>start 2 world wars >lose them

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AHAHAHAH AMAN FUCKING LOSETRS RIGHT AHAHAHAHA SHIT NIGAGA STRAT 2 WORLD WAR THEN LOSE WHWAT THE FUCK MAAN XDDD

>>76868401
ikr

schlächte Fade

So long as they can keep sending us money and buy our expensive shit I can't complain.

>>76868812
You're welcome

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>>76868401
LOL ALMAN BTFO

They did nothing wrong. They were just being screwed over by the eternal Anglo.

>>76868363
>tfw no Germany loss edit

>>76868363

I thought Mecklenburg-Vorpommern was Nazi and Brandenburg was Communist.

>>76869094
Brandenburg is german siberia lots of trees but no people

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>>76868363
>Be a fairly large country

>Lose it

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>>76869377

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>manage to start not just one but two world wars through your severe autism
>manage to shift the blame on your brother because he has to carry you

>>76869377
;_;

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>>76868830
Yes yes now buy these fine leather shoes.

>>76869377
those weren't the borders. those are germanic majority regions pre ww1/2

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>Germany starting WWI

>>76868954
Still doesn't make you German, little monkey man.

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>>76869522

For leather shoes, the should rather go to Spain.

Hans, I suggest you to buy high quality Portuguese towels. Top Qualität!

>>76868363
>controls europe
>lose

>>76868363
>New censorship laws
>Love it
I hate Germans.
Even more than I hate leftist Swedes - I HATE Germans.

>>76868363
Which part of Germany is best to live in?
Is it Bavaria?

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>>76869558
>Germany not starting WWI

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>>76872054
Why is censorship becoming so popular there?

>>76872144
>first sentence
That's wrong lad
>the rest of that paragraph
Also wrong lad

>>76872107
>Sending millions of men into the meat grinder for FUCKING BELGIUM.
Worst family feud desu

>>76872144
Because they're going to be taking in millions of refugees over the next couple of years. Some high-up German official said that they could easily take 500 000 a year forever, more or less.

And to speak out against that idea is so offensive to the average German that it has to be censored.

>>76872212
Really? You can't even deny the holocaust can you?

>>76872144
They're probably very desperate to remove themselves from the terrible past. I think by trying to "atone for the past" they may have gone overboard.

>>76872060
If you are Bavarian, yes. Otherwise nobody else can understand what they're saying half the time.

I liked it better in Hesse around Frankfurt am Main.

>>76872296
I'm actually British so I have no idea, probably not though, but unless you were a real threat in saying it I don't think anything serious comes of it

>>76872327
isn't it full of liberals and syrians?

>>76872467
Lmao, actually
>In Germany, Volksverhetzung ("incitement of the people")[31][32] is a concept in German criminal law that bans incitement to hatred against segments of the population. It often applies to (though not limited to) trials relating to Holocaust denial in Germany. In addition, Strafgesetzbuch § 86a outlaws various symbols of "unconstitutional organisations", such as the Swastika and the SS runes.

>Whosoever publicly or in a meeting approves of, denies or downplays an act committed under the rule of National Socialism of the kind indicated in section 6 (1) of the Code of International Criminal Law, in a manner capable of disturbing the public peace shall be liable to imprisonment not exceeding five years or a fine

>Whosoever publicly or in a meeting disturbs the public peace in a manner that violates the dignity of the victims by approving of, glorifying, or justifying National Socialist rule of arbitrary force shall be liable to imprisonment not exceeding three years or a fine

Germany is fucked lmao

>>76872564
lol wtf okay this is news to me rofl

>>76872238
It wasn't Belgium per se, it was the precedent.

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>>76872641
>Precedent
You mean the fact that the German navy was expanding and becoming a threat to UK naval trade? Hmmmmm.....

>>76873100
Yes, that was in fact one of many well-justified reasons, anon. The German General Staff under Tirpitz and Bethmann-Hollweg even intended for that to be so. It was the reaction they wanted in the first place.

>>76872060
please don't come here, also yes bavaria

>>76872266
>Because they're going to be taking in millions of refugees over the next couple of years. Some high-up German official said that they could easily take 500 000 a year forever, more or less.
why

>>76873159
>Germans wanted to fight another military superpower, whilst also fighting France and Russia on two fronts
Idk man. I don't think Germans would be that autistic. If anything, a diplomatic agreement could have been made, perhaps limiting Germans' control of Belgium(even if they were just passing through).

>>76873408
Money and cheap "workers" aka tax Payers

It will totally fuck the native population but the country itself will be swimming in filthy mud money.

>>76873580
But I thought I heard that the vast majority of them don't work or pay taxes

>>76873757
They don't.
But the ones who undercut wages will make a lot of profit for big business, while the ones who don't are the CEO's problem, that's just German society at large's problem.

>>76868363
They sacrificed a lot but they achieved what they wanted. Their denbts were forgiven and the markets of Europe opened.

>>76873940
>denbts in exchange for sovereignty and an entire generation of your young men
lel

>>76874031
>in exchange for sovereignty

Except they now de facto rule the EU through economy

>generation of young men

Hence the a lot part

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>>76869336
sounds comfy