/brit/

maisie

No one has ever been in an empty room

autism testing starts today boyos
terrified they'll say i'm just a weird normalfag after making a tit of myself getting assessed

>>76826974
Put aside the rhetoric edition
>not to be confused with the "am I tough enough? damn right Im tough enough" edition

sometimes I put emojis at the end of my post even though they won't show up

little in joke for myself aha

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home from work

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one of my mates was just telling me how he was with a girl for 3 years, she went to australia to "find herself" and ended up doing loads of acid in the jungle and fucking some bloke called tarzan
now she makes youtube videos about spirituality and vaccines

A.D. 1087. King William went from Normandy into France with an army, and made war upon his own lord Philip, the king of France, and slew many of his men. This being thus done, King William returned to Normandy. He fell sick, and it dreadfully ailed him. He died in Normandy, on the next day after the Nativity of St. Mary. Alas! how false and how uncertain is this world's weal! He left behind him three sons; the eldest, called Robert, who was earl in Normandy after him; the second, called William, who wore the crown after him in England; and the third, called Henry, to whom his father bequeathed immense treasure.

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>>76827004
the 'chon really needs emojis, think it would increase the quality of discussion bigly

>>76827025
mad how some people manage to lose their grip on reality permanently.

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taking in the last few sips of coffee before the daily slavery commences

haha sometimes I wish I had a job so I could be part of the Brendan posting crew :)

when are the NEETs waking up?

really want ww3 to break out just to break the monotony desu

>>76827050
this is worse than one of those glitchgore images

christ almighty, mother of pete, etc.

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>Sleep is so fucked up that my body is getting ready for bed

test

>>76827045
Haha yeah.

>>76827077
⭐

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drudgery commences in 20 minutes

>>76827045
in a way i admire the sincerity of it though, i feel like i've been irony poisoned to the degree i cant fully believe or appreciate anything

>>76827066
Probably about 2, 4, and finally 6.

Found myself today

>>76827086

⌨ ⏱

>>76827086
why won't unicode allow this for me but you could get this working?
pls don't answer

This King William II then that we speak about was a very wise man, and very rich; more splendid and powerful than any of his predecessors were. This land was moreover well
filled with monks, who modelled their lives after the rule of St. Benedict. A man of any
account might go over this kingdom unhurt with his bosom full of gold. No man durst slay another, had he never so much evil done to the other; and if any churl lay with a woman against her will, he soon lost the limb that he played with.

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>>76827066
Alrip

>>76827099
I don't know, I suppose everything is relative at the end of the day. As long as they're happy I guess.
?>??>76827106
>pls don't answer
o-ok

>>76827119
almost as if a big news organisation allows many competing viewpoints to be expressed

i imagine that's hard to understand if you're used to propaganda though

>>76827114
cannot STAND northerners

So it was in Denmark, that the Danes, a
nation that was formerly accounted the truest of all, were turned
aside to the greatest untruth, and to the greatest treachery that
ever could be. They chose and bowed to King Cnute, and swore him
oaths, and afterwards dastardly slew him in a church. It
happened also in Spain, that the heathens went and made inroads
upon the Christians, and reduced much of the country to their
dominion.

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>>76827155

⬇ is a bender

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Literally on a ferry lads

▪ ▪
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Hate conservatives but hate liberals even more

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>accidentally uploaded a photo of Xev Bellringer to my facebook
>everyone saw
>mate on the groupchat asks me what I'm playing at
>try to think of some elaborate excuse
>wake up this morning
>it was all a dream

was very scared for a moment there lads

In this land also, in the same
year, died many rich men; Stigand, Bishop of Chichester, and the
Abbot of St. Augustine, and the Abbot of Bath, and the Abbot of
Pershore, and the lord of them all, William, King of England,
that we spoke of before. After his death his son, called William
also as the father, took to the kingdom, and was blessed to king
by Archbishop Landfranc at Westminster three days ere Michaelmas
day. And all the men in England submitted to him, and swore
oaths to him.

>>76827138
CNN actively tells its journalists to smear Trump though
its all just business but it shows that there's not really any reason to trust the media

>>76827155
sO YOU are saying to me you want to count to ten, grab my old cd player, look all around me, protect my brand and inventions, then enter into a vague aesthetic philosophy

nah, don't think this _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ gimmick known as emoji posting is for me
>end transmission ⏹

>>76827138
Actually its more like they publish stories that fit within whatever fits their narrative at the current moment. Now it needs to be why Trump's budget is bad and hurts minorities.

Also suggesting CNN isn't propaganda is beyond brainlet tier.

wow lads aren't you impressed by how many funny characters the tedious nonce can post.

>>76827179
had dozens of moments where someone catches me browsing 4chan, then I wake up and it's a dream
always use incognito windows

>>76827186
yeah nah

>>76827191
precisely

>>76827179
howling

https://youtu.be/gTs3I5dkPuc

E D
D

gobble gobble gobble

business idea: dissolve parliament and reimpose monarchical rule

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Morning la

>>76827192
fuck off Vlad

>>76827198
he's tedious but productive
although the quality of the products vary from time to time, it is relatively consistent

>>76827200
Yes. CNN is incredibly bias toward the left. They cater to their audience by shitting on Trump and evil republicans. Kind of like what Fox did with Obama.

>>76827224
Do you dress yourself in the morning or do you need someone to do it for you?

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>76827221
is PJdub a little bendy wendy?
he gets weirder and weirder as time slides forward

just wanted to see if any emojis worked t?bh :/

>>76827114

Lancashire should annex Yorkshire desu

actually have a few business ideas

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9 minutes till toil

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>>76827232
>toward the left
More towards liberalism than the left. Clinton, not Sanders. A bit like our Guardian before the most recent election.

A.D. 1112. All this year remained the King Henry in Normandy on
account of the broils that he had with France, and with the Earl
of Anjou.

A.D. 1114. In this year held the King Henry his court on the
Nativity at Windsor. And at midsummer he went with an army into Wales; and
the Welsh came and made peace with the king. And he let men
build castles therein.

This year, in the latter end of May, was
seen an uncommon star with a long train, shining many nights. In
this year also was so great an ebb of the tide everywhere in one
day, as no man remembered before; so that men went riding and
walking over the Thames.

Feelin' fine

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Any Kek man in?

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everything's fin-
http://outbreaks.globalincidentmap.com/

A.D. 1115. This year was the King Henry on the Nativity in
Normandy. And whilst he was there, he contrived that all the
head men in Normandy did homage and fealty to his son William,
whom he had by his queen. And after this, in the month of July,
he returned to England This year was the winter so severe,
with snow and with frost, that no man who was then living ever
remembered one more severe

A.D. 1116. In this year was the King Henry on the Nativity at
St. Alban's. And the king soon after Easter went over sea
into Normandy.

A.D. 1117. All this year remained the King Henry, in Normandy,
on account of the hostility of the King of France and his other
neighbours.

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would love to get at newspaper archives and see how often this kind of fuckup happens.
(In the 2007 election the SNP beat Labour by 1 seat.)

>>76827306
>suspect packages containing white powder sent to theresa may

>>76827306
honestly terrified of some massive disease outbreak
way worse than anything and most Westerners have such weak immune systems from living ultra-sterile lives

>>76827344
and the Peterborough passport office

A.D. 1118. All this year abode the King Henry in Normandy on
account of the war of the King of France and the Earl of Anjou,
and the Earl of Flanders. By this war was
the king much exhausted, and he was a great loser both in land
and money.

A.D. 1119. All this year continued the King Henry in Normandy;
and he was greatly perplexed by the hostility of the King of
France.

A.D. 1120. This year were reconciled the King of England and the
King of France

A.D. 1121. This year was the King Henry at Christmas at Bramton. And the Welsh came against him; and after the
king's will they accorded with him.

A.D. 1122. In this year was the King Henry at Christmas in
Norwich, and at Easter in Northampton.

morning lads
morning nonce

A.D. 1125. In this year sent the King Henry bade that all the mint-men that
were in England should be mutilated in their limbs; that was,
that they should lose each of them the right hand, and their
testicles beneath. This was because the man that had a pound
could not lay out a penny at a market.
And the Bishop Roger of
Salisbury sent over all England, and bade them all that they
should come to Winchester at Christmas. When they came thither,
then were they taken one by one, and deprived each of the right
hand and the testicles beneath.

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might become a full time neet

getting a tan is the cheapest and easiest way to normify one's appearance desu

A.D. 1126. King Henry came from Normandy after harvest. Then after Michaelmas came David, the king of the
Scots, from Scotland to this land; and the King Henry received
him with great worship. There was David the king of the Scots, learned and lewd.


A.D. 1128. All this year was the King Henry in Normandy, on
account of the hostility that was between him and his nephew, the
Earl of Flanders. But the earl was wounded in a fight by a
swain; and so wounded he went to the monastery of St. Bertin;
where he soon became a monk, lived five days afterwards, then
died, and was there buried. God honour his soul.

doin a headache

ate 2 steaks last night and now i feel like ive been poisoned

Should I just eat the chocolate muffin I've been saving or go out and buy dinner?

>>76827486
both

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Just passing the breakwater now

>>76827511
have a pleasant journey x

>>76827497
The idea was to be economical but I suppose I can spoil myself a bit after living so frugal for so long. Gonna get some Maccas now and have the muffin for dessert. Feel like I beat the system recently when I realised I could just add patties on the hamburger for $1. I can get 3 double hamburgers for less than 1 quarter pounder.

>>76827528
you enjoy yourself lad, have a good dinner.

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trains are fucked so i'm toiling from home lads

Does anyone's muscles constantly feel sore between the pecs and underarms?

>>76827556
toiling hard or hardly toiling ;)

>>76827563
probably from having to carry that massive belly around

>>76827578
I'm 5'6 130

>>76827547
Cheers la

>>76827455
how to be part-time neet?

Hi I have engrish question. how do you call people who are hikikomori, love literature, movies, something cultural stuffs?
Is Geek correct? (I think geeks are also hikikomori but they prefer mathematics and technology and they are not cultural except anime)

>>76827614
>5'6
Strewth

>>76827614
your tits then

>>76827626
Bookworm/nerd, but the terms have kind of dropped off since 90s/2000s

>>76827626
The term is "cunt".

Geeks are children who are embarrassingly awkward and lack self-awareness about how odd they are.

Nerds are children who are smart, but lack social skills or athleticism

literally nothing wrong with being a manlet

>>76827626
Just nerd/geek if you want to be understood internationally.

having a bad life

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>tfw too tall to be a manlet

>>76827652
>nerd
Ohh that makes sense!!!! thank you aussie san! finally understood the difference between geek and nerd!
>>76827665
then we japs are nerd σ(^_^;)

>>76827691
im not a manlet im 5'9 that doesnt make me a manlet

>be born with incurable brain disease that makes you attracted to children
>obey the law and never harm a child despite your deviant urges
>sex robots become a thing, allowing you to finally accept your feelings safely in your own home
>government tries to ban them to punish you further

Why?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40428976

>>76827710
find this whole pretending to be a jap thing quite weird tbph lad

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i have been and still am wasting my life away

>>76827710
>the difference between geek and nerd!
They're synonyms of each other, whilst some people may contend a difference the reality is that people will use them and understand them as interchangeable terms.

Also

>Dr Kathleen Richardson, a robot ethicist at De Montfort University, agreed with the report authors that child sex robots should be banned but stopped short of calling for a ban on all such sex dolls.

>She believes such robots would inevitably "increase social isolation".

>She also criticises the report for what she said is a failure to address the issue of gender.

>"Why does the report have a picture of a male robot on the cover when we know that the doll market - which is driving this - is mainly female dolls?

>"It is perpetrating the idea that this is gender-neutral, but the truth is that there are not many women buying such dolls, it is largely driven by men and male ideas of sexuality."

Why are women so afraid of sex robots?

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>>76827708
>too

Toil begineth

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>>76827719
I'm authentic jap tho tbqh

make fun of a gay today at the market

haha

>>76827735

>>"It is perpetrating the idea that this is gender-neutral, but the truth is that there are not many women buying such dolls, it is largely driven by men and male ideas of sexuality."

It's perfectly fine to own a dildo but if i wear a cock ring i'm a pervert. ah yes

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>>76827743
me on the right

>>76827725
>interchangeable
ok

>>76827735
>a robot ethicist

ahahaha what?

Really hate those benches people get that commemorate people’s deaths. Nobody gives a fuck that your aunt fanny came to the park once and nobody wants you to leave flowers by it that just rot and look awful.

Cunts

>>76827767
hate this race to the bottom mentality, have some more dignity
You shouldn't want a cock ring because it DOES make you a pervert. So does a dildo

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>i will never have a gf like milla jovovich who instantly gets angry when you bring up things she doesn't like

>>76827799
She was a child bride to some French weirdo

Her mental and emotional health undoubtedly suffered as a result

>>76827790
>You shouldn't want a cock ring because it DOES make you a pervert. So does a dildo
fuck off you moralistic wanker. pity your dull af sex life.

>>76827823
need a gf like that
don't even want to fix her

>>76827626
if you're talking about japanese culture specifically you should use 'weeaboo' or 'weeb'

>>76827827
>moralistic
>this is an insult
lmao.
Also 110% you're a virgin

i need a new show to watch
is "Lost" as good as it was popular?

>>76827782
If sci-fi has taught us anything, the fact that you CAN do something doesn't always mean you SHOULD do it.

We need people there to tell us where the line is, and those people should be uptight, sexually repressed women I guess.

>>76827875
watch twin peaks (the original)

>>76827874

Fuck off bet you'd love a dildo up your arse and a ring on your bellend

>>76827921
looks really abstract and deep4me

>what do you mean i shouldnt eat shit??!
>lmao pity your dull af toilet life

>>76827951
The new one isn't. It's a normal show with a thin veneer of weirdness for it's own sake

>>76827874
i'm married lad but ok

>>76827955
never did me any harm

>>76827981
FONT

Off to bed lads. Bit tired

alri thailad

>>76827955
There's a difference between eating faecal matter and enjoying a pulsing silicon love-toy at the base of your cockshaft

>>76828006
alri

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ALGERIAAAAAN

>>76827968
but i read that the original and especially the movie are important to have seen to understand the new one

>>76828028
Only for self-referential fanwank

I'm here to fix computers and nonce Thai children..... And I'm all out of computers

>>76827968
i won't lie, the atmosphere and soundtrack are great and nostalgic, but the characters are bit adventitiously odd and the acting from a few of them (while purposefully so) irks. it's like they are trying to play weird people but it's very obvious.

that's not a whole thought just a vague recollection of my having trouble watching the show.

might play some dark souls 2

how did American Gods turn out

Matched with the waitress at the Waterstone's cafe in town heheheh........

>>76828069
>dark souls 2
goop game
really does player
has fun

had to cancel a holiday because of a job interview. bit shitty but probably for the best

>>76828178
destined for the working class crawl
you should really go above and beyond with her
teach her how to stoke a fire

big sloppy poo and bums and willies

>>76828212
good goy

>The family of an autistic british man who disappeared from a Melbourne beach while on holiday has pleaded for the public's help to find him.

screaming. why can't poms do anything right?

https://www.fb.com/7NewsMelbourne/videos/10155604977759301/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

>>76828226
its for one of the few jobs where im not making money for a rich bloke.

>>76828212
you better get it

>>76828250
every job is making money for a rich bloke lad. unless you're self employed, then it's mostly making money for a poor bloke.

>>76828243
fukking VIRUS
do NOT click this by any means

>>76828243
why would anyone let an autist go swimming? he's stuck in between a rock and a hard place, autism and water

>>76828272
im literally not creating capital though. its a health-care job in the NHS.

>>76828298
FOY

fucking HUNGRY

>>76828298
i take autists swimming all the time as part of my job. not in the sea though.

>>76828341
me too lets get lunch x

>>76828349
nonce

>>76828349
got a literal tard wrangler here lads

i will fight socialism until hell freezes over.

then i'll fight on the ice.

Would turn down a British Empire Medal if I was offered it. If they can't even give me a real award like an MBE, then fuck em

>>76828349
any good stories?

>>76828361
yeh its great. get paid to go swimming, go on walks, sit around drinking tea and chatting my work buddies while service users chill and listen to music plus other cool activities.

>>76828382
wouldn't accept it due to the colonialist and racist connotations to be honest

>>76827951
nah it's not, you're not really expected to interpret a lot of the abstract stuff

don't think I could work with children or autists or anything small and annoying because I'd just end up drop kicking them over a fence or something

going to head to work in a bit

>>76828394
not really. most are perfectly fine and enjoyable to be around. they're just learning disabled.

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>had long time friend from v. religious family
>started disassociating with him when I went into my edgy atheist Dawkins-reading stage in my later teens
>also made fun of him and his long-time gf since they said they don't plan to have sex before marriage
>fast forward to 2017
>haven't talked to them for 7-8 years
>they're happily married and have a third child on the way
>I'm a 28 virgin NEET
>have spent the last 3 hours procrastinating by e-stalking him and reading his reviews of books which he apparently does in his spare time

>>76828424
reckon you're an absolute runt and any prepubescent child could run your face into a wall

>Volvo announces big plans for electric cars and heralds a new era in motoring

good news lads

>>76828413
I'd slap the queen and snatch the sword she uses for knighting, somersault behind her and hold her hostage (using her as a human shield of course) until the government changed the law to make it the Order of Beautiful Excellence

Been on a murderous David Duke binge.

https://www.youtube.com/user/churchillcustoms/videos

big fan of these lads

>>76828457
Have no idea why the Brits hold Volvo in such high regard. It seems weird.

t. Finn who grew up in Sweden

>was having a wank to a video of a lass in a miniskirt
>she has a nice ass
>start to erupt
>ejaculate right as she turns around, exposing her dick, unbeknownst to me "she" was a "he"
>I accidentally had a tug to trap porn

>>76828481
nice cars uezs

>>76828481
not sure if you got the memo or not sweaty but no foreigners are allowed in britain ever again as per the referendum held this time last year

>>76828485
link x

>>76828481
affordable and reliable.

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>>76828457
love Volvo me
patrician car brand for the tasteful everyman

>>76828490
Sure but not to the extent the Brits seem to worship them.

They also shit on perfectly nice Italian makes.

It seems like some weird brain virus.

>>76828441
>Enjoyable job
>Doing a good thing, helping people
If the pay is good you've hit the trifecta lad, nice one.

>>76828452
there's an alternate universe out there right now where I'm booting your autistic little arse over a wall

>>76828485
>accidentally

You were wanking to a man's arse, you could clearly tell it was a man and kept wanking anyway. Fucking homo

tucker raises some good points here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wwbII15JQ8

>>76828507
don't generally expect people interested in cars to have well-reasoned opinions

>>76828519
praise kek brother, shadilay!

>>76828519
shan't

>>76828507
name an Italian brand which is at all reliable that isn't a luxury brand

>>76828507
you're redditspacing out of your arse, pekka
no-one worships volvos, they're just reliable family cars

>>76828519
Tucker Carlson VIVISECTS Pre-Teen SJW Transgender Communist - LEFT SPEECHLESS!!!

>>76828518
I could not tell it was a man.

>>76828552
fiat

>>76828519
based fox news

>>76828507
italians dont make affordable and reliable family cars.

tucker carlson is a dollar store bill o'reilly

>>76828573
fiat

>>76828519
>"[Person] destroys [people I don't like]"
never play those

>>76828568
>Fiat
Fix it again tony

>>76828501
what are you still doing here then?

>>76828568
they're shite.

fiat = fucking infants at thailand

>>76828602
love this post

>>76828586
>>76828594
>new Fiats aren't reliable
Reckon it's just a old reputation following it like skoda

Went to sleep at 8pm.
Woke up at midnight.
Couldn't get any sleep before the morning shift.

>>76828602
that sick nonce must be stopped

>>76828566
Liar, possibly even lying to yourself

You can always tell

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hi lads

>>76828602
Mooing

>>76828628
been taking melatonin pills recently. dunno if it's a placebo effect but they seem quite good for a nice long solid sleep without feeling like a mong in the morning like i do with normal sleeping pills.

>>76828612
new Fiats are such shit cars
my cousin has one and it can barely go up a hill with how wimpy it is, shit interiors too

>>76828612
skodas have a good reputation now. among the best cars in europe plus all VW engines are skoda engines.

>he doesn't drive a mazda

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Tell me about Jewfu. Why is she so inbred and manly yet still makes my peepee go oingo boingo?

>>76828672
because you're her brother

>>76828672
you gay

keynes = kids enjoy young nonce's ectoplasmic spooge

so sick of these hives

>>76828672
reminds me of sara in all honesty

>>76828444
ah yes
the ol' karma

>>76828670
>giving money to slick Japs

purring at your counter-op djangoism

>>76828707
need proof of hives

>>76828519
the american left is obviously full of stupid narcissists but trump is still objectively worse

>>76828663
There's some cheap and reliable family cars like the Punto though. Pretty common in the UK.
>>76828667
Perhaps should have said Alfa Romeo, still Skoda was notorious for breaking down.

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president toilet bog fart

>>76828672
this woman is what happens when you combine the commie slags into one entity

where's /leftypol/ gone?
am I the only one left?

>>76828656
probably not (entirely) placebo, multiple double-blind studies have shown that melatonin supplements are effective at treating insomnia.

Punto = picking up naughty thai orphans

>>76828519

Love Are Tuck

>>76828721
*doing a steban modelenux*

dinner's ready lads

>MPs considered nationalising a Whitehall pub to avoid a drinking ban while they are relocated to the Department of Health’s offices for the duration of refurbishment works at the Palace of Westminster.

>Richmond House, which hosts the department, is one of three government buildings owned by Middle East financiers who have bought into an Islamic bond issued by the government. One of its stipulations is that no alcohol will be sold on the premises.

loooool

>>76828764
>islamic bond

What is this exactly?

>>76828764
remember when lefties said shit like this would never happen?

>>76828736
Actually lol'd

>>76828713
what?

>>76828781
The name's bond, Imran Bond

>>76828781
pretend bonds for financial neanderthals

>>76828764
don't see the issue here, alcohol is haram after all.

>>76828781
>David Cameron, the former prime minister, unveiled the Islamic bond, known as a Sukuk, in 2013, as part of a drive to raise cash from Islamic investors, who cannot buy into interest-paying government bonds because of religious rules against usury.
>Instead, the £200m bond sees investors effectively take ownership of three government buildings – Richmond House, Wellington House and a third Whitehall property – and take rent from the UK government for their use.
>However, the small print of the deal means that the buildings must be run according to the principles of sharia law. Any attempt to serve alcohol in the buildings could lead to a conflict with investors.

grim
this whole thing with muslims not dealing in interest rates is literally medieval

always hilarious when scummy media organizations try to play themselves as victims

>w-we dindu nuffin

What will I get angry about today?

>>76828839
always hilarious when drumpf supporters try to blame the media for their idol's incompetence

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Taking a bath with the gf.

Think I can hear the wife crying in the kitchen.

always hilarious when yanks come to /brit/ to talk about yank shit no one cares about

>>76828854
>look mom I'm projecting on the internet!

>>76828824
it's like creation science for finance

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>>76828728
Rude

>>76828824
So they can't claim interest, but can take rent, which presumably is paid at the exact same rate as the interest would have been?

That's absurd

Saw Trump's recent tweet about Kathy Griffin, thought it was hilarious
Marlins might actually do something this year

>>76828857
Hoping that when sex dolls become available it will automatically push me up above the wronguns, who buy them, in the pecking order of life

>check email
>interpals message after ignoring the site for months
>from some Persian yank girl who talks about Nietzsche on her profile
might have to marry her tbf

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who /altright/ here?

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bit of a problem lads
>dishwasher smelt a bit manky
>thought i'd chuck some bleach in it and run it empty to give it a clean
>bleach has turned into ten billion bubbles
>like one of those programmes on telly where the kids try using the washing machine
>bleach suds are leaking out of the dishwasher all over the kitchen floor
send help

>>76828869
love how they all flock to /brit/ to escape the tedious nature of yank culture but inevitably bring that uninspired slice of yankdom here
the true enemy of the yank... is the yank in him

>>76828946
>using a dishwasher

just do it by hand you mong

>>76828966
you live in poverty lol

>>76828961
bit gay

The absolute state of CNN (a Yank telly station).

>>76828961
>>76828869
oz shitposters

>>76828976
no I don't
I live on my own

>>76828895
is the return on rent equivalent to interest rates? guess you're right lel.
wonder how their economies """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""function""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" with this rule

>>76828873
>right projects continually
>left calls them on it
>OMG THE LEFT ALWAYS PROJECT

>>76828966
>>76828976
>>76828946
Don't you guys have gfs/wives to take care of shit like this?

Have literally not done the washing up in years except for the odd cup.

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reading your comments

>>76828961
actually i come here because the aussies that come here are usually funnier than elsewhere and the lesser of the autistic brits are also funnier

not really insightful, just for laffs; a bit of HAHA and then i swipe down; tab over after the jokes.

going to do a poo
reply if you want me to post results

>>76829018
no
see >>76828996

>>76828916
cannot wait to see roastie whores btfo

>>76829026
>I come here because brits and antipodean brits are funnier than yanks

>>76828999
they don't really

arab professionals tend to be very lazy
south asian slave labourers and western expats do the actual work

>>76829005
What are you even on about? Legit would have voted for Sanders over Trump and someone spergs about about LE EVIL DRUMPFF when I make a comment about the state of trashy partisan media in this country.

antipodean is such a noncey term

it's amazing that the Queen's early life was so boring and uneventful, that Netflix had to invent relastionship drama and a fake affair

doing a downward spiral

>>76829047
No, I said the Aussies that are here are better than elsewhere on the site and a select few Brits are also quite funny, at times

But yes, they are funnier than Yanks who are just a generic dull grey paste of text (roughly 80-90% of them at least) that really leaves me wishing I didn't read it.

Same goes for Brits and aussie flags but the percentage is closer to like 50%.

>>76829090
fuck off riley

>>76829072
It's a word the sign of someone trying to over-specify their speech.

>>76829090
if you feel that way how are you not escaping the tedious nature of yank culture (such as /cum/) by being here

It's a word the sign of someone

>>76829018
no lad, live by myself. loading the dishwasher is man work though tbph

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'umph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iXHytzh718

skyscanner down for anyone else?

fuck those fucking brainlets who try to over-specify their speech
makes me angry

>>76829104
>riley
Sorry don't know a riley. Know a bill O'reilly

>>76829119
I'm escaping it by being here, you answered your own question

alri

>>76829119
Only difference between /brit/ and /cum/ is that this general moves faster and is full of more mentally ill trap lovers

if the queen knighted wayne rooney before he retired, would the commentators have to refer to him as sir wayne or sir rooney every time they mentioned him?

>>76829130
fine here

also:
http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

>be yank
>be over-specific over the pacific

>>76829152
shut it nonce

>>76829142
>>76829143
>>76829144
Look at those post numbers.
Incredibly fast for this time of day.

>>76829144
Sir Wayne, or Wayne Rooney. He'd cease to be Mr Rooney once the offer was accepted.

doing a test post

>>76829138
so then why say "actually i come here because [exact same reason]"
pfffthahaha cauht you out mate

>>76829165
alri

>>76829177
In English please..

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it was predestined
>>76829205

>>76829202
alri

going to do a poo
don't reply if you want me to post results

>>76829214

>>76829202
why do the alt-right glorify negro behaviour?

>>76829200
so then why say >>76829026 "actually i come here because [exact same reason]"
pfffthahaha cauht you out mate

>>76829215
>>76829202
let's not start this

>>76829215
jesus you really are everywhere
go make a new

Imagine if Rooney gets knighted befoe Beckham

>>76829244
*hisses at you*

>>76829230
ok, i'll behave

>>76829237
why would an underwear model ever get knighted

*finishes it*
>>76829255

>>76829233
>you really are everywhere
what?

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>>76829165

>>76829257
>what?
*ahem*
I SAID.. YOU INVARIABLY APPEAR TO BE IN ALL LOCATIONS!

>>76829250
A man who captained the national team to zero major successes or trophies has the same award as his ultra-successful business owner wife

How can that be fair?

>>76829277
ok so.. WHAT HAS BROUGHT YOU TO THIS BAFFLING CONCLUSION?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHLzECN2K20

the bbc is more biased than /pol/. /pol/ would at least link the full conversation

FUCK ME

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I'm seeing double here
FOUR thailads!

>>76829275
I thought we already decided that Lynch is a hack and that Twin Peaks only has good atmosphere and music but the rest of it's "eery cultish Northern Canada" storyline is from hunger. Waste of time, etc.

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>>76829303
hahahaHAHAHAhhaa
ahahhhh

are you.... maybe JUSt maybe......... perchance..... perhapds just a teency tiny bit....


LYNCHED!!!!
Y
N
C
H
E
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>perhapds