/brit/

Shagged an absolute 9/10 a week ago and STILL riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.

Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this.

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>craigslist

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Have been writing a bunch of stories recently. Might try to make them into a book eventually.

Each short story takes place in the same location with the same cast of characters. They are about 10-20 pages long and are set in a near-future world with VERY light cyberpunk elements. The stories take place in a bar, and centre around the bartender, who I have deliberately given zero personality - he is a selfinsert for the reader.

Nothing really happens in any of the stories, the bartender just cleans and maintenances the bar, serves drinks to customers, that kind of thing. The point of the stories is the characters who come to the bar and the conversations they have with the bartender and each other.

The characters are either real people I know IRL transposed into the world, fictional people I have imagnied, or a mix of the two. The conversations are split pretty evenly between real conversations I have overheard and noted down, and conversations I have invented. I tweak the stories to make some fit and to make different conversations reference each other or build character, but the heart of a lot of them is unchanged from when I heard them 'in the wild'.

Each story takes place over a single day, and my intention is that the reader should read one a day too, syncing his weekly routine to that of the storyworld's. The regulars have varying schedules the reader will learn to anticipate. Students and the unemployed are more erratic, and workers have fairly rigid and predicitable schedules. The hope is that the stories form a parallel social life for the reader and take place almost in real time. For example, a reader might think to themselves: "Man, I can't wait until Friday's story - Mark said he'd come to the bar then and tell us how his date with Alice went," or: "I hope Ben is okay, he hasn't been to the bar for weeks", etc etc.

What do you think of my novel (haha) idea? Be honest please

babestation

4u

>>76854477
>indenting your paragraphs
fuck off

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>bradley posts

>>76854455
Does craigslist have a UK site?

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tune lads choooon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70hG3JrAS5E

>>76854477
Sounds boring

Main protagonist wouldn't have any character development, boring bar setting really limiting yourself

>>76854455
whom are you quoting

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thoughts on /fa/ lads

>"cregslist"

>>76854527
no

america has become the most powerful country in the world, arguably one of the most powerful in history

They created some of the most innovative pieces of technology the world will ever see.

They dominate culture and are the entertainment powerhouse of the world. People will be studying this masterpiece of a country for hundreds of years wondering how we were so dominant and ahead of our time

They'll look at the moon and marvel at the fact that we were there in fucking 1969. They'll see the world wide web and its expansions and be in complete awe of our advancements

In the end, they'll see a film called Interstellar. What will eventually become a cornerstone of western art, a nearly perfect visual. Historians will be blown away by the way it perfectly encapsulates human nature, our sense of adventure, our perseverance, and most of all, our love, the thing that transcends space and time

Honestly if women want more power they should play up the femdom aspect. They probably could get androcide in motion if they wanted

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>>76854545
its meant to be comfy
not exciting

>>76854557
tthey are all skinny runts so it doesn't matter what they're wearing

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>literally claiming bennies from your own mum and dad as an adult man

>>76854235
http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/06/06/transgender-freshman-sprinter-born-a-male-wins-two-girls-state-championships/

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>>76854139
>>76854235
>>76854259
>>76854319
>>76854386

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8&list=RDQML7ApTdKobtM&index=4

love fast music lads

As my fondness for alcohol has grown so has my complete inability to care about what other people think about me. I have my mates and workmates and that, I'm pretty good looking and confident but end up in fights and arguments constantly because I've honestly stopped giving a fuck about other people's feelings

poowee

>>76854601
love eurobeat me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvs8dX5BkVo

>>76854603
you have to be 18 to post here

>>76854601
DEJA VU
IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

>>76854483
studio 66

I only support one man-free zone... my penis. My penis.

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is excel a useful skill that employers like you to have?

pic is me doing a be excellent at using excel

>>76854483
>>76854647
babestation germany

/brit/ is the original man-free zone

any poo man in

>>76854684
hello nigger

haha poopoopeepee

>>76854660
if you have "proficient at excel" on your CV you are a runt

>>76854660
Do you know the advanced functionality like adding numbers? If so you're hired lad, just remember, firm handshake and eye contact.

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So I took her hand and I gave her a twirl
And I lost my heart to a Galway girl

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499141773289.webm

>over halfway through 2017

Mental, I remember past new years like it was yesterday. I was on /brit/ and I drew this
http://sketchtoy.com/67778031

Time accelerates so rapidly once you hit mid-20s

weewee

>>76854660
Yes

is incel a useful skill that employers like you to have?

>>76854660
You're not an Excel wizard until you can VLOOKUP your monte carlo simulations and regression analyses

Need a poo
(in my mouth)

bossman quit today.
company spiraling out of control

qt on jeopardy rn

>>76854724
haha

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499141840114.webm

hey mr bartender give me a drink

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>>76854696
but i really am proficient at excel

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>You're not an Excel wizard until you can VLOOKUP your monte carlo simulations and regression analyses

>>76854669
I imagine all German sextalk sounds like brutal femdom, even if they don't want it to

Jesus christ british salaries are miserable.

I work for a british corporation and just looked at the same job title in London as the one I have here.

It literally makes $20k less in a significantly more expensive area. I live really well on my salary for the same job here, I'd be barely getting by in London

How do people do it?

Also, the company covers my healthcare so i bet my healthcare here is just as good, if not better than what the NHS offers.

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>>76854724

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Finally found a girl able to handle my monster cock

>>76854455
enjoy this gimmick

>>76854770
whats the best thing you can do on excel?

>>76854804
Fuuuuarrkkk
Routine?

>>76854804
fuark
anyone know her routine?

>>76854576
Ah I just prefer large epic stories. Go for it lad, I'd read it.

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>>76854809
conditional formatting

>>76854610
>>76854684
>>76854750
need poo gf

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1499137238044.webm

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Planned my whole life out in excel, tbqh

>>76854804
pics of your monster cock please x

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>>76854817
>>76854819

>>76854850
dormers

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>>76854830
thats easy mate any retard can do that

orchestrating a wank

>>76854850
Really need to get this mature.

How easy is this to keep up with? I'm terrible about my spending and am about to be fully independent in 4 months

>>76854850
Grim

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>foreign youths

the fucking dutch at it again

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>>76854878
Depends on how much work you want to put into it
I may have gone too far

>>76854477
at the end it should all be a dream a nd he wakes up and he has no arms
imagine that shit happening

mental

Just got 3 matches in a row on tinder and I'm sat with 8 cold cans of beer

Flying high boys

>>76854897
i reckon it was those pesky hindus again

why do women have a habit of nagging you and asking trivial questions when you are trying to concentrate?

>>76854910
>>76854850
>planning your life that much ahead ahead
holy autism batman

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Ah yes, the Flintstones

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c05_1499244016

lads...

>>76854929
i think you just notice it and are annoyed by it more when you're busy

>>76854910
Lol this is bait

good bait at that Robert

>>76854850

ah yes - the 'tism

5 FUCKING MATCHES IN A ROW

might roll a joint

bollocks are very sweaty

>>76854929
Why does everything men do revolve around sex? No seriously, go to a club and see how disgustingly forward and perverted men are being to the girls there.

Some girls are just there to be with friends, yet they're getting rubbed up on every 2 minutes.

I'd say thats more annoying than being "naggy".

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Very interesting

>>76854850
why the fuck do you already have your income put down for 10 years ahead? and why the fuck do you think you'll be making 300k?

i really hope that trump cures acne

Made it 6 in a row

Combo breaker

on tinder do you see all the girls that reject you?

>>76854941
looks a bit fake

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>It's a semi auto-biographical novel about a man who falls in love with a girl halfway across the world over the internet

I have no income

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>>76854931
Doubt I'll actually live so close to that projection. I just wanted to get a gist of where I'd be at in the future, along with some other random questions (how much can I spend on discretionary stuff now, should I rent for a bit before buying a place, when can I afford kids, how would having 3 instead of 2 kids impact my standard of life at retirement, etc).

Also I made some nifty mortgage & housing tools which give me a better idea of what terms of mortgage I should get, what kind of down payment to make, etc.

>>76854941

fake

blood isn't pink, they wouldn't be laughing, the dude almost breaks into laughter too, there's an edit

need a cock in my mouth right now

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might spend USD$595 on a Nixie tube watch

steve wozniak says theyre his favourite gadget he owns

>>76854929
women always want to be the center of attention

>>76855000
he asks the virgin question

starting to think that Trump literally has alzheimers or something

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/882381181496549377

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>>76854902
having a laugh imagining how many takes this shot took; probably dozens

i bet the director was like
"lift your leg up a little higher next time"
"no lift it higher and straighter"
"you dont look cute enough, look cuter"
"what the fuck do i pay you for? you throw like a girl"

>>76855027
how many tinder matches do you have

>>76855034
kek

Really want multiple wives

I can't imagine myself being happy without at least 4

>>76854984
Salaries are quite predictable for my line of work, and that's where I'll probably be.

Could have made more if I went into investment banking as I had planned, and I'd just be an overglorified excel monkey making these autist simulators anyhow.

>>76854978
cause men tend to have higher sex drives
it pushes them to be forward and perverted. nothing they can do about the feeling and the subhumans types who go to clubs have even less control over their impulses

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post toads

>>76855000
Nah

>>76855034
he probably does. he's in his 70s and his dad had it.
>this man could literally start a nuclear holocaust whenever he feels like it

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>>76854978
>Why does everything men do revolve around sex?
>go to a club

as a girl that went to a club sober once, I lost a ton of fucking respect for men

you guys are brutal

haven't felt the desire to have sex in over 6 years

>>76855034
he's 71 and probably just got off a long flight and works non stop
imagine getting worked up about these things

WHO LET THE RUNTS OUT

Rorke Rorke Rorke Rorke Rorke

>>76855064
unless you're in a chief position at a company I very much doubt you're going to be making 300k

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LiI6poe3QE

>>76855089
As a girl we genuinely like dancing and being around social events

I have literally no interest in sex when I go the club sometimes

>>76855055
He isn't the tinder combo lad (me), I'd never be so rude x

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>>76854978

>>76855099
>>76855095
>>76855089
snap

>>76855055
125
ive had it since december though and sometimes might go a whole week without a match

>>76855034
>>76855088
>>76855109
hmmm yes lets ignore all of obamas embarrassing fuckups

>>76855095
>as a girl
fuck off

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>professor starts typing in the search bar on my computer

>>76855135
FONT

>>76855125
FOY

last time i went to a club all the girls were grinding on random guys. also one gave me the rest of her drink because she was leaving with her friends.

true story.

>>76854850
>>76854910
>>76855015
what age does it extend to

>>76855095
hey um


we should like... talk one on one sometimes

you never know, we might fall in love....

>>76855086
how do you "get 6 matches in a row" then? what does that mean?

>girls on /brit/
ahh no sweetie pie

good thing women's opinions don't matter at all

>>76855034
I've done the same sort of thing loads of times. Sometimes you just drift off mate he's had a long day. Still a baffoon though

>>76855162
used to get at least one match a day but its dropped off big time now barely get anything

>if you’ve got an Israeli entry stamp, you may be refused entry to Iran
howling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQguTmOzIWc

Toilet Bog Alzheimers Fart

don't worry lads, i'll clear these roasties out
*rips a huge fart*
ahhh, much better

Clubs are fucking awful, the music is shite and the drinks are expensive.

I always wondered if women actually enjoy them or not, men don't, the only reason they go there is to try and pick up girls. Most blokes would rather be at a pub.

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>>76855078

>tfw no sword and buckler tercio spanish gf with straight bangs

>>76855135
how many conversations, dates, shags and gfs have come about as a result?

>>76855182
Everytime i swiped right (liked) a girl, we instantly matched, meaning she had already liked me aswell, this happened six times without fail

>>76855205
I have an iran stamp

cannot enter the US until the year 2022

could just get a new passport though lol but its not like i would ever want to go to yankland anyway

>>76855212
>Men literally do things they hate because they are so obsessed with the prospect of sex

squealing!

>>76855120
welcome to /brit/ where everyone is russell group/portfolio manager/biotech research scientist "between jobs"

>can't defend trump so you resort to attacking obama
imagine the world view you need to like any american president

>>76855139
do you really have such little foresight that you'd bring a personal computer that you use for your weird porn into school?

>>76855227
if i were to download tinder, not swipe on anybody and then leave if for a long time and then come back to it wouldn't this be an inevitability?

>>76855205
That's true of most of the Middle East, I don't think the Israelis even bother stamping passports anymore for that reason

>>76855242
>squealing!
like a piggie

>>76855212
I enjoy the dancing desu, that's why i go near the end of the night and spend the earlier part of the evening in the pub with the lads

what will lefties say when trump gets caught farting on camera?

>>76855205
>>76855255
Based

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wew

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>I have an iran stamp

>>76855273
TOILET

>>76855250
obama was genuinely shit and hated this country. no clue why on earth anyone here would defend him other than out of contrarianism.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1499147843492.webm

breakfast is nearly ready anon, just need a few more seconds...

>>76855255
*stamps your passport with an Israeli entry stamp*

Charging up my power levels for the big get lads

>>76855253
Depends how good looking you are, how picky you are, and what your range is set to, but if your good looking yeah it's likely. I left mine for a week

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>Hillary is unfit to be president
*elects 80-year-old angry stresshead with alzheimers*

I'm pretty sure I'll lose ye olde virginity in a few days lads

Last time I bought condoms was Anime Expo 2015 but didn't even use them

>>76855250
>lefties praise obama
>lefties ignore all of obama's fuckups like the time he stuttered during a speech for two straight minutes because his teleprompter broke

>>76855120
At the big firms here, almost all associates become partners by year 7-8, and it starts at around $250,000 before bonus. Salary should rise slowly the next few years, and once you have 12+ years with the firm you become an equity partner, making well over $1,000,000/yr on average.

>>76855173
I projected up til 100, just to see if anything would change during my retirement years. Without much surprise, my savings should be high enough even before pension to fund a decent retirement, unless I lose it all in a crash or am funding a dozen disabled grandchildren or the like. But I'll be lucky to see 35 though based on my expectations of my job and love/marriage/children.

>>76855303
are you proud of yourself?

>>76855217
0 dates, 0 shags, 0 gfs, about a dozen short conversations
used it mainly as an ego boost. i only pull in exceptional circumstances so never had the confidence to suggest a meetup

>>76855242
t. shaves every single hair off her body and applies 6 inches of paint to her face daily

>>76855310
at least he never brought us to the brink of WWIII

anyone know if the original version or the international version of the twin peaks pilot is better
about to watch tv for the first time in years

Imagine being the person who sells condoms at an anime expo. You're so fully aware of the futility of that young man's purchase. He may aswell pay 5 quid to burn his hopes and dreams right then and there

>Women in /brit/
>YANK women in /brit/

Umm I don't think so darling.

>>76855283
only gays don't have one desu
also when i was there there was not a single yank in sight
was lovely

never bought rubbers

/pol/ is fucking great, don't tell me otherwise


>>>/pol/132534716
>>>/pol/132534716
>>>/pol/132534716
>>>/pol/132534716
>>>/pol/132534716

>>76855323
Yeah, it's a nice ego boost, especially since all the girls were good looking

>>76855332
thats for myself. men dont actually think we put on makeup for them?

ah yes, because you can tell which shade of my urban decay naked3 palette I used this morning!!

>>76855293

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1499148204401.webm

http://www.strawpoll.me/13365617

>>76855329
>0 dates, 0 shags, 0 gfs
sounds great downloading it now

our country is crawling with these disgusting beasts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrQ3cesM2A

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stacked yank lasses

i just invented a new drug, its 2 times more intoxicating than alcohol

you're going to love this, trust me. what you're seeing now is my normal get.

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>>76855397
>>76855293
is her brain as dumb as her arms?

>>76855386
>men dont actually think we put on makeup for them?
it's literally the only reason

>>76855346
I bought them at a pharmacy. They don't sell them at Anime Expo

>>76855408
what on earth

Holy fucking shite lads, i just matched with a literal 4ft tall midget. Might pipe her

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>>76855411
alri

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>text a girl
>every reply ends in ;) or haha

>>76855293
need a retarded stupid cripple bitch wife

Have shagged 11 girls from tinder, 2 in amsterdam, 2 in thailand, rest in the US

the last one I fucked without a condom when I was drunk and my dick had red itchy spots on it for weeks

deleted the app there and then. i should've known things were bad when she asked if we could film it.

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>>76855382
quality thread there reddit

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>>76855457
isn't that a good thing?

t. virgin

>>76855397
this is weirdly hot


would fuck

>>76855399
i have no so-called game so tinder is never going to achieve anything for me in that regard, in the very few times ive pulled its always been down to sheer luck/being in the right place at the right time
obviously though it can happen through tinder, somerset poster who's no longer on /brit/ recently shagged a korean off it

>>76855438
niggers, man
help us.

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>>76855411

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"i've had such a nice day with you, anon"

>>76855428
cerebral palsy dude

>>76855518
>dude
fuck off yank

>>76855515
, said no girl ever

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>men dont actually think we put on makeup for them?

>>76855488
should've listened when we cracked down on the slave trade

>>76855478
just realised i could have had a pretty decent fuccbuddy during high school and i screwed my chances

screwed my chances with all girls in high school desu

luckily the 'tism dropped when i started uni

>>76855515
leave me cuntoid

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>>76855515
'Can we go home I need a drink to deal with your fucking face you munter, you look like a bashed cabbage'

>>76855518
there's a girl at work like this, only has it in her legs tho so the first time i met her i didn't know it until she stood up to leave. still would.

>>76855309

good luck lad, i blew it 3 times over during my school years.

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Hey you, can you spot me on squats?

>>76855561
>cuntoid
thats such a great word

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>Last time I bought condoms was Anime Expo 2015 but didn't even use them

Shagged an absolute 9/10 a week ago and STILL riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Also, think women know when you fuck one of their best. Have had girls definitely chatting me up at the pubs and even one at a coffee shop lately.

>>76855587
Why do gymrats think that lifting weights makes them "warriors"?

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>>76855515
aye nae bor

>>76855470
>interracial porn

Looks like you don't know what porn is, son

>>76855587
roidlet at my internship got pissy when i told him 200g of protein a day was going to give him kidney stones, started talking about his 20 inch biceps and how he's been lifting 7 years

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>>76855518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Sh8ZuGbMI

>what's wrong with your legs?
>nothing, I have brain damage

Lads how the FUCK am I supposed to start a conversation with a complete stranger when i have absolutely no information about her

Tinder is hard

Shagged an absolute 2/10 a week ago and STILL riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 2/10 wanted to fuck you.

Also, think women know when you fuck one of their worst. Have had girls definitely chatting me up at the pubs and even one at a coffee shop lately.

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>>76855309

>>76855637
>gif
fuck off

>>76855548
everything men and women do is all about sex when you get to the root of it


... let me show you what i mean ;)

*moves in on you*

pretty much a born-again virgin at this point.

good morning

>>76855629
zach anner is a lad desu

>>76855631
just say something retarded

do you like plants cause i like to plant seeds?

(came up with this just now btw)

>>76855629
accute runtoidism

>>76855631
justb e yourslef

>>76855617
interracial is the important part, /pol/ doesn't hate porn. but of course you knew that didn't you reddit

>>76855662
it's not morning though is it

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>>76855629
>10 things I wish people knew about CP

sore throat from eating aldi sausage rolls still hasn't died down

>>76855689
dont care

>>76855291
>>76855310
Imagine a world view where liberals are lefties

Obama should've been dragged through the streets and Trump is not even able to pretend he is not a puppet

>>76855487
>i have no so-called game
what does this mean exactly? what prohibits you from having game?

>>76855700
kek how

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>>76855629
>o my god i'm a dog

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>what doth my binoculars view.jpg

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it just occurred to me that brits don't have an independence day because they've always been independent

>>76855681
You must be new here

>>76855731
i don't know, something in them makes my throat burn and gives me mild acid reflux
could be that i'm drinking gallons of hot coffee and tea with them

>>76855612
they're all gay office worker runts who want to feel tough

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HAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED!

getting my nigger mate to suck me off again tonight

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>>76855743

>>76855766
show arsehole

>>76855720
don't give a shit about your fairy tale larp leftism

>>76855720
it's not our fault europe has fallen so fart left that advocating against open borders is considered fascism
the world is laughing at you

>>76855700
post tummy

https://curiouscat.me/aishamiles

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>>76855743
URM

the 23rd of June is our Independence day sweaty x

>>76855762
fake news

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>>76855766
>>76854690
>>76855488
stop saying that word

>>76855762
And the second largest most highly trained army and navy on earth on their side fighting them at home, in the West Indies and in the now USA.

Really makes you think. No wonder Americans love to fund terrorists so much it's how they were born. They made a deal with the devil and the devil won.

>>76855749
says the reddit cuck complaining about /pol/

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Canada's former Defence Minister says that aliens are real

Paul Theodore Hellyer, PC, is the longest serving current member of the Privy Council of Canada, just ahead of Prince Philip.

Hellyer said that at least four species of aliens have been visiting Earth for thousands of years

Hellyer claims that a species called the "Tall Whites" are working with the United States.

"Tall Whites" resemble Nordics, and have blue eyes and blonde hair. They come from the Pleiades star system.

>>76855725
asking virgin questions again but to the extreme
if you dont have game then you lack the self-confidence, determination, conversational ability, attitude etc etc etc etc. should be obvious

new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn2ki1DBX4w

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>>76855743

>girl who blates fancied me alongside her two best friends removed me from normiebook

wew

>>76855800
back 2 africa

>>76855681
>guy posting pictures of reddit calling people reddit

B-but I j-just do it ironically

>>76855808
Welcome, newcunt. Enjoy your stay.

>>76855835
lol

>>76855806
We were actually fighting the three largest naval powers on Earth at the same time x

>>76855762
>vietnam.jpg

>>76855796
Erm that is a misuse of council property under code 8 of section 87 paragraph 22 of the revised 2012 wheelie bin laws and restriction guidebook shall be reporting this to the bobbies posthaste

>>76855800
hello nigger

theres a black man in the thread O.o

i wish i were a a cool young black kid who had a seemingly innate talent for playing a bass guitar from a very young age

>>76855835

why

the use of the n word is not permitted in /brit/

>>76855762
>most highly trained army and navy on Earth
>1776
You're about 100 years off

>>76855629
Good lad

>>76855795
tried asking her a question but didn't work

deadpool is fucking shit

Giving women and coloured folk rights was the spark of downfall of humanity

>>76855886
yeah britain has never been the biggest army in the world

>>76855884
you're a f*cking n*gger dude

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errrrrr

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GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED!

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>>76855904
>coloured folk

Made a post pointing out how non-white America is compared to Europe and the yanks are going dooping mental.

We're in here lads

>>76854402
>>76854402
>>76854402
>>76854402

>>76855874
She wants him to notice her

>>76855884
i had a "nigga pass" in 7th grade, a deal where i could say nigga whenever i want


i never did it out of respect for the niggers but it was nice to have the freedom to do so

>>76855921
URM is she making fun of a disabled person?

>>76855925
>reckless debt
>defending you
hmm

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>>76855781
Don't give a shit about someone with some foreign presidents dick in his mouth

>>76855782
Great job at being "uncucked"

>>76855851
>doesn't recognise the 4chan filename
got lost on your way to reddit m8 or just here to post cuck porn on /pol/?

>>76855921
>it's real

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>>76855921

>>76855921
SQUEALING

>>76855938
early news are cancer fuck off

>>76855921
aha wtf

>>76855853
>says the reddit cuck complaining about /pol/

>>76855925
This wasn't even what it was all about. The rights of the Englishman since the 1600s required representation in Parliament. The colonies had none, and weren't given any when asked

>>76855820
idk why i asked that really

i do think that proclaiming you have no game is making that true though. there's probably nothing specifically that prohibits you. maybe there is i don't know enough/anything about brain chemistry i guess

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>>76855973
>early new
>made before the current thread

>>76855921
how can one person be so dense?

>>76855990
No one is complaining about /pol/, newcunt.

Stick around, you'll enjoy it here.

>>76855921
Someone want to tell her that Tim is a mentally ill prole in need of government assistance but can't get it and she is attacking him for that

>she deleted the tweet
she's watching

>>76855874

probably because I didn't make a conscious effort to return the '''hints'''

>one of my mates fancied her way back
>at a guy's 18th sat on couch chatting shit with him, can of strongbow in hand
>she comes along sorta not really drunk and asks for my number right next to him
>basically snatches my old motorola from my hand
>fast forward to college, secretly makes the teacher put us in a pairing before the lesson in which she announced them in our media project


i actually remember she hung out with the afforementioned mate one day, then they knocked on my fucking door and he told me she insisted they bring me along lmao. i was a clueless prat for a good while tbf.

idk how i'd cross paths with her unless i drop in matalan when she's working though desu

>>76855944

>cut contact so you dont even get reminded of their existence through various tags and shit like birthday reminders
>Want to be noticed

girls are a weird breed lad

>>76855432
You've obviously not been around women much. If every woman turned up to a club or whatever wearing track pants and the shirt they sleep in, men would still fuck them.
Women do their makeup and dress up because other women expect it of them. If you are the one girl in the group who doesn't buy a new outfit for a party, you get judged for it by other women, same with not wearing makeup. Men don't give a shit, other women do.

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>You've obviously not been around women much.

>>76854565
yeah i liked that movie too