/brit/

i am the number wizard

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Have been writing a bunch of stories recently. Might try to make them into a book eventually.

Each short story takes place in the same location with the same cast of characters. They are about 10-20 pages long and are set in a near-future world with VERY light cyberpunk elements. The stories take place in a bar, and centre around the bartender, who I have deliberately given zero personality - he is a selfinsert for the reader.

Nothing really happens in any of the stories, the bartender just cleans and maintenances the bar, serves drinks to customers, that kind of thing. The point of the stories is the characters who come to the bar and the conversations they have with the bartender and each other.

The characters are either real people I know IRL transposed into the world, fictional people I have imagnied, or a mix of the two. The conversations are split pretty evenly between real conversations I have overheard and noted down, and conversations I have invented. I tweak the stories to make some fit and to make different conversations reference each other or build character, but the heart of a lot of them is unchanged from when I heard them 'in the wild'.

Each story takes place over a single day, and my intention is that the reader should read one a day too, syncing his weekly routine to that of the storyworld's. The regulars have varying schedules the reader will learn to anticipate. Students and the unemployed are more erratic, and workers have fairly rigid and predicitable schedules. The hope is that the stories form a parallel social life for the reader and take place almost in real time. For example, a reader might think to themselves: "Man, I can't wait until Friday's story - Mark said he'd come to the bar then and tell us how his date with Alice went," or: "I hope Ben is okay, he hasn't been to the bar for weeks", etc etc.

What do you think of my novel (haha) idea? Be honest please.

>>76854443
No discernible talent desu

>>76854402
bit early

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>>76855795
>Hellooooo 4chan
lmao

the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

sara is LITERALLY posting about herself here right now. do not respond

a SECOND /brit/ thread?


but the other one has not yet reached page 9!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE


- signed, a concerned /int/ poster

https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/882748259021737984

Sara is timposting

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>>76855981
what im wondering is how she knows we call her disgusting looking
could it be....

errrrrr

>>76855996
it's gone? or do i need to be following her

love football
love marxism-leninism
hate pints
hate yanks

>>76855981
>>76855985
The communist slag? Probably would if I was drunk but she's honestly grim. Only hope for her is to work on her personality and become kind, pleasant and well mannered

>>76855996
how foking quick was that deleted

hi sara!

babestation

Sara don't listen to these losers I think you're really pretty and I want to be your cuck

>>76855981
wow this is big

bet she would feel bad if she knew that she was making fun of a paranoid schizophrenic

i, uh, was trying to get to 9gag but im obviously in the wrong place hehe

>>76854443
You forget the BFV mate

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>>76856017
except this is what she looks like when she isn't caked in makeup and sucking in her cheeks

In bizarro Yank world some plucky drunk farmers fought off hordes of vicious redcoats with the British authorities pouring millions of pounds and troops and supplies into a hopeless gorilla war, topped off with a final pitched victory by the Patriots when the Congress got their act together.
In reality some local rebellions were handily quashed and the yanks were on the verge of surrendering until they eventually dragged the French, the Dutch and the Spanish into the war arrayed against Britain alone, with the French breaking the naval blockade at Yorktown and landing tens of thousands of French regulars

>>76856047
Probably why she removed it desu, saw that anon post about her being disabled

>>76855795
how can you tell if yours went up on the board?

mine was pretty good

>>76855981
If Tim wore as much make-up as 'her' he would be a much more convincing tranny

Imagine working at tesco for a living and the most exciting part of your day is indirectly arguing with /brit/ users on your twitter profile

I'd be a marxist too tbqh

63 | Self Employed White Van Man | Atheist | Ayn Rand Fan | Libertarian Leaning | UKIP voting | Ex Army | BBC Hater | Hiker.

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just wish i could sleep for as long as it takes to sort this out

just can't deal with feeling this anxious every single minute I'm awake, i just want to sleep and wake up with everything back to normal

>>76856056
Fucking wew
I'd need a lot of alcohol

>>76855981
she deleted it lmao
can't even stand by it

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so its been this easy to get a gf all along

>>76856090
thoughts on pintsand forners?

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https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/882714609076981760

LADS LADS LADS I THINK THIS IS MY POST KEK

dont care ill carry on believing it

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>>76855981
>stealing my screenshot
here's another

>>76856056
looks pretty cute tbqh
she seems like a nice girl

There are women in this thread RIGHT NOW reading about grown men talking about their poos, wanks and wees

Speaking of, rate your last wank, poo and wee

Wank: 5/10
Wee: 5/10
Poo: 5/10
Review: bit of a dire week for bodily functions

Imagine being so cucked that being the fan girl of a pro-isreal and big business president is actually good because memes

imagine being fan of any American president

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wait till she finds about about bogposting

sara this is who youre accusing, he's a man with schizophrenia and has nothing to do with /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7zTPRZWMlE

>>76856058
end of the day we won our independence from you fair and square you cunt

get fucked. my grandpa killed 30 redcoats

>>76856113
>>76856120
fuck off sara

>>76856141
too late lad

Wank: 8/10
Wee: 6/10
Poo: 6/10
Review: quite good

>>76856120
But doesn't she sit and talk about people who sit and talk about teenage girls on a forum?

>>76856149
>iphone poster
>android screenshot
dunno how else i could prove it to you haha

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>>76856141
stop posting the mirror version

oi sara

youre a 19 year old white girl from scotland

do not take yourself so seriously ok?

xxxxxxx

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>>76856120
she's literally been searching for her name in the archives

tragic

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>>76856120
>>76855981

>>76856141
hey in this photo she doesnt look like a man

always think of rosa klebb from james bond when i see sara

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>>76855955
europe will never unite under the EU
it will either collapse or they'll be civil war

love it when normies think we're actually autistic virgins and not just creative fiction writers haha

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>>76856197

>Someone on there has a pal at MMU, bitch come near me and I'll kick your baws so hard you'll never have a wank again

>>76856147
Just laughing at how you live in this crazy alternate reality and even teach it to schoolkids lad, not really invested in it either way otherwise

Can someone give me the rundown on how sara became a gimmick here?

>>76856141
She looks 40

Wish antifa would try an event in my city but don't think they've got the nads 2bqh

>>76856197
yes she does

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>mfw sara finds out about tim
>mfw she tracks him down
>mfw they meet irl
imagine those two together

is it degenerate to eat hummus straight from the tub?

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we're going to be mincemeat when comrade corbyn gets in lads

how DARE we talk about girls over the age of consent in a SEXUAL nature

>>76856120
Is this the /brit/ equivalent of googling yourself?

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>>76856207
someone edit them to look like pepe pls

>>76856230
then they bump into kev and tim thinks he is marcus

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>>76856147
your grandpa probably begged to join them, then sucked them off

>>76856138
What's wrong with being a fan of any American president?

Also,
>not being pro-Israeli
You're one of those black Dutch, aren't you?

>>76854415
prove it

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>>76856206
h-h-hahah yeah

>>76856210
Also, if I were being evenhanded I could say there's a mild parallel with how Britain sees itself in WWII, but even there it falls short because all the shit the yanks think about how oppressed they were in the colonies is bizarro world as well

>>76856210
tbf most of us learn how heavily involved the french were. i clearly remember that from 4th grade

>>76856250
But i am 19?

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>>76856250
pmsl we're already removed from society

>>76856250
Normies just dont understand gimmicks

>>76856293
liverpool?

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can we get your version of the aisha pick sara

you know you love the attention

>>76856206
i'm actually retarded

>she dropped out of uni and cleans the bogs at tescos now


hahahha the fucking state

Ah yes brain
1am is the PERFECT time to decide to learn a new language
not earlier, when i was bored as fuck, but right fucking now

capital

sara has a love hate relationship with brit

she gets turned on by the attention of all the rowdy boys

trips of truth and half the posters will dip their bollocks

>>76856310
I'm straight lad sorry x

>>76856250
who is this 19 yr old she is bitching about?

>>76856335
herself

>>76856313
sara is aisha you absolute dumbfuck

>>76856300

sara if you're reading this in the future you're well peng in this one x

pee pee poo poo

>>76856320
Reddit

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>>76856313
wonder what she's posted apart from that

>>76856320
your language learning abilities go up when you have a good nights sleep and are garbage when you're tired

>>76856335
her daughter

>>76856335
herself you fucking mutton head

>>76856348
wtf
no she is not they're two different people lmao

>>76856365
wtf lol lmao xDD
imagine being this new

>>76856207
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>>76856207
>>76856207
Is this sara? Genuinely might be the cutest girl ive ever seen

the absolute state of these runtoids who cant contain their excitement knowing they're sharing a thread on an anime imageboard with a real live girl

>>76856389
that is aisha

>>76856389
no that's her slaggy friend

>>76856389
You must live in detroit then mate

>sara is the same age
weird

reckon she would be around 30

>>76856317

what if you never went to uni to drop out but you clean the bogs anyway?

asking for a friend haha

>>76856395

nah more like she's slagging us off and may still be around

>>76856396
it's the same person you absolute retard

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>sara constantly bangs on about mental health and how the tories don't care about it
>posts a picture of a severely mentally ill man calling him an ugly cunt on twitter

hmmmmm

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>>76856349
it's not bud I put a filter on the pic

ha ha

kek imagine tims reaction if he saw saras post of his face hahahahahahaha hed go fucking BONKERS

>>76856420
yeh i have to agree

there's a thin line between actual schizophrenia and being an autistic shut in

>4chan harasses a male
>lel well meme'd m'lads
>4chan harasses a female
>LOL FUKIN VIRGIN LOSERS DESPERT FOR FEMALE ATTENTION UNLIKE ME IM A STUD HAHA AM I COOL YET???//

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>>76856412
Who cares lad she's fucking boggin. Let's talk about something else

How do we get Tim to start browsing /brit/

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doing a poo lads

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she loves us lads

>>76856450
on it

>>76856420
irony is lost on her

>>76856276
1. Useless idiots
2. Nothing good has come from it. The creation of israel was wrong and a massive mistake that should be undone

>>76856459
send him this link
http://thailad.zz.mu/brit

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me

>22 in two weeks
>didnt get NHS pre-reg placement to keep me off the doll for 2 years

fml lads should i just go uni

>>76856420
>a severely mentally ill man who can't get the help he needs and keeps being messed around by Oxford Health and the DPD

Bitch

>>76856340
>>76856363
she's 19?? she looks about 40
absolute state of her

>>76856465
>she likes yanks

Disturbing thought

I ain't spoken to a female of my own age in 8 years lads, hope it gets better at Uni

>>76856420
doubt she knows who tim is

>>76856466
oh dear

>>76856420
>>76856432
I like traps. (no homo)

sara reminds me a lot of this asian guy i knew called ben

just like ben im kind of attracted to her but also intimidated by her surly looks and she types + thinks just like Ben did

super glad im never gomna see Ben again now ive left school tbqh, whenever i saw him the resulting flood of emotions was very destabilising

>>76856479
Looks like Eddie Izzard with more makeup and a less bent hat

>>76856420
Don't know why people continue droning on about this moronic floozy as if her opinions are worth consideration. If it weren't for this general in itself, she'd be getting the complete lack of recognition she deserves.

>>76856489
bet she only likes us because we're rich desu

>>76856476
screeching

Have ridiculously veiny arms lads

Can't tell if they're attractive or not

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>>76856474
1. All Dutch people are idiots
2. Makes Muslims angry

Which one is the bird who dropped out 1st year at fucking Manchester Met?

>>76856456
I think both are pathetic tbf. Harassing Tim and those Commie slags is fucking odd to say the least.

>>76856450
Don't tell me she commiebullied Tim?!

>>76856538
noy

bloody scots

>>76856489
Genuinely everyone loves yanks.

Every social hostel I stay in people always make me the leader of the groups as yanks are bold and charistmatic.

A tall yank with a southern accent like mine just fucking cleans up abroad.

I'm a moveistar looking yank too, so it just makes life so fucking easy.

>>76856520
wonder who first posted her

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>social media
>social media whores
>posting that shit here

>>76856550
Wot?

https://curiouscat.me/aishamiles/post/174281376

say hi to aisha lads

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>>76856466

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white ppl making all kinds of damn noise out here smfh

>>76856056
sara looks a lot nicer here than in her makeup selfies imo

sort of sweet and mousy

t. homosexual who has an opinion anyway

business idea: convince tim that the commieslags are conspiring against him

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Dire state of affairs

>>76856540
none
Sara is at MMU smashing the patriarchy

>>76856538

i knew a girl who had a thing for veins, though it was mostly cos my hands are super roid looking

>tfw baby wrists

>>76856553
only ever met one yank while traveling and he would sit at the old compaq crapbox in the lounge and play flash games and grunt a negative over his shoulder if we asked him out for drinks

>>76856578
grim

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>Genuinely everyone loves yanks.
>Every social hostel I stay in people always make me the leader of the groups as yanks are bold and charistmatic.
>A tall yank with a southern accent like mine just fucking cleans up abroad.
>I'm a moveistar looking yank too, so it just makes life so fucking easy.

>>76856596
shrieked at this for some reason

>>76856575
that's Aish'

>>76856578

paleness is my jam desu but grim even still

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>Makes Muslims angry

Don't drink lads, feel like a proper abnormie

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>the bird who dropped out 1st year at fucking Manchester Met?

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might buy a nixiewatch like Steve Wozniak wears

theyre $595 though
how much is too much to spend on a watch?

>>76856553
it's a brit meme to hate yanks mate dont take it too literally

>went to uni with a scottish person
>they dropped out after their first year
>they got a job at tesco
>they're now a tranny

what's the big deal with scots?

>>76856592
Not a real yank

>>76856596
Not a real yank. Real yanks are moviestar looking tall chads

We epitomize chads and are actually what women think of when they think of tall alpha men

Probably because all of our media girls in foreign countries consume

HOWLING
SHRIEKING
SHOUTING
BELLOWING
LAUGHING
SCREAMING
GUFFAWING
CRYING
CREASING
YELLING
SCREECHING
WAILING

>>76856591
get that in my hands and arms too, especially when i've been drinking desu

business idea: buy a bunch of firearms in arizona and smuggle them to scotland

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*tannoy sounds*

This is a customer and colleague announcement. Would Sara Davidson please report to the bogs.

That's Sara Davidson... to the bogs.

Thank you.

*tannoy sounds again*

Lads I realized something

I have never met a far leftist girl who didn't think she was "depressed".

Which causes the other or is it a vicious cycle?

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>>76856627
>put on whiteface and suck in your cheeks
>wear a shit read hat and dye your hair
>post pictures of yourself all day online to people you don't know for purposes you haven't figured out yet
>call everyone greedy and shallow and say their priorities are wrong
>that's why we need communism

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>Genuinely everyone loves yanks

do i go to uni lads, kinda intimidating when your mates are just finishing it

about to watch The Running Man for the first time lads

>>76856630
Youre literally a Muslim arent you? I thought only stupid 3rd world pedohpiles believed that shit desu

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>>76856678
Literally crying

>>76856661
hmm indeed *books a ticket to our cunt's favourite sex colony, the united states of america*

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>>76856682
highly intelligent people are more likely to suffer depression

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>Not a real yank. Real yanks are moviestar looking tall chads
>We epitomize chads and are actually what women think of when they think of tall alpha men
>Probably because all of our media girls in foreign countries consume

>>76856616
>that's Aisha
oh haha
women all sort of look the same to me

>>76856653
t. yank on holiday

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>>76856678

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>>76856630

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>pedohpiles

>>76856682
its a spiral to be honest

depression pushes you to investigate fringe ideologies and then you realise marx was right and everything's irredeemably fucked and then that depresses you even more

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>>76856678

think sara doesn't understand that some people just become gimmicks

it's not because we are obsessed by them, personally i think she is a narcissistic pseudo-intelligent champagne socialist but it's just funny to post about her and her bog cleaning

normies will never understand us

Doing a wank

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>>76856678

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can't sleep lads

>>76856704
You're not though. It's not even that funny

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>>76856678
we're entering into cross website shitposting

>>76856698
One of my favorite movies
Also my favorite actor

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>>76856678

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>>76856731
i could care less just look in the aluminum meer and eat gram crackers for all intesive purposes america is the a better country than europe

>>76856675
>This is a customer and colleague announcement. Would Sara Davidson please report to the bogs.
>That's Sara Davidson... to the bogs.

This is a yank thing from films. That repeat line like that. You're a yank

Why is Sara wasting £27,000 at MMU?

need to stick my face between ashley emma's massive bum cheeks

>>76856759
t. Sara

>bradposting his own post

fucing state

>>76856757
what time is it?

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>>76856759
Literally wiping tears from my eyes I was Sara it's hilarious sweaty.

>>76856782
Embarassing lad

>>76856627
>paleness is my jam
youd like me tbqh

>>76856771
The original Predator is one of my favourites so I have some high hopes it'll be good

>>76856775
>i could care less
>aluminum
>better country than europe
>country
>europe

holy shiiiiiit this is definitely bait but i dont care

FUCK OFF YANK

>>76856813
is there actually a point going to any of those unis

>>76856783
for a fucking history degree too. I really do not understand these kind of people

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Really quite agitated that the commie slut would bully Tim like that. Could absolutely HEEM the cunt.

>>76856748
need a sex wee lad?

state of this reddit faggot

>>>/pol/132534716
>>>/pol/132534716
>>>/pol/132534716

>>76856806
youll never fit in here

>>76856698
absolute kino

Me: disablism is bad.

Sara: ???

Me: henlo u smol beans, teh disablism makes me a heckin sad pupper

Sara: say no more, I'll stop.

>>76856814
pics x

>>76856834
Ye, been over a month since I've shagged

>>76856701
Yes, only a muslim would think America is retarded for doing everything in it's power to please a worthless desert nano state by maintaining terrible geopolitical allies and strategies that hurt everyone.

Chapter 5 of the big book of Sharia

>>76856759
jog on sara

>>76856837
Embarassing

>>76856578
1, 2

>>76856827
bangor gets on university challenge quite often iirc

>>76856783
wanted to live near her bf in Manc

>>76856596
hey that store looks a lot like winn dixie

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>>76856843

>>76856828
History degrees are alright in the UK if you go to a top 10 uni, not like the US, but she's going to literally one of the worst unis in the country

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Why is Aisha, a goodhumoured person who seems to be quite attractive + kind friends with a horrible old bag like Sara?
???

>>76856846
ok x
i am the palest man on /brit/

>>76856887
>History degrees are alright
for literally what? I can only think of academia

>>76856888
Why do you care? I'll never sleep with you. Ugly little virgin

>>76856900
going into politics/civil service

>>76856797
sleep-o-clock

wonder if sara visits the barber on the railway bridge

>>76856541
do you remember you arent on reddit anymore? this was the culture of the site before normalfags ruined it

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

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>CRAIGSLIST
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>76856867
0

>>76856888

tbf aisha has her moments on twitter but yea she's alri

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which one?

>>>/pol/132542023
>>>/pol/132542023
>>>/pol/132542023
>>>/pol/132542023

Yanks are fuming

>>76856920
i understood this reference

>>76856900
its not about actual history jobs
but a history degree lets you get some topnotch jobs in law, the civil service, politics, corporate bureacracy etc etc

its just a allpurpose 'im a smart guy who can write good' degree

>>76856909
dont like women sexually tbqh

>>76856855


People who dislike ISrael are either Muslims or typical Euroweenies desu

You know...those Europeans who seem to forget they have a dick? THat's why birth rates are declining.

Business idea: the TDL aka the Tim Defense League

>>76856942
dont care

stay on your board

wish I wasn't so shy and had the confidence to go on grindr

>>76856900
unless you choose literally the worst degree imaginable, like women's studies, then every degree has a level of employment.

you just have to achieve an absolute shitload in the degree, versus say cruising on passing grades and getting employed with other degrees.

>>76856900
Everyone here goes into Civil Service, NGOs, Accounting/finance, Law, PR, HR, marketing, business, even Banking if you go to Oxbridge (it's an old boys club)

It's an alright "generalist" degree similar to English

>>76856934
My hand x

>>76856934
can I have both please

>>76856960
FOY

>>76856942

>Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-4chan) raids is also not permitted.

I wonder.....hmm....no surely not...

>>76856917
You mean /b/ without fanny and gore?

>>76856966
you don't need confidence to go on Grindr, shithead

>>76856966
literally no reason not to go on with a blank profile and have a look round mate

>>76856969
>tfw the Old Boys club is disappearing
its not fucking fair
im going to graduate with my degree just as the last remnants of it disappear

just had a surreptitious wank next to the gf in bed
think i got away with it

>>76856985
>raid
>laughing at yanks

hmm

Shucks forgot I had a dick for a moment

better get the rabbi to cut it off

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"ahhh, look at that sunset! this has been the most beautiful vacation of my life, thank you anon."

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aisha hasnt answered my question on curiouscat

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>>76857021
Fat slag

wish I had a bf, grindr is so fucking degenerate

>>76856942
>>76856982
>>76857009
sad little man trying to get "le lads on /brit/" to back you up on /pol/

*forgets i have a cock*

>>76856934
Obviously right

>posting on /pol/

bit grim that

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>>76857025
>I bet your beaver fucking hums

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilderberg_Group
The ACTUAL Illuminati

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he's absolutely fucking livid lads >>76857038

>>76856947

>could have just cruised through with english degree
>tried to pursue science out of actual interest even though my secondary school put me on a BTEC for it in Key Stage 4 despite being top of the class year prior

lad imagine my face when i opened that a-level chemistry textbook for the first time

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>>76856949
reminder that israel literally steals pieces of american's dicks

I just want Tim to be happy
I think I'll send moosey some Maple Syrup

>>76857036
i got my first ever bf from grindr
we didnt even hookup

i just wanted someone to go out drinking with after my mate bailed on me, so i asked this rando on grindr figuring i could always bail if he was a creep

but he totally charmed me off my feet

we went out again the next weekend, and that time i went home with him

we were in our relationship for 4 months, which isnt long but its still my personal best ahaha

>>76857038
>>76857038
>>76857038
>>76857038

Yanks are fuming lads

>>76857069
go away we're talking about slags atm

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>>76857035
she has a perfect figure 2bh

>>76857070
kek GPA>degree for most things desu. for medicine here, more people get in with meme degrees than biomedical science because it's harder to have a high GPA in biomed than meme degrees and GPA is important for entry lmao

>vacation
fuck off yank

love vacations in the med

>>76857090
The thicc meme needs to die

>>76857032
Haha

What can you do with an Oxbridge stem degree?

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This is gonna rustle some turbans

>GPA
FUCK off proto-yank scum

>>76857109
science? what the fuck do you think

>tfw got into oxbridge (think its easier for yanks for some reason)
>decided to go to UChicago instead

Not regretting this after seeing salary levels in the UK

>>76857109
any job you want. 300k starting.

>>76857125
it's easier because they charge you out of the fucking arse for fees

>>76857109
I dropped out of Oxford 3 years into a 4 year chemistry course so I never got a degree but most of my friends are still in education at this point over 5 years after starting). Think it's pretty shit without a PhD desu.

>>76857109
could be a school teacher

>>76857116
don't tell me thats.... the prophet....

*gasps*

bruh delete that shit before terrorists hack you

How do you calculate performance without GPA?

>>76857109
Maths = Big money in Banking/Finance
Comp Sci=Guaranteed comfy software dev job
Engineering=Guaranteed Big money job
NatSci=Physical or Bio can become a decently paid research scientist, but chemical is basically shite

>>76857097

thats handy to know, I salvaged things by getting 2 years as a pre-reg technician in a lab and then my supervisor kept banging on about setting up a biomed degree when I left, was on the fence for it desu

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https://curiouscat.me/aishamiles/post/174290434

Lads just A-levelled a brum slag on the pavement by the rubbish bins top peng innit

>>76857161
physics
whats that good for

>>76857128
t. /sci/

>>76857143
thanks for contributing, pet x

>>76857169
cuba would be pretty comfy living tbf
but not the best in the world

>>76857160
they do some retardedly inaccurate first, second, second second, third

new
>>76857203
>>76857203
>>76857203

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absolutely not relevant but i got into a fight with 2 niggers earlier today and they cut up my left eyebrow breddy bad i had blood all over my face and had to walk home, i'm not a pussy and i dont care but i'm afraid it might get infected, so how do i know if it needs stitches or not cuz it does look real bad like when you make a small cut on a tight sealed sausage

>>76856782
Way to fuck up.

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yesterday a girl smiled at me and today a girl replied to me on an anonymous question asking site

going to lose my virginity by the end of the week at this rate

>>76857191
Physics you either do a DPhil and go into research or you literally become an accountant, that's all they do

>Clink on that /pol/ link

>LOL your country is fucked Muhammad
>NOT GETTING ENOUGH SEMEN YUROPOORS!!???
>Amerifat upset that his country isn't white!!!!!
>Kyke cunt faggotnigger


Jesus fucking christ. Genuinely haven't ventured to /pol/ in my life and pretty much only post in /fit/ and /brit/

Is that thread representative of the rest of 4chan?

>>76857211
too early use the other new

>>76857200
literally makes more sense than gpa, you're just too thick to understand it

>>76857239
yeah it's shit

>>76856682
what up, far leftist girl who doesn't have depression here