Mouko edition
nuke denmark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I938meyE3ml
this is how white women behave
tfw no gf
/fr/
IM BORED
*grabs your bum*
>tfw no job
>slapPing your gf's ass on public
Man some of you are so tacky lmao
This pic pretty much describes my trade school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I938meyE3mI
>not sexual molesting your gf in public
Shitty thread.
>Remembering the cringy autistic shit you've done and fuckups
postem
>dad never told me women like to be molested
alri buds the library is getting boring
gonna go shit in their bathroom then leave
Rate my lunch for 4th of July.
For those of us who are actually in relationships. Ass grabbing is probably frowned upon in public. Unless you are in a very dark room
>>76815379
what about gropping under the table?
>>76815313
>The art of war
Woah guys we have a pseudo-intellectual here
>>76815365
spoken like a true canadian man
>>76815418
That's okay
>>76815369
trash/10
>>76815437
do they like it?
>>76815313
literally saw the vidya and closed the pic
Can this Brazilian robot gtfo?
>>76815432
better than sharting in a mart
any new memes in the past couple weeks btw?
>>76815379
Hmm I usually do it if we hug. Not a big deal imo. She grabs mine too sometimes
how do you celebrate 4th of july?
>>76815488
why
>>76815533
Whiskey and anime
>>76815551
close enough I think
>>76815538
Your posts are retarded and creepy. /cum/ is a comfy general.
>>76815501
nope
>>76815480
Uh yeah.
>>76815606
I've aspergers
*throws some poppers at your feet*
>>76815533
Blowing fireworks up and getting wasted. Im also ginna burn a union jack tonight
>>76815733
>Im also ginna burn a union jack tonight
o am laffin
Bjork
If its a date between normal people (as in not fucking faggots) who should pay the bill?
Am i wrong in thinking it should be men?
Post is my favorite Björk album
>>76815814
Nah you right, men should pay
In a mixed gendered date, its always the man's responsibility to pay. Until the gender wage gap is closed the man always pays
>>76815807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y
;_;
>>76815270
>remembering that you learned from your past mistakes, and are only a better person now for it
>>76815847
what if the woman has two jobs and therefor makes more?
>>76815847
half correct
Thoughts on tattoos?
>gender wage gap
I doubt this is even a thing in Mexico
i honestly don't mind paying for dinner
it's like $25 for two people to eat
happy 4th of july ameridubms
>>76815946
thanks, texas
>>76815946
Thabks texas
>>76815847
Split da bill
>>76815946
thamks; Texas
>>76815946
Thajks. Texas.
>tfw your gf is the man in the relationship
>people of "color"
>>76815932
Depends on the tattoo and the person it was tattooed on. Almost always tacky though.
>>76816165
Nice. I want a gf who will peg me
>>76816165
sad
>>76816171
woman asked me what year in high school i am again
t n g
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."
Normies ruin 4chan. Can't you fucks just go to Facebook
>>76816389
death to america
idea: tax on single mothers
>>76816424
Go to /r9k/ you autist
>>76816459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz3PZSLjhmA
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
only normalfags say normie
>>76816389
t. pixie
>>76816483
>>>/reddit/
>he listens to grimes
there is nothing that ticks me off more than fucking FLIES
>>76816357
had an older woman ask me if i was gonna be a senior or if i had graduated high school this year
i'm 25
>>76816513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDACd-ShjHk
HEY
BEEN TRYIN'
Idea: get rid of the dollar and use cryptos instead
Did maintence on some resort today.
Hispanics are the most disgusting people in the new world
>crypto
>>76816600
i should've bought more cheap coins when i had the chance
https://imgur.com/a/XXcG0
>>76816600
*blocks your path*
*steals your bitcoins*
*inflates your dollars for being a bad boy*
and if it takes me 30 minutes I will kill this fly with my bare hands
>>76815244
Did she come up to Montana?
>>76816655
Dead Cells is bretty gud
if it wasnt $15 Id buy it
>>76816593
it happens a lot to me and I've even had girls around my age ask
>reading the news
>some article sob story about how Canada won't accept some flip woman's retard son
Yeah ok Canada should take on a multi million dollar burden so we can gain 1 nurse
>>76816720
no. it has to be after november
>>76816700
No being a man and using a salt gun
>>76816806
>multi million dollar
what kind of mayhem is this kid causing?
>>76816593
>be 27
>go to the liquor store
>the woman at the counter asks for my ID
>she looks at it
>looks at me
>"you look really young"
>"yeah"
>"It's a good thing"
>grab my cheap vodka and leave
what did she mean by this?
SHANT BE INFRINGED
>>76816853
its expensive to care for retards in the first world
>>76816856
Do you think looking like an old fart is a good thing?
>>76816909
I'm 27, I'm far from looking like an old fart.
But I have heard woman say that men get more attractive the older they get so maybe...
>>76816817
Very retarded tool
*shows u my bum*
>Canada
>liberal
>equal
>(cucked to a foreign queen)
>peaceful
>rich
>educated (more so than it's big neighbor)
>stringent immigration
>therefore very little scum
Doing drugs like a degenerate as I spend the holiday alone
Gotta finish the resume though I need a damn job
>>76816934
Those women are nuts and have daddy complexes
someone give me $15
>>76816998
I can give you 15 dollar
i don't know what dollar 15 is sorry
>>76816945
you bite your tounge. the bug-a-salt is a true defender of the home and family
>>76816972
bong rips and sparklers all night bro
>>76816972
I do more drugs than you
>smoking satan's hashish
>>76816876
What could this kid possibly need? His mom is already a nurse.Just give her some welfare check and it's done.
God bless the Red Sox organization. I'm talking about the organization. Class. Fenway park still going baby, built in 19-fucking-12 the year the titanic sunk. What does our organization do? Knocked down the cathedral way to go, waaay to gooo! Good thinking!
Now when I go to this new plastic replica of a stadium, empty seats behind home plate and all the fucking corporate jerk offs, on the phone, not even watching the fucking game waving to the camera. Good, good decision front office you fucking morons!
We use to go to the ball park and say, "that's where Mickey Mantle homered", "That's where Roger Maris tripled", "That's where Fritz Peterson got a blowjob". But you can't do that anymore! Now you go to this fucking place "ahh that's where Teixeira pulled his left nostril!".
Good for the Red Sox, good for them! I'd like to see the Red Sox and the Cubs! There I said it, I don't give a fuck! Call me whatever the fuck you want, call me an uncle Tim I don't give a fuck because I say what most Yankee fans are thinking
>>76817039
Wanna bet?
>>76817128
t. uncle Tim
>>76817128
boreball sucks
>>76817151
*dies of overdose*
>boreball sucks
>>76817203
>saying this
>on the 4th of july
>>76817079
its just a lifetime of drain on the medical system and the kid being a tard just complicates the hell out of everything
Boreball sucks.
>>76817220
Now you can finally stop doing drugs
Who /not doing shit/ here?
I'm on my fourth rum and (insert juice) and have no intention of going out and seeing things explode
>>76817128
wrigley>>>>>>>fenway
>my overgrown wall weeds are better than your giant wall
>>76817254
it would depend a lot on his particular situation.There are some people with down syndrome who can function reasonably well.
>>76817287
pfffffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I've been to both multiple times and fenway is way better and it's not even close. US Cellular field is better than Wrigley and that place doesn't even have a soul.
>never smoked weed or cigarettes
>never drank any alcohol
Am I missing out?
>>76817348
Not really
>>76817348
Cigs are shit until you're addicted to them, weed is cool but overrated and people become mentally dependent on it.
Alcohol is poison created by satan
love denmark
What's America's obsession with being a retarded one off special snowflake?
>grab a tape measure real quick for an easy measurement? nooo, i much prefer to measure in 76/1645th of inches
>Hey let's bake a cake and use an arbitrary "cup" instead of metric
>welcome to the rest of the world, please fill out this form and state your height in cm and weight in kg
>"but..I weigh pounds and...I...I am foot tall..."
>hey bud, what's the temperature?
>"75F"
>oh sorry i don't know about fahrenheit much like 99,9% of the world, what's that in celsius?
>don't go so fast man, the limit here is 70!
>"70? that's so slow on a highway"
>no...we use miles per hour here....
>hey, when should we meet?
>"how about 4"
>so...is that 4 or 16?
>"i...i mean 4 __PM__"
>that would be $16 please
>"excuse me sir but why is it dollar sixteen? nobody says it like that. you know 99,99% of the world puts the currency symbol after the amount, makes more sense i think"
>i...I don't...get out you commie before I call the cops
>yoo...wanna play a quick match of football?
>"yeah sure man i'll bring the ball wait a sec"
>sorry but...what kind of ball is that? it's not even round?!
>"it's...it's a football? what do you mean"
>oh wow...just...just leave...
it goes on and on
>>76817281
>Tokyo
>>76817392
simple as
>>76817348
cigarettes are horrible
alcohol is fun
weed is amazing
>>76817348
one hangover and you'll never want to drink again
*smokes behind the school building*
>>76817460
pussy ass bitch
>>76817406
desu I like to do construction stuff in imperial
I love weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>>76817368
>>76817379
>>76817450
Might unironically buy a vape and some beer today. Just to try it out. What are some good brands I should look for?
>>76817481
>tfw I missed out on this feel
>>76817484
i bet yall dont even drink bawdcaw
>I love weed
finally managed to kill the fucking fly
I love weed
every tried ecstasy?
feels nice
>>76817557
>dude weed lmao
weed is overrated
>>76817565
ecstasy is for literal junkies
>>76817543
Sam adams is top notch
>y'all
>bawdcaw
America?
Not a fan.
i enjoyed weed the few times i tried it
>>76817543
american flavored vape juice, and a six pack of rolling rock, the tall boys
>>76817565
Ectasy is cool. Really I primarily smoke cannabis but I'm okay with acid too
>>76817543
Buy locally. When I drink I drink red hook and samuel adams because they have breweries near where I live.
>>76817330
guarnteed rate field*
>wrigley doesnt have a soul
kek
assblasted former whos fan detected
>>76817348
Drunkposting is best posting. Mark my words lads I'm going to get shitfaced tonight and you shall know it.
>>76817609
I said US Cellular didn't have a soul. Wrigley has a soul it's just a dead fermenting soul of despair
You can see my flag, why on earth would I cheer for the whos when I'm from sports royalty
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
*puts my wiener in your mouth while you are passed out*
*takes a pic and blackmails you*
Trump still better than obama
>>76817565
no
>>76817655
arnt you from IL or is that someone else?
>>76817681
I moved to IL when I was 11 because my mom got a job there then moved back to NH after I graduated highschool.
>>76817655
>dead fermenting
>implying winning the world series didnt change everything
hate summer
>>76817677
>hey lil momma let me whisper in your ear
Officially 22
>>76817677
that picture contradicts your statement
>>76817680
dumb nerd, i thought you were cool.
you don't get to hang out with us cool kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCglfoJeSEE
what would you do if you woke up in this situation?
>>76817720
you are like a little baby
>>76817720
>spending the fourth of july in yurop
>>76817720
[25's internally]
>>76817720
>Ancestry.com has a message for America this Fourth of July weekend: We're all a lot more alike than we realize.
>In the first work to come from Droga5 since it was named Ancestry's lead creative agency earlier this month, the geneology and genomics firm shows descendants of the signers of the Declaration of Independence reciting it. They're a diverse group ethnically and otherwise, even if they are all descended from a prototypical room full of old white men. And that's the whole point.
>http://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/ancestry-shows-diverse-descendants-declaration-signers/309621/
This was a bad feel
>>76817797
It's all J*fferson's fault desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYIAfiVGluk
>>76817797
It's almost like the southerners at the congress couldn't help but coalburn with their slaves
>>76817832
>>76817845
There are loads of spics, a paki, and at least one hapa in the video also.
Sleeping in the same room as a female, pretty excited. She's sleeping in a bed tft away from me
>>76817750
Yeah, feels bad man
>>76817794
Birthdays just fill me with pain now
After 21 you got nothing to look forward to when getting older
How you spending your fourth of july brevs
>>76817797
>gets excited because he sleeps in a hostel dorm with a chick
wow...the absolute state of Chis
>>76817897
all alone so far
>>76817906
I defend you all the time stop bullying me
>defending footkraut
>being a CHIcano
rate my 4th of july
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdhMC9_2Df4
>>76817886
dont worry your not 22 in america (where it counts) yet
>>76817943
where are you?
why aren't you outside
you could have went barhopping and took home an italian shlut
Apparently my Surface Pro 4 I bought is coming from California, that's why it's taking so long.
In other news, should I eat a pizza tonight or something?
>>76817943
>>76817908
EVERYONE
POINT AND LAUGH AT THEM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
it took me almost an hour and a half to get home today
She's also not some hostel sloot. She's traveling with me and another guy for a few days now and I really like her personality and has cute feet to boot
>>76817998
Got lost in Rome for about 8hrs today
Need bed time. I'll fuck up Paris tomorrow on my 22nd
>>76818035
Kys
I should've joined the military when I was stronger
>>76818068
too bad
so sad
>>76818068
>>76818080
many such sad cases
>>76817984
Thats what Im tellin myself
Saw that meme fire in Rome today too while I was at the Altar
>>76818014
Burgers you degenerate
>>76818053
>paris
what are you visiting there?
>>76818014
it'd be a very unamerican thing to do
NEED burger
>won't even take candids of her feet
the ABSOLUTE state
Have you ever been to Paris? Are you gonna fly in?
It's hell on earth, you'll notice when you take the RER from the airport to central Paris.
They even leave the doors on the train open for longer on the stops there so you can run after the niggers when they try to snatch your bags at the stations
Paris is Europe's future in nutshell
White women are such sluts.
cancelled my netflix
Time for the Germany filter to go back on
>>76818170
good
the train stations in paris smell of piss, desu
pretty depressing
footkraut is a good poster
despise and envy people whom have fulfilling lives
76818193
kys
>>76818156
I actually did take some but I deleted them immediately after because I'm trying to become a top lad
>>76818156
Its where my flight back to the states leaves and also the grill wants to go
Well aware its probs trash
>>76818170
i never got it but my friends hype the living shit out of it
I don't understand the fandom people have with sitting down and watching a TV show
i have no interest in visiting anywhere in europe.
could see myself visiting 日本 in a year or two though.
WE WERE STAYIN IN PARIS
>a top lad
>deletes foot pictures
>travels around with a girl who won't suck his dick
>>76818215
>also the grill wants to go
lel
report back if they get harassed by some africans
japan > china
>>76818265
stop talking shit about european cities
you're a god damn brazilian
>>76818294
wrong
>>76818168
My younger sister posted a picture on Instagram with her and her friend both in thongs showing their butts. I'm so disappointed. Worse, I got aroused
>>76818252
rank these from best to worst : ass, boobs. feet, belly , neck and mouth
who /poopy/ here?
The Refugee Crisis has had more casualties than 9/11
>>76818319
hope she drops that in the pool and gets upset
>>76818319
everything about this woman is disgusting
>>76818301
I can say my city is better than Paris
>rating girls by neck
>>76818339
what's the matter? to flat chested for you?
>>76818252
Id be disgusted if she was down to suck my dong. She's 20 and has never had alcohol and has helicopter mexican parents
*sharts*
*sharts*
FUCK my parents man they're both American and moved to this shithole a month before I was born so I didn't get the birthright citizenship so now I have to go through this whole process. Its easier since both of my parents are citizens but still its annoying as fuck
>keeps finding excuses
heh...
going for a smoke... see ya lads
>>76818375
you ever coming back? saw you deleted your meme account
>>76818392
why do you want to come to america
>>76818432
because we're the greatest
I can hear her sleeping now :3
>>76818394
Dont sexualize the waifu
>>76818409
I saw that too, guess i had it set to delet after more than a month of inactivity
I'll make another when Im back
stop smoking
>>76818392
>willingly cucks himself an eternal tax slave
>>76818348
a long and straight neck is a sign of youth
>>76818472
take a picture for old times' sake
>>76818472
you've got to grab her ass at some point ...
Signed up for tinder
>>76818354
I saved this picture.
*swipes right when i see your tinder profile*
>>76818616
Mean
sit up straight
Bud, literally ten minutes into meeting this Corean chick at the hostel I snapped a pic of her feet while her head was on my chest.
Another ten minutes later and she was sucking my COCK as it was around noon and everybody else was out in the city.
You have NO excuses not to take a picture of her soles while she is sleeping.
>>76817734
Fcuck you.
white women need to stop sharting on the ground in public areas
dead srs
Girls are cute it's unfair.
>>76818704
hideous gook
>>76818711
thats an oxymoron
>>76818704
Iktf. I'm out at a firework spot that starts in 2 hours. So many unbelievably cute girls running around
>puts shart on youtube
this indian film appears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vk8ZUTVN4o
>>76818704
Leave it to Califags to have shit taste in everything
>>76818724
no wait, a tautology
*gives speeches for goldman sachs*
I'm cute but not technically a girl
>>76818679
were her legs that thick or am I seeing things?
>>76818759
I meant it was redundant
>>76818813
I forgive you
Don't like this country
>>76818806
it's called perspective
>>76818711
although unappreciative of your views, I feel obligated to warn you that san fran poster is going to spam azns far and wide across int in t-minus 5-7 days
Mexican United States
WE HAVE TO GO AFTER WALL STREET
>>76818845
i like this country
because ur in it :)
>>76815861
>Icelandics are very gay
Kek. Why are mongols so autistic?
>>76818845
agreed
im looking pretty buff per se
Oregon was a mistake
i love barbecues
>>76818936
is that monteal poster
>>76818954
no its a twitch streamer
pretty sure the chi is taking pictures of her feet right now
>>76819010
>>76818936
tryhard xd
Which of these should I redpill myself with next?
Whoever created booty shorts is a true hero
Fuck Drumpf
>>76819040
DANGEROUS
Any of you ever watched The New Adventures of Old Christine?
>milo yianpoopoolous
>>76818921
;')
shan't be staying up any longer
I will leave you with a picture of her soles on the hostel floor
good night my friends
good night
>image filenames fast approaching 1500000000000
>>76819040
umm you should get more MAGA merch based canadian man :)
>>76819040
take the true redpill
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1173808-elliot-rodger-manifesto.html
I like the hallway ceiling
it's just 4ft wide
ideal gf pose
desu
dumb satania poster
>>76819040
>>76819143
excellent post