/brit/

FUCK THIS GENERAL

>>76840648
2st

nigger edition

got called a moral relativist in greggs

cackling to myself at roger fedora
im genuinely hysterical

im not racist but

Facts are merely opinions shared by a majority.

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anime

>>76840665
wow - a Salvadorian! i can get behind this gimmickry

got called Gregg in Waitrose lads

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>nigger

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sue

got called a thalmor in /balt/ lads

we need to reassess our most basic axiomatic assumptions

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>burn your own house down
>get free house
>'i want a bigger one'

LOL

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>>76840695
You can get behind me every time you want buddy... if you catch my drift (no homo)

>>76840722
*spits on you*

Got a call from Gregg about some racist

>>76840723

Was just about to post this.

The fucking sense of entitlement is incredible.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-40498188/grenfell-tower-child-survivor-give-us-houses-that-we-want

>>76840719
police still en route
they stopped to get ice cream cos the heat

nigger

>>76840746
Shan't be watching it, what is their justification

>alphabay doing an exit scam

glad i never used that booky shit

You'll work for me one day

how can i get british accent gains?

i would love to have a lancaster accent. how do i acquire it?

>>76840723
>burn your free house down

ftfy

>>76840778
Move to lancaster

kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLmiZcU_lIQ

why do you think the crime rate dropped so much in the 90s and 00s?

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>>76840723
>we're too traumatised to go back into bog-standard housing, we need luxury penthouses

>>76840765
>booky shit
hello n*****

The cover of anonymity for the magazine's writers is an important part of its omniscient stance, among other reasons because it conceals the extreme youth of much of the staff. "The magazine is written by young people pretending to be old people," says Michael Lewis, the author of "Liar's Poker," who now lives in England. "If American readers got a look at the pimply complexions of their economic gurus, they would cancel their subscriptions in droves."

>>76840778
you cant and you will sound like a fool if you try

>>76840795
n*ggers calmed down a bit

>>76840778
watch lancaster youtubers

Hate being addicted to smokes, makes one feel like a desperate junkie when you become flustered, irritable and incapable of functioning appropriately because you have a chemical dependency on nicotine. Fuck this corporate rodent trap lads.

>>76840765
every time any dark web site goes down people go into hysterics about exit scams

>>76840723
theyre nonwhite what do you expect

>>76840774
*literally heems you to death*

Need a willy

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>>76840763
>"it's too small and it's too far away from daughter's school"

>>76840817
AB has always been shit, dont know why people use it

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>n*****

>>76840812
ye but why?

>>76840792
Why is it doing that? Does he intentionally keep them out of sync by a splitsecond? If they lined up it'd just be the same each time

>>76840723
I thought they got given luxury million pound apartments already?

>>76840723
flase flag not even residents

>>76840763
None. They're actively turning down accommodation because they think they're entitled to more.

This cunt as well.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/824859/Grenfell-Tower-fire-resident-Earls-Court-Kensington-Chelsea-council

might cover the whole body in bio oil and see what happens

>>76840792
wow what an audibly pleasing sound

>>76840830
fair enough desu

>>76840723
the fucking front of the pair of them

>>76840815
>he fell for the nicotine jew meme

>>76840860
don't
you don't know what you're doing

n!#$%&@

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Think I have my first ever contact lens stuck in my eye. Not sure it's still in there or if I've dropped it, HATE HATE HATE this

Hahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Addiction to Smoking Real Hahahah Nigga Just Stop Smoking Them Like Stop Buying Them Nigga Hahaha

>>76840860
literally nothing, fucking snake oil

>>76840835
good post

Been in a rather colonialist mood lately
Really want to pack up everything, move to the heart of Africa and develop a giant company in the corrupt resource extractive sector
My house would have armed guards, electric fences, and a mini safari with my own chimps in the back

>>76840809
you are french

new lad in the house today
has a thick spanish (?) accent and i have no idea what the fuck he's saying

>comes in
>say hi etc
>says some words that are clearly meant to be funny
>i chuckle, agree and walk off

this is not going to end well

>>76840883
>he fell for the ocular jew meme

>>76840883
>Not sure it's still in there or if I've dropped it,

how can you not tell? surely if you can't see where you are going they are not in

>>76840875
>>76840895
I want to feel like an ancient Roman

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>n!#$%&@

>>76840874
>>76840912
very good posts

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>>76840846
they were given affordable apartments that were on the same estate as the mega-rich ones.

unsurprisingly the mega-rich arabs and russians didn't like the idea of poor brownies moving close by.

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>>76840904
>Been in a rather colonialist mood lately
>Really want to pack up everything, move to the heart of Africa and develop a giant company in the corrupt resource extractive sector
>My house would have armed guards, electric fences, and a mini safari with my own chimps in the back

>>76840892
kek

quick someone give me a cutout of kev's face

>>76840917
you'll feel more like a very poor mr universe candidate

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>>76840935
'boko

Imagine losing all your stuff and people on the internet being mean to you

very grim

>>76840904
move to seth effrica

>>76840948
The absolute state

>>76840948
it's shite be scottish

Just feel around your eye with your pointer finger
Also try staring all the way up and seeing if the contact is more visible

Once I got a contact stuck above my eye, way back in the eye socket ha ha

>>76840948
the jews really did a number on them

>>76840948
grim

>>76840966
>get offered a free flat
>turn it down because it's not nice enough
>continue to live in a hotel at taxpayer expense

Deserve it

you're in line at KFC for a boneless banquet when five mandem walk straight up to the counter, skipping ahead of you and everyone else

what do you do?

>>76840948
the eminems

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leaf invasion

*poos on your poo to establish dominance*
Alri

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>>76840982

>>76841007
thank them for my enrichment

>>76841007
h-hey! get in line you f-fuckin niggers!

>>76841007
you'd be among them, right shitskin?

>>76840995
Weren't they offered houses outside of london

If you don't like your house, just burn it down and get a new one. Don't like that one? Burn it down until you're in one you like.

>>76841007
wait patiently behind them

Gf is being a miserable, lazy, grumpy, shitty cunt lately and I really want to just drop her, however:
>going on holiday with her in a month and it's all booked up
>I really like her parents and the rest of her family and would feel very sad and guilty if I dumped her.
>Her parents live in Germany and have a cottage in Finland and I can go to either place for a free holiday whenever I like - you don't get benefits like this with a bog standard gf

>>76841054
No, they were 10 minute away on the tube

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>>76840915

Well, one is not in and it's clear that both of my eyes have the same sight from covering my eye. Must have fell out, as one eye would have better vision surely but they're both blurred. Doesn't hurt enough for it to have folded into my eye or something

What's worse is my mummy is on holiday too, so she can't even help me. Going to go blind alone while mummy is away sailing a boat, fuming

>>76841007
surreptitiously tut and shake my head, while subvocalising "fucking niggers"

>>76841065
c*ck

>>76840995
>>76841057
stop being mean

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>shitskin

>>76841043
>line
foy

>>76841067
You're not shagging her enough

>>76841067
font

any niggers in

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>subvocalising

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>subvocalising

always spoken against virgin sex but I feel like taking a gally's virginity again

if you have hair on your nipples you're a subhuman

>>76841054
>>76841072
And even if they were outside London, you're getting a free flat. Stop being ungrateful.

If they'd had insurance they could have gotten a pay out and picked where they wanted to live, but as it is they're complaining that the charity and generosity isn't enough.

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>the german trying to bait people into saying something racist/illegal

>her has the virgin eyes
literally HOWLING that your most vital organ needs a lens, evolutionary failures desu

>>76841118
>>76841126
good posts

Don't understand why they didn't have renter's insurance. Should realize how lucky they are that they are being offered literal free homes. If that happened here you'd end up on the street.

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Africa calls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhMzoGfjupk

>>76841127
noncehunters on their way as we speak

>>76841127
font

>>76841167
>This video contains content from [Merlin] PIAS, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

oh FUCK off

>>76841007
"Oi! What are you doing? I was here first, get to the back of the line."

*get ignored/laughed at*

"Animals."

*prepare for a fight*

eating just rice for dinner what am i like

>>76841148
nah i'm genuinely wondering what people would do

i saw two turk men in a car yesterday who had driven halfway into an intersection even though they had to yield, and they were making wild angry gestures at all the other cars

wonder what i would have done if i'd been one of the other cars

>>76840931
so the media just plonked in pictures of the interiors of luxury apartments despite that not being where the grenfall people were actually going? lol

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/21/grenfell-tower-families-to-be-given-68-flats-in-luxury-apartment-complex

>>76841140
How are they supposed to go to their schools and workplaces if they're outside of London

>>76840948
still fit

>>76841187
very redditesque post

>>76841202

oriental bastard

"her has"

>>76840948
love my lesbian aunts!

>>76841207
i mean the flats were on the same estate but the interiors were likely a lot more modest (still really good though)

>>76841239
grim

>>76841210
Trains

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thoughts on barbara palvin

>>76840906
BTFO. Well done, lad. Cheeky frogcunt had it coming.

cannot stop farting, it's getting a bit ridiculoussssss aaahhhhhhh

>>76841207
>prices start at £1.6m

ahaha literally what the fuck??

>>76841257
What if they can't afford the train fares

>>76841210
Plenty of normal people manage to commute every day.

>>76841273
prefer not to say

hi everybody, Stefan Molymeme here

>>76841278
arab and russians ruined london

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>>76841207
pretty much.

in addition to the luxury ones, there was to be 'affordable' versions for non-rich people.

which is where the grenfell survivors were meant to go, but they all have bad cases of GIBSMEDAT.

>>76841273
forces my hand

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>>76841067
last time i went with my spanish gf to indonesia. things were not going well and i really felt like dropping her.

when we were there, she wanted to have sex so i told her a mosquito had bitten my penis so i couldn't have sex. we spent the most awkward 10 days. they we came back to europe and i dropped her 2 days after.

kinda regret being such a dick desu. she deserved more

FUCK THIS

>>76841280
Well i don't fucking know mate. Incase these foreign cunts haven't noticed, were in the middle of a housing crisis, do they expect us to kick people out of their flats to make room for them? Ungrateful bastards should be thankful they're alive, well fed and warm

Evening Comrades! At what time does the /brit/ raid commence?

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>>76841273
Gross and unnatural looking, but I like Jewfu's titties so that makes me a hypocrite.

>>76841323
I thought they were staying in hotels paid by the council

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>>76841300
>that pic

>>76841351
disgusting

>>76841323
the alt-left unironically believes that there are enough flats for everyone if we just seize them from the evil rich people

>>76841284
>normal people
RACIST

>>76841323
stop being mean

FRANCE NEEDS TO TAKE OVER BELGIUM AGAIN I CARE ABOUT THIS FOR SOME REASON

just filtered el salvador
dirty little shitskin

would literally burn down my entire apartment complex tomorrow if it meant i could move into a 2 million dollar flat in new york city

how long would you expect to hear back from a job interview for a pub

>>76841343
Meant to post this in the discord please ignore

What are some good prole words I should add to my vocabulary to seem more pretentious

Things like 'kitsch'

>joe rogan's podcast is just his character from a 90s sitcom

hmm makes you think

>>76841374
rude

>>76841379
a week maybe two

>>76841351
>Jewfu
cringe

>>76841357
They are yeah but they can't stay there forever, it's too expensive
>>76841363
Fuck rich people but they're honestly taking the piss. Free flats in London? Are they fucking mad?
>>76841371
No

>>76841389
*pulls mic closer*

>>76841388
subvocalising

>>76841348
choon

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>>76840648

How does food sometimes go down the wrong way and end up in your nose?

why is /brit/ so fast nowadays? the number of posters has stayed about the same

Any gynecomastia man in??

Need to move to London. Want to be within half an hour public transport to Westminster. Any lads know anywhere good?

Can't digest kebabs anymore, can still feel them in me 24 hours after. Is it a getting older thing?

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>>76841280
burn down trains until you get a free one.

>>76841430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7v8DAbIOx0

>alt-left
what did he mean by this?

>>76841389
>his character from a 90s sitcom
pull that up, Jamie

>>76841453
Westminster

>>76841434
2 holes

>>76841453
FOB

>>76841317
>when we were there, she wanted to have sex so i told her a mosquito had bitten my penis so i couldn't have sex

are you bent?

>>76841465
corbyn/sanders/melenchon/etc supporters

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>>76841358

>>76841465
don't bother trying to make sense of the so-called german
he's a tragically confused person

>>76841389
Gorillas will tear you apart

>>76841455
rorke tier digestive system

>>76841481
I'm not a billionaire, that's why I'm asking

'Tis a fine day and I may hit the public house for a pint or ten, chat absolute shite with the old pintmen and eat tayto cheese and onion

Thoughts on the matter?

>>76841499
also funny but at least it's their own culture

>>76841532
prefer not to say

>>76841527
excellent post

>>76841486
Literally just socdems

>>76841509
dude have you ever been slapped on the back by a baby chimp? THOSE THINGS ARE PURE MUSCLE

>coming home
>go for a piss in the train station
>gay graffitti advertising sex and scrawled phone number

why do benders do this in 2017 when there is the internet?

>>76841482
She was too sexual and I'm a bit autistic.

>>76841527
that bird in the bottom right
could swear i've seen her before

NEED A $2,000,000 FLAT IN NYC NOW

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>she was too sexual

why do english people identify with the angles and the saxons but hate the normans and the vikings
i mean morally speaking they're all invaders from the point of view of the britons

>>76841569
nah socdems are non-populist lefties

>>76841594
Have you tried burning down your current flat

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>>76841588
screeching

>>76841577
its a funny joke to write your straight friend's number and pretend hes gay

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>>76841550

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>>76841625

>>76841620
Corbyn is a centrist socdem

>>76841577
always assumed its people playing a joke on their mates

>>76841658
corbynite lies

>>76841532
tayto cheese and onion make me gag, hunky dory buffalo are GOAT

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>>76841644
Took me a second to get my head round this one

>>76841527
>angloland
you mean london?

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>>76841649
>vowels - why?

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>>76841527

>>76841670
t. Right wing blairite

>>76841577
homeless benders need bumming too

>>76841672
My suggestion: eat some concrete and HARDEN THE FUCK UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjIPzyVlK60

post early 1990s rave tunes

>>76841620
what do you consider social democrats? The Libdems?

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>>76841577
Never realised /brit/ was quite this autistic

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>you will never live in british hong kong in the 80s
>you will never join the triads and pressure local noodle vendors for 'protection money'
>you will never get into fights while wearing puffy red vests and chinese track pants
>you will never own a beautiful home in victoria peak overlooking the hong kong skyline at night
>you will never ship out thousands of containers worth of counterfeit goods and stolen cars to the world over

Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX2tBmHRD-I

>>76841721
>you will never live in british hong kong in the 80s
my dad did for work (because of ayy fucken thatcher) and said it was shit

>>76841714
Blair/Brown-era labour

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtXeOBnRtY

post english tunes lads

>>76841741
very interesting

*walks away uninterested*

>>76841721
Pretty sure Hong Kong didn't build the majority of those huge sky scrapers til after they were handed back.

>>76841741
fucking lol

>>76840948
if you ever wonder why i dont like white women that picture explains it, zero femininity

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>this thread

>>76841776
fuck off leftypol twat
no one gives a shit that your one true socialism hasn't been tried

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SasUGBfRkn4

STOP POSTING THAT STUPID FROG

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>>76841768
Okay, but it still looked really cozy

hahahahahahahaha how the fuck is a housing crisis real hahahaha nigga just build more houses like nigga rent an apartment haha

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>>76841694
>pronounced 'Dundee'

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Hows /blackgf2017/ coming along? Matched with two buxom bottomed Nigerian specimens on the 'der and will be meeting them for a breeding session

wish I'd asked the Hong Kong lad in my Munich hostel room more questions about his thoughts on British rule
he mentioned he had a British passport but didn't really press him much

>too hot to wank
>did it anyway

drenched in sweat

>>76841838
But MUH GREEN FIELDS

>>76841806
this one is absolute kino

>>76841841
it's pronounced din du

>>76841841
are you the ABU slovak

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>>76841796

>>76841838
hmm okay
*builds lots of shitty tiny new build houses on former brown land*
*sells them for at least £160,000*
ahhh yes
much better

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>>76841721
>I will never go undercover in the Triads and befriend you in order to get closer to the boss and cry when someone suspects a rat and you're executed instead of me

>>76841847
All the HKers in Vancouver I know seemed to like the British reign and now suspect that PRC is trying to move the economic heart to Shanghai. They're a biased sample as many of them come from families which fled Hong Kong during the transition.

Thanks for that by the way, turning Vancouver into a Chinese city.

kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ

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>>76841807

>>76841883
just build more houses you dumbfucks

>>76841872
>those faces on the bottom
top troll

>>76841864
l2welsh yank
>>76841869
not sure what that means so probably not

>>76841894
>Thanks for that by the way, turning Vancouver into a Chinese city.
you're welcome

just finished rewatching Forrest Gump, I'm in bits. haven't had a good weep in years but I've been crying rivers the past hour

feel like such a softy bender jfc

Socialism? No thanks!

Too many greedy house fire victims

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>>76841907
not so fast

>>76841899
>Irishman enters /brit/

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>>76841947
consider suicide lad9

>>76841967
what part of "just build more houses" don't you understand?

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>>76841993

business idea: scrap green belts, but give everyone a decently sized garden

>>76841872
Screaming at this

>>76841904
DAMNIT Jafar!

NEW

>>76841959
>>76841959

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>>76842011
why don't the grenfell lot and learn from Spongebob and get new houses through jihad?

>>76841971
yodeling

>>76841923
>>76841935
>>76841951
>>76841977
>>76841993
>>76842011
>>76842020
>>76842046
loving these, moar

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Why can't brits have any empathy

FUCK THIS GENERAL