I'm so sorry anon, i really am. I tried my best, i did my fucking best. But it wasn't enough. I'm so fucking sorry edition
>>76851857
I really want to fuck a carribean quarter nigger
>>76851857
>not enough edition
Clumd
Dulcm
Cumdl
Cumld
>>76851914
Are you a FAMAS?
might take a nap
>>76851969
that's a gun in counter strike 1.6
>>76851969
back to /k/ with that tired meme
>>76851804
Actually I'm reppin' the LC
>>76851969
no I'm not a gun dummy, how would I type if I was a french manufactured rifle lol, so silly
feeling a bit racist today
>>76852051
>Shant be posting in this thread
>later posts
Fellas, do you remember that great meme that used to be posted, 'cuckio' I think it was called?
feeling racist every day
>letting a dirty dane, a people who are well known for fucking ACTUAL pigs, start our thread
bruh
>>76852109
>>76852100
are you lost?
is it still summer?
saw a pair of mixed race twin babies with their white hambeast mother and it made me upset
heheh
>>76852164
why?
>>76852153
no
racism is the future of whites
>>76852179
because the babies kept crying and I hate fat people
>>76852164
Today an Anglo spoke to me in english instead of French on the bus (in Québec!!!!!!!), ruined my day.
>>76852137
id never trust a dane
the bantz is too hard for me
>>76852239
then kys
>>76852251
>>76852239
Fuck shit up, m80
>>76852239
fffaaagggoooootttt
>>76852153
yes
yaaaay summer vacay!!
>>76852239
Give me your sister, Dane
>>76851930
fuck dlumc
>>76852275
This is at least the second time you've posted this picture today.
>>76852251
>>76852283
>>76852314
STOP! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your bullying days are no more.
>>76852177
lewd
>>76852378
*pays fine*
jesus christ /pol/ what are you doing?
>>>/r9k/38172586
>>76852346
>tfw I'm taking a summer class and working 50+ hours a week
I don't want it to be summer anymore
>looking at r9k post
>>76852475
do you study at work?
>>76852378
How much is the fine?
>>76852508
It's an underrated board
>>76852519
nah, I have to be on my feet, moving things, and helping people all day. can't really study while doing that
>friend from puerto rico says he's white
>not sure if he's joking or not
>>76852465
>jesus christ CIA what are you doing
Fixed.
>>76852475
Sweet Jesus.
>>76852465
>Buzzfeed starts rallying cries to get rid of r/the_drumpf and 4chan for racism and islamophobia
embarrassing famalam
>>76852537
>>76852548
i need to stop browsing 4chan
>>76852546
Tell him this Mexican thinks he's a shitskin
>>76852430
Then come with me.
>>76852529
2g.
>>76852542
that sounds very tiring
>>76852546
if he's white then why does he never wear shoes
>>76852576
plz don't go, you're the only one that understands me
*sharts*
>>76852591
Where are we going officer...?
Rockford tier post.
>>76852576
who dat? is it a pic of you?
what are you doing on 4chan qt? you're way too cute to be browsing a dirty old dump like this don't you know? : )
>>76852597
yes but next week I have 4 days off because I'm getting my wisdom teeth out. I requested 3 but he gave me the day before off too which will be nice.
I took this picture like 2 years ago
>>76852714
is that JIZZ on her shirt? LMFAO
>>76852714
right one seems familiar
>>76852688
wow thats really neato
>>76852734
how messed up will the anesthetic for wisdom teeth get me?
>>76852714
he looks uncomfortable
>>76852765
are they gassing you?
>>76852734
yeah I know right. say would you mind if I told you all about my childhood while I'm at it?
>tfw
>>76852765
For me it just knocked me out and when I woke up it was like waking up from a full night sleep. Nothing like those jewtube videos you see where people act trashed
>>76852788
I don't know. probably? I've never had any kind of procedure done at all so I don't know the lingo
>>76852806
hey don't be mean to me. but i will tell you about it if you want
>>76852830
>>76852832
I was pretty fucked up off the gas and said some inapropriate shit to the dentist. Guess it affects everyone differently
>>76852860
I thought it was IV anesthetic that made people act like tards. I had my wisdom teeth out with just nitrous and local anesthetic and it was very pleasant
/dead/
>>76852914
did u trip?
>mommy gets mad when i want to get takeout for dinner
>refuses to go to the grocery store to buy food
wtf mom?!?!
Should I learn Danish if I want a Danish gf?
im gonna be FAMOUS
>>76853004
>username (********)
hacked lol
STAYIN ALIVE
STAYIN ALIVE
>>76853004
nerd
>>76853004
Whom'st've'nt'll're'y
>tfw too attractive to date an American
>>76853004
motherfucking cross-linking PVAs and shit
>get one of my teeth straightened
>now considered overly attractive by british standards
>>76853054
Step your game up - use the appropriate feels image
need a british gf
>>76853142
*blocks your path*
every time I see lehigh post I get sad
>>76853168
ummmmm not what i had in mind
>>76853004
>>76852995
they probably already know english, but it'd seem stupid if you didn't
#gf2017
6 months left!
pic of me
>>76853264
you look very handsome i like it
>>76853264
pic of me
current feeling:
hungry
back pain
no girlfriend
SHUT THE FUCK UP AMERICANS
>>76853279
eat more
lay down
jack off
Hey guys, can I get an honest rating?
>>76853279
feeling all of these
>>76853302
>>76853302
lol
give up
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real fight
I am the one named Sailor Moon
I will never turn my back on a friend
I am always there to defend
I am the one on whom we can depend
I am the one named Sailor...!
POYO
>>76852832
Tell me all about yourself sweetheart.
>>76853302
I had a professor last semester from your country but he was an american historian. ameriboo maybe
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
ah yes
>>76853314
eating isnt a solution to any of his problems, fatty
>>76853361
Was he a paki?
>>76853325
>>76853372
I like Marina too
>>76853325
not as attractive as me but ok I suppose
>>76853372
generic
>>76852228
quebec city or montreal?
reminder that the west island belongs to the eternal hanglo
>>76853374
no he was full britbong. he was actually pretty funny. most brits have a good sense of humor. that's why its surprising every one of you here is like this
>>76853424
>no
Not from this country then, matey,
Sounds like an imposter, probably a Canuck.
Never trust atoms....
they make up everything ;-)
/r/ScienceHumour
need a gf who can predict the future so I can game the market and get rich
the union jack is actually a pretty neat flag
>tfw no job
>>76853534
make a job
>>76853423
I wasn't being serious and no, all of Montréal belong to le peuple Québécois.
>>76853423
Really enjoy the idea of French-Canadians. Have more babies.
>>76853496
>union jack
It's the Union FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>liking anything about old england
>ever
>>76853463
t. rasheed from london
>>76853534
>have to get up for work in 6 hours
fyuck you nigger
>>76853569
they have nice buildings and streets
if you aren't an anglophile you aren't an american
>>76853556
im not french canadian
>>76853547
>all of Montréal belong to le peuple Québécois.
is that why everyone defaults to english west of the decarie?
>>76853573
t. jamal with a proxy
i like the united kingdom
>yfw belgians are just all rapists after reading about marc dutroux conspiracy
bruh
>>76853594
fuck you trade places with me
>>76853557
I like that guy and his style. who is he?
greetings, fellow britishars
i have the soul of the anglo in me
>>76853636
Michael Chang
it's open toe season and women are walking around with dirty feet,
only took me 3 tries to beat High Road in Crash bandicoot
>>76853721
no it isn't
>>76853672
Buy that off the darkweb marketplaces?
Telling the police of yoooooooooooooou
>>76853735
took me 2
>>76853750
how do fake passports even work? my dad is a brit; so i am as well
*steps on you*
>>76853656
the one on the far right is not chique. the opposite, in fact. it looks like saran wrap over yoga pants. can someone say trashy?
Things that you can say both while having sex and during family dinner
I will start
>dont speak with your mouth full honey
>>76853840
cara is a nigger faggot
>>76853743
Jim Courier
>>76853840
>I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment
Especially in regards to open world games. And western AAA RPGs in general. It is a western game with the japanese design DNA to its combat.
When we think about great combat, japanese games often comes to mind: Souls, Monster Hunter, Dragon's Dogma, Platinum games, Nioh, MGS5, etc. Why? If we stop to analyze the essence of the combat of these games we reach a very obvious conclusion: they aim for satisfying hit detection and hit reaction. It is really not about an intricate/complex system or being an incredibly deep combat. It is about giving the right feel for each attack. Horizon Zero Dawn absolutely nails that. It just feels incredible to shot arrows at those machines: it is impactful, the visual feedback is unprecedent and the controls are fast, fluid and animates like heaven. Sure, the range melee and stealth is simplistic at best, but that is just an acessory part of the combat. The shooting is definitely the meat of the game. The machine's game design are definitely a big part of how good the combat feels. Their weak points and attack patterns makes a powerful combination together with the elemental arrows and how to use them in each weak spot. Then we have all the traps and everything adding diversity and dynamic to the combat. It is especially incredibly satisfying because the game is offers just the right challege. I have finished it on Hard and loved how fearsome and active some enemies were. My first Thunderjaw and Stormbird fight is one of the highpoints of this gen for me.
It is really fresh to have an open world western RPG with such an amazing combat, very reminescent of the japanese game design. In the AAA space nonetheless.
PS: to the gifted humans beings with talent for gifs, feel free to ilustrate the thread with some combat gifs please! :)
Tl; tr: Horizon Zero Dawn is a western game with japanese combat design allied to its DNA and I love that!
>>76853840
this is right before dinner, but still
I'm coming!
cara has been blacked
>>76853804
Looks like my nanna
>>76853840
>going to get some more water
>alexa, stop
>pass the milk
>be quiet
>kitty no more you've had enough
>the ants are crawling in again
>capitalizes on current political trends
>>76853905
dads sloppy seconds huh
>>76853922
Nothing wrong with being able to profit off of current events
Who is best sailor?
this meat is too hard
>>76853948
noseberg
>>76853922
>almost crash the brit pound just to spend the profits on pro-migrant propaganda
>>76853981
poorfag
you could have spent more time prepping
>>76853632
you guys know about dutroux?
I plan on buying my first house near to his former place where he hid all those kids, super cheap and actually quite close to the city
>>76853870
why are you doing this to me
maritimes will rise again
Does anybody have experience ordering things from Russia? I was wondering how long things normally take to arrive in the US.
>>76854006
>>76853981
cease hostilities. you are living very similar lives.
>>76854064
yes when boston finally adds aroostook county to the greater boston urban area, then the maritimes will be the most powerful region in the US
Is this good?
>>76854074
If it's anything like ordering stuff from China expect to wait 2 months
>ordering chink products
how do I shave my crotch without my skin getting irritated?
Is there a Hispanic/Latino history month in America?
Business idea: Annex China so everyone is forced to buy American
>>76854109
why would you do this when you can get 2 day delivery from amazon
things i want
>gf
>food
>good family relations
things i don't want/care about
>money
>friends
>education
>material possessions
if i had a 100, id buy ice
>>76854141
swiss army knife
I use the wire-cutting scissors
better business idea:
nuke china and the koreas
Somebody took this picture of me last night
>>76854166
runt
>>76854164
all those things are completely interrelated though
>>76854184
short sighted
>>76854186
Why?
>>76854164
sounds like the amish life is for you
>>76854166
runt
>>76854166
runt
>>76854164
being srs, the attainment of the first two wants can be greatly eased with the items you don't want/care about.
business idea:
post on an image board instead of doing homework
>>76854186
gonna give this pic to cartelos and say youre in an autodefensas
prepare your bungholio
>>76854203
only for brainlets
>>76854170
i mean down right razor shaving it to baby skin tier
the japanese will pay
business idea:
set up better business idea bureau to rate/shoot down other business ideas
>>76854166
she has AIDS
>>76854184
how about u stop hating on my race plz
>>76854243
can't help you with that. once at work I had to shave a man down to that, but never myself
>>76854264
Pay for what?
>>76854269
>rate/shoot down other business ideas
would never work. idea denied
>>76854287
the wall
>>76854277
>SEAmonkey subhuman hapa
>same race as japanese and koreans
>>76854287
poisoning the minds of the youth with anime
>>76854275
ur mother gave u aids when she shat you out
>>76853093
oh fug XDDDDDD
>>76854307
I'd be offended but
1) the first time you ever hated on me was calling out one of my friends for racism so wtf
2) you haven't filtered me yet even though I implored you to
>>76854298
[vetoes]
>>76854305
Are we putting a wall up between the US and Japan?
>>76854340
do YOU want godzilla to make it to the mainland?
>>76854368
Preferably yes, you know Godzilla is the good guy, right?
>>76854368
I do, hopfully he wipes out the west coast
>>76854340
Yes
It's going to run dead center down the entire pacific
We're going to make so many new jobs for Hawaiians, it'll be terrific
>>76854239
pls no
What are your pronouns?
>>76854335
i dont filter people, faggot
Does this half gorilla subhuman actually think it has the right to insult literally any group? You are genetic trash.
>I do, hopfully he wipes out the west coast
>>76854398
huge*
>>76854050
Todd Martin
>>76854410
you'll be the first to die probably
>>76854416
I thought we were friends
>>76854401
He, dude, guy, man.
>>76854405
you said you would though. you even posted a link to the extension for san fran
>>76854408
you arrive every time to counter quebec.
*bows in respect and gratitude*
thank you
some exceptionally rude posts going down in this thread
>>76854432
Im literally invincible
>>76854446
cute bird
>>76854408
>tfw nm reminds me im not human
>Im literally invincible
>*bows in respect and gratitude*
niggas all rah rah over the new jay like the new jordans dropped
>>76854401
þu þe þin
why do the nips suck at character designs
>>76854439
Jack Sock
>>76854513
>don't have tidal
>don't give that much of a fuck to search for it anywhere else
oh well
>he fell for the tidal meme
If kaiju were real and attacking your country would you take up arms to kill them
I would
>>76854522
Shouldn't you use ic, min, mec, me for yourself?
The boss quit today
>>76854556
dont live near the ocean so id wait out the habbening in my basement while our airforces bombard the monsters
>>76854556
I would follow them everywhere, consume their fallen parts, and attempt to gain powers
>>76854556
fuck yah
Pacific rim was AWESOME
>>76854560
yes
I find joy in the knowledge that you lack any real identity and that this fact causes internal strife that you struggle to hide.
>>76854556
literally only one way as a human to stand up to kaijus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jbj8lLspac
>>76854593
t.7 year old
>>76854531
he doesn't even look cool
>>76854577
my boss stepped down yesterday. its good because he sucked at scheduling and remembering to give me the days off I need. immediately afterwards the new boss approached me and told me I was getting the days off I needed next week
>>76854623
t. scared of loud noises in movie theaters
>>76854160
save $5
>>76854639
t. dummy
going to go la
peace
>>76854664
t. namby pamby sissy
>when the poor fight amongst themselves
>>76854674
t. smelly poo poo head
>buy a stock
>price immediately plummets
>>76854635
No clue where they're going to find another IT director. Could ironically vie for it since I'm looking at jobs in Portland too.
>>76854635
Arthur Ashe
>he fell for the stocks meme
>>76854691
nerd
based
>pursuing wealth
>>76854714
geek
>>76854734
dork
>>76854709
the guy who is taking my boss' spot used to have his job but he left because he got something better but found out he was bad at it. he's a cool guy and really likes me so its good. he's a manlet though
>>76854745
poindexter
>>76854720
what would you recommend
>>76854779
>that mom in the last panel
>>76854816
right?
>>76854806
pursue stoicism
>>76854822
nah left
FOB
>>76854635
>taking extra days off
i would have fired you for even asking
just watched Arrival. started off good but turned into weird shit
>>76854762
Think they're getting afraid I might quit. Even though I've worked there over a year they decided today to make me an ID card today. Almost certain there is something I could leverage from this, but I didn't get a CS degree to work in IT.
>>76854806
Not him but pursuing wealth to a degree that it allows you to get the other things you want is healthy. For example: moving out of moms basement.
>>76854779
anyone here own one of those
>>76854849
damn
brits are welcome
>>76854868
I unironically have one
got it in middle school and never took it down
>>76854870
FOP
>>76854823
I like stuff too much.
>>76854891
no you don't
>tfw too smart to get a CS degree
>>76854842
I'm getting my wisdom teeth out.
>>76854847
quit then. or do the it manager job until you find the one you want. unless you think getting that job will make you feel obligated to stay at the company
>>76854806
creating wealth
>>76854906
hows that going btw?
>>76854868
I have a huge one with a shitload of feathers that's been hanging around for eleven years, it's gathered so much dust you wouldn't believe
>>76854891
just stop liking stuff and you'll be happy
>>76853804
>>76854885
>>76854925
by some miracle I got a B in my CS class despite not knowing what the fuck my prof was talking about
fuckthis im gonna get my life together, become a white collar professional and get a dumb white wife
whoops did not mean to reply to you
>tfw two smart to go to college
should I get a MA in teaching or a PhD and do university instead? professor would be more fun and more money and I'd get to do my own research but its a lot of school
>>76854958
I somehow got an A in my econometrics class while hardly giving it attention
only remember the word heteroskedasticity
>>76854916
I'm taking one of those paths soon.
Finally got a phone call today from a place in Portland too. What a wild one today was.
>>76854983
What do you study? You should be a professor. I think I would like that
sup fucbois
How easy is it to buy a pistol in the US?
>>76855030
walmart sells guns
>not banned
>>76855030
they call me pistol pete. I could sell you one easily under the table for $5.95 (+ tax)
feel terrible.
>>76855044
So you can literally walk in and buy one like buying milk, or does it vary from state to state?
>>76855096
i'd feel terrible too if I had that image saved on my computer
fucking freak
>>76855030
>be a US citizen
>be able to pass a background check
>be of legal age
>have money
It's that simple.
[shitposts]
>>76855143
>background check
Not if you buy privately.
>browsing /cum/ all day and not having a smug anime faces folder
>>76855143
What sort of things in a background check would deny you a right to buy a gun?
>>76855019
what type of CS do you do? my dad writes accounting software for moneytee, the payday loan company
>What do you study
political science
the problem is I go to school 300 miles away from my and the gf's hometown and I know for sure she wants to go back there. the university that's right by where we are from has the best teaching program in the state but no political science doctoral program. the school I go to right now is known for being a good research school so a PhD would mean a lot from there and they have the right program. but if I got the PhD they only school I could work at really is the one right near my hometown since both me and the gf want to live around there. if I was a regular teacher there is like 5 school districts I could go for so there would be a higher chance that there's actually job openings. plus the college near me is very liberal.
>>76855096
see a therapist
>>76855186
Any violent or drug related offenses. When I say drug I mean illegal drugs.
>>76855186
things like a history of shooting other people or being mentally retarded
>browsing /cum/ all day and not having a cara folder
>>76855256
Cara is ugly and anime is autistic.
>>76854717
didnt realise we had a problem white boy
dont see therapists, they report what you tell them to the government
>>76855160
I should correct myself again, some states don't allow private sales without a background check.
i hate every single one of you and yet i can't lead
Healthcare isn't a human right.
>>76855261
don't be mean
>>76855191
The CS degree I got is very theoretical and leaves me open for a lot of different work. Lots of math and theory.
They both sound like good options, ride the wave and see what happens
its only july and my AOTY list is already 19 deep
>denmark's puppy using anime images so frivolously to the point of pretending to be an anime girl and posting nothing but one thing, desensitizing the community to his antics
>>76855317
We're on page 3...
>>76855306
my dad failed his last CS class so after 7 years at school he got a "general university degree" still did really well for himself and makes a 6 digit salary