/brit/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JqMV8hnmHzU


SCREECHING

CARL BTFO

ananime
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PJW's architecture video was dogshit

just came out to the 'rents. they didn't seem very happy and said they need to talk about it in private. i'm scared lads

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>Slovakia

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>>76815889
a man can dream

>>76816090
Talk about what?

>>76816089
Imagine my shock

son just came out as a bender lads what the fuck should i do?

>>76816090
imagine being told by your son that they will never have a grandchild from you and you will spend your whole life bumming other men up the arse. absolute embarrasment. kys

i dunno talk about my coming out I guess, whether to disinherit me or what

>>76816127
fuck him in his ass

>>76816116
>this causes domestic violence

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So many weird people on the train today

Shan't be taking public transport again

>>76816116
looks good

>>76816129
>bumming other men up the arse
what the fuck dude. I came out to them as a 27 year old virgin not a poofter haha

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>>76816116

the gf is making me wear the chasity device again

>>76816035
>wa la
classic

At what age does it become frowned upon to be single as a man? What about for women?

>>76816022
I have a few cars/trucks and drive a lot so I spend a lot on gas. Was thinking a nice meal once or twice a month might be better.

>>76816049
Yea I kind of feel like your credit score is really just how good at being in debt you are desu.

>>76816088
almost tempted to set up another savings account so when I get the bill/receipt I can just use my bank app to transfer that amount and set it aside

>>76816090
>just came out to the 'rents.
>need to talk about it in private
Did you do it in front of other people?

>>76816099
fun fact:

her kid was featured in an islamic state execution video along with a few other kids
he shoots a prisoner in the head and he laughs while he does it

hope she is droned too lol

Mark Cavendish always has such a face on and sounds like a grumpy twat all the time

Glad he finally got BTFO

there is nothing wrong with being in a manageable amount of debt

Is anal sex anything like pooping?
If so I want to try it

>>76816212
no they just didn't want me there for some reason they seemed disappointed

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>>76816035
>wa-la
screeching

HART: Yeah, I'll tell you guys, and believe me, past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.

>>76816187
I think wa la is up there with Jersey Jihadi and failed meet ups

>>76816228
hot

>>76816129
Imagine being such a selfish piece of shit that you would bring someone into this world and demand they spend their only shot at existence in a manner of someone else's choosing.

Imagine being as much of a cancerous piece of shit as you. Sink a bullet after your next pint.

Don't know if I'm straight, bisexual or gay

have you heard of the high elves?

>>76816228
wtf i love feminism now!?

are you literally 12 years old?

>>76816216
QUITE the claim to fame

>>76816287
I remember telling you to kill yourself

>>76816221

I always love watching cyclist wankers getting destroyed


Utter cunts the lot of them

>>76816296
You're probably a high elf

>>76816050
Is that Elwynn Forest?

>>76816326
Actual braindead provincial

when i was younger i was wanking on some cam site and had like 4-5 people watching me and then some guy asked me to show my hole on cam and i was so weirded out that that i closed the stream and showered - why are gays so disgusting

>>76816329
I'd fuck a high elf

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America is God's country

>>76816336
sauna mammi suomi voi vittu viina

Business idea: gather up all cyclists, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight

>>76816317
ye

>>76816336
Nah it's your mums bush

>>76816300
You hear that? The Guards are coming, FOR YOU! HEHEHEHAHAHA!

did running today

>>76816370
Hawt

Don't know if I'm a bender, poof or chi chi man

know a guy who had a japanese sugar daddy and who was paid to fuck the old japanese man in the arse

hate people who sing in public

fuck off

I think khaleesi was a poor choice for sarah connor

>be me
>ugly
>lift weights and get ripped
>now everyone will find me attractive
>literally just seen as the ugly muscular guy now
epic

*puts Despacito on the /brit/ Sonos*

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>>76816427

really would not surprise me if flat earth theory became more widely accepted over the next few years

>>76816427
>be you
>be super low iq
fixed it for you

don't quite know how to say this lads ..

*walks away*

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>>76816374
in what respect?
(name at least 3)

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Wanna check out London someday desu

>>76816385
someone increased her facial features by 20%

>>76816427
when did you fly to england, zac?

>>76816427
bleak

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Bishopsgate coming along nicely

Imagine being Mark Cavendish and going home to Peta Todd and giving her a right good shagging and breeding her again


Lucky bastard

Just come from work - didn't acknowledge 4th of July to any American people I had to call (people working on 4th of July, too) and whenever any of them wishes me Happy 4th of July I clearly stopped them and told them the rest of the world does not celebrate it (wanted to say we don't care but that would have been too much). Some of them were audibly annoyed

>>76816050

story time lads. was at the gym earlier doing chest, saw a qt come in and started to do squats. she had a nice arse so naturally i was watching her in the mirror like any respectable semi-normie virgin would. eventually she caught me looking and smiled at me in the mirror. i'm on no fap right now you see, so my test is higher than usual so i decided to go up and chat to her. clearly she didn't mind as she started asking me for advice (i'm a pretty big guy), we got chatting and she asked me to spot her. i spotted a few sets and we kept on chatting, started thinking about how to ask her for her number. she said she wanted to try a 1RM so we loaded up like 80kg (it's a woman ok, not bad for a girl imo) and she manages to grind it out. i was very impressed and had a semi by this point and started to think about how to get her number. she decided to go up to 85 and as she unracked it i saw the weights slipping off, so i moved over to correct them. but then i tripped and ended up on the floor, the qt was spooked and it unbalanced her so she had to bail. imagine my delight when the plates came sliding off and the 20 came blasting down and pummeled my ballsack, absolutely obliterating my testicles.

might get a drink

>>76816474
yaaaas

looking great

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when was the last time a cat went into a pile of burning rubble trying to find humans?

cats are worthless filth

>>76816457

Must be the only photo of London in history without a paki in it

>>76816485
>he's STILL butthurt from 1776

I beat 3 noldoian elves in a 1v1 with only a light lance and 1 handed sword

>>76816485
Why would anyone except Americans celebrate the 4th of July? That's so dumb like people wearing stuff with other countries flag on it.

i'd really prefer it if you'd be quiet

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>>76816474
>Modern architecture

>>76816474
It's a fat an uninspired tower.

smdh

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>>76816401

>>76816541
but yes you are correct

>>76816474
looks naked

londons skyline is essentially red cranes and concrete rising cores

would like to see it in 20 years time

>>76816546
that's not modern, paul

>>76816474

the city is hideous

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>>76816445
I'm a published scientist, generally considered an "expert" and "very fucking intelligent" by, oh, I dunno the majority of the scientific community. (judging by papers published / citations / etc). Well according to every fucking titbit of information i've ever came across, I cannot decipher if the earth is round or flat. That and I've travelled extensively. I mean, it's probably round, but it could also be flat.
Same way I feel about "God." Who the fuck actually knows?
In synthesis, we'll never fucking know, because (((they))) don't want us to know. No, really, that's my scientific answer.

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>>76816494
Absolutely terrific post

>>76816561
they'll all be multi-storey slums by then my lad

Brexit innit.

fuck cats
dogs contribute to society and life

cats actively ruin ecosystems while being consistently selfish cunts
absolutely disgusted when I see people fawn over the vile creatures as if they are babies

/BRIT SOCIAL CLUB/

ATTENTION ALL BRITS:

this Friday, 07.07.17 meet up @ G-A-Y SOHO. I have booked two bumming booths. See you there x

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>>76816494
had me until the last sentence
very well done

>>76816572
but what if you fell off the earth lol

In 1765, the average amount of tax paid by someone in Great Britain itself was 312 pence (26 shillings) per year.

In Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and New York, the average tax was 12 pence per year, or 4% of the amount paid by people in Britain. People in Virginia only paid 5 pence, or less than half that amount.

In the years between 1765 and 1775 Britain greatly increased the tax burden on the American colonists by raising customs duties. This increased the tax burden by a massive 8 pence per head, to 20 pence per year — or 6% of the taxes that people in Britain itself had to pay, rather than 4%.

This injustice drove the American patriots to rebellion.

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>>76816553
I identify as batty bwoy

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some interesting construction techniques in Stratford

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Why are Americans spending the 4th of July here instead of celebrating with their countrymen?

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gonna build a comy incel hovel

>>76816116
would beat my own mother for one of these right now

>>76816538
I had to listen to people saying "Happy 4th of July!" to Americans, but I was sitting next to two mexicans so we just made a point of not saying anything

>>76816531
Nah, it's just funny hearing clearly ghetto black people getting upset we didn't wish them a happy pointless holiday

>>76816572
>top image
>a globe

I will never believe any flat earther is anything but a basic bitch troll

>>76816566
What isn't?

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Updated the tinder profile lads x

>>76816623
Doesn't start till the sun goes down lad

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haven't wanked for quite a long time(less than 2 days) and now i am ready

>>76816615
what happen

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>go to the shop for some booze
>4 cans of stella artois for £3.85
>buy 20
>get home
>realise it's cheap because it's only 4% and has a big fucking "4%" on the front of the can that I didn't even notice in the shop

I will kill myself one day and nothing of value will be lost

>>76816634
>pointless holiday
hmmmm, a little butthurt over the loss of some land perhap?

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>>76816494

I am a published social scientist

>>76816638
those buildings

>>76816664
beer is fucking vile

other incels are absolute freaks

wouldn't want to spend any time with them that i absolutely didn't have to

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rate my supper

>>76816623
I'm drinking in my room all night.

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>>76816572
my favourite flat-earth pic

>>76816672
>>76816566
I believe he's referring to current architecture and not the specific movement of architecture

>>76816572
but the top image is one of a flat earth and the bottom is one of a globe

are you trying to ruse me?

>>76816684
legit don't know any proper incels irl even the nerdiest people i know have all had gfs and sex i'm the only "incel"

>>76816615
whatd he roll his ankle?

what a baby

>>76816673
>beer is fucking vile
Should I try sherry, chap?

i am a member of the functionalist school when it comes to explaining the holocaust

>>76816643
ssbbw or bust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7TC8fV0CnU

>>76816623
finna go out here soon

Nothing really going on until it gets dark

>>76816623
i don't have any friends

>In one community – British Pakistanis – 55 per cent of young people marry their first cousin. And in Bradford, where Hiba comes from, that figure is an astonishing 70 per cent.

>Although she's only 18, Hiba is already talking to her family about marriage. For them first-cousin marriage is the norm and some members of the family are especially keen for her to continue the tradition.

>Her uncle Younis is in favour – four out of five of his own children are in cousin marriages. Her dad, Maroof, is on the fence and her mum, Nuzhat, is very much against it, but both have said they will support Hiba in whatever decision she makes.

>At the moment Hiba is single and because all her first cousins have married each other, her only hope of a family match would be with a second or third cousin from Pakistan.

>So, should Hiba marry a cousin? In this informative, authentic and life-changing authored film, which takes us deep into a rarely-seen community within Britain and abroad, Hiba is about to find out.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p056gvhm/should-i-marry-my-cousin

>>76816627
But, would you body slam them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAvbU2dnKU0

the 'fu

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>>76816625
or as you'll be calling it in 10 years, the 'rape shack'

>>76816698
everyone gets laid except for mentally ill men

>>76816729
MHM YASS GIRL

>>76816729
Damn. . .

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GET FUCKED!!

>>76816729
>interviewing before the employer has reviewed your experience
bothered

anyone's legs sometimes hurt when wanking

>>76816664
Mix it with voddy

>>76816694
probably, but i want to point out his ignorance so as to undermine his runtoid opinions on architecture

>>76816666
I dunno, what does it recognise?

any belorussians in

>>76816684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Bnk6VU53Y

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>>76816729
DONALD DRUMPF IS NOT MY PRESIDENT

>>76816729
YAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN

>>76816050
>>76816772

>>76816699
"roll his ankle"
Mate it's called twisting his ankle

>>76816738
i've always wondered - are pakis not ashamed to be inbred?

i know a paki whose parents are cousins and he's just like "eh, whatever"
if i was him, hearing that my parents were related would literally make me contemplate suicide
how come they are so ok/indifferent with literally being inbred human beings?

>>76816744
Love the B-52s

HITLER TOOK THE GUNS
STALIN TOOK THE GUNS
MAO TOOK THE GUNS

>>76816781
so you've decided it's pointless before even knowing what it's about? hmmmmm

Where the fuck actually takes Paypal payments these days? zzz

Remember when the french spend about £10 billion on some trains and they were too big for the platforms

howling

unironically look down on non-black people

>>76816818
I'm gonna twist your cute pink nips if u don't shut the fuck up

>>76816858
hello cuckio

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the worst incel i know looks like this guy, spits when he speaks and exudes autism

not a bad person but you know...

>>76816858
Basketball sucks

How do I quit 4chan lads.

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tennis lads

>>76816827
It's American, sorry, I assumed it was pointless.
Plus, it mainly seems to be about bad comedy film settings, shitty "sausages" and some fireworks? I dunno maybe some tea in a harbour

>>76816858
mboko

>>76816744
i don't hate women.

if i looked better or was mentally healthy, they'd fuck me.

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>>76816819
suppose if over 50% of them engage in the practice they'll rationalise that it's actually fine and "healthier" and "a deeper connection" and other nonsense

meanwhile their children get born with progressively worse birth defects but you can always blame that on the government somehow

Say something nice to me

>>76816711
same
browning and mommsen are right

>>76816899
good doubles

>>76816891
so you've decided it's pointless before even knowing what it's about?

>>76816899
U r qt

>>76816868
pls do, im the 4th july lad too

>>76816895
Brexit? Nah blud, more like Amexit

>>76816899
nice flag

>>76816886
Move over to 4hero by starting a jungle/broken beat group

'oon
https://youtu.be/ymXeNviCkug

>>76816738
why is this even fucking allowed?

first and second cousin marriages shouldn't be allowed whatsoever.

>>76816928
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>>76816912
I’m polish

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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTTT

do """incels""" actually talk to girls or do they think sex is something that comes through the letterbox like a hope for heroes bag

>>76816994
>gif
fuck off

>>76816994
I've got a feeling...

*yawns*

well, night lads

*knocks myself over the head with a hammer*
*pool of blood quickly covers entire floor*

>>76816999
no to both

were using this next
>>76816072

>Studied at york uni for a semester
>Brits literally had 4th of July parties while I was there

why the actual fuck was this a thing?

>>76817014
how can you call it """incel""" when you're voluntarily not talking to girls though? doesn't make sense to me

Captain Birdseye is called "Captain Iglo" in Europe

Absolutely gutted

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anime

>>76816999
any white man who's incel is a nutcase

>>76817038
excuse to get on the piss innit

>>76817038
"hmm, an excuse to drink. lets not and instead focus on our studies"

>>76817049
What? We're still Euros for a couple of years

gonna die for a couple f hours

was a victim of white genocide today lads, an indian man said hello to me

still screaming at this video
required incel viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkQMGZ1GFCM

>>76817018
Bit early

>>76817065
and I thought ireland was the most yankified country in Europe
even we don't celebrate 4th july

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/brit/ and /r9k/ are dangerous and should be shut down

>>76817119
>>76817119
nor do we

never even heard of a 4th of july party

>>76817119
>a few students used an excuse to drink
>all of england

>>76817104
you're the victim of jewish brainwashing it seems

>>76817149
nothing wrong with jewish brainwashing

>>76817042
i am involuntarily terrible at forming any kind of relationship with girls

i'm past the point of no return. today i smiled at a girl and she smiled back and that's made my entire day and made me really happy. if we were to ever meet again i would be a stammering awkward mess. a conversation would mean so much to me and so little to her

>>76817186
*sends him a green card*

whats your preferred dnm

>>76817130
this but unironically

having an empty

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Take your son hunting or he'll end up incel.

>>76817201
alphabay desu

>>76817201
reddit usually

>>76817187
take some xanax the nexxt time you're going to be iin a social situation with girls

you won't act a sperg and you'll have a good opportunity to get some practice in, which you can later use when not on xanax
t. knower

Don't see the point of Crossrail

>>76817130
the head mod of /r/againsthatesubreddits literally spends all day on reddit finding "hate speech" to cry about
absolute loser

>>76817130
Internet was a mistake full stop.

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your mum went skydiving eh?

>>76817257
is this a real place

>>76817059
wrong

not a nutcase meself just extremely ugly

There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me;
Sign was painted, it said private property;
But on the back side it didn't say nothing;
This land was made for you and me

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the kot

>>76817270
yes
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>>76817245
bit weary of xanax desu but i'll bear it in mind. probably would help tbf

>>76817201
thestudentroom.onion

>>76817290
'sheed

incel is a shit FOTM phase that will soon pass

>>76817299
virus

>>76817290
:3
more

>>76817299
virus do not click

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Any volcel in

This thread kills fascists

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>i refer to myself unironically as "incel"

imagine this hat image was 10 times larger, and even then it wouldnt do such a thing justice

incel is a necessary word because it eliminates the "why are you a virgin?" question

>>76817351
jog on normie cunt

*touches third rail*

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made my dad cry last night.
for all his success(millionaire; successful wife; etx.) , he couldn't raise a functional human male and he knows that now.

only thing left for me is to become an hero

my bum is on the man
my bum is on the man

>>76817300
well as an anecdote, up until this year, I hadn't gotten laid in over 2 years, then I was at some parties around the same time I had some xanax and ended up getting with 3 different girls in 2 weeks, and it was definitely the drug turning me into a smooth operator without self doubt, or being unable to think of things to say, but after i stopped I was able to carry it over thanks to the confidence boost

you don;t need to be worried about addiction if you only do it a handful of times, and if the dosage concerns you, just take half or quarter a bar

you ever titfucked a girl before?

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hmm
that's a man isn't it
*googles oddish*
ah yes pokemon
definitely a man

Might become an animal serial killer
Try to see how many pets I can abduct and slaughter without getting caught

i am involuntarily celibate

even when i wasn't living with my parents and had mates and was around girls a lot none of them ever showed any interest

why?
because i am very ugly

can incel discord please stop raiding

Geopolitical idea: change the virgin islands to the Incel islands

think im going to have a heart attack every time i comedown off coke

>>76817402
fall down and hurt your bum

>>76817416
women don't care about looks

are you tortured and brooding?

>>76817427
incel media

>>76817432
Probably for a reason

>>76816202
40
30

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>>76817346

>>76817435
Girls only care about looks

incel

>>76817130
>Yep. To use a *Harry Potter* analogy, I don't hate Quirinus Quirrell because he stutters, and I don't hate Peter Pettigrew because he's missing a hand. I hate them because they're slimy double-crossing fucks in cahoots with the magical equivalent of Hitler.

>EDIT: And apparently there's a downvote fairy in this thread

>>76817408
yes

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fact: incels find this to be average

>>76817290
Excellent socks

>>76817394
>any incel man in

imagine this

imagine this fucking sentence escaping the lips of a yank in their gimpy little melt accent

cannot fathom anything more laughably embarrassing than having these airwaves tickle my eardrums

so desperate to fit in with the brit boys and feel like one of the gang, yet deep down they know they never will

>>76817435
no in fact i would describe myself as gregarious filled with "joi de vivre"

in fact i can be very charismatic

>>76817469
lenincel

>>76817415
unironically reported this to the police

im a voluntary incel, not a volcel

>>76817464
lol

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>>76817459
>Girls only care about looks

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

of the people you know irl how many do you know browse a certain website on the internet?

i know 1 reddit couple and 1 tumblr girl . obviously loads of fb wankers, not counting them.
4chan people are harder to spot but maybe because i'm one of them

>>76817510
my sister browses /v/ and i know a /pol/ack who is dating a chubby hapa

girls love big cocks

>>76817507
this

women care about wit and money .
mostly it's the money thing but wit comes first because they'll take someone who shows intelligence because it signals high earning potential

>>76817510
know one lad who was in my fluid dynamics course who for certain browses /pol/

a truly embarrassing specimen

>>76817562
GIRLS

DON'T

LIKE

BOYS

GIRLS

LIKE

CARS

AND

MONEY

>>76817551
>hapa
a wha

>>76817510
met the gf on tumblr

>>76817510
literally zero
I do know one lad who mentions 4chan meems from time to time and I just cringe internally

>>76817592
half white half asian

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>>76816050
good edition x

>>76817592
Hello red.dit newfag

>>76817562
they're just different forms of wealth
wit/intelligence/looks are social capital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elroYaDZwqU

>>76817592
That flying bison thingy from avatar

>>76817592
half white australian dad
half chinese mum from hong kong

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>girls like good looking men

lmao

>>76817562
Literally never seen a gorgeous bird with some rich ugly runt outside of TV. It's looks and social standing

>>76817649
Serious

New
>>76816072
>>76816072
>>76816072

>>76816065
jesus christ
how does he make such outrageous claims
>i'm an expert ok?
>i've got 500 SCIENTIFIC REPORTS THAT I CAN SHOW YOU

>>76817682
fuck off

anyone who goes to that thread should be hanged

i had lots of girls crushing on me in high school and some even asking me out but my family was super catholic and i wasn't allowed to date
to this day i still feel guilty after wanking

Make a new

>>76816072

>>76816691
what's the joke?