It's that time of the evening lads. The Burgerstani 241st birthday party.
INVITED: France, Netherlands, Spain, IRA, Scottish/Welsh/Cornish nationalists, pooinloos and Morocco for being bros in being the first to recognize our soveriegnty.
Stay the FUCK out: UK, Irish Unionists, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and the rest of the Commonwealth realms
What's your favorite thing about American posters, /int/? Americans, what's your favorite part about being born in the greatest country in the history of the Universe?
happy birthday
>>76819124
now now son why isn't daddy invited to your birthday party?
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
>tfw when nobody comes to your birthday party
>>76819124
>Stay the FUCK out:
You forgot to add German as they fought with the British against us and you forgot to invite Poland who helped us.
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>>76819124
>The Burgerstani 241st birthday party
it's the 2017th birthday moron
>>76819124
s-spics can be fwends with america?
>>76819124
>tfw qt 3.1415 is bbq burgers.
>shitposting on /int/
havent been on here in a week, l@ds.
>>76822311
Will you help to contribute towards the wall?
New York fireworks are on guys
Someone please erase this country from existance.
This country is dead.
>>76822311
all spics invited by proxy through spain
>>76819124
IS IT RNH ???
yes
BC ITS FOURTH OF JULY
>tfw eating a burger and shitposting with no irony
>>76822357
waaa? not on her bday.
>>76822311
Chile should get an invite, I love me some pinochet.
>>76822368
>defensive halfback
Wot?
Happy birthday
>What's your favotite thing about american posters
They know how it feels to be hated by the rest of the world
>>76822331
sure my fatty friend
happy birthday :)
>>76822421
Poland loves us at least.
>>76822450
Even Poland hates us. Interesting, why?
>>76822421
It's lonely at the top, comrade.
>>76822470
Do you really not know the answer to this?
>>76822470
Just a guess but it might have something to do with the communism or the whiping them off the map all the time things.
>>76822470
i wonder why?
>>76822311
>chile
>spic
what?
>>76822601
Me too.
>>76819124
>what's your favorite part about being born in the greatest country in the history of the Universe?
Cheeseburgers and guns unironically.
>>76822406
is this not a position?
>>76822527
Lonely
>>76822395
This country is a shell of its former self.I'm sad as hell that I was born in this shithole.
>>76822649
No. It is not.
happy birthday, usa
>>76822700
This is an incredibly accurate mspaint diagram.
>>76822825
I fixed some bugs.
>>76822645
>tfw burger addiction
>>76822947
I wish you guys would be nicer to the ex commie eastern yuropoors and stop being so paranoid so we could be friends. It would be great if we could team up to kill all the Muslims and Chinese.
>>76822988
That's impossible when >80% support Putin. Russia are getting worse every day and normal people have only 2 ways: drink or move abroad.
>>76823053
Then how do we convince Putin to stop being a fag and help us kill muzzies and chinks?
>>76819169
thinks spen
>>76823112
Only polonium-210 can convince him, because he sells the country to China and has a benefit.
>>76822701
theres the door, Enrique
>>76823171
>polonium-210
Yeah you guys solve a lot of problems with this I've noticed.
>>76823197
>>76822283
>>76823807
>tfw relevant in Illinois