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Last Thread: >>76844957
Ameribull general
>tfw no shy korean(from korea) /cp/ girlfriend
life is fucks lifes
>>76857922
Well said
>>76857957
hm ? you were mentioned :)
>>76858339
Who?
>>76858377
Ghost of the Christmas past.
I think I acted too autistic today and scared off two qts.
>>76851919
>>76851992
Uh, is it maybe Lisa ?
If so then... been there.
>>76857964
>>76857922
sent this to a qt, ty
What's the best cunt for a Nazi qt3.14? Thinking Palestine but then I remember Sunnis are a thing
>>76859363
Russia has plenty of right-wing qts, but some of them avoid the term "Nazi" cuz of WWII. They might change if u show them the way, though.
Polish qts are still butthurt about it, btw. Plus, half of them are jewish, so there u go.
>>76859413
Thanks portubro, I'll try Russia. Sucks about Poland, lots of them visit my profile
>>76859567
Yeah, they're worst than they seem. Even the none jewish ones were completely bluepilled, simply cuz they have no migrants there, so all they know about them is from ((American TV)).
I remember one telling me she had never seen a black person.
feels like I'm about to shit my brains out, lads
>>76859653
Oh, there are still a noticeable amount of commie qts in Russia, btw. They're, genuinely, some of the worst people I've ever talked to. Vengeful and never back down or accept their mistakes, fuck that.
They also love praising Stalin and are surprised and defensive when I tell them about the Holodomor. Had one legit deny it was ever really a thing and blame the farmers for the famine.
>>76859660
might as well get it over with, lad
>exchange a few long-ish messages with a qt earlier
>she's a scandi so has decent English
>opens my last message and doesn't respond
>get a response later when it's like 3am her time
>it's riddled with typos, spelling errors, and randomly capitalized words
What the fuck happened???
>>76859814
I just took a shit but the feeling is still there. rip my asshole
>>76859874
They drove to germany to get the beer, and drove back.
>>76859901
It's a Wednesday night. Then again, she looks normie as fuck
Where can I get a gingy cutie
>>76860513
I'm on day four of nofap and this picture is making me horny as fuck, please do not post again.
Going to sleep lads. See ya later
Your qt's do anything fun for you today, /cp/?
>>76860959
no.. did yours?
>>76861014
yeah she sent me a picture of her golden retriever puppies
>>76861481
post them :^)
>>76860959
Every day is fun when talking to qt :3.
Bump desu
>message from Italian qt
>she's from Naples
uffa
>>76862332
This :3
Also she recced me some books about revolutionary socialism so can't complain
>>76862882
She might have the attitude of a half nigger, but nudes should be easy
>get blocked by big titted ukranian for asking for nudes
>delete my account
>make a new one with same pictures and profile a month later
>she doesn't remember and writes to me
Is this my chance to redeem myself?
BUT IMMA CREEP
IMMA WEEIRDOOO
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN HERRRRE
I DONT BELONG HERE
'morning
>>76864059
goodnight
>canadian qt is up at 3am responding to my message
hooked
>>76864059
>>76862882
Stay away from her
>>76864934
Why are your women so unfaithful?
>>76857964
*portugues anon farts from eating too much dinner*
>>76865677
BRAPPPPPP
>>76865677
Will you be my friend?
>>76865905
i already am
>>76866174
Yes, we are, but it's only here. I can give you my account so that you send me friend request.
The Portuguese white supremacist looks north African
>>76866226
whats your profile?
*comments on your photo*
>>76858891
Define "been there"
>thanks for viewed my profile I'm gift from Thailand nice to meet u
>>76867340
hello, I am Poo from Thailand
>>76866606
/oliveiraa
>>76867219
As in she was getting naked on cam regularly.
She's... fun.
Haven't been to her place, because I'm poor.
How long do you wait until you ask for nudes?
>visit Garmo's profile once
>he instantly messages me few hours later
Also how long does it usually take to get your profile pick accepted? I've been waiting for 24 hours now
>>76870119
Never
>>76870119
No time for waiting
>>76870175
It doesn't get "accepted", just upload another pic ad make that the album cover, it should update it.
Knew the Moortuguese were dark but not this dark
>>76871380
Oh still a British flag
>>76871380
Want me to start arm posting again?
>>76870175
Your profile is shit, btw.
>>76871471
What's his profile?
>>76871594
Won't post it, for now. Go find it yourself if you want.
>>76871380
Staying in Algarve?
>>76871633
Vilamoura
>>76871653
Yeah, wtf did u expect? That's like going to London and saying the Brits aren't white.
>>76871692
Just bantering you m8
>>76871714
Can't blame a man for defending his homeland, can ya?
>>76871749
I cannot
Turkish girl likes sending me her hipster shit music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRaE-rbEDcM
Why do people like this shit?
This shit working again?
>>76871633
Do something about that unibrow of yours
>talking to my Italian side qt about the girls I fished with my Korean fake
This working again?
what has happn
Hey guys it's me the Nazi Portuguese
I'm only role playing, actually I have a cuckold fetish and subscription to BLACKED... just thought you guys should know ;^)
t. Nazi Portuguese
Fuggg
>>76872058
I already did, and talked about it here. We talked about brow removal for a bit and then the thread moved on to something else.
>>76872138
Post new pics
Test
>>76872133
Ahah, stop projecting your sick fetishes onto me ;^)
should i have a pic of my doggo on my profile
>you have nice eyes
Bitch you can't even see her eyes
>>76872214
Fucking krauts
>>76872213
yes, also post it here
>>76872171
My profile got banned so I have no need for new pics.
I think I have some but they're in the bathroom and only for mein QT ;^)
>>76872252
I can be your QT))))
>>76872295
No, thanks. One ruskie QT is enough))))
>>76872239
here he is
What does it mean when a girl barely does anything to keep the conversation going but then always sends you new messages when you decide to stop responding?
>>76872378
cyoot
>>76872387
It means that she doesn't know how a conversation works.
>>76872424
How to deal with low-IQ QT?
>some grill(?) without profile pic starts talking to me
>pretty alright chat so far so I don't care much
>read message but don't reply because busy
>type reply about an hour later
>can't send
>I'm blocked
???????
Did I dodge a crazy here?
>>76859713
Commie Russian qt's are my favourites
French QT just told me she is a virgin.
I didn't think Europeans QT 3.14s could be a virgin?
>>76872497
She's lying, Ahmed is pounding her while we speak
>>76872445
Idk. I just delete convo and move to another.
>>76872450
She just wanted you to respond as soon as possible.
>>76872549
I really don't think she's lying Tbh. She has nothing to gain from lying. We've already met IRL, and I might not see her again for a few years anyways.
>>76862882
WATCH IT, CHRISSY
>>76872613
If they insist I reply right away they'd better just sod off to Omegle or Chatroulette tbqh senpai
Hello /cp/
Did you do something useful during these hours without 4chan?
>>76872613
But when I do that she just messages me something else, and then if I don't respond to that one, she sends another, etc
>>76872751
Wish this site would just get deleted already
>>76872751
I wageslaved tbqh
>>76872751
Yes. Going to the refugee thread on /b/
>>76872549
>Americans
>>76872751
i watched tv in my pajamas
This is the type of guy that thinks the world spins around him.
>>76872751
I've just been watching Season 7 of Shameless on Netflix. Feeling glad I don't have a girlfriend Tbh
>>76872983
The world does tend to spin around amerifats but that's just the basic laws of gravity tbqh
>>76872751
did a wank and a nap
>>76872811
To be fair some specific threads on specific boards are useful, but mostly life would be better without this.
>>76872813
Well done, Goldstein is proud :')
>>76872815
Shitposting is a full time job
>>76872919
Pretty comfy :3
>>76873002
Why don't you want a loving gf anon?
>>76872983
He's also 17. If that's even a real account
Tbh though, non-Americans really do portray that imagine. Because I remember during our election, i had so many Europeans message me preaching OUR politics to me. Even QTs on WhatsApp messages me "Vote for Hillary Clinton, she has good polices and will be a great president! :)" that shit drove me up a fucking wall.
a Canadian QT who I was talking to at the time was furious I voted for Trump. She started spouting all this shit and I told her she shouldn't give a fuck. I think Trudeau is a cuck, but that's Canadian politics, not mine
>>76872834
>Somalis
>>76873090
>Why don't you want a loving gf anon?
Too much work, stress, and time. Plus there is a risk of having kids.
Being by myself, I can do whatever I want.
>>76873211
>Too much work, stress, and time. Plus there is a risk of having kids.
>being this jewed
Wow, American propaganda, everyone.
If I send messages to german milfs asking if they'd like to be my new mommy, will I be banned?
>>76872751
No, I desperatly tried to post every now and then and spent some time getting bored from video games.
>>76873294
Is it not true?
>>76873671
No, ofc it isn't.
Hedonistic pleasure is a mere distraction from existential dread.
Yes, having kids is hard stuff and you'll have to make sacrifices, but what also are you going to be? Be a rich hobo that settles in no land and has no family?
Can anyone from South America Mediterranean take a picture of their garden to me or some land outside, trying to mess with someone
>>76873907
is garden within cityscape fine?
>>76873864
I don't want kids. I don't want to be tied down for 18+ years. Fuck that mess if shit
Why is most of this thread just shitposting
>>76873987
I ask you again: wtf are u going to do?
It seems like you want to be a kid for the rest of your life or some shit.
If you follow this path, I guarantee you that you'll live a sad and unfulfilling life, that's almost certain.
What will you do when the fun runs out and you get old? Look back at the pointless shit you did for 60 years?
Go do something fulfilling with your life, god damm dude.
>>76874036
Because it's what friends do :)
>>76857652
>didnt make the list
nice
>>76874240
>What will you do when the fun runs out and you get old? Look back at the pointless shit you did for 60 years?
>It seems like you want to be a kid for the rest of your life or some shit
I M P L Y I N G
M
P
L
Y
I
N
G
>>76874251
Well its bound to happen but I was hoping for interesting interpals stories as well.
>>76874371
What you're going to kys? Okay, do it, but do it now, don't be a pussy.
>>76874310
the list is very old
>>76874570
yeah it's from 2013 or 2014
I was already on IP at the times
>>76857652
Never once posted my profile and am still on it
>>76874760
there is multiple users who have nothing to do with these threads too
it might be simply those who ever used script or something
>>76874516
>implying people can't live a fulfilling and interesting life without having kids
>implying that there aren't many people who never got married and had kids who've had extremely successful and interesting lives
lol
>>76874965
Nigga, the conversation has moved on from that.
Are you going to kys now or not?
>>76875010
Why would I do that? :)
>>76875079
>>76875123
Airplanes > girl Tbh ;)
What's the worst thing that can happen when I ask for whatsapp?
>>76875186
>Airplanes > girl Tbh ;)
>he said before crashing into the Twin Towers with no survivors
>>76875227
Says no. Then your convo will die from the awkwardness.
>>76875227
"Hey so Interpals kind of sucks, wanna talk on WhatsApp? :)"
Never fails
>>76875292
Those towers are already gone nigga
>>76875389
>Never fails
This.
I caved and messaged the qt that's been ignoring me
>>76875615
Ainda tas naquela merda com a tuga que gosta de te cuckar?
>>76875734
I'm the Brit mate
>>76875908
Ah, shit okay. Forget about it then.
>>76876060
The conversation lasted 3 messages till she made an excuse to leave
I'm done
Hello /pals/ the evening run was nice
Who here /nicevibes/?
shocking headache lads
>>76876794
me too :(
>>76876794
not good
REEEEEEEEEE
Fuck IP!
Is this the hapa whore posting under US flag?
>>76877459
NORTH KOREA
>>76877459
Where is that from
>>76877459
>be korean
>no culture beside tae kwon do
>wake up in the morning
>wageslave for 17 hours
>all legal of course
>log on interpals
>+124 messages
>euroqts want to learn about korean culture
>you don't even know what that means so make up some stories
>add that you're shy :3
>trap is set
>they're stunned by beautiful culture of korea
>constant flow of nudes
>such is the life of kim
>>76877928
Completely true. You just forgot the suicide part.
No scripts or vagina edition
>>76877928
>no culture besides tae kwon do
What about their immaculated faggot men singing?
>>76878826
time to delete
>>76878912
DON'T DELET
WOC are you here?
>>76879037
Yes, who are you?
>>76879037
Hello
>>76879037
That would be me
>>76879135
>>76879138
Kek you really have no life
>get a girl's number so can talk to her on whatsapp
>immediately get bored and don't want to talk to her anymore
The fun is the chase, once you've got her the fun is over.
>>76879321
>get a girls whatsapp
>conversation dies after a few days
>>76879348
Same. I dropped a girl within a day
>>76879240
None of them are me but ok.
>>76879408
what will it take for you to drop that normie chad on your friends list and be my gf
>been coming here 4 years
>no one knows who I am still
Feels good
>>76879514
i know
>>76879493
Holding a gun to my head would probably work temporarily, I think.
(sorry qt :3)
>>76879608
But I'm so good looking! Pick me!
>>76879553
>>76879514
Neither of you knows who I am. >:3
>>76879608
how many qts do you have?
How do girls deal with people on Skype
suddenly 50 nerds view my profile so i come here sure enough someone posted the fucking list again why am i on it i go on here once a year
>>76872059
LET'S SEE THE REST OF THE CONVO
To what did she respond "n-no"?
>>76880090
actualy more likelly sometimes youre profile gets stuck in search results 1st or so pages and that gives you many wievers for a day or so
>>76880178
no it's based on how many messages/comments you send. believe it or not this shitty site has an algorithm like that
i could tell it was people from here just based on they pic
>>76880298
>it's based on how many messages/comments you send
not
t. knower
>>76873148
what dumb fucking logic you have
>>76880415
>blaming the logic when the presuppositions are really at fault
lol do u even reason
>>76880382
i don't know why you would think otherwise, it's definitely a direct result of that. if you start being more active then your view count goes way the fuck up every time. i can even just send hi messages and hit 300 views a day for a week and then next week send nothing and get like 20
>>76873148
>you should only care about things that are happening in your country
>>76879037
Hey :)
>>76873148
US politics totally has no effect on the rest of the world, right?
>>76880466
you think people have no business caring about other country's politics, which is ridiculous. especially american politics, which undeniably affects the rest of the planet. of course youre not going to give a shit about canadian politics. "i dont care about you guys see so you shouldn't care about us" ???? okay
>>76880478
>it's definitely a direct result of that
if you send hundred hi messages some will just view your profile back
it doesnt affect the search result thing
>>76880415
What are you talking about?
>>76880585
yes it does 100% i've been using this site for like 4 years and tested it a hundred times. i don't think my account is some random anomaly...
>>76880519
Didn't say you shouldn't care. But I'm saying it's bullshit when people push their political beliefs on someone from another nation.
>>76880569
No, I'm a different guy. I was just pointing out that his logic (i.e., system of deductions) was valid. It was rather his presupposition that "people have no business caring about other country's politics" that was incorrect. That's not a logical error, but rather a fundamental one.
>>76880619
i have tested the same hundred times more than you and tests prove youre wrong
>not sure if she's just replying out of politeness, or if she legitimately wants to talk with me
Worst feeling desu.
>>76880619
You're completely fucking wrong. It's entirely random. I will have IP open on my second PC at all times and sometimes, after days of no activity, my views will skyrocket.
>>76880702
The term 'logic' as used by the public at large encompasses the concept denoted by the term 'presupposition' as used by college freshman who've just taken their first formal course in logic. Stop being a pedantic faggot.
I am talking to this huehue girl that lives in Portugal now. She is swearing to my fake korean that she doesn't have a boyfriend. But her name is so unique (Dhiuly) she is easy to find on FB and I see on the header a pic of her and a guy kissing. Plus she posted a message 11 days how much that guy makes her happy.
Why are latinas so slutty anons?
>>76880906
DARREN
>>76880960
Why do people keep calling me Darren? I don't even know who that fucker is
>>76880996
A legend
>>76880702
you right thank you
>>76880730
>0730 ▶
>File: an problem.jpg (54 KB, 584x445)
>>>76880619 (You)
>i have tested the same hundred times more than you and tests prove youre wrong
>>76880857
well i'm just telling you guys it works for me. if i ever take a break from the site and don't message any one (but still log on) my views start counting like "3 people viewed your profile this week" or "2 people viewed your profile this month" but if i come back and send a few messages it goes back to normal.
that aside, can you explain to me how, if the system is random, my profile views (when I'm active) are steady every day and do not dip or spike given that my use stays the same
lol
>>76882337
>no :))
Does anybody else cringe at and instantly regret the messages you send? I mean it goes well 99% of the time but I still do this
>>76882763
Depends how 'nice' the message is. If I can't open with humor I normally cringe a tiny bit
>>76882763
yes
>>76880170
Something unrelated, just talking about her eating habits.
She flirts lightly with me, but always backs away when I flirt back.
Nigerian koreaboos are a thing, I guess.
Third Nigerian to send me a message about Korea.
>12 views today
things are looking up lads, must have gotten featured today
>>76883650
I wonder if her father owned a giftshop.
>>76883650
>4 days
>+2
DONT MAKE HIM WAIT
>>76883800
No, but he probably liked to give people little gifts ;^)
>>76883800
Lel
>>76883914
It was the first message, no big deal.
>>76884084
what's the oldest unopened message?
>>76884355
New and scrolled down.
>Hmm, because people don't answer most of the time, or we st...
>Stops responding
I'm bad.
Three out of all are first messages.
>tfw dont even want a gf anymore
>dont want anything anymore
>nothing excites
>nothing worth giving my energy to
>just an empty void
dont even want death. quite the pickle im in, lads. feels like some just came a took my soul
>>76885076
Surprisingly not enough "hi how r u)))"
>>76885149
Go take a vacation abroad
>>76885076
they all seem like atleast little effort was put into writing them
>>76885352
I don't keep "hi, how are u" messages.
Do you ever respond to yours?
>>76885352
To be honest, amount of effort is probably just one of many small factors that go into a person's decision to respond to you. Should probably invest just enough effort to personalize a message (name or something minor) before shipping it. Marginal gains in response rate isn't worth putting in more effort than that.
>>76885335
that's the thing, im not sure i'd even enjoy it. i just feel nothing these days
>>76885700
Go get some happy pills you human husk
>>76885352
bost brofile
>>76885727
i have some. they're not helping yet :(
russian
>>76885888
If they don't help you should go back in and get a different prescription. Different pills for different people, if they don't work it's because you need something else.
>>76885939
If you've been on Interpals for longer than a month and you haven't fucked a Russian irl, you might as well just quit
>>76885400
I almost never get any other kind of message
>>76885593
i dont know, id rather respond to something else than "hi how r u"
>>76886079
Do I look like I have a remote control vr dildo to russia?
what do fake korean profiles even look like? i see a lot of korean people on here and i cant think of any that really stood out... want to know if i could tell
/anneehajiyusof
the muslima gf
>>76886475
Haram
>conversation turns to weather
oy vey, is there more of a surefire way to know conversation is dead?
>>76887496
You must not be a good conversationalist either if you see that as dying.
You can use that to ask about their perfect kind of weather/favorite season and what they like to do during those times.
>>76887723
>You must not be a good conversationalist
I hope you didn't think this at all. outside of 4chan, these people are my only human interaction
>>76887880
Me too but I don't think that's an excuse.
>>76888128
giving me too much credit my man, I just don't know how to talk to people. I run through the same topics with everyone and once they're exhausted I pretty much run out of stuff to say
>get message from girl
>she never visited my profile
What sorcery
>>76888807
was it "hi how r u)))" ?
>be a hapa like the Supreme gentleman, except dad is the Asian one
>ashamed of my jungle-gook roots all my life, try my best to look white
>rarely get messages on interpals
>decide to change my profile pic to one where I look much more asian
>+45 in my inbox now
This yellow fever shit is nuts
>>76888969
no but from a BR
>>76888996
post profile. i want an asian think bf
rate my fake korean prof
/jinvenchy
>>76885700
For real tho. Take a vacation abroad. It fucking helped me so much
>>76889532
Girl is kawai desu. looks like real because of your captions.
>>76889532
why a korean girl? what the fuck m8
>>76889642
my guess is part of the reason he's depressed is because he doesn't have nearly enough money for a trip abroad
>>76889532
What's the point of making a fake profile?
>>76889964
collecting nudes for your international nude database
wew this girl wants the green card bad
>>76890060
post convos
>another night without a qt European bf
;-;
>>76889911
If he can save $100/m, in 1 years he could afford a nice trip
>>76890147
stfu womanofcolor
>>76890233
>$1200
where would this nice trip be? asking for a friend
>>76890475
STFU THAT ISNT ME
STOP VIEWING ME YOU FUCKING GOOK KIKE LARPING FAGGOT
GET THE FUCK OFF MY FEED
STAY THE FUCK OFF MY QUICK SEARCH BAR
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>76890591
no u leave me alone
>>76890591
shes based stfu
>>76890591
tfw this person lives in the same city as you
>>76890591
>>76890759
tfw these people live in the same city as you
>>76890759
Where you from?
>>76890739
wait is that really a fake i talked to her like 3 years ago for a while. it was nothing serious but
>>76890775
>3 years ago
WHO ARE YOU
>>76890798
guess
im on the list
>>76890804
The guy from Washington?
>>76890774
Manhattan or Brooklyn but I don't really talk to people from /int/ you might be able to find me though
>>76890850
What did we talk about? 3 years ago is a long time.
>normal conversation in the discord
not enough shitposting
>>76890818
so are you that girl, the guy behind that girls profile or neither?
>>76890879
I am the girl. Who are you?
>>76890589
stfu womanofcolor
>>76890857
i don't remember but it was lowkey sus so im not that surprised
>>76890901
>lowkey sus
What?
>>76890914
oh i thought u were a guy nvm
>>76890919
So which one are you?
>>76890992
ill give u a hint im not white
>>76891147
You're going to make me go through the list again.
Just say it.
>>76891162
whats the list?
>>76891168
This >>76857652
Aren't you >>76890804 ?
>>76891209
no that last guy was someone else
>6am
>been trying to sleep for over 4 hours now
Guess I'm not sleeping today.
>>76890869
>discord
Isn't that shit for normies? Any quality shitposting there or nah?
>>76891409
i make up for everyone else's shortage
Why even make a discord? I can only assume it's just filled with Americans/brits tired of having other Americans/Brits in the general so they want to circlejerk/attention whore a bit.
>>76891433
Who, exactly, is this "everyone else"?
>>76891472
everyone else in the discord who's active
ie less than a dozen
>>76891472
https://discord.gg/ezwQz
>>76891466
This Tbh
not sure if im a fan of the discord either. dont understand the point of it
>>76891876
there isnt
>>76891876
shitposting without this annoying captcha?
>>76891876
splitting the community so they both eventually die for some quick attention
>>76891908
>he doesn't have a pass
>>76891995
>Ele paga a um chinoca(judeu) para postar caralhos num site de troca de caralhos finlandês
should Brazilian qts just be called HUEts?
>>76892025
>Seus amigos não o oferecem
>>76892080
>ele tem amigos
*Portuguese monkey noises*
>>76892109
Ooga booga where the white women at?