If I marry my european boyfriend, does that mean I can become

>>76825203
No but mostly because you are not a little girl and you don't have a European boyfriend.

>>76825227
>No but mostly because you are not a little girl
No, I'm a boy

>and you don't have a European boyfriend
I have an online bf

>>76825288
you could
but only if the country allows fag marriages

>>76825412
Cool, I think I'm good then :)

It's a long, tedious process.
It takes something like ten years to actually become eligible for citizenship.

>>76825203
>>76825288
Marriages of same-sex people are illegal, barred by constitution itself. Also, you want that, go to California in the US. It is legal there.

>>76825203
You actually have to live here for 5 years and not be a terrorist. But yes.

>>76825884
wow, that's a long time

I guess you could try by blood, but it's a different country

>>76826213
uat

>>76826261
but if I marry, can I stay there without having a job or anything?

>>76825203
You're iberoamerican. Just move to Spain.

>>76826350
Coincidentally my bf is spaniard, but why does that have to do with anything?

>>76826297
Get a fucking job you leech

>>76826297
What part of "gay people cannot marry because the constitution bars it" is unclear to you? OP question is invalid.

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>>76826509
>stealing a job from the european youth
It will be better if I don't

>>76826557
Shitty excuse to be a parasite.

>>76826297
just go to the germ embassy and tell them you are applying for refugee status there.

they will suck you off and entice you with gibs and shit.


and I wish I were joking

>>76826555
I don't want to go to eastern shitrope anon, sorry

>>76826565
Also, someone has to be the housewife you know

>>76826569
but I want to live with my bf, I don't want to go to some random country

>>76826592
>but I want to live with my bf, I don't want to go to some random country

no problemo yurope is a federation now just like USA, take a bus there.


capcha: Howe Dresden <l<<<<<mfao

>>76826621
good point, but I'm pretty sure it's impossible to do that

ITT: people supporting pedastry

OP gonna get raped

>>76826803
Rude!

I'm 19, which means I'm a man and I already know everything there is to know. I'm ready for life.

>>76825288
>online bf
So you have no bf

you'll get a visitor visa that you need to renew every now and then and it will be automatically approved

>>76825203
Do you even look like those cartoon girls you post?
If not, you're not gonna get married or loved. Really.

>>76826914
but we love each other for real >.<

>>76826953
thank you for clearing that up

>>76826994
being a 7 out of 10 is good enough

>>76827122
>being a 7 out of 10 is good enough
This mean jackshit, prove it

>>76825203
No, Unless you tell me the source of that mango

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>>76826803
>pedastry

>>76826412
>However, you might be from or have the passport from a country whose official language includes Spanish and/or Portuguese (all Ibero-American countries including Brazil [note: countries such as Jamaica, Belize, Trinidad and Tobago, Suriname and others from the region whose official language is not Spanish/Portuguese are not included in the list], or other former Spanish colonies or territories with historical ties with Spain such as the Philippines (where Spanish is no longer the official language), Puerto Rico (whose residents are technically US citizens with US passports), Andorra (whose official language is Catalan), Portugal, Equatorial Guinea or if you are of Sephardic Jewish descent (of any nationality—be prepared, though, to prove it with your genealogical tree, Iberian surname, Judaeo-Spanish [Ladino] language competency, your parents’ or your own ketubah, etc.—the more the better!). In that case, your wait will be 2 years.
>If you’ve been married to a Spanish citizen for more than a year, your wait will be 1 year.
You'll get your EU passport in 2 years

>>76827122
pls post pic

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Where's my bf?

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>tfw 5/10
>tfw no bf and will never be

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>tfw never will have cute bf

*steals your bf*

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>>76825203

Its bestiality is illegal in Europe regardless of gender.

>>76830270
Can't steal what I don't have.

>>76830393
You don't have it because I stole it in the first place :)

How come Brazil is the gayest country here?

>>76830484
Can I have it back? I'm lonely.

shittest thread ever

>>76825203
I suppose that depends if your boyfriend is from a country that is friendly towards fags.

You will get stoned for being a fag in yurocuckistan.

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>>76830629
Never he is mine now.
Perhaps I'll share it with you if you behave

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>>76830922
You better not defile him and return him right now or there's going to be trouble.

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>>76831025
Ah he is alright don't worry. He is just making me lunch at this moment, even if he can't stand heat (32°C today) and I'm forcing him to sautée onions and shrooms.
Good, loyal Estonianon's bf. Perhaps I'll ask him to go grocery shopping under the heat as well.

>>76831209
*punches you*
*grabs your bf by the ass and does a double pose from behind*
Sucker....

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>>76831209
> ask him to go grocery shopping under the heat as well.
Haha, what an easy-to-manipulate cuck

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>>76831209
Sounds nice.

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>>76831348
Jokes on you, this one was trapped.
You just fell into my trap, Jukka.
*detonates paint bomb*
Now you're all green.
AH AH
>>76831363
Peбy ? Why are you talking about yourself ?

>>76831406
Shame you can't be here anon. Lots of cuddling at night.

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>>76831465
So this is how helpers are born

>>76831509
I wouldn't want to share my bf with anyone, he's mine and mine alone.

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>>76825203
>gay
>posts anime

Stay away from Europe

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>>76831614
Ah alright anon, I'll stop messing with you. You'll get your bf restored and in shaped tomorrow by postal mail.
>>76831571
Yup, accept your fate Jukka.
Is it still midnight sun in Finland ?

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Could I legitimately become a Polish citizen if I got married to a Polish woman?
...you don't have to point out that it's almost impossible for a nip male to get one, i know that.

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>>76831465
>Peбy ?
Maybe...
> Why are you talking about yourself ?
That's false!

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>>76831786
>He doesn't know about the massive amount of weaboo poles
They have some of the biggest anime con in Europe.
>>76831898
Yeah, I'm right. I'd recognize that cuteness.

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>>76831999
Uaaa, I'm going to visit my parents' countryside house today and I'll have to use their local awful internet for a few days...

>>76831669
Anime really does turn people gay. We need to do something.

>>76832144
Just take it as an occasion to enjoy the calm of the countryside. Do you write ? It's a pretty relaxing activity. Just write your thoughts about stuff. Or what you'd like me to do to you.
Or even try to draw. It's easier than you might think if you just pick a static object or something.

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>>76832270
>>76832270
Yeah, I'll try to enjoy it
Hm, no, I never tried doing anything like that and I'm pretty bad at drawing
I'm planning to play some old games and read something
>Or what you'd like me to do to you.
WHAT?

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>>76832654
Reading is pretty good. Picked up Macbeth today. I never actually read it in English it'll be interesting.
What old games ? Been replaying some Doom 2 and it's a blast.
>WHAT
What's with that reaction ? What are you imagining ? You wouldn't think about weird stuff now ?

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>>76832950
>>76832950
Oh, nice. I've read some English books, but they were pretty easy to read
I'm not sure, probably Gothic, Hitman or UT since I used to play it a lot when I was younger
Oh, no. Of course not :-)