the gfs is letting me look at her tinder. Howling at the pathetic messages.
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literally fuck off
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sue
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hey mate can you lend me your phone real quick?
i said give me your phone
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thought the job I was interviewing for was 14 hours a week answering emails but apparently it's a full time project manager role
don't know if I'm ready to join the ranks of the wagie
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Simply shannot be doxxing myself with that Tory name nonsense
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>>76874113
Emin Yashed
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>when someone under 6 foot gets mouthy
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sick of this african twat, not a clue why he posts here
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>>76874135
bent twat
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>>76874140
*stands in front of you*
*turns around*
*pulls down pants*
*bends over*
Here you go mate
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>>76874113
me third from the top
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ha
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>5'8
howling. im like a child

when I walk past a 6'0+ person they look down on me like what the fuck is this midget doing
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>>76874066
experimental posts trying to find new gimmicks. its a noble but often thankless act
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*PPPPPPPRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

might have over done it lads, half the island is gone
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Limmy doing a stream, and it's NOT OVERWATCH
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>>76874145
me in the beanie
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>>76874179
u chatting premium breeze there blud
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>>76874145
me in the red giving the birthday bumps
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>>76874140
sure, there you go
*puts hand in pocket, hands you this*
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>>76874140
your gonna have to take it
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>>76874177
5'10 and often feel this way
was in an elevator with a massive 6'3 muscly man and i felt like a dwarf
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Thinking about Stuart little

Who adopts a mouse?
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was having a good laugh at the lads that left a mannequin in the taxi and told the driver that he was asleep and would pay the full fare at the end of the journey
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>>76874230
yeah you feel like an inferior runtoid

glad I dont live in somewhere like the netherlands
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wow
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>>76874081
>>76874089
>>76874107

Why do people post these weird/random single sentences ? I saw one post that said, 'Coming home from work', it had no replies nor context, just that simple line. There's also that American who keeps make short rhymes but no one ever replies to them.

Why is this done here? I don't see it in any other threads. Is it a thread culture?
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>>76874193
What is it?
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>>76874216
*call my group of 20 friends*
*we beat you up*
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Like a good dicking? My knife will give you a sticking.
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>>76874238
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>>76874177
You're weak, a fucking disgrace
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>>76874081
>>76874089
>>76874107

Why do people post these weird/random single sentences ? I saw one post that said, 'Coming home from work', it had no replies nor context, just that simple line. There's also that American who keeps make short rhymes but no one ever replies to them.

Why is this done here? I don't see it in any other threads. Is it a thread culture?
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Feeling like an inferior runtoid
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>>76874260
i'm lucky i live in wales, most men are fairly short here so even though i'm 5'10 i'm considered tall here
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>Why do people post these weird/random single sentences ? I saw one post that said, 'Coming home from work', it had no replies nor context, just that simple line. There's also that American who keeps make short rhymes but no one ever replies to them.

>Why is this done here? I don't see it in any other threads. Is it a thread culture?
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>>76874272
>>76874267
>>76874241
Why do people post these weird/random single sentences ? I saw one post that said, 'Coming home from work', it had no replies nor context, just that simple line. There's also that American who keeps make short rhymes but no one ever replies to them.

Why is this done here? I don't see it in any other threads. Is it a thread culture?
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posting gay rhymes? you will be destroyed.
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>>76874098
what did he mean by this
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https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/883004504391680000
Howling
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>>76874294
It's an irish thing, no really. Dumb people saying "irish weather" over and over again for no reason
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*opens a stella*
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>>76874277
>>76874238
Fuck Off Yank
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so u kinda the boss
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My company is moving into the Shard lads (although don't tell anyone, it's a secret that only the CEO and a few top-level directors, and now me, know about). I'm still in a pretty lowly role, but it's almost certain that once my contract runs out in two years I'll be offered a management job. Pretty much turning into the complete capitalist desu.
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>>76874294
Depressed kids trying to be edgy and post-modern. Yeah it's the general culture.
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>>76874335
do poortheners actually type in an accent or is that the joke
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>>76874335
can't believe you took me away from 4chan for this
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>>76874325
new twat
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>>76874270
*finds you two years later*
*stabs you out of nowhere*
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>>76874344
blud keep up been on the voddie for 'hages
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>>76874368
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empty all your pockets
cause its tiiiiiiimmmmmeee
to comme hoooooooommme
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>>76874340
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>>76874269
Until Dawn

Bit weird. Limmy's playing as a young lady. Game looks shite but the stream's fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV8DGzg42dU
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>As someone on the left. . .

*minecraft youtubers start moving their cursors to the downvote button*

>. . . I am absolutely sick of SJWs and vow to only make videos about how bad (((socialism))) is and why you should vote for the right

*standing ovation as the CEO of Youtube personally gives me a check for 100 billion dollars*
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>>76874368
She's Scottish
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was Victorian Britain really that wealthy that they were able to make all the buildings nice and intricate?
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>>76874368
they do
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Today a walked to the post office n it was closed, fell doon the stair, jammed ma hand in the door, stood on a pin & stood on ma dugs shite
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ooooooooooooo hoep u got a clean vagina
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>>76874428
fuck off reddit
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>>76874446
do you live in Ferndown?
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>>76874358
>>76874325
>>76874340


I'm being serious, it's so funny but I don't get it. It's like a live chat on Twitch/Youtube where everyone just types random shit for no reason.

Is it just culture? If so, why? How did it come about? It's bizarre.
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why aren't you making white babies, /brit/?
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>>76874433
oh is that in the south

>>76874392
not portuguese
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>>76874335
[heavy scottish accent] ah pissed me troosers an lost me gin [recieved pronounciation voice] all in all, fab day
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>>76874407
pishing myself
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>>76874376
Are there actually two resident frenchlads? Why do you prefer it here over /fr/? Can't stand the melancolic weebs who try to be cute desu. It's an insult to masculinity. They seem to constitute 90% of the board now. The shift seemed to have happened after Marine's defeat.
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>>76874470
I do not
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>>76874434
there was a lot of money pouring in from taxing the colonies and the trade from them. by the 1860s or so Europe was covered in revolutions meaning the UK had less competition.
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ugh
bunch of losers want me to go to Pride with them

is going to be fucking dull as shut but i feel like i cant say no cause theyre obviously very emotionally fragile people

fuck
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good night
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>>76874513
goin tonight in lndn see u there m8?
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>>76874477
I invented it
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>>76874497
Post office shut down there :/ sad state of affairs baka
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>>76874513
why not invite some "moderate" muslim friends along to join the fun?
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>>76874394
love that song
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>>76874496
when le bougnoule gives you a (you)
:3 desu
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>>76874527
its on the 8th mate
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>>76874527
forgot to say i'll be in the yellow crop top and the silver hot pants
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>>76874557
call him a nigger in french
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>>76874407
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>>76874480
Women don't find me attractive.
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its TOO hot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaZfZFNuOpI&feature=youtu.be

half a million views in under an hour

is every other game just shit compared to this now
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>>76874552
Broken Britain
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>>76874569
Are you a girl?
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>>76874585
i know, my bollocks are drenched tbqh
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>>76874462
fuck off yank

*Edit: thanks for the gold everyone!
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>>76874561
i'm priding 2nite mate trust me
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very glad were not part of the EU because i consider other europeans totally inferior to the british, theyre either lazy and incompetent (south), so-called cucked and incompetent (west), violent/criminal and incompetent (east). theyre just shit, it would be embarrassing to be part of their union, that would imply we're on the same level as them which is simply an insult. weve always been different to them and always been far better
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>>76874571
never reply to me again nègre
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>overwatch

Ah yes le bright colours american millennial ADHD cringe
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>>76874614
this but unironically
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>>76874557
>tfw no qt femboy French bf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76874553
what a bizarre and unfunny post
v pathetic

lurk a bit more and try again in a few more days la'
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>>76874603
boy ofc
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>>76874557
>:3
Yeah this shit. Imagining a 120kg neckbeard typing it behind his computer and adding a pic of a little japanese character gives me nausea
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>>76874642
*kills you*
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REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia....hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia...you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac... you are ppoor stink turk... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ....fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
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>>76874650
>120kg neckbeard
no sweetie this doesn't exist anymore its not 2006 4chan
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>>76874641
if only you knew how hairy my arse crack is
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your tiny hands,,,,,,,,,
your crazy kitten smile
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>>76874689
bizarre nonce post
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76874633
>t smelly LoLcuck

MUH COOL MINIONS AND E """"SPORT""""
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>destroyed the Roman Empire
>destroyed Europe
>currently destroying the white race

Is there any people more reprehensible than Germans?
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you are yuou are you are you are everything that i dreamed of
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>>76874689
I can't help but feel this was a personal attack on my country's president
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has it come to this
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>>76874724
Fuck Off Yank
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Normans were unironically the most powerful race of all time
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don stepped outside
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Proud to say that I don't speak any foreign languages, couldn't find most european countries on a map, don't follow foreign politics and don't care about foreign films/books/telly programmes.
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Locking down the old aerial
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C1ZJV78OVs

imagine stepping in front of this
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Love feminist Islam
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nigger cuck
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>>76874674
Cristiano Ronaldo is GOAT and most profitable player. Messi is SHIT!!@@@ Also fashion icon and top goal scorer can you do that hahaha noooo Messi only circus player. That's why Rolando GOAt ok.
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Reckon reasons files is details of people messing him about
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who else was on national tv aged 12?
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>>76874777
are you constant sex?
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JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST dont leave
dont leeeeeeeeeeeeavvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee
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>>76874650
don't get sick
just open your mind to the beauty of anime
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>>76874861
amazing post
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>>76874687
shave then post pics xx
>>76874861
good post
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U-Gl_LY _UGLY_LGY
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>>76874797
me
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>>76874796
Big folder about Marcus Hauser and vinay
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reminder 26c in britain = 35c elsewhere

was on the train today and an african woman said "its too hot", which is proof of my theory
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>>76874861
good post
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not homophobic just hate gays simple as
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My counselling session was a nightmare

It's not helping, it's so pointless, I said as much

The worst part though was when I said insulting things about a coworker, called him ugly and mocked how he wore a suit to work
My counsellor pointed out he was probably aware he was short and ugly and wore a suit to boost his self esteem
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alri
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oven's still broken lads. barbequing erryday. made some nice meatballs tonight
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>>76874903
calm down newton
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN9kMOoSdh4

Tried to kill myself 3 times failed each time

>country is ruin
>cant join any military service due to trying to kill myself

going for a fourth time
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hello yes, codrington wobblington i'm a BRITISH ah yesser tally ho


ah yes

ah yes

ahyes
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woah...
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gonna make the next thread x
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>>76874914
>The worst part though was when I said insulting things about a coworker, called him ugly and mocked how he wore a suit to work
>My counsellor pointed out he was probably aware he was short and ugly and wore a suit to boost his self esteem
Forgot to mention this made me feel like shit
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>>76874861
Can I interest you in one of our special offers for aesthetes?
Also
>being french
>not having read Adrien Sajous on the ugly truth behind manga and videogames
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when we drink when we drink when we drink popping bottles poppin bottles poppin bottles
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Winston Churchill was literally the same as Hitler because he said mean things about Indians
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mixed signals from the gf
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>>76874944
you obviously dont want to join otherwise you wouldnt declare that youd tried to kill yourself. unless its specifically on record you dont declare
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>>76874960
Good you should feel like shit

Fucking spastic transgender disgrace of a human judging anybody else
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>>76874980
secretly they're a midget
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having a pint in london
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>>76874960
Why would you call a random coworker ugly? Are you autistic?
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>>76875007
heading to u mate give me 40 minutes
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>>76874944
what about the foreign legion
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got no one
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>>76874944
>country is ruin
hmm yes definitely a good reason to 'cide you fucking mong
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Fuck ske had to skip lifting for the fifth consecutive day this week because of wageslavery. Feeling my beautiful beautiful muscle melting before my eyes is a bad feeling
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>>76875030
sam,e
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Ancient Greece
Religion

Pick one
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the gf
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>>76875034
how's the kindergarten teaching going? lol
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>>76875030
*moves towards you slowly*
You've got me x
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>>76875040
ancient greece
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>>76874944
at least blow up a mosque before you go
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>>76874991
I didnt declare they found out, first time i overdosed on benzos and was fine, second time on lots of drugs had kidney failure and was in hospital for 3 weeks, third time took an overdose and went for a drive stopped breathing at the wheel and crashed into a tree but naloxone works instantly so was fine.

they found out
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>>76875042
you cum on face? pregnant now??
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there is a mong among us
waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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what the fuck happened to /int/ this morning?
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odds I have a wank
evens I don't
zero I roll again
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thinking about the pitiful turnout at my funeral makes me not want to die
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>>76875042
turbononce
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>>76874996
I know, but how am I supposed to handle these new levels of self loathing?

>>76875024
I was telling my counsellor it's unfair he's got friends and I don't
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POWER CUT
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>>76875078
probably tried to implement that evonokia tracker or wahtever it is called
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>>76875052
That's for brainlet native speakers. I can't teach english.
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>>76874583
you don't need to be good looking to get girls, idiot
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>>76875029
if you were to join military why would you go infantry
spasticlet
they just spend their average day cleaning, doing parades (standing and doing drill in parade square), attending lessons, and doing training exercises. it would be fun for all of one week. do a role that actually has something interesting about it
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>>76875078
my fault, sorry. i went out and turned everything off forgetting you lads were using it.
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tell you what lads you can say what you like about london and it being full of foreigners but it's great for the ol' dating apps. got a fit spanish bird and an even fitter romanian both lined up for dates. guarantee if they were english they wouldn't touch me.
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>>76875090
Actually it seems very fair you don't have friends
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I used to be a quiet "stand in the corner and hope nobody notices me " beta but

I think I might have gradually become an alpha, even if not a true alpha. Makes me think
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>>76874961
Haven't but let me guess: mass infantilisation devices to make men weak and easy to control and exploit, distraction to make them forget how much they are being left out from
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ITS TOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>76875138
what did you change
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i am literally so much better looking than algerianonce

anyone who chats shit is getting dominated at tekken
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>>76875107
cos the other choice is killing himself
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>>76875090
>I was telling my counsellor it's unfair he's got friends and I don't
What a piece of shit you are. Have you thought of just you know not being that?
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>>76875127
Best not be the Romanian girl at my work who is my current oneitis desu
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Lycurgus built a constitution for the Spartans that combined features of a monarchy with two kings.

According to the report by Herodotus, Lycurgus visited and consulted the oracle before he applied his new laws to Sparta.

>"Love of money and nothing else will ruin Sparta."

Lycurgus introduced a very cumbersome coinage. Allegedly, Spartans were prohibited from possessing gold and silver coins, and according to legend Spartan currency consisted of iron bars.

According to Plutarch, the gold and silver Sparta's soldiers sent home after the Peloponnesian War were to prove to be Sparta's undoing.
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>tfw haven't fapped since Saturday and porn doesn't attract me anymore
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It's 19 degrees out there lads, sweating my bollocks off.
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>>76875156
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>>76875127
hmm yes, "my penis", good argument
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>>76875118
howling
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>>76875160
Me with the english diploma
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>>76875061
im going to try but i have a very good chance of getting rejected on eyesight grounds
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Would rather have 50 million refugees than 1 Spanish/Italian/Portuguese
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>>76875160
Zach?
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>>76875090
Moni you are very bitter and insecure, and its that attitude that poisons the rest of your life
Might want to work on being less judgemental
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>>76875161
im gunna do what the yank said and go for some muslims, killing yourself with drugs is harder than you think and i cant die in wars so poof
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>>76875200
best argument there has ever been for everything ever lad
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ethan i know you're here
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>>76875200
triggered, incel?
>>
phone battery's fully charged
time to hit the streets and play pokemon go
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>>76875248
no such thing as incels
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>>76875160
>am literally so much better looking than algerianonce
You admitedly are and you're younger too.
But I have more charm (hard to convey through pics), a better body, a richer, more vibrant personality and I am most likely richer than you. All in all, you don't stand a chabce pretty boy.
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>>76875258
>pokemon go
mate
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>>76875260
delete this mate
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>>76875142
Yes exactly. it really makes you think especially considering the absolute state of japan.
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>>76875231
ah lad its dumb to post things like that online. why not give the foreign legion a go? they take literal scumbags so a suicidal /brit/ poster will hardly face a challenge, and it'll give you a sense of purpose for 5 years
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>>76875286
f off, chad
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[ ._.] l,,l
WATCH IT /brit/!
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>>76875290
what? enjoyable game and keeps me active :)
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Could beat anyone here in a 400m dash
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cornelius
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>all those lovely pre-war houses in Detroit being neglected and demolished

arooo
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>>76874788
that imam is now under 24/7 protection lmao
the moslems aren't too happy about this
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>>76875343
>nigger laughing at a white name
typical
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Imagine being bald at 32

very unsettling
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>>76875331
what's you best time?
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>>76875131
>>76875167
>>76875230
Wow, just as helpful as my counsellor

These minor changes won't get me friends
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can only imagine what a runt cornelius is with that name
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>>76875320
I need to be clear of any psychiatric treatment though and im not on meds by choice... get forced to take it
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dont reply to it
it should be in jail
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>>76875403
of course not, you're an insane tranny who blames everyone else for their problems
stop being a dick and try to be more positive in life
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In a bit of a dilemma at work lads

There's this thicc black girl at work that keeps flirting with me and she's told me I'm exactly her type after a couple of glasses of wine on an office night out, but I'm a fashy Alt-Righter who is against race mixing..... but she's so thicc lads and dick goes crazy around her


What do
>>
cannot imagine being a mentally ill tranny and expecting people to think i'm normal
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>>76875329
You've clearly never spoofed otherwise you'd know that you won't catch anything good unless you're in a major city.
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>>76875443
if you cant stick to your convictions like a man then we dont want you.
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>>76875403
Wasn't giving you advice at all and certainly not on how to make friends. Stop seeing your "couselor". Download "mindfulness in plain english" and start meditating and lifting is my advice.
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>>76875443
kill yourself for the sake of britain
>God Save the Queen
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>>76875443
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>>76875443
you don't have to have kids with her anon, just shag her a few times.

litterally nothing wrong with that
>>
>only country to create successful white colonies
>get raged at on the internet for destroying "european" civilisation
noggin-jogging
>>
>>76875320
are you a student if yes what do you want to be when you grow up
>>
>>76875435
This doesn't help me!

It's not practical advice
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>>76875498
>gif
fuck off
>>
>>76875443
chubby chasing is a black man's deviancy

white up
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A five-year-old boy was battered to death by his mother's boyfriend in a south-east London park after he lost his trainer, a court has heard.
Marvyn Iheanacho, 39, is accused of causing fatal head and stomach injuries to Alex Malcolm in Mountsfield Park, Catford, on 20 November last year.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40522224
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>>76875516
LOL
>>
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>I'm a fashy Alt-Righter
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>>76875516
hm
>>
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>>76875403
>>
>falling for the "thicc" jew
She's just fat. It's just cellulite in tight clothes.
>>
>>76875495
yes study Computer science/ forensics and security but ive started to hate being at a desk i have good prospects but want to join the military to be useful and have a purpose
>>
>>76875516

Burn the coal, pay the toll
>>
>>76875498
One me
>>
>>76875561
who is thiss? link
>>
>>76875500
>It's not practical advice
yes it is
stop being a bellend
>>
>>76875289
lad come meet me in chelmsford you stinky normie bitch, i will run rings around you, bitches will be swarming and you will be dick riding me hard, you pathetic ethnic minority cunt

love pavement
love test cricket
hate normies
simple as
>>
>>76875601
aishas question thing
>>
>>76875516
>Lilya Breha
Knew it'd be some slav slag
>>
>>76875319
Nothing new but still needs to be said. Actually went to some anime convention once with a friend to have dvds signed.
Scared me a bit, made me realise these were not something I ought to become. Cured me from any kind of random.
>>
>>76875495
yes, and i dunno
>>
>>76875570
has doing CS made you suicidal?

>>76875613
link it then
>>
During the late 19th century, some referred to Detroit as the Paris of the West for its architecture, grand avenues in the Paris style, and for Washington Boulevard, recently electrified by Thomas Edison.

In 1903, Henry Ford established Detroit's status in the early 20th century as the world's automotive capital.

The city became the 4th-largest in the nation in 1920.

Jobs expanded so rapidly that 400,000 people were attracted to the city from 1941 to 1943.

In 1950, the city was 83 percent white.

In November 1973, the city elected Coleman Young as its first black mayor.

By the 1980 census, whites had fled at such a large rate that the city had gone from 55 percent white to only 34 percent white in a decade.

In 2013, Detroit became the largest U.S. city to file for bankruptcy.

Local crime rates are among the highest in the United States
>>
>ribena is averaging 3 replies a post
doopin' hell
>>
>>76875516

Hmmmm.......
>>
>>76875118
uhm...is her bum ok
>>
I think I'm turning Japanese lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-40511655/japanese-young-people-not-having-sex
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>>76875640
>>
I am tormented by bitter regret at never having experienced the love of a woman lads
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>>76875639
https://curiouscat.me/aishamiles

did a cheeky ask
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hate the uk
ive simply got to get out of this place

this language is a prison
>>
>>76875634
me about a month ago
extremely limited in what i can do cos CV is empty apart from uni, and have a humanities degree, so going to try raf
>>
if I ever have a daughter I will name her Watermelonella because I like watermelon
>>
>>76875682
move into the wilderness or kys

regret can't be cured
>>
>>76875633
had an ex gf drag me to a comic con thing a few years ago, whenever I think im a loser I just remember the people at that place
Crowds of people that are chris chan tier
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If I ever have a son I will name him Charles
>>
>>76875682
why dont you just have sex then
its not that hard
>>
>>76875443
give her the D all you want/can lad! just don't reproduce with her

not even an alt-righter myself but think race-mixing is, if not 'bad', just one-sided. like you don't get a half-white/half-x kid ... you just get a x-kid with slightly lighter skin
>>
>>76875670
>google'd "average age lose virginity"
>16.9
gave me a big shock
>>
>join the army

ah yes this old meme
at least say join the navy or the airforce, something respectable
>>
>>76875700
>wanting to leave one of the most well developed countries on the planet
>>
>>76875720
gran was going to call me charles, kind of wish she'd gotten her way desu
my real name is naff
>>
Instead of "peng slags" can we say "peng slengs"?
>>
time to read through all of todays aisha questions and answers
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>>76875749
>white people
>>
knock knock
>>
>>76875720
terrible name
only autistic people are called charles
>>
Gf just sent me this
>>
>>76875746
maybe its welldeveloped now
but it doesnt seem like its progressing, growing, or going anywhere

feel like its 1950s Detroit - just at the beginning of a long slow slide into irrelevance
>>
>>76875639
nah gf did years back and been a loose spring ever since even though ive forgotten she existed.

triggered heavily monthly pyschosis events ever since
>>
Double apple > Watermelon > Grapefruit mint > Kiwi mint > Peach > Strawberry
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>>76875748
My father's name was Charles and his father before him was named Charles
>>
literally 25 and never had a gf
>>
>>76875784
you don't need to be letting in gorillions of refugees to make progress
>>
>>76875784
mm yes the uk doesn't conform to my boring technocratic left liberalism so it must be on a decline
>>
NEW

>>76875830
>>76875830
>>
>>76875794
double nigger
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>>76875716
Met a woman once who was into wow and anime, 35ish, mother of two, separated, overweight, unemployed
She did go to conventions in cosplay. Too sad to laugh about it 2bh.
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