/brit/

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Lads.

>>76846400
things like this make me want to be racist out of spite desu

lads

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NEED a cool gay friend that will help me explore my sexuality

>>76846502
you realise it's obviously fake don't you

>>76846496
how do people even get like this

>>76846496
better late than never

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>>76846472
Jewish girlfriends with juicy tits for every man that posts in this thread.

>>76846526
Not so sure it is desu

Lot of ongoing controversy with CNN blackmailing meme creators

>>76846526
obviously he doesn't, idiot

>>76846496
Exercise at that weight is retarded
Just eat less

hanged parliament

>>76846533
You can have mine

im hanged like a horse

>>76846552
CNN didn't blackmail any meme creators

>>76846526
>t. vox reader

the day of the normie rope is coming

>>76846496
IMAGINE the sweat on that bike seat

>>76846533(You)

>>76846583
Can I have her instead

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dont got enuff alcohol to get drunk off

voted leave because it's what jezza corbyn would have wanted me to do

Someone just bung on my front door very loudly
Too afraid to answer it

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Love feet
Simple as

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>americans

>only 14 families out of 140+ have accepted a FREE 2 bedroom apartment
>man on radio 4 this morning was moaning that the flat he was given FOR FREE was 15 minutes away from the area so he rejected it

Jfc how about fuck off and live in a tent then you ungrateful cunts

found out me dad had hung himself yesterday

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>>76846533
Oh fuck, she's a womanlet. My poor sons...

>>76846598
vox is top tier

just had a big bowl of hot soup for dinner. sweating my tits off now.

wish this runt would open up, i;m just a large breasted woman who needs an irish bf xx
ah well shall be leaving now

current viewing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBLyuARJUdM

>>76846673
shall be reporting you for racism, enjoy jail fascist

who is your asmrfu?

ann landers is a boring old biddy

>>76846695
what sort of soup lado?

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>>76846679
*makes funny joke at your expense*

>>76846711
Dana asmr

>>76846735
it was a nice big bowl of shut the fuck up

>>76846735
lentil and bacon.

feel really productive recently

probably because i stopped smoking weed i guess

>>76846597
they're so assmad that they took the time to dox the guy who made the fucking meme picture trump offhandedly tweeted. people were paid to do that and then it was put on the front page of their website as if it was some accomplishment to be proud of. that alone is worse than blackmailing someone.

the absolute state

>>76846599
why do blacks have white soles and palms?
everyone has a little good in them

>>76846679
Haha nerd

I WAS MORE ANIMAL THAN MAN

>>76846745
>>76846777
good lads

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>>76846472

>>76846768
nah

*walks down stairs, farting during the brief periods where the cheeks aren't aligned and squashed together*

*reach the bottom of the stairs, underwear feels sodden by this point and there's a faint smell of sewage in the air*

*go into toilet, there's a yellow curry-esque liquid pooling in the arse bit*

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>>76846764
WHAT U SAY PUSSY???

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>who is your asmrfu?

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>>76846557
Prods in Derry have a better one, still cringey though

>>76846472
nassim en PLS mdr

>>76846709
alri sargon

>>76846814
Chowder or whatever the fuck his name is got BTFO though.

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come on lads stop posting photoshops of alan, be fair to him

german flags are always lefty
makes me sick, you just know some little ape shitskin is chimping away on the keyboard

>>76846813
come home yank man

Would like to visit australia one day to get a taste of life in south east asia

>>76846814
s-sorry

>>76846711
Freshblush

so the egg council got to you too

>>76846859
hello rorkepol discord

>>76846709
top tier thumbnail

>>76846859
except for that danish guy that works in germany or some shit

he is the biggest classcuck on this entire website

>>76846679
it's hanged

>>76846895
what's a classcuck

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>>76846557

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>>76846859
Based Aussieanon

>>76846879
stop this

alri boyos, hows everyone doing then, anything interesting happen today? x

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this is a man who has been worn down by toil

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>>76846911
Protestants Murals are fucking hilarious man

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Would you?

Keep in mind she belongs to one of the few truly uncontacted tribes in the world.

>>76846496
All of them are fat web models shooting a set

This is porn

>>76846933
me top left

>>76846945
she looks like a slightly evolved monkey

>>76846945
Nah, I'd pick one that isn't 40

>>76846945
having her sit on my face is the least I could do to atone for colonisation

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>>76846855
>hmm well I have been lifting for a whole year, that's between 364 and 365 sayd mkkay? and I can confidently assure you that...

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>>76846945

>>76846945
>uncontacted

So this fishing village invented cameras and wifi all on their own?

>>76846945
they develop their own cameras and internet independently then?

>>76846933
based photogenic man of police brutality

>>76846945
>starving African, operating at chief efficiency to get food
>expectedly lithe and stringy
>still fat, gross, lumpy, and has cellulite
Wtf?

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>V.I.Poo

>>76847011
>>76847013
aaaaj pirata hive mind

>>76846907
classcuck
A person living under a socio-economic system and who doesn't realize their subservient position in that system and even will actively defend it, e.g. a slave in the slave societies, a peasant in feudal societies, a wage-slave in a capitalist society. (synonymous to class traitor)

-This is killing me. I work 60 hours a week and still can barely get by. Wouldn't it be nice to have a guaranteed basic income that is paid to everybody?
-Nah, these stupid plebs won't work then.
-God, you're such a classcuck.

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>>76846496
>>76846954
Here is one of them with the bf

>>76847018
Lots of indigenous peoples had absolutely no problem getting food, their lands were swarming with it

>>76847053
>realize
fuck off yank

a well hung parliament

>>76846806
are you fucking retarded or merely pretending

you wouldn't know real news if it hit you with a van

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>>76847072
>me on the left

too few hours in the day, need to find a cure for sleep

>>76847075
a mealy mouthed reply

>>76847072
wow so his physique is the minimum requirement for a gf and will only get you a landwhale

>>76847095
hehehe stooop it hehehe :33333PPP

not a fan of normbles

>>76847072
Didnt need this redpill

>>76847053
i'm very privileged though

besides, slave societies and feudal societies are essentially the opposite of liberal societies

any neeks ITT

>>76847072

a bitter blackpill

Glad to be retaining the ability to create and share satiracle images of whatever person or organization I damn well please whether they like it or not 2bqh

>>76846533
>>76846685
>>76846919
>>76847108
think I might be related to her

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>are you fucking retarded or merely pretending

>you wouldn't know real news if it hit you with a van

im a CAT

>>76847167
>the virgin browse

>>76847174
Cuckoldry Aspiration Technician?

Wow just realized that:
Lacazette=Henry
Mahrez=Pirès
Lemar=Ljunjberg
????=Viera

>>76847072
>2 years in the gym mininum and you might get an obese slug of a gf

>>76847140
don't know what that is

>>76847174
*eats you*

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NIMBLE NOMBLES

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shaking in my boots at the idea of an independant Yorkshire

>>76847011
>>76847013

Never heard of a zoom lens? you absolute waste of skin

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need a vintage slimy Holly gf

>>76847134
>besides, slave societies and feudal societies are essentially the opposite of liberal societies
in what way? because you can choose your master?

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>>76847072
>>76847144

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40512382
rorke btfo

>>76847248
liberal societies have inclusive institutions
slave/feudal/populist societies are based on extraction

>satiracle

>>76847276
britain will burn

>>76847258
So spiritual

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...

/brit/ does the rest of 4chan a favour by keeping some of the basest specimens here

>>76847276
>these people have been here thieving from taxpayers for years
>one of them burns down the block of flats
>well better let them all stay AND give them more taxpayer-funded support

Good desu, I expect tower blocks to go up like matches all across London and Birmingham now that it's the easiest way to get amnesty

>>76847277
what does inclusive institutions mean?

>>76847307
*basedest

>>76847296
hello belfast

>>76847148
Let me fuck you

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For good measure

>>76847276
if they have kids in that year, does that mean they get to stay permanently?

>>76847328
*pushes you over*
mate i don't want to hear it alright

>>76847276
Londoners are mentally ill retards.

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imagine sharing a cell with this guy

>>76847347
This really upset more than anything I've seen today.

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NEED a cute indigenous girlfriend

>>76847333
it means you and i get to share in the opportunities and rewards that society offers, not just the privileged class (such as slaveowners, lords, dictators friends and families, etc)

unironically like colonial yank culture/history

>>76847301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BagXbVMjDqo

>>76847347
thicc latinas are so desirable right now

>>76847347
can't comprehend bottom right

Hate the sight of guys who are more shredded than me tbqh. Going to do a 100 'shups and go to bed tbqh.

>>76847434
I will never introduce you to my cousins.

>>76847258
>that video where she explains she got into spirituality when she lost all her mates at like age 13 after turning into a whore and sucking off all their boyfriends

lmao

>>76847347
>>76847072
has to be a fetish

>>76847347
high test memes went too far

>>76847276


Repulsive.

>>76847485
proofs

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used to like the song despacito but since i found out it's about sex i get v triggered by it

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>I lift

>>76847488
it is, although i don't like them quite that large
t. fat fetishist

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AYY FOOKIN THATCHER

>>76847555
ah yes... thailand...

*puts Despacito on the /brit/ Sonos*

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*points towards you*

>>76847531
well she didn't use those exact words but the subtext was she was made a pariah after hooking up with at least one of her friend's boyfriends

then she became a mateless loner and turned to spiritualism

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>>76847540
Latinas I find personally disgusting.

All I want is a white and dull European girlfriend.

>>76846520
what u wanna do

>>76847583
pat you're starting to sound like one of them

>>76847108
Looks like Ross Noble

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I need londonfag advice

I have 3 renault master vans between 1200-3500kg gvm registered with TFL for LEZ. All cars are Euro 5 compliant. Do I have to pay for travelling in LEZ? I can't apply for exemption on any ground. TFL site does not state this directly if I have to pay. Wikipedia page says that I don't have to pay. I'm lost here.

>>76847371
imagine it would be a fucking nightmare

>for him

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>AB exit scam

*adds saleelu sawarem on the /brit/ Sonos queue*

>>76847614
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kys

>>76847393
hahahahahahahaha how the fuck is that true?

if you were born into a rich family you would have had the opportunity for private schooling, private tuition, access to foreign countries, top quality nutrition, material possessions such as musical instruments, sport equipment, learning materials...literally tonnes of things and that's just when you're a child

if you're poor you may not even get a proper meal outside of school

didn't know you were privileged but i guess your world view makes sense now

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There hasn't been a new Woes in a week lads

>>76847635
fuck off pavel stop trying to smuggle pate and guns into the country you little shit

>>76847613
alri Honduras

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aisha

put some chicken breasts in the oven lads, should be done in 30 mins

>>76847612
Once a whore always a whore. No wonder she does ASMR.

how does a day in the life of alan go?

>>76847655

Can you tell me about Western Sahara? Have you been there? Are the people there like you?

>>76847635
fuck off we're full

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>>76847661
Reminder

>>76847676
more like ai-don't-fucking-care-sha

im real hungery... hungry for PUSSY

>>76847661
didn't he get doxxed by some newspaper not too long ago?

>>76847676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwQyo3agWak

aisha toon

>le hitler stole the swastika from buddhism meme

Shan't be engaging with any brainlet who believes this

>>76847677
too long

Put temperature higher and keep them in there for 20

>>76847676
Why are all the hot girls tankies?

would change tendency for sovietfangirl

>>76847676
>people would fucck this

fucking hate papists

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kids in the street are being noisy
wish they'd shut up

>>76847732

Yeah the Record

The Vile Vlogger they called him

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>>76847613
What about Spanish grills? They're Latina AND Euro

>>76847751
a fucking leaf

>>76847762
'nce

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>>76847531
>>76847612
>>76847485
>>76847258
You people are truly pathetic. This is actually her most viewed video.

>>76847693
Spanish Sahara*

>>76847770
he really is up his own arse

>>76847780
I'm just trying to help you
Your chicken's going to be dry and shitty

>>76847748

Not an argument.

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brum brum

>>76847795
>man doesn't watch girlfriend simulator videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG_In6RtdP4

you some kind of normo or something?

>>76847795
Don't group me with those ASMR nonces. Cunt.

>>76847797

No he isn't, he's as humble as it gets. His self esteem is terrible.

>>76847708
he has videos where hes walking around the netherlands. Hes probably sitting down in that picture

>>76847661
>>76847732
>>76847770
>>76847797
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/meet-vile-vlogger-whose-racist-9586908

>>76847693
I've never been there but my dad has multiple times
He claims he has sat with a polisario fighter for tea once idk how true that is
Apparently the average sahrawi down there is pro-western sahara with lots of them flying the flag over their homes openly
Bunch of sahrawis come up here to study at the uni and they're very hostile towards the locals, if you look at one of them funny they all gang up on you and the police don't touch them because they're an opressed minority
They also carry their flag during political matches at the uni here
I don't like them tb.h

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>>76847771
Spanish girls are amazingly beautiful. However, they are fucking feminist scum. Pic related. She was the best.

>>76847660
yes, people with more money can spend more money, that's something we all know and accept, but people with less money still have plenty of access to opportunity in the liberal west with things like free education and health care, free/subsidised uni, other public services such as libraries parks and fitness centres, cheap consumer goods, fair courts, the rule of law, right to vote, assembly and free speech, so no it doesn't bother me that there are rich people in the world

>>76847837
>Comments are disabled for this video.
mm

>>76847802
a fucking leaf

>>76847841
>keeping up with ASMR gossip
>knowing who that was
>not an ASMR nonce

I had to fucking reverse search it and couldn't stand more than 10 seconds of her 'asmr' for 'lonliness'

>>76847488
problem is that he's not embarrassed enough to hide it, so other obese girls will see them and feel entitled to a similar guy

>>76847771
They don't count as latinas

>>76847672
>>76847700
I wonder then why british companies are still selling me cargo to ship around albion and mainland europe.

entering a coma

>>76847851
he spouts redpill /pol/ shit, the_donald shit as if it is gospel

he's a smug prick

>>76847837
So what I'm getting from this is it's just girly make-up/fashion blogging but it's okay for guys to watch because ASMR is totally scientific and nothing at all to do with getting a semi on and pretending you aren't a lonely waste of carbon?

Fuck me just found out Canada is the 2nd largest nation on earth, no wonder are empire was considered the largest.

exiting a coma

What kind of fucking idiot cooks their chicken in the oven for a whole 30 minutes

>>76847954
>our

>>76847897
I was only interested in underage sexual depravity to scoff at. Nothing weird.

>>76847928
t.Yodel driver

>>76847861

Can you tell someone is Sahrawi by looking at them? I just Googled them and they look like Dutch Moroccans imo.

Also how much subsaharan African DNA does the average Casablancan have? 10%?

>>76847823
Always surprises me how some people actually find this attractive
Why don't you go ahead and fuck a dude you sickos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNAURspGoDE&feature=youtu.be&t=30
shrieking at the armless bloke "dabbing"

>cooking chicken in the oven

ahh no
butterfly it and fry it in a pan

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About to lower the engine into my car lads

>>76847954
America probably has the most habitable land out of all countries, though.

a fucking leaf, lads, imagine it
a fucking leaf

cooked my chicken for a good 2 hours

still dont get twitter
you just shout your political opinions out all day and read other peoples and repeat ad infinitum
it's like the most boring days on /brit/ but forever

>>76848000
called spatchcocking
foy

trump needs to reinstate the propaganda ban that obama repealed in 2013 to stop these shenanigans

>>76848016
*grabs you by the scruff of the neck and slams a stamp on your face*
a fucking KEKSTAMP

>>76847945
For a lot of the girls it's just an outlet for their narcissism. Some of them don't even care about makeup / fashion blogging but just enjoy the excuse to put out videos of their faces and reap attention. Also they make crazy youtube money, not counting the Patreon money they get on top from thirsty pajeets.

For me at least it's just nice sometimes to have a cute girl whisper or speak softly. There's probably a sexual desire element to it on some level (no cunt is watching ugly fat girls do ASMR) but I personally don't wank to ASMR videos, I fall asleep to them.

i brine my chickens before oven roasting. so fucking good.

>>76847938

He despises r/the_donald you Leftypol shill

>>76848036
>political

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>>76847982

>>76847795

nowt wrong with a gf roleplay
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

Had a holiday in Fés years ago and didn't like it, was just an Araby hot place where everyone was out to scam you and nobody seemed genuinely nice.

Also got the shits even though I didn't touch the water.

>>76848057
you're going to fuck your brain up watching that garbage.

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>>76848000
Stop battering chicken.

>>76848088
>garbage
fuck off yank

the leaf is trying to get me to undercook my chicken
little does he know that i am aware of the dishonest nature of the leaf

>>76847988
You can usually tell by their nigger hair and dark conplexion plus their destinct attire

I wouldn't know since Morocco has subsaharans all over it remnants of like a hundred thousand slaves some sultan brought from Mali and they're spread throughout the country except in the mountains so ssa admixture is evenly spread out I think

Business idea: Chicken, but under a brick

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>he can't experience ASMR tingles

vox
economist
brookings institution
foreign policy
private eye

>>76848089
*batters you instead*

North Korea is literally heaven on Earth

>>76848088
reckon I'm already too far gone anyway lad

chinese exam soon, but can't find the motivation to learn

>>76848041
that's if you're doing a whole bird

butterflying is for individual cuts

>>76848057
https://www.patreon.com/goodnightmoonasmr

Fucking hell that bint you posted has 325 people who pay her what I assume is $5-10 a month. Not really sure how much an average 'patron' is.

Wish I was a girl lads I'd never have to leave the house, never have to work. Just make a video a couple times a month of me being a deranged narcissist.

*gets hit over the head with a bike lock by a professor*

>>76848118

What do you look like?

Also why is /MENA/ so full of insane people?

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it's time

>>76848086
boring

>>76848126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMUXF4eG4j0

it's hilarious to me that people like the so-called german are considered educated

>>76848131
Neither can you. It doesn't exist it's simply an excuse to watch shite and get online therapy from a girl you pretend is talking directly to you.


It's basically an escort minus the sex.

>>76847865
>yes, people with more money can spend more money, that's something we all know and accept
>

>but people with less money still have plenty of access to opportunity in the liberal west with things like free education and health care, free/subsidised uni, other public services such as libraries parks and fitness centres, cheap consumer goods, fair courts, the rule of law, right to vote, assembly and free speech
all of these things exist primarily to prevent the working classes from escaping their class cuckery and dismantling the current order. none of these things make liberal societies the opposite of slavery/feudalism. pretty much all of these things come with major caveats too; they aren't simply there to make a fairer society

>so no it doesn't bother me that there are rich people in the world
>person that has benefitted from wealth inequality isn't bothered by wealth inequality
really makes me think

Join the cult of danielle lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAvbU2dnKU0

>>76848179
right you are jim
*buys you a pint*

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alri

>>76848228
Just do a r/gonewildaudio then

>>76848182
just do g4p, it's the same thing

>>76848240
>all of these things exist primarily to prevent the working classes from escaping their class cuckery

utter nonsense
loony communist drivel

grimsby is literally heaven on earth

>>76848228

Right so that's why I used to get ASMR tingles at the opticians about 15 years before the term ASMR was even coined, is that correct?

Bet there's a massive crossover in anime watchers and asmr fruits

>>76848265
That's different to these ASMR nonces. That's overtly sexual. They want someone to pretend they CARE about them because they're pathetic excuses for human beings with nobody that loves them, or at least nobody that says it. They want someone to pretend they're not so pathetic and that's what the ASMR bints give them that porn doesn't.

>>76848202
I'm not posting my pic but I'd imagine I look like the average Moroccan

Probably the heat

>>76848283
I'm not saying tingley feelings don't exist I'm saying the whole youtube ASMR thing is based on bullshit science and there is no 'ASMR'.

am a pathetic excuse for a human being with nobody that loves me but I still don't see the appeal of ASMR

I get ASMR from the voice of the corrupt FIFA lad Jack Warner, who is a 79 year old black man,

must be sexual

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So many fucking spics and niggers, I literally can't leave my house it's like being on house arrest

>>76848308
Haha what a bunch of nerds

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>>76848182
All her old pre-asmr videos are mental

>>76848351
this

>>76848269
What's that?

Which fleshlight should I get

>>76848396
Dragon dildo

>>76848396
me x

>>76848362
Why do you let other people dictate where you can go? is it because of fear?

>>76848396
my bum x

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>>76848396

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>>76848416
Yes

>>76848430
> no black or brown
racist

>>76848396
*torch

>>76848341
ASMR *is* the tingley feelings you mong. The term is made up and the acronym isn't meaningful, but what it describes is clearly a real phenomenon. There are a lot of other factors going into why people watch certain videos, but that has nothing to do with whether ASMR exists or not.

business idea: fat slav gf with head crushing tits

>>76848396
https://bad-dragon.com/toys

any of these from the penetrable section

>>76848277
what primary reason do you attribute to their existence then?

the only answer i will accept is "to make a more productive society that will benefit the rich and powerful"

had sex 13 times already today

Working class people are unbelievably shit with their money prioties.

>moan about being broke
>buy your son a PS4 even though he's 7
>eat out all the time
>have sky tv

They're fucking morons

RECYCLE

>>76841959
>>76841959

>>76848434
Iktf I don't go out much for the same reason except for me its not spics or niggers, its my own kin

>>76848484
Favorite position?

>>76848507
left midfield

>>76848459
You misunderstand. I'm saying tingley feelings exists but it isn't a scientifically explained topic and ASMR is a made up name that people think is real science but it isn't even close.

I'm also saying that those tingley feelings you get sometimes like I would get when I had my shoes fitted for whatever reason as a kid, have absolutely less than nothing to do with why all these sad lonely cunts watch 'ASMR' videos. They watch them not for tingles, but for comfort. Maybe they tell themselves it's to go to sleep or for tingles or it's science but it's nothing but loneliness in the viewer and narcissism in the creator.

>>76848494
billions of pounds is being spent to manipulate them into making these poor decisions via advertising and marketing

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>>76848501
Your an exception to the rule tho huh ?

>>76848497
you gonna be here all day linking your shite thread?

>>76848552
In that case they're too thick to be able to make their own sensible decisions and make advertising and marketing determine their life choices for them.

Everyone is dumb except for me, I'm smart

>>76848554
Being an introvert who is afraid of social interaction is not an exception to any rule

>>76848430
took me a second to realise what these are
ew

>>76848647
literal virgin post

>>76848647
They're vaginas mate

>>76848673
>>76848702
my little pony

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man i look hot as fuck dead-on
shame about my appearance from literally any other angle

>>76848741
abort yourself for knowing that