>Americans call their father 'Sir'

>>76820524
Only when we're in trouble or trying to be deferential.

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>Americans call their African compatriots "nigga"

>>76821052
>brits fuck pigs for fun
Also marry them

>>76820524
It is short for "Sire."
You may, of course, feel free to enjoy the subliminal reference to horse genitalia, but only behind securely locked doors.

>Americans call their sisters wife

>>76820524
I call my father "batya"

>>76820524
I do that too but in my language of course.

>tfw father gets mad if you use any informal words around him will just give you a stern "excuse me?"
>say the formal word instead
>"LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU"
>wasn't even in trouble

>>76820524
Only the kids with super strict parents do this

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My father calls me sir

>>76820524
Where the fuck do you hear shit like this? We don't do that. Only a very few psycho super-strict parents demand that of their kids. Stop seeing something one time in one movie and deciding it's what we all do.

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>>76820524
>Americans have to tip their mother after she gives birth to them

>>76821678
This

>>76824414
Why do american bullies lock smart kids in the locker? Is it anti-intellectualism

>>76824429
And all they have is their foreskin. This is why they call "tip", in memory of the tip of their dicks.>>76824430

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>>76820524
>mexicans call their father 'boss'

>>76821678
And your female cousins call you husband.

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>>76820524

>Americans wear shoes inside of their homes

>Americans microwave tea

>Americans clap at the end of a movie

>Americans put ice in drinks no matter what the weather is

>Americans can buy guns in big box stores like Walmart

>Americans celebrate and take part in college sports

>>76824574
Canadians literally do all of these things as well

And I'm assuming you mean only the USA