/brit/

having a snifter

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kettle just boiled

gained 4 pounds

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>>76829555

microwave just binged

got mugged for last 4 pounds

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wobbly sausage

gave a man 4 british beatings

oven just beeped

carbon monoxide alarm is going off

>>/tv/84634848
where're all in here lids

bit quiet out

toaster just popped

>>>/tv/84634848
doopin' hell what's wrong with me today

poo just plopped

RFID implant just activated

The redpill is the embodiment of everything our gynocentric culture seeks to destroy. It represents sexual strategy that seeks to level the playing field in a rigged game, and knowledge on how to better yourself and become the best man you can be in a rapidly deteriorating society. We are smart, confident, educated men who actively take steps to optimize our lives. We don't play by the rules. (I love making people uncomfortable with that shit.)

almonds just activated

business idea: phone app that posts your battery status to /cum/ every time it goes up or down a percentage.

Will require a 4chan pass.

dad just hung himself in his room

kate would definitely be with will if he wasn't a prince

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>>76829656
fuck off don't care

>>76829698
my dad did that so please don't joke about it, k hun?

snorted a lot of MSG last night

>>76829698
>hung

>>76829737
good

want to go back to action films before everything was just fucking shitty cliche superhero shit

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>good

>1463257280272.jpg

>frog picture

>>76829781
take it to bri/tv/

>>76829781
Nothing seems to be as timeless as the original Die Hard, Terminator etc. era. Might just be nostalgia but can't think of any recent movies that I'm happy to watch several times just because I haven't seen it in a while.

>>76829759
you know exactly what he means so it isn't wrong

>>76829825
it is a bit tho init

>>76829825
just makes you seem like an idiot. but if you're cool with that then apologies for trying to educate you.

me on the way to work

https://streamable.com/01isn

need a well hanged black man to fuck my boipucci

>>76829834
>>76829843
the point of language is to be understood
when someone says
>my dad just hung himself in his room
you know exactly what they're saying, even if the words might not be 100% correct

hello

i am here

Negronicus was the most famous black Roman

>>76829860
just makes you seem like an idiot. but if you're cool with that then apologies for trying to educate you

>>76829877
this isn't an argument

mite jussed staat typen howeva eye wandt becuz u no wat i em sayen

>>76829860
I wouldn't have called him on it, but I'd certainly call someone on saying it's correct if it isn't.

>>76829896
probably because im not arguing anything.

>>76829865
alri

>>76829865
>black Roman

lol just say Roman in future sweetie :) saves time x

>>76829903
what?

>>76829903
thought this was finnish for a secoond

>>76829869
Think you replied to the wrong post mate

>>76829905
I'm not saying it's correct, I'm just saying that it's not entirely incorrect since you can tell what's being said

>>76829903
looks dutch

said alri twice and nobody replied

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Will this work for retrieving data from my old hard drives or am I gonna have to be connecting it to the mobo to power it

>>76829945
alri

>>76829941
Grammatically speaking it is incorrect and that's not open to interpretation. If we followed your rule of 'well as long as it can be understood' we'd all end up typing like those spastic Scots.

Are you supposed to wash your hands after taking a piss

>>76829966
don't fucking care

Seeping into some runt's room lads

>>76829978
i dont after doing a poo most of the time.

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>look up pics of the Venezuela protests
>this is one of the first pics

Fuggggg dat body

>>76829966
>Sata to USB
never used one, see if there's anything about it on Youtube.

>>76829976
ah so you're a grammar nazi as well as a normal nazi
very impressive thailad

>>76829972
you're supposed to piss ON your hands - it sterilises them

>>76829987
that's disgusting

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>Will this work for retrieving data from my old hard drives or am I gonna have to be connecting it to the mobo to power it

>>76829997
>skinny
>big tits

how do they do it?

>>76830004
why? i dont get poo on my hands

>>76829997
wew

>>76829997
having no food is bad they said

>>76830019
By being good Christians loyal to God tbqhwy

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>>76829997
how can one nation be so qt

>>76830000
I'm not any kind of nazi, again, don't give a shit. You saying something is correct doesn't make it so.

have to use sun cream it's disgusting

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might indulge in a morning spliff

>>76830053
you can have that one mate she rotten psml

>>76830055
>You saying something is correct doesn't make it so.
I didn't say it was correct you buffoon.
I said:
>you know exactly what he means so it isn't wrong

isn't wrong != is correct

>>76830000
What a waste. Kill yourself

why is this dunce defending his ignorance so vehemently?

>>76830090
perhaps you should find the correct definition of correct

thunderstorms tomorrow... heheeeee!!!!! hahahaha POO bum

>>76830110
He prefers the not wrong definition

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dance my puppets

t. guy who said "hung"

>>76830109
I think he just wants lots of (You)s and /brit/ are retarded enough to give him them

>>76830090
It's amusing that you'd throw syntax into this since you've very fast and loose with correctness.

absolute state of this country, need to be 25 to buy alcohol when it's only 21 in the states

>>76830155
fuck off

>>76830155
ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, no you don't?????

>>76830155
loved this bait
have a (You) on the house

>>76830155
sorry I'm already being baited at the moment.

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post your mummyfus

>>76830155
no thanks I'm full!

still high from last night

>>76830221
did you sleep on the roof?

>>76830249
>>76830249
>>76830249
>>76830249

just hanged a picture up on my wall

just voted for a hanged parliament

Dude, I'm hanged like a horse

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>>76830203

i'm so hangedover

>>76830263
>>76830273
>>76830279
Rasheed et al.

fucking hell I just want a normal gf who doesn't have random days where she's pissed off, grumpy and just horrible to be around for no reason

just bit my tanged

>>76830310
haha good luck

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Ha! The Scots

>>76830310
so you want a bf

>>76830310
FONT

>>76830330
lmao scots are totally epic

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>>76830310
>breaking the no talkie rule

>>76830330
aw yer da sews avon ya we bawba a cannae be arsed wi ya wee bairn

>>76830203
most obvious mummyfu there is terrible taste

>>76830310
so you want a bf?

>>76830310
just make yourself a bender

HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT when the first picture of a girl's profile on tinder makes her look pretty good but then you go through the other pics and she's a blubber monster abusing camera angles

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a honour
a apple
an banana
an unicorn

I swipe left on all giganormies on Tinder. Don't want to have anything to do with some thick normie drone who's only photos are of them in nightclubs, even if they're really fit.

>>76830310
>>76830380
notice the pattern between long attention seeking posts and boring people

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>I swipe left on all giganormies on Tinder. Don't want to have anything to do with some thick normie drone who's only photos are of them in nightclubs, even if they're really fit.

>>76830422
methinks I've rattled your cage

>>76830310
find one with a willy then lad

>>76830229
no :( x

ah yes, let just download this app that lets me arrange good social times with strangers aaand...
what the fuck, all their pictures are of them having a good social time

>>76830422
an 'once

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dags3mDT44

tune lads

>>76830441
Don't flatter yourself lad I'm on a brand new tangent now.

>>76830423
you can wank to fit porn girls anytime
not worth the hassle of dating one until she inevitably gets bored and breaks if off with you in an ugly way

>Synthwave

*doffs cap*

hate you all
fuck off

imagine actually living in europe haha would probably kill myself

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/sex-procreation-hank-greely-stanford-professor-prediction-humans-no-longer-reproduce-a7821676.html

just hang in there for 30 more years lads
our progeny may be possible after all

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>loves to travel!
>love dogs!
>love to drink!
>tories swipe left!
>here for a good time not a long time!

>>76830538
>love to drink
Dropped

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>Loves [basic thing literally everyone enjoys]
>hobbies include: watching tv, video games, social media
>love to drink
>Bisexual ;^)

>the right is the new counter culture, the ctr-left are usefull idiots for the (((globalists)))
>one G20 protest later
>wtf we need the government to step and round up the people protesting globalisation. civil liberties are a liability for our freedom

Creasing

seems it's porridge tonight liddos

>>76830538
simple as

radical centrism is the new counter culture

why do lefties hate free speech?

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>you aren't a republican, are you anon?

>>76830639
why are Liberals so smart?
they just ALWAYS seem to come out on top

marxist postmodernists are creating a fifth column in our universities

who /increasinglyauthoritarian/ here?

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bit gay

>>76830728
they seem to be in pretty dire straights in our country at the moment

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>>76830681
"because nazis are literally everywhere and they're plotting to kill minorities" seems to be the best answer I've received.

i will buy booze before returning to turkey, is it cheaper in duty-free than london markets? i'm asking because it was much more cheaper in dusseldorf than in airports, so i'm wondering if its the same with london.

>>76830729
really?

>>76830784
bit haram. wont you go to hell?

>>76830735
that pizza looks terrible

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>>76830776
>Trump isn't a Liberal

me on the left

umbongo
umbongo
they drink it in the congo

Honestly why does /bant/ even exist

>>76830802
not a muslim but alcohol isn't haram tho :')

>>76830856
They tried to quarantine all the shitposting from /pol/, same way moot cleansed /co/ of p*ny shit

Didn't work though because the mods weren't ruthless enough

muslims, some are good and some are shiat

just ate my semen because i ran out of tissues

>>76830891
England is probably not the best country for muslims, since the weather is either sunny or shite

>>76830863
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haram#Food_and_intoxicants

>The Prophet declared that the prohibition was not only placed on wine, but the prohibition also included beer and other alcoholic beverages that intoxicate a person. The Prophet also forbade the trading of intoxicants, even with non-Muslims. It is not permissible for a Muslim to import or export alcoholic beverages, or to work in or own a place that sells intoxicants. Giving intoxicants as a gift is also considered haram.

really is a shitty fascist religion 2bh.

white genocide is real

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>/mlp/ is still a thing

i am going to kill you with this big machete

just watched a muslim weather forecast. gona be sunni for a bit but shi'ite later

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THAILAD

>>76830926
careful that post would carry a hefty fine in germany lad

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>>76830938

>>76830938
>>76830942
hate y'all

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ah yes, the new counter culture

>>76830954
Sorry Tex

US tickets have finally been booked. I'll wreck some of these cunts

>>76830941
dont think so

Feel gay sleeping in a queen-sized bed

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>>76830961
>>>/po/ is more effective than antifa

>>76830975
FOB

there is literally nothing gay about feminine penises

>>76830920
so those rotherham lot weren't real muslims?
good to know

might try my hand at jogging again

last time I attempted to complete the C25K challenge I completely fucked my knees though, unironically could barely walk for a week and it hurt to walk for like a month.

>>76831026
no, they just weren't orthodox muslims

>>76831026
they identified as muslim so you're bigoted to suggest otherwise. fascist cunt.

>>76831052
you're not meant to jog
run or walk

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>>76830975
*snogs your ballbag*
what now mate

Not racist

Hate niggers, love whites

Simple as

Finished another show and I'm at a loss for what to watch next.

Give me some suggestions. Needs to have a lot of series, and be neither really bad nor really good. Something I can consume to fill the time and avoid thinking about suicide for a while longer

love pints
hate the pub
not simple

>>76831106
Stargate franchise

>>76831106
samurai champloo

>>76830856
they tried to recreate the banter levels of /brit/ on a whole board but the banter merchants all stayed here so it didn't work

>>76831122
That's a good example of what I'm going for, but I already finished it

>>76831075
I don't understand why you'd say that, but I was running as fast as possible, however because I was extremely unfit coming from a multi-year sedentary lifestyle it was more of a jogging pace lol.

>>76831106
watched Avatar again recently due to nostalgia
held up well desu

>>76831079
You're done m8

>>76831106
bob's burgers

>>76831133
Scrubs

>>76831152
That too

>>76831106
Dad's Army

>>76831106
Columbo

Find it amusing how people are talking about Grenfell as an act of "social cleansing" yet never say anything about all the white areas of London that have been turned into defacto areas of Pakistan

It's okay u know
If you let me go
Just to let you know
Girl I love you so
Riding round with my team, getting really stoned

>>76831146
*finishes you off*
i agree

>>76831106
Vikings?

Fargo?

One that has lots of episodes: Person of Interest, 5 series of 24 episodes, then series 6 has 10

>>76831165
the left's doublethink and hypocrisy shouldn't come as a surprise any more.

>>76831165
yeah it's an outrage init
england for the whites

>>76831165
Latter moved willingly, others died in a fire.

>>76831165
literally who is calling Grenfell an act of "social cleansing"

>>76831159
Now there's an idea.

>>76831189
>Vikings

This could work. Thanks.

>the left's doublethink and hypocrisy shouldn't come as a surprise any more.
t. a fat man in a fedora

>>76831155
Simpsons
Futurama
Sopranos
Frasier

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>Find it amusing how people are talking about Grenfell as an act of "social cleansing" yet never say anything about all the white areas of London that have been turned into defacto areas of Pakistan

>>76831208
People who want to be bought a 2 million quid flat in Kensington by the government because their's burned down and are furious that it's not forthcoming

>>76831222
lol triggered. keep dancing around those uncomfortable truths mate

imagine my surprise when they respond with hat memes :^)

>lol triggered. keep dancing around those uncomfortable truths mate
t. an even fatter man in an even larger fedora

want a hot girl to piss and shit in my mouth

>>76831286
no you don't

>>76831208
The "victims" and other scroungers living in social housing in the richest area of London

lol triggered

>>76831298
the victims are dead aren't they?

Genuinely reckon I'd disown my daughter if she ever went out with a non-white

>>76831239
>>76831298
the victims have been saying that? bit poor
they have a right to be upset but that's wringing it out a bit

Bet I have the largest willy out of the lads on /brit/ right now.

hot date with some rorke's daughter tonight

>>76831391
dont prove it

>>76831362
good thing that you're never going to have sex then innit

social cleansing? nah mate the government love poor people on benefits

love ethnic cleansing me

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>25 and sunny already

>>76831411
So what? They burned the building down? Is this actually the implication here or am I missing something?

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>"victims"

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>>76831440

>>76831411
business idea: build flammable buildings on purpose so the government spends a fortune on inquiries and settlement money

>>76831440
heh

>>76831391
have an 8 incher

>>76831440
Sick of rosemary's racist antics

>>76831440
rorke laffs

>>76831435
yeah they burned it down

I can't think of a worse generation than the first crop of gen-x

>>76831431
>being fat and ginger
pity you

>>76831440
Need a rosemary gf

>>76831454
fuck off nonce

>>76831468
How big is it erect?

gen x are objectively worse than boomers

>>76831435
No

That they intentionally cheaped out on materials not caring enough about the residents to buy the fire resistant stuff

>>76831457
That is copyright infringement on the current British government, see you in court pal

>>76831513
8 inches

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>>76831514
nah

got a big meaty footlong jampacked with saucy goodness for you

>>76831535
big if true

>>76831521
sounds more like negligence on behalf of the council rather than deliberate "social cleansing" but alri.

>>76831544
fucking old people jesus christ

made myself some black bean soup and if I do say so myself it is deliciouso

>>76831578
fuck off nonce

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GIBSMEDAT

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>watching wimbly
>"it's a heatwave in london, with upwards of 29° forecast later this afternoon"

>>76831596
off in 7 minutes mate

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not a big fan of liberal capitalism masquerading as social justice or left leaning social policies but don't want someone to think I wear a fedora so I guess I better accept them and join one of the 15 inane young socialist clubs at uni and start posting on 8 chan's 4th fastest board

>>76831613
shut up nonce

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another I am smarter than everyone post

captcha: normie glen

>>76831627
just hold on tight make, 5 minutes.. we'll get through this together.

Being messed about by so and sos lads

>>76831658
is that gaylad?

>>76831626
8 chan? bit racist mate

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>>76831598
>runs from the police
>resists arrest
>tazers don't work
>gets shot
nothing wrong here
all according to procedure

>>76831602
it's almost as if the UK has a temperate climate and Australia is an irriadiated blast furnace complete with massive bouncing rats and a heatwave constitutes a somewhat lower temperature over here... hmmm! makes you think

didgeridoo sucking cunt

>>76831598
grim

>>76831598
>shot and killed without trial
ah yes
love the usa

>>76831678
erm, sweeats, you blow into a didgeridoo, not suck
29 is comfy-tier though, how is that a heat wave

>>76831598
name?

>>76831706
just explained it to you if you could read, you boomerang wanging wanker

just out of gaol

>>76831707
keith

>>76831673
I don't care about the fact that they shot him, but it's pathetic that three guys couldn't hold him down or didn't even really try

The tazer did work, you can see him almost fall over frontward

>CNN tracked down and threatened to doxx a 15 year old for making a wrestling gif, breaking several laws by doing so
HOWLING

>>76831598
Cops did nothing wrong.

>>76831724
big up crazy t

>>76831598
You know the entire situation could have been avoided if he didn't choose to commit a crime

really makes you think

>>76831742
jej haven't heard about this
link?

>>76831736
he was getting back up after they tazed him and they probably thought he was reaching for a weapon

hi keith

why are yanks so cucked by their police?
it's like how thais aren't allowed to say anything bad about their king except they willingly do this

>>76831767
he gotta right 2 commit crimes

>>76831787
can't imagine living somewhere where criminals have access to deadly weapons (and that their right to have these weapons is defended by cucks)

>>76831598
hehehe

>>76831771
It's proudly displayed on CNN's homepage as the top story. "How CNN found the Reddit user behind the Trump wrestling gif". Unfortunately for them, they took their consent classes from Dennis Reynolds and appear to have broken coercion laws in getting an apology from the kid.

>>76831742
>make meme on reddit
>media looks through your post history to find anti-semitism

>>76831771
just look on breitbart or any other reputable news source

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>>76831787
pretty sure he already had a gun out

>>76831809
Hope you don't live in England then, since criminals there all have deadly weapons and cucks like yourself like to argue that only criminals should have access to them.

I have to say it: if you've never sold drugs I will automatically disregard your opinion

>>76831797
alri

>>76831867
*phones the Dutch police*

>>76831742
literally falling apart. imagine having to resort to finding the OC of some meme gif trump off offhandedly tweeted because you're so assblasted about being exposed

then imagine trying to argue that because the creator was some white nationalist it means trump is a nazi too

>>76831828
doesn't say he's fifteen

i have to say it: if youre not a kekistani i will automatically disregard your opinion

>>76831860
>criminals all have deadly weapons
gun crime in the UK is practically non existent, feels good being first world

>>76831834
lol

>>76831867
same goes for people who have never had a psychedelic experience

>>76831804
>why are yanks so cucked by their police?

Literally no law abiding white citizen is afraid of the police in this country.

>>76831885
nice name m8

>>76831887
*gets a medal from the dutch king for peddling shite coke to tourists*

>>76831834
just say drudge
the leftists have been trained to laugh at breitbart

>>76831917
righty ho better not break any laws then
*never drinks alcohol before 21*

>>76831598
>have him pinned
>shoot him anyway

actually dindunuffin, yank cops need to get it together

>>76831971
fuck off nonce

>>76831917
illegal downloading should carry the death penalty

>>76831942
Drudge is actually good though

>>76831964
>21
better than the draconian drinking laws we have here

>>76831995
don't get this meme

>>76831986
that's what i'm saying

drinking age should be 30 (when the brain is fully developed)

Love australians honestly fuck burgers hating them

>>76832009
have to be 25 or older to buy alcohol here, in the US it's only 21

>>76832024
like I said
don't get this meme

>>76831911
*tries really hard not to look at London or the increasing amount of gun and knife crime in the UK*

drinking is haram and should not be permitted besides for medicinal use

>>76832046
Aren't murder rates dropping?

death to the UKKK

>>76832024
No you don't.

>>76832072
prefer not to say

>>76832093
>>76832093
>>76832093

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>>76832072
No. They're officially up by 21%

Gun crime would literally disappear in the US if blacks and poor latinos were deported

>>76832102
>timestamp after but posted before
hmm

tybased ireland
>>76832103
owned

>>76832116
true but it's racist to point it out

>>76832116
no shit, deporting 70% of the population would bring down everything