/brit/

Oo ahh up the RA

alri

h̷̟̜̤̙͙̖͇͚̝͓͎͖̬̐͂̔ͩͮ̍̋ͯ̋̇ͫ̐ͪ͞͡a̛͇̩̼̻̤̫̩̤̖͕͉̜̮̺͓͖͙̹̽ͨͬͯ́̀́̚v̨̰̬̠̼̗̻̯̦̓̀ͭ̔ͦ̔̿͂̽͟͜͢͞ͅi̡̤̗̦͙͇̬̘̤̰͔̜̜̮̰͍̎ͬ̒̐͊̏̿̉̆̚̕͝ͅṉ̷͙̩̰̥͉̖͛͛̽̽ͤ̓ͯ̋ͬ̎̓̔͘͘͜ͅg̷͉̺̻̖͕̟̖̩̖̝̮̤ͬͭͩͭ͂͆͊͛͋͢͡ ̬̞̙̯̻̜̭͔̙̰̩͛̊̏̄̏͊̾̑ͭͪ̍̚̚̚͟a̦̥͙͎̦̝̥̾͊̒ͭͦ̓ͭ͑͌ͧ͊͛͑̓̆̒͠ ̶̧̯̞͔͉̓͋͐̓͑̀̉̂ͭ͊ͫͯ̏̔̏ẅ̶̷͚̳͚͚̫͓͕̞̼̻̖͇͖̥̾̒ͪͮ͐̈́ͤ͋̏̾ͯ͐̍́̕a̢̙͎͕̖̯̍̑͆ͩͨ̃̀ͣ̓ͮ̒̌̽ͯ̓͘ņ̱̹͙̗̪̱̝͖̳̙̭̀̾̈̽̀ḳ̸̢͇̝͙̙̱̝̤̬͉̠̩̓̑ͩ̓̽͑͌̇̂́ͨͦ͌͑̕͢͜ͅͅ ̶̣͚̬̜̭̉͐͗ͫ̌̀̈ͤ̄̓̎̀̚͝͡l̡̬̥̱̙̰̻̮͍ͬͯ̆ͧͨͭ̄̆͑ͣͧͬ̀̕ḁ̬̱̮̖͔̺ͨ̆̐͋̈̀̚d̦̟͉̮̼̣͕͎͓̞͎̹̘̜̑ͫ̑͗̈̏ͩͣͨ̑͛͢͡s̷̨̧̛͍̘̙̯̟͐ͯ͌́̚

*sips beer*
Yuc- I mean MMM MACHO MMM GOOD NICE STRONG LE MASCULINE. YOU ARE A CHILD
*throws it in the bin*

niggerr

Is Clean Bandit the most degeneracy-promoting band in existence? First they made a song glorifying a single mom working as a stripper, now it's literal gay niggers.

>>76868784
shan't

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toil commences in 11 hours

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>Yuc- I mean MMM MACHO MMM GOOD NICE STRONG LE MASCULINE. YOU ARE A CHILD

>>76868811
literally who

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>Yuc- I mean MMM MACHO MMM GOOD NICE STRONG LE MASCULINE. YOU ARE A CHILD
>*throws it in the bin*

>>76868784
who comes up with these ideas lol

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only clever lads will get this

love the verve, hate oasis, simple as

word of the day: vignette

>>76868870
love a balsamic vignette

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>y-you dislike gay people?? you must also be gay!

always have a right think at this

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WTF

>>76868777
Achmed, don't waste good ale.
Burgers don't taste different btw from animals stunned. No need to have poor animals conscious when you slit their throats.

Might start lifting weights. Don't really know why i should though

>>76868854
I'm bisexual in the sense of 'bye sex'

>>76868904
look good feel good

>>76868890
didn't know the united kingdom had a viet cong insurgency

tell them to dig the pit first next time

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ciBWNwjsY

Love free speech
Love Spencer
Love the Alt-Right

Hate "free speech isn't free speech"
Hate Posebiac
Hate the Alt-Lite

>>76868889
ah no that's not how it works
the idea is that if someone's vehemently homophobic and brings it up a lot for no apparent reason, they might be a deeply closeted person

>>76868890
how i'd deal with bike wankers desu

>>76868890
real downhill madmen would jump over it, stay in the city you poof

>live in a nice area with lots of middle class euro tourists passing through
>black person occasionally comes and starts blasting his shit music

very embarrassing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2-OOQo13c

wish I was a vietnam veteran desu, seems like excellent character building

>>76868947
do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>76868777
Since you are clearly too young to enjoy beer I'm not sure explaining it will do any good, but here goes: beer makes you drunk. Being drunk feels good, so your body starts associating the beer taste with good feelings, and then you like beer.
This won't happen immediately sorry, it's a rite of passage all beer drinkers have to go through.

>>76868995
>wish I was a vietnam veteran
no you fucking don't

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drumpf btfo

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business idea: an airline for britain

>>76869002
yeah
number 1
that's terror

>>76869018
shan't listen to the opinion of a grubby millenial who was handed everything in his life on a silver platter

back in the day men were men and we had to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and use a bit of elbow grease here and there you little runt, nothing like that now

>>76869017
Not sure how everyone is discouraged from immediately. Its just flat out vile, it takes a lot to get you drunk too. Something like vodka is far better at what you described

>>76868945
that gimmick is best it's sell-by date
it's overstayed its welcome
it no longer has a place to hang its hat
it needs to be put out to pasture

>>76868890
The Finns are known for spiking lakes foreigners use..
Is it UK mainland or NI?

Lads, give me some tips for clubbing please. It'll be my 4th time going this Friday but this time I won't be with many friends and will have to dance with randomers.

I don't wanna come off as a weirdo dancing with people I don't know, but is that what you do?

>>76869059
mainland I think

>>76869061
take a fistful of pills

>>76868995
imagine being an australian and fighting a war even more pointless than the iraqi debacle, don't understand how the yanks roped us into it but they're getting better at it with every passing day

>>76869046
>pull ourselves up by our bootstraps
baffled by how people say this unironically
have you ever physically pulled on your own bootstraps? did it actually lift you any higher?

how on earth people started unironically suggesting it as a means of personal development i'll never know.

>>76869059
>The Finns are known for spiking lakes foreigners use..
why do finns hate foreigners so much

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYNyJnOZdqg

>>76869046
>millennial
fuck off yank

>>76869061
don't go, clubbing simply isn't fun.

>>76869061
>>76869084
This

Mdma melts away any self-consciousness in a way that even being drunk just doesn't compare to

>>76869061
learn to cha cha slide

>>76869118
perfectly valid term sweaty

>>76869098
it's just an expression

>>76869050
Drunkenness has stages, and the low abv of beer lets you keep sociable for most of the night while still getting drunker

>>76869021

I remember when they did this with Obama, Bush and Clinton.

the ol' "The president isn't the president" gimmick is retarded beyond belief.

>>76869102
Maybe they want to prolong the inevitable future of diversity you have bestowed on us.

>>76869119

I'm going to uni in September and the entire culture is drinking and clubbing. I refuse to be an abnormie

However I agree, unless you're drunk it is very very boring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpF8Wa2yQH0

love heavy metal, simple as

gonna get high and watch the 'don all day

>>76869142
originally it was an expression referring to doing something pointless or impossible, though. Now it makes no sense.

maybe it's the 1920s version of post-irony.

>>76869180
'rke

>>76868597
Sorry, but can't take him seriously after that cringe worthy "hail trump" video.

>>76869034
British Airways is SHIT
It's an embarrassment to the UK
It's gotten to the point where EasyJet would be a better flag carrier

>>76869180
my god you're greasy

went through a period of listening to metallica and nothing else for around 6 months in my formative years

>>76869061
Just get drunk and dance with your mates

howling at this whole CNN thing

>>76869199

>can't handle the banter

Hello Paco.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_%22Dead%22_Ohlin
just feel like pure shit want him back

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Rate me

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>>76869212
it all went wrong when they got rid of Landor.

>>76869245
Alan hair

>>76869234
That wasn't banter, I'm pretty sure he was serious.

>>76869256

They're obsessed

Hitler was (((controlled opposition))) brought to power to kill millions of white people and discredit fascism

blogspot follow up coming soon

>>76869249
THICC

>>76869199
back to the other side of the border spic

>>76869271
agree with this factoid

>>76869256
Don't know why he doesn't just change his name

>>76869271
>it's a "the holocaust only made the jews stronger" episode

>>76869249
That didn't help
They went from being the best airline in the world with it's First and Business class products to struggling to compete with Uzbekistan Airlines

Take a look at the planes that BA is using from Qatar. They're far superior.

>>76869309
it literally did though

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business idea: some kind of Advanced Passenger Train

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>ywn fly into LAX on an A380 at night

>>76869309
well that is literally a fact

thinking of sunbathing naked outside, don't even care if neighbours see
thoughts?

>>76869309
they literally rule the world now, hard to get much stronger than that

always positively howl when a "man" in their early 20s uses spray on deodorant

enjoy smelling like an 8th grade locker-room after physical education you pathetic little insect

>>76869309
It did

Excuse the blood, but I have slit my wrists and neck. It was the intention that I would die in the woods so that it would take a few days before I was possibly found. I belong in the woods and have always done so. No one will understand the reason for this anyway. To give some semblance of an explanation I'm not a human, this is just a dream and soon I will awake. It was too cold and the blood kept clotting, plus my new knife is too dull. If I don't succeed dying to the knife I will blow all the shit out of my skull. Yet I do not know. I left all my lyrics by "Let the good times roll"—plus the rest of the money. Whoever finds it gets the fucking thing. As a last salutation may I present "Life Eternal". Do whatever you want with the fucking thing. / Pelle.

I didn't come up with this now, but seventeen years ago.

>>76869333
>ywn sit in a seat beside yank strangers for a prolonged period of time
Magical

>>76869340
what if it's a man in their late 20s

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told my mum that the facts don't care about her feelings

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>>76869327
err, sweetie

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>>76869333
would standing in front of or behind the engine be optimal for ballbag annihilation?

>>76869340
I use roll on

>>76869309
In the long haul it did

>>76869350
I love Dead so much

>>76869360
go back and apologise to her RIGHT NOW

>>76869359
they should be institutionalised for crimes against polite society

>>76869327
TERRIBLE idea
it made people ill because the engineers couldn't get the tilting right

>>76869309
The entire world was anti-semitic for 2000 years prior to this event

>>76869340
>locker-room
FOY

>>76869379
post bp

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/are guy/ is loved in Poland lads

>>76869180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcjN5BNU9CY

>>76869372
>designed by foreigners
>built (iirc) by foreign owned companies
ugh.
at least it's not another fucking Siemens Velaro, that thing spreads like the black death.

>>76869396
it was much more functional by the time they scrapped it iirc.

shit bro I'm late for wood shop, I gotta roll or mr stevenson will give me a tardy slip

>>76869376
good lad

as an aside I feel like most people these days use that soapy liquid that comes in bottles instead of a nice traditional bar of soap, do they really think the ones who came before us fought and won two world wars for poofter shit like that? me granddad is rolling in his grave

nothing I enjoy more in life than when a celebrity SLAMS another celebrity

>>76869405
How did appreciating a black metal artist turn into asking to see my bp

>>76869426
there's not a looker in the bunch

>>76869437
nah no worries bro, I have these fake hall passes from the principal

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>>76869435
I've grown fond of it

Youve got a rubbish willy

Hmm I drank yesterday shall I drink again today?

>>76869470
Just shit posting

Fucking heaving in town with tourists. Lot of them seem to be yanks too.

HATE em

>>76869458
think I saw you soapposting a few weeks ago?
you inspired me to buy a bar but I forgot

>>76869504
Yes keeping hydrated is important sweaty x

Getting tired of having a monster cock

>>76869508
they're probably just on their way to a cool place like ireland

>>76869508
>living somewhere where your only tourists aren't a few coachloads of Continental European tourists a year

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stop saying sweaty

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hmm

>>76869529
Somebody told me alcohol makes you dehydrated

Should I believe their lies?

>>76869552
ummm, no sweaty xxx

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>>76869508
SHART

*doo doo*

IN YOUR

*poo poo*

MART

*woo woo*

>>76869543
Kek

>>76869562
needs bigger boobies and some work on the jaw

>>76869563
it does make you dehydrated

did you not learn this in school

>>76869563
uh no it's a fucking liquid
how is a LIQUID going to dehydrate you

Gf has got a summer job working as a tour guide on a city sightseeing bus. She has to stand on the bus and speak into a microphone for hours on end to loads of people. Don’t know how she does it without medication.

>>76869562
good

You ain't no Muslim bruv

>>76869508
Don't like yanks on this website but they're nice online, always leave big tips, friendly and curious, always go out of my way to help them, especially when they're looking for their irish roots I think that's admirable of them

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>>76869435
>he doesn't like Velaros

>>76869562
the before picture makes it that much worse

>>76869562
ha
I remember when I was younger and almost fell for the tranny meme
could've made a cute girl too
oh well

>>76869595
Women love to talk and love attention

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gay porn is so good

>>76869593
>>76869594
Looks like I was right sweeties xx

>Excess alcohol consumption can cause dehydration in a variety of ways. Firstly, alcohol decreases the body's production of anti-diuretic hormone, which is used by the body to reabsorb water. With less anti-diuretic hormone available, your body loses more fluid than normal through increased urination. Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol can also cause vomiting, which depletes the body of fluids and cancause further dehydration

>>76869563
No sweaty just keep drinking, if you feel weird that’s just the toxins leaving your body

You ain't no Englishman bruv

>>76869594
because ethanol is hydrophilic and draws water from your blood and it ends up getting circulated through your kidneys then to your bladder

>>76869611
do you get many aussies looking for their irish roots?

Trannies
Fannies
Jannies

Love em all

that's going straight on the filter list

Irish Roots sounds like a tragic period drama about Irish indentured workers, but instead of getting whipped they don't get to drink

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>londoner "memes"

>>76869650
business idea: drinking excessive amounts of alcohol

love how london is just this foreign mess

meanwhile up here in failsworth it's mostly white and chinks/blacks/indians are a rare sight
ahhhh

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>finishing work at 10 in the evening and presumably eating a microwaved butter chicken from woolies for dinner

ah yes
looking forward to the same thing tomorrow

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very unsettling train

>>76869698
>failsworth

Reddit

>>76869658
Sadly not

>>76869681
london needs a big fence built round it and have limited access to the outside world

>>76869698
>failsworth
I don't see how anyone could bare to live in a city that isn't heavily decorated with historical buildings. Instead you get those 60's factory-line buildings that all look the same. Absolutely depressing.

>>76869705
learn to cook manchild

>>76869708
is this the israeli high speed programme?

>>76869705
toil at sunrise

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Beware of the bohemian menace

>>76869708
I could jump over it if it went 200 mph at me

>>76869705
alri sheryl

don't forget you're picking the kids up tomorrow, I arranged a babysitter and put the pizza money on top of the fridge x

Can I get that meme chart with rasheed and rorkers and absurd rasheeds or whatever.

>>76869736
too tired, want to kill myself every day

I know the federal police read these threads so I just want you to know I'm taking the prime minister with me x

Got told by a working class lad in work today that I look "more toff than normal" today

Put in a formal complaint to management

>>76869778
what is your job exactly?

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business idea: cross each bridge only once

>>76869778
you better not be a muslim lad or they'll be kicking down your door in a few minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C1ZJV78OVs

imagine stepping in front of that

>>76869785
more tough? isn't that a compliment?

>>76869785
good don't tolerate that sort of abuse
he clearly meant "bent" but thought he could get away with "toff"

>>76869799
alri copper

not giving YOU any information before my lawyer advises me

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>there's an unironic trainspotter ITT

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>>76869844

>>76869836
Google is all over your IP address. We gotcha.

>>76869850
reddit movie

>>76869859
who reads this shite

>>76869714
wouldn't mind doing it myself desu
the great grandpa was apparently a messenger for the IRA but his mum sent him here because she was worried he'd get caught/ executed
my grandpa was one of his nine children lel

>>76869886
the guardian is britain's most venerated and trustworthy newspaper sweaty

All trainwankers should be killed

>>76869888
What county?

>>76869800
not possible

>>76869895
>sweaty

lmao kys

>>76869915
foy

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you arrive in lithuania

>It’s a “seriously confused herd of 15 Chinese pensioner tourists attempt to buy bus tickets one by one” episode
Fucking hell
*franticaly presses the fast forward button* ITS NOT WORKING JEEVES ITS NOT WORKING

>>76869888
intreging

>>76869923
>public transport outside of london

howling shitting & farting

Drove drunk from work again. Head is killing me.

>>76869905
don't know, partly why I'd like to visit and learn more
my grandpa died a few years ago and I lived far away so he only told me bits and pieces of it
I feel like it was dublin though I might be imagining that

>>76869928
Oi

>>76869922
was waiting for a bomb to go off or a car to plough through them. i want those 44 seconds back please.

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right > left

>>76869928
apparently they put the messages in the handlebars of his bike

>>76869945
What's his surname?

Ah the ol ‘pression is settling in again

Oiiiii

Why is this thread in Vietnamese?

>>76869977
Moore
sure that narrows it down lel

>>76869992
Same but this time it's somewhat comforting

>>76869945
Whatever the surname you associate with Ireland, Google it. Should give you an Idea. McIlreavy is Roscommon, Doherty is Donegal. That type of thing.

*exhales slowly*

Listen

stay awhile and listen

>>76870013
Sounds like a Dub surname alright

You'd be surprised how regional surnames can be here

>>76870017
it's Moore, but I imagine that's pretty widespread

>we must fight for white nations so we can have a welfare state for our people
>we must fight for white nations so we can have a libertarian society without commie gibsmedats and tax opression

very interesting

>>76869753
this

I don't think you're listening

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hmm

>>76870047
Is Erickson irish at all?

Look here bruv

>>76870084
that sounds scandinavian

>>76870079
ahh yes, london

>>76870013
Moore is common in the midlands as well

O'Moores were the rulers of Offaly or summin

>>76870084
Donegal is fort of the foreigners. Norwegean settlers.
You never know

it's my reddit birthday :)

*listens intently*
go on mate I'm here for you
*as you take a breath to speak I turn 360 degrees and walk in the other direction*

>>76870084
thats scandinavian you dumb shit

Back in the day, me and you baby
We used to have fun
Until you delivered that baby
Look, that's not my son

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New poster here. First day. Name's Ross.

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wtf i love casablanca now

>>76870146
its your cakeday you newfag ughh *downvotes your entire post history*

>>76870157
It's not for you Ross, here's your (you)

>>76870101
get that all the time because I'm a lanklet with blond hair/ blue eyes and have a similarly scandy first name
>>76870153
well it's my name sweaty and I'm not scandinavian x
there were norse invaders in Ireland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niteAMVVEOs

NEED a neckless autistic yank gf

>>76870198
its still a scandinavian name you retard. doesn't matter where you're from, insect.

have an issue with thinking that people are trying to psychologically torment me haha

Just got results in the post

Turns out I'm not gay after all

Cars should be banned from all inner cities

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anime

>>76870218
I have zero scandinavian blood
probably comes from England

>>76868597
cringe

>>76870247
i dont care

its too hot

Inner city life
Inner city pressure

>>76870263
Thunderstorms later hopefully

just got struck by lightning

>>76870262
christ you're an angry one
*ruffles your hair*
alri lovely?

>>76868890
How'd you like the new nukeproof bikes? Haven't been mountain biking for years but now I want to jump on the twatty enduro bandwagon.

Asked the docs for second opinion
Just called me lazy
:/ emoji

Who has powerfuller military britain or france

cat keeps walking into my bathroom and just sits on the cold tile floor

>>76870299
the lads
those stairs are well put together

>>76870316
Icéland

>>76870316
dont tell the french we said this, but we do

>>76870322
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

The Shitposting Song, by Peter, Bjorn and Sven:

and we don't care about the young folks
talkin' 'bout the young style
and we don't care about the old folks
talkin' 'bout the old style too
and we don't care about their own faults
talkin' 'bout our own style
all we care 'bout is talking
talking 'bout wee and poo (talkin' bout wee and poo)

>>76870316
its pretty even

oh I wish I was in the hospital

>>76870316
(((Czechoslovakia)))

>>76870322
They like the heat of the pipes below

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jesus christ lads i'm fucking pissed off
last week my mum booked me in for a haircut at the usual hairdressers i go to. told me it was thursday. couldn't sleep last night, so i'm tired to start off with
walked to the hairdressers today which took an hour in the boiling heat, turns out my cut is scheduled next thursday and my mum told me the wrong date. looked like a fucking clown in there
walked back and now i have blisters on my feet

>>76870316
a single welshman is worth 10 french

>>76870322
my cat randomly sits in the bath

>>76870316
I'm obviously biased, but I reckon Britain. We have better elite soldiers (gurkhas, SAS, royal marines, paras) and a lot of our lads have seen action in the Gulf, whereas French soldiers might've seen hairy situations in Africa with the UN or something, but probably haven't come under mortar fire.

>>76870371
Lol

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phwoar this bloke is so fit
i wonder if he uses eyeliner or something, hes almost unbelievably goodlooking

>>76870316
You better pay reparations for abducting Celtic women you cunts

>>76870257

You have to go back rasheed

>>76870371
imagine being this much of a manchild runt

>>76870371
thanks mum

>>76870356
czechoslovakia should not have been separated

>>76870367
there's no pipes where it's sitting

>>76870198
Broken Britain

>>76870371
>booked me in for a haircut
???

*cucks you*

>>76870407
Yes there are

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https://steemit.com/life/@ayylmao/teaching-the-kings-and-queens

>>76870371
state of this post

>>76870371
uber runt

>>76870422
you don't know my house

>>76870408
pardon?

>>76870424
what is it with indians and weird social media sites

>>76870424
shant

>>76870371

Horrid little scroterunt

>>76870435
You don't know my story

>>76868890
Cricket pitch

Fucking HELL I am a sweaty cunt

Someone give me a wet cold towel

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why isnt there a 'that 70s show' for gays. i mean 8 seasons of 25 ep each of only heterolove.

>>76870448
*hands you a mouldy and smelly damp rag*

Canadians are genocidal sociopaths

>>76870448
okay sweetie

heading to the canabis store if anyone needs anything

>>76870467
HANGING OUT

>>76870488
Get me some cannabis?

Like the cock? Have a shock.

watching the test

>>76870494
DOWN THE STREET

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>>76870448
here you go bud

>>76870511
Your Mum needs to live her own life, Anon.

>>76870505
what kind

>>76870371
Broken Britain

>>76870438
Wrong reply xx

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>>76868597
*drives a T-34 across you all*

>>76870536
the hardest shit

>>76870525
me on the left

>>76870544
*pops back into 3-D*

>>76870525
'orrible old cunt. the kid had it first.

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>>76870327
That is true

day time /brit/ is fucking dire. i'll be back later when the normies are home.

>>76870591
see you tomorrow

>>76870388
i'd laugh too
>>76870397
mean
>>76870402
will be yelling at her later
>>76870412
she called in to book a slot since i was out at the time (have to call in advance)
>>76870426
>>76870434
>>76870443
>>76870537
yeah yeah alright lads

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>>76870582
delet this

saw a literal anime girl today

looked like the crossdressers but was female

>>76870371
giggled

>>76870628
that's because crossdressers dress like anime

>>76870434
are you telling them they should've taken an Uber or they are in uberrunt ?

still a sweaty bastard

>>76870603
dont yell at her, it was an honest mistake

where can I buy one of those little soap dishes?

what happened to that guy who did that thing?

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>>76870639
makes you think

>>76870536
Legal sort please

>>76870664
tesco

tourists should be taken and shot

>>76870657
There are no honest mistakes
He should bodyslam her

want to post my top quality bait but shan't be posting in a thread past 300 replies

>>76870537
Don't let Ireland become like England.
You know

>>76870683
https://twitter.com/varathas/status/642008759166963712

>>76870692
good post

>>76870716
>>76870716
>>76870716

NEW

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>>76870665
Hussars got im poor fella, and only 2 more days until he got his ticket back to Blighty.

>>76870544
*jumps on the back and hides behind the turret*