barron edition
>>76828944
This isn't good
nth for Conservative Christian politicians
I am a yoga practitioner
>>76828963
>tfw no international gf to help with English
>ywn playfully tease her when she gets things wrong
>>76829011
white girls are degenerate anon
>>76829006
Yoga's pretty legit. Apparently it's a great way to strengthen your core.
>>76829058
>all international gfs are white
k den
should I go to bed or continue being a shitposter?
>>76829011
She won't learn if you're being lewd the whole time.
wish i had a funny canadian friend
>>76829160
Ask the magic conch shell.
>>76829172
I'm almost Canadian(live 5 miles border) and and am kinda funny sometimes. friends?
>>76829172
Wish you'd fuck right off
>>76829195
>>76829198
The duality of Modern America
>>76829085
My core is strong alright.
>in highschool PE
>class is 4 guys and around 20 girls
>did yoga inside when it rains
>nice
>in the middle of downward dog
>this one kid rips a huge fart and collapsed on the ground
>>76829279
Please don't try to seduce. I'm of weak will and character.
w-well this is me
>>76829306
top kek
>>76829320
so you think I'm funny? still need a funny Canadian friend?
>>76829316
If only I could be the little girl.
>went to moldova when I was 14
>there was a qt
>her grandma said once I graduate I could move there and marry her
wish I did sometimes
>>76829334
lol
cute post
>>76829360
see a made you laugh again. I think I am qualified
>>76829353
I remember this, you posted this long ago...
>>76829376
whats with your constant spelling errors mate
are you a wog?
>>76829316
stop posting this mentally ill ogre
>>76829353
>Moldova
Dodged a bullet there.
>>76829384
I put one a instead of an I.
>>76829422
your gym class greentext was riddled with wrong tenses if i do say so myself
is this supposed to be the minnesota nice i keep hearing about
>>76829384
It's 5 am. Probably drunk, high, or both
>>76829415
nah the village life is simple but fulfilling.
>>76829382
or maybe someone else did and i'm rping as that guy?
>>76829425
Why do drunk English/Australian women piss on everything?
>>76829472
inferior Anglo genetics.
>>76829458
>or maybe someone else did and i'm rping as that guy?
>implying anyone else would even think about Moldova
no
>>76829451
my gym class meme arrows post was also written very lazily and without thought.
I've never been to Minnesota. I will say the golden gophers do suck
also wrong tenses are not spelling errors. it's grammar
>>76829505
>also wrong tenses are not spelling errors. it's grammar
>>76829521
they are grammatical errors. sorry I am very tired and I don't really care enough about some Australian to think through my replies
>>76829505
>never been to Minnesota
It's nice, you should go camping near the Lake of the Woods.
Nothing like cooking up some Walleye after a relaxing evening spent fishing.
>>76829558
go to sleep
>>76829558
>I don't really care enough about some Australian to think through my replies
Then stop talking to him you fucking twat. He's just ridiculing you anyway
>>76829575
I asked earlier and no one said to >>76829160
also earlier some guy bought some corn from me and said he would "throw it right on the barbie"
>>76829567
I hate Goldie the gopher
>>76829586
but I'm bored
>>76829604
>also earlier some guy bought some corn from me and said he would "throw it right on the barbie"
APEX kek
>>76829314
I'm not gay broham
>>76829586
This.
Also:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
>tfw no 60's gf
>using kek
>ever
ok goodnight friends
>>76829641
You can never be too careful on /cum/.
>>76829456
no it's 2 AM. are you a time traveler?
you're all just jealous of the complicated love-hate relationship i have with almostcanadianbro
>>76829702
You can keep Whatcom County all to yourself desu
>Get a (you)
>posts anime
What a waste
>Canada friend isn't jealous of my new friendship with aus buddy
>>76829604
>I hate Goldie the gopher
You can still enjoy Minnesota's natural splendor, despite that. I hope you come visit, it'll be pleasant.
>>76829723
>Whatcom County
what did he mean by this
I have a shipment of (you)'s for an "Anonymous"
Please sign here
>>76829688
Have a good night. Sweet dreams.
Reminder
>parents 35th anniversary tomorrow
Good god. I hope someday I can reach that milestone too.
>>76829733
I don't think I've watched any anime in 2 years by now. Why do you have to be so deprecating? Why can't you just not be an asshole and learn to accept me for who I am?
>>76829794
First someone has to like you enough to be with you.
Which isn't likely
>>76829777
goods dubs. ok. here you are
>>76829820
T-theres a chance. I talk to a girl.
I don't accept delinquency. Grow up
fucking hell whatcom county looks COMFY
tfw you live on a desert rock
>>76829792
I doubt that anyone who habitually posts in /cum/ will make it to heaven.
>>76829858
whatever faggot. try and make me.
>>76829862
You can always go back to China, chang
>>76829832
Alright here you are:
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
>>76829999
And we wait
>>76829957
Do women mastrubate if yes how often?
>>76829693
[S]he was trying to seduce you, but you gave up because you thought it was a male.
>>76829982
3x a week
>>76829957
>>76829999
>>76830000
>both wasted
Just like every other /int/ get
>>76829982
Well you should probably ask a woman, Ahmed. Which won't happen here.
>>76830021
And how do men mastrubate?
>>76830066
*often
>>76830066
With their hands, dummy.
>>76830066
>>76830093
as for me it varies
sometimes up to 5 - 7 times in one day
more often every 2 days
>>76830130
No I want to know male average.
>>76830021
They must have huge libidos....
>>76830147
Male is 2.5 times per week
Female is 1.5 times per week
Source: UN Ministry of Sexology and Genital Health
>>76830147
80 times a day. I'm spanking it right now
>>76830175
I thought women didn't mastrubate.
>>76830175
>Male is 2.5 times per week
Well that's bullshit
>>76830212
It's probably true for the average sane dude.
>>76830186
Do you want prostate cancer by the age of 25??
>>76830262
Are you implying that I am insane?!
>>76830212
Its averaged over all ages. Even as a 25 year old dude I only do it like 3-4 times a week, imagine how often a 70 year old guy jacks off
>>76830212
That's actually high for me. I wonder how much young folk skew their findings.
>>76830002
All the more reason to play it safe.
>>76830002
>>76830525
wft may be sexy but she's wife material. can't you sexual deviants think of anything other than sex when you see an image of her?
>>76830592
>a women was LITERALLY raped for losing a round of Killer Instinct
>>76830592
>literally raped for losing a round of Killer Instinct
sounds hot desu
>>76830592
Is holding hands okay?
>>76830896
How lewd.
>>76832258
those are large bahoongas
>>76832258
that's a big girl
>>76830670
FILTHY PERVERT
>>76832327
>eggs in the burger
>>76832527
That's how you know the picture wasn't drawn by an American
>>76832527
You are missing out, my friend, it's delicious.
In paris
I will die my hair pink
>denmark hasnt killed himself yet
PLA desperate for a war against india
>>76832735
China or Pakistan?
>mfw i see latvia dying
>>76832806
>>76832720
Why do you hate each other?
>it thinks i can be killed
>>76832899
remove lego
>>76832806
You're a dumb proxyfag and you should get lost.
>>76832914
Gotcha
>>76832805
China
*steps on lego*
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>76833106
Over what? Water? Territory?
Modi calling Israel pm Nitin yahoo. Kek
>>76833148
Territory
They are expansionist
Especially infuriated after PM's US visit
And now Pakistan is mad because of his Israel visit
>>76833201
Well, fuck me, that's terrifying.
>>76832806
>>76832915
That was pretty rude of me.
I didn't want to hurt your feelings, but to be fair you did hurt mine the other day when you said you didn't love me and then proceeded to tread all over my sensibilities.
>>76833283
what are you a cuck or something, mate?
>>76833283
Wut
>>76833283
what the fuck did i say?
>>76833395
No, I am but a human bean with vulnerabilities and a desire for love.
>>76833529
Overrated. The only thing that matters in life is being comfortable.
Nothing like a cuppajoe in the morning
kill danes
>>76833705
Alfred the Great, pls go
Spank me daddy
Pull my hair
>>76833794
ill remove you too
>american politicians
>>76834082
>Dem doity goyims, deys stoles my elections.
I like how he's under federal investigation for fraud, now
>Americans are going to pay for the wall
>>76834082
Yes baby, don't stop.
>>76834325
>>76834339
IT WAS
HIS TURN
>>76834331
Not even a wall. More like expanding the current fence by 10% and hiring a handful of new Border Control Agents.
>>76834325
What? Wasn't Bernie the epitome of a honest leftist politician?
>>76834450
>career politician
>honest
Sanders may be a diamond in the rough as far as politics are concerned, but he's still a bloodsucking politician at heart
Race mixing is ba........ should be encouraged
>>76834442
That's kind of a relief and disappointing. I had the idea that Trump is at least trying to fulfill his promises.
>>76834525
True, a person who wants to make a career in having power really shouldn't be allowed to have it.
desu
senpai
>>76834686
>>76834656
>>76834686
>>76834785
Fuck outta here
i just saw a mexican get beheaded right before my eyes
Good morning
I suffer
>>76834821
i'm sorry...
>>76834859
Morning star shine, the world says hello.
>>76834860
dingbat shoesocks.
*sharts*
morning
>>76835558
Good morning, I hope you slept well.
>>76835558
Dumb nip, underwear doesn't go on your head.
>go to nyc on the 4th
>see more Dunkin Donuts than McDonald's, gas stations, Walmarts and gun clubs combined
So uh
What's with New Yorkers and doughnuts
>>76835801
Canadian plot to exert control on NE
>>76834450
He's been in politics for 30+ years and has done nothing of importance, other than fly to the USSR during the height of the Cold War and suck off communists. He was also head of a Marxist party of one for a while. A Jewish commie, how original.
Anyway, he took all that redditbux and bought himself a six-figure car and five vacation homes, and he and his wife are now under investigation for all sorts of financial crimes. So lefties voted for a commie, got swindled, and found out he's a crook. Pretty much summarizes it t b h
Janny can't ban me for posting fanny
>>76836240
Janitors can't ban, period. The most they can do is silence you while they send a ban request to a mod and delete your posts.
Huh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before Janny? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah!
>>76836240
What fanny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox8OSeY7cJQ
middle aged women at work talking shit again
>>76836887
What else would they do? Work?
good morning
Why don't black people use their phone like normal? They always got those ear things or put it on speaker and hold it to their mouth idgi
>>76828944
holy fucking shit these fucking people have been trying to trim trees near my house since 5:00 and i am so fucking sick of it
i feel like just getting a gun and shooting at them they dont have any right to be on my property anyways
>>76835558
kill yourself
>>76837555
https://youtu.be/BDioCDjmnC8
tl;dw because white people do it the other way
>>76837476
Morning!
i feel terrible
>>76837718
you should
>>76837718
Why? Are you feeling sick?
>>76837565
Autistic post
Just look at that cat
>>76837839
>t. communist tree trimmer
>>76837899
Awww
>>76837917
It really was an autistic post.
>>76837899
Take a guess on which one is foot kraut
>>76839078
I'm not in this map but I put a sign on the cum map
>>76839078
why is germany so concentrated
I just realized that I was spelling something wrong on my resume, maybe that's why I haven't been able to get a job.
>>76839171
It's and old screenshot of when it was mainly used by the German furry community (who started this map)
Check it now and the US outnumbers Germany by a huge margin
>Outchea
What's wrong with blacks?
>63 year old grandma
lol
>>76839206
Did you spell resume rizzoom? Cause that'd be tight
>dorm doesn't have ethernet jacks, just wifi
god this better not suck
life's raping me
>>76839263
No, I left off a 't' on the name of my university's college for my major I attended. Kind of embarrassing, any jobs in my field probably noticed it.
>>76839320
yupperoni
Who /cubano/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvUoYszMlYo
>looking at homes
>British kitchens everywhere
When did this happen? Who thought it was a good idea to put their laundry machines in the kitchen, and why did this catch on?
I'm at work right now, there are 2 other people here. My last day of work here is next Friday. Should I take my work laptop home so I can work from home and apply for jobs on my desktop? Nobody would care.
>>76839593
water pipes all in the same place?
hello darkness my old friend
>>76839624
Why not put them in the washroom, then?
>>76839734
Nonsensical post
>>76839600
Nobody here cares either. do whatever the fuck you want to do and stop bugging us with your petty blog posts
>>76839891
Fuck yourself. That's it, I've ignored your presence here long enough but you're dead now, faggot.
>but you're dead now, faggot.
>>76839171
Furries and Germany go hand and hand.
life fucc me
>>76839593
chinks like dumb shit
>>76839078
wtf i love Бългapия now
>>76839624
american homes have multiple guest bathrooms. just put the laundry in there
>d-d-dingo dingnuts!!! y wookie hoo hoo wo tookie tuk tuk!
went to a party last night, and this guy with his obese wife said they planned on never having children
wtf. i mean i support that because she's fat and they're both idiots, but still. why would they think that's a good idea?
you realize that pic wasn't him right?
maybe you guys do browse reddit too much...
>>76841024
The world is overpopulated, children are a financial and time drain, you have to surrender any dreams for the future, etc.
>>76841053
I'm not sure what you mean.
>>76841144
turd worlders are the only ones suffering from over population
women are also drains on any worthwhile dreams, save for those involving a family.
are you memeing or do you actually believe this nonsense?
>>76841053
don't bother none.it's the thought that counts anyway
>>76841192
My significant other isn't a monetary drain. We both work and combine our savings to pay the bills. Ultimately, she contributes slightly more than I do.
And overpopulation is everyone's problem.
Are you just that narrow-minded?
>>76841537
did i say monetary?
wrong
>reddit spacing
>brainless comment
like pottery. bye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCcl8Ifahwg
>>76841592
It was implied.
I'm not inhibited in pursuing any goals due to my relationship.
>>76841837
so you don't have any hobbbies
>>76841850
I do, what are you assuming?
i want to get a fake id so i can work on becoming an alcoholic early
>>76841889
i assumed that the time spent with your SO is time you don't spend on your hobbies, since none of the women i know take an active interest in the hobbies of any of the men they know
washing machine spinner broke on me lads
>>76842258
A healthy relationship is not necessarily one where both partners are attached by the hip at all times. In our case, we both enjoy some alone time to relax and focus on whatever entertains our attention. That said, we definitely spend a few hours together to talk and enjoy the other's company by the end of the day.
hots is pretty based
>no blacks
>some guy says "for the patriarchy"
>some other guy says "its time to man up"
>the transgender hero is a freak-of-nature held together by surgical staples
We shine when the lights go out, I wanna kiss you in the nightclub
>>76842656
wtf is hots
heroes of the storm?
heart of the swarm?
>>76842879
heros of the redpill maga video game
>>76842927
can I speak with your caretaker?
>>76843009
shes just a hillshill, cant swallow redpills
>>76842822
can you LET ME OUT? can you LET ME OUT? can you SET ME FREE from this dark inner world
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-40505671
>The Chinese-owned firm
fookin' 'ell m8s
>>76843246
sweden is cucks
>>76843246
I'm really hoping we go to war with the Norks and the stinky Chinkies join them so we can end the Chinese problem once and for all. Cut their population down to 100 million in the process. Boom, no more climate change and world stability that lasts forever.
>>76843191
No, you're mine, forever uwu
>>76843393
plottwist:
chinese diaspora happens
THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE?
ARE U FUGGEN KIDDING ME?
>>76843440
>happens
>future tense
>>76843551
on a larger scale barnaclebrains
DENMARK IS STILL ALIVE?
ARE U FUGGEN KIDDING ME?
JAN KEES
>>76843599
Enforce immigration quotas and rebuild China like we did with Japan. Impose something in their constitution like Japan's article 9 to prevent them from building up offensive capabilities.
*Jumps behind latvia*
NOTHING PERSONELL SCUMBAG
>>76843638
A U S T R I A
U
S
T
R
I
A
*casts quen*
Damn, you're ugly
*casts igni*
What now, you piece of filth?
>>76843988
>casting anything other than fully buffed igni
it's like you don't even metagame
>>76844049
>getting hit by denmark
i bet you like cock too
>>76844108
i don't understand you
>>76844049
>>76844108
*forces you both to suck me off*
Shut up and be good girls
stopped myself from going outside again
lmao denmark is fucking gay
dumb homo
getting sick of foreign flags
>denmark will be flooded in your life time
>>76844337
liked and subscribed
superb post and youre a rad lad
nooo i didnt get the numbers
what defines US foreign policy under the trumpf administration?
>>76844310
why is he dressed for the beach but in the woods?
>>76844463
good
Just filtered /MENA/ so I'm not tempted to go in there anymore. Muslims really make me mad fuck them
>>76844514
every beach in Latvia looks like this
>sitting on toilet
>phone rings
>>76844621
neat
>>76844649
oh my fuckin god
that is painful
>>76844691
This is my beach, its 10min away from my house
Latvia looks like this
>>76844753
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>76844787
HAHA POOP STAIN
thanks
As life gets longer, awful feels softer
Dzīvoš' ilgi, ne tik ilgi, Saules mūžu nedzīvošu Ūdentiņis, akmentiņis tie dzīvos saules mūžu.
>>76844956
thanks Isaac Brock
>>76839997
Problem, Officer?
>>76840964
lol
#CNNBlackmail
>>76844860
thine beauty is everlasting, like that of the moonlight
fair maiden, if I cannot beg you into furnishing me with thine kiss, then all there is left is for me to swoon thee
>>76845077
nigger I wouldn't have been surprised if that was actually you. that punk has a cheeky, self-satisfied and punch able look on his face and I'd bet that your plastered-fag grimace isn't far off
aint gay, mate
sorry
>>76845197
it's actually me tho
>replying to the kraut
>>76845101
old news
>replying to the dane
The Latvian is pretty cool imo.
Why are you rude?
i have NEVER given the dane a (You)
I dont want to be a NEET anymore
>>76845454
it's very quite simple
>>76845454
I was a NEET for 5 years but that feeling of emptiness and sadness doesn't go away even if you start working or studying, You just notice how that side of the coin is as shit.
I'm so sick of my grandma buds she's driving me up a fucking wall
If she doesn't move out by friday I'm going to lose it
>>76828944
>not an alex jones piece
weak
Are you giving in, 2000 man?
>>76845588
respect her she gave birth to your mudder
>>76845453
plz give me one
you are my only fren
>>76828944
A giant chess game like this looks like it would be fun to play
>76845635
yeah no problem
whoops
>>76845615
all she does is bitch about everything, she's a paranoid schitzo who wakes me up in the middle of the night to make sure the smoke detector isn't people spying on her, she's loud as fuck constantly, she has a dog she doesn't take care of, and she acts like everybody owes her something all the time when my mother had to take care of her since she was a child
NEW
FUCK YOU DANE
>>76845670
>>76845670
>>76845670
>>76845687
>>76845687
>>76845687
>>76845687
>>76845688
you won by a few seconds
>>76845702
HAHA GET FUCKED FAGGOT
>>76844755
Doxed