Give me one(1) good reason why I shouldn't move to your country

>>76815356
you can't

>>76815356
you can't

>>76815356
You wont feel like youve moved

No money.

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>>76815356
You should move here. We have many successful Pakis in America. You must bring cute sisters though

it will feel like home but colder

>>76815356
you will be shorter than 12 yo girls

>>76815562
My sister is 11 years old.

>>76815595
Don't worry is not too old

>>76815595
but sure to bring in your laws too so her age isnt a problem

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>>76815578
Im 5'9 and can do 50 pushups. I can take on the whole of /fit/

>>76815595

Aim to move to Kentucky then

>>76815679

Sorry, you need to be at least 6'0 to enjoy the ride.

>>76815668
Pakistan laws dictate grils need to be atleast 16 to get married

>>76815679
Oh

>>76815679
you need to be taller than the country's average to come in

sorry

>>76815806
Tell that to the refugees

Its too cold for pakis here. Indians are fine but all pakis freeze to death here.

We had more civil war than Pakistan

We use foreigners for our SOPA.

>>76816423
Pakistan is colder than india overall

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This is now a trap thread

>>76815356
You come here and we'll treat you like a human slave.

>>76818183
Fuck off to /b/

welfare money will be used up soon by your countrymen and others

>>76815356
It's worse than Pakistan but it shares a lot of traits with Pakistan (except for islam).

>>76815356
Nah, we are fine without you

>>76815356
you won't be accepted unless you walk from Islamabad to Athens

>>76815679
Holy crap, are suffering of famine out there?

>>76816423
Try living in the remote areas of Peshawer, no central heating
>>76818316
Saudi Arabia taught you well

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>>76818389

>>76815679
Holy shit man

>>76818498
>>76818618
We aren't paid much and food is very short. Whatever money we had mommy spent it on internet so I could shitpost. Dad went away to get some groceries he'll be back any minute now. Mom keeps going away with random dudes idk why. The money is always there I think this is Allah's blessing.

There's nothing to do here and nothing going on. It's better to move to a country like France, Germany or UK where things are happening

>>76815679
I saw that been post by a Spen guy, before.

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>>76815356
We're full, please don't come here.

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>>76819342
I wonder if he's still alive

>>76819380
Jorge is dead

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>>76819420
R-really? How? I refuse to believe that

>>76815356
you can't afford to

>>76819511
Killed in a Muslim terrorist attack

>>76815679
I got reason and you should rather stock your foods to build your body instead of wasting money moving here

>>76819621
No worries thats not my arm. My army is thicc

>>76815356
We have enough leeches already.
You really should go somewhere else.
Preferably, where the locals are unarmed, and won't kick your ass.

>>76819777
>leeches
I'll be earning more than you paco

Just dont pls

>>76815356
Because it's basically a muslim country and you want to run away from the muslim world

if you wouldn't mind to get beaten up you're welcome

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>>76815679
>can resist the burger
Hot damn, we have a future American Olympic athlete over here.

>>76819992
why would I get beat up? Also refer to>>76815679

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>>76815356
We will probably kill you eventually.
https://youtu.be/Zmgl5AocqkM

>>76820028
>steal a turk's job
>oy vey way do dey beat me

>>76820032
Camera guy was probably about to shit himself

>>76815356
Because of paki considered rapist.

>>76820098
>Implying I would come illegllay

I will marry you to help you get citizenship just to spite Drumpf.

*I'm a gay male btw

>>76820261
>implying it matters

>>76820283
Sorry Im ugly but I would still pat your head

>>76820292
>>Implying it matters
Thats not how stealing jobs work
>mexicans who come illegally are paid less than minimun wage, someone could have been working that job who came legally with above minimum wage. The mexican just stole a job from someone

>>76819924
Impossibru.
I am currently on disability, pay no taxes, and have many children with several wives who breathlessly call me King Daddy Bear.
And I drive a mint 1978 AMC Pacer.
Hah.
Top that, Mister Mysterious.

>>76820468
I live with mommy and daddy and they buy me everything

>>76815356
Radical islam and bombings?

>>76820515
...and, Tendies?
Tell me of the sweet, sweet Tendies in your country.
I lust for knowledge.

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>>76820572
Crunchy and spicy, very soft.

>>76820634
Oh, my.
On second thought, I will come there.
Please send bus fare.
Quickly.
There is no time to lose.

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>>76820912
Sorry fren, I will not allow you to risk your life for some tendies

>>76820032
fuck, the afghan guy is cute

>>76819200
>Mom keeps going away with random dudes idk why.
Lying is a sin.

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>>76821001

>>76815679
Kek

You're a filthy nigger who is literally inbred.
Also, your Islam is fucing trash and you are Indians in all but name.

>>76821429
>t. fat mexican living in a drug cartel infested ghetto

besides why would he choose mexico anyway, its even more dangerous than his country rofl

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>>76821429
wew

>>76815356
Britain sucks.
We're the future Atlantis with all the rain we get.

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There is none, please come to Brazil.

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>>76821597
Why so nice?

>>76821654
Probably wants to make sopa de paki

>>76815356
It doesn't make a difference when your fucked up culture follows you wherever you go.

>>76821841
this

one of my best friends is from a muslim shiite family and he basically drinks alcohol with us go to a brothel with us, never read the Qoran or entered a church and I have kissed his sister and she never used a hijab

>>76821932
they are basically BRs just like us, and he has a huge bin laden beard and we call him taliban lol

>>76821932
Why does this happen in Brazil but not in Europe?

worrying statistics

>>76821979
because no one can resist the temptations of Brazil I guess lol, also it's impossible to segregate by race/nationality here

>>76822008
shut up, subhuman

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>>76821979
Euros are shit

>>76821979
Europe gets the fundamentalist kind. If you are a fundamentalist muslim and come to South America you're bound to get rekt

>>76815356
Everyone here is at least Pickpocket Lvl 100

Come home, Paki. Your kind is the highest-achieving in our whole miserable cunt.

>>76815356
People will assume you're Indian and automatically hate you,