/brit/

Awful edition

really like pasties and want one now

>>76834124
nonce

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Big King edition

good edition

ah yes yanks going to start screaming about cornish independence now
big fan of this gimmick

>>76834124
fuk u weebus

Anyone that watches anime should be on a watchlist

>>76834099
assuming the others rorkes

i've been here since the start and didn't come from reddit but always been a centre left

>>76834153
get yourself down to greggs son

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me irl

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anime is a blessing

>>76834160
genuinely believe they view the rest of the world as a TV show, they just want their favourite characters in everything (why don't you just make Nigel Farage your PM?) and to watch drama

>>76834124
fuck off nonce
>>76834165
>>76834165
>>76834165

WE'RE ALL IN HERE

>>76834180
got called a racist last time

>>76834213
seems very accurate

China is a fucking meme, their economy is a meme and their military is a fucking MEME! Its all one big bubble waiting to burst and just like countless times in Chinese history the bloodthirsty little yellow savages will kill eachother en masse. They are constructing fucking cities with no one living there!

>>76834214
fuck off retard. 4chan is an anime website

>>76834124
kys nonce

>>76834179
was a joke la
I don't think anyone here cares about politics as much as this yank fuckwit believes

Oo ahh up the RA

>>76834213
Kek

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>assuming the others rorkes
>i've been here since the start and didn't come from reddit but always been a centre left

>>76834225
Sad!

>>76834225
many such cases. SAD!

howling at that republican yank congressman (king) who publically endorsed the IRA. Imagine giving up on your anti-socialist values just for muh heritage.

how do I start handling my household budget like a national economy?

>new is a shit edition
>fight it by spamming another shit edition
will never understand this

>>76834170
DUDE JUXTAPOSITION LMAO

>>76834251
Umm fuck off sweaty the IRA arent socialist?

good night irish pride

>>76834248
it's important to expose yourself to the enemy to in turn find their weaknesses

>>76834271
literally are

One hour until I know

>>76834214
hate anime but cba with thread splitters
'ck off

Starting my fast stream job in Whitehall in October lads

Don't know what to do until then

>>76834253
give 40% of your yearly earnings to your neighbours
let 5 african migrants into your house for free and pay for all their food and clothing
spend the rest of your money fortifying your house with the saltest top grade security measures with no imminent threat of invasion

>>76834251
the ira aren't socialist though

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questions lad
anyone ken a good milsurp shop in the west of scotland?
and what kind of dog is this it's so cute

>>76834253
stop giving 350 pounds to your mong neighbours every week

>>76834285
I actually live on the border and know countless lads in their sixties who were in it back in the day. They wouldnt have a clue about socialism or any such nonsense and just hate the British and want a united Ireland. Leave socialism for the Sinn Fein traitors.

the ira are socialist

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>>76834170
might drop her
she keeps regurgitating the redpill

>tfw to depressed to feel happy
fuck this gay brain

>>76834273
what the H*CK is he holding?

>>76834317
yeah and every single one of them is a Sinn Fein voter

>IF U WANT TO SAY SOMTHING THEN SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD AND OWN WHAT YOU SAY
>but you've used nothing but "anonymous sources" since Trump got elected
>THIS IS ABSURD. ANON SOURCES ARE A PILLAR OF FACT-FINDING
>so why cant that reddit kid do his fact-finding anonymously
>BS. THIS IS ALL NONSENSE

CNN is being absolutely HEEMED by random teenagers on twitter lmao

>>76834332
cheese and onion pasty

>>76834323
>might drop her
oh what a loss! (for her that is)
*sniggers at your lack of self awareness)

pilau rice topped with a poached egg for lunch lads

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top drudge link
ruh oh

>>76834348
Had a ham sandwich

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>>76834253

get into debt by trillions

feeling a bit sad lads
better quit my job and take bottle after bottle of mind-altering drugs haha #depression #mentallyill

>>76834285
Provos aren't socialist and the original IRA were proto-fascist.

>>76834347
might drop you and all with a meaty right hook

>>76834300
literally foy

>>76834364
don't see an issue with using depression medication

don't see the big deal if someone doxxed me I'd just clart them

>>76834380
might slap you with my sweaty fat cock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvnyBCjPtmU

who was in the wrong here?

filthy globalist jew "comedian" jon lebowitz or proud libertation patriot tucker carlson?

>Hong Kong Mong is an anime nonce
always knew something was off about him

>>76834385
the ira aren't socialist

>>76834406
I bet I could doxx you and you wouldn't do anything about it

>>76834424
don't care fuck off

>>76834434
Bet you could dox me and id spark you right out

>>76834408
don’t care fuck off

>>76834438
you clearly do because you're still replying

>>76834392
well yeah, of course, why wouldn't you take the magic happy pill?
no point in solving the actual problems in your life, is there?

>>76834449
good post

ridiculous

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>the ira aren't socialist
>my great grandfather thirty six times removed who once slept at a bed n breakfast in cork said so

>>76834434
go on then

What fucking age is Moggs? Is he just some 45 year old virgin LARPing as a Victorian Englishman?

>>76834476
Give us an excuse sunshine

might make a Chad account on tinder and out anime as my interests

checked up on the american ex-colleague on facebook

she's like a proper two times heavier now than she was when I first met her

>>76834454
Anti-depressants and therapy worked for me.
I want to kill myself now due to unrelated things outside my control.

>>76834482
he has kids

>>76834502
you can have kids and still be a virgin.

>>76834482
he's a low grade history teacher who would have been bullied by his class but got to avoid that life because his dad was an MP

>>76834454
>implying anti-depressants don't allow people to solve problems they otherwise wouldn't have the willpower to solve

>>76834482
he has a proper apple farm in somerset and everything

>>76834528
go on then

Yekshemesh

>>76834454
>chemically unbalanced brain
>"just be yourself"

>>76834558
niiiice

i like!

>>76834528
>>76834566
no dude like... depression isn't a real thing... just takes a little willpower dude X)

just took my SSRI's
sudden desire to support Israel

>>76834566
what unbalanced it?

>>76834566
>being a bit sad
>benefits-worthy condition

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>>76834566
DEPRUSSHION DUS NOT EGGSIST

who should i subscribe to for my 4chan feed?

>>76834538
It's called an orchard hunni not an 'apple farm' x

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why do autists always speak in RP?
is not picking up accents part of their problem?

>>76834588
FUCK OFF

ARRRGH

Paul Joseph Watson is a virgin

>>76834558
maai waaiif

summer /brit/ done quick 2017

>>76834630
you farm apples in it don't you? thicko

>>76834631
what

>>76834647
i'd really prefer if you'd be quiet now

>>76834566
>laugh
>release endorphins
>chemical imbalanced brain
>guess im depressed

>>76834647
*sniffs your chair*
just dropped something lad

need irish boipucci for my bbc

>>76834637
imagine my shock

good morning

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>>76834510

>>76834647
"fuck off"

wow, this is a pixel perfect shitpost

>>76834637
virginity in the gay community is tad different

>>76834701
brainlet

>>76834637
he fucked laci green

>Chemically imbalanced brain

Nice meme issue! Go back to ridiculing the spastics on tumblr who claim to have PTSD..

>>76834664
best thing to ever happen at any of the events

>>76834670
the state of the runts who defended him after he did that live

>>76834631
Autiss don't learn from interacting with others (because they're fucking autists that can't socially interact properly), they learn from watching TV. Which is why so many autists have American accents too.

>>76834717
he was picking something up from under the chair

>>76834510
you need to start asking questions, Joseph

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htqvyUgnGCI
onii chan

>>76834699
alri

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>In office
>at almost crashes into me coming out of kitchen
>she says "oops almost knocked you out"
> say "that'd be nice"
> shes looks at me weird
> walk silently back to our desks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trunh3K5Lc4

bit of elvis

>>76834721
ahh fuc off no fucking way

fondling the gfs golgi body

>>76834724
that was a cover you utter melt

>>76834713
doubt it considering he's a bender

>>76834738
lmao

>>76834738
who crashes into you

>>76834748
nah look at the full vid. the girl said it herself on twitter

making some eggy bread

>>76834759
at

>>76834726
fucking terrible

Look at this failed proxyfag le epic nippon thread

>>76830511

>>76834760
she probably felt bad

he definitely copped a whiff

>>76834744
Just realised why you sound like a yank?

>>76834759

A qt girl I'm a dumb phoneposter

*stands up from my chair, turns 180 degrees and gets on my hands and knees to pick something up*

imagine being such a brainlet you actually think depression doesn't exist

>>76834726
cringe

>>76834782
a lil bit

>>76834771
>1988 likes
>10 dislikes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYAuR5bkIlQ

love the aftertaste of 'fee wish i could experience it forever

>>76834776
who wouldnt phwoar

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>>76834721
some guy I knew used to quote spongebob all the time up to age 16 it really fucked me off
he wasn't even doing it as a reference it was just part of his vocabulary

>>76834774
i wont look

>>76834796
exemplary post

how can girls claim to have mental illnesses when they're always so bright and bubbly

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>wa la

>>76834796
lol

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a stranger just walked into my house, looked around, saw me and then left

somehow scored a date with this fit af spanish bird lads. don't know what's going on. bit suspicious tbph

Did a cry today lads.

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*drops something by your bike*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxh5Mr_UzwQ

>>76834744
>>76834811
You notice this stuff with kids a lot these days too. They spend so much time on the internet that old pop culture stuff just bleeds into their minds and they start to parrot it without realising it. My cousin was doing the "CHI CHI CHI CHI HA HA HA HA" from Friday the 13th without even knowing that Friday the 13th was a movie. Shit's scary.

need to get something signed by a person of professional standing in the community. who the fuck would that be?

>>76834866
Why?

just sent through an application to live in shared housing (again)
left last year because it kinda sucked but now I have to go back there so just gotta hope I'm with nice people I guess :~)

>>76834877
keith

>>76834866
>>76834886
Fuck off you pair of poofs

>>76834877
Your GP if worst comes to worst.

You don't know anyone with a public sector job?

>>76834877
your priest

>>76834877
Theresa May

95
potatonigger

>>76834877
Janny

business idea: create a perfume that smells like arse and market it to seat sniffers

14
Uncles kneecaps = BTFO xD

>>76834886
Because what my life should be like if I wasn't an autist.

hurt myself today

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Mum got a juicer recently and is forcing me to drink carrot juice
those are ice cubes

>>76834877
Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith

>>76834914
>>76834926

hut hut hut

>>76834938
i think i know who you are

>>76834932
to see if you still feel?

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>>76834923
where do aussies come up with this shit? s0 fricking random n whacky xD

>>76834946
highly doubt it but go on

Lads

I really like whisky

But I feel like a fedora tipper for loving it

>>76834955
love this post

>>76834963
not really

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>>76834963

>>76834963
child

>>76834959
Dont you know that Yanks live in collectivised corporate concentration camps? Examples are Los Angeles or New York.

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>Lads

>I really like whisky

>>76834959
you're def a village pariah

aussies btfo

>>76834874
sounds like all those wide-ranging pop culture references christian chandler used to make
he had no idea where they were from, he picked them up from family guy and south park mostly

>>76834980
Not even an alcoholic

I like the taste of single malts

>>76834955
aussies are objectively the most creative and innovative nation

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>Lads
>I really like whisky
>But I feel like a fedora tipper for loving it

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Sure sure stay home with these nice girls!

>>76834959
I have to adjust how precise I say where I'm from depending on how well I expect the person I'm telling knows England
it can range from anything from Sawtry to Peterborough to "near Cambridge"

call me gay but i

CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR_R1kt4V54

>>76834999
Yeah, seems like it bleeds into autist minds their whole lives but normal kids grow out of it eventually.

As far as I am concerned I got 1 (you) for that post as I shan't be acknowledging JF posters

To those that don't have girlfriends. Do you think if you had a girlfriend you would be motivated to stop being lazy ?

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>>76834910

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>>76834361
Having a bacon and cheese panini

Lads im getting very worried for a friend as he is delving much deeper into the drug trade. If im around him its all about fucking drugs and im sick of it, hes gone down a bad route. WHat do?

>>76834963
name 5 whiskies

>>76835038
As a long term singleton with a former gf, no

>>76834959
twin peaks has a population of 5000 not 50000 like the sign says

>>76834877
The Shinners will sign anything you ask them to sign desu. Don't even vote for them lmao

>>76835010
doxed

Imagine having to walk around with tumorous sacks of fat on your chest your whole life while bleeding from your genitals every month

just insane

What's in your bellies lads? What have you eaten + drank since your last poo? Me:

pot of coffee
2 bird's eye frozen pancakes (with lime juice, honey + whipped cream)
chicken salad (chicken strips fried in garlic +rosemary with sliced mushroom + peppers, salad, green olives)
can of cream soda
bowl of instant noodles (indomie mi goreng)

Beat that!

>>76835043
Report him to the imam

>>76835038
would probably become more lazy

>>76835043
drugs

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>>76835039

>>76835060
fat cunt

>>76835060
tubby

>>76835043
send him to the police, simple as

>>76834959
Identify more with the district I live in than the city I live in.

>>76835049
that makes more sense actually . haven't seen it deleting my post out of embarrassment

>>76835052
>The Shinners

Had to look that up http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/3596371/The-Shinners-have-been-housecleaning-again.html

>>76835038
I know so, I broke up with a girl three months ago and got in a really bad depression. Was unmotivated to do absolutely anything but lay in bed.

>>76835038
nah

Just got my first ever contact lenses, very strange feeling desu x

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>>76835045
Bowmore
Lagavulin
Glengoyne
Laphroaig
Bunnahabhain

Pic related is my current collection

>>76835065
>>76835073
>>76835083
meme answers aha thanks for the help, can always rely on the lads down in /brit/

>>76835104

you were meant to die in the wild cos your eyesight was shit and you couldn't hunt or see well
only the marvels of modern medicine have made you normal
thoughts

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>>76835074

>>76835131
dont care

>>76835104
https://streamable.com/gbv4q

>>76835043
ring the ra and let them know there's some kneecaps need doing


unironically though, get a girl to talk to him about it. had a mate like that and he went off drugs for an entire year because a girl asked him to

>>76835096
that's the ones. Not sure why but ex-IRA members are considered "persons of professional standing in the comuinity" in NI lmao

>>76835096
IRA are deffo the baddies 2bh lads

hijabi girl at the call centre I worked at still has the biggest arse I've ever seen

It wasn't as much fat as it was extremely wide to the point of ridiculousness

>>76835108
FOB

>>76835123
desu i think the only thing you really can do is talk to him about it

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>>76835136

>>76835131
shortsighted people are fine
farsighted people can see underwater

If you're wondering why the general is so nice and comfy right now it's because yanks and canadians are sleeping

>>76835165
Only the Lagavulin was over £50

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Just showed some pigs what for

>>76835131
lads with shit eye sight could have stayed home and knitted tunics or made spears or built more huts
loads of shit to do for a defective caveman

>>76835164
didn't know poley was working in the netherlands

>>76835164
pics

>>76835164
like big arses but dislike girls with hips at right angles.

>>76835136
like this one the most desu

go on konta x

>>76835151
The thing is, he hasnt took a drug beyond alcohol in his life. Hasnt even smoked. Hes starting to get more involved in it for another reason, a financial incentive. Where I am living he will get badly hurt at some stage for this and im worried about him because hes a stubborn cunt and too lazy to go pick up good honest work like a trade. Hes been my best mate since no age and im really worried for him, he wants to associate himself with scum and act like scum full time now.

>>76835186
>tfw qt trap caveman bf

>>76835183
hate police desu arrogant entitled cave men

>>76835108
You are 100% a fedora tipper

i call every jap on here mike the english teacher

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>You are 100% a fedora tipper

>>76835228
>>76835214
dumb cave man posters

>>76835194
YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY

>>76835191
i wish

>>76835213
So he's an actual dealer? Unironically let the ra know. Knew a lad in school who got into it and now he shoves coke up his arse to get into festivals and got outed by the ra recently and warned to stop dealing or get kneecapped lmao

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>>76835214
Don't think they had em back then

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>tfw long-sighted
>have to wear milk-bottle mr magoo glasses

hate when girls ask really faff open-ended questions

>>76835257
ol let me try them on bro

>>76835235
Don't even own one

I just like the drink

>>76835277
example

>>76835183
wish i could be a police vampire hunter

>>76835277
how so?

>>76835277
what you thinking about?

Let me entertain someone

>>76835108
nice

>>76835177
FOBT

>>76835254
Bad idea, I dont want him getting fucking shot, a beating would do him good however. The peculiar thing is he comes from a staunch Republican family and they have just turned a blind eye to him. I really dont know what to do, hes the only mate who is really ever there for me and that I can confide in for anything, hes been there forever.

>>76835277
May we have an example, please?

>>76835287
>>76835284
dumb example posters

>>76835104
how are they lad? always put off by stories of them sticking to people's eyes and ripping off their eye lenses when being removed

>>76835292
fuck off Robbie

>>76835306
ouch

>>76835213
Put the wind up him by telling him that some rival drug dealers, and the IRA, and the police are all after him and he should lay low.

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hmm yes perhaps if we allocate the partially sighted cavemen to construction and knitting, we can improve overall productivity by 40%

>>76835284
>>76835287
>>76835291
>>76835300
lass just asked me what i think the difference between friendship and love is, like ffs petal i don't fucking know

>>76835299
The ra don't do beatings anymore. It doesn't do the job. Being shot does though. Tell his da he's a dealer. If his da doesn't care, then just stop associating with him before you get yourself 'capped.

>>76835312
wahey

>>76835319
lol
you have no thoughts on that?

donald trump is a shithead

drumpf fart bog shart is not my president

>>76835131
it's the plot of my novel that because weaker people are able to survive and reproduce in the future everyone will be born a cripple

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-borough-child-deaths-redbridge-parents-related-cousins-pakistani-families-council-report-a7741146.html?amp
fucking state of london

>>76835318
or just bash their skull in and leave them in a bog to save precious resources

>>76835346
>weaker people are able to survive and reproduce in the future
how'd you figure

>>76835319
thicko

NEED
3 italian cat videos
5 politics videos I won't even click
2 choons
and a nonce hunter video

>>76835318

what's a caveman deano name

>>76835319
friendship is stronger than love, develops over time and runs deeper.

romantic love is instinctual shite just to make us shag

paternal love is the strongest form of bond known to man

>>76835131

eyesight aint even that bad mate

>>76835149

different material aint it, cheap market shit, she deserves it. mine was specsavers x

>>76835306

they're alright but still getting used to it x

Wish I had some fucking normal friends not friends who will end up in a prison cell or with a bullet in their kneecaps FFS

>>76835361
contact lenses

>>76835361
it's literally a thing
more women these days have narrow hips because they literally wouldn't be able to reproduce without medical assistance

>>76835332
sure i do lad but i just can't be fucking arsed penning them out, feels like work
i always get like this when someone asks something open-ended, i'm just a shit conversationalist

>>76835380
Dino

>>76835376
why not all nonce hunter videos
love em
especially when they get violent/the public starts kicking the nonces shit in

>>76835376
your 'tube reccs?

>>76835319

she wanted your friendship

>>76835405
woah

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>>76835335
>>76835345

>>76835376
happen to have a choon on the go right now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfTTeZOrs4

>>76835405
well done

>>76835319
FONT

>>76835390
have you tried telling him to stop? if he doesn't, he's not your mate

>>76835405
wobbling in my chair

>>76835428

a e s t h e t i c

>>76835437
Yeah but I have not sat him down all dramatic like. He thinks the drugdealing lifestyle is a glamorous one and not a scummy one, ive mentioned it many times saying he shouldnt be doing that shit and he just laughs it off.

>>76835376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KFAjKwLuBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jufaYkxQtC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VcJHae4LVU

Slowly migrate to >>76835453

>>76835459
tell him about that lad i know who shoves coke up his arse to make money and is now on the run from the ra. just claim it's someone you heard about or something.

>>76835405
slapping and giggling

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>>76835405

Any advice (like a pub suggestion) would be appreciated.

>>76836709