>my country moves two inches closer to Australia every year

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>>76852411
>Ywn be american

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>>76852506
Animenin de senin de yaratan RAB binbir bela versin.

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>>76852411
>mfw america moves 2 inches away every year

>>76853352
Don't worry. If you get lonely we can always set up another military base in your country.

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>>76852411
What happens when America and Australia collide?

>>76855041
>implying the aussies won't sent a boat to firmly escort us out of their waters long before that happens

>>76855041
A mighty battle between American and Australian wildlife will ensue.

The colonies are finally joining up again. Beautiful.

>>76855194
>niggers and spics vs emus and crocodiles
This should be good.

>>76855041
the next great extinction would probably have occurred by then

were either all dead or off this planet

>>76852411
>my state loses a football field of land per day
Wew lad

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>>76853380
The military base the USA set up here is on a Island closer to America then to Portugal, they abandoned it now cuz they dont need it anymore.

>>76855041
a great clapping will be heard all across the earth