/brit/

Fuck off we're full

>>76824685
>Spicks
thought it was just "spics"

>>76824720
That's the yank version this is /brit/ mate. Wouldn't expect a foreigner to understand.

babestation

>>76824735
I think the term is yank in general

>>76824760
Fuck off JF

the ladyboy GF was a bit rough with my arsehole last night lads wew, struggling to sit down

>>76824768
shan't

the future king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWMd3rQPJ8Y

Just got home

>have to wageslave in the morning
>faggots won't stop lighting shit off until 1 a.m.
>too hot to keep windows closed
Reeeeeee

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dont want to do slep

>>76824784
hope he abdicates t?bh

deadset reckon a chicken and salad wrap tastes better than a burger desu lads

dont know what fatties are on about

no yanks allowed

yanks next door are hollering and banging pots and pans

>>76824810
'sheed

>>76824819
Call the cops
They don't have guns anyway

>>76824839
would love to hear the explanation for this one

>>76824845
*taps the sign*

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>>76824819

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hopefully i will live long enough to have my consciousness uploaded to a giant robot and become a demigod

>>76824816
You've never had a proper burger
And you're a poof

>>76824868
why would they pick you

>>76824868
hello funnyjunk

Hate burgers. Just don't like the taste, the texture or the look. ESPECIALLY fast food burgers. They look truly vile.

>>76824880
>buy a big robot
>plug it into the ol brain
>done
>????

>>76824897
you must be a fussy eater

>>76824685
>>76824706
>>76824735
>>76824749
>>76824768
>>76824797
>>76824803
>>76824819
>>76824854
>>76824880
>>76824893
>>76824897
Sleeping is for losers edition?

simple as

>>76824872
i've had plenty. chicken and salad wraps are better.

>>76824913
hi Nassim do you know good hotels in Bankok? Is it rain season now?

>>76824897
unironically agree

>>76824917
i just got up you froggy queer

>>76824922
Poof

>>76824938
What did you just call me you smelly frog?

>>76824945
loser.

>>76824950
and who the fuck are you, may I ask?

>>76824964
I'm thailad, king of /brit/, now fuck off

>>76824964
certainly not "Nassim" or any of your other Pakistani mates

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>you don't like burgers????? poof

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morning lads

>>76824922
Having had plenty doesn't mean you've had a proper one

>>76824993
bit early

>>76824977
mkay, ntmu

>>76824980
Nassim is a philosopher and a womanizer

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>I'm thailad, king of /brit/

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WHICH ONE'S THE REAL THAAAIIIIILAAAAD

>>76824998
aye

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>>76825008
>Nassim is a philosopher and a womanizer
Are you talking about the Algerian, I unironically thought his name was "Alan"
>>76825016

>>76824996
cunts set up stores every second block selling "american burgers" which are vastly different to the slop of mcdonalds etc. they're not bad, and i like a few but I much prefer wraps.

>>76824986
The country that gave the world vegemite has no space to talk about food

>>76825033
Yes, you should meet him, very interesting.

wrap poof loves his fucking wraps

>>76825035
Are the shops run by yanks or aussies?

wish lamb were cheaper here like it is down under

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>26 degrees
do one

vegemite is just a pound shop marmite

>>76825041
you literally eat it wrong though, so it's not surprising you don't like it.

Higgs boson causes gravity. Few people know a belgium physicist got the Nobel with Higgs.

>>76825058
some yanks, some australians. friends who've been to the states say some are pretty similar to the ones you get there. obviously they're not in&out or something, but they're different to mcdonalds and the like.

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post memri

What's so special about Thailad?

>>76825109
literally nothing

>>76825120
Are you british? Working there?

>>76825130
yeh

This is SEA power hour everyone else out!

just booked a flight to thurgoona to get my vegemite handlers cert
gonna make a killing off this down in the us

>>76825133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y3TKv7Chk4

>>76825145
dont forget your forkie so you can move them round the joint

>>76825130
I'm actually a nonce on the run from interpol, thailand's a pretty good place to hide out

>>76825137
>a political cartoon from the left that fails to use an logic
Ah yes.

>>76825082
Fair enough. Truthfully they're far from my favorite meal and unhealthy af, but they can be pretty satisfying on occasion.

>>76825162
defo makes sense. Is it rain season?

>>76825162
go back to Cambodian proxy and make your own gimmick

Just read Caligula by Suetonius.

Fuckin love Tim Tam chillers t bqh

Just read Bully by Jim Schutze.

>>76825169
>that fails to use an logic
lol yanks

>>76825171
can't deny that, but that's what makes them good desu. eating that stuff everyday would be so grim

>>76825178
Yes it's rainy season

>>76825181
fuck off fake thailad

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>>76825113

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>>76825214
you'll never be me

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What does this cunt think he is DOING

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>>76825204
*any

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>>76825257
>he doesn't block ADs

>>76825264
wasn't even mocking the typo

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Tfw not even proxy

>>76825272
How do you block in-app ads? Assume it requires rooting your phone

>>76825283
oh, I thought you were the other thaiflag

what are you doing in Cambodia?
>>76825290
There's loads of ways some of which may or may not need root but I wouldn't know because rooting is literally the first thing I do with a new phone.

Fucking state on the BBC.

The sooner this sack of shit becomes a voluntary subscription service the better.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40428287

>>76825280
You don't want to debate me on gun rights, believe me when I say this; you will lose.

>>76825317
the picture implied that having less guns means less shootings. this isn't even an argument

>>76825311
I tried to root this one when I first got it but it kept giving me errors so I gave up

*1776 commences again*

>>76825328
You're right, because it is an extremely naive fallacy.

>>76825336
did a quick look.. seems like Lucky Patcher doesn't need root and it's a good way to adblock and also get paid shit for free on some apps.
https://luckypatcher.co/

It seems like exactly the sort of app that needs root but apparently not. Worth a try..

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*leafcucks try to take the credit again*

>>76825352
not even slightly

>>76825363
Top lad. Thanks mate
>>76825352
I miss my guns so much. Sometimes feel like I sold my soul coming to Aus

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>>76825388
No wuzzers, go to toolbox at the bottom to do it system wide

can't sleep

>>76825366
up until the 1950s if you asked someone in english speaking canada what they were, they would probably identify as british more so than as "canadians" (which is why we have an identity crisis now)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl9HD01V704

>>76825383
Yes it is. Banning guns means fuck all to criminals since they don't obey laws. They only people hurt by gun control are law abiding citizens who now cannot defend themselves.

99% of gun violence in America is caused by nig nogs gang banging and doing drive bys. Chicago is the epicenter of the problem since it is the black on black violence, gun violence and gang violence capitol of America and yet Chicago has some of the strictest gun control laws in the country.

>>76825458
hm yeah must be why gun crime is so high here

not

anyone else shit themselves whenever they hear a knock on the door? hate living life constantly looking over my shoulder lads

>>76825480
Must be why gun violence increased in Australia after they banned guns

which of the following conspiracies are most likely to be true

>The illuminati
>The Bilderbergs
>The Freemasons
>Ancient aliens
>Lizard people
>Global leftist influence
>Global Jewish influence

>>76825496
bet it's lower now than it was when guns were legal

>>76825458
ever notice that all other first world countries don't have weekly mass shootings? strange that

>>76825449
Good, it's time to wake up and be productive

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>>Global leftist influence

>>76825497
third one and last two

Dont know what i actually want to do with life
Increasingly realising i dont give the slightest shit about engineering but i dont know what i give a shit about

>>76825458
>‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

>>76825480
You falsely assume that banning guns gets rid of guns. If someone wanted a gun in the UK, they could get one and everyone would be powerless to stop them. That's the scary thing.

>>76825513
>singling this one out in a post which includes ancient aliens and space people
why are lefties so sensitive?

>>76825529
If someone wanted a gun in the UK, they could get one by moving to NI.

>>76825504
But it's not
http://freebeacon.com/issues/australia-sees-spike-in-gun-crime-despite-outright-ban/

btw how is brexit foing?

>>76825528
tbf, it's more than just a matter of the legality of guns. For instance, Switzerland and Finland both have very lax gun laws and almost never have the sort of shit we see in the states. Socio-economics and mental health is the primary factor

>>76825549
Fake news

>>76825505
Who needs guns when you can just drive a truck into a crowd? Ban trucks.

>>76825529
tbf there's terrorists doing attacks with knives, if getting guns were that easy you'd expect them to up their game.

neighbors are shooting off wizbangers and snifferwiffles

>>76825562
Feel free to research the statistics yourself

>>76825564
>he says as his countrymen were just mowed down by a vehicle

>>76825505
Nah, they just have weekly terror attacks.

Boss gave me a rant about politics today

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>>76825549
Literally fake news

>>76825584
are you back to work then?

>>76825567
IIRC one of the London attackers had a gun.

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Germanic peoples moved out of southern Scandinavia and Germany after 1000 BC.

The phase occurring between the 3rd and 4th century is documented by Greek and Latin historians. It puts Germanic peoples in control of most areas of what was then the Western Roman Empire. The initial Anglo-Saxon settlement of Britain occurred during the 5th century.

There are many theories for the cause of the expansion.

19th century German scholars viewed used the term Volk to refer to these people. This was the Romantic ideal that there once had been a single Germanic people who originated from a common homeland, sharing a core identity and spirit.

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>>76825586
>no one used a knife in australia before 2001
KNEW crocodile dundee was a bad influence

>>76825574
alright will do
http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/compareyears/10/total_number_of_gun_deaths

wow real shocker that you were full of shit who could have seen that coming

>>76825590
I don't think any of the recent ones have.

>>76825588
yea finally
was going a bit mental with all the time off

>>76825611
Arbeit macht frei

>>76825611
Here's some time off mate
*blows your head off with a bazooka*

>>76825590
nah it was reported that they did at first cos there were loads of gunshots, turned out it was just the coppers shooting them a lot

>the basic Monopoly board has different property names in the USA and UK
woah

>>76825586
>>76825605
>the yank conveniently disappears
wow didn't expect that either today is full of surprises

it's almost like....other factors are at play when you talk about banning guns and the incidence rates of gun crime....whoa dudes

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o-okay lads it was funny at first but can i PLEASE have a (you) now

>>76825586
All except no weapon are trending back up you mong

>>76825647
Only if you tell me HK isn't in SEA

just wish yanks would admit that the only reason they still have guns is because they like guns desu

absolutely nothing wrong with that, i'd love to have a gun me, but i can't be dealing with the shite they spew when cornered on gun crime

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>>76825661
hk isn't in SEA

>>76825666
america needs guns. it's hard to fathom being here, or in the UK, but it's an entirely different situation there.

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>>76825632
Yeah it's almost like that

>>76825654
>trending back up
>the stats are actually lower than the previous year and have stayed at around 200-230 for the past decade
doing a think

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guns are just cool t b h
annoyed by lefties who pretend they aren't

>statistics
>financial mathematics
>computer science
>neuroscience
which should i study then boyos

>>76825666
It's cultural and part of their ideals of freedom. The real reason behind it is irrelevant these days and you could even argue has already failed.
>>76825675
Ok, if you still want to run for leadership you've got my vote

>>76825666
As you wish Satan

>>76825666
Replace gun with nigger

>>76825707
don't think i'd want a nigger desu

they're smelly and take up too much room

>>76825654
>population increases
>total number of crimes increase

It really does make one think

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>>76825696
freud said dreaming about guns means youre gay

>>76825564
>the only use for a truck is to kill people
ah yes

>>76825692
Look at the end of the graph which btw ends 4 years ago

Some say that Ayrshire is the power behind the throne

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pictured: me (the spider) and /brit/ (the frog)
an entirely pleasant relationship with the potential to turn sinister at any point
think on

>>76825702
why not study them all
maybe take up nuclear engineering as a hobby

>>76825578
>this somehow means guns are good
lol

>>76825688
Still 5x the number of any civilised first world country

>>76825732
there's a more modern one that goes up to 2015 here >>76825605


gun crime has stayed between 200-230 in australia for over a decade and was last recorded as less than the prior year

>>76825737
*subscribes*

>>76825688
i have no idea what you're trying to represent with that desu

>>76825742
Murder rights among white people are the same as Europe, if not lower in some areas

Reminder that 90% of all crime in NYC was done by blacks or hispanics last year

Whenever a yank talks about Switzerland being able to responsibly have guns it reminds me of a mental patient asking why he can't own a gun

>>76825721
Freud was a (((kike)))
Jung is much better
for him the gun is masculine Animus in its undeveloped, primitive form. symbolic of the spear and Mars who wields it.

>>76825761
they're still in america aren't they?

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>>76825761
>if you just exclude 40% of the population then we're fine!

>>76825761
hard for white people to murder each other when there are a dozen of them at most wandering around the North Woods

>>76825782
Your dog still shits in your house doesnt it?

America doesn't have a gun problem, it has black problem.

>>76825703
>you could even argue has already failed.
Killing Indians?

>>76825792
I wouldn't be in favour of allowing a dog to use a gun

>>76825792
depends if he's been out all night shooting people or not

>>76825805
What about a gun dog?

5792
>americans literally don't train their pets not to shit in the house
what the fuck is wrong with that country

>>76825819
Like a deagle?

what would Jesus do if he had a gun?

>>76825836
shoot you

>>76825828
umm excuse me but he only makes up a small percentage of the population. if you removed all dogs that shit in the house, there'd be NO instances of dogs in america shitting in the house.

>>76825799
It's something about being able to form militias in case the government gets too powerful and starts infringing on the people's freedoms.

The problem is this has already happened and there's no way guns will make a difference vs. current technology.

fucking insomnia lads, can't sleep
i want to shoot these fucking birds that start chirping away at 3am
and i'm meant to have a driving lesson at 11.30

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>>76825844

Can't imagine what it's like being a Euroweenie or Aussie-fats (reminder they are still fat as fuck despite America being more obese) and thinking about guns.

You guys actually believe guns have psychic powers, capable of brainwashing the holder or owner. You actually think we all just tote guns around everywhere

99% of the time, guns are stored in cupboards. 1% of the time will they ever be handled.

>>76825850
guns are seen as a way to reinforce a group against government pressure, and that's part of the whole musket thing. adding that sort of deterrent to military intervention gives military personnel another reason to possibly avoid trying to engage them.

that being said, that whole argument relies on the idea that people who have sworn to defend the freedom of their country will turn their guns on and murder/drone their own citizens. they will not.

>>76825850
the government could never fully opress Americans by force of arms
they would be btfo and be forced to deal with constant rebellion or even civil war

that's why they always use non-forceful means and let people keep their guns safe at home

If you don't count the 1% of the time that guns are being used to shoot people, they don't actually shoot anybody at all.

>>76825896
>soldiers never turn on their own citizens
Lol. Dumbest thing I've read all day.

>>76825896
>they will not
hasn't this been said about literally every country where exactly this happened

If you exclude all the people who are shot, nobody actually gets shot

>>76825930
I doubt the American military would
its like its own sub-government almost and has much more state loyalty
if the government tried I imagine some states would revolt and call their boys back home to fight the union

>>76825922
Yes, correct

>>76825885
If you want to have a gun, that's fine. It's basing your culture around it that seems a bit strange to non-yanks. Kind of like people that smoke weed and never shut up about.

>>76825930
i never said soldiers dont. I framed it very explicitly so that it stated american soldiers would not. try actually reading next time.

I really do not think that the american military would willingly, from grunts up, turn on american civilians in america.

>>76825900
>the government could never fully opress Americans by force of arms
It seems like an extremely counterproductive way of doing things and isn't really the point but I'd bet they could with non-conventional warfare such as LRAD if they really wanted to.

>>76825933
see
>>76825965

>>76825948
>basing your culture around it
Never heard this in my life desu

>>76825945
>>76825965
You guys read too many comics or watch too many Hollywood movies. They might. No country is an exception. Power corrupts, etc. We're just as unfriendly to each other as any other land. The "I'm right, you're wrong" mentality can happen to anyone. IT's the oldest Biblical story

>>76825976
i still don't buy that tbqh. Like i'm pretty sure that some soldier from the mid west would pretty happily turn his gun on a liberal elite from the coastal cities or something, if given the right excuse. America is very divided

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>>76825832
No. Beagles are hound dogs. They chase game in packs and tear them to shreds. Gun dogs are for use with a gun to retrieve the animal or flush it. There are also gun cats.

>>76825850
That's some idealized Enlightenment era bollocks. Guns were common then for self-defence and were necessary. That's really why they had them. I don't necessarily disagree, it's eventually how Ireland won it's freedom and why NI is still part of the UK, but it's not sound in principle. What's stopping a militia with malicious intentions overthrowing the government anyway? The people who swear by the 2nd amendment are loons.

>>76825999
i don't really understand what you have to go off then. you aren't going to have what the military has now. you have an armed deterrence that'd get wiped off of the face of the earth by the military if military personnel complied with orders.

>>76826005
that would divide the military and you would have a civil war on your hands

that's why the Government uses a militarized police instead since they are directly controlled by the Feds meanwhile the military has a lot more independence and would not agree to do that.

police are more than willing to kill and beat people up, ironically soldiers are much less likely to be used like this

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>You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.

>>76826005
some would obviously stick with the order, no doubt. however, i think a very large portion would say no fucking way and either refuse outright or go back to their home town in the coastal city to defend it from some midwest fuckwit coming to kill people.

>>76826029
I'm sure there's some basis in fact for both points.
>A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. On December 15, 1791, the Bill of Rights (the first ten amendments to the Constitution) was adopted, having been ratified by three-fourths of the states.

>>76826060
ah yes... what is stopping people invading the USA is the armed civilian population and not the most powerful military in the world or the largest nuclear arsenal in history... yes...

>>76826075
correct

>>76826005
America is not really that divided. There are minor differences, at best, that do not upset the foundation. We have nothing as catastrophically dividing to plunge us into an all out civil war.

Also, it's not the 1800s. A mid-western looks and behaves like any other coastal city.

>>76826048
It's about having standards and setting a precedent. It's like a small, little "gotcha" to use against our government. No shit they aren't going to work against a Tomhawk cruise missile. But, it's still nice to collect them, to practice with them, and to own them. Their presence is nice.

PINTS

*grabs yer tits*

>>76826111
>>76826090
yer hows it garn lads

one of my mates here is a heavy-set yank fellow and so far 5 bar owners have grabbed his chest or made some sort of milking gesture
feel bad for him desu

>>76826131
lose weight simple as

>>76826131
We used to run behind fat kids, and surprise them by jaming our forefingers under their moobies, yelling "bean dip!" and running away

>>76826140
he is trying to be fair to him

>>76826131
>being fat
>being fat in Asia
don't do either of these

>>76826163
What about the Buddha?

*challenges you to a swimming race*
*wins*
heh... better luck next time, chubster

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>>76826169
the Buddha wasn't fat

>>76826118
No bad lad. We are both the same person 2bh.

>>76826177
He was white

>>76826177
where did this idea even come from? He's always depicted as thin chap here.

>>76826214
When I was in China they all loved the fat Buddha. I even bought a small statue of one. Something about prosperity.

>>76826214
was just thinking this. Ive been to a few temples and one nunnery here, he's always been depicted as healthy looking, never chubby

>>76826214
Budai is called Buddha here

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>>76826214
Budai is sometimes called "fat Buddha" even though he's a different dude
sometimes people worship him as "maitreya" or the Buddha to come as successor to Gautama

Budai or Pu-Tai[1][2] (Chinese and Japanese: 布袋; pinyin: Bùdài; rōmaji: Hotei[3]; Vietnamese: Bố Đại) is a Chinese folkloric deity. His name means "Cloth Sack",[3] and comes from the bag that he is conventionally depicted as carrying. He is usually identified with or seen as an incarnation of Maitreya, the future Buddha, so much so that the Budai image is one of the main forms in which Maitreya is depicted in China.[3] He is almost always shown smiling or laughing, hence his nickname in Chinese, the Laughing Buddha (Chinese: 笑佛; pinyin: Xiào Fó).[1][3][4]

In the West, the image of Budai is often mistaken for that of Gautama Buddha, and is hence called the Fat Buddha (Chinese: 胖佛; pinyin: Pàng Fó).[5]

>>76826220
Yeah i've heard the fat=prosperous thing, I suppose it was a collision of the two to bring some kind of luck.
>>76826246
looks like a top lad

>>76826237
It seems you're right, my mistake. He was described to me as the Buddha there though. Probably since I'm a stupid westerner.

Budai doesn't seem to be a thing here at all.

>>76826264
dumb gwai lo

>>76826250
>Budai or Pu-Tai is a Chinese folkloric deity.
ah

>>76826264
well in China he is a "buddha" just not THE Buddha
and the Chinese call him laughing Buddha

>>76826276
Wor Eye Nee <3

>>76826269
only Sinosphere
more popular in China, Vietnam and Korea and Japan somewhat

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wouldn't mind if Elle had a raging 12 incher tbqh

>>76826286
is this canto cos i dont know what it means

>>76826291
I see, there's a bit of a Hinduism clash here with Buddhism which is kinda cool.
>>76826313
yeh, I used to have a canto speaking chink gf from Guangzhou. I learned like 5 things in Cantonese this being one of them. Means "I love you"

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Fat Buddha is a pretty cool guy
Give him a belly rub for luck in the morning

>>76826325
dòjeh <3

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>>76826264
>Probably since I'm a stupid westerner.
You can pretend to be Bodhidharma

>Bodhidharma traditionally credited as the transmitter of Zen Buddhism to China, and regarded as its first Chinese patriarch. According to Chinese legend, he also began the physical training of the monks of Shaolin Monastery that led to the creation of kungfu. According to the principal Chinese sources, Bodhidharma came from the Western Regions. Bodhidharma is depicted as an ill-tempered, profusely-bearded, wide-eyed non-Chinese person. He is referred as "The Blue-Eyed Barbarian". The Anthology of the Patriarchal Hall (952) identifies Bodhidharma as the 28th Patriarch of Buddhism in an uninterrupted line that extends all the way back to the Gautama Buddha himsel.

>>76826330
Disgusting

SPEAKER HEATER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzvhgJMDTh0

>>76826330
Seems odd to put a big Catholic cross and prayer beads around his neck.

Lunch time

to live in a time where there wasn't required such a sign

>>76826355
he was probably from central Asia somewhere
he could have been from one of the Hellenic kingdoms since there were a lot of Greco-Buddhists in Western/Central Asia

morning lads.
fuck off nonce.

Things are truly getting real, my family! Be prepared for anything the establishment, NWO, Freemasons, Jesuits(including the Pope), satanists, gov't, Rothchilds, etc throw your way!! NASA, etc are on blast. Project Blue Beam? Another 9/11? Haarp? CERN? An assasination attempt? I can go on and on..... They use every trick/weapon in their book.. But the truth always wins ! If you aren't previously acquainted with some of the things mentuoned? More to research.. I have! Always stay awake/ready!

>>76826391
Most likely he was Indo-European. They lived as far as western China. The world's first marijuana smoker came from western China, and he had a pair of blue eyes with a Europoid skull

>>76826391
Or from the hindu kush

Bríttene ígland[1] is ehta hund mila lang. twa hund brad. her sínd on þis iglande fif ge þeode. Englisc. Brittisc. Wilsc. Scyttisc. Pyhtisc. Boc Leden[2]. Erest weron bugend þises landes Bríttes. þa coman of Armenia. ge sætan suðeweard Bryttene ærost. Ƿa ge lamp hit OE thaet.png Pyhtas coman suþan of Scithian.

The island Britain[1] is 800 miles long, and 200 miles broad. And there are in the island five nations; English, Welsh (or British)[2], Scottish, Pictish, and Latin. The first inhabitants were the Britons, who came from Armenia, and first peopled Britain southward. Then happened it, that the Picts came south from Scythia

>>76826432
>>76826408
or Afghanistan since it was strongly Buddhist for a long time

>>76826408
> The world's first marijuana smoker came from western China, and he had a pair of blue eyes with a Europoid skull
>>76826432
>kush
o_0 DOOD

>>76826453
DUDE

absurd amount of nonces (JFs) today lads

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>>76826447
the hindu kush is in afghanistan and pakistan la, mainly inhabited by pashtuns (who often have light eyes and skin).
Wish afghanistan was still buddhist, greco-buddhism was ultra aesthetic

>>76826453
Maybe Tocharian or Saka too

I wonder if we had a time machine, and went back in time, what the people living in ancient Iran/Afghanistan would look like

>>76826478
hong mong > vietnonce > thainonce tbqh

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>>76826485
Buddhism in practically all of western/central Asia and a lot of southern/ SE Asia was hurt really badly if not completely whipped out by Muslims

they completely destroyed it in India, burnt down all the temples and all the scholarship at the time that wasn't smuggled out to Tibet or East Asia.
very depressing, a lot of intelligent philosophical and scientific work done in these places was destroyed forever.
Buddhists probably have more reason to hate Muslims than anyone

>>76826549
Zoroastrianism too

>>76826575
yea but Zoroastrianism was never as much of a "people's" faith so much as it was one for the nobility only. the regular people were more or less excluded which is why they converted to Islam while the old elites refused to.

>>76826485

not that I care about eastern mysticism, but it's a bloomin shame the local religious zealots blew that all to smithereens

>>76826549
Hindus have a good reason to hate them as well. We will never know the full extant of their damage to India

>tfw you will never live in a world where Saddam conquered Kuwait and Saudi Arabia, leading to a large, stable bloc in the Middle East

>>76826603
That's been going on for thousands of years. Now imagine that which has been destroyed that was never recorded by man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsK0WsL0fVc
absolute STATE of yanks

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off to work lads

Don't care about chink religion. Fuck off

>>76826633
in 100 years we will be seeing great works in Europe being blown up or burnt down as well
its already starting to happen due to political pressures

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Work ends in 50 minutes

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toil begins in exactly 2 hours and 5 minutes

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Off work til next Monday lads

#realbrendanhours

I'm a yummy mummy don't need a man in my life apart from my son

*listens to Clean Bandit - Rockabye and cries into my glass of prosecco*

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This is what was happening in merry old England 1000 years ago, according to the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle:

A.D. 1017. This year King Knute took to the whole government of
England, and divided it into four parts: Wessex for himself,
East-Anglia for Thurkyll, Mercia for Edric, Northumbria for Eric.King Knute also banished Edwy etheling, whom he afterwards ordered to be slain, and Edwy, king of the churls; and before the calends of August the king gave an order to fetch him the widow of the other king, Ethelred, the daughter of Richard [Duke of Normandy], to wife.

((A.D. 1017. This year Knute was chosen king.))

>>76826741
more like empire of cunt lmao

>>76826741
Based Wessex

May get an appointment at a hipster looking barbers and tell him to cut it however he wants. Chances of me coming out with a top knot or a Deano fade?

>>76826770
>deano fade
Deanos appropriated it from other trends. It's not a deano thing

>>76826691
why are you awake lad?

nobody wants a punch in the face because when you get punched in the face it hurts

>>76826770
Just ask for no fade

watching joe rogan talk about aliens

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>>76824685
Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it. Let's go through the evidence:
Where are they from?
Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea. Do there is a consensus on british people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing.
What do they eat?
Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these british people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy.
What language do they speak?
I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""british"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not.
What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist.

jay-z's new album is OK

no bangers though

what's with all the JFs?

>>76826830
Hello nigger

not a word

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>>76826800
my work sleep schedule has become a permanent fixture

>>76826835
poor nigga rich nigga die nigga young nigger black nigger

>jay zed

>jason zedniac

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More from the Chronicle

Fun fact: The shooting star they are describing is confirmed to have been Halle's Comet making its 70 year return, and was weaved into the Bayeux Tapestry

A.D. 1066. This year came Earl Harold from York to Westminster, on the Easter succeeding the midwinter when the king (Edward) died. Then was over all England such a token seen as no man ever saw before. Some men said that it was the comet-star, which others call the long-hair'd star. It was credibly reported that Earl William from Normandy, King Edward's cousin, would come hither and gain this land. Then Harold went to Scotland with twelve smacks; and the king of the Scots entertained him, and aided him with provisions; and he abode there all the summer. Then came Harald, King of Norway, north into the Tine, with a very great sea-force -- no small one. But, before earl Harold could come thither, the Earls Edwin and Morcar had gathered from their earldoms as great a force as they could get, and fought with the enemy. They made a great slaughter too. In the midst of this came Harold, now called king of the English, with all his army. There was slain Harald the Fair-hair'd, King of Norway. Meantime Earl William came up from Normandy into Pevensey. There was slain King Harold, and Leofwin his brother. And the Frenchmen gained the field of battle, as God granted them for the sins of the nation. Earl William returned to Hastings, and waited there to know whether the people would submit to him. Then on midwinter's day Archbishop Aldred hallowed him to king at Westminster.

business idea: suicide

Just waiting for weed to be legal x

George Bush doesn't care about black people

dua lipa?

>>76826892
same

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Heading to my place of toil

business idea: action post in person

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>>76826898
Conspiracy theorist

new
>>76826974
>>76826974
>>76826974

A.D. 1087. In the one and twentieth year after William began to govern and direct England, as God granted him, was a very heavy and pestilent season in this land. Full nigh every other man was in the worst disorder, that is, in the diarrhea. Many men died in the disorder. Afterwards came, through the badness of the weather as we before mentioned, so great a famine over all England, that many hundreds of men died. Alas! how wretched and how rueful a time was there! King William went from Normandy into France with an army, and made war upon his own lord Philip, the king of France, and slew many of his men.

>>76826891
Doesn't seem sustainably profitable.

>>76827056
That's the beautiful part, it's a pump and dump scheme.