/brit/

>>76851208
ah yes, the (((cat)))

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sophie

Trying to ward away the depression by stuffing my face with sugars and fats
Hasn't worked for the last 25 years but maybe this time it will x

>>76851262
glad I don't treat my depression with food or drugs - I stick to good ol' 'cohol

who was the best Lord Protector of the Commonwealth in our history?

>>76851262
fat BASTARD

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>toil in 10 hours

bbc putting the idea of no brexit back on the table

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Why can't people agree on any racial classification or distribution? I thought this shit was supposed to be objective?

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When will the proletariat rise up and seize the means of production?

just spotted someone praising europe, better alert the dane

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Scheduling ecological surveys for a major rail project in the morning, lads.

don't reply to this post until after i've had my coffee!!!!

someone cutting off sheep ears in down

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Please respond
http://www.strawpoll.me/13364751

>>76851654
had a little chuckle
what a dastardly and clever frog
reminds me a bit of myself too haha

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*educates the masses on the principles of marxism-leninism*

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>>76851639

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>>76851654

hate cultural marxism

>>76851862
good thing it isn't real

just got called a queg end in the other thread

>>76851880
hello leftypol

going to wash up then have a brandy

>>76851897
wow me too

had to google what it meant

had some pizza from dominos the other night and it was the best damn pizza i've ever had

>>76851995
love how pizza companies think they can charge £20 for a bit of dough and cheese and tomato sauce

and dickheads actually pay it because they are too lazy to buy the ingredients and make it themselves for like £1.50

theyre only like $6 on tuesdays here

>>76852062
pizzas are cheap m8

>cultural marxism

Ah yes very real

*walks away unconvinced*

>>76852184
not in the UK

it's like £17.99 for a large pizza with 3 toppings

that's like 30 aussiebux per pizza

>>76852252
the uk truly is third world

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>tfw no sexually ambiguous gf

My first ex was black

still is

>>76852398
things tend to cost more in developed countries actually

so this ethereum shite will no longer be produced by the end of the year? so if i buy a bunch of it ill be loaded as supply dwindles?

>>76852398
how did you figure that one out

high GDP and higher standard of living = higher prices

poor people = poor people prices

If you're able to, always pick the largest pizza

price wise you're getting fucked for the amount of pizza per £ if you go for smaller

>>76852587
obviously

who the fuck buys a small pizza

what are you a 10 year old girl?

>>76852648
nonceria

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jasper is ridiculously fit

women were a mistake

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React to this post.

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Australia finally subjugated, lads.

imagine sara poking herself in the fanny

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another day down the bogs

RRREEEEE fucking mosquito got me lads

>>76853011
gook

>>76851208
why kot got big nose?

I never have happy dreams, even as a child. Does anyone ever have a dream that wakes you up smiling or are they all strange and mysterious like mine?

just saw a hedgehog

>>76853036
Why is a communist working for a massive corporation like Tesco?

>The Independent thinks that Mike Cernovich guy is "far-right"
Fuck me how far left has the overton window shifted?

>>76853078
tesco is jewish

the co stands for cohen

>>76853056
strange and mysterious just like myself

*moves closer to hold your arm*

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>>76853098

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGxkW3QEGgI

business idea: use u's in random wourds with o's in them to counfuse the yanks

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#woah

>>76852861
mandy is sexy as fuck in this pic

>>76853056
i mostly have dreams where I or people I know are being attacked

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>>76853036

>>76853078
What did he mean by this?

Read a lot about people with some cancer or other disease where Doctors over here have told them there's nothing to do and they're gonna die.

Then there's always some fund raiser to take them to the US for some off the wall treatment.

Do we have worse options over here or are the yanks more willing to try mental shit that hasn't been proven?

>>76853132
the normal voice in my head isn't mine 2bh

>>76853036
>>76853138
NOW KISS

>Giant hogweed is spreading after heatwave - everything you need to know about Britain's most toxic plant

have you encountered any hogweed yet

>>76853132
laughed when i did the old man voice

anyone remember the cuckio meme

Imagine having a university degree and ambition, being told since youth that you have potential, but then you end up working as a clerk at a fucking Tesco helping people locate the cucumbers

>>76853056
had a dream where i could fly with buzz lightyear wings and i took this lad and we went for a fly and when we landed to refuel, some girls started flirting with me and then i shot them with my wrist laser and me and kid high fived and it freeze framed and then i woke up smiling

good dream

dont mind hogweed
HATE ragwort

simple as

>>76851208
Look at that stupid cat’s face haha

>>76853162
ur mums a weedy hog

>>76853157
hi tim

>>76853151
NHS wont fund it and private healthcare doesn't have enough market share to be able to afford it

>>76853051
I heemed it

>>76851262
Glad I use fitness to ward mine away
Used to be escapism via video games though like a proper runt

>>76853151
america is known to be the most advanced country in medicine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tvcHBIITJI

Jeremy Corbyn attacks 'zero-hours' Glastonbury contracts

Hypocritical madman

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wish we could go back to BBSes recently

i checked out a BBS just now called MonochromeBBS and its just <5 sad 50 year old men posting banalities about their kids and their toolshed in a a board that used to span the entire western hemisphere
depressing stuff

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>>76853180
literally mine

>>76853222
I reckon we could do it, we just won't spend the money to do it.

Such is the NHS.

In Modern Ireland scumbags are paid money when they have children. In basic economics if you subsidise something you get more of it.

>>76853051
this Cat he is stung by the bee

just planted a load of japanese knotweed

>>76853151
we have the free market on our side. if you can't figure out why that's the reason you need to brush up on your economics

>>76853234
glastonbury is a capitalists paradise

a bunch of champagne socialists paying £20 from their trust fund for a shitty burger

>>76853269
>House value halves

Waaaheyyy

>>76853252
You make an absolute fortune down south if you claim dole and yeve got wains. Shocking the amount of money like. Sure atleast it keeps our birthrates up

etting y aily ose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tYqRp9-jww

Reminder that the UK is so cucked tat zombie knives are unironically banned

>>76853151
sounds like your 1984 style government just wants more people to die

>>76853269
Bunch of this in a local park with a bunch of signs saying not to uproot it
What's so special bout it

>>76853269
reported you to GCHQ

Off to work soon lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSVaYr8zBOM

>>76853272
I suppose the downside is whenever people want those treatments they need to raise literally 10's of thousands of dollars for it.

If you're poor you're fucked. Maybe if you're a yank your insurance will cover some insane brand new untested cancer treatment.

>>76853304
Nah they maximise the cost benefit bollocks. If one person needs £1,000,000 treatment to live but 10 people need £100,000 to live they'd go with the latter. Or some shit like that.

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>just planted a load of japanese knotweed

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just did a good wank

>>76853307
you can smoke the roots

>>76853344
what to

NHS is a perfect example of how socialism does not work in any form

it's rundown and underfunded, abused by migrants and desperately needs privatising and putting out of it's misery

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been thinking
reckon 1980s NY might have been quite a schway place to live

hmm

what is that film you can watch over and over again and it never gets boring

for me, it's goodfellas

>>76853307
It's basically impossible to get rid of and takes over everywhere it is. If you have it near your house it can be unsaleable.

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>girls have to take their rompers off to shit

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when I invent THE NEXT BIG THING you guys are going to regret making fun of americans on /int/

>>76853346
Hmm, I see
*Grabs a trowel and heads outside*

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>start full-time work in 20 days
>work averages 60-70 hours per week
>get 2 weeks of vacation for first 3-5 years
>will be expected to check and reply to emails frequently during vacations
>will be expected to work late nights and weekends when work piles up
>won't have enough time or energy to cook my own meals
>won't have enough time or energy to workout or exercise regularly
>won't have enough time to get a full 8 hours of sleep
>won't have enough time for art or painting anymore, my very favourite hobby
>won't have enough time for 4chan anymore, my favourite way to relax

Good thing I live on the 25th floor of my apartment.

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>>76853362
Blade Runner: The Final Cut

>>76853358
>abused by migrants
no it isn't

the NHS just needs a good overhaul, some more funding and a reduction in management
also the tories need to stop thinking about selling it off

>>76853358
It's pretty good once you're diagnosed with something, the problem is actually getting the GP to send you for the right scan or whatever.

If you're under 50 you either need to be firing a litre of blood out your arse or have a basketball sized tumour to be taken seriously.

>>76853337
>I suppose the downside is whenever people want those treatments they need to raise literally 10's of thousands of dollars for it.
no. if you have good healthcare coverage you will be fine, even for rare treatments
>If you're poor you're fucked
no, it's actually better. if you're poor enough you'd get it for free. we don't have absolutely zero public healthcare.

always boggles my mind that yuros think we live in some sort of ancap society

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>>76853383

>>76853355
too degenerate to say :x

Watching a british camgirl. Willy getting hard.

>>76853413
stay away

>>76853412
No.
what to
was it male, female or both

>>76853402
Why are people sperging out about the Republicans health plans?

Is it because you won't be allowed insurance if there's something already wrong with you? But if they lose their jobs and become poor why do they care if they can get it for free.

vvvvVENGEANCE
E--E--E-E-E-ESSENTIALS
CLUB SOUNDS
C--C--C-C-C-C-C-CLUB SOUNDS
ffffFORTY THREE

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Hmm

What if I want it but don't want to work?

>>76853383
>2 weeks vacation
>for 70 hours
We would get 3 months holidays for that sort of work

Wtf i hate Canada now

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>NHS is a perfect example of how socialism does not work in any form

>it's rundown and underfunded, abused by migrants and desperately needs privatising and putting out of it's misery

>>76853433
it involved drawn females of a legal age but i don't think you would like it iah

business idea: plant japanese knotweed in other neighbourhoods so your is deemed favourable

>>76853337
>Nah they maximise the cost benefit bollocks. If one person needs £1,000,000 treatment to live but 10 people need £100,000 to live they'd go with the latter. Or some shit like that.


man, that sounds awful. sad when they're plugging the worth of peoples lives into a formula.

>>76853439
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/06/the-better-care-reconciliation-act-cbo-score/531723/

>>76853467
Even for lawyers? I thought the UK was similar in that respect (except we get paid less here).

>>76853523
better idea: fix the housing crisis by planting it all over the country and destroying house prices

>>76853533
>lawyer
Fuck off scum

>be me watching porn on phone
>realise no sound
>phone connected to headphones bluetooth
>headphones in room with parents
oh deary me lads

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>>76853465
what if i want to not work????

love being a slave to mr goldberg for my minimum wage paycheck

love having the freedom to be stuck in a cubicle all day

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>>phone connected to headphones bluetooth

>>76853439
saddest think is it will hit rural white republicans hard
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/06/22/533680909/republicans-proposed-medicaid-cuts-would-hit-rural-patients-hard

>>76853439
>Is it because you won't be allowed insurance if there's something already wrong with you?
maybe, I haven't heard anyone complain about that. you have to be really stupid to not have health insurance, which 90% of people have.

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>not sexual or emotional enough for a girl to want me
Every date I have is just a couple of hours of nice conversation where we both laugh and share experiences, then I never see her again. It keeps happening, it's hard to resist asking them why.

>>76853509
sometimes wank to hentai but its a rare occurrence, would go so far as to say 1 wank in a 100

>>76853555
wahey Wankathon

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<--------
actual picture of me irl

>>76853526
how do you think literally any insurance policy works?

>>76853589
>Poor rural dumbos vote for shit that harms them the most

Is this true all over the world?

>>76853625
nice canthal tilt

>>76853531
they should just take all of the potential money wrapped up in this healthcare bill nonsense and have a manhattan project of human health


an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, harder to fix people after they've already broken which is what our healthcare system excels at. we don't need universal healthcare we need universal stop-being-fat-fucks and stop polluting our bodies with chemical and food garbage-care

ever wank and cum and then ask yourself what the fuck you're doing with your life?

>>76853610
Can't stand dating personally, every date I've been on was boring as fuck for me. It's always me making small talk, leading conversations and making all the jokes.

Do women ever put any effort into a date or do they all act like the guy's just meant to be their jester for a couple hours?

>>76851743
Most of his supporters probably haven't even heard of Marx

>>76853676
I used to but now I just accept that I'm a loser and always will be

I'm fine

>>76853676
only after gay wanks

>>76853553
If its any better, I don't feel like a lawyer, don't care much for the work, am probably a massive mismatch for the career and will end up killing myself in due course

I just wanted to be an architect
I just wanted to design cool buildings

>>76853378
spill the beans lad what are you working on


give us a teaser at least

>>76853676
no
never understood or experienced the so-called concept of "post-wank guilt"

>>76853651
>we don't need universal healthcare we need universal stop-being-fat-fucks and stop polluting our bodies with chemical and food garbage-care
you need both

>>76853637
with the state of current politicians, it's impossible not to vote for things that harm you unless you don't vote at all

>>76853676
no i typically feel quite nice after wanking

>wank to straight porn
cum, willy goes soft, all according to the book
>wank to gay porn
cum, willy stays painfully hard for like 15 minutes after

What did my dick mean by this?

>>76853683
Just seems very forced and desperate

I just like let it happen and if something develops naturally with a friend/workmate then so be it

>>76853625
how dare you pretend to be mechagamezilla
hes a national treasure

>>76853728
>>76853713
too far gone, strongly suspect you use anime

how do you pronounce wojak?

>>76853757
not really
see
>>76853612

>>76853683
>Do women ever put any effort into a date or do they all act like the guy's just meant to be their jester for a couple hours?

Almost all women are like that, and she'll consider you boring if you don't keep her entertained with your jokes and fresh batches of conversation topics. But maybe you just need a different type of girl who is more compatible with your personality. Lots of girls still have conversational initiative and appreciate guys who are a bit more reserved.

>>76853767
voo-yach

>>76853746
you're very, very gay

>>76853746
you're a bender

woah jack

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>>76853747
>dating a fucking WORKMATE
Maybe if you work at some kind of shitty retail place I suppose

>>76853757
never
>>76853767
vo jok

>>76853746
Heart valve issues

>>76853767
vo yak

>>76853767
woe yack
hes swedish you see

someone redpill me on fitzthistlewitz
is he just mechagamezilla doing a voice?

>>76853767
wu-owe-jack

>>76853767
woe-jack

>>76853683
In their head, they're effort is putting on the make up and choosing the outfit.

It'll never change lad so make your peace with it

*leaves the thread with an ironical obeisance*

>>76853767
woy-ack

>>76853746
unsure
what happens when you wank to tranny porn?

>>76853767
wodge ach

>>76853777
go back to your mra fedora site women are just as varied as men

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/brit/ will respect me as soon as I get that Cambridge diploma

>>76853767
Vo-yak

>>76853806
do people actually think fitz is owen? i thought that was a joke

>>76853806
>he hasn't yet realized that (you)s diminish significantly when you also include a reply hyperlink in the post

>>76853634
yeah true

i think its all retarded though. i think insurance is stupid too though. wouldn't need it at all if health care wasn't insanely expensive, they're charging whatever they want since they're the only source of this shit

the only thing that'll save us is when robots can do cheap at home surgeries or when we can print drugs through the internet.

>>76853822
cant wank to tranny porn
i either like straight porn or beefy guy porn

im not into feminine looking dudes or trannies

>>76853781
>>76853793
>>76853839
only acceptable answers

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hmmm...

>>76853777
>Lots of girls still have conversational initiative and appreciate guys who are a bit more reserved.

Where does one find these women?

Need to find a girl who doesn't constantly feel the need to be entertained 24/7.

>>76853683
the only girl I've ever had an engaging conversation with was my mates gf and she was ugly af
majority of decent looking girls have the personality of a tree stump

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do people really pronounce the w in wojak as v

NEED the following
>gf
>money
>lads

>>76853888
no

@76853845
except i just got one extra you from you, didnt i?
pretending to be inexperienced is the old hand's gimmick

>>76853843
well he was in that might no 101 video
so they must know each other...

>>76853868
what are you posting this

hate socialism
love pints

>>76853888
Yes

>>76853806
>fitzthistlewitz

Whatever happened to him?

>>76853806
no mecha is irish fitz is english

girls are such a colossal waste of time

>>76853625
You're not actually drinking that vodka you soft cunt

>>76853888
>>76853897
it's polish, so yes

on holiday before i start uni
for the first time ever i have literally nothing to be doing - no revision, nothing

what should i do with the next 2 months?

>>76853276
>glasto for the leftycucks
>supports sexism against men though

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40504452

looking forward to going running tomorrow

hope a qt girl will smile at me again

>>76853868
There's a difference between homosexuality (a biological personality trait determined before birth) and faggotry (people deciding they want attention no matter ho retarded they seem)

Nature vs nurture

homosexuality is really cool

>>76853941
stop children

>>76853875
When you have guys chasing you, offering you entertaining conversation and gagging to stick their willy in you just for standing there and saying nothing you don't really learn to become a good conversationalist.

>>76853925
I'm english though
W means W

>>76853809
Literally the only correct answer

>>76853917
he killed himself after the Yogscast won the golden joystick for best youtuber instead of him
he filmed it and the suicide vid was uploaded to his channel

keep up

going to build a bioenergetic stool this weekend

>>76853969
RIP

>>76853968
I reckon you pronounce the j like juh then instead of yuh too huh
mong

>>76853934
Sit in your room and browse 4chan for two months, it's what I did on my summer holidays.

>>76853898
they play left4dead together in this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsNj-1nBST4
fitz probably just packed it in to focus on schoolwork

>>76853941
>hate people in love
damn...

>>76853806
no you can definitely tell they sound different
like in that gaming awards video

>>76853962
wanked to susan yesterday

honestly the 'i like gay people but not faggots theres a difference' opinion is such a basic bitch "im a 14 year old redditor" thing to think

have never met a decent guy who thinks that

>>76853940
spotted the gay

>>76853967
its not just conversational skills its also a lack of hobbies and interests that aren't complete normie drone ones

>>76853871
There's a couple types of them

Left wing girls are actually a lot more appreciative of more cerebral guys. They probably have more in common with bashful internet rorkes than Sally Slag would. And conversations seem to flow more naturally.

Then there's the extremely introverted girls. Although some of them are just shy and deep down want a talkative extraverted guy to bring them out of the shell. But others are actual introverts who are okay with silence sometimes.

And then there's the ever talkative and excitable girl who just wants a guy to listen to her.

Also east asian girls usually seem to like quieter guys.

>>76853969
shes literally a sex demon


>meet feetlicity
>go on a date
>she comes out to you as a nymphomaniac and says you're her exact type of guy
>have infinite sex for years - too much for you to handle but not enough for her

>>76853936
>The idea of "man-free" zones at festivals is not new. Last year, the Glastonbury introduced its first-ever women's only venue called The Sisterhood.

>Organisers said: "The producers of The Sisterhood believe that women-only spaces are necessary in a world that is still run by and designed to benefit mainly men."

I assume I can say I'm transgender and still get in right?

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>another 2 days of work before the weekend

>>76854024
oh
waht pic

Only youtubers people are allowed to watch:
>Techmoan

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Ha! The Scots

>>76853941
Absolutely hate the disabled and do not want them to succeed or feel happy

Why are europeans so obsessed with america? Genuinely curious

go to /r/unitedkingdom or any other european country specific sub and they talk about the US and our policies and decisions more than they talk about things going on in their own country

>>76854069
Britain is boring

imagine calling le feels face "Voyak" loool

>>76854059
good lad

>>76854057
this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-imYn74EIJo

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>basic bitch

>>76854069
because the us is a big country with big influence

not really hard to understand stupid yank twat

Hwoashack

>>76854103
don't call me yank

>>76854069
we are all massive ameriboos :3

>>76854091
hate that ugly little scrote

>>76854091
Roger Federer... that's where I've seen that nose before

>>76854037
Tbh I can't imagine a situation where any of these girls would prefer a quiet introverted guy to a loud, centre-of-attention Chad if given the option.

Just in my personal experience if there's a choice between the two the Chad wins every time unless he ignores the girl for a hotter one.

>>76854061
getting a bit annoyed at seeing so much adidas

>>76854113
fuck off septic rotter

things i need right this instant

>a poo
>a wee
>a gf
>a better job
>some friends
>a pint
>better looks

>Man-free zone

Have literally no problem with this, especially at bars or clubs

Men are disgusting at gatherings like these and commit by far the most sexual assault, general assault, and basically any type of agression.

>>76854069
american politics are really entertaining right now. plus we're always threatening to nuke the world n shit. if the world is like a basketball team we're the star player with the longest dick, the most girls, and the loudest on the court presence

>>76853683
dating is prostitution but you often don't get what you pay for

>>76852861
grim

tbf my uni has had both men-only colleges and woman-only colleges and it seemed to work alright for them

>>76854139
>claim you're trans-woman
>go
??

>>76854153
good hatbait

>>76854137
wow, same. down to every last detail. even the wee and poo parts.

call this man a runt

>>76854166

>>76854153
have you ever considered writing a book ?

no one asked for your gay input tarquin

>>76853713
this. what is there even to be 'guilty' about?
probably only effects bible bashing yanks

>>76854120
Perhaps you just need more experience then. A niche of girls actually prefer the 'mysterious' aloof guy (who also happens to be 6'2", attractive, wealthy, polished, articulate, etc) to some generic boisterous loudmouth varsity star. The types who want their own Vampire guy or Artemis Fowl. I've had a few stalkers over the years, most asian and/or chubby tumblrinas, but they exist.

>>76854090
How is it possible to be this cute lads?

>>76853151
Because the NHS won't fund wacky treatments that have a high chance of not working. In America you can get whatever if you pay the money.

>>76854169
>trans-woman

As a feminist you will probably never get legitimate support from us. Most of us just don't agree that you go through anything like women do.

You also still have naturally more testosterone which leads to more agression.

Trans-women will never equal women, and I feel bad saying it but its true.

>>76853829
roastie detected

>>76854212
Think this only works if you're good looking. I know a lot of guys like that and because they're pretty average to ugly you can see women physically recoil whenever they try and strike up conversation.

gas this "susan" specimen

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>parents

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>Perhaps you just need more experience then. A niche of girls actually prefer the 'mysterious' aloof guy (who also happens to be 6'2", attractive, wealthy, polished, articulate, etc) to some generic boisterous loudmouth varsity star. The types who want their own Vampire guy or Artemis Fowl. I've had a few stalkers over the years, most asian and/or chubby tumblrinas, but they exist.

>>76854211
wanking is more or less in same category as pissing and shitting for me; just something that has to be done, dont see how anyone could get upset over it

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>roastie detected

wish i werent a virgin

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>>76854221
master race genetics

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>+ craigslist

>>76854256
Literally had a girl steal my pillow and sleep with it
Another girl switched all her college classes to mine

>>76854252
if you dont think shes fit after seeing >>76854090 then theres something wrong with youre braincase

>TERFs are not a tiny cult

Very interesting

need a jaypost stat!

This canadian is fucking cringeworthy

Who divides girls into lefties and slags? I mean can you imagine how fucked your worldview is if this is a realistic way to divide half the population lmao

business idea: mix my jewish genes with oriental genes to make a superhuman

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>+ work 1 day/week

>>76853610
you need to unleash the sexual tiger within

girls can get that from other girls, laughing and sharing experiences. what you need is to whip your dick out on the table

>>76854304
she's not fit at all, she has a hideous androgynous body like most gook degenerates

>>76854323
t. elliot

Me? Yeah, I'm the big dick. I get the gets

What's it to ya?

>>76854278
do you know the fun fact about sue's genetics

i don't like britis

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>>76854323

>>76854333
good job

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>Literally had a girl steal my pillow and sleep with it
>Another girl switched all her college classes to mine

>>76854331
ah youre a memer i see
yes very good, very interesting
goodbye

>>76854176
t. roastie cunt

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>>76854323
You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Rodge. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.

>>76854336
no

>Men commit all the rape
>commit all the murder
>start all the wars


>Muslims sometimes blow westerners up

BAN ALL THE MUSLIMS!!!


HMmmmm

>>76854386
hmm pondering

pondering hard

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>>76854378
erm

>>76854069
t. amerifat posting in a thread called '/brit/'

>>76854384
shes half japanese half filipino. father's a jap, mother's a flip

a girl stealing your pillow isn't that out there to be honest

>>76854425
new

>>76854069
>go to reddit
FUCK

OFF

YANK

want a gf whos a literal world class expert at massage therapy


only caveat being that she doesn't massage other people and only massages me

>>76854139
I'm fine with this if we can make men-only zones

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Th' car lads. Now I just need to get some fuel for it hahaha.

>>76854139
deja vu haha